Official NRL Season Opener Thread.

*pisses in mouth*

>It's another let's open the season by having the Premiers play away in Brisbane episode

>>74454354
Sharks are at home.

THREE MORE SPOTS IN TIPPING LADS PLEASE JOIN

>329346

5 hours left

>>74454379
Fuck I've been watching too many American sports

>>74454748
Also last year's season opened with Broncos v Eels in sydney.

>Watching 2 teams who both got BTFO by the Super League

>>74454648

I'm pretty sure the tipping has an unlimited number of spots.

>>74454784
oh

Nice poomunity

>>74454782
This.

This game is a fucking joke, watching 2 loser clubs who embarrassed the country. At least they're getting it out if the way early

>you now remember 2016 Roosters

>>74455099
Watching there games in fox last year was so bad. Because they were shit yet were still getting their dicks sucked.

I'm almost certain Mark Gasnier is gay for Mitchell Pearce

Supercoach is hard this year everyone is so expensive

>>74455193
what's your rd1 proj?

>>74455220
928 lol, yours?

Got a lot of shitty cheapies and still only have 50k left over.

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Quick reminder that I will crush everybody

>>74455285
>having money left over
>laughing Thurstons.jpeg

>>74455193

Everyone is expensive because they scaled prices up to match the higher salary cap.

*loses sc*

*wins sc*

Overall is the only prize worth chasing. H2H hips are for the weak.

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What's for lunch lads?

>>74455310
Dont you find it hard to trade later if you have no money leftover?

>>74455375
Cigarettes and depression

>>74455375

Lmao look at that bean standing up by itself.

>>74455389
stop looking in the mirror desu

>>74455384
please watch our sport

>>74455384
will you be free in a few hours?

>>74455395
HAHAHAHAHAHAA

Just got BTFO.

*get btfo*

>>74455346
I play for Brothers.

finally the footy is back!

who here posts on front row forums?

>>74454648
What site is that with again?

any lads in here on Newstart that can help me?

raiders signed former good player dave taylor lads

>>74455544
I only read the expansion discussion forum. Some good laughs there. Like splitting the league back into the NSWRL and QRL so that the Bears and the Jets can be brought back.

>>74455566
yeah ama

>>74455611

do you have to be registered with a jobseeking place for 12 months before you have to do work for the dole?

i was on youth allowance while i was fulltime at UNI, then i was on newstart for 4 months and registered with a jobprovider before i got a job. now im unemployed again, so im looking to go back on newstart - so just wondering do you have to have actually had a job plan, etc for it to count toward your time before you do WFTD

>>74455638
i can't read

Is this the year that based handsome intelligent Roosterman becomes a triple crown SC champ?

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>>74454283
Go Sharks!

>>74455813
>tfw only half a century left until next premiership

>>74455813

That's a female on the left.

>1800 Pooman sponsor Semi Radradra
>missed the opportunity of sponsoring Nate Myles

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Who got their SC Diploma?

watching millionaire hotseat and there's already a gay guy and a lesbian on it

>>74456042
If it weren't for the press Eddie would be making jokes about it too

thinking of applying for this, what do you think?

http://www.nrl.com/About/NRLHQ/CareersattheNRL/CareerOpportunities/tabid/12739/Default.aspx?ja-job=553379

>>74455403

Elite post

>>74455438

Another Elite post

>>74456083

What did you make of my Hayley Westenra posts?

>>74456075
I just applied

CQ University.

>>74456108
got qualifications?

>>74456095

I'll go rate them lad, there was some garbage posting in there about how successful she was and some disgusting Lizzy Garbagely posts as well.

>>74456119
I'm legally an abo and I finished school, so yes

>>74456134

Basedley Bestenra was objectively successful though.

>>74456061
>they just kissed
gross

Sharks
Storm
Tigers
Panthers
Cowboys
Roosters
Warriors
Eels

Cunts which site are we doing the footy tipping on

>>74456205

Daily Telegraph SuperCoach

>>74456205
Daily Telegraph but ESPN footytips is better.

>>74456207
whats the code ? 329346 doesn't seem to work

Canberra is such a shithole.

>>74456214

It should work. Make sure you're on the tipping tab.

>>74456224
My bad, thanks for the tip

>tfw when you have an ELITE SC side

This IS my year

>>74454283
What a shit poomunity you have here

>>74456448
>angry poomoans beat me despite scoring 1700 points less
>schedule babbies don't exist

>>74454782
>thinks NRL sides put everything into a nothing tournament made to build supporters for SL

>thinks beating an NRL side that just finished a gruelling season, travelled 17hrs to a shit unfamiliar climate, then plays on an inferior field not even up to regulation, is an achievement

Come down under mate

>>74456448
Man I forgot all about that, hence why I came last most likely

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Stealing someone's team lads

>>74455300
>newfag thinks projections are accurate

>>74456448
Sad to see Gummi Bears RLC in 11th

>>74456448

Competition looks much better this year. At first glance there don't seem to be as many immediate writeoffs.

Alright is there anyone who seriously wants a spot in the league? There are a few guys who volunteered to leave if anyone else wanted the spot more.

>>74456596
Convict was here last night wanting to get in.

Is livestream working for anybody?

>>74456596
I was in it last year. TOOBIGTOOSTRONG
I came 2nd and now you're all scared

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Here is my team lads

I feel real shit that i'm picking Whare, Kelly, Uate and Moga.

However, I think trades aren't as valuable in H2H, so i'm happy to make 4 corrective trades before price rises.

All the "experts" are saying make sure you pick smith, but manly have lost Buhrer, Parcell, and Leary and are only running Brown on the bench. Brown will only play 20 minutes at hooker and be the first person to shift to the centres if any of 1-7 get injured. So I think with Korisau's pricing at ~350k, he is undervalued when he should be playing 60-80 with some massive upside and cheeky dummy half tries.

I went with pritchard because seggy is looming at the sharks ( and they mortimer), but at the same time, I can make that corrective trade down to brailey if needed

With the rest of the forwards, I didn't pick with origin in mind but team diversification. you could probably take any 3 2RF there and be alright

>>74456633
Matt detected.

>>74456633
That there is a shit team

>>74456633
>trades aren't as valuable in H2H,

You may be mistaken

>>74456637
>no idris

I don't think sp m8

>/nrl/ Twelves (2 spots left)
379740

>/nrl/ Private Group
http://supercoach.dailytelegraph.com.au/nrl/classic/group?cic=493352

>Tipping
329346

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-03-02/tiwi-islands-sistagirls-prepare-to-wow-sydney-mardi-gras/8314132

KEK

Anyone else want in on the 12's? If it's not full by lockout I'm going to add Sangster and Gorden Tallis

>>74456678
They are more valuable in overall score than in H2H, this is a fact. In an ideal world, where everyone has elite teams and good planning they would be equal, but this is not the case.

In H2H there WILL always be 3 shitcunts that give up halfway through the season. If you have not played them after they have given up, you do not need to use your trades during these weeks. You should only be concerned with winning your H2H matchups and future H2H matchups, not statpadding.

Also, come origin time, you may not need to use 4 trades each week, because your happy with having 15 players vs your opponent who hasn't planned as well as you with 11. This is not the case when pushing for the top score, when you may need to maximise your current scoring at the expense of having extra players to pick from during H2H finals

>>74456739
can you change the league to 10?

>season opener
>93 post
>29 posters

/nrl/ should be banned.

Can anyone test if livestream is working? I'm just getting a constant buffer, want to know if it's just me.

>>74456757
we're all at the game m8

>>74456763
watch it live and free on 9.

>>74456766
I plan to, but I need livestream for later in the season because I'm a pleb without Foxtel, I just want to test it now so there are no issues when I want to watch my team.

>>74456772
How bad is the data usage on it?

Also you're probably way too early.

Great to be back faggots. Up up cronulla.

Miss you cunts
Broncos will win with two try lead

>>74456778
Normally it has a Stay Tuned graphic, right now it's just constantly buffering.

May as well just kick pooramatta, broncgods and danny now. They all have shit teams and will likely give up after the first 2 weeks

t. hacker that has seen their teams

>>74456797
Maybe, time's a bit short these days. Dunno how consistently I can keep up with SC. But I'll definitely be doing tipping.

Made a joke side league with all the 'experts' in it if anyone is interested. Might be a good time.

716742

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnpO_RTSNmQ

>>74456817
I joined

weird feeling that the broncs are on premiership watch already t b h

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doing a poo lads

Got a good schedule this year

Who based /reddit/ here lads

weird feeling remembering the milne v moga discussion poosterkid started all those years ago

>>74456833
kek

KEK

K E K

>Australian humour
DUDE
POO
LMAO

Any streams lads? i dont have a tv atm so I can even watch f2a footy.

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Where are my /superleague/ bros at?

WalkBro City BroncGods.

>poonulla

Kill this thread please.

why livestream being a dog cunt

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>>74456871

>poocos

>>74456877
this

Luke Lewis is elite as fuck

>>74456900
>implying
Poopiss is past it

>>74456905

two time premiership player cuntfuck

Im not even racist but seriously fuck muslims

they dont even try to integrate here

>>74456915
t. real australian

>>74456912
one of those was 14 years ago. He is past it. Fact.

>>74456905
>linebreak and try assist within first 3 touches

>>74456915

based

loving all the /rug/ memes in this thread

>>74456927
>one of those was 1 year ago. He is elite. Fact.

>gallen literally invisible so far
kek

>>74456941
carried by a good team

>>74456915
>Muslims
>race

>>74456927
>le disagree with everything posted gimmick

Lol did you honestly think no one would notice. Try again m8

>7:30 right now
>turn on footy
>it has already been going for 20 minutes

REEEE

>>74456948
>i'm too retarded to work out daylight savings

>>74456948
>queenslander
Ugh

>>74456929
wow, good tackle luke lewis

duhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>74456949
>I'm retarded for forgetting that that retarded system exists

KEK

Based Wade

>>74456957
nice shoulder charge

>>74456921
im actually an ABC but srsly they just shit the place up

they dump their shit in other peoples lawns
they leave trollies in the middle of the road
they park in other peoples spaces
they invite their entire family tree of 600 cousins to have parties in their 2BR unit until 4am
in unit complexes they block the stairs with their prams because they cant be fucked to take them up
they have about 1 kid every 3 months and dont know how to discipline them

the other week this muzzie started pounding on my door in huge huff yelling at me for parking in his car space, I told him 'no' and fuck off. Turns out if was another muzzie that was in his space

>refball
>for the Broncos

Woah...

>>74456962
Sounds like you just live near poor people 8

First game of the season and the refs are blatantly ducking bronco dick

>>74456967
>>74456964
bullshit

>>74456970
See
>>74456946

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>74456972
i disagree

2easy

Bet $100 on One Nation receiving at least 12% vote in the lower house in the WA state election AMA

dead poomunity

>>74456996
What are you going to do with all your winnings?

Edrick Lee is genuine trash

I missed the first half hour. Did Broncos really get a penalty in the first 5 minutes again and who got first try?

Livestream looks to be fucked lads. There's no tv outlet in my moms basement what do?

>>74457016
No and Kahu

Another year and the nrl prices once again that it's the worst officiated sport on the planet

>>74457022
>the nrl prices once again that
intelligent post.

>>74456996
Maybe buy a Nintendo Switch

>>74457017
a proxy, or cricfree or some other shit streaming site

>>74457016
Penalty count is like a million to 2 in favour of the ponies

>this bundie rum ad

Jesus christ lads

Thursday night threads are always dead, newcunts.

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>>74456996

did you get on trump lad?

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Friendly reminder that Wigan Warriors are the best team in the world.

>>74457024
Mobile posting like a true retard. But at least I'm not a tripfag

>>74457035
>this freshcunt

kek

KEK

>>74457035
Every thread has been dead since ch9 stopped getting saturday games.

>>74457041
Poorfag public school babby fresh off the boat from Facebook and Reddit detected. End your "life".

>>74457037
I did actually. Only about $100 bet as well

>>74457049
I only bet 10 bucks. The regret hurts.

>imploding slater is ever going to play a game of rugby league football again

>>74457062
Good post.

>>74457062
He'll play one game and blow his paper machè shoulder out for good

>erins tits look bigger

Well well well, looks like I might start watching agai...

>Glance up at her face
>shes already turned into a haggedly grandma

ew. will probably give it a miss

>>74457074
Everytime you see her fucked face just look at your mum's tits or imagine then so you can get through looking at her gross face.

>>74457074
Virgin detected.

>implying you wouldnt fuck her anyway

Jayden Brailey looking good lads.

You didn't choose Gaysa Bitchard instead, did you?

poonulla are already finished lads

>>74457082
I have 2 dads m8

>>74457094
My only sharks player

No regrets

>>74457104
One of the sorriest starts to a title defence I have ever seen.

>>74457094
>mfw started with both

>>74457011
Dubs of truth

>tfw Moga was the decoy

thaiday is fat

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>tfw i only tipped the broncos by 7

stream link?

Chad Townsend is a good player.

>>74457142
>tfw originally tipped Sharks, then switched to Broncos
>then back to Sharks

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>nrl cameras

>>74457151
Elite post

>spirit fingers in 2017

why can't i see anyone else's team or score in sc?

>>74457141
>yfw thaiday is a spokesman for a program to improve abbo eating habits

>>74457168

Incompetent site management. Should be fixed by tomorrow.

Fell for the Monga meme

fifita should have penalised

>>74457200

Fifita is not a referee. Be cool if he was though.

bullshit try. didn't touch the line

I would not have awarded that try if I was employed the National Rugby League.

>>74457210

I would

>>74457203
He'd bring back the biff

>season opens with two sides that won't make the finals

just woke up lads

What's the NRL narrative this year?

>>74457228

Manly's glorious rebirth

>>74457228

According to my analysis, it is the Warriors' year

>>74457228
rise of the green machine dynasty

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>>74457217
>Cronulla won't make the finals
>Bris won't make the finals

>I seriously hope you don't make this implication

>>74457228
>>74457228
Sharks back to back is what they'll try to force.

>>74457228
Hayne memes Titans to gf only to lose to elite Raiders

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>>74457228
NANI!?

thanks for the 28 points, fifita

Gerald isn't as good as his brother kurtley

>>74457236
>signing dave taylor
>anything rising except the number on the scales

Broncucks Ltd.

So lucky.

KEK

Based McGuire

Elite tactics by McGuire there

Still a a better kicker than a hunt

>>74457265
Aaron Hunt?

>elite defending from elite lewis

McGuire is the greatest ball playing lock in the NRL right now.

MILF

Absolute defensive disaster from Luke Lewis on milford.

very sad to see someone fall so low.

>>74457228
Shitney teams dominate again.
NSW win origin.

Danny working his magic on Lewis.

Luke Poopiss with another master stroke

Sad!

>>74457155
This. Sick of these replays looking down the field.

>opening game of the season
>dead thread
>dead poomunity
Terrible!

>win a scrum against the feed
>Nah mate take it back

If you were an NRL player what would you get as your tramp stamp?

Who will win the premiership lads?

>>74457307
Cronulla fan here.

Raiders.

>>74457307

broncs will go through undefeated

Commentators are praising checcin for not overpenalising but the count is 10-5. They're told not to criticise the refs yeah?

>tfw your supercoach players underperform

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>>74457307

Manly

Moga 37.

Hmm...

>>74457346

Fifita got about 65 based on other sites stats, so I assume other players were underscored as well.

>>74457346
>tfw your supercoach players overperform

WTF I HATE BUNDY RUN NOW

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>>74457349
based fucking manly m8

Can't wait for elite muscular based Professor to give us his latest jokes

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>>74457375
>mfw October

Why didn't any of you drop kicks tell us Matty Johns had a new show

>>74457409
Who?

>>74457412
LE MATT XDXD

>>74457409
>not being more excited for this than footy

Based tinydickedfob just dropped some SuperCoach knowledge bombs lads.

http://www.baka.com.au/comment/all-nrl-clubs-should-axe-their-cheerleaders-20170301-guoofa.html
Discuss

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>broncos are on top of the ladder once again

>>74457529
Who can possibly stop this runaway train of domination?

>>74457544
sean

Eto Nabuli dominating the Super Rugby. How does /nrl/ keep producing so many good union players?

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>>74457621
walkcunt looks like Bobby Hill

KEK

>>74457621
Who gave this guy a pen license? His handwriting is shit.

>>74457621
>walkie is a racist

Feeling a little disappointed lads

>>74457683
walkGOD not walkALLAH

buying paul gallen was a mistake

>>74457786
Now yes, in 5 weeks time, no.

>>74457228
Mitchell Pearce redemption

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vonnie

>>74457706
walkBUDDHA

>>74457786
I will buy him in 6 weeks when he is 100k cheaper

Walkpill.

walkBROTHER

enjoying the new sour super doopers

catalans vs widnes

>>74458042
stream?

>>74457833
“Experts” predict this every 2 years

>>74458133
Happened in '13 anyway

Nah.

>>74463765
>>74463765
>>74463765

>can't even reach 300 replies
KEK

Nice poomunity you have here

>>74467728
Literally "this"

>literally everyone in the league has mcguire
kys

>During the course of an argument between Kenny and his ex-partner, Kenny sprayed water from a water bottle onto her face and body. Kenny returned a short time later and, whilst still arguing, poured the contents of a raspberry vodka cruiser bottle over the complainant and the bed.

Why are NRL players so violent and out of control?

>>74467841

Not me :)

>>74468291
>wasting a cruiser

He must have been super angry

>>74467841
How are you looking at other people's sides m8?

>>74467841
>plop poopire

>>74467841
I don't, went with Jarrod Wallace instead

>>74468416
On the supercoach website

Ryley Jacks Ltd.

>poofters here told me not to get Korbin Sims
>56 points from base stats

>it's 4.30pm
>friday night footy has started
Hmm...

>>74468793
>tfw can't watch it because the jews cracked down on the livestream loophole

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>>74468810
Get the Foxtel Play free trial. You can use it indefinitely.

>>74467841
not me la. Everyone probably has Bromwich though

>>74468821
>Just sign up for foxtel good goy

Sounds like a trick

>>74468779
A 56 average will only increase his value by 55-60k. You need to be targetting players that will make 150k+ at this stage.

He may be useful come origin and into the last few weeks as a POD in the 3rd/4th FRF position in your team

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>>74468861
It's a trial m8, you don't pay for it.

Then you sign up for the free trial again with a new email address and can use it indefinitely.

How come Ken Edwards gets a 7 week suspension while Kirisome Auva'a got a 22 week suspension?

>>74468864
He may have gotten extra game time because of Glenn getting concussed.

Which of you industrious cunts is going to fill the market where livestream left off

dont you want neet clickbait bux?

Lads,

Jarrod Wallace or Scott Bolton?

>>74468970
Get both.

They will both make 200k easily

>>74468970
Bolton? Are you related to the singer?

>>74468980
Good post.

>Belmore

Why are the Bulldogs so obsessed with this shithole?

Does anyone really actually care about this shitstain in a hotel corridor tier sport?

Surely to yahweh some cunt can figure out how to make livestream work

Theres always a nerd cunt who figures out how to do that kinda shit

>>74468977

Elgey or Te Maire Martin?

belmore sports park? its belmore sports ground you cunts

>>74469002
Elgey.

Martin will NOT score highly due to GOAThan Cleary.

>>74468999
It's not quite livestream but vipleague.co has a HD stream that seems to be decent

What a pathetic post. I made this joke the last time he talked about this shit and YOU desperately copied me kek

bloke i dislike got a new job at fox and does commentary on nrl footage

makes me hate life ama

>Round 1
>Playing at some shit tier suburban park
>Can't even fill half of it

This is why AFL is laughing at us

is mcclean going to cripple a white boy tonight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7SDeR01NPU&feature=share

Is that a try assist for Addo Carr?

Imagine if you actually let Josh Addo-carr go

Josh Abo Carr will explode this year and for some reason I didn't pick him

>>74469072
imagine if hired and kept farah for 10 years

>>74469072
Don't worry, Tigers have the million dollar man, Suli.

I really like the long sleeve Storm jersey.

DES IS FINISHED

THE ALL LEB BOARD OF DIRECTORS ARE GONE

THE RETURN OF THE WHITE MAN AT BULLDOGS HQ IS IMMINENT

HAHAHAHAHAHAA

Is Japan still undefeated with a perfect record against South Africa?

Will they ever play each other again?

Bromwich ded
FUCK

>tfw Bromwich in my sc side

if you break your thumb how do you wank? like use your finger to finger your ass?

>>74469127
Other hand mate

Remember when the Bulldogs let Ennis and Cook go to keep Lichaa?

>>74469149
Remember when they signed up 500 refugee families as members to inflate their membership?

Remember when they didn't sign a SINGLE established player except injured morris for the past few years?

>>74469051
It's raining?

Joshy did nothing wrong. So misunderstood.

>>74469166
Wouldn't be a problem at ANZ

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http://www.baka.com.au/rugby-league/league-news/why-the-canterbury-bulldogs-are-giving-nrl-memberships-to-refugee-families-20151212-glm8en.html

Based Vunivalu
Always wondered why nobody tries to jump over defenders

>>74469149

It was to *get* Lichaa.

>>74469186

White (and brown) men can't jump like Vunivalu can.

Remember when the bulldogs made the top 4 once since Des and he became the supercoach even those 8th 7th 6th 5th is exactly the same as coming last

>>74469201

He was a supercoach since his Manly days.

Are short kick offs when youre 12 behind in the first half elite?