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Goodnight sweet prince.
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where's the webm god fucking damm it, this fucking cucks won't show show the repetition and I lost the stream when it happened
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F

Was it really bad
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STICKY PLS
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RIP El Niño
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https://twitter.com/Txrres9/status/837416490903162882

F
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1984-2017

mods pls sticky
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dont fucking joke about this shit you fucking faggot
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Do you think he'll sit on the bench for long?
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F
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sticky when?
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STICKY
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I
C
Y
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He's conscious and speaking, and yeah he won champions league with chelsea as well.
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''Traumatic brain injury'' according to ATM twitter. He stays on hospital tonight.
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>wobble wobble
What could he possibly mean by this?
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F
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>>74462343
So he is okay ?
Thanks
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>>74462159
Alive but most likely will never play again
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>>74462394
''Out of danger'', according to the main spanish press.
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F
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RIP in pieces
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>You'll never spam TORRES again
This is a death of /sp/ as well
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always supported him at Chelsea

F
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good news is that Atletico can now get rid of him.
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>>74462413
>most likely will never play again

Ehhhhh I don't think so
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>>74462078
I'm afraid to sleep
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>>74462510
>always supported him at Chelsea

So you supported him when he was already past his prime?
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Was hoping to see him play at Besiktas...

F
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did he died
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>>74462394

This happens in the NFL every week.

Little bitch boy is fine.
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FUCK NOOOOOOOO
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>>74462594
same thing, he a vegetal now
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>>74462599
Aren't NFL players literally braindead retards by the time they retire?
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>>74462613
Poor and crippled yeah.
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He's fine. He is in stable condition, and has a "traumatismo craneoencefalico" or TCE for short
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>>74462613

Not everyone
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>>74462613
They have less brain matter so they are more resistant at head trauma. Football is superior to handegg intellect wise.
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>>74462613

>Implying Torres isn't a braindead retard already
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wtf ko'd him?
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>>74462599

They use armour though.
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Why were there other players prying his mouth open?
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>>74462642
elbow to the very bottom of the back of the head
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>>74462660
Stopping him from suffocating on his own tongue.
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F
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>>74462660
in case he swallows his tongue
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>>74462660
Trying to get him to suck their dicks whilse he is unconscious.
Or maybe stop him choking on his tongue. 50/50 desu.
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>new Torres
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>>74462660

To see if he didn't swallow his tongue and kill himself.
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>>74462589
fuck that shit, we have enough old men already
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>>74462642
According to my memeresearch, Álex Bergantiños
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he is gonna come back stronger than ever
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>>74462685

Yeah but Torres is Torres.
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>>74462660
superstition
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>>74462594
it was extremely painful
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It's a tough world out there.
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>>74462624
CHI
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>>74462661
the elbow is nowhere near the back of his head
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>>74462716
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TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES
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F
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Torresposting is kill
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>>74462685
Your league will always be the last stop before China/MLS
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RIP
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>punished torres
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>>74462669
>>74462675
>>74462684
>>74462676

This is new meme?
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>>74462763
>D-did I score?
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>>74462660
to let the demon out
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>>74462763
Aesthethic
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>>74462787
Yes, Johnny! Home run!
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>>74462642
HA he was exaggerating the contact in the air and ended up killing himself

Will this finally put an end to diving?
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>>74462763
;_;
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>>74462763
>the way his arms are positioned
That nigga dead, also r/accidentalrenaissance :^)
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>>74462787
>D-did we beat Germany?

Yes Fernando, but this is 2017 and you play for Atletico

>I-Is this a nightmare?

No, Fernando, it's worse
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>>74462642
WASTED
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>>74462810
He was unconscious in the air already. It's impossible to fall face first consciously without trying to protect yourself.
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>>74462780

No you dumb nigger.
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pics:
http://futbol.as.com/futbol/2017/03/02/album/1488491868_221301.html

some are tough to see
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>>74462642

so he was already unconcious in mid-air. meaning that the main damage wasn't done from his impact with the ground, but with the initial hit by the deportivo player. he was hit from behind, that means his occipital lobe might have been damaged from the concussion. possible effects are a blurry vision and changes to his emotional temperament. we may or may not see a more aggressive torres in the future.
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>>74462842
Why the fuck did they storm him like that?

Why aren't they taught to wait for the medical staff to come?
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>>74462810
He was killed by an elbow to the back of the head while in the air you fucking dolt.
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>>74462835
You realise that is physically impossible right? That procedure is to avoid someone from chopping his tongue out with his own teeth
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I unironically hope he dies. This sport has become so boring.
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Is he ok?
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>>74462855
if you suspect someone has a broken neck or an injured neck his head must not be moved to avoid spinal injuries

they could have hurt him there trying to "prevent him from swallowing his tongue"
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>>74462855
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>>74462855
>why arent people acting rationally in a shock emergency situation
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>the defender asking for a foul

What did he meant by that?
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>>74462870
This is why no one likes you Norway
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why do soccer players always for the tongue when someone is knocked out? I never see that in American sports and have never heard of someone dying from that.
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>>74462881
he was waving the medical staff on
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>>74462881
>that boner
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>>74462891
Because it's basic fucking CPR training
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>>74462891
probably took it from a vietnemese paper folding board. ideas spread on the internet
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Kino as FUCK
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>>74462916
i fucking knew the jews were behind this
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>>74462870
>This sport has become so boring.

Finally you guys admit it.
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>>74462870

If only Norway was relevant in football, or in anything
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>>74462916
what did he mean by this?
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>>74462904
>it's basic training to force open his mouth and put your fingers in there
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>>74462842
>the worry in gabi's face

>>74462871
he will pend the night at a hospital, will do some tests but atleti make it sound like he is fine for now
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>>74462911
>that light
he gone
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>>74462916
44 dubs
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That's what you get when you mess with "El Pulpo" Bergantiños
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>>74462916
top kek
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>watching the game
>go to take a shit
>this happens

fuck me
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>>74462881
>when you're too stunned to crack out a cheeky dab and it all goes wrong
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>>74462945
>off by one
You let it slip
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>>74462881
>depor player dabbing
not a good moment desu
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>>74462916

Autism capital of the world.
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>>74462946
what did he mean by this
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>>74462911
>immediately immobilized his neck
GUYS WHY ARENT THEY CHECKING IF HE SWALLOWED HIS TONGUE GUYS WTF
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What will his wife do without him?
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>tfw no gf to make sure i don't swallow my tongue in my sleep
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>>74462911
Reminds me of Jesus' body being placed in the tomb.
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is tongue swallowing a new meme
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>>74463000
hope he doesn't fall into the I have needs la meme
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>>74463007
Life sucks, gf doesn't, tfw
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>>74462891
Doesn't hockey and football helmets come with teeth protection?
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>>74463014

Only if you didn't take a first aid class in high school.
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>>74463037
LOST, ahahahahha
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>>74463037
>le cut inside skull to reduce brain swelling man
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>>74462078
fuck this gay earth ;_;
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He needs our help...

TORRES TORRES TORRES
TORRES TORRES TORRES
TORRES TORRES TORRES
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F

One of my favorite players of all time
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>>74462881
*dabs*
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>>74462916
dab on em
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>>74462865
no it isn't, moron.

Mechanical obstruction: In this instance, a physical object obstructs the airway of the patient. In most cases this is the patient's own tongue, as the unconsciousness leads to a loss of control and muscle tone, causing the tongue to fall to the back of the pharynx, creating an obstruction. This can be controlled (to an extent) by a trained person using airway management technique
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>>74462881

what did he mean by this?
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>>74463143
ayyy
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>>74463119
>>74463140
>Italiamind
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>>74463143
*dabs on torres' grave*
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>>74463142
why aren't the trained medics messing with his mouth then?
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>>74462916
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>>74463143
Fucking saved

Kek bless the jews
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>>74463143
kek
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>>74463143
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>>74463171
because it wasn't blocking his airway? how the fuck am i supposed to know what the situation was?

During the 2007 Football League Cup Final on 25 February 2007, Lewin was close to the incident where Chelsea skipper John Terry was hit in the face by Abou Diaby's foot during a corner in the Arsenal penalty area. Terry swallowed his tongue and Lewin was the first physio that rushed over and assisted Terry, possibly saving his life.[3] This is not the only time he has done this - in 1989, he almost had to break David Rocastle's jaw to perform the same life-saving treatment.[4]
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>>74462642
>>74462350

Holy shit, that looks fucking brutal. Hope he is ok and won't have any long-term effects from this. Get well soon.
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>>74463204
>Terry swallowed his tongue
>physio
if you don't understand why they shouldn't have started messing with his head here you shouldn't talk
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>>74462879

Sweeden NO. You never ever move someone with a head/neck injury unless they have a cervical collar on.

The only exception is if they're in immediate danger- like a fire
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>>74462865
>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RplN88NDrjE
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>>74462642
Did he died?
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>yfw Torres is reborn, greater than ever
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>player falls on their head
>can't get up

this is weak
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Holy shit this poor guy.

He's had a rough career and that injury looks fucking awful. 1 LIKE = 1 PRAYER
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>>74463243
that's him activating his gag reflex so he wakes up from all the stimulation
he could have "saved his life" by slapping him there
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>>74463265
Upboated and shared
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>>74463254
WHEN I'M IN A COMA

I WILL BE STRONGER
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>>74462904
ABC- Airway, Breathing and Circulation.
The first step as u clearly see it is to create an airway. You choke on the tongue, you can't fucking breathe.
I can't believe this..it's like explaining 1+1=2 to a kid.
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>>74463204
why do people still believe this "swallow your own tongue" meme? it's not possible unless you cut it off and then swallow it
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>>74462613
NFL players are oftentimes braindead retards to begin with, so nobody really notices any differences usually.
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>>74463267
let's stop with the CPRposting shall we?
someone might actually take you seriously and murder someone.
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>>74463276
M A U R I C I O
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>>74462763
F
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>>74463276
>create an airway
is not the same as violating the person's mouth
you just have to reposition his head slightly
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>>74463278
IT DOESN'T MEAN LITERALLY, YOU IDIOT. JESUS CHRIST
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>>74463267
they're literally shouting
>hold his fucking tongue cyka blyat
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>>74463302
don't be so harsh, I think he's a halal fan
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>>74463288
ok, remember if someone falls over don't touch him and try to "save lives"

there is some small chance torres' teammates crippled him
>>74463318
because they have no idea what they're doing
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>>74463276
>>74462937

Sorry brit guy, i made a mistake and was supposed to reply to the norwegian cuntback over there.
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pardon my ignorance, but how can you "swallow" your own tongue? like how is that physically possible?
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>>74463323
k
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>>74463349
thanks for dealing with this idiot Kinkladze
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Torres in a Coma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GhoWZ5qTwI
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>>74463345
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>>74463345
SEE HERE IDIOT>>74463302
AND HERE>>74463142
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He'll be fine
https://mobile.twitter.com/atletienglish?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
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>>74463375
>during a seizure

learn to read, it's talking about epilepsia
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arjen NO
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>>74463385
of course he'll be fine, this was nothing.
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>>74463375
Seizure and loss of consciousness are entirely different cases
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>>74463392
so not during a seizure makes it more likely? that't the a la français reasoning?
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>>74463345
Imagine a really sharp knife slicing right through a beef portion. The teeth is the knife and the tongue is the beef. Snap!.Your body is convulsing and your tongue travels to your throat getting stuck cutting off air supply and choking on it till you pass out. Eventual death follows.
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>>74463345
You don't actually swallow it as in cut it off and eat it (well theoretically you can do that, but from a medical standpoint that would be kinda stupid)

It just can "block" your esophagus which can make swallowing (and I guess breathing) hard.
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>>74463405
>>74463392

>brits and french are equally retarded
I knew that
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>tfw this didn't happen to Tsunaldo
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>>74463365
>>74463349
just google it, it's a myth

when someone loses consciousness what's the first thing doctors do? it isn't worry about their tongue by putting their fingers in there
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>tfw you cried while watching this live thinking TORRES was dead

hope he makes it through without any major issues :(
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>>74463429
4chan would go down because of /spee/ for the first time in history
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>>74463429
>>74463443

lol, imagine messi or tsu literally died on the pitch. the absolute fucking chaos it would cause the sport would be hilarious
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>>74463412
Seizure in't the same fucking thing than a cerebral trauma or a lose of consciousness
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>>74463458
>still visiting /sp/ in the hopes that happens eventually
yeah, me too, bro, me too
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>>74463422
makes sense, thanks
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Where were you when Fernando Torres became Potato Torres?
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>>74463458
Messi did die on the pitch... inside anyway
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>>74463436
When someone falls unconscious, the first thing you do is to check his/her ABCs. You give oxygen and for that you need to check that person's mouth so as to know if the natural airway is going to work or not. Therefore, the first thing you do is check the mouth. If that checks out you move on.
Unless you have experienced some other life form treated by checking on his/her ass in an ER, i will be happy to see it.
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>>74463458
i would love watching Penaldo die
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>>74463497

>not posting this one
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>>74462078
I hope he gets well soon and doesn't have any lasting damage.
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>>74463460
http://health.howstuffworks.com/human-body/parts/is-it-possible-to-swallow-tongue.htm

if you're not gonna use french education system, just go back to the desert. what's the point of being in the West?
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>yfw you realise the spot is yours now
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>>74463561
This has been mentioned in the thread. YOU CAN'T LITERALLY SWALLOW YOUR TONGUE, but your tongue can obstruct your breating
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>>74463458
trips and it happens this year
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>>74463611
do people in Mexico think they would publish a demystification of the swallow your tongue meme if it's possible to obstruct your breathing with your tongue (the same thing)?
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>/sp/- CPR
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just a reminder for the people ITT that please do not put anything (fingers, pen, stick, etc) in the mouth of someone having a seizure. Just let the people in question laying on his/her side (to avoid choking on its saliva/vomit) and call for help
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>>74462763
he's very good looking there 2bh
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tongueswallowfags were right after all
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>>74463429
>>74463458
>>74463485
>>74463523
grow up you beta fucking cunts if you said this shit irl fuck man... don't go there
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>>74463828
>Swalling
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>tfw could swall my tongue during my sleep
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>>74463828
http://www.redcross.org/images/MEDIA_CustomProductCatalog/m48840210_CPRO_Handbook.pdf

Go to page 40 and tell me what do you think about it
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>>74463828
>swalling
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>>74463858
>BBC spelling
I know, right?
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>>74463852
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>>74463871
>Torres swallowed an object when he landed
He didn't.
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>>74463852
hopefully you'll die tonight in your sleep
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>>74463345
Jesus Christ have you niggers never learned first aid?
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>>74463852
*walks towards the fridge*
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>>74463523
Kill yourself
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Why the fuck did the players immediately put their hands on him, disgusting

Fucking Europeans
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TORRES
TORRES
TORRES
;_;
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>>74463536
wtf was he doing there?
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Shut up you bunch of faggots. Literally nothing happened.
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What did he mean by this?
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Why didn't the players try to rape him in his boy-butt? He was unconscious, he couldn't fight back. Disgusting.
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>>74462865
>argentinian medical knowledge

You truly are niggers
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>>74464608

TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES
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>there are """"adults"""" on /sp/ that don't understand entry level first aid


Christ, thank god none of you ever step out of your basement
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>>74464836
DELETE THIS
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he's fine

shit like that happens on the regular in aussie footy and they're always fine

it's regular head blows like that that you gotta worry about, but one and your fine

no knocking torres, he handed it like a champ. but all the overreactions from the other players, wow just goes to show how fragile soccer players are, especially spanish ones
>>
>>74464926
stay strong pupper
>>
RIP
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>>74463329
fucking rare
>>
>>74462350

>>>/heem/
>>
>>74464834
Is that guy about to step on his face?
>>
>>74465167
>wow just goes to show how fragile soccer players are, especially spanish ones

behave yourself mate.

seeing things like the ryan mason and muamba incident are fucking horrible as a fan on tv, it will be even more harrowing as a player. they have no idea at that stage what the prognosis is, it could have been fucking anything with a blow to the back of the head/neck
>>
>>74462078
GUYS I'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE
HE HAS INDUCOSIS AND HE WILL DIE UNLESS THEY GIVE HIM THE PROPER MEDICINE
I AM A DOCTOR TRUST ME
I HOPE THEY MAKE THE RIGHT DIAGNOSIS
IF ONLY THERE WERE SOME WAY TO TELL THEM
INDUCOSIS IS INCREDIBLY DEADLY
>>
he's okay, atletico released a statement saying he didn't suffer any permanent damage
>>
>>74462660
because that's what retards do since they learn basic medical skills from TV
>>
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Bergantinos.jpg
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IF HE DIES, HE DIES.
>>
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He deserved to die.
>>
F
>>
ITT: Literal mouthbreathers unable to grasp the concept of people breathing through their noses
>>
>>74466182
>Did i fit-in yet?
>>
>>74462350

F

He won't be able to talk again
>>
>>74465976
slippy g taught him that one. he also deserves to die
>>
Everyone who thinks your own fucking tongue can kill you needs to cut there balls off so they never reproduce. All you have to do to clear someone's airway is tilt their head back.
>>
F
>>
>>74462851
yfw he pulls a Cantona
>>
>>74462870
I'll come to you and pluck you eye's out you bastard
>>
>first Schumacher then this.
Why do the GOAT have to fall like this ?
>>
>>74466946
>Tilt head back
>With potential neck/head injury

Neck yourself
>>
>>74462599
they have helmets though
>>
>>74463036
We have mouth guards but those are more for concussions and jaw damage if you get ko'd the first thing the physio will do is pull it out so you don't choke
>>
another thread with so much meme potential ruined by autists
>>
is he ok...
>>
>>74469699
yeah, but he got a retrospective yellow
>>
>>74465976
>2-0 winning.
Why in the fuck he do that?
>>
Was anyone playing that was on the same team as Puerta when he died?
>>
>>74469964
>28 August 2007

Almost ten fucking years holy shit.
>>
>>74469699
He was released from hospital half an hour ago.
/sp/ is always wrong.
>>
ripip ;_;

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RIP >Torres
>>
>>74462350

Him sleepy
>>
>Fernando Torres has been released from hospital following a sickening head-to-head collision during Atlético Madrid’s 1-1 draw at Deportivo La Coruña on Thursday that left him unconscious.
>Atlético say a CT scan did not reveal any damage to the forward’s head or neck. However, doctors have ordered the 32-year-old to wait 48 hours before practising or playing again
>>74470443
Torres > RIP
>>
Dubs and he dies.
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>>74463300
My mouth was violet but I didn't choke on my tongue. Seems like a good deal desu.
>>
>>74462865
true this argie is correct you cannot swallow your own tongue
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>>74470656
i have to agree with these guys, unless a person bites of their own tongue and chokes on it.
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>>74469619
this
>>
>>74469619

sp is so fucking shit these days
>>
>>74463611
Oh yeah?
Give me a cleaver and I'll feed yours to you.
>>
> Striker Fernando Torres has been released from hospital, his club Atletico Madrid said on Friday, after sustaining a head injury during Thursday's 1-1 draw at Deportivo La Coruna.

> Torres, on as a second-half substitute, fell face down on the pitch in the 85th minute after challenging for the ball with Deportivo's Alex Bergantinos and required urgent treatment for suspected head trauma.

> The forward underwent a scan before he left hospital on Friday. Torres has been advised a 48-hour rest, Atletico said in a statement.

> Bergantinos and new Deportivo coach Pepe Mel, who both visited Torres in hospital, also confirmed earlier that the striker was well and happy.

> "Good news," Atletico said on their official Twitter account prior to the striker's release.

> "Torres has undergone a cranial and cervical CT. There are no alterations nor traumatic injuries. He is conscious and lucid."
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>>74462636
football is superior tactictally, you're right

superior to soccer
>>
hope he's fine

head injuries suck big time
>>
>>74465167
>>74465167
>>74465167
FAGGOTS I TOLD YOU

>Fernando Torres: Atletico Madrid striker leaves hospital after head injury
>>
>>
>>74471369
He's so dreamy and cute

No homo
>>
>>74471369
>>74471489
A E S T H E T I C
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>>74471369
Q T
T
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>>74462660
Why are americans so ignorant?
>>
>>74475758
Because it's our culture.
>>
>>74475797
Are you one of those suburban and rural retards?
>>
>>74475963
Suburban, yes. Retard? Maybe
>>
>>74471369
Boo
>>
>>74476048
thank you for electing trump
>>
>>74476347
I didn't vote for Trump and neither did my state
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>>74471369
:3
>>
>>74462350
>divegrass
>>
>>74476369
mexican
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>>74476369
then fuck you
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>>74471369
VAMOS NIÑO
A
M
O
S

N
I
Ñ
O
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>>74463143
criminally underrated post
>>
>>74464702
who?
>>
>>74465976
DELET THIS

DIE YOU FUCKING SPIC
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