Heem (not a) general

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>10-9 wonderboy

>>74465146
Allahu Akbar brothers.

schaub bless

>>74465146
>when you see it you will FREAK

>>74465146
sauce on the semon demon?

>Woodley training with top Karate and kickboxing fighters under the guidance of established MMA gyms to prepare for the rematch
>Wondermeme merely did strength training and ate pizza as preparation

Wonderboy's getting BLACKED this weekend for sure

>>74465182
Khabib Nugadamenov

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>>74465182

>>74465197
>weidman isn't there
woodley is freemoney

>>74465222
God woodley is so obnoxious baka

>>74465246
baka

young toppa on the beat

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Have you guys ever seen the detective on First 48 that is wondermemes doppelganger. He's really polite and always wears a bow tie

>>74465259
baka

>>74465267
fugg they look identical

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>>74465146

>>74465272
baka

>>74465282
That cop looks like punished Wonderboy

been enjoying watching khababe in these vlogs lads

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>>74465303

>>74465355
idk who i like more
khabib or tony
both are funny and top lads

>>74464454
10th Planet McDojo

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>go to the catalog
>notice that my footy boy has been heemed

feels bad man

>>74465385
tony needs to just bee himself more, sometimes it's cringing watching him pretend he's someone he isn't

>>74465400
He'll be fine. Just concussed probably.

if sambo was easy it would be called jiujitsu

>>74465400
Torres is OK fortunately.
It was pretty bad though

>>74465417
Whose idea was that shirt? It was pretty great bants to do that in Brazil

>>74465432
abubakr. hes the guy who made dc call himself a bitch

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>>74465417

>>74465159
Grow up.

>>74465453
kek

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Should Robin Black be allowed around fighters? He doesn't seem to be able to control himself

>>74465464
Deus vult

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>>74465417
be careful

>>74465501
kek

/bismillah/

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If I don't win in under 25 mins, the pizza is free!

>>74465522
Fun fact: Spider-Man is actually Wonderboys favorite superhero.

michael johnson he kick your ass

khabibs victory will be a victory of allah and islam

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Kelly_(bushranger)

>>74465557
>islam
>that flag

It all makes sense.

>>74465557
Insha'allah, Khabib will be victorious

>>74465538
you lost to tibau dude straight up

how can Khabib be fun being islamic

I thought jokes were haram and shit

>>74465483
almost didnt recognize bald vannata

>>74465483
Robin Black shouldn't be allowed out in public. It's only a matter of time before someone's kindergarten class gets snatched up and chained to his basement walls.

>>74465146
Thanks for an actual good OP.

>>74465599
dont forget i bring you here i make this fight

>>74465600
it all depends on your interpretation, there are even arguments from some scholars that combat sports including mma are haram

>>74465572
mashallah brother

>>74465617
youre a bully dude

>>74465141
Rogan says some stupid shit from time to time but this is truly his number 1 bullshit

I dont even know how he came with this kind of an idea in the first place

>>74465617
I been grindin' my elbows on metal with the sparks flying

If you wanted to adopt a child to be groomed into an MMA protege, where would you adopt from?

I think I'd either go for sub-saharan Africa and get me an Ngannou, or some shitty part of Russia (preferably not a Muslim though).

>>74465652

Yeah I honestly don't get it

octagon is perfect

>>74465656
florida

>>74465656
get a kenyan and teach him how to point fight

>>74465652
it's because he doesn't like fighters using the cage to their advantage and he's changed it to a basketball court size now not football field

you can't just run away because you'd get DQd for timidity

>>74465656

I'd adopt a poor irish boy living in a group home in the slums of ny

he'd be tough as nails, irish are built to fight

>>74465674
how many shitty movies did you get that from? lol

>>74465656
pacific islands for sure

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>>74465674
We need to civilise them

>>74465652
Rogan is obsessed with the "pure combat" meme. He thinks that the cage is an obstacle because in a street fight you might not have something in the way like that. He figures with a football field you have nothing but two guys fighting, instead of having two guys fighting in a confined space.

how come khabib never does lezginka?

>>74465656
brazeew

>>74465634
aren't there some schools that argue that musical instruments are haram?

>>74465686

its not a bad idea tbqh

>>74465673
using the cage for advantage is an important part of the game

how would a basketball field help enhance the action for the viewer?there still has to be a fence of some kind so someone doesnt run to the stands

>>74465691
its insane how anyone can think this is a remotely accurate comparison to how history has actually gone

>>74465727
don't argue with /pol/fags it's not worth it

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>>74465656
Croat, they got dat immigrant mentality

>>74465727
it's a political cartoon, you think satirical cartoons are normally a 100% accurate representation?

I hope Ferguson wins or Conor will definitely lose against khabib and will probably retire

>>74465656
dagestan

salaam, brother

>>74465759
conor won't fight anyone not named gsp or khabib

>>74465672
>kenyan
All the athletic attributes would be there but his fight IQ would be shit.

>>74465724
I think he's joking most of the time but it isn't to improve it for the viewers, it's to get it close to a 'real fight'

an argument he uses a lot is that lots of grappling isn't done in a cage and they manage just fine with crowds

Anyone here do jiu jitsu? The way Woodley had that in-arm guillotine and couldn't finish it off was simply outstanding. He was putting pressure on the wrong part, he shouldn't have been using pure strength to squeeze the neck, all he needed was to angle towards the arm and wonderboi would have been tapping for his life.

>>74465772
why?

>>74465755
but i mean they shouldnt be the opposite of true tho?

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>>74465727
Yeah man I forgot how Black Jew Greeks and Romans civilised us after we were created in a black scientists lab hey

>>74465808
if you rewatch the fourth round, he almost trapped wonderboys right arm with his leg, but it looks like he mistimed it

>>74465691
>>74465826

You admitted to being new here. Either assimilate or take your /pol/ trash back with you.

>>74465815
i doubt it's recent and probably reflected what people thought was true at the time

>>74465460
That was such a weird fight

Shut up, fat nigger.

>>74465812
People here (especially kids) are generally stupid. It's probably because the education system is so poor. Critical thinking isn't really taught here. Students are taught that something is true because the teachers say so, not because it's logical.

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>ywn cradle thickenzie and tell her youre proud of her and shes a good daughter while spreading and lubing her asshole in preparation for penetration

>>74465841
Not /pol/ in the slightest man. I'm from /int/ we have a fun time calling people like the Irish or Italians Non-white. Its just a kek mate.

Now I don't know if you can't enjoy a bit of light shitposting because you're a yank or whatever but chill the fuck out.

>>74465863
I'd let her get >american education.

what? you assumed the fighter is a boy? hell no, my protege will be the goat black fighteress

>>74465867

gross dude

gtfo

>>74465867
get help and stop forcing this fat manfaced can

>>74465885
Holy fuck it hasn't hit me until now that there are no prominent black wmma fighters. In fact the only black wmma fighter I can think of is Angela Hill and shes shit.

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>>74465863
Sounds exactly like
>American education

Tyson Pedro is free money

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>>74465933
>forcing
she got wmma sub of the year last year m8. she aint a meme

>>74465937
there is the one who """fought""" moroz that one time. those are the only two, well it depends what you think nunes cyborg and bethe are

>>74465867
Tanquinho Mendes ravaged her

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>>74465943
>UFC 209: everyone is free money
t-thanks heem

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>>74465162
he's hysterical when he talks ghetto

>>74465954
>wmma sub of the year

Let's be honest here lad, was there really anything else she was competing against?

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>>74465957
Home schooling is for weirdos that want to brainwash their kids. All the people I ever met that were home schooled were either religious nutjobs or some kind of obsessed wackos. Public education sucks ass, but it's still better to force youngsters out in the world where they have to interact with people outside their own little family bubble.

Also MMA pls no ban

>>74465979
please delete this post

>>74465982
Oh for sure get Teymur by KO at +776 my man

So after BJ by sub and Arlovski by jabfest the new hot heem meme is Teymur by KO right

>>74466041
Explain what the number mean please

t. never gambled besides a couple of goes at the pokies

>>74466003
>What is private tutoring
>You can't socialize without going to a school

For real though, 209 looks hype, but 211 on the horizon also looks like the shit. WME may be money match fucktards, but they are also good t puting together well-made cards

>>74466085
+776 implies the odds of that thing happening are extremely low

-776 would imply it is extremely likely to happen

Who do you think Mike Perry will fight next, /heem/? It isn't Jordan Mein, Mike Pyle or Bryan Barbarena.

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>>74466072
Hunt by KO is the new meme

>>74466003
I'm a weirdo? How so?

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>>74465146

Upcoming events:

3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/10: LFA 6 - Junior vs Rodriguez
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson
3/25: Glory 39 - Doumbe vs Kongolo
3/25: Invicta FC 22 - Evinger vs Kunitskaya 2
3/31: EFN 62 - Pavlovich vs Sidelnikov
3/31: Bellator 175 - Rampage vs King Mo 2
4/8: UFC 210 - Cormier vs Johnson 2
4/8: Bellator 176 - TBA
4/14: Bellator 177 - Dantas vs Caldwell
4/15: UFC on Fox 24 - Waterson vs Namajumas
4/16: RIZIN 2017 IN YOKOHAMA - Kawajiri vs TBA
4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov
4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald

Previous thread: >>74462781

News:

>Our guy looking like an absolute munster at the UFC 209 open workouts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gmNxRx4Kz8

>Ngannou vs Struve
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/03/report-francis-ngannou-vs-stefan-struve-in-the-works-for-ufcs-return-to-stockholm

>Woodley on Maia not getting a title shot
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/03/tyron-woodley-empathizes-to-an-extent-with-demian-maias-ufc-title-shot-snub

>>74466119
Barberena would be spicy

>>74466118
Ok but if I put a dollar on it and it happens I get 7.76$ back on +776?

>>74465982
I have absolutely god tier emotional intelligence. Enough with the fucking sperg autismo posts.

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>>74466143
youre late my man

>>74466085
>>74466150
+ is how much money you would win if you bet 100

- is how much you need to bet to win 100

>>74466119

he wants tumenov, I think he got him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFQsMl1cujg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7RU_tl_hpE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33MLKAoUZYc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G_f7cbdGfA

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>>74466085
+776 = if you bet $100 and win, you will earn $776

-776 = if you bett $776 and win, you will earn $100

>>74466165
Hmm. Doesn't seem fair

>>74466143
thanks dawg

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>>74466168

>>74466192

parlays are what you want

never bet on just one fighter unless you KNOW the odds are good and they have a good chance of winning

>>74466192
Bookies gotta make money

>>74466143
THANK YOU

>>74466195
why is that gif in reverse? it would be just as effective when played forward

post 50-45 decisions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd0oSNjHf1A

Crowder really lit him up here

>>74466155
if thats the case then why is this post so autistic

>>74466214

its not?

>>74466165
shit it finally makes sense now

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>>74466206
>>74466208
I don't want to start gambling though.

Dana white sits there laughing with his rigged marionettes as I weep over the ashes of my cat

>>74466226

oh shit you're right it is

Idk man

>>74466143
I appreciate what you do, but I dislike that you are a Khabib fan. So I'll call it professional respect but personal dislike. Kinda like the relationship between Tony and Khabib

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>>74466244

sorry about your cat brah

time to get a pupper

>>74466217
I would post Joe vs Schlob, but that was more of a verbal KO/TKO

>>74466244
we'll all cross rainbow bridge someday too brah

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>>74466244
2-3 fight parlays pay off all the time, pham
just pick fightsers that are both decent value and reasonably likely to win, and bet a small to moderate amount of money

ex. Paul Craig, Andre Soukhamthath

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>>74466261
>>74466284
Nah she's fine I just don't have any children to weep over.

If I had a yard I would have a Husky or a German Shepard though

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>>74466251
why don't you like khabib
he's a nice guy

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>>74466217
>Joe: "Hey dude, do you prefer cats or dogs"
Crowder: "Huh?"
>Joe: "Cats or dogs bro, pick one"
Crowder: "Man, i'm not doing this again...."
>Joe: "Fucking pick one you little bitch"
Crowder: "Dude i really don't care...."
>Joe: "ahh that's adorable, the little bitch can't pick one...."
Crowder: "...fine dude....dogs"
>Joe: "WHAT!!! So you hate cats bro? You dumbass! Hey, Jamie bring up some stats about how people who hate cats are sociopaths.
>Jamie: "Googling now..........ok, found it"
>Joe: "nah bro, i'm too high to read it...zoom in.......yeh cool. reading Washington Post, a survey of 10 people determined that 36.5% of people who disliked cats also registered as sociopaths..."
Crowder: "...well i didn't say i dislike cats for starters and i..."
>Joe: "SHUT UP FK FACE don't interrupt me, i'm just presenting facts"
*one hour later*
Crowder: "dude, i really don't care"
>Joe: "you seem like you care a lot dude"

>>74466206
>parlays are what you want

Nope

>>74466295
>weep over ashes of my cat
>nah she's fine
Australia pls

>>74466323

well if i'm wrong then at least tell him what is right so he doesn't go making useless parlays

I bet kabib but Im starting to regret it

>>74466289
I don't really have any knowledge of the undercard though.

I tend to just, if I download it, skip to the end of fights idk then watch them if they stay on their feet after I've watched the main events. I really dislike wrestlefucking for 2 hours

>>74466327
Its a thing. idk how to explain it, like evocative thing of a man destroyed as Dana laughs with my money. Didn't mean my cat was actually dead mate

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https://youtu.be/LkbU0dJdF2Y
educate yourself

>>74466365
i'm rooting for kebab but i had a dream he lost

skurred desu lads

>>74466289
Pedro is gonna outgrapple Craig. Itll be fun though. Theyre both grapple kickers with shitty punches. Though Craig's striking look much improved against a decent Luis Henrique

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>>74466374
Habib will never dance again

F

>>74466119
rude boy brown

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>>74466310
It's not that I dislike Kahbib, it's that Tony has been my boy Since he beat Josh Thompson, and as a bonus, he was on the first PPV I ever watched. And now Khabib is in his way.

also tony is pretty nice too <----

>>74466365
You should. Tony Ferguson is a tough guy and he could win the fight at any moment.

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>>74466374

i had a dream that after tony beat khabib he attacked the ref and then sprouted wings and when everyone tried to stop him he just went full satan and started killing everyone including the fans who were running away and I was running from him and i woke up before he killed me

>>74466428
He's the new john wick

>>74466413

tony is a good guy

I wish I had a 16th of the self motivation/energy/will power he has

>>74466428
been playing too much tekken brah

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>>74466003
dem tetas

>>74466459

idk man but it was terrifying

>>74465610
He would'nt have them changed. They would be in a cage training mma every day

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>>74466428
>sprouted wings

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>>74466367
>I don't really have any knowledge of the undercard

that's where a lot of the good bets are, lad
main card fights are contested between more skilled fighters, there's more potential for something unexpected to happen because both fighters are very skilled and have multifaceted styles

undercard fights are generally easier to predict because it's more likely for there to be a noticeable gap in skill between two fghters despite close odds, and the fighters are generally easier to predict

>>74466385
that would really surprise me, lad
pedro looked good against Khalil Rountree, a guy who's known for having no ground game whatsoever
Khalil was his most noteworthy fighter too
Craig has won the vast majority of his fights by submission and done it against better people

>>74466181
melvin used to be such a beast
the real blacksplozive guy

>>74466341
I see people sometimes making parlays of every fight on here and they almost never hit. That's a good way of giving the bookies money. What's important is picking 2-3 fights that you're absolutely confident in and going with them or sticking them in a parlay. If you're gonna make a parlay don't have it be more than 4 fights at the most, and make sure you're at least getting even money back

As well as not betting on fights that you have no information on or more than you're confident losing. Underdog plays and looking for value is important. For instance someone like Romero being +200 against Weidman, or Nunes opening at +300 against Ronda, stuff like that. And as always only bet what you can afford to lose.

have fun with that weightcut

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>>74465610
he also really isn't that good at picking fights

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damn have you guys seen how Tony handled the ice bath, he's too mentally strong, he'll be rolling through those takedowns like a bboy, inbreds are truly getting btfo this saturday

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>>74466483

>>74466428

El Cucuy ain't no joke essay.

>>74466444
>Sits in an ice-bath and doesn't even flinch

Khabib is in so much trouble.

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>>74466518

his face didn't even move

I seriously don't get it

>>74466558
It's called mental toughness.

>>74466493
Look at Craig's fight against Karl Moore on YouTube. He struggled with some of the grappling there, especially the scrambled in the first. Theyre both solid grapplers who will only get better. Pedro loves shooting off counters and Craig is more inclined to strike. I honestly think itll be a good scrap regardless.

>>74466566
Yeah but dude just think about dipping your nuts into some ice water.

>>74466493
redpill me on 209's undercard mate

>>74466518
It was pretty surprising. Dude didn't blink

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Both Khabib and Ferguson can be heem'd in one round by Gooby. Gooby wins either way.

>>74466592
Sad but true.

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>michael johnson kick ur ass

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<-----

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lads I had a dream that khabib beat tony and smashed irish chicken in the same night
after tony verbally submitted to punches, conor jumped into the octagon out of nowhere to get a drop on our noble soldier of allah and beat him while he wasn't at his best
but he tapped conor with a standing kimura in less than 10 seconds

what could this mean
i know one thing, I'm betting my imaginary daughter on Khabib and i encourage you to do the same

>>74466512
Why does he dye his hair?

Greying black hair is patrician.

>tfw blonde man who will never go grey

Also why does he tan? Surely he knows that people with that """look""" seem absurd to people outside California?

>>74466579
Stop using /int/ memes here you loser

>>74466606
shut up you fucking weirdo stop talking about the fucking canadian and get a life

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>>74466592
thanks for keeping him in your memory gud lad

>>74466576

I take cold showers my guy and I don't have even 1/1000000000th of Tony's mental toughness.

>>74466567
Pedro also finished Khalil faster than Andrew Sanchez whose a good grappler too but >mmamath

>>74466625

Khalil is trash

>>74466625
>Khalil

>>74466622
yeah last time I had a cold shower and ended up with bronchitis

>>74466644

Wow you're soft.

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>>74466614
Ok man I'll spell it out for you since you're basically insist that I do.

First how long have you been using 4chan? Be honest.

There is a lot of cross board pollination that basically makes up 4chans culture. So for example some /r9k/ memes are a part of the WEBSITE not the board culture. Same with /pol/ same with even /b/.

Now what you're doing is attempting to insist that /heem/ be your autistic little playground where the websites culture can't be used. Give it a rest.

TL;DR: Shut up newfag

>>74466644
That's more to do with black people being prone to bronchial infections.

rda had 0 problems with an ice bath, looked like he enjoyed them and he got absolutely heemed

ice bath toughness does not translate to fighting toughness

#khabibtime

>>74466634
>>74466637
No bully, he said Khalil first

>>74466673
this post makes it very clear that you do not belong here. please leave. you wont enjoy it here

>>74466673
You're the newfag here on /heem/

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>mfw there are people here who think the kebab will beat el cucoy

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>>74466637
>>74466634
>Khalel thinks hes good now because he beat Daniel "The Werewolf of Texas" Jolly

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>>74466606
>I'm betting my imaginary daughter on Khabib and i encourage you to do the same
i swear by allah Meyrem is gonna get placed as a bet
mashallah

>>74466673
>same with even /b/
Lol are there "people" who still go on /b/?

>>74466673
howling

>>74466676
but Im argentinian so I dont know what you talkin about my man

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>>74466673

heem yourself my man

Why does Joe pronounce Khabib as Habib?

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>>74466518
Tony Ferguson is way too underrated. Sad to see people hate on him and praise that one-dimensional meme, Khabib.

Anyway I'm glad that after Tony finishes him off that people will finally take him seriously.

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don't really pay much attention to cage warriors, anyone know why so many belts are vacant

>>74466750
>>74466750
thats how its pronounced if you cant produce the k and h sounds together like most english speakers cant

>>74465656
Nepal for that high altitude endurance.
Train him in the Himalayas in winter, then take him to the islands and feed him Taro in Summer.

>>74466673
lol every hobby enthusiast board I've been on (ck, mu, fa) feels the same way about /pol/ shitting everything up

>>74466758
I generally agree that Tony is one of the more underrated fighters, but he really did look sloppy as fuck in round 1 of the Lando fight.

That's the only thing keeping me from dropping heavy bets on him.

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>>74466736
hunt or reem?

>>74466771
/r/ing the webm of Paddy "call me daddy" Pimblett throwing up after defending his belt

>>74465656
long island, NY

>>74466673
if in rome ....

>>74466800
Eh its the same on /int/ man. Truely the cancer of our generation.

The real problem is the people who actually believe it. The people who didn't get the joke were always the joke. Then you get fuckwits like king of pol Talking about space jews and shit.

idk 4 years ago it wasn't that bad now its just a joke

>>74466691
>>74466700
>>74466719
>>74466731
>>74466731
>>74466737
>>74466800
>all american flags
Really makes me think

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does anybody here seriously believe Tyron is going to lose?

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>>74466818
REEM

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How the hell is Hunt and Reem gonna go? Surely Reem is gonna get KO'd, right? I don't want to watch him lose again lads...

>>74466839
Yeah its fair enough. But being called out on using 'redpill' I mean come on...

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>>74466830
kek. i've lived on long island my entire life. the only decent athletes we produce is lacrosse. football is shit, wrestling is shit, basketball is shit. there are no top tier athletes. just rich families that can dump money into their kids hobbies from an early age like hockey or lacrosse

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>>74466818
I already put my pesos on the Hunto

>>74466861
should have ignored it senpai
and not write an essay with the word "newfriend" in it
cheers

>>74466847
Nope. Tyron is going to rape Wonderboy infront of millions.

He's going to unleash 200 years of black oppression on Thompson's ass and punish him for slavery, Jim Crow, KKK terrorism, police brutality, etc.

>>74466904
Yeah its rough

>>74466845
way too many ppl engage in the banter seriously for it to be a joke anymore, unfortunately

>>74466873
weidman tho

>>74466818
>>74466818
Hunt by KO then calmly calls out everyone for doing steroids

>>74466927
exposed

>>74466818
i prefer 'reem but just love seeing mar cunt knock people out

>>74466925
Eh it used to be a giggle man. Now.. Who fucking knows

But yeah I stopped going there I think 2 years ago? All got a bit full on. Like I said the people who didn't get the joke WERE the joke

zane simon

>>74466962
> it's all a joke, we're really egalitarians!

Hit the showers, kid.

>>74466967
>we're
Like I said not my bag.

Did just have a shower though

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>>74466964
Bjorn Rebney

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Where will you be when Tyron Woodley dismantles the white supremacist power structure on Saturday?

>>74466967
>>74466979
Heem FC 1 sanctioned bout maybe?

>>74466990
mosque probably la'

>>74466997
Yeah I'm game, Franklin Square mate in front of the pissed abos

>>74466990
He's incredibly based.

How can he be so based?

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>>74466823

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>>74467002
>mosque
>on a Saturday
kafir exposed

>>74466990
Praying to Allah at my local mosque, Trudeau made it a law

>>74467008
I think Coral Springs is the most appropriate place to hold Heem's first fight card.

>>74467022
thats mostly blood?

>>74467025
>not going to mosque 3 times a week

>>74467026
Honestly it's not that bad. I've made lots of friends and when you get out there's lots of veiled cuties on the other side of the lot waiting for their husbands.

>>74467013
Thanks man

>>74466997
When is the first HEEM FC going to finally happen? I can't wait to 50-45 Finland into retirement.

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>>74467039
>not going to mosque every 6 hours
wew

>>74467022
Shit man. That's like death hey

>>74467027
>tfw no passport

>>74467022
Meant to say thanks to you, oops

>>74467053
>missing 2 sets of prayers a day

>>74467051
HEEM 1 already happened. I forget who, but a literal cuckold from Lithuania fought somebody. It was just sad for all involved.

i'll take on on lithcuck where you at gypsy

>>74467073
>sets
are u bigg?

>>74467051
we would need to book Schaub vs. either Studboy or Piana

With GSP getting the title shot, Jacare can longer duck the Bigg Rigg.

>>74467077
i thought Lithcuck vs. Edgestonia ever materialized

>>74467025
watching the fight with the lads at mosque to cheer on khabib lad

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-rCzCAJJcA


thoughts?

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>>74467114
will you wear the bismillah shirt or the new reebok shirt?

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>>74467119
found my new walkout song

>>74466173
>first link

what

>>74467098
GSP vs Bigg Rigg 2 when?

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>>74467080
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ OFFICIAL BIGG FIGHTER RANKINGS /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

1. BIGG FUCKIN ASSS HAULIN RIGG HENDRICKS
2. PRIME Reem
3. Ngannou
4. Lombard
5. Paul Harris
6. BRAWK
7. Current Overeem
8. Wandy

Who am I missing?

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>>74467080
Bigger than pigg thats for sure

>>74465146

Why are you so obsessed with making awful OPs?

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>post yfw khabib post fight speech

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Full list of fights for next Rizin. Jazzy Alpha Female's getting a tuneup.

>>74466811
Don't overthink it, Tony is a slow starter. He takes about 1 round of action to really get into a groove. Against someone with leathal striking like Lando, that can be problematic, but Kahbib isn't really much of a 1st round finish threat.

is it late enough to take yuro time picks?

>>74467175
>owning a cat
embarrassing

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>>74467198
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I wanna see Gabi vs Alpha Female so fucking bad

>>74467182
>this flag
>this post

what is your endgame

>>74467198
>heath herring
I thought he retired after Bork Laser deleted him

>>74467210
>Being from the mainland.
Sad!

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>>74467182
he'll pledge allegiance to Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi and will take the lightweight belt hostage

>>74467205

I know for sure Tony will lose round 1. This is inevitable.

>>74467161
Tibua

>>74467205
are you implying Conor could take him out in the 1st?

>>74467227
He fought last Rizin as a late replacement for some goof.

>>74467231
I would have thought the opposite man. Would have thought Tony would be crispest on his feet and defence in that round

>>74467155
Once Bigg Rigg decimates Jacare and Romero, who are running scared.

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>>74467230
THIS
H
I
S

Heem is a muslim general

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>>74467198
>Alpha Female will have a 50lb advantage
JUST BOOK THE FUCKING GABI FIGHT

>>74467231
I know for sure Khabib won't be able to hold Tony down as easily as the cans he fought to get here. Tony probably wins a decision.

>>74467243
Connor could take both Khabib and Tony out in the first. I also don't see how anyone can deny this. Tony gets hit a lot which is extremely bad when fighting a guy like Connor given his power and accuracy and Khabib got exposed in the Johnson fight. Either fight is easy for Connor.

>>74467231
Now THAT is number 1 bullshit

>>74467243
Absolutely. I think there are very few fighters in LW or FW that conor couldn't finish within 2 rounds. That doesn't mean Tony wont beat Khabib though

>>74467259
Patience bro jazzy in an unknown, they have to build her up first

>>74467244
and didn't look too bad, all things considered

>>74467198
>kyoji horiguchi

its sad that a fighter with such potential would join such a meme organization. they'll probably have him fighting gabi garcia in a year

>>74467259
>5'2
>reach N/A

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>>74467244
Just checked his Wikipedia page
>taking 8 years off and then having your return fight on short notice
I'm surprised he didnt get heemed.

Also look at my flowy captcha

>>74467276

Tony lost round 1 against RDA, Lando, barboza,Castillo. He's a slow starter and he only gets better as the fight goes on.

>>74467259
>5'3
>lightweight

THICC

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Woodley

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>>74467289
the fight is at 200lbs and the girl is 5'2. this is almost as bad as Gabi fighting the old lady

>>74467301
RIZIN will be number one MMA organization within 5 year

>>74467318
Sorry, I thought you were saying he will lose IN round 1. As in Kahbib will finish him in round 1. You are right, he is a slow starter for sure

>>74467344

Nah man. I got tony winning in round 4.

KHABIB WINS SINCE 2013:

>MICHAEL "CTE" JOHNSON
>DARRELL "I have a day job and took this fight on 2 minutes notice" HORCHER
>RDA
>PAT HEALY

CUYCUY WINS SINCE 2013:
>RDA
>LANDO
>BARBOZA
JOSH THOMSON
>GLEISON TIBAU
>TRUJILLO
>DANNY CASTILLO
>KATSUNORI KIKUNO
>MIKE RIO

Yeahh really fuckin gets my lobes glowin.

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>I got tony winning in round 4

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>>74467331
King beat up Shayna Baszler last week though. I'll willingly be JAF's toilet slave, but I wouldn't be shocked if she lost here.

>>74467397
>Ferguson's best win is the corpse of a guy that Khabib beat in his prime

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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>>74467380
I agree. I think Tony will pop off shots on Kahbib on the feet, and when Khabib inevitably drags him to the mat, Tony will make him struggle for every inch of position. He won't just survive, but he will actively fight him from the bottom. And in either rounds 4 or 5, Khabib will finally be too tired/impatient and make one mistake too many and either get caught with a knee/punch while changing levels, or tony will sub him from the bottom.

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>>74467323
shes not the good kind of asian unfortunately

>>74467414
from lightweight to light heavyweight in 8 weeks. yeah she has a chance