deportivo vs. atletico match thread

Getting intredasting

>>74461534
post romanian rochas, m8

Can they pull a comeback, lads?

>>74461595
Of course they can, my little mountainous friend.

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BASED

OUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

HE IS DEAD

>torres

>TORRES
DEAD

FUCK

wait what happened?

WTF, HE IS KILL

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Torres

TORRES NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>torres

F

>jeering a player that literally just died on the pitch

why are spics so disgusting?

My uncle works at Atletico, just called me, clinically dead.

F

torres?

more like torrfue

>Torres is dead
Fuck
I haven't been this sad in my entire life

wot happened??

Torres please be OK

>>74462081
they probably thought it was yet another simulation senpai

What happened, just tuned in

He got knocked the fuck out after banging heads

Looks like he may have had a seizure too?

Torres place be Ok.

He's legit dead.

things aren't really going too well for atletico this season are they

RIP TORRES

>>74462102
Torres got headbutted and immediately passed out and fell face first on the ground.
The TV didn't show him up close, but everyone was literally despairing around him trying to unroll his tongue while the guy that was closest to the play ran around crying and calling for an ambulance.
He ded.

>>74462116
shut the fuck up, Muhammed

>Pepe lel

>>74462102
headbutted from being during an air duel, immediatly KO plus his face smashed hard on the pitch with his neck being all wobbly and shit

he's dead, if not he's paralyzed RIP

here"s some videos

https://twitter.com/jssxander/status/837415383632072704

https://twitter.com/dustytinashe/status/837415274714443778

F

https://twitter.com/jssxander/status/837415383632072704

>>74462102
A pack of Muslims entered the field and gangraped the altetico players

>>74462122
>>74462130

ty mates had the game on the TV and wasn't paying attention until the announcers freaked out. no replays either. literally have a chelsea torres kit hanging on my wall so i hope hes okay fuck

>>74462130
Fuck off.

>>74462164
ok but where?!

what happen ?

Torres pls be okay ;_;

everyone, give Torres your strength!

\o/

>Torres getting an excuse for not scoring goals

This fucker can't keep getting away like this

why don't they wear padding and helmets like in ameriqueer sports?

>>74461515
You just killed Torres, moron

>>74462180
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>>74462130
>with his neck being all wobbly and shit

He was knocked out and his body lost all muscle tone, now wonder his head wobbled. It's probably a severe concussion.

>>74462180
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>>74462180
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this is good news lads, football world is gonna be all wimpy and sissy for a couple of weeks.

all those homages and stuff.

This is what happens with shit refs that let the game go down like this.

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>>74462185
rude desu

I fucking hate Atletico, and if there's one team whose players deserve to get hit it's them; but Torres doesn't deserve this, he's the only non-scum player in the team.

>>74462180
\O/
Rushed t hospital in ambulance

>>74462191
yeah but after it bounced back after hitting the pitch there was severe torsion mate

Concussion, that's all

He'll be fine

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What did they mean by this?

>>74462215
stfu loser, it's a game for men, shit happens.
he dead, someone else will take his place

>>74462247
bit his tongue and had a seizure

>>74462247
They were trying to avoid his tongue going down his throat, he was out cold.

rip 2rez

>>74462247
Grabbing his tongue so he doesn't get himself killed.

>>74462258
Does that really happen?

HEEM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_ge23nS9Y4
>0:40

not sure what happened to make him lose conscience like that, doesn't look much different than your average collision

>>74462264
>>74462258
that's a myth actually
ordinary people can't swallow their tongue because it's attached in there
>>74462269
no, not really

>>74462247
the shock made him redpilled he started to insult jews and they tried to shut his mouth

>>74462281
Let's hope he's fine

>>74462247
trying to rape him, they're from Atletico, see someone uncounscient, can't help themselves

>>74462269
In the Polish league a keeper was just knocked out this week and his teammate literally pulled the keepers tongue off his throat, saving him from suffocation

>>74462269
grabbing his tongue is certainly not the proper medical response

>>74462298
lol

Conscious and talking apparently

el chiringuito special Torres muerto? edition
it's starting now

>>74462281
indeed, looks like there was no headbutt, he just used this contact to dive and smashed his face too hard in the process

>>74462281
I'm sure he's had more than his fair share of concussions desu

Susceptibility to the next one increases as they accumulate

>>74462282
>>74462269
You don't swallow your tongue all the way down, but it can go back enough to prevent breathing. Your airways get blocked and you suffocate.

>>74462247
pranking him while he was asleep

get out and make some friends, autist

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>>74462325
Where's (((your))) proof?

>>74462247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2MrnViS_t8

Pack it up boys, fun's over, he's fine

https://twitter.com/AtleticoFans/status/837418516554858496
https://twitter.com/BigSportGB/status/837418559118671872

>>74462352
They said he was conscious on tv, actually. I'd be more worried about his spine having snapped.

>>74462340
was at a first aid course and spouted about the tongue thing, because i believed it

instructor who was a doctor laughed and said it's bullshit

>>74462325
Michael Schumacher was conscious and talking in the helicopter ride to the hospital.

Torres confirmed for potato

>>74462367
Thank god

>>74462367
thank god

>>74462376
shut the fuck up, muhammed

>>74462371
Don't take my word for granted, just google it. Your tong and the back end of the palat can make you suffocate shen unconscious.

>>74462367
Thank G*d.

>>74462367
Stay safe Torres

>>74462367
Thank fuck. Take anyone but Torres.

>>74462392
reminds me of the webm of the two africans fighting one goes out of it and the doctor comes in and starts jerking him off

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>>74462376
he's announcing it now

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>>74462426

>>74462426
Standard procedure in western europe

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>yfw it resets his body and mind back to his Liverpool era

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>>74462518

>>74462518
Based Brazuca