/heem/: fence edition

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What's up the the janny today?

this is the new

>>74462781
fuck off cum stain

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>>74462811
/our guy/

>>74462814
end your life

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How do us whites compete?

>>74462829
ill fucking end your life any time you fucking zilch

>>74462781
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

>>74462829
>Horcher

Ah yes, another one of Khabib's notable elite opponents he has beat

>>74462829
>russian_mong_rattles_can.jpg

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>>74462841
who is your favorite MMA fighter

>>74462781
fuck you ill fucking kill you today i fucking hate you i'll die to kill you

fuck the moderator
fuck the guy who made this thread
fuck all of you

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>>74462848
i thought the tired old "can crusher" argument had been proven wrong a while ago
RDA, Tibau, Healy, Johnson
Soon, Ferguson
You will never be able to make this post again once he beats Ferguson

>>74462857
get a dog

>>74462834
>it's gonna look really bad when bisping mauls him
>
>GSP should have stayed at 170 or even gone down to 155, which i think he's mentioned as a possibility. honestly i think all his best matchups are at 155, both in terms of winnability and excitement.
>
>GSP vs Conor, Tony, Khabib, RDA, Alvarez are all amazing.
He'd have to kill himself to fight at 155
There's plenty of people at 170 he hasn't faced yet (Woodley, Maia, Lawler, Masvidal, Cerrone).

>>74462848
Horcher was undefeated before he fought Khabib was he not? Hardly a bad opponent, could have been a competitive fight had he not stepped in on short notice.

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its all over

>reports are saying khabib is coming in with a knee injury and is having a hard time cutting weight.

theres still a chance this thing might fall through wtf

>>74462874
>Tibau, Healy, Johnson

bums

>>74462878
It was his UFC debut = bum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPjmGNODnP0
i want to spread the love

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Miesha bless

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>>74462878
he was 12-1
really not a bad prospect at all, but Khabib made him look like an 0-5 amateur

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a lot of people are focusing on Bisping ducking this or that but in this whole situation, GSP looks much worse, he never fought before at MW and suddenly he's all game for a title fight

Don't give me that money bullshit, people talk as if Bisbong is some Conor level draw, the PPVs he headlines don't do 1/4 of the money that Conor does. Meltzer said 204 did like around 290,000 buys, to put that in perspective, that's worse than Stipe vs Overeem and in the same ballpark as Lawler/Woodley.

It just looks like GSP wants no part of Tyron at all.

>>74462893
As far as fighting short notice opponents making their UFC debuts, Khabib did far better than Tony did.

>>74462892
he was limping somewhat in the embeddeds, bad sign but i think he fight through it

>>74462905
Bums can look good fighting other bums

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>>74462913
I haven't seen that at all, can you name any specific examples of that

>>74462892
>reports are saying Ferguson is coming with with multiple stab wounds and is having a hard time cutting weight

Source: my ass

>>74462892
>>74462913
source seriously

>>74462906
GSP wouldnt fight AGAIN if he didn't get deal done with Bisping, makes him look like a bitchnigga

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That whiteboi gon' learn

Anyone who uses "bum" to talk about other fighters is a McCasual 194er.

"Being the OP of a thread on 4chan is the most important thing is my life"

- a pathetic loser

>>74462928
>The stories and information...
etc

>>74462947
Shut the fuck up "heem general"

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>>74462897
>>74462947
dwarf

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>Nate Marquadt roid fight from Strikeforce over 5 years ago is all they have

Sad!

5(FIVE) WHITE champs and counting

>>74462966
One of the best KO's ever though, it'll be replayed till the end of time.

>>74462957
bjpenn.com lol so funny

>>74462984
>One of the best KO's ever though

Nope

7(SEVEN) Black champs

Can't make this up

I'm never going to forgive you for keeping this thread.

>>74462996
Yes. I know it hurts, but you'll just have to accept it. Woodley checks under his bed every night for Nate Marquardt.

>>74462964
5'9 and 220

>>74462932
I hope Bisping heems him violently for creating a MW logjam

>>74463016
>I know it hurts
It doesn't tho. Tyron is the WW champion of the world, Nate just lost to Sam Alvey. GSP was too scared to fight Tyron cause he knows he'd lose.

The facts are all there.

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>>74462996
It was though you biased nigger

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>ill fucking end your life any time you fucking zilch

>>74463040

Nah

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>>74463040
>tfw like Cain
>he only fights once every 10 years

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say my name

>>74462927
He was walking from left to right outside the arena i think

>>74463061
>Tfw Lewis is a Trump supporter.

>>74463061
Why do you post the same webms every thread?

>>74463070
and Travis is dating a Bernie supporter

>>74463070

Lewis is playing 4D chess pandering to whitebois by saying stuff they like to hear.

>>74462876
he said like a month ago he might do 155. and none of those fights really have the same pop as the ones at 155 imo.

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>>74463074

Cause I can.

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Wow I walk away for a minute leaving my thread undefended and it gets deleted.

News: bjpenn.com
Lellator tomorrow

>>74463095

Cry more Swab loser.

>>74463101
Swab?

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>>74463074
he clearly doesn't have very many of them

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>NOT WATCHING ROUGH AND ROWDY TOMORROW NIGHT ON PAYPERVIEW FOR THE MAIN EVENT

https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/837415940157501440

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/837346782493339648

>>74462892
fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvVdWChdAYE

what the hell is hunt doing

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>>74463106

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>>74463106
If I had to rank the biggest losers on /heem/ you'd make it in the top 5

new computer. post schaubs so i can rebuild my once massive folder

>>74463095
Sorry bro. I bumped it while it existed.

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>>74463123

Overeem vs Ngannou

Who and why?

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>>74463132
why is that

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>>74463133

This would take way too long brother

>>74462893
tony almost lost to a ufc debut bum

>>74462929
black beast is 4chan actually.

>>74463122
>Tyron wearing his belt the wrong way
Bit stupid isn't it?

Also that damn woo from Tony got me again literally killing headphone users ffs. What's Tony talking about though, the weight cut sucking?

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>>74463122

What a meme fighter.

>>74462781
The guy who makes these threads illegally posts videos of fights and links to websites that illegally host fights. He makes off topic posts in every thread. He has never been banned. He literally should have already been in court for breaking the law with the all illegal fight posting. I swear on my life if I get your IP I'm burying you.

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>>74463122
Bruh look at this dude

https://twitter.com/PROcast/status/837432420982902784/video/1

Who was in The wrong here?

>>74463122

Is Hunto autistic?

>>74463199
And he's a muslim which means he should be labeled an enemy combatant and sentenced for his crimes via military tribunal.

Thompson is gonna get BLACKED

Ferguson is gonna get BISMILLAH'D

>>74463122
Why did Groovy shave the hair

>>74463154

You are the biggest loser on all of /heem/

>>74463122
Teymur is a pretty handsome guy. Lando looks weird with a shaved head.

>>74463241

Better aerodynamics for mewvment

>>74463218
I don't know what he was doing but it's joke wtf

>>74463218
he playing mind games niggah. Hes mocking the fakeness of overeem. Hunto is in Reems head im tellin you. Bet everything on the Kiwi

>>74463201
what a meme

>>74463122

Hunt doesn't look like he even wants to be there.

>>74463092
cannonier looked fantasitc in that fight so I jumped the gun and made him my boy, but then he got memed on by danny glover :(

>>74463218
He's been retarded ever since the Stipe fight. CTE unfortunately.

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>>74463198
>>74463201
>>74463258
>>74463251

2017
0
1
7

this is literally the wwe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvVdWChdAYE

>>74463244
I bet he earned more in 2016 than you did.

>>74463201
Pimp Lando

>>74463122
jesus khabib looks drained

>>74463292
By being a college student who posts shob all day on the internet?

I doubt it.

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Was Dana shook?

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>>74463122

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>74463305
Hard to tell with how he's covered up. Lando looks drained too but he's never struck me as someone needing to cut a lot

>>74463316
that was cool when ric flair did it in 1978

christ all fucking mighty what a stupid "sport"

>>74463321

Lando could fight at FW.

Khabib seems like a nice dude to everyone he meets in Embedded, it's weird when it comes to his opponents he gets into beef with them

Hunto got paid $750k to lose to Brock and he's saying he's broke and that's why he's fighting Reem.

>>74463330
low quality post

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>bruh

>>74463341
aside from the "i smesh you" stuff khabib has actually been really respectful to tony. tony is the one who seems legitimately buthurt and won't stop talking shit.

>>74463316
isnt mark hunt supposed to be 1.78m and dana 1.80m.
Hunt definately looks way taller than Dana

>>74463341
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taqiya

Hunt totally mind fucked reem

>>74463361
Good on them for getting a brand in the market early.

>>74463366
hunt could put down the cheetos and be a monster at 205

>>74463341
He said that he respects Fergy as a fighter but thinks he is crazy as a person and doesnt really like him.
Also Khabib knows he has to talk shit a little so more people will tune in. Shittalking 101

>>74463362
Yeah but at the stareoff above Tony seems more loose whereas Khabib is pretty seroius

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Envious out there in Chinese Cartoon Land?

>>74463373
>dana flinching when hunt shoots his hand forward
lmao

>hunto letting Overeem hang on that handshake attempt

I literally went "HOOOOO!!!!" but then they shook hands and I was disappointed.

>>74463417

yeah dana was flinching at everything, he flinched HARD when tony screamed and khabib barely even noticed it

dana needs some beta blockers, he must be sober after a 2 week binge or something

>>74463428
>no one has punched dana in the mouth

>>74463419
he looked into overeems eyes like "NOW we can shake hands"

total alpha

>>74463434

dana used to box, he can take a punch for sure

he's a pretty big guy

Idc what anyone says about cardio. But Khabib ain't gonna be able to hold down Tony for 5 rounds without gassing out.

>>74463437
>alpha
he sounds like a 4chan poster online

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the pfist is looking reallly good at bellator. gonna put 50 bucks on him

>>74463445
tony fucking sucks
unironically no better than anyone else khabib has fought
literally free money bet on khabib (only poor people bet on fights though lol i'm the only wealthy one here)

>>74463397
Was thinking of picking this up, is it interesting ?

>>74463454
i really really really really really like this post

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>>74463449
it's a great bellator card

unironically

Based off the staredowns:

Wonderboy
Khabib (easy money)
Evans/Kelly is a pick'em
Vannata (Teymur was shook)
Hunt (put the fuckin house on 'em)

>>74463454
high quality post

>>74463454
Are you the 2015-2017 guy from the last thread?

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>>74463449
lol glad to see that sub retard is finally roiding

>>74463248
He looks like a gayboi

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>>74463122
>Bald Banana
really made me think

>>74463454
>tony fucking sucks
Honestly I stopped reading there.

>>74463471
Why is he wasting his life fighting he should be selling exercise equipment

>>74463464
>Khabib
Really nigga? He looked drained af, even Tony brought that up. Also watching the interviews he doesnt as confident as he usually is. Something is off.
Tony gonna heem that muzzie. Mark my words.

144 pounds of flesh

>>74463494

When he gets blown the fuck out you'll reread it and apologize you fucking nobody. I bet you aren't even 30 years old.

>>74463512
Answer me this, are you the guy who works at the docks who is always so uppity?

/heem/ is the best thing on /sp/ because you guys don't do that stupid ass BRAAAPP meme when someone posts a really nice bunda. nice like chad mendes or tyron

>>74463448
NOW you can get a (You)

>>74463503
>he doesnt as confident as he usually is.
He's been saying he's going to break his arm and smash his face

>>74463526
everyone else wants to desexualize bunda. weird

>>74463122
bearjew has a great beard and face

no homo

Hunt vs Reem
https://twitter.com/danawhite/status/837441049119186944/video/1

groovy vs underwear man
https://twitter.com/danawhite/status/837442841546612736/video/1

>>74463526
thanks for the heads up, I'll start doing it ITT from now on

Embedded 4 was pretty much all Khabib

Probably the most one sided Embedded I've seen

I don't think Econoreem has the blacksplosiveness required to heem somebody like Hunt. I got a C note on Hunto by KO and something tells me I'm gonna be doing the haka on Saturday night.

>>74463454
>>74463459
sameloser

TRUTH BOMBS
https://youtu.be/NnsrHyRFz8g

Reem by decision

I made the mistake of picking Brock by KO at 200 instead of just going all in, but Hunt is a dnb who will get outjabbed, outworked and outclinched.

>>74463575
he's gonna be juiced up. why do you think he spent so much time in thailand for this camp?

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has anyone asked whether conor will be at 209?

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>>74463572

tell me this wouldn't be the fight of the century

>>74463599

Lesnar was cut by the UFC lad.

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>>74463542
Sounds like some sort of trickery is going on.

>>74463122
had the volume loud to hear what they were saying and then ferguson destroyed my eardrums.

Want him to lose for this.

>>74463531
I was talking about the most recent interviews. He came across as less confident to me. Of course he is gonna say that he is gonna smash him but his body language and voice were not that convincing.
You will see on Saturday!

>>74463599
ngannou needs a few more fights before something like that. especially if they let lesnar juice up for it

>>74463583
>I don't care

Bank on reem.

Is khabib actually muslim? He's my boy and i dont want to drop him

>>74463630
Dude he's cutting weight, it's not easy for him. As small as he looks for some reason he weighs quite a bit
Just the other day he was giving out gifts to his fans

>>74463630
Probabaly just drained from cutting weight if they are interviews from today

>>74463644
How are you asking this

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who is shook here? i cant tell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxnZOHIUnMI

>>74463122
landos ideal weight class is 148.9 lbs

https://twitter.com/danawhite/status/837445193959780352/video/1

Shook as h3ck

>>74463644
no, he's russian, it's just like when they used to say obama was a muslim, all nonsense

>>74463583

Hunto confirmed for black.

We can't stop getting W's lads.

>>74463583
Never seen Hunt this agitated desu

>>74463644
You're a moron you know that right?

>>74463644
how new are you? he literally said allahu akbar in the 205 octagon interview

>>74463387
>samoan adult male
>ever weighing less than 220

Not going to happen.

>Tony gets double legged within the first minute
>tries one of his meme rolls
>gets slammed on his head, ground&pounded
>TKO

>>74463665

Tony.

Anybody wearing sun glasses to the staredown is an instant red flag. Then that showboating and screaming at the end. He's bringing a LOT of fear into the ring and desperately trying to psyche Khabib out.

Not to mention Khabib didn't even flinch during that whole charade. He's ice fucking cold.

Khabib has pretty good taste in Footy players

https://twitter.com/ufc/status/837385562751287296

>>74463676
Bet the farm on tony

Put your life savings on the following fighters:
>Vannata
>Evans
>Overheem
>Ferguson
>Woodley

reem
khabib
woodley

these are gonna win. i'd like for hunt, thompson and ferguson to win but it's not gonna happen sadly

>tfw always listen to heem
>tfw have money on literally every fighter on this card
Help

>>74463713
You are a cuck

>>74463698
hello plebbit

>>74463705
>Madrid bandwagoner

Of course

>>74463122
How do I achieve dana mode?

>>74463644
No Khabib a good boy, he dindu nuffin

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>>74463723

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>>74463665
>sunglasses to a staredown

S H O O K
H
O
O
K

I'm switching my bet. lads. 'Who is more shook' has been a betting guide that has made me some nice cheddar so far, not going to go against it even though I think Tony should win on paper. The shook factor is too strong.

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what is her cup size? AAA?

>>74463738
Cuck.

>>74463685
he's in one of his manic modes

followers on social media can relate

>>74463745
I'd wait for the weigh stare down to see who is really the shook one.

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When is his suspension up?

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>>74463583
either bellator or rizin

BARUTO VS HUNTO LITERALLY WHEN

>>74463732
i don't watch footy. is real madrid like the yankees of soccer?

>>74463753
>>74463738

>>74463672
There is something erotic about Ariel whispering about trained killers. Im not gay btw

wtf is going with ferguson on those meme training

>>74463772
yes

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>>74463732
>>74463772
be careful

>>74463726
>unironically pickng the "le i will save you from being bullied man"
The definition of reddit

>>74463763
who missing weight tomorrow lads will it be
>Rashad
>Khalabeeb
>Mark "I don't care" Hunt

>>74463732
He's friends with Ronaldo I think so it makes sense, but in terms of the other players he knows his stuff

>>74463672
>And now Hunt goes for the handshake, what a turn of events...

kek

>>74463764
He'll be back by November.

I know it's just open workouts but Khabib was fucking ragdolling Islam. Bet the damn farm.

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>>74463803
Everyone is friends with Ronaldo lol

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So when BisGOAT deletes GSP

Will he finally be regonised as the one true GOAT?

>>74463799
hunt is in shape

>>74463685

Hunt is well known to rage online and in video games at kids.

>>74463815
No, GSP doesn't belong at MW

>>74463816
if jon jones invited alexander to have fika would he accept?

>>74463816
Round is a shape, yes.

>>74463832
everything is relative.

>>74463827
alex is dead to me

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>>74463699
>it's an "autist attempts to interpret human emotions" post

how many times are you guys going to swing and miss on this shit

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>>74463644

>>74463815
>tf
>tp

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>>74463816
>Hunt weighs in at 267 on purpose knowing he will get that 20% of his purse back when he inevitably sues Overroid

4d chess

>>74463832

Filtered

Anyone got a WebM of Khabib mauling Tavares

>>74463176
Black Beast is everyone atm.

Calling Browne of for being a wife beater and saying "where's Ronda's fine ass at" Was a classic

>>74463794
i didn't pick either of them you stupid casual

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>"where's Ronda's fine ass at"
>"where's Ronda's fine ass at"
>"where's Ronda's fine ass at"

>>74463861

>>74463847
Going on the Haaj would be an amazing thing to do just to do though. Might get crushed to death or whatever though

What sounds better than a 9 win streak?

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>tfw England LITERALLY have the greatest fighter of all time

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How do you want your card senpai?

>>74463894
25-0

>>74463898
he lives in the united states with his family
his kids go to american schools
his son is on an american high school wreslting team
fucking zilch

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>>74463746

>>>74463901
Umm why the fuck?

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>Cain when he defend belt against JDS 9-0
>DC when he fight for belt against Jones 15-0
>Khabib when he fight belt against Tony 24-0

#ElCucuy
#SnapDownCity
#ProtectYoNeckBoi

>>74463916
Do homosexuals like muscle women?

>>74463914
But HE is British you absolute moron

>>74463916
i probably still would tho

>eddie bravo and joe rogan think bjj can be a profitable "sport"

>eddie bravo thinks 10th planet isn't about to get a reality check on saturday

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>>74463922
25-0

>>74463916
she has broad shoulders for a female

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It goes:

1. Michael Bisping
POWER GAP
2. Carla Esparza
3. Matt Serra
4. Tim Sylvia

>>74463928
>born in cyprus
>polish family
oh yeah, me too.
fucking zero.

>>74463901
holy fuck that was a weak card to begin with, guaranteed that puts Pfister on the main card though so good for him

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>>74463922
25-0

name your favorite foods, /heem/
i'll start
lamb gyros

>>74463957
get a job you fucking zero

>>74463946
>Born on a British base in Cyprus
Fixed that for you

>>74463944 (You)
in what fucking world is bisping worse than esparza when bisping knocked out luke rockhold

esparza doesn't have an accomplishment 1/10th as good as that

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>>74463962
have you ever had a lamb gryo
they're fucking great

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what did Khalabeeb mean by this

>>74463946
You stupid

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>>74463965

>>74463965
Bisping is worse than Carla Esparza.

>>74463617

he'll be back

>>74463972
Where did you even find this

>>74463968
They're called Souvalaki in Australia

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>>74463972
Is that a shop or do they really do that? Either way:
HAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>74463991
Stop Grasso posting on /v/

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>>74463978
in only one thing, and it's not fighting

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Reem will Heem Hunto

>>74463965
Esparza is better than Bisping at looking like an ayylmao

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>>74463965
Fuck. Thought for a second that I'd actually got a (You)

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>>74463990
interesting
I know Souvlaki as pic related, pieces of meat cooked on a skewer

>>74464009
Bisping is the worst UFC champion in history, worse than Carla Esparza who at least fought the lineal contenders.

>>74464019
That's kebab

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>>74463198

Khabib's cardio is gonna get exposed so hard. I can't believe people don't believe me when I say this.

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>>74464018

cheer up bud, have a (You)

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@74464018
(you)

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>>74464018

>>74464007

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>>74464018
i seem to be pretty good at getting (You)s without posting bait, do you want any advice

>>74463198
Teymur's ending the meme, lads

True or false:

Khabib has faced a grappler as good as Tony before.

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When will punished Alex get another shot at Jones?

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>it's a blatant you-fishing episode

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Apparently our boy Ngannou is being prepped to fight Struve in May.

>They didn't go with an Islam parlay of Belal and Islam last time
>They'll pass up Teymur/Khabib Islam parlay

I think yall are beng premature in picking Teymur over Lando. Teymur's knockouts are cool, but both of them came against guys who were primarily grapplers. He fought more competent strikers on TUF ad got nowhere near the same results. Groovy was makeing Ferguson guess himself (the guy who out struck RDA) and then he KTFO'd Makdessi, who is one of the best unranked strikers in the division.

>>74463846
Ur shook af

>>74464084

delete this

>>74464086
>Fighting the Dutch can
Honestly if Struve had trained for another 3 years and gotten good he would have been a force but he's just shit

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>>74464095

>Betting against Lando

>>74464107

Watch your underwears

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No one gave me (you)s for my shop someone kindly did me

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Be careful

>>74464086
nope

mazzagati fight when?

>>74464107
Looks like he has puberty gyno

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This is not joke

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Seriously though

What a bunch of weirdos

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>>74464148
Nah. Saw some dude complaining he had gyno yesterday and just looked normal

>>74463916
I'd still smell her butthole though

>Vannata later wrestled at a NCAA Division I University of Tennessee at Chattanooga, but dropped out after one semester.

didn't know this

>>74464131
It's OK lad, I'm the one who did it anyway. There's just a lot going on at the moment. Gus is facing Glover soon anyway. Honestly after that, he might even get Jones since there's no one else at LHW

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>>74463916
ass >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tits, who cares

Bisping will beat GSP

You know this

https://youtu.be/g7YMDjr9aPE
rate my oc

>>74464201
You couldn't have done more
>OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>74464181
Well I mean Jones-Gus is the most exiting fight at that weight class imo.

How do you thing the Glover match will go? His chin might be alright now and its doubtful he can hold gus down for 3 or 5 rounds.

But then Gus tends not to pull the trigger as much as I would like

>>74464181
>>74464210
Oh and thank you

I should learn to use it. Still want a Dana jew one

>>74464181
>Honestly after that, he might even get Jones
Lol if that happens Jones deletes him for good.

>bisping will have wins over silva, Hendo, rockhold and GSP

Truly the GOAT killa resume

>>74464201
This is legit great desu, very hype

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>inb4 24-1

>>74464226
he will beat jones too

He's so desperate for (you)'s

Someone throw him a bone

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>>74464224
idk man I think Johnson is te one doing the deleting for good.

If Gus gets Jones 2 I doubt he'll leave anything outside of the cage. A lot of people thought he won that but Jones is the UFC's golden child so