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/heem/ 2017-03-02 10:39:19 Post No. 74457274
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nothing in the news
ufc 209 has been cancelled due to a racial incident involving tyrone woodley and stephen thomas
>>74454479 this is the old thread
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Schaub is PooPoo
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Morning
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>that comfy feel of slow heem
>that comfy feel of no thread wars
>>74457290
What time is it where you live?
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GSP
IS
GETTING
KO'D
BUDDEH
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>>74457302
Almost 6AM. Im getting ready for a nice hot bowl of oatmeal with some bananas and blueberries and some iced green tea to wash it down
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If gsp manages to 50-45 bisping and become MW champ, will he be the undisputed GOAT?
Man can dream right?
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>>74457308
'sping will teach him to speak English with his hands
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>>74457314
GSP
KO'D
BUDDEH
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>>74457314
He's already the undisputed GOAT.
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>>74457310
Sounds delicious but the fuck are you up so early. I haven't woken up at 6 since high school desu
>>74457314
At the very least he's a hall of famer
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>>74457314
Fuck I read that wrong. I thought you were asking if Bisping would be GOAT.
I think so, yes
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2017-03-02 10:49:51
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When GSP's head clatters off the canvas
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>GSP can take this left
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2017-03-02 10:51:05
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>>74457333
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>>74457314
Realistically it doesn't change anything. His legacy was already built by his long run at 170 and Bisping is widely viewed as the weak champ that he is.
>>74457333
webm related
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Wonderboy>Rory>Tyron
Khabib>MJ>Tony
Overeem>Brock>Hunt
Ockhams Razor and Lee's Theory of Combat proves that Wonderboy, Khabib, and Overeem are locks.
Now let's see you nerds try to argue with hard science.
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>>74457358
I dont give a FOOK
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>>74457358
>implying your science is real
>implying my science isn't clearly superior
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>>74457333
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>>74457358
>Ockham
opinion discarded desu
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>>74457333
that's a weird ass picture
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Random Heem
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>>74457376
Schaub beat Cro Cop who beat Wanderlei who beat Hendo who beat Fedor
Ill let you figure the rest
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>>74457376
weeeeeeew
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KZ
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>>74457333
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>>74457302
9:09pm
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Cant wait for some dick
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2017-03-02 11:14:07
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>>74457449
>they showed this as a highlight.
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>>74457461
I envy the fact that you get to watch cards with a comfy breakfast. Most cards start at 3 am here
>>74457424
That's true though.
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Fuck!
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>>74457469
open your mouth wide gooby
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>>74457483
what, did you contract HIV
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Feels good not posting under the tyrannical british flag ERIE
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>>74457491
i would fuck your face up u little bitch, fuck you
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>>74457501
>nunes will win a five round fight
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>>74457483
That webm of Bisping giving Romero the finger has never been more relevant. I don't even like Romero and I think this sucks, the situation takes all the fun out of GSP's return.
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>>74457501
Round 3 Nunes is kind of like the opposite of Sea Level Cain.
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>i would fuck your face
stopped reading there
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Non-schaubpoof /heem/ is comfy /heem/
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>>74457521
yeah stop reading start running faggot, i know you're a giant pussy
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>this little twerp thinks he would last more a minute in a ring me LMAO
you are like litttle baby I train SBG btw
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>>74457522
Careful, you'll summon him.
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>>74457543
>I train SBG
You're not Conor, which means you're an awful fighter. SBG has no prospects.
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>>74457543
like i give a fuck lol, what did the real (boxing) gyms hurt your feelings so you went to roll around with a bunch of autists with lip piercings? we all know MMA gyms in ireland aren't worth shit. lol. fuck you.
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2017-03-02 11:28:01
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my native language is Gaeilge srry for bad english pls no bully
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2017-03-02 11:28:23
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>>74457513
Roidmero get fuck off and get in the bin tbqhwyf
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>>74457558
your native language is gonna be text to speech when i clatter your head off the concrete
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>>74457561
bisping_checks_the_oil.webm
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2017-03-02 11:31:08
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>>74457543
>afraid to (You)
>I train at SBG
>SBG lol
gym of literal whos
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2017-03-02 11:33:42
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I'll literally shin kick the goobs out of you and you're entire obese ancestry
Name one(1) good British fighter you tea licking prick (bispong is a polack)
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>>74457584
Conor is British.
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>>74457520
>oh, so you're a wrestler now?
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2017-03-02 11:36:11
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>Being jealous of my the best gym in europe DUDE LOL
you know I had to do it em (get yous with directly responding to someone
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Conor is Jewish.
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>the best gym in Europe
This is like bragging about being the best downhill skier on Mars.
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2017-03-02 11:38:54
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>Australians knowing anything about MMA much less fighting
ok memes aside friends I actually chuckled
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Question:
What happens to the HW division if JDS beats Stipiocic?
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I literally will win the 2038 Olympus Mons giant slalom championship
2017-03-02 11:41:43
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>>74457600
This
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Tony will sub kebab
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>>74457636
Tony will succ Khabib
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>>74457626
Werdum gets the next shot, with maybe Reem or Cain after
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NEW EMBEDDED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p-eIRh1aPc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p-eIRh1aPc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p-eIRh1aPc
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>>74457626
> If the UFC makes Cain vs Ngannou
> Winner takes on JDS
> If the UFC makes Cain vs [insert other HW] and Ngannou vs [insert another HW]
> Cain gets the shot if he wins
> Ngannou will wait, or fight Werdum for #1 contender........ possibly for the HW Interim Title as well
> Lewis vs Hunt regardless of the outcome of Hunt's match this weekend
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>>74457626
JDS vs Cain 4 of course
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2017-03-02 11:46:45
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>>74457626
they all get BLACCED eventually
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>>74457626
Cain
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nice use of the name meme
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2017-03-02 11:53:23
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my meme btw fuck off using it
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I literally will win the 2038 Olympus Mons giant slalom championship
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>>74457626
Cain, ngannou has two more fights then challenges
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>>74457690
Ur such a faggot, no one thinks ur funny
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2017-03-02 11:54:26
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autism
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>its an irish autist pretends to be a toughguy online episode
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2017-03-02 11:57:44
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desu I feel like would kick the shit out of anyone on here
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>>74457703
Big of you to admit that lad
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This is number 1 bullshit
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Ngannou bless
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>using autism as an insult
very dumb imho
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I would literally kill you if you said that to my face
2017-03-02 12:01:56
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I would literally kill you if you said that to my face
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>>74457649
Is the EBI actually any good? Never really watched straight ju-jitsu desu.
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Relax everyone
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>ywn see cain velasquez fight again
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>>74457745
Did Joe copy Eddie with his sleeve tattoos?
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>>74457745
Its good, especially with the combat jitz coming up this sunday its a must watch for real fitefans
combat jitz; heem only, palm strikes everywhere. Expect some spicy heems
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What are some good ways I'd permaheeming myself in case Khabib loses?
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>>74457753
Probably. He's definitely got some dude weed lol shit all over his arms.
>>74457755
Oh nice, I was actually pretty curious about the combat jiu-jitsu shit, it's got real potential. Even if it doesn't last it should be interesting to watch it evolve since it's so new. Have they done it before?
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>>74457768
come to my gym tb h (imho)
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>>74457773
>that gyno
no its been the first time
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>>74457784
Nah, that just ends up in me triangling your potato ass.
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>>74457745
>watching BJJ
shiggy diggy
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>>74457789
me and the boys would run a train on you lad
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>>74457768
get in my guard
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>>74457768
Khabib will win.
>>74457797
Yeah, but palm strikes are allowed. Door is wide open for somebody to go Bas Rutten on everybody.
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Bruh look at this dude's head
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>>74457828
Let's hope this shit is heem proof.
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>>74457828
This fucking troglodyte can never be heemed with a head like that
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>>74457828
dude you're a bully
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>>74457834
kek
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>>74457826
>Yeah, but palm strikes are allowed. Door is wide open for somebody to go Bas Rutten on everybody.
Still gonna be boring to watch at least the leg lock memesters will understand that their strategy isn't sustainable in a real fight after the eat a couple of strikes.
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>4chan hates muslims
>heem cares for Khalabeeb
What gives?
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>>74457848
>>4chan hates muslims
only pol really does though
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Good morning, Gentlemne.
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Bisping is the GOAT middleweight
>hendo: middleweight ATG
>silva: ex middleweight GOAT
>rockhold: most skilled middleweight currently
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>>74457848
He's not particularly hateable. All religious people are retards though. Also he's going to win.
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>>74457876
Truly California's greatest fighter.
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Holy fuck did Rashad age like 20 years in the last embedded? wtf
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At this point I admit that golf is at least as much of a sport as MMA lol
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>>74457900
slick as fuck cut tho senpai i fuck with the vision hmu
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>>74457656
I like this post.
>tfw we could possibly witness a lewis vs ngannou as either of them as defending champion in our lifetime
bull vs nemesis bull
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>>74457914
you can be arguably the best golfer of all time and you still have to qualify for a professional tournament
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>>74457900
Seems like such a chill dude. Hope he can retire on a relative high
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>>74457936
>chill dude
literally cringed
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>>74457941
No one's talking to you, why are you here interfering?
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What happened to the Bagladesh dude who frequented heem?
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>Khabib may actually get caught in a sub and won't tap
>Will stay crippled
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>>74457936
It made me sad during the embedded when he was talking about how everyone thinks they own the spotlight when they're at the top, but the spotlight moves when it wants. It made me think about when he slept Lidell and was the best LHW but then he got viciously heemed by Machida afterwards.
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>>74457914
What did you mean by this? are you insulting mma or are you praising golf?
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Man Rashad looks OLD
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>>74458004
>inb4 he doesn't clear medical again and retires
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>>74457745
I don't either usually, but I've gotta say EBI is pretty entertaining.
The one I enjoyed the most so far has been EBI 7.
You should check it out if you have Fight Pass™
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>>74457848
Khabib is too based
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>>74457900
Tyron was literally shook of a microphone
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>That comfy training talk between Rashad and Khabib
That was pretty nice
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You guys realize a new episode of the big brown breakdown was just released with stoned cold steve autism? How come no one is talking about this ebic clashing of the minds
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>>74457878
look at this enlightened gent
ye those people like Thomas Aquinas are retarded
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toomuchbant press conference and weigh-ins tomorrow?
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>>74458062
Looking forward to it. Only thing is GSP is just too nice a guy, Bisping can't really bants hard with him
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>>74457951
Wasnt careful enough
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>>74457951
>>74458065
Don't say that. Bangbro is cool and hopefully OK
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>>74458062
w8 w8 m8
is there actually a bant conference tomorrow? been waiting ages for one for any event
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>>74457951
he changed his proxy to another flag
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>>74458073
Be serious, i remember he said something a few months go that slightly annoyed me, so im not losing sleep if he got akbarred
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>>74458064
>Bisping can't really-
>Bisping can't really-
>Bisping can't really-
>Bisping can't really-
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>>74458061
Yes he was, we are way smarter than 13th century philosophers you spoon
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>>74458087
Watch the Hendo press conference though. You can tell he went in with the mindset to shittalk hard, but Hendo wasn't having any of it so eventually he eased up.
>>74458076
Yeah GSP/Bisking. I'd wager it leads into the weigh ins
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>>74458087
gr8 post
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what does the "t" stand for?
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>>74458087
That fucking guy comes up to me and says " YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE OOOAH"
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>>74458092
because nobody shittalks to hendo you dumbo
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Keep my flea on a string? Keep your dog on a leash bro
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http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/2/22/14700134/ufc-manager-michael-bisping-ducking-yoel-romero-gsp-fight-ppv-payday-top-contender-mma-news
>So I understand Michael Bisping but I also put this on Georges St-Pierre... Honestly, if he said, ‘I want to fight 170,’ he could easily come down and fight Tyron Woodley. But pick between Tyron Woodley and Michael Bisping. If you’re managing Michael Bisping, who do you choose and if you’re managing Georges St-Pierre, who do you choose? I think at the end of the day you stay clear of Yoel Romero and Tyron Woodley for as much as you can. And that’s the problem that we’re having right now.
will whitebois ever recover
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>>74458104
>dumbo
We are all friends here, no need for this language. Bisping did though and it's not like GSP is a guy you shittalk either.
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>>74458106
Oh I'm sure Bisping and GSP are crying all the way to the bank
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didn't take my bait eh? you alri hue peanut
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>>74458113
Bisping clearly cares that's why he's crying people are shitting on him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5nO1nDtBsU
quaaaaack
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>>74458122
>Addressing an issue is crying about it
Kek, yeah he'll probably be visibly upset walking into the press conference
man he will be welling up throughout someone better help him out he's going to be an emotional mess
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Who is UNIRONICALLY the biggest unironic sperg on heem?
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>>74458138
you
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and you
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>>74458138
Unironically not me
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I think very little of every here and i would heem all of you
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>>74457347
Lmao I still can't get over just how fucking intensely Ronda got BTFO
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What was the best UFC fight? Prove me to that this """""""""""sport""""""""" is even worth watching
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>>74458179
No one asked you to watch you creepy looking weirdo. BEAT IT, get lost
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>>74458138
>giving namefags attention
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>>74458179
None you weirdo
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>>74458186
>>74458192
shut up my dad works at 4chan let me play with you guys
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>>74458179
UFC fights are boring decision shit wreaslefucking
Pride is the peak of MMA, everybody roided to the grills out to kill eachother
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So, it is finally actually going to happen?
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>>74458200
Don't jinx it
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Heem is NOT A general and we DO NOT HAVE tripfags like Spain, spergop, Adan, dockie, springsbro
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>>74458200
kebooby is getting injured tomorrow.
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>>74458203
I like this reality I'm going to live in it
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>>74458200
Fucking hell that caught me off guard, I was wondering what the fuck was wrong with that image.
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>>74458210
What do you mean bro?
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>>74458203
>springsbro
lel, coral springs detected
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>>74458213
No, I just think he is genuinely hilarious. I love heems wacky characters.
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>>74458212
kek
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>>74458212
>Fucking Wonderboy
Jesus, I wasn't ready for that.
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GSP vs CM Punk when?
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*portions in front of you*
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>>74458231
>turteen seconds
The fact that your country didn't descend into civil war following that demonstrates the complete lack of character that is ingrained into your people.
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I want this to be the goof image
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Why are people saying wonder boy is gonna lose suddenly? Did he screw up?
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>>74458242
ate a slice of pizza
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>>74458239
that was fast, don't you have stuff to do like gang raping little girls or throwing acid on women's faces?
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>>74458242
Wonderboy has chosen to live deliciously. This mean he will either get embarrassed and lose on Saturday or he'll roundhouse TyRONE in the face before sprouting wings and horns and flying around the arena plucking children out of their seats and feeding on them atop the glowing pentagram of flame that appeared in the center of the octagon.
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>>74458193
>having a dad who has no source of income
Must be rough on you eating potatoes all the time
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Let's be honest Tyrone had two good moments in the first fight. He caught a kick and could do barely and damage off it and he caught wonderboy with a couple lucky punches, one of which wen wonderboy was already dazed, then failed to finish. Outside of those two (maybe 3 if you're generous) moments Tyrone was getting straight up outclassed. If Tyrone didn't land that one lucky punch it's a clear 49-46 for WB. Wonderboy has all that knowledge going into round number six. Tyrone is hoping for a lucky shot again. Wonderboy is hungry for this fight and Tyrone resents it.
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>>74457951
Picked up too many dogs and got beheaded
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>>74458242
Literally this >>74458245
It's all ogre. I didn't see Tyrone eat pizza.
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>>74458248
He's not in brazil, joao
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>>74458248
I had Brazilian neighbors growing up. The wife got fat off Coke and bought three lhasa apso dogs that the husband hated. So one day he "accidentally" left a bunch of rat poison out and the dogs ate it and died. The they divorced and the wife went back to Brazil and the husband moved to Vancouver.
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>>74457345
>people say this is a lucky shot
>just a proper counter cause Rockhold got too close
What? Is every KO now a "lucky shot"?
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>>74458242
hes been having 3 slices a day minimum
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AND STILL
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>>74458267
>the dogs ate it and died
tell us the whole story adan, you loved hearing this shit
https://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/2796/muslims-ban-dogs-europe
>After the municipality refused to acquiesce to Muslim demands, the city experienced a wave of dog poisonings. More than a dozen dogs were poisoned in September 2011 (local media reports here, here, here, here and here) in Lérida's working class neighborhoods of Cappont and La Bordeta, districts that are heavily populated by Muslim immigrants and where many dogs have been killed over the past several years.
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TRUTH BOMB
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/3/2/14787122/ufc-dillon-danis-ufc-209-would-be-sold-out-if-i-was-on-it-mma-news
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>>74458242
1 slice of pizza
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>>74458289
Is this your way of dealing with the fact that you get one shot in life and yours is in Brazil?
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>>74458259
>Wonderboy is hungry for this fight
We know
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>>74458290
>first mma fight against GSP for the 185 title
>subs GSP in 15 seconds
>doesnt defend belt because thats for plebs
P A B L O
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WAKE UP STEPHEN, ITS ALL OVER
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>>74458304
he is relaxed during fightweek. How relaxed does Tyron seem?
https://ttwitter.com/SixGunGibson/status/835994041766432768
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>>74458320
Boy there ain't nothin relaxing about having to fight the combat-gorilla that is Tyrone. Wonderboy is clearly ready to lose.
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>>74458312
JUST
LIKE
THAT
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>tyrone
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>>74458336
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Hate to break it to you but real world ain't exactly "fair" so dude with commitment can be heemed stiff by the dude who is chill.
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>>74458336
>Tyboon the Punchin' Ape
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>>74458340
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IT WAS FREE FUCKIN PIZZA
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>>74458354
Looking forward to pizza posting when Wonderboy loses
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How will Sweden receive Ngannou?
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>>74458367
Ngannou's first UFC loss
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https://twitter.com/PlatinumPerry/status/837120038352076801
>Just got some news that some poor bastard bouta catch these hands ! Break out the red panties baby ! @dnickerson13 #guesswho #cantsay
IT'S
HAPPENING
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>UFC 209
>literally "My boy vs. My boy" the card
Gonna be a spicy banger though..
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>>74458367
struve chokes him out in one
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FIRST SHOW ON HIS NEW CHANNEL
https://youtu.be/6edXxdn-Fjo
https://youtu.be/6edXxdn-Fjo
https://youtu.be/6edXxdn-Fjo
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>>74458367
Who will be blamed in the death of Struve? The UFC or Struve for agreeing to it?
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>>74458367
With open anus, as will Struve
rip
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>>74458386
Why do the always match Struve up with murderers
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>>74458421
Dana hates him for pulling out of fights at the last minute.
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Does that Dan Kelly guy hit hard?
>pls stay safe rashad
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>>74458367
Great matchup for a change. Ngannou is not ready for cain yet and struve still has potential.
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>>74458367
Legit thought Dana would give Ngannou Cain next and I'd actually want to see it.
This is decent too but not the same
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>tfw GSP beat Bisping
>tfw Hendricks vs GSP II
>Tfw Johny is champ again
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>>74458452
DELET THIS
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>>74458306
How many EBI wins does he have?
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>>74458367
>Stockholm Sweden
i see what they did there
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=qvGANGFA_tQ
@8:36
What would you do?
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>>74458456
delet that nose
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>>74458456
>>74458477
It's rose NamaJEWnas
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>>74458466
What was Reem even doing to him
I bet I could've stuffed that TD and make nothing of the top control
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>>74458367
>Having Ngannou murder a pasty White dude in Stockholm
But why? Why does Dana hate Struve? Why would you have him be the first death inside the Octagon?
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>>74458367
Easiest fight in the div
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>>74458452
>>74458488
I didn't even recognize her lol
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>>74458540
>that almost hoverhand by Struve
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Ngannou has this
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>>74457745
Normal bjj/ju sucks but EBI is exciting desu
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>>74458540
*ebony and ivory starts playing*
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What if I told you Struve has learned the jab
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Ngannou vs Struve is NOT happening.
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>>74458542
>chewing with her mouth open
what did she mean by this
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>>74458560
Ngannou v Reem, Lewis v Hunt.
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>>74458554
This is literally the first image that comes up when you search him. Can't make this shit up.
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49-1
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>>74458560
>Yeah Dana sorry man I can't fight I hurt my hand
>*sound of Struve slamming his fist into the cement*
Lil whitebois runnin scared
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>>74458572
When Floyd beats Conor, does he become the UFC LW champion?
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>>74458573
didnt you list yourself as 'Caucasian' in that dating site adan
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>>74458546
Struve has suffered some brutal finishes, like that Travis Browne one.
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Reminder that Overeem should be defending his belt this weekend.
#not,ychampion #stipetapped
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>>74458579
If he beats him in MMA, sure.
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>>74458580
Yes I did. Didn't you fail the history course that taught you what the Caucus mountains are?
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>>74458592
When you beat a guy, you take all his stuff. That's how it works. Dee's uterus, the belt, Ireland generally, all going to Mayweather.
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>>74458595
its Caucasus dummy
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>>74458562
That STEEOPIC IS A MOTHERFUCKA, YOU CAWKSUCKA
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Any here wanna have a good knock?
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>>74458607
In my tribal village we have traditionally referred to them as the Caucus mountains.
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>>74458615
I'll knock up your mother if you're not careful.
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>>74458573
*Cement shatters*
Heh...
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>>74458606
Tapping with pillows =/= beating.
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>>74458652
That's what I said about Diaz McGregor 2, but he still somehow managed a majority decision.
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Why must Struve suffer for the heavyweight division's sins? Why does Pontius Gooflet continue to punish the chosen lank?
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>>74458658
>turned his face into minced meat
>knocked him on his ass 3 times
Nice attempt at being clever.
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>>74457274
Since I queued for the waterfountain with Teymur at allstars last week Im putting a cheeky 10 on him and tony+woodley... It's like 2-3xmoney on all of them
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>>74458579
He has to beat him in MMA
Conor McGregor
1-0 Pro Boxing Record
15-1 UFC Record
30-3 MMA Record
First Undefeated Pro Boxer in The World
UFC Featherweight Champion
UFC Lightweight Champion
WBC super featherweight champion (130 lbs)
WBC lightweight champion (135 lbs)
WBC super lightweight champion (140 lbs)
IBF welterweight champion (147 lbs)
WBC welterweight champion (2×)
WBC light middleweight champion (154 lbs) (2×)
WBA (Super) light middleweight champion
WBA (Super) welterweight champion
WBO welterweight champion
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>>74458665
He ran the whole fight
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>>74458695
Yea, Nate must have slipped on his own blood while chasing after him, that's it.
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>>74458677
>He has to beat him in MMA
I'm pretty sure the regular rules don't apply, because you keep posting multiple weight classes that Conor will be the champion of if he somehow bribes Floyd to take a fall.
>>74458700
Nate was strategically pulling guard, nothing more.
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>>74458709
>beat Floyd in boxing
>take all his accomplishments as a boxer
Not a hard concept pal
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>>74458715
They are gonna close up boxing shop after Conor rides up into their favela
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>>74458709
Yea, we really need better judges, these take everything at face value.
>>74458711
>throughout the fight i'm thinking to myself: ''Jesus Christ, Nate is durable, if Conor lands a tenth of what he landed here on anyone else he'd kill them
>Conor proceeds to murder Edward on live television
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>>74457274
Upcoming events:
3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/10: LFA 6 - Junior vs Rodriguez
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson
3/25: Glory 39 - Doumbe vs Kongolo
3/25: Invicta FC 22 - Evinger vs Kunitskaya 2
3/31: EFN 62 - Pavlovich vs Sidelnikov
3/31: Bellator 175 - Rampage vs King Mo 2
4/8: UFC 210 - Cormier vs Johnson 2
4/8: Bellator 176 - TBA
4/14: Bellator 177 - Dantas vs Caldwell
4/15: UFC on Fox 24 - Waterson vs Namajumas
4/16: RIZIN 2017 IN YOKOHAMA - Kawajiri vs TBA
4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov
4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald
Previous thread: >>74454479
Thread theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2W_pmp5QTw
News:
>Our guy looking like an absolute munster at the UFC 209 open workouts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-PRoaCPMKg
>Ngannou vs Struve
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/03/report-francis-ngannou-vs-stefan-struve-in-the-works-for-ufcs-return-to-stockholm
>Woodley on Maia not getting a title shot
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/03/tyron-woodley-empathizes-to-an-extent-with-demian-maias-ufc-title-shot-snub
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Welterweight championship 2020 tbqh
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>>74458723
Mornin, spergy. What's giving you the will to live today?
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>>74458736
Those are some shitty graphics, wouldn't recognize either of them without name/tattoos
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>>74458677
Stop posting this shite, it ain't funny or clever or even trolling like Schaubposting
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>>74458715
>>take all his accomplishments as a boxer
You can't win a belt in a weight class you're not in. Not a hard concept, friendo.
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>>74458723
STOP SPAMMING THIS
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>>74458736
30 year old conor mcgregor will be a mistake. i think future gall takes him he'll just be hitting his prime by then. plz webm the whole fight
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>>74458756
I really don't like you Puerto Rico. You're a little bitch and should leave /heem/
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>>74458824
I don't like you either Mcgregor, you're everything that's wrong with the sport, Bisping is facing GSP because of you
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>http://mmajunkie.com/2017/03/champ-tyron-woodley-stephen-thompson-blessed-and-lucky-to-get-ufc-209-rematch#slideIdslide-18
Woodley is saying they aren't promoting him as a champion and all the promos are featuring Wonderboy as the centerpiece
Is he right heem?
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>>74458756
this
nobody thinks it's funny, heem yourself
>>74458744
>changing your online person to that of a more mature and serious person to reflect the "birth" of your imaginary daughter
i like it
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>>74458816
This is an old screenshot but I still have the created Mickey. I'll run a simulation when I get home
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>>74458834
>I'S BORN IN FERGUHSUN MISSOURAH
>endlessly bitches and race baits and plays the victim about literally everything despite having a pretty good life
Life is poetry.
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>>74457353
I've seen better hands on the kids they put on Bully Beat-Down holy shit
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>>74458839
awesome! thanks. i hope you have a good day btw
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>>74457353
/WINGERS/
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>>74458835
persona*
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>>74458861
Thanks man, you too
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>>74457274
>ufc 209 has been cancelled due to a racial incident involving tyrone woodley and stephen thomas
That's too bad :(
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I have nothing to do for two days, someone heem me I beg you
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>It's pretty much common agreement that Khalabib got touched in the first round against MJ
>Khalabib spergs going "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT NEVER HAPPENED HOW DARE YOU OMG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Sad!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoRuz3wGzJU
Forest Griffin confirms it.
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>>74458905
watch some of the other fights the fighters on the card have been in
https://www.mma-core.com/videos/David_Teymur_vs_Jason_Novelli_UFC_Fight_Night_92_Full_Fight_Part_1/10135448
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>>74458833
>supporting steroid users
I'm major against that
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>>74458918
Oh for sure don't support steroid abusers, dog.
>>
WHO GOT MY BACK
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>>74458954
I do, just not that SBG pleb
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>>74458961
Will smug rashad win?
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>>74457310
That sounds fucking disgusting.
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>>74458987
He has always found a way, lucky for him these judges won't be racist
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Conor McGregor - Full Belly
Full belly.
Fuuull belly.
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>>74459041
Ramon! Que mierda es un Conor McGregor?
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>>74459015
and still
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>>74459058
Me in the middle
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Khabib Niggamurdov
If Tony pulls out who do you send as a last min replacement
I would give it to full belly Ryan Hall
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>>74459089
if tony pulls out it will be after kebab taps
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>>74458723
You know I probably killed your family members in Iraq, right? It makes me smile thinking about the mudslimes I shot for my country.
>>
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Jeremy Stephens vs. Renato Carneiro Booked
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>>74458988
>muh fried organs and beanz in the mornin
Top lad.
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>>74459120
Thank you for your service.
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>>74459124
Literally who da fook ?
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>>74459124
looks like a dude
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how does she beat the roider claudia?
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I'm about to make my oatmeal. I take plain oatmeal, mix it with equal parts low sugar brown sugar oatmeal, add a little flaxseed meal, pour some milk, microwave for 90 seconds. Then when it's hot I add some locally sourced organic honey.
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>>74459120
my close family members all live in America, whiteboi
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>>74459015
I dont know why I find this image and image name so funny every time I see it
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>>74457274
You are a moron and should never post ever again.
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Does jessica candrade have any chance?
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>>74459179
sounds good
post a picture, if you don't mind, pham
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>>74459169
She doesn't
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>>74458179
Hunt vs Bigfoot 1
>this orgy child probably watches baseball
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>>74459183
This thread's OP is better than the sperg's
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>>74458834
Yes he's right.
Even in the embeddeds there's more focus on Thompson and he gets like a minute at most.
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>>74459179
That's great, Anon.
Live local, think global. You're a good lad.
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>>74459207
Not even Michael Jordan was allowed to play on the Chicago Whitesox. Lmao the UFC/MMA is literally a WWE tier sport.
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>>74458212
wonderboy looks like steph curry
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>>74458225
>6 weeks of pure footwork
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>>74459236
Beautiful work champ
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>>74459181
There's a good chance I killed your cousin or uncle though. My people have literally been blowing the fuck out of your people for 15 years. Mudslimes are really stupid when it comes to fighting wars.
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>>74458225
Was it nerves that made him gallop like this? I thought those didn't have an effect on him cause he'd wrestled in front of many people. Otherwise what's his excuse here?
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>>74459236
So this is the power of an SBG brown belt
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>>74458248
>tfw I genuinely thought this post was also about brazil
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>>74458917
watching vitor try to strike people off his back always makes me kek
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>>74459192
Ingredients
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Poor Struve..
>Press F
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whos going to miss smug rashad pulling the race card if he happens to lose against Wonderboy
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>>74459252
how does it feel knowing that there will be a muslim UFC champion in 2 (TWO) days
>>74459271
it's crazy to think about how long he's been around for
he has to be thinking about calling it a career sometime soon, do you think he'll retire after he loses to Gastelum
>>74459275
that honey looks fukken tasty, enjoy your meal
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>>74459295
>le smug rashad hehe xD
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>>74459181
I wonder what Alex Jones thought of this.
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>>74459295
I honestly feel like it might happen... hes counting wonderboy
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>>74458097
time to leave
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On sunday I told you nerds to buy ETH. It was at $13 on Sunday. Today it's at $18.
I guess you guys like being too poor to fly to Vegas and attend a UFC event.
I'm basically gonna be able to buy the UFC from WME IMG in a year at this rate.
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>>74459307
Wow Rashad, why so triggered
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>>74459283
RIP Stephan Strudel
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>>74459236
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>>74459246
HEAD MOOMEN
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>>74459353
cant be stopped cant be rocked cant be shook
when will you paddies learn
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>>74458560
>>74458573
struve said they wont fight because they were training partners months ago
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Is it safe to say if Bisping beats GSP he retires right there? I think it's a retirement fight for both
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>>74459407
He'll get one more meme fight against either Nick or Anderson, and then that'll be it.
MW is messed up completely cause by then guys like Romero/Jacare will have lost a step and everyone else will have their potential stunted.
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>>74459407
GSP might retire only if he gets blown up like Blowjob Pennis did
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Will Bisping even have a size advantage over GSP?
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>>74459437
Yes. A significant one.
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Realistically we can expect GSP/Bisping end of summer?
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NEW EMBEDDED:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZDXO4vMDac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZDXO4vMDac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZDXO4vMDac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZDXO4vMDac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZDXO4vMDac
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>>74459452
sure, i think it will be around UFC 213
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>>74459452
Earliest it will be is August.
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>>74459452
I doubt it. Dana said second half of 2017. So I would guess September-November.
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>>74459307
Will smug rashad win?
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>>74459460
>>74459471
>>74459473
MW division is literally BUTTFUCKED
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>>74459476
Yes, rashid will win
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>>74459229
>A 6'6 basketball player not being able to play at the professional level of a sport he should have nothing to do with validates two men using only their bodies in the purest form of athletic competition being on the same level as steriod soap opera
Also Bo Jackson was in the National Brain damage Football league and played spergball at the same time
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>>74458271
It's not a lucky shot, Rockhold got lazy and thought he had it in the bag. He didn't approach a title defence the same way he approached claiming it.
Just like when Werdum lost because he'd spent all week acting like a child, making silly faces.
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Been without internet the past few days lads, did I miss anything?
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>>74459515
ETH went from $13 to $19 and I'm the only one that profited.
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Even if wonderboy lose, he should get an immediate rematch, this time without any pizza on fight week
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>>74459506
>Just like when Werdum lost because he'd spent all week acting like a child, making silly faces
The funny thing about this is Luke made fun of Werdum for not taking his title defense seriously and then he went out there and fought with his chin high up in the air and got KO'd too
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>>74459515
Americans getting triggered
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>>74459515
This guy ducking contenders and fighting Georges St. Roiderre
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>>74459534
Not at Bisping, more so GSP. The moment Bisping becomes champ GSP wants to come back. We all wanted the Silva fight years ago but never got it because GSP was SHOOK
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/heem/'s boys part 2
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>>74459533
Exactly. Everyone underestimates Bisping because he is average in terms of everyone else, but his consistency and heart are god-tier. I was eager for the Bisping v Romero match up because I wanted to see if Yoel could smash Bisping hard enough.
GSP v Bisping still interests me because it is a fight of great all rounders.
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>>74459552
GSP is also shook about fighting Tyron. That's why he asked for Bisbong cause it's a winnable fight for him.
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>>74459534
limpwristed canadians and poofter british "men" are shook
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Gooby.
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>>74459580
>because it is a fight of great all rounders.
LMAO
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>>74459459
>that loli getting a gift from Khabib
>that white cuck supporting Woodley
baka pham
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>>74459609
>not supporting our 209 boys
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>>74459609
Stop race-baiting on /heem/
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Gooby!
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>tfw no women's fights on the main card
Feels good mon
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>>74459648
Have sex
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http://www.cbssports.com/mma/news/ufc-209-three-reasons-why-stephen-thompson-will-beat-tyron-woodley-for-the-belt/
WOODLY FAGS BTFO!!!!
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>>74459648
>triggered by women
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>>74459659
Don't reply to my posts with your shitty memes.
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G O O B Y
O
O
B
Y
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>>74459597
:^)
I meant consistent, it's 5am here and I am sleep deprived as fuck.
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>>74459677
Have sex
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>>74459683
spaingod, thoughts on shook jacarafags in /heem/?
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>>74459672
>cbssports
wgaf
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WMMA is trash
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Lmao
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Wonderboy will win by KO after Tyrone gases in the 2nd round
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I hope rashad wins and retires, he hasn't had a good performance in so long now.
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FUCK BISPING
U
C
K
B
I
S
P
I
N
G
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>>74459709
Girls have cooties and have to sit down when they pee lol !
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>>74459734
They also bleed when angry
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>>74459722
>he'll ko him this time you'll see!!
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>Wonderboy will win by KO after Tyrone gases in the 2nd round
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>>74459699
Tell them I am their DADDY. I don't spend time thinking of physical and mental MANLET losers, yeh.
Imma hit the gym now, lads. I'll give you reports on my progress as an athlete and a prospect when I return, for my coach says it's time I seriously start considering competition.
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>>74459709
t./r9k/
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>>74459725
Can you make a trip so I can filter out your posts? Your autism stands out even in a sea of autism. I look forward to your shitty unfunny reply.
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Lmao obsessed loser
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>>74459761
Grow up.
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>>74459764
>jacarefags melting with anger
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>>74459741
You will see
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHP4Bj2W0O0
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>>74459761
>Triggered by women
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>>74459771
>>74459783
And the obvious samefagging too, you always do this. Why do you samefag on an anonymous board? It's weird.
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>>74459804
Surely Conrad is worth more than that?
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>>74459801
What's wrong with you?
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>>74459817
"Look at me I have a computer and a phone."
- a pathetic loser
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>>74459815
Magiga rents everything and has no real estate or investments.
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>>74459817
>trying this hard
I'll wait for your other reply a minute after this post.
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>>74459823
Lmao
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wmma is objectively better than male mma
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>>74458207
pipe down, yea?
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No one at AKA deserves success or happiness.
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>>74459839
This
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>>74457380
are they even capable of hurting each other? i mean the stopage was from "strikes" the strength of a child
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MMA: Where high school teachers are professional athletes
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Imagine triggering someone this hard just by posts on a screen.
Go to bed ya loser.
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why is /heem/ on edge this fine day? we're all friends here, dont fight guys!
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what's the best fight this weekend
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>>74459859
Rich Franklin was pretty good
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>>74459875
Lando vs some bum.
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>>74459875
Khabib vs Cuckuy
Heem vs Hunto
Wonderbread vs Tyrone
in that order
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>>74459795
Thanks brah
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>>74459870
This Aussie dude is triggered by me (and women) and I didn't even do that much to upset. Very sad!
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>>74459903
Why did hunto fight someone who has a history of steroid usage? I worry about that boy.
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>>74459916
Look at this American afflicted by a lifetime of never having sex! Many such cases!
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WHO GOT MY BACK
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>>74459933
I gotcho back!
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>>74459942
WHO GOT MY BACK
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>>74459875
ferguson cuckbib
woodley twinkerboy
hunt glass chin
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>>74459967
That's troubling.
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>>74459994
Why?
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Am I the only guy in here who views the Khabib vs. Tony fight to be very lopsided? In Ferguson's favor of course.
My consensus isn't based on flawed mma math. I'm just picking up these little hunches that Tony is carrying zero pressure and boundless confidence, accompanied by a gameplan that'll catch quite a few of us off guard.
Whereas Khabib has been the media guy, the shit-talking guy, the twitter guy, the negotiations guy, the patriot who is carrying an entire nation on his shoulders for this event. The pressure is accumulating.
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>>74459459
khabemdded
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Khabib fans > Gooby Fans
Allahu akabar
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>>74459253
either he was shook by Mickey or he just doesnt know how to fight
i say both
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>>74460064
Ferguson is going to get cracked by one of Khabib's looping bullshit uppercuts, become a panic wrestler and get his arm broken in the first.
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>>74460064
Yes everyone who knows MMA knows that Tony is the more well rounded fighter. Khabib's striking is on the level of Mickey Gall but his grappling is other-worldly and that's where the advantage comes in.
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>>74460064
>an entire nation on his shoulders
how about an entire religion on his shoulders.
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>>74460083
>Ferguson getting rocked by Khabib
I think not friendo. The opposite is way more likely. Your boy getting that neck snatched.
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>>74459967
it just means god willing
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>>74460103
>>74460071
>Muslims
heh
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>>74460103
be careful
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Can Khabib do what Fedor failed to do?
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boys, where the fuck is the chris?
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>>74460071
weird to see khabibs blonde russian fans and these caramel skins dudes in the same place. What does this mean heem?
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>>74460102
tony does not have KO power, he TKOs people.
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El Cu Cuy could have got some fans if he went to mass yesterday and got his ashes. Coulda played up the Catholicism vs Islam angle.
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>>74460194
It means they like khabib because they can identify with him one way or another
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>letting the blonde qt near the khabib "girls who are nine are really fine" nurmagomedov
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>>74460210
You will not divide us.
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>>74460174
In training camp. He is heeming Mousasi in five weeks.
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>>74460220
>Pedophiles in my /heem/
You have to leave.
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PRE FIGHT PRESSER WITH TYRONE, WB, KHABIB, AND EL KEKY IS LIVE
https://youtu.be/hHP4Bj2W0O0
https://youtu.be/hHP4Bj2W0O0
https://youtu.be/hHP4Bj2W0O0
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>>74460102
>implying Khabib shoots in such a way as to allow Ferguson to catch a darce
He never leaves his head out in the open.
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>>74460233
t. bismillah crew
which one are you?
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If Ferguson heems habib and then yells out Wheres your Allah at? Can he be our guy?
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>>74460246
You just accused Khabib of being a pedo while also being a pedo yourself. I don't get it.
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>>74460257
Be serious this is not joke
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>>74460257
I don't think Tony is an edgy polturd like you bro.
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>>74460257
100%
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>>74460260
its a joke achmed
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>>74460276
Thought jokes were meant to be funny. You ended up just insulting yourself in the process.
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>>74460287
if you were allowed to have a sense of humor you'd get it, abdul
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>>74460291
You are a literal pedophile who thinks is a comedian.
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I don't think khabib actually thinks he's representing Islam and shit, it just looked like he had to say something along those lines because he didn't want to disappoint those fans
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>>74460324
hello spergOP, bad excuse tho
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is khabib, dare I say, being careful?
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>>74460324
yeah right, look at the other muzzie fighters
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Can't fucking wait for gsp to win this fight then fucking maul yoel Romero
Sick and tired of stupid Reddit babbies pretending he's some washed up old man and yoel is fucking Goku or something
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>>74460349
yoel beats goku
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>>74460349
Yoel is a tank bruh, I don't think gsp could take him down.
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>>74460339
Why are you so triggered by muslim fighters?
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>>74460349
>he's some washed up old man
He sure fights like one.
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>>74460330
Yup
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>>74460370
>American education
I'm clearly talking about gsp
>>74460357
>>74460361
He's simply the latest in a long line of Reddit memes that will quickly be forgotten about
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>>74458367
They clearly try to please Swedish cuck-crowd by bringing in another Blacked-performance after Gus got manhandled by Rumble last time.
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>>74460226
mousasi by upkick
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>>74460386
You guys know that when he says "New" he means "one the current thread is finished," right guys?
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Buncha monosyllabic grunts ITT
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/thread
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>>74460533
would never happen
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REEM bless lads
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