Zlatan apparently wants to stay for 2 more seasons after this one.

>the only thing manure fans can cheer is Zlatan scoring goals while their team remains sixth (6th)

>>74453034
they have one match less, so there's that. that 6th place is deceitful

>>74453071
>deceitful

So they aren't currently sixth?

>spics

>>74452999
Pls based trips don't let me down dammit

>>74453034
They beat B'mouth and that's Liverpool 6th.

>>74453604
Liverpool would be lucky to end the season at 6th. I wouldn't be surprised if they drop as low as 10th.

>>74453126
Wow 5th!? thats like above liverpool, well done mou. 200 gorillion spent, let that sink in. >>74453604

>>74453737
Arsenal are in free fall too. I can see United finishing as high as 4th.

>>74453737
The point is not that it's good, the point is that it's not 6th, as was asserted.

>caring about a cum slurping sport

>>74453896
but we don't care about concussionegg

>>74453071
You don't have points before you earn em bud. I thought even that was the case in eurocuckland

>Ibra will finally win the CL within the next 2 years

>>74452999
>6th place is wrecking the PL for manure fans

>>74455125

>united
>qualifying for the CL

LOL

ZLATAN LMAO XD

Literally United'a only good player. I've already told people - as long as Mourinho is manager I don't support them. He is a has been without any passion. The United squad is such a mediocre, boring group of players right now. You could build a league winning XI on what the Manchester clubs have spent this season.

No! please come to MLS!

>>74453896
>says the amerifat in a football thread

>>74452999
Realistically, where else can he go with a huge pay whilst winning trophies?
Maybe unfinished business in Spain and go to Madrid?

>>74456026
Mata, Mhiki?

>>74456026
>Literally United'a only good player
>Carrick, Valencia, De Gea, Mata, Mkhitaryan aren't good

>>74453101
based retarded amerishart

>>74455937
walk on

>>74457500
LA Galaxy

>>74453071
>false six

>>74457837
fucking kek

>>74452999
>tfw two more seasons of le stat pad against teams fighting relegation

Why change the habit of a lifetime I guess.

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>tfw your job is just to greet """celebrities""" at the training ground these days

What must it feel like for Rooney? Does all the money numb him to the embarrassment? He's 31, now terrible, on his way out, and replaced in the team as striker AND leader by a 35 year old.

>>74457857
>by a 35 year old.

this is the most important bit, he must have realised by now it's not because they wanted someone younger, it's because he's lost it.

>>74457857
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>>74457857
that hair transplant was money well spent

>>74453034
He's ruining any fluidity united have going forward

I'm happy to let them keep him so he can score more against fucking southampton and bournemouth