ITT: Players with funny names

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>"P-please watch our league"

Jamal Blackman.

From the NFL:

Ha-Ha Clinton-Dix
Barkevius Mingo
Pharoh Cooper (we wuz kangz)
D'brickashaw Ferguson
Ego Ferguson
Richie Incognito
Captain Munnerlyn
LaCharles Bentley

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Nice

Uwe Fuchs
Danny Shittu
Oleg Shatov
Argelico Fucks
Christiaan Kum
Quim

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>>74446653
The fuck is wrong with Quim!?

>>74446953
Slang term for a minge

inb4 brazilian names

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wal_Fall
>German
>Born just a few years after Berlin wall came down
Not sure if his parents were having a giggle

>>74450409
Parents do that sometimes. There are a bunch of people in the Caribbean named "Usnavi", from the word on all those big ships with American flags.

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>>74449779

From Ligue 1 :

Boudebouz (litteraly "piece of dung")
Lacazette (the small nigger house)
Kevin Trapp
Alphonse Aréola
Albert Rafetraniaina
Rod Fanni
Kévin Malcuit ("badly cooked", plays in "the Cauldron")
Jessy Pi
Pape Paye (sounds like papaye - "papaya")
Quentin Braat
Billy Ketkeophomphone
Nicolas Pepe
Julien Cetout ("Julien that's all")

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>rush
Gets me every time

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>>74449523
kek'd hard irl desu

>>74446477

Max Power from Wigan.

>ywn see the english NT going max power and winning the wc

>>74446477
Now you remember ciprian marica and floro flores

Charles Insomnia

>>74450536
>lacazette

haha really?

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>>74450536
>Pape Paye (sounds like papaye - "papaya")

>>74452401
A bit far-fetched but yeah.
Case (pronounce "kaz") = hut/cabin, mostly used for african tribes or slaves.
-ette is a diminutive.

>>74446996
thats because you pronounce it wrong

quim = king without the g

>>74446477

>The story revolves around five humans, Jake, Marco, Cassie, Rachel, and Tobias, and one alien, Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill (nicknamed Ax), who obtain the ability to transform into any animal they touch. Naming themselves "Animorphs" (a portmanteau of "animal morphers"),[4] they use their ability to battle a secret alien infiltration of Earth by a parasitic race of aliens resembling large slugs, called Yeerks, that can take any living creatures as a host by entering and merging with their brain through the ear canal. The Animorphs fight as a guerilla force against the Yeerks, led by Visser Three.

Holy shit. I never knew

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Lukasz Merda

David Batty

Dean Windass

Stefan Kuntz

Nicky Butt

Rod Fanni

Fabian Assmann

Christian Lell

>>74454222
no, wait
>>74448625

>>74454166
No one cares about your shitskin language.

>>74455022
why are you so mean

Foket

Kums

Boli Bolingoli

Amara Baby

Cocalic

Schryvers

Vagner

Goutas

Steven de Petter

Bob Straitman

Van Loo

>>74455022
at least we have a language of our own.