/hoc/

>4.7%

>rags

>>74447770
Striet's been traded to Pittsburgh

bryz bryzinging the keks

Fuck I hate my teams GM

>someone actually traded for Lazar
wew lad

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>>74447793
bryzinga!

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>>74447793
i miss our memelord

>>74447794
>my

So was Streit even a member of the Lightning?

When he retires will the history books make mention of his stint in Tampa?

Yzerman playing 4D chess

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>>74447815
Softens the Dahlen blow just a little bit desu.

bryz fucking up the commentary cues hahaha my sides

>>74447845
Sakic ruined this day

Why the hell would anyone even trade a player over 36

>>74447815
>2nd round pick for a guy with 1 point

LEL

how do our fellow finns feel that >their jets didn't do anything?

>>74447853
Statistically no, because he never played a game for them.

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Patrik Laine (Finnish pronunciation: [ˈlɑine]; born 19 April 1998 in Tampere, Finland) is a Finnish professional ice hockey winger who currently plays for the Winnipeg Jets in the National Hockey League (NHL). Laine formerly played in his native Finland with Tappara in the Finnish Liiga before he was taken with the second overall pick in the 2016 NHL Entry Draft by the Jets.[1]

>>74447878
They're in "queue" to announce late trade.

https://twitter.com/CJOBSports/status/837035876722958336

>>74447871
Thankfully Ottawa traded for a guy who's only 35

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Reminder that the Sharks are going to win the Stanley Cup and there is literally nothing you can do to stop it

Drew stafford to bruin for a 6th

Not sure if it was announced but

Taylor Beck for Justin Fontaine

>>74447904
I wouldnt be mad. JUMBO JOE LIFTING THE LE STANLEY

>>74447907
Literally who

Pierre LeBrunVerifierat konto @Real_ESPNLeBrun 2 minför 2 minuter sedan
Mer
Jets trade Drew Stafford to the Boston Bruins for a conditional 6th

>>74447915
that's old as fuck and is literally a nobody for a nobody

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>yfw Matthews-Laine are what McDavid-Eichel was supposed to be

>>74447915
literally who

Mark StepneskiVerifierat konto @StarsInsideEdge 2 minför 2 minuter sedan
Mer
Stars trade LW Lauri Korpikoski to Columbus for defense prospect Dillon Heatherington

>finns

>>74447904
I wouldn't have a problem but you're wrong.
Reddit is going to win the cup. Nobody can stop mr. Toes

>>74447907
wooooooooooooooooooooooah

>>74447915
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooo

also get ready for another increditrade

ColumbusBlueJacketsVerified account @BlueJacketsNHL

#CBJ acquire LW Lauri Korpikoski from the @DallasStars in exchange for D Dillon Heatherington.

>>74447933
That's pretty weak

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it doesn't matter for the cap.
his contract is over in 4 months.
this saved Tampa around 1000$.

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>>74447929
highlight of his career is appearing in a music video with 1 mil views

>>74447904
If Shorks or Caps win the cup I will do a nofap for a whole month

>>74447904
window is literally only opened for 3 more months

>That stafford trade
Not bad

Hopefully he will be better than Beleskey and Hayes.

But for a 6th or 7th it's worth the risk.

Always liked him aswell

>>74447960
>Columbust

KEK what a horrible trade

>>74447942
yeah and bulju was supposed to be a good hockey player

>>74447964
Ah shit time for BINLAND

>>74447972
>his saved Tampa around 1000$.

You can get a lot of alcohol for 1000$.

>>74447904
FIRST ROUND PICK
I
R
S
T

R
O
U
N
D

P
I
C
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Well im gonna go to thy gym. When i come back duchene better have been traded

>>74447973
>Every Time I Die
Good band, one of the few bearable metalcore bands

>>74448003
Yzerman gonna need it when he finds out Stamkos career is over

>>74448003
>Finnish education

>>74447964
>>74447960
>Dillon Heatherington
Jesus that's a faggy name. He's never going to play in the NHL with a name like that.

Successful salary dump for lightning

5 million gone

>>74448011
joe said his avs were done with trades

>>74447904
Not me, but those 15 other teams will.

>>74447984
How so? You get a current lower end forward for a possible future lower-end dman.

>only one big seller
>doesn't sell
Thank you Joe Sakic

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>>74448003

haha we trolled the flyers

>>74448064
>A 4th liner rental for a future top 4 defensive dman

whats the point of teams trading current nhl players for 4/5th round picks?
99% of players in those rounds will never even play in the nhl.

>>74448104
>Top4
>Defensive defenseman

a thing of the past

>>74448124
Picks for one of the weakest draft too

Must be Vegas

>>74448124
because they're usually at the end of their contracts and we don't want to resign

also the teams trading away players are on the downswing, so they've got no delusions of cup victories or even making the playoffs.

So they turn them into whatever they can, knowing full well that there is a chance that there's a hidden gem in the later rounds. These things have happened before (top 100 of all time center Datsyuk was picked 171st in the 6th round).

You're trading 20 games worth of player for a chance at gold. You'd be retarded to do nothing with it and let the player slip away for nothing.


Plus look at a guy like Ott. Ott loves the wings. Wings trade him for 20 games for a 6th round. If the wings love Ott back, he can be resigned next year becuase he's a UFA. Effectively giving us a free chance at something great and accepting that we're not making the playoffs, while simultaneously giving us a naturally better pick as the team worsens this season

>>74448146
>Picks for one of the weakest draft too

For the top 10 maybe, but could you honestly say that its any different for 4th/5th rounds?

am I a retard or is vrbata gonna leave the sparkledogs anyway? what's the point of not trading him?

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>>74448146
>weak draft

I believe most writers mean the top 5-10 picks when they talk about shit like that. think of a distribution like that lambda=4 thing (too lazy to find a better picture), so less outliers to the high talent levels, but as you approach later picks, the talent level remains pretty much steady compared to other drafts. you can still get your 6th round steal or your late 1st rounder that turns out to be a great NHLer. it's just that tanking for a top draft pick doesn't pay out in years like this. lookign at the 25th-30th pick range I'd be really glad to pick up Erik Brannström for example if I were any team holding on to their 1st rounder

>>74447815
I'd like to try and spin this as a "surely he had other parts of his game that were good", but looking at the advanced stats meme, wew. He had 56-44 offzone vs defzone starts, yet his Corsi is still 39.8%

Maybe he was just played with the worst players imaginable in Ottawa?

>Tampa keeps 50% of streits contract
This guy's getting paychecks from half the league

>>74448124
Because at the draft you can trade picks for NHLers. See the Cam Talbot trade for example

>>74448247
There is like 40 decent players and even then, some of them would be 3rd round material in a normal draft

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>Filppula to Flyers

Fuck yeahh

>>74447871
NHL is a youth game now. Old guys can't compete.

>>74447878
They traded Stafford for a 6th rnd pick...

>Yuro so soft, he's has two women's names for a first name traded to the Broadstreet Bullies

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>>74448283
>godsby is only 29
>already considered old

>>74447904
If any Southern team was going to win, the Sharks are probably the team I'd want to win. Joe and Marleau deserve at least one so they can finally hang up the skates.

>trading players

That's too mainstream, I prefer signing players

>Edmonton OilersVerified account @EdmontonOilers
>The #Oilers have signed 20-year-old defenceman Ryan Mantha from the @OHLIceDogs to a three-year entry-level contract.

>jagr is 45
>won't retire in our lifetime
wew

>You and Bryz are in a rocket
>He is the main pilot
>You are just there for the ride
>Do you bail?
Personally if we are going to die I imagine he would have the greatest last line.

>>74448326
>signing overagers

When has this ever worked?

>>74448326
>trading for draft picks
better off trading for 20/21 year old "busts" who never really had a chance to play on their team

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*takes long drag from vape*
*holds it in for a bit and blows it all in a huge cloud*
*smirks proudly and smugly*
>"Matthews is better than McDavid and Crosby."

t. Jeff "Laffs fan extraordinaire" O'Neil

1. Washington Capitals
2. Minnesota Wild
3. Pittsburgh Penguins
4. Chicago Blackhawks
5. San Jose Sharks
6. NY Rangers
7. Whoever Wins Atlantic Division
8. Edmonton Oilers
9. Anaheim Ducks
10. LA Kings (if they make it)

These are the teams most likely to win the cup.

>>74447964
>Korpikoski

Didn't even realize he was still in the NHL. Good job by Dallas in turning that into a longshot D prospect.

>>74448326
>signing the worst Mantha in the NHL

>>74448361
>Mild
>Rangers
>Oilers

Nope.

>>74448361
>jykkets not even included
good post

>>74448335
>2020 starts android Jagr era and you will witness it

>>74448281
I don't buy that. there will be another 4 years until we can judge this because most late round picks take longer to develop anyway, but I don't think we'll see a significant difference in player quality in a few years

>>74447915
>just fuck our farm team up

>>74448312
Its literally a finnish version of the name Walter.

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>>74448274
>two 2nds for a top 10 starter
Thank you, Slats.

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>>74448270

>>74448361
lemme narrow this down a bit for you
1. Caps
2. Wild
3. Pens
4. Sharks

>>74448379
>falling for the torts meme

>>74448384
>NBHL
>National Bionic Hockey League

cant wait

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A new age

>>74448392
Of course. And Diane is Finnish for Harold.

>>74448104
>top 4 defensive dman

lol, no. Most likely a bottom pairing dman. But still a good job by Dallas because Korpi was literally a FA signed for the purpose of trading at a later date.

>>74448361
>crapitals making it to the conference finals
>boudreau not choking in the playoffs
>godsby wont be lifting stan lees cup for the 4th time

>>74448395
yzerman got rid of a shit contract for a 7th conditional basically

>>74448396
>western teams winning the cup

the list is as follows

1. Caps
2. Penguins

POWER GAP

3. CBJ

>>74448419
Pens have only won the Cup 1.5 times.

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>>74448412
I for one welcome our new overlord

>>74448439
i hope you're referring to the tainted cup win of oh nine

>>74448047
With Bishop already gone, was it necessary? Could they still have signed the young guys next year without problems and still keep Filippula? Feel like he isn't worth 5mil, but maybe 3-4mil, so not that big of an extra cost.

Evens mean Dorion is the worst GM
Odds means Holland is the worst GM
Dubs and Benning retakes the crown.

>>74448459
When every single Red Wing was grievously injured? Why yes, I am.

>>74448419
Choking meme isn't worth much, each year is a new year and if they're still on top they're still on top.
>>74448379
Joke team.
>>74448396
Don't overestimate first seeds.

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Reminder the mild goals scored last night were

>A Finnish manlet
>An up and down AHLer that has played 4 games in 4 days
>A 7th round pick Finnesotan
>An Italian from Montreal
>An addon to the Hanzal trade
>And the GWG by a jew with a wife's daughter

How can other teams even compete?

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Stop injuring our defense.

>>74448124
So they can say they got something at least. Plus, if your farm system has any respect, a 4th/5th rnd pick shouldn't be wasted. They can take longer to develop, but there is no reason they can't become decent depth players with time, or at least fill spots on the farm team and help your better prospects develop.

Of course, the formula more picks = more chance of drafting a stud still stands true as well.

>>74448514
Detroit's goals last night were
>66 % danish

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Oilers sign Ryan Mantha to 3 year ELC

>>74448514
>ynr how mild fans wanted granlund to be traded

JACKETS GOT KORPIKOSKI FOR A MEME DEFENSEMAN

>>74448514
5/5 diverseness. LGBT approved also.

>>74448538
Someone redpill me on Mantha

Fact: a team of Finns would not be competitive in the NHL.

>>74448247
This. Scouts that claim "weak draft" don't have a clue outside of the top 10. Teams draft who they like outside of the top 10-15 anyways. So out of the 240 or so players that will be drafted, finding a few that fit your team is just as likely in one draft than the other. The key is finding the players who can improve there game in your system and become much better players, not looking for easy ready made stars.

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>>74448542
He was busting before being moved to winger this year and I imagine he will go back to busting after getting paid this summer. That being said I hope he keeps it up.

>>74448567
Korpikoski fucking sucks ass, lad. Literally the worst forward on the Oilers last year.

>>74448514
>An addon to the Hanzal trade
>implying white wasn't the better part of the deal

>>74448570
6'5 225 RHD scoring at a near .PPG pace in the OHL

>>74448571
Heh, literelly kys urself, my man.

>>74448477
Flip had a NMC meaning they'd have to protect him at expansion draft. With him gone thats an extra spot to protect guys like Johnson, Drouin, Palat etc..

>>74448316
Too most of the new fans ya. But star players tend to find ways to make themselves valuable in their 30+ years. Crosby will likely drop off at some point, but he should always be a top 6 center.

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IT'S HERE

(thanks, SBNation)

>>74448595
The Oilers sucked when he was on the team. Korpi is a good defensive forward

>>74448595
lol, got him for dillon heatherington

>>74448608
literal sizebabby.

>>74447793
when? how?

John Chayka 1st GM I've ever heard not completely bullshitting

>Chia using the "not a sexy add" line again

>>74448620
This desu. He even had the best +/- on the shitty dallas team this year, so that should tell you that its a solid 3rd/4th line forward.

>>74448477
with a flat cap:
~20M cap space with 8 forwards, 4 Dmen and 1 goalie on roster
to resign:
Tyler Johnson
Ondrej Palat
Jonathan Drouin
let's say they take up 15M if all signed long term and Killorn is taken by Vegas, this leaves 10M for 2 forwards, 2 Dmen and a goalie. those were all good moves and it allowed them to protect Namestnikov (I think Filppula waived his NMC in the process)

Can't wait for the draft so I can watch Canucks fans plug every single guy drafted into their future Top 6/Top 4 to replace the prior year's busts which they did the same with.

>>74448619
this is dumb, you can check all of these

>>74448619
cuck

>>74448655
plus i'm pretty sure he played for Tortorella for a bit in NY, he knows what to expect going in to that team

>>74448326
> a big righty dman

Seems like a classic Chia player. Maybe he can be the Mcquaid of Edm.

>>74448647
>27 year old GM
>only team ill ever be GM of are in hokkei vidyas

>>74448660
Virtanen is the only true bust the team's taken under Benning

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>>74448632
Size matters dicklet :^]

>>74448619
>SBNation
cuck

>>74448648
So why didn't the oilers trade for anything big for this playoff run? Was it because they can't get rid of eberle, pouliot and RNH, so they're stuck on making only little moves. I honestly a bit expected them to go for a decent 2nd line shutdown who has at least +50% FO wins.

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Thanks for taking old man Fehr Laffs. Enjoy that 1st round sweep.

>>74448677
Benning's had, what, two drafts? What have they produced? Virtanen, McCann, Boeser are all shit.

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>>74448660
>the cantpucks will get cucked out of the 3rd overall pick again this year by the golden knights

>>74448611
cucked faggot

>>74448384
>a new league forms
>WBHA, world bionic hockey association
>first trans-species league
>includes international teams
>5 years later, the WBHA merges with the NHL just like the WHA did in the past
>Jagr "Ghost in Shell" 2.0 leads the league in goal points

I'm ok with this. Probably brings back open ice crunch hits because they can finally take it without getting hurt.

is the show over? I jsut tuned in NHL

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>>74448384
>tfw you'll live to see Jagr become the first athlete to merge with the singularity

>>74448713
yeah nothing exciting happened

>>74448713
It was the worst deadline in recent memory, you didn't miss anything

>>74448611
>>74448658
Ah, right, the expansion draft.

>>74448700
>trades a bust for a glass defenseman

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>>74448739
>Implying the Kangz didn't just win the Cup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-zlSq4mWiE

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>>74448283
>Old guys can't compete.

>>74448661
Already?

That was fast.

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>tfw the Czech Republic has been housing former USSR scientists and Jagr is experiment alpha

Reminder if your team is constantly sellers you should consider killing yourself because your minor league system is shit and you can't make talent.

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>>74448739
>yfw future firstballot hall of famer Jarome Arthur-Leigh Adekunle Tig Junior Elvis Iginla WILL wins his first cup this year

>>74448608
>.PPG pace in the OHL
Not really as great as it sounds considering he is a vet in that league, and most vets that never get drafted tend to have these types of years. But the fact he's a big dman, leading his team in points, and nobody else on that team is even drafted or looking like quality players, I'd say there's potential there. A good chance that he might be the type of player that pushes the play instead of just watching it.

>>74448668
>>74448687
>I read a website = I like watching black dudes fuck my girl

That doesn't even make any sense, are you guys okay? You might want to open a window, ventilate that room you're in.

>Iginla has 12 playoff games in this decade
>he won't play in another

>>74448408
>>74448710
take my money

>>74448798
Matt Cullen has won 2 Stanley Cups and played for 7 different teams. The definition of a gritty veteran.

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>>74448697
>pens bandwagoning, frog posters having any inkling of hockey knowledge

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good night sweet prince

now with my favorite player gone, what team am i supporting?

>>74448595
bs. He was underrated and never given much more than 4th line minutes and AHL level forwards to play with. He was a great player in the other teams zone, creating many chances from the corners/along the boards, but his dzone and neutral zone play wasn't the greatest. Only reason I take Hendricks over him is because Hendricks isn't a Finn, so he actually adds something to the dressing room.

>>74448872
>be named king
>get drafted by team named kings
>get traded

its like LA doesn't care about memes

>>74448860
the definition of a literally who journeyman who eventually ended up on a stacked team

dan carcillo has two cups as well

>>74448904
carcillo is a fucking legend and you will not talk down on him

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>>74448871
You gave us an interesting young D prospect for an old blowhard to make a hopeless playoff push to appease your faggit fans.

Not much to it.

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>>74448925
I apologize

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>>74448946

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>>74447904
Reminder that last season was an anomaly

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>>74448871
>salt

>>74448647
You could tell he was happy with his deals. Added a 1rst, a 2nd, a 3rd, and a few later rnd picks for basically Hanzal, Stone, and White. A bunch of expiring contracts on players that probably weren't going to resign in Arizona anyways. Pretty good overall.

>>74448829
>getting defensive
confirmed cuck

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>>74448419
>4th

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>>74448942
>You gave us an interesting young D prospect
>corrado

>>74447904
Go sharks go!!!!

t. canucks fan

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Cup when?

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>>74448942
>>74449040

Laffers getting laughed on AGAIN lel

>>74448904
Carcillo is 32 and retired
Cullen is 40 and still winning facoffs and killing penalties.
Plus Cullen is raising 3 sons to be elite hockey talents.
Carcillo is probably banging strippers with Caesarean section scars.

>>74449047
When the team collapses, folds, and moves to a different city.

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he's so not graceful looking when he plays, how does he shoot so well?

>>74449047
june

>>74448570
Overager but he's big, was drafted at 18 and helps fill out a spot in the prospect pool that could use a big shooter (2nd in OHL in shots apparently)

>>74449064
mongol archer genes

>>74449053
>My immediate goal is to help athletes transition to the next phase of their life — whether it’s continuing education, finding internships with companies, or networking with other athletes who are dealing with the same issues. My mission is to help guys who are dealing with anxiety, depression, and uncertainty about their future. Not down the line, not next week, but right now.

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Gameday lads

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>>74449051
>interesting young D prospect

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>No good trades for us to talk about so it's back to finnposting

>>74448693
>can't get rid of eberle, pouliot and RNH

I think they could move Ebs and RNH if they were willing to get a shit return. Pouliot is impossible to move though.

There wasn't much out there for centers that could be picked up with what they had to offer. They don't have a 2nd rnd pick in this draft, so anything they traded for using picks would have to be a 1rst, 3rd, or later, or in future drafts which most teams tend to devalue quite a bit.

They shouldn't bother moving any of there good prospect assets either as this isn't the right time to sell the farm. I kind of wish they went for Ryan in Carolina because he probably would have been relatively cheap and has the right hand shot while being good on faceoffs, but with Desharnais, it would be tough to find room on the roster without waiving someone.

Still bothers me that all those depth RWs went for cheap today and they didn't get any of them.

>>74449107
Johnny Oduya

>>74449107
Johnny Oduya

>>74448798
There's always room for a few, but most 30+ players drop off drasticly and speed is too important now.

>>74449085
based

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>>74449103
Wow he said something upon retiring from being a goon. My whole statement is foiled.

>>74449134
>>74449159
Yes

>>74448542
because he was trash. thanks yeo/fletch

>>74448942
>Laffs will still try to defend this trade

KEK

>>74449107
Johnny Oduya

>>74449047
Is there a player on the Hawks from the Washington area?

>>74449053
I wish I was banging strippers with caesarean section scars

what was that docu about goons? Not the one about Chris Nilan

>>74449107
gonna get shrekt desu

>>74449070
He's a dominating force on his OHL team. Kind of like Buff with the Jets. Hopefully he can transition to the NHL speed.

>>74449276
T.J. Oshiet Nigga

>>74449290
Nah, pongs are on the back half of a back to back

>>74449326
Less about that and more about the current penguin D core.

Spoiler: it's fucked

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>>74449282
Hate to break it to you but I think it was fiction.

>>74449306
>6'5 220+
>dominating
hes literally playing against children. not even close to buff yet.

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>>74449107
wtf meme stealer
that's my shtick

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>losing in the pre-playoffs
>to a promoted team
good on you ingo

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>>74449251
>On October 5, 2015, the Canucks placed Corrado on waivers. He was claimed by the Toronto Maple Leafs the following day.
> On February 4, following the acquisition of fellow right handed defenceman Alexei Marchenko via waivers, the Maple Leafs placed Corrado on waivers for the purpose of sending him to the AHL.
>March 1 NHL Trade Deadline, where he was sent to the Pittsburgh Penguins in exchange for Eric Fehr, Steven Oleksy and a 2017 fourth round pick.

Lou turns an unwanted waiver pick up into a 4th round draft pick with the upside of a fossil with playoff experience to teach the young kids how to handle the playoff push. If Fehr doesn't work out they can just ship him off to the Marlies with Oleksy.

Let's not forget, that both of 2 out of the 3 players in this trade where waived by their club and the leafs are walking away with the 4th round draft pick.

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>>74449510
Hans plz

>snes

>>74449566
just keeping you updated guys

>>74449545
>4th round pick
>useful
literally did all that work to redraft a corrado tier player or worse

>>74449566
>Just like mama used to make

>>74449397
Settle down. "kind of like" isn't the same as "is like".

He is leading his team in points and nobody else there was drafted or is showing signs of being a future NHL player. He is also a >big guy with a right hand shot. So in that respect, ya, he's kind of like Buff with the Jets in 2011-12. See how the comparison is a relative thing? Not a straight comparison between players.

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>>74449107
> oduya not playing today
> toews is elite again
> offense is clicking
Its okay pongs on back to back days with that awful 3rd period collapse yesterday. I see a comfy hawks win

>>74449545
>with the upside of a fossil with playoff experience to teach the young kids how to handle the playoff push

KEK, laff fans are so delusional.

>>74449123
>Babcucks autism is his fault

Favourite form of delusion?
For me it's Leaf fans

>Goonstav Slashqvist is back vs. the Oilers on saturday
Who will be his next victim?

>>74449545
>laff fans go above and beyond to claim the 2nd rnd pick was useless to them
>try to act like a 4th rnd pick is great

You can't have both.

Thank you based Yzerman.

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>>74449681
>mcdavid's career ended after losing an eye to nyquist

>>74449675
>tsn unironically rates bustthews ahead of mcjesus
>this level of delusion

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>>74449720
>cheeky Slahqvist doesn't fight any of McCrybaby's friends after he ends him

>>74449510
>Ergebnisse
>Bergenisse
hmm

>>74449383
I wrote goons, not goonies

>>74449407
do the booty one! do the booty one!

>>74449689
It is when the pick is practically free. The Boyle deal was paying a price for a player. The Fehr deal is the Pens paying the leafs a draft pick to make cap space.

Corrado will not help in a playoff push and won't be in the NHL consistently for quite a while, if at all.

To imply that the the pens got a decent prospect out of the deal is just silly.

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So here I am
doing everything I can
holding on to what I am
pretending I'm a superman

>>74448325
>southern
>bay

>>74449128
Genuinely this.

>>74449828
>kongs
>cup
>2 years 2 late

sorry iggy, hope they still take you in the hall of fame

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Is there anyone that likes these spawn of satan?

>greece is free from them

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Bowman with the numale look

>>74449720
Good! Too many normies have been getting into hockey ever since mcjesus

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>>74449751
Joke's on you, Lucic would just jump him and literally murder him. Lucic is McDavid's biggest fan.

The shirt isn't photoshopping...

>>74450046
Me on the right

>>74450046
He would just get a stick to the face too m8

>>74450046
>tough guy
>wears another BOYS number
bet he has women peg him with a mcdavid jersey on because he is too shy to just take a real cock

>>74450072
c-can i get YOUR autograph???

>>74450039
Where do you live that McDicklord was the reason people got into hockey? All that comes to mind is bumfuck Montana. Matthews means more sunbelters but McGaykid? I would bet Oshie had a bigger impact on american hokkei.

>Oshie's wife is a total cunt

>>74450046
>skinnyfat
How is this guy an enforcer?

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>>74450046

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>251

>>74450046
>just jump him and literally murder him

Yes, just like he's done whole season.

>>74449966
I love shooting them and eating them.

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I think it's endearing. Lucic just wants to look out for the young phenom.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j0v3vsfgvg

>Greenlay makes more money than most of us for saying absolutely retarded things

>>74449810
Corrado is still young enough to improve his game. Not saying he is a top 4 dman in the future, but maybe a bottom pairing/depth role. You never know. Shultz seemed like his career was ending then he revitalized it with the Pens.

>>74450046
This. Bertuzzi would look like a saint compared to Lucic. He might even do some scalping.

>>74449866
?

San Jose isn't the South?

>>74449966
The young ones are cute.

>>74450255
Well he wasn't paid to be a ufc commentator. I guess he needs to do some research on Rogan.

>>74450289
Schultz's potential was literally double that of Corrado. Corrado's a bottom pairing D-man that's only relevant because he was a Leaf. He's not a decent prospect and it's not like his time in the NHL was really that far beneath what he's projected to be.

The Pens d-core is wiped hard right now. They've gone and picked up a lot of d to fill the holes. They're going to need someone like Corrado to also help fill holes with the AHL as well. There's still a high chance he never even plays for the Pens, let alone is still a Pen next season.

>Suter isn't dead, only day to day
Canabro he likely won't play tomorrow but dont bench him long term


Nice weather poolumbus
the mild got in at 4am and based Russo is stuck at MSP airport. Even mother nature hates your state. Hoped you liked all the Iron ore we shipped you while you still had an economy LMAO

>>74450289
Time will tell. Just saying that if he can't crack a defense core as soft as the leafs then the signs say he won't be making it.

>>74450046
>Lucic is McDavid's biggest fan.

but hasn't he been playing a lot longer than McDavid? I could be wrong but I thought he had at least 6-7 years in the NHL.

>>74450425
>a boney five to the snotlocker
He actually came up with a sentence there. Most of the time it is just half sentences and talking about goalers. It also pisses me off LaPanta is so apathetic about the other teams goals.
They should fire them both and make Wes Walz the color commentator and get a new play by play.

>>74450494
banta has gotten better about opponent's goals, he doesn't deadpan nearly as much as last year

SLIMED

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Based torts

>>74450445
are you a Milwaukee fag? Because Minnesota didn't have anything to do with iron and Ohio if any thing it was Ohio giving iron to you cucks

>>74450633
Happy for the guy. Thought he was done for sure after that World Cup fiasco. I also lost faith in Kekäläinen for a bit for even hiring him in the first place, and trading Johansen. But the guy clearly knows what he is doing. Good for Columbus.

I want to fap but my cat literally will not leave. I am in a recliner chair and he is laying between/on my legs. I have shifted, played loud music, I even left to buy beer and he is still here. Every time I move he just repositions to comfy and falls asleep. I don't like whipping my dick out and fapping in front of my cat.

>>74450661
Imagine being walked all over by a cat.

>>74450661
Leave it outside your room until you're done?

>>74450661
A good pet owner is not afraid to show who's in charge

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>>74450650
>What is the difference between iron ore and steel
>what is the iron range

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>>74450633
>yfw torts will never be your coach and tell you to shut the fuck up when you mention you're too tired to continue practicing

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>>74449053
Memorial Cup championship with the Kitchener Rangers — 2003
Memorial Cup All-Star Team — 2003
OHL Second All-Star Team — 2005
Professional

Calder Cup with the Philadelphia Phantoms — 2005
NHL All-Star Game — 2008
Gene Hart Memorial Award (Philadelphia Flyer who plays with the most heart) — 2007–08
Bobby Clarke Trophy (Flyers MVP) — 2007–08, 2008–09
Prince of Wales Trophy with the Philadelphia Flyers — 2010
Stanley Cup with the Los Angeles Kings — 2012 and 2014
Two-time Clarence Campbell Bowl winner with the Los Angeles Kings — 2012, 2014
International

World Junior gold medal — 2005
Winter Olympic Gold Medal — Vancouver 2010

>>74450704
>he unironically thinks iron is the same as steel
Okay here fag lord here you go, steel is iron with a high carbon content along with other metals such as zinc and copper to increase strength while it is mostly carbon, iron is not steel but steel is iron, steel is an alloy of iron

>>74450676
>>74450679
>>74450702
Alright getting up to take a piss. I will make quite a rustle. Hopefully he finds some other spot to sleep in. Unfortunately it is cloudy here so I can't just plop him in some sunny spot.

>>74450450
The Leafs hang their defense out to dry though. A young dman that is still rough around the edges gets exposed on that team like no where else. Hence why Reily is basically thrown to the wolves right out the gate. Simply bad management of young talent.

That said, the Pens are a much better team for providing their defense with support. Play him in a bottom pairing role and he doesn't get shit on every shift because the Pen fowards actually support their defense.

ITS FUCKING SIX OCLOCK AND I STILL NEED TO DRY MY CLOTHS FUCKING ASSHOLES IN COLLEGE TAKE THE DRYERS TOO LONG

>>74450494
I find most American commentating is biased to the home team. It's like they are constantly advertising the players to the fans, like the fans need to be reminded that the team they are watching is good and has good players.

But Canadian commentating is not much better. It's like they are sucking the cock of the league and opponents every game.

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>>74450728
you forgot to list he has your tongue up his ass, you autistic fanboy

>>74450751
Stfu
Leafs are gonna sign shatter kirk.
Unload bozak and komorov and we all good

>>74450743
Jesus what is the education level in poohio? That was my point. Ohio was a major steel producer but the iron ore had to come from somewhere. Minnesota was a main miner of iron ore. I don't know if it was you or some other retard that said iron is being given to memesota. Most people call it steel after refinement with carbon

>>74450783
But it didn't come from Minnesota you retard get hat through your thick skull

>>74449282
You wish you were banging anyone, ever, you greasy manlet

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>>74450783
ohio is 25th

>>74450770
if there is a dryer that is done and idle for over 30 minutes just throw the clothes on some table.

>not studying and staking out hotties to steal one of their panties
Do you even know how to be a creeper?

>>74450780
>we're getting Stamkos!
>we're getting Shattenkirk!
>just you wait, next year after we sign x and get rid of x, we'll surely be cup contenders

Laffs delusion never ceases to amaze me.

I can't wait for the inevitable selling of the farm and returning to the trash.

>>74448352
His laff dick sucking is really out of control now. He always was mad biased but come on, at least try for the middle ground.

>>74450800
>Montana #1
And you all think we're a bunch of backwoods hicks

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>>74450821
>in 3 years bustthews is traded for 2 2nds

>>74450826
A low population helps

>>74450800
>the further south you go, the more retarded they become

Sounds about right.

>>74450826
>be me
>go to frenchtown
>next town over (alberton)
>senior class of 3
>2 dropped out
lmao

>>74450844
>more niggers
yuuup they'll do that

>>74450839
Low minority population you mean
And yes it helps but it's not everything

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>>74450793
>Large integrated steel mills were built in Chicago, Gary, Cleveland, and Buffalo, to handle the Lake Superior ore.

>Minnesota provides the great bulk of the iron ore mined in the US
>Three of the mines are operated by Cleveland Cliffs

I unironically masturbate in front of my cat all the time.

>>74450852
>Frenchtown
Yuck man, were you there when the mill was still operating?

>>74450836
>Toronto loses in first rnd of playoffs because they can't keep the puck out of their net
>Pittsburgh goes on to win the cup with Fleury getting almost half the starts and good stats
>Nylander traded in the offseason along with 1rst rnd pick for Fleury
>Matthews sophmore slump
>Komarov, VR, and Bozak all walk
>more picks traded for veterans
>Matthews gets fat, traded for 2 2nds

>>74450880
yupp, it closed because the retarded union workers wanted $20+/hr to watch cardboard go by. i remember lotsa kids' parents were not happy bout that closing.
then it got bought and re-opened briefly, only to close down again. idk if it's even there anymore i heard rumours of it getting torn down

>>74450904
I think some alternative energy company bought the land and had plans for it, not sure where that's at though

>>74450940
cool, reading the wiki page smurfit-stone owned it, was under investigation for some toxic shit and metals. closed 2010.
w e w.
i wonder if they could dam the river, the golf course floods like every year. they could make it a huge lake in the valley and start a hydro energy plant

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>>74450901
>I spend every minute trying to start shitposting with laffs fans.
>because tranpa fans no longer respond to my /int/ posting
Fuck off canautist. The soilers might make the second round but everyone will remember them as the shittiest team of this decade.

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Why do some many feel the need to samefag as >us?

>>74448872
Redpill me on him seeing as >my team just traded for him? Anything good or just >moarbig?

>>74451000
>some many
Nice trips tho

>>74450800
>#25
We're average! Woohoo!

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>>74449566
>ywn get volcano cooked chef Boyardee

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>>74451009
fuck off back to /pol/ and /tv/ faggot