/heem/

artem

best poster on /heem/ coming through *dabs*

I'm the new John Wick.

bisgoat
natty god
cardio king

schaub bless

Upcoming events:

12/11: Submission Underground 2 - Jones vs Henderson [Starts at 5:30 ET]

12/16: Bellator 169 - King Mo vs Ishii
12/17: UFC on Fox 22 - VanZant vs Waterson
12/29: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: SECONDU ROUNDO - TBA
12/30: UFC 207 - Nunes vs Rousey
12/31: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: FINARU ROUNDO - TBA
12/31: WSOF 34 - Gaethje vs Zeferino
1/13: LFA 1 - Peterson vs Higo
1/14: Invicta FC 21 - Anderson vs Tweet
1/15: UFC FN 103 - Rodriguez vs Penn
1/20: GLORY 37 - Roosmalen vs Embree
1/21: Bellator 170 - Sonnen vs Ortiz
1/28: UFC on Fox 23 - Pena vs Shevchenko

Previous thread: >>73032930

News:

>UFC 206 results
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/12/10/13909886/ufc-206-holloway-vs-pettis-live-results

>Bellator 168 results
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/12/10/13908654/bellator-168-results-alessio-sakara-knocks-out-joey-beltran

>Glory 36 results
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/12/10/13909204/glory-collision-results-rico-verhoeven-vs-badr-hari-ends-disappointing-injury

>Oi nedduh doon soomtin loike dat *touches nose*
https://youtu.be/nEVSEx1Fpz4?t=6m13s

Tom Lawlor got busted for a lite version of steroids, soldier of fraud still a bigger cheater than him

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>GSP ducking Tyron
>Bisping ducking Romero
whitebois runnin scared

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So GSP would rather fight Bisbong than the guy in his own weight class.

>>74451877
Honestly during PPV's I stop keeping up with the threads. They're just way too fast for me and I read the posts after the fight during the padding they have between

that Goldie gif makes me sad

>>74451865
Outstanding thread

125 - Mighty Mouse with 20 title defenses
135 - Cody Garbrandt with 0 title defenses
145 and 155 - Condor McGregor with 0 title defenses
160 - Doesn't exist
170 - No Champion At Present
185 - Bisping with 1 title defense
205 - Nobody Cares
265 - Stipe Miocic with 1 title defenses

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Upcoming events:

3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/10: LFA 6 - Junior vs Rodriguez
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson
3/25: Glory 39 - Doumbe vs Kongolo
3/25: Invicta FC 22 - Evinger vs Kunitskaya 2
3/31: EFN 62 - Pavlovich vs Sidelnikov
3/31: Bellator 175 - Rampage vs King Mo 2
4/8: UFC 210 - Cormier vs Johnson 2
4/8: Bellator 176 - TBA
4/14: Bellator 177 - Dantas vs Caldwell
4/15: UFC on Fox 24 - Waterson vs Namajumas
4/16: RIZIN 2017 IN YOKOHAMA - Kawajiri vs TBA
4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov
4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald

Previous thread: >>74449483

News:

>GSP to fight Bisping for title
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/03/georges-st-pierre-return-official-will-fight-champ-michael-bisping-for-ufcs-middleweight-title

>Cirkunov is back in UFC
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/3/1/14780452/ufc-misha-cirkunov-come-to-agreement-on-new-contract

>Lawlor is probably done fighting
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/3/1/14760544/tom-lawlors-career-probably-over-due-to-two-year-suspension

>>74451865
>literally no news

I wish I could Ray Thompson you

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Schaub is God

>>74451897
Schaub bless brother

>>74451961
You are the biggest loser on heem general

>>74451954
Thanks bro, I almost forgot LFA 6 was next week.

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>>74451961
>Posting someone who clearly has brain damage

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Watch him respond.

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>>74451986

>>74451980
Is this the peak of the female form?

just a reminder from the last thread that I'm fucking a white European

>>74451908
Oh no! Not le funny weigh-ins man!

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*gallops towards you*

WME need to book CM Punk vs. Shob

>>74451986
>>74451990
wanna bet its the same guy

>>74451980
Just fuck a surfboard mate

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>>74452006
Time to pay up Santos

>>74452001

I've watched this webm a lot of times and does he really get dropped by slaps?

>>74452019
k sorry.

You guys should meet up irl though and have some drinks then

no homo

>>74451990
see
>>74451986

>>74451961
milliseconds after this pic was taken schaub was heemed by the speed bag

>>74452049
kek

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Gonna go pay the piper.

2 miles today. Last time I gassed out pretty hard at the 0.7 mile mark. Wish me luck /heem/

>>74452066
nice doubles

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>>74452066

>Last time I gassed out pretty hard at the 0.7 mile mark.

Just slow down my man

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KHALABEEB

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>>74451998
ABO'D
B
O
'
D

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>>74452066

>doing cardio

>>74452106

Anything more than 2 reps is cardio.

>>74452111
nice triples

Is there a gif of Anderson getting caught by the flying heelhook?

So pretty.

>fags on Sherdog legit using the 'Bisping deserves a payday line'
wew lad
I'm a bit mad

>>74452026
Remember when Brandon Vera got his nose smeared across his face with """slaps""" by that roided up chimpzillian?

Yeah idk man wouldn't be my favourite. Also look how Rutten used to straike

>>74452136
He's beaten Cung Le and had hard fought wars against CB Dolloway and Thales Leites.

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>>74451980
Patrician fetish

as far as im concerned, fuck yoel romero. the guy is a steroid cheat and and also cheats in the octagon. i hope he never gets a title shot and pisses hot again so the UFC cuts him. fuck off back to florida-lite

GSP vs Bisping? Fucking hell! Maybe that's why the UFC was sold because they knew eventually it would turn into shit like this. What a joke!

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>>74452121

>>74451837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLLWD0rj7d4
>I wasn't myself
>I'm not going to be holding back in the next fight
>I didn't throw things I normally do
damn americans always full of excuses

>>74452066
I didn't pay the piper since November, went today with a plan to run 4 times 10 minutes, did half and had to quit cause my lungs were on fire. Felt like a sack of shit afterwards, going back to square one after doing 15 minutes times 4 last autumn

>>74452162
God that's the gear.

Got any flying armbars?

>>74452193
Not be Estonian

>>74452193
have to stop being autistic

Say it with me

THE

NATTY

GOAT

you're autistic

>>74452193
Get chloroform

Anyone else have Fight Pass and get tat survey in their email? Very strange, seems like they're about to make some big changes to Fight Pass.

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>>74451865

Upcoming events:

3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/10: LFA 6 - Junior vs Rodriguez
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson
3/25: Glory 39 - Doumbe vs Kongolo
3/25: Invicta FC 22 - Evinger vs Kunitskaya 2
3/31: EFN 62 - Pavlovich vs Sidelnikov
3/31: Bellator 175 - Rampage vs King Mo 2
4/8: UFC 210 - Cormier vs Johnson 2
4/8: Bellator 176 - TBA
4/14: Bellator 177 - Dantas vs Caldwell
4/15: UFC on Fox 24 - Waterson vs Namajumas
4/16: RIZIN 2017 IN YOKOHAMA - Kawajiri vs TBA
4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov
4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald

Previous thread: >>74449483

News:

>GSP to fight Bisping for title
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/03/georges-st-pierre-return-official-will-fight-champ-michael-bisping-for-ufcs-middleweight-title

>Cirkunov is back in UFC
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/3/1/14780452/ufc-misha-cirkunov-come-to-agreement-on-new-contract

>Lawlor is probably done fighting
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/3/1/14760544/tom-lawlors-career-probably-over-due-to-two-year-suspension

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HcLRoQn3nU

ch-cholo gangster from the hood


damn I miss 2016 already

>>74452198
Jokes on you, im actually from Kerry.

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>>74451911

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>>74451865
>tfw my webm gets used for OP

here's the other version for real FITE FANS

>>74452245

>Your webm

I made it

>>74452237
this fucking head that bows out above the temples sends me running

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>>74452193

>>74452258
>tfw to smart 4 wit boys to figor out

>GSP to fight Bisping for title
FUCK WMEIMG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74452255
literally didnt bruh i have the original and made it myself

post yours and it wont come up as duplicate

>heem the champion of the division in a title fight
>"yeah he doesn't deserve the belt because he beat guys who weren't champion before he heemed the champion"

>>74452281
>reeeeeee
why?

>>74452281
I've been mad all day 2bh

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>COCKHOLD

BTFO

>WEEDMAN

BTFO

>ROIDEL

BTFO

>JACAROID

BTFO

>>74452295
>oh he's ducking thompson
>kicks his ass. judges are stupid
>hes ducking
>fighting and kicking his ass again next week

Michael Bisping, who has fought some of the most dangerous fighters on Earth over a career spanning 13 years, is apparently """ducking""" contenders because he's taking big money fights

>>74452326
>big money fights
UFC 204 did garbage numbers, how was it a big money fight?

>>74452333
would have done worse in London with Romero or Jacare

>>74452326
>who has fought some of the most dangerous fighters on Earth

Oh for sure he was tagging Cung Le with some nice leg kicks my man

>>74452312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fouGlSzm5-w

>>74452354
lol

>>74452352
You know this how? UFC threw him a bone with an easy fight and he ended up nearly losing to a retiree.

>>74452352
Wasn't it in the north? Like Manchester?

Also what do you expect when its a 3am show?

>>74452354
>Rockhold x2
>Anderson Silva
>TRTor
>Wanderlei 7 years ago
>Prime Hendo
>Prime Rashad

makes me laugh when twitter fingers think he's scared of Romero when he'd rather a bigger payday

>>74452326
>take big money fights
>in the process don't fight contenders
>somehow isn't ducking the contenders
?????????

>>74452371
It did really well gate wise but Euros don't buy ppv's

>>74452375
>When he fights top 10 guys he always loses

Wow I sense a pattern here.

>>74452376
confirmed roiders don't deserve dick

>>74452333
>>74452371
The actual venue sold out in minutes dsepite it being 3am
It's just PPV numbers which were at 3 or 400k which isn't a lot, but somewhat decent honestly. Nothing touching the big draws, but better than a few otthers

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is /heem/ pro-woodley or pro-wonderboy?

>>74452391

>always loses

>Beat Andersona and Rockhold
>Both ranked top 10

>>74452383
Well I mean you're paying for something at 3 in the morning that you can just download in the morning when you wake up. What do they expect?

>>74452405
el cucuy

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>>74452391
>will forever be longer reigning champ than Rockhold

>>74452405
Maia

>>74452399
>3 or 400k
It did 290k
>somewhat decent
Not decent for a supposed "money fight"

Jones vs. Ovince did way better.

>>74452405
GAMEBRED

>>74452405
*tries to start race-bait war*

>>74452405
See >>74452428

>>74452426
>Ovince
Man I reckon I could batter this fucker, what are they even playing at letting him fight?

>>74452405
i am pro-draw

>>74452408
>Anderson
British judges
>Rockhold
Biggest fluke since GSP-Serra

He has fought everyone and beat no one.

>>74452426
Why is your aspie ass so butthurt?

It sold out the arena immediately. They couldve gotten 25k if they really wanted

>>74452440
man, its like usada really did a number on some of these guys

>>74452326
GSP I could see calling a money fight, but Henderson was nothing but a way to duck a better opponent.

>>74452443
better fight always wins the rematch

shame about PUNISHED HAIRLINE rockhold

>>74452443
Andy got fucking schooled besides his fluke knee

>since Serra GSP

Lol youre asshurt is showing, Rockhold was losing to Bisping the first fight before the headbutt

swede bros:
if jon jones invited alexander to have fika would he accept?

>>74452464
Eh he's a fucking can anyway. Last fight got beat by some rookie ffs

>>74452458
>u mad?

It could have sold out even if he was fighting Tim Boetsch just like all Euro events do. The fact that it did below average PPV sales proves it wasn't a money fight which is what you're trying so hard to argue for.

>>74452409
In many countries you can't even buy it if you wanted since tv stations have deals with UFC instead

>>74452491
his gas tank was almost dada-tier

>>74452478
>Rockhold was losing to Bisping the first fight

No one is this stupid.

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>He'll get an instant title shot on his return

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>74452522

He's the GOAT, he's more deserving than anyone else.

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>>74452505
You can buy it on the internet hey.

Also literally what's the point of watching at 3am? Like I can see having a night with the boys watching some fights but not going to happen at 3am

Maincard always starts at 2pm here which is /comfy/

>>74452522

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>world championship
>georges st. pierre vs. michael bisping
nice sport

>>74452522
Well he has win over Cormier and didn't lose his belt. If Rumble becomes champion then you will have a better argument

>>74452522
>>74452528

>>74452504
>I-I-I-It!!!

Its obvious youre a SEETHING autistic manchild

>>74452522
if rumble is champ when jon jones returns he'll duck him and go to HW for big money meme fights

>>74452458
They would have sold out the arena no matter who Bisping was fighting. You're arguing that Henderson was the draw which is fucking retarded.

>>74452540

>Also literally what's the point of watching at 3am?

We're not all casuals like you

>>74452405

KHABIBTIME

>>74452522
>Internet explorer

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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I'mma be rocking like this (What)
Y'all niggas wanna talk shit (But)
Wanting you put it on the blog (nigga)
Rocking like this my job (nigga)
We can't help that we popular
And all these folks want to flock to us
Come to a show and just rock with us
A million plus with binoculars

>>74452514
Too easy

Just like your mom

>>74452550

Its obvious I'm talking to someone who still watches WWE and is incapable of forming a coherent argument.

>>74452573
>i-i-i was just pretending

Was it autism?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trR5z_hiX4Q

>>74452564
Cool meme.

But its hardly a night to get the boys together for

>>74452528
He's a reachbabby eyepoking faggot that bawled his eyes out on the way to the hospital the first time he faced a decent fighter comparable to his size by a fucking cuck

>>74452594
Try it again in English.

>>74452514
>>74452573
>>74452580
i dont think Bisping was winning before the KO but it was pretty fucking even

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFVWCvNraBE

(great music choices btw)

Luke landed a few leg kicks, only one that looked solid
Bisping snuck in a few rights

i'd be leaning toward Luke's round but not by much

>>74452574
>m-mandrama!!!

Actual Mandrama faggot detected. You aspie ls are literally the ones who use this insult

>>74452544
>If Rumble becomes champion then you will have a better argument
How? He deserves to fight either of them no matter who wins.

>>74452580
If you weren't dumber than I even originally thought, you'd realize youre third grade tier comment about stupidity was all too applicable to you.

>>74452522
>>He'll get an instant title shot on his return

he should just get the belt if DC still has it

don't need to see old man Cormier lose that match again to know who the champ is

>>74452623
No, he doesn't. He's a colossal fuckup that needs to prove he's capable of not being a dindu for 6 months

>>74452612

Nice try deflecting from the original argument.
UFC 204 did horrible buys and therefore wasn't a money fight. Gate and attendance doesn't matter in Europe cause all those shows sell-out anyway.

Now you're trying to deflect. Also why are you capitalizing random letters in the middle of your sentence?

>You aspie ls are literally the ones who use this insult

What is wrong with you?

Here I'll make it easy for you:
>>>/asp/

>>74452602
Try not being a retarded cuck who cant wipe the foam from his mouth next time.

>>74452656
it made more money than the other options would have, you know this

money fights are relative mate

>>74452607

It wasn't even. Luke clearly won the first round and kicked him in the body like 10 times in a row. Then in the 2nd round when his hands were low he went high and dropped him, then subbed him.

>>74452650
t.casual

>>74452668
Take your own advice fella.

>>74452673

Was there a rematch though?

>>74452671
>money fights are relative mate

A money fight is only a money fight if it does over average PPV sales(300k). Not below.

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>>74452681
Its pretty valid desu.

Like i get the White lies meme but the company can't really have a champ they've sworn not to let main event a card really

>>74452656
I didnt say it was a money fight. You're confusing me with another smart person who knows how much of a fucking aspie you are.

>gate and attendance doesnt matter

Nice damage control you autistic loser

>youre trying to deflect but ill bring up something non-existent and irrelevant

Youre a pathetic low income virgin dork who has the prose of a raging aspie Redditor

Youre a loser and will amount to nothing. Bisping is the CHAMPION

THE

NATTY

GOAT

>>74452712
There's no one left in LHW for Jones to fight other than Cormier/Johnson.

Get a grip.

>he beat up Cung Le pretty bad though

>>74452692
>>>/asp/

>>74452731
Actually I had Alex mate.

>>74452714
>>gate and attendance doesnt matter

Maybe finish reading the rest of the sentence before responding you mong.

>You aspie ls are literally the ones who use this insult

Is English even your first language?

>>74452731
How about you get your grip off his shriveled limp cock. They shouldve renatched him with Gus

>>74452691
>>74452721
Just stop

>>74452733
>get KO'd by Anderson
>come back and beat him anyway


>eat two h-bombs
>come back and beat him anyway

pretty based t.b.h.

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GSP vs Silva made more sense and would have sold better. Would anyone disagree?

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>mfw I asked a girl if she wanted to watch UFC 209 with me at my place and she said yes
>mfw were gonna have beers and she's probably gonna sleep over

What snacks should I make?

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His gf uploads a lot of bikini pics

Both sluts

>>74452765
I think you're being pretty generous with the term "beat" there lad. Bisping unironically got ko'd by Andy.

>>74452755
How about you stop thinking about black men's penises?

>renatched

Gus is a loser who got stopped by Rumble in the first round. Jones faces winner of Cormier/Rumble cause that's what makes logical sense to anyone with common sense.

>>74452750
You literally said it doesn't matter. Doesnt matter what else you wrote with those fat aspie fingers of yours

And now youre bringing up irrelevant grammar again

You've been BTFO. Cry more :^D

>>74452768
but then they couldn't do Anderson vs Romero as the co-main for the interim title!

>>74452780
All you're doing is proving to everyone here how awful you are at reading.

Stop embarrassing yourself.

Just go: >>>/asp/

>>74452750
Does the Champ get Gate points like PPV points?

>>74452778
Maybe if you stopped hopping all over them it wouldn't be relevant.

>Gus is a loser
The loser who sent your bull crying to the hospital and had to comfort him.

>>74452792
No they don't.

>>74452768
>GSP vs Silva made more sense

not to GSP it didn't

Bisping hasnt fought LHW for 10+ years, at the time Anderson was still doing it on a whim to cream Bonnar and Griffin

Plus GSP now has had 3 years off to bulk up and not have to stay within weight cutting range of 170

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>>74452785
>interim title

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WE'RE UP TO OUR KNEES IN FENIAN BLOOD

SURRENDER OR YOU'LL DIE

>BTFO!!! BTFO DUDE HA
if you even use this word in your argument you already lost

>>74452795
Stop thinking about black men wangs homo.

Gus lost the fight, and then he lost to Rumble, then he lost to DC lol.

>>74452769
Make her a delicious meat stew

>>74452817

BTFO

>>74452791
I pretty distinctly said it didn't matter what you said afterwards because its obvious damage control.

Your attempt at being passive-aggressive is utterly embarrassing. Everyone right now in this thread is cringing at your attempts to fit in. That must hurt your loser feelings A LOT

>>74452817
Sounds like you got btfo pretty hard lad. Would you like to talk about it?

>>74452817
Based Ireland talking sense.

>>74452777
which makes it all the more impressive that bisping continued to outland and outpoint him

not the Count's fault that Herb fucked up

>>74452804
That's bullshit. Is there a picture of Dana-Merchant anywhere?

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>>74452824

>>74452820
Why do you keep talking about them? Jon got his ass kicked by Gus, plain and simple.

>>74452829
>I pretty distinctly said it didn't matter what you said afterwards
So you read a sentence half-way, didn't get the full meaning, misinterpreted it incorrectly then quoted it back to me?

Do you even have a GED? If you do, go and ask the high school you went to for a refund. They conned you big time.

Link to my wsr thread if anyone is feeling photoshop happy

>>>/wsr/274163

>>74452839
All he had to do was survive one more round. It's pretty obvious that Herb bungled that whole thing and that if it was done over 9 times out of 10 the fight would have been waved off.

>>74452850
>Jon got his ass kicked by Gus, plain and simple.

and yet Jon found a way to kick Gus' ass worse.

Gus was way closer to being stopped than Jones ever was in that fight. Literally saved by the bell shit after that spinning elbow.

>>74452817
this guy gets it

>>74452849
Why the winking frog? I gave you culinary advice.

>>74452850

I bet you've never watched that fight.

>>74452862
>All he had to do was survive one more round

but he came out and threw like 150% more volume than andy that round

>>74452857
No. I read everything. I dismissed it as obvious damage control like I said multiple times.

Are you okay? Do you need someone to give you a brown paper bag? LOL

You literally talk like you're 16

>>74451911
mw ducking mcgregor

yeah you're not wrong

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>>74452869

>>74452864
Jon went to the hospital crying. Gus actually had to console him and apologize.

>muh elbow

>log onto my heem account
>see dorks chasing pussy
>log out

nice blog fag

>>74452875
Its called confirmation bias. I wanted Gus to win and so I clearly saw his offence but subconsciously disregarded Jon's. Its not wrong. Just how humans work

On a rewatch I still give it to Gus I think though. Close fight and probably the best one in LHW in years.

Also idk I have this fucking odd complex man. Like if I see in someones eyes that they want to hurt someone I really start to dislike them. I saw that in Cormiers and now I can't get over it. I don't like him

>>74452892

How is saying that Euro PPVs always sell-out damage control?

>You literally talk like you're 16

Coming from the genius who gave us this line:

"You aspie ls are literally the ones who use this insult"

>>74452889
romero rubbing all his steroid sweat on poor machida and making him pop later on! rude!

>>74452915
>how is making some bullshit excuse damage control waaaah!!!!

You are a low income loser and I own you. Bisping is the champion. Enjoy :)

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What was the MMA communities reaction when this happened?

Was it considered a fluke or a sign that Anderson was over?

>>74452916
kek

>You aspie ls are literally the ones who use this insult

Don't watch mandrama kiddos

bitch I'm __________ i'm well known

>>74452905
>Gus training his heart and soul out for the biggest opportunity in his life
>Jones partying and barely taking it serious
>still wins

kek

>>74452946
Sweet karma aryian overlord put that cocky chimp in place twice

>>74452769
Find out what she likes, dummy. Why are you asking us? Youre just gonna get meme replies like corn nuts.

>>74452961
Lead by example

>>74452946
Disappointment.

But Anderson had been fighting like a fuckwit for a long time at that point

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>Gustaffson beat Jones, Rumble and DC

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>>74452946
there are people who still think both fights are flukes

we call those people idiots

>>74452969
I really struck a nerve there didn't I?

where ur son @

>an arena selling out in 4 minutes is just Europe being europe!!! Bisbing sucks dudes!!!!

Dont be a low income aspie, my guys.

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>>74452975
Stay cucked

>>74452914
> if I see in someones eyes that they want to hurt someone I really start to dislike them

That's a weird feeling to have in regards to sport that's all about hurting people. I'm te opposite, I dislike when fighters act all buddy buddy, especially during the fight

Imagine bragging about being 144 lbs and pulling in night shifts at the docks.

>>74452980
why didn't anderson act like this during the diaz fight

>>74452963
How convenient when Jon gets his ass beat he pulls out the Big Nig and Pigg Rigg excuse books

>>74451865
I'm worried about Wick..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yywE9JocMw
khabib is looking like a fucking killer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-PRoaCPMKg

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>>74452991

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>>74452988
Cucked by what?

>>74452980
Can't call the second anything but a fluke ffs.

Like how can a mans leg break like that other than just sheer bad luck?

>>74452988
>>/pol/
you have to go back

>>74452982
Nope
You just seem to be similar to that example

(You)

>>74453000
jones didnt reveal any of this until years later and it wasnt even in response to a question about Gus, just his fight prep in general

>>74453015
>You aspie ls are literally the ones who use this insult

>>74452996

>>74452991
Um its a sport man. Not trying to hurt them. Just knock them out

>>74453011
That picture's just a kek man. Don't read anything into it

>>74452405
i think most of heem prefers wonderbread over tyron "the slave mentality" woodly

Only dindus will tell you otherwise

>>74453027
You are both faggots
Please stop posting

>>74453010
but Longo and Chris literally worked on checking kicks as a main part of their strategy after seeing how vulnerable chris was to them in the first fight

they got the best possible result from it

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Imagine being Daniel Cormier. Or looking like Daniel Cormier.

>Ferguson and Woodley

Is this the greatest butthurt parlay?

>>74453043
>You are both faggots
You might be on his level of reading comprehension.

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>>74453039

>>74453024
>literally being this cucked

lol

>>74453039
>tyron "the slave mentality" woodly

Did you steal this one from youtube dockdwarf?

>>74452295
There is more than one champion you could be talking about here

>>74453050
better than looking like FrankenRDA

>>74453060
kek it's YOUR pure whiteboi who got his shit pushed in and never looked the same since

meanwhile all jones does is win and catch cases

>>74453047
Yeah I mean ok. But what are the chances of that happening? It was a medical fluke man

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>LOL !!! KEK! I BTFO YOU!!!

>>74453052
Are you STILL raging, low income aspie? LOOOOL

>>74453052
Case in point
Bye

>>74453050
>posts the most based black cop ever
What did you mean by this?

>>74453079

144 lbs

Who wants to fight me

>>74453088
Please stop posting.
Thanks.

>>74453070
Literally anyone is better looking than First Man Anjos. And that includes Jacare "Randomize the facial sliders) Souza.

>>74453074
>That Nagisa shirt

>Still triggered by Jacagoat

The autism is real.

>>74453096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilzvNrzJfvA

Cash me outside

>>74453074
Low income loser detected

Are you twiggered??? Awwww

Fuck off back to Plebbit dweeb

>>74452588
I've got mates coming over to watch 209 after we all get completely wankered, it's better that way anyway

Anyone got the picture of Rashad taking Chucks soul out through his jaw?

>>74453114
see >>74453074

>>74453008
guy on the left looks shook

>>74453070
Jon got sent to the hospital by Gus. Crying.

>>74453112
Turned it off after 1 minute

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/heem/ supports Woodley/Ferguson

Get that free money boys.

>>74453119
Sounds good.

But be honest are you paying for it?

>>74453120
gif or webm*

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>>74453125
by the rematch cro cop didnt care

>>74453106
>Holloway
>Ferguson
>Bigfoot
>Barao

>>74453131
Bisping got sent to the hospital by Hendo. Crying.

>>74452405
ah shit man I'm a big DADA fan but I've gotta go Kimbo on this one, better cardio

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>>74453136
I don't

who is the fighter that was going to a hospital after a win and got pissed that his opponent was across the street eating pizza so he went and got a slice

hendo?

real fight fans come to the rescue

>>74452769
Share your chicken tendies with her

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>>74453157
Cause you're not part of /heem/

>>74453139
kek fuck no, why would I voluntarily pay for something I can stream for free?

Worst poster on /heem/ coming through

>>74453160
incredible

is reem free money this weekend?

>>74453165
Wonderboy after 205

>>74452769
keep it simple and order a pizza

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>>74453168
I've been coming here occasionally for at least 2 weeks

>>74453169
Yeah exactly.

Really want a picture of Dana rubbing his hands together hey

>>74453136
Literally double wrong, sucks too because I bet on ferg and thompson.
Just saw the open workouts and Khabib is looking like a monster..

remember when chris weidman was good?

>wonderboy
plebs

>tyron(e)
reddit

>maia
heem

daily reminder, do not respond to this post

>>74453175
No. HW is never free money. I actually think there value in Hunto at +115

>>74453124
See>>74453114

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>>74453192
>I've been coming here occasionally for at least 2 weeks

Point proven.

docks lol

>>74453194
No

>>74453175
>betting on the chinniest HW
>betting on HW's at all

I'm not saying he can't win but it's way too unpredictable

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daily reminder to throw it and/or let it happen

>>74453136
me behind white boi

>>74453170

Nah

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>>74453205
Eh I just don't have any mates into MMA. Sad!

>>74453201
>>74453219

thx bros

Tyson Pedro is free money

>>74453201
>+115
>value

i am going to shitpost so fucking hard when Kebab loses

>muh 20 wins over disposable russian bums

I don't even know what's going on anymore

144

>>74453249
Just report the losers begging for attention and post slips

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>>74453239

>>74453050
A fat guy who somehow is an Olympian and world champion? He's also pretty recognizable IMO. Jon Jones looks like those generic super soldiers in the NFL or NBA