WASHINGTON WIZARDS @ TORONTO RAPTORS GAMETHREAD

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The First Annual Shookening Classic sponsored by Mobb Deep and Nintendo

Let's do it Raptors bros

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>>74451876

who has the shookening currently?

RAAAAAAAAPTIIIIIIEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS! LETS GO!

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>>74451937

wall had it, then it went to okafor and now they both have it

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getting /comfy/ broskinators

lets go raptors :3 :3 :3 :3 :3

>>74451979

Did Jennings already sign will the Wizards?

AHHHHHHH AIRBALL

>>74451996

1.2 mill, not bad deal desu better than sato

Wall is such a fucking bitch

Ibaka was such a good pickup, him and DeRozan are a good match

Both of these cities are 3rd world shitholes.

>>74452040
toronto is one of the nicest cities i've ever visited. buffalo here.

>that Wall pass

muh dick

>>74452040
DC is great if you know where to go. All the crime is in SE

>>74452055
Buffalo is the kind of city that makes Cleveland look good so not a good reference point.

>>74452040
Toronto is leagues better than the black hell hole of DC.

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>>74452040
>He doesn't live in a comfy, gentrified neighborhood in the DC Metro area

not sure if gortat is underrated
or john wall is just good

so if i buy a figurine from itty bitty ballers did JV actually paint it or is that just a commercial

>>74452074
Actually I DO live in DC Metro area, Maryland to be particular. But DC itself is below Mogadishu tier.

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what the fuck kinda mascot is this? raptors don't even make a sound, do they?

AND OOOOONE

>>74452080
gortat is probably the most slept on center in the league. he's absolutely crucial on both ends of the floor

>>74452080
Gortat is underrated and improved his game this year.

>>74452095
I live in VA. I don't live in the district because I'm not black and/or a hipster but I like it every time I go there.

I wouldn't live there though. Too expensive.

Raptors tend to start games slow.

They need to get their big men early touches instead of their guards.

Wally's jumper is looking good

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>>74452118
f u you're just mad your basketball team isn't awesome enough represented by a goddamn velociraptor

>paying real life canadian bucks for Carroll

Raptors are fucked, John is free of the shookening

Can someone explain the Mario meme to me?

>>74452188
>lost against the Sixers
>could only beat the Warriors without KD and the rest of his team shooting lights out while he was 30% FG%

>free

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>Raptors down early

Feel like I've seen this before.

MATT

FUCKING

BONNER

Is Kobe jr Elite?

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>Kelly Oubre in the game

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Hurry up and get a 17-point lead so the Raptors can come back and beat you in the 4th Quarter

Potlel sighting

DeRozan is literally Kobe
I can squint and it looks like Kobe in a Raptors uniform
pls come back kobr

>*EEH!*

Nice defence, DeMar. Just give Oubre and open 3.

KEK AT SATO

fuck john wall im taking this shit myself

>>74452242
Kobe hates Canada

DeFrozen with 0% will

PJ TO POTLEL
DEAL WITH IT

POTLEL

oubre pretty handsome no homo

PJ TO POTLEL

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good to see PJ doing well on a good team

>>74452288
Looks like XXXtentacion

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>>74452306
I feel the same with Ibaka.

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me on the bottom left

>>74452308

lol i was thinking the same thing he just needs to wear more eyeliner and fuck some woman up like XXX

>>74452324
I went on a date with this girl once

>>74452336
Lucky...

>>74452336

did you fuck or nah

>>74452336
Me too thanks

>>74452336
fucking kys every post you make is shit

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>>74452336
did u smash?

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>life as a wizards fan

tucker :(

>>74452340
>>74452341
>>74452344
>>74452361


Nice girl but a bit of an air head desu familia. Didn't bother going out again. Also she's not the girl in that pic

Flagrant 1 pls

How the fuck are they still reviewing this?

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>>74452118
skreonk

>>74452381
Bitch

These refs look like they should be cops on Family Matters

>that asian ballgirl

Raptors second quarters are cancer

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>>74452418

:3


>>74452373

i know b

The day of reckoning is here, leafs.

You were unprepared for secret weapon Jason smith

I would have preferred to keep Ross and trade Powell

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>fight for your country
>be only white guy in stadium

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>>74452439
nigga you dumb

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THICC

>>74452457
when was the last time he has been nuclear? shit nigga hes been struggling and t ross finally got consistent

sup wizbros. i'm late to the game. are we cucking canada again?

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>>74452433
Day of the rake WHEN?

THE WASHINGTON WHITE GUYS

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>this quarter

Holy fucking shit the bench is on fire

is there any sports team in any league that got cucked by the PC SJW crybabybrigade harder than the Washington Bullets? serious question

this is getting ugly, are canadians too polite to boo?

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>17-point lead against the Raptors in the 2nd Quarter

4th quarter comeback win confirmed

OH BABY

BOGDONOVIC WAS THE MISSING LINK

THE WIZARDS HAVE ACHIEVED FINAL FORM

BOJAN

>>74452235
Here we go

im nervous bros

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>>74452506
>bogie and jennings off the bench
>best starting 5 in the east

holy fuck why does the east even bother this year?

>>74452506
>>74452515

Bogdanovic is lowkey good

He carried the Croatian olympic team on his back. We wouldn't even qualify if it wasn't for him over Italy.

>>74452506
Washington took the bogpill

lmao omg have they missed a 3 all quarter?

Cavs Wizards ECF confirmed

Boggy always kills my rapties :/

OH SHIT

oh god

i am feeling sick now bros

WE'RE

ONLY

UP

BY

23

cavs here, im actually scared of the wiz

KELLY

WE

NEED

LOWRY

Why didn't Durant go to Washington again?

What a fucking joke. I'm going to stop being a Raptors fan until the next game.

I'm out.

>>74452571
i heard from a reliable source that he's a bitch ass nigga

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>74452571
he doesnt know anything about basketball and just wanted to go on the hottest team

>>74452571
Because he knew he'd have to sit behind Otto Porter

>>74452571
He didn't wanna play second fiddle to an alpha like Otto Porter

Powell got's some pleb tier movie favorites

>>74452571
he's a bama

>>74452571
He's wishing he had

>>74452576
Next game is in washington senpai
better get some 3 pt shooting by then

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N-no, it's can't be. This can't be fucking happening bros! I thought Wall was shook, it's not supposed to happen like this. THE SWITCH WAS SUPPOSED TO FINISH HIM. NOT MAKE HIM STRONGER! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

come back time

>>74452605
>wall comes back in
>raps go on run

wall still shook

wall will never be shook again, KD unshook him by sacrificing his knees

FUCK OUR BENCH FUCK CASEY FUCK POWELL

Jason Smith should have been an all-star

>>74452605
>>74452480

I think Okafor could have potentially taken all the shook out of Wall in their last game

Ez buckets every time the raps are on d

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>raps signed ibaka thinking he'd make them good

fucking Gortat

damn the rapties getting BTFO

JV cannot box out Gortat.

All these tip ins are killing the Raps.

>>74452653
>signed
Wew lad

>people think new players to the team will always play as good as the honeymoon period

SHAQIN A FOOL

What happened to powell lads

>>74452653
He did tho. Not his fault Lowry got injured.

>>74452680
Sophomore slump. Happens in every sport.

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>>74452653

>signed

m8...

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SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THE JOHN WALL MARIO MEME

DeRozan back to building that brick house again.

>>74452696
It's okay he will drop 20 in the 4th

MATT BONNER IS MY HERO

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what did they mean by this

>>74452695
he

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>>74452695

>>74452653
Derozan and ibaka are the only ones doing anything. Not ibakas fault lowry got hurt

>>74452711

#2, four times

JV is fucking terrible, trade him

the bog is playing well for the wizzies

>>74452734
He's soft as butter and a literal fridge.

>>74452695
john wall said something about nintendo, i dont remember what it was, and some Canadian starting forcing it as a meme that Nintendo was going to put a curse on wall. it was retarded and unfunny at first but it then actually turned out to be real. Wall went from being one of the best point guards in the league to super mediocre for all of last season

enjoy your spoonfeeding, next time lurk moar

>>74452695
i bet it has something to do with the Nintendo Switch ad absolutely killing the Atlanta Falcons

JV literally can't defend or boxout.

What the fuck happened to him?

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>>74452734
>JV is fucking terrible, trade him
DELETE THIS F U

fuck Gortat Despicable Me looking motherfucker

DeRozan literally can't make a single three.

What the hell is wrong with him?

ALRIGHT LADS START UP THE FIRESALE

WHO NEEDS TO GO?

If Ove doesn't win it this year...

Wiz are going to run ECF when Lebron falls

>(((inadvertent whistle)))

>>74452761
>>74452775
Anon literally can't stop saying literally

What the h*ck did he mean by this?

Only down by 16 lads

i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about John Wall. u wouldnt say this shit to him in DC, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest bitches. yall are pathetic lol

Anon literally can't get over himself.

Why is he so sensitive?

>>74452810
Hi John. Good game so far.

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>>74452810

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>>74452753
>john wall said something about nintendo

All the thread did was prove that the shook meme is forced by Craptors fans who are still mad they got swept

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>>74452810

>>74452775
He's always been awful from 3

>>74452840
you better watch your mouth my rapties are a second half team

>>74452848
I know but you'd think he'd get even to 33-34% from three.

>>74452854
S W E P T

>>74452840

Just wait until Mario comes in for a half-time show and the Wizards blow the lead

It's going to happen, the Shookening is not a globally recognized illness for nothing, it's gone viral and will inflict more unless John Wall apologizes

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>>74452878
wall will never get out of the second round

>>74452858
why? hes garbage at them

>>74452895
After time you keep practicing and get better that's why.

Both teams are fighting for the chance to lose to the cavs. This season is such a waste of time.

>>74452983
wiz will beat the cavs then get swept by the warriors

cap it

>>74452983

Found the Clippers fan

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>>74452983

>>74453005
>wiz will beat the cavs
Stopped reading right there.

>Korver
>Bogut
>Deron Williams
>Derrick Williams

Literally the deepest team in the league with LeBron and Kyrie as the cherry on top. Then Love back by the playoffs.

This is embarassing fire casey

>>74453048
What is this offense? They look fucking retarded.

should we let the raps go on a run just to toy with them and let them think they're still in this?

>>74453078
>we

>>74453078
>we
hi kelly

Raps look lost on offense

>>74453103
hello magic

>>74453098
>>74453115
Sup 7kt

>>74453103
Lowry was their shining light. Now they are lost.

SHAQTIN A GORTAT

JOHN WALL JUST THREW A FAST BALL AT GORTAT'S FACE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Riddle me this, Raptors fans

>Bubble bee bumble blue
>The pressure that was once on me, is now on...

>>74453187
Please tell me this image is fake.

>>74453203
No he has an outstanding arrest warrant in Canada

>>74452885
S
W
E
P
T

This guy on the Wizkids looks like Ingram

pat so bad today hit a 3 u bum

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lmao

these two trash teams fighting for the #3

LMAO

defrustrated

>>74453323
>getting beat by the Cavs
>just got beat by a Howardless Hawks

>talking shit

God how retarded can someone get?

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>the switch is ass
>wizkids btfo my rapties

why doesn't this croatian dude stop picking on the raps?

>>74453389
Switch will make a rebound. Wizards won't make the ECF.

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CODE RED
DROP THE NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE

>>74453422
that fuck did the same thing in brooklyn but the rest of the team was so shit it didnt matter

powell est mort

we outchea

http://ign.com/articles/2017/03/01/nintendo-switch-review

John Wall on MVP watch

Started from the bottom now we're here
Started from the bottom
Watch the pressure reappear

>ibaka getting cucked at the rim by WALL

What is the origin of the John wall shook meme

>beating the warriors and the raptors on a back-to-back

Literally best team in the east

We played some insane defense today. Raptors really never had a chance.

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>>74453683
>no kd
>no klo

>>74453078
>>74453078
>>74453078
>>74453078
told ya'll lol

>>74453695
Warriors have no excuse though.

at least the score looks less bad
i want to see the bench play like this next time

Not gonna lie, former Toronto fan here. It's fucking hilarious watching the Raptors crash and burn. But seriously, we can't let these guys get to the ECF.

we did it guys! we cut it to single digits! skreeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooonnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkk

>>74453793
Same here bro. I'm done being a fan until next game. See you friday, gowiz. Faggot.