Toronto Laffs @ Los Angeles Kangz Official Game Thread

FELLAS IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS

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Damn you Nylanderfriend! I was too slow.

Maple Leafs (28-21-13)

Zach Hyman -- Auston Matthews -- William Nylander
Leo Komarov -- Nazem Kadri -- Connor Brown
James van Riemsdyk -- Tyler Bozak -- Mitchell Marner
Matt Martin -- Brian Boyle -- Nikita Soshnikov

Morgan Rielly -- Alexey Marchenko
Jake Gardiner -- Nikita Zaitsev
Matt Hunwick -- Roman Polak

Frederik Andersen
Curtis McElhinney

Scratched: Martin Marincin, Josh Leivo, Eric Fehr

Injured: Connor Carrick (upper body)


Kings (30-27-6)

Jarome Iginla -- Anze Kopitar -- Marian Gaborik
Tanner Pearson -- Jeff Carter -- Tyler Toffoli
Trevor Lewis -- Nick Shore -- Dustin Brown
Adrian Kempe -- Nic Dowd -- Kyle Clifford

Derek Forbort -- Drew Doughty
Jake Muzzin -- Paul Ladue
Brayden McNabb -- Alec Martinez

Jonathan Quick
Ben Bishop

Scratched: Andy Andreoff, Kevin Gravel

Injured: Jordan Nolan (undisclosed)

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>>74466537
Quality post my friend,
>mandatory bouchard post

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>Iggy wearing 88

Jesus Christ

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>>74466571
Not my best OC, was in hurry to make the thread first.

Who's thristy?

>>74466600
Nice full house. I feel a bit bad for iggy knowing he won't win a cup.

What up boys bout to get comfy with a tall one and cookies

WEW CAPTAIN JOY FOR POTATO SQUAD

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>>74466505
>>74466627

I hope more people than auston score for the laffs tonight

Brian Boyle is a big guy

>>74466619
I don't at this point, he's been ring chasing for years and signing with Colorado was plain stupid.

>>74466619
fuck iggy desu

>>74466627
>tfw just had a tall one with some peanut butter&oatmeal homemade cookies
>tfw just made a cup of tea to start the game
lads...

For >>74466669

holy shit iggy looks OLD

>>74466609
Let's have a tall cold one

>>74466660
Someone just needs to shop the leafs players heads in

matthews, nylander, marner and leivo since matthews seems to like him

>Tuesday and Thursday game at 1030
>Friday game at 10
WHAT THE FUCK WHY NOT MAKE THESE MEME TIME ZONE GAMES AT 10?

What ever happened to our gender neutral anthem?

>>74466777
Stop being a bitchnigga

>>74466660
is this from a movie or something

Nylander with too much patience

>>74466777
should just abolish the worst coast 2bh

all dis speed mane

Well, at least he didn't lose it.

BROZAK

B O Z I E
O
Z
I
E

good start boys

FUCK YES

BOZAK SCORING? ILL TAKE IT

>>74466824
>he doesn't watch canadian streams

I almost feel sorry for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdOD05H7c5I&feature=youtu.be

DOESNT
GET
ANY
BETTER
THAN
THIS

MARNER IS TOO ELITE

TYLER "CONNOR MCDAVIDS IDOL" BOZAK

IN THE SHACK, BOZAK.

Marner cute

>>74466824
Its from the milk ad m8

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>>74466862
>those dislikes
what the fuck is wrong with some people?

>>74466660
Fuck I love this commercial

>>74466881
He's an american. You gotta forgive him. He doesn't know better.

>>74466872
I still cant believe that was the first name that came to his mind when asked what player his game is similar to

He must be a Leafs fan at heart desu

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>>74466892
Some people just can't be pleased.

>>74466897
Literally the best commercial of all time.

>>74466898
the away stream is sometimes nicer towards the leafs than the home one

>>74466905
>>74466872
2022, lads. HE'S COMING HOME

>>74466905
Hes from Newmarket, Hes definitely a Leafs fan.

>>74466862
not even good t b h

nylander is looking real good tonight boys, he's getting a scar tonight

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>>74466959
>not even good

>>74466965
all the boys are flying tonight.

>>74466959
you bite your tongue

>>74466965
>he's getting a scar tonight
Inb4 he gets malarchuk'd

tobhonest I liked the sports commercials that have a playcaller never mentioning full names for copyright reasons

>"He scores! What a move! He is having a great game! His teammates are excited! What a team! What a game! What a goal!"

>>74466976
Saved

>>74466965
Willie has been playing really good lately. Seems like he has stepped his game up. Now the scoring just needs to fall into place.

Almost too cute with the possession while killing the penalty. Gotta ice that puck.

Iginla is shit, the only reason why people pretend he is good is because he is black

>>74467045
>giving the other team possession when there is more than enough room to keep possession
You must be new here

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>>74467055

>>74467055
He dindu nuffin

>>74467057
hes right, they were being too cute

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>"This city is excited! They just won the Stanley Cup!"
>"Everyone is having fun, especially the players like...the forwards with the defencemen, sharing a beer on the bus! So wacky!"
>"The bus is surrounded by brightly coloured fans of this vibrant city/town/region cheering their hockey team on because they won and that's great!"

I mean I understand there are lawyers in this world that don't allow you to be creative with advertising anymore but can't we just kill them all and burn the bodies?

>>74467055
He's a 1st ballot HOF, he's just stayed too long.

>>74467069
A sword? For keepsies?

>>74467099
Nah, they killed an extra 10-15 seconds by holding onto it
They eventually turned it over but icing it would have had the same effect

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>that matthews dangle

MATTHEWS SPIN O RAMA ALERT

>>74467105
Only because the voters are cucks
No Cups, no awards, nothing.

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>marner and bozak using the icing pass to be the slow LA defense

does anybody else cringe every time the commentators say "martinez"
it just doesn't sound right =(

The kings are slow as fuck holy shit

>>74467126
hyman caused a goal against by being cute like that vs the habs the other day

Jesus Matthews

>>74467159
the nigga has 600 goals, he's 1st ballot.

Holy fuck LA looks like a bunch of dinosaurs against the leafs

Leafs will still lose tho

HEY BOYS IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS

>>74467171
Nigga no one was being cute they were holding on to the puck because there were no black jerseys around them

>>74467181
Eat shit

>>74467174
Dave Andreychuk has 640, and he's not in

Can someone photoshop marner matthews and nylander on some of these guys from the tall ones commercial

>>74467190
HACKEY
A
C
K
E
Y

>trying to take the puck from Hyman
Lmao

>>74467228
Well that's retarded then

>>74467234
Yes someone do this pls

jvr doing things :3

>Qu1ck is back

Why in the world did the kongs trade for Bishop

>>74467194
>>74467250
Ask Reddit
Then stay there

>>74467190
I am saving every single one you make

>>74467159
>no awards
2 Maurice richards
Art ross

Still mad he assited the golden goal?

>>74467271
Why are you hating on reddit, it's pretty cool place as long as you avoid the donald subreddit

>>74467271
Meant for
>>74467234

I pray to the hockey gods Boyle has a really good game tonight. Seems like a really good lad, everyone from Tampa loved him. He had a subpar game against the shorks.

>>74467288
Holy shit do you not like tall ones or something what are you fag lmaooooo

>>74467277
The Stanley Cup is theonly award that matters senpai

>>74467295
To be fair he flew across the country and was his first time being on the ice with the team

>>74467295
He's gonna do exactly what he's supposed to do which is win faceoffs and score the occasional goal.

>>74467304
>tall ones
>quoting the commercial correctly

>>74467295
>>74467311
yeah, flight at 5am

i'll excuse him for that one, lets see how he fares from now on

Jerome Iginla has as many art ross trophys as the country of America

Huh really makes you think

>>74467295
He was on a 6 hour flight just to make the game the other night, Id be tired as fuck.

Good period lads, much better start tonight

>>74467326
>implying matthews won't change that next year

Whos the most elite player on the leafs?

>>74467353
Zach Hyman

t. michael babcock

>>74467353
AM, nothing else is even that close desu. He just dominates

>>74467349
Might not happen with McSecondary getting all those "assists"

>>74467349
>letting a mexican do all the hard work
Typical burger

>>74467349
I don't think he will ever win an art ross. I think he has a better shot winning a hart than an art ross.

>>74467353
Connor Brown

>>74467353
Matthews

giving any other answer is a sure sign of a plebeian

>>74467368
Marner is pretty fucking good too. Matthews has a bigger impact on the game though due to his position.

>>74467353
Matthews>Marner>Nylander

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>>74467326
>sucking his dick this hard then not even bothering to spell his name correctly

>all this free advertising for tim hortons

>>74467383
Patrician answer t b h

>Matthews vs. Kopitar for opening draw. Asked Anze yesterday about comparisons between them, said he hasn't seen much of 34 at all.

>>74467412
>implying his name is even real

>>74467482
How can mirrors be real when our eyes aren't real?

>>74467491
Because blue whales are the largest living animal on earth mate

Who is the best player on the kongs?

>>74467562
Doughty

>>74467562
Doughnut

>>74467562
Carter, he's provided the vast majority of offense tis year while Kopitars been useless

>>74467572
>>74467584
I doubt it

>>74467589
>I dought-y it

Marner for Lady Bing

bozak line looking 100 times better than the other night

>>74467606
That line is literally all Marner.

>>74467600
Matthews has a strong case for it too

>only 14 PIM in 62 games playing as a rookie center

I bet a little ceasar's pizza would go great with a glass of milk.

>>74467625
i'll give jvr credit for playing well tonight though

sweet pass on the goal

ZAITS
A
I
T
S

NIKITA!

FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE

>QU2CK

ZAITSEV

>quack

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SNIPE-SEV

BASED BOYLER

FIRST ASSIST AS A LEAF

я люблю тeбя Зaйцeвым вaм yблюдкa

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>boyle wins the faceoff
>huge fucking screen

People question the Boyle trade.

>>74467694
>oilcucks
>""people""

select one lad

>>74467754
Oil cucks are just salty they didn't get him

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>>74467694
HEY BOYS IT DOESNT GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS

Who wants to grab a cold one?

>>74467776
Me

>>74467776
>>74467788
This round's on me, boys

>tfw you own an autographed Jeff Carter flyers jersey

Probably my most useless piece of memorabilia

FELLAS IT DOESNT GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS

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>>74467776
>he's not already sipping on a tall cold one

just put 1k on the kings dinner is on me boys

Where they really chanting "Leafs Suck"?

>>74467770
I like those jerseys desu

>>74467812
>LA """""fans""""" in charge of chants
easily my least respected fan base

>>74467812
at least we haven't had to hear fucking cartman

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this is the most active kings thread I've seen in a while
and they're losing fuck me

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>>74467847
It's because it's a leafs game. Half of the posts are by me

>>74467847
154 of 157 posts have been by Leafs fans

>>74467852
that's true, iirc the most active kings thread was kings/sens from december

>>74467847
Leafs threads are always litty and comfy

theyre gonna blow this

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>>74467864
half of those are milk posting

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>>74467892
We always meme the shit out of commercials, this was the entire 2015 Blue Jays season

>>74467892
>all this memery
Can the other fanbases even compete?

>>74467906
God what a glorious time. I think I averaged 20 trudeauposts a gamethread. Shitposting in Yankee threads was amazing

Retract my previous statement.

MATHEWS FOR THE LADY BING!

hockey fans are "the most autistic memers"

>Jonathan quick
More like Jonathan fast

Because he's so fast

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>its a Leafs have to 2 goal lead in the 3rd episode

Should Freddy play against tomorrow night?

>>74467979
No

Mcbackup got a shutout in his last game and stood on his head

>>74467979
Yes

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>>74467958
>the most dangerous lead

>>74468002
Any lead is a dangerous lead.

>>74468017
soccer memes just fly over your head, man

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>that boudreau presser

Kek

>>74467852
spoiler this hog next time

>>74468027
leaf memes just fly over your head, man

>>74468027
>not understanding leaf ironic shitposting and memes

fucking americans

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>>74468048
rude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FFq6bblau0

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>they show the other milk commercial

>>74468077
post her bum pls

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>>74468048
>implying you wouldn't

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>>74468092

>staples center showing the "YOU DON'T OWN ME" toyota ad
I forgot that shit existed even tho it was shitposted on NFL breads

>>74468077
>>74468103
I would blow my load in her vag, if you know what I mean

Reminder that we got JVR for Luke "literally who" schenn

Looks like we play against Bernier tomorrow

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>>74468081
>he's always been like this

>>74468129
>JVR
>good

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>>74468129
>Luke "I play on the third pairing for Arizona, sometimes" Schenn

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>>74468129
>mfw this is still active


http://schennceyouvebeengone.ytmnd.com/

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and so it begins

FUCK ALREADY

NOT AGAIN

WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN EVERYTIME

what a shit goal

poor zaits :(

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SCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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>>74468160

REV UP THAT TANK

I knew as soon as andersucks gave the puck away he'd get scored on

Just stay in your net you flying fagit

Oh look, another goal with Rielly on the ice. When can we admit that this kid is a bust and Gardiner will always be the superior defender?

>tfw it won't get any better

one goal is scored
entire fanbase an heros
wtf guys

>>74468186
Yeah, Rielly should've been in better position when that puck hit zaitsev in the face and went in.

>>74468192
we're posting in a thread full of 13 year old girls lad

>>74468198
>Yeah, Rielly should've been in better position
Sums up Rielly's play over the last 3 months

>somehow that is not a cross check
>repeat that 4 to 5 times

Fuck these refs

>>74468192
Its a Toronto meme. Go to a Jays thread, when a batter on the opposite team walks the whole thread starts yelling to tank for the year

>>74468192
BECAUSE THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS IN THE THIRD

>>74468167
>bad defense gives up goal
this is news how?

>>74468192
>implying we havent seen a 2 goal lead in the 3rd pissed away literally a dozen times this season

>>74468192
>trying to comprehend the unfathomable agony of being a Leafs fan

look I bet they'll lose the lead here

oh boy

FELLAS

>>74468192
>>74468208
>when leading going into the third period: 8 OT losses (most in NHL)

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SCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Gonna need like 3 tall glasses of milk after this one...

>>74468192
>be non leafs fan
>not be aware of third period woes

>>74468238
Just give me the whole fucking cow.

has nylander done anything this game?

are we in the golden age of dairy posting

Please win this in regulation, Kongs. The amount of smug that will go down at work tomorrow will be insurmountable.

>>74468271
>smug
>bandwagonner
What a shock

>busthews

>bustner

>bustlander

>>74468281
>laffsfag accusing anyone of bandwagonning
No.

>>74468259
have you been watching the game?

>bustnikov

>>74468300
you're really retarded

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>hyman in charge of catching a godlike pass from nylander

>bustsev

>connor bust

>James van Bustdyke

>bustman

>>74468338
TOO FAR

>Brian Bustle

is polak elite?

>>74468372
Elite level goon face

>>74468395
tie domi seal of approval

>>74468372
don't ever put polak and elite in the same sentence

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>>74468395

>>74468372
Yes

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Let's go boys! Use that milk power!

no cowposting pls

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if digits matthews will score game wiener

These refs are retarded.

>there are people here who havent accepted we will lose this in OT

Boyle is coming up huge on these face-offs

>>74468536
If the fastest team in the league loses to the slowest team in the league in 3v3 they don't deserve to make the playoffs

wow great play by hyman

>>74467888

Laine is better than Matthews #fact

ITS THE FINALCOUNTDOWN

At least we get one point

Matthews scores in OT

>>74468543
but its going to happen, speed has nothing to do with it

Man, fuck off with these 3-point games. Should be 3 points for a regulation win.

>>74468573
Laine does have more goals against Winnipeg than Matthews

>>74468582
>mathews scores

nice meme

woah them titties

>>74468586
Speed has everything to do with it

The organ guy is pretty good t b h

TRADE BOZAK

BRUH

busthews misses it

110 seconds to win it

obviously a loss if it goes beyond that.

BUSTZAK

Both goalies have made some great saves in OT

imagine thinking the leafs are going to win a shootout

These 2 teams are a combined 2-10 in the shootout this year. Each have 1 SO win.

>Gardiner

whole top of the net

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>zach hyman is allowed to play with auston mathews

>>74468700
You're more likely to win the lottery mate

lets go boys, lets win this one we need it

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>>74468700
>00

Let's do it boys!

welp gg kings good night, better than last game

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>>74468712
more likely i won't fuck your mother

>mfw i did tonight

Cmon based DANE, we need 2 points

kek at you faggots thinking were gonna win

>>74468729
My moms a lesbian

>>74468736
literally nobody thought that

this is legitimately embarrassing

Kopi!!!

>the Toronto maple busts

PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHTHETIC

>1-8
I'm going to fucking kill myself

Fuck off Romanuk, nobody fucking cares about 1 point

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FUCK YEAH KINGS WIN!!!!
gg leafz
also jfc your shootout record reminds me of the 2014-15 kings

Fuck this team how the fuck can you give up the lead every single fucking game do shit all in OT and completely fuck it up in the shootout every fucking time god fucking damnit

>>74468791
to be fair we had a lot of close calls in OT and Quick was awesome in the shootout. But yes you are correct I don't know how we keep fucking up leads, OTs and shootouts

>>74468791
we've had a bad defense all season why is this so hard for you to comprehend? hunwick polak was a top 2 line for us for like 2 weeks this season

Do they not practice shootouts?

>>74468192
Samefag. Now I get it

>>74468800
perhaps because the toronto maple leafs are in fact a shit team