/bundes/liga

first for schalke

thanks

Listening to a podcast about and with jazz, with the same guy from the podcasts about Haiti.

>>74446237
I guess so. It's just his look that's very "hard".

What if Union Berlin is the first team to drag Hamburg into the 2. Bundesliga?

>>74446332
You don't get rid of HIV that easily.

>>74446332
would be glorious

Nice minimal effort win from the foals

based KING will lead another green team to the finals

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>hsv

i've got something very "hard" in my pants

Is this /bundes/?

yes, hallo

>>74446404
Hmm no this is a match thread

I really really like this game

Anyone else notice that exactly the "Big Four" of German football and no one else are playing tonight?

/leverkusen/

Fire Schmidt.

>>74446428
yeah

I know Gladbach have the best midfield in the Bundesliga vut I still really wish they had bought Delaney. Next season, I guess, but it won't be the same without AC.

>>74446428
yes i noticed

>>74446428
is this a joke????????????

>>74446428
i don't understand

>>74446428
Yea HSV (6 meister, 3 pokalsieger, immer 1. Liga) is playing and no one cares :(

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Philip Billing again playing against Manchester City.
I hope Åge Hareide looks his way whenever Denmark are playing international games against.
Surely a Championship player qualifies for the national team when several Suåerliga players regularly start.
After all, central midfield is our weakest area alongside right back.

>Gladbach have the best midfield in the Bundesliga

>>74446455
Well I guess you could argue Nùrnberg over Schalke, but I think recent times > old times when there are disputes.

>>74446485
Gladbach with a minimal effort win after the stress of the last weeks. So they're good, while chilling at 40% of their power

1. bayern
2. bfc dynamo
3. nürnberg
4. dynamo dresden

>>74446491
Union Berlin isnt even playing and SGE already won yesterday i dont know what you are talking about

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tfw goretzka is goat

When English club officials have been to a match on the continent
https://twitter.com/andyhampson/status/837018805679292416

HSV POSITIV

ROBERT HOLZ ROBERT HOLZ ROBERT HOLZ ROBERT HOLZ ROBERT HOLZ ROBERT HOLZ ROBERT HOLZ ROBERT HOLZ ROBERT HOLZ ROBERT HOLZ ROBERT HOLZ ROBERT HOLZ ROBERT HOLZ ROBERT HOLZ ROBERT HOLZ ROBERT HOLZ ROBERT HOLZ ROBERT HOLZ ROBERT HOLZ ROBERT HOLZ ROBERT HOLZ ROBERT HOLZ ROBERT HOLZ ROBERT HOLZ ROBERT HOLZ

>>74446523
this guy gets it

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Friendly reminder that Schöpf is elite.

thx almost forgot

(just kidding i never forget)

>>74446626
almost forgot my backpack again today lol. i felt empty without it though so i noticed

>>74446523
is he the new götze?

>>74446642
>i felt empty without it
pretty sure that's not how you're supposed to carry a backpack

>>74446659
i just ram it up my butthole. is that not how you carry a backpack?

your

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>>74446654

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>müllel not as a starter

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LOL
What a fucking surprise /sarcasm
Still, I even believe Froome is clean re the really bad stuff and I've been watching since before l'Affaire Festina, so maybe I'm a sucker too.

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>ribery thiago robben lewandowski

>>74446710

Damn. After all that shit Wiggins and Brailsford said about doping and dopers.

>le expressive eyebrow man

LEWA

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>schalke

>FC """"schalke"""""

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We can still do it lads

lmao it's over already

>>74446847
0:4 ?

what a fucking shitty league, I heard about buyernwins thanks to this website so I actually decided to watch a match and what do i see? a 2 minute goal. Just fuck off. What a terrible league and you should be ashamed to watch this shit. Bye.

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>Schalke

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Who Sch/a/lke here?

>>74446860
bye

Didn't Lewandowski score that exact same goal earlier this season?

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when he stop scoring?

>>74446869
You need to go back.

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top keke schalke

>>74446878
He did.

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>>74446869
h-hi

>>74446785
I never believed Wiggins with his previous team history.
I'd say I was always 100% convinced he was doped pre-Sky and 50% sure on Sky, if you exclude the borderline products, 100% if you include them.

>>74446869
I've always wondered who draws these things. Are they Japanese /bundes/ fans? German weebs? Are these pictures commissioned? If yes, who commissions them?

>>74446879
when hamburg gets relegated

*muffled cutting inside I'm the distance*

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>Schalke

>>74446943
No you won't. Have fun.

>>74446943
not if she has big tits
>steck für mich einen mit rein

>>74446943
I could give good advice if I had a picture of her.

>poop

>>74446943
16 year old girls are usually not interesting or mature enough to be worth the effort. Unless you want to visit one of those Oberstufenpartys, of course.

>Major League Soccer
If you liked Seattle guy, you will love this
https://mobile.twitter.com/johnbrewinespn/status/837028969480355840

>HIV

I feel so bad for Wood. Scores another solo goal again for this shit club after coming off an injury but HIV will be HIV and fail him as always.

Hopefully a stable uppertable club like Hertha or Frankfurt buy him in the summer.

>poop

T H I A G O

AHAHAAAAAAHHHHAAA

LEWTHIAGOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Good thing i need to study and write protocols

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>mfw

THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO THIAGO

guys im scared
who can even stop this team this year?
they just play better every game

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Here we go again lads

What do you think the final score will be?

>another 8:0

told you they should have shown the other game

>letting a Spanish manlet score a header against you

>smallest guy on the pitch scoring a header

This is the power of Schalke Defending

That said, Thiago is /ourguy/

Time to watch >poop

Fährman? More like Far man, you know, because he went too far away, ha ha...

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>Schalke

>>74447261
>Austrian humor

>>74447222
>>74441436

embarrassing atmosphere as usual

>>74447226
>ynr when Kagawa scored a header in the derby

>>74446272
>tfw no bavarian traditional mia san mia gf

>>74447122
having too many CONCACAF players in one team turns your club to shit, and both of those already met their quota.

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THOSE COMMENTATORS THEY ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE. WHAT IS THIS.

when was the last time you made use of your hatfpflichtversicherung? exactly.

>Schalke

>>74447374
My bet365 stream has no commentary

feels fucking good man

salute /bundes/

fuck bayern desu

>>74447381
When i was in groundschool. Kicked some stone and it landed in a fucking door made of glas

>turn on match on tv at 14 minutes
>1-0 for bayern
>check some other channels for a minute or two and decide to watch thr game after all
>2-0
>no goals since
Motherfucker.

>POOP

WEW

>>74447381
I can't remember .

>>74447427
fuck off shareholder Ahmed
This thread is bayrisch

>SCHLAKE

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ABSOLUTE KEK

Never mind.

>>74446943
I got her unumber now and she said it was the funniest convo she's ever had in her life
was surprisingly easy desu

Schalke aren't gonna win tonight, are they?

>ref asking ancelotti if that was okay

lel

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>>74447470
>that obsession

>>74447453
watch City-Huddersfield
quality entertainment

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>>74447498
Gib pic

Reeeeee

Looks like another 8-0 incoming

Even the HSV looked better than Schalke in the first half

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>Schalke

Lewy has to get a different haircut, that shit looks wacky

hasser werden überrollt

ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES

>>74447470
lel.
I wish >my team was only half as successful as Dirtmund is. Deal with it Ronny, most of /bundes/ is anti customer.

>>74447511
Switched to Lazio - Roma right before Lazio scored. Comfy.

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>Schalke

>>74447445
>>74447469
exactly. long story short: i wont get one

>>74447527
nice image

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>schalke

inSane

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>>74447539
DANKE IBLALI!!!!11!!1!

>>74446272
kreuzband durch bei alonso :(
Career over lads :(

>thought about giving this farce of a game a try
>they're already 3-0 up

maybe next year. joke of a league.

>>74447623
Discgusting piercing desu.

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>>74447558
WORN OUT PLACES

>>74447648
Just join us customers. It's the most wonderful feel desu.

>>74447648
this

>>74447679
kys

>>74447648
it's a cup match, kanacke

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>>74447679
Kill yourself

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>>74447668
WORN OUT FACES

Never trust a man who chews gum like Ancelotti

>>74447648
i mainly watch 3. liga at this point: every saturday 8 games simultaneous and 9 teams are all within 33-36 points

>>74447707
read >>74447709

>>74447709
>Hamburg remfag still mad

Enjoyed that 8-0 or being kicked out the Pokal?

>Schalke 03

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>>74446272
>born in bavaria
>masterrace blood runs through my veins
>tall, blonde and bayrisch
>perfect mia san mia genetics
>feels good being the conservative mia san mia super ubermensch

If you listen closely you can hear Arsenal fans shitting themselves allready

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>>74447767
Do I sense some illegal speech over there?

>>74447767
Uh, it's Wir sind Wir. What the fuck is this autistic Mia san Mia you speak of?

>>74447746
reminds me of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii-QWLy1cJM

>>74447767
>born in bavaria
>masterrace blood runs through my veins
pick one/uno/eins Alois

>>74447716
Based cum inside child man.

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>>74447744
Kill yourself as well

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Why is it that Buyern attract so many /bintpol/ autist?

>>74447898
club has 0 (zero) emotional depth

>>74447923
bretty much this

>>74447923
I see

bayern isnt playing that good, too many individual mistakes

>>74447898
butthurt autists need to let off steam

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>>74447957
>>74447923
>>74447898
>>74447831

The real question why do refugee welcome clubs like Dortmund attract so many weak beta leftist nu males?

Sahne scored

>>74448010
What do I know? I couldn't care less about the BVB.
But please do yourself a favour and spend less time on the internet.

>>74448013
good

>>74448010
>beta leftist numales like refugees welcome club which is self-procalimed antagonist of le ebil buyern

Color me surprised.

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>>74448010
>"I better throw around some buzzwords, that'll show them my superiority"

embarrassing

Which club hates ethnic germans the most?

https://www.taz.de/!5114887/

#BehaltetDennis

>>74448165
st. pauli

>>74448169
>giving clicks to taz
>not using archive

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Meeting a grill tomorrow for dinner.

What should I keep an eye on?

Who's is ready for the >schalke comeback of the year?

>>74448165
The FCB. It's the most popular club at germany but at the same time "Bayern-Hate" is a good german football tradition.

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>>74448165
St. Pauli

>>74448165
>>74448213
Sorry I misread your post. >>74448178 and >>74448214 should be right.

Based gladbach WILL win the bundesliga

>>74448169
cheeky bait

>>74448210
just b urself

where is feetmark?

on my dick lmao

>>74448248
Listening to some Rhy over on youtube
https://youtu.be/sng_CdAAw8M

>>74448210
her tiddy bress

l-lewd

>>74448246
borderline 19yr old redhead is sending me nudes, looks like she's cutting herself or she has car

What should I do?

>>74448246
no

>>74448273
>>74448267

>>74448273
>looks like she's cutting herself or she has car

what does this even mean?

>>74448267
oc but what else

I probably have to kiss her afterwards so maybe I should just order something light

>>74448178
>>74448213
>>74448214

Explain for a non german speaking bong please?

What does the sign say?

>>74448293
yes it does

>>74447579
This is Sasha Gray, right? I need sauce on these to hot redheads >>74447542 >>74447623

Although I think at least of one them red isn't her natural colour.

>>74448314
yes

>>74448260
I'm positively suprised.
Not really an insider tip, but have https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpfZ60wqyUo as a thank you.

>>74448324
>Although I think at least of one them red isn't her natural colour.
and female isn't her natural gender if you know what i mean

>>74448306
cuck club full of rioter fans that never accomplishes anything
they're the antifa of German football clubs
but they are not that hated because they always dump around in the second and soon in the third league

>>74448324

>>74447623 is Bailey Jay.

>>74448306
they are joking about the Dresden bombings and criticizing the German "victim myth"

>>74448377
Sounds a bit like millwall

Just translated the sign. "Your grandparents burned for dresden, against the deustch victimhood myth"

They sound like major cunts

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>Schalke: The >Schalkening

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>>74448293
*a cat ...

...of course... but she told me she is semi borderline and has massive mood swings. Then again a pretty hot teeny cunt, what to do lads?

>>74448346
They've basically made two songs I really like, that one and this one
https://youtu.be/JJS5ywEIsA4
One half of the group came and played at the law faculty Thursday bar I used to run when we moved to a new location as part of Quadron, just before they moved to LA and became moderately big in the US. We paid them like €700 to play 30 minutes.

I will listen to some Sonic Youth always, good choice by you.

>>74448433
bang and don't call again

>>74448411
more like german victim """"myth"""""

>>74448433
idk meet her & find out how crazy she is. if you have any doubts, stay the fuck away

>>74448380
nope, sarina valentina

>>74448433
If you're cropping out the face there is no reason to censor her tits.

>>74448433
Abort mission ASAP


You are going to get fucked over big time

>>74448470
oh, okay.

>>74448455
that's what I usually do but this one smells like trouble, we're fucking at my place and I am in no mood to get stalked

also, tinder fucks = klingelschild abkleben

>>74448433
she will probably call you papa, get in there and then get the fuck out of there

>>74448433
100% not cat scratches are you fucking retarded

>>74448512
>bringing the crazy lady into your place

what are you doing

>>74448356
damn one of them is a tranny you say? well, I have to admit that this girly manner in the one looks kinda trained on the second look.

>Javie dead again
Like clockwork

>>74448510
Who will be the next Dortmund manager?

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>>74448512
>also, klingelschild abkleben

yes, this way she won't know where you live for sure...

>>74448594
*Javi

Listening to Swedish country music (in English)
https://youtu.be/Y3TzP-o4vhs
The songe name-checks Stockholm, just like the best Christmas song ever https://youtu.be/IippcraBPKA

>>74448597
Wagner

>>74448597
Thömäs Tüchel

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>>74448533
her legs look fine tho

>>74448551
yeah expert, and you book hotel rooms twice a week to fuck tinder sluts? frigg off

>>74448599
Back off, I know what I am doing. Just 1 std and 1 abortion in all my years. Wish I was kidding.

Is Müller going to be the next "wonderboy" who is going to be diagnosed with a "metabolic disorder"?

>>74448678
>yeah expert, and you book hotel rooms twice a week to fuck tinder sluts? frigg off

stop fucking hobos! Then there is also the option to go to her place, mate.

monster trucks are so automatic holy fuck

>>74448678
>Just 1 std and 1 abortion in all my years.
hmmmmmm...

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>>74448736
like a week ago I made a post in /bundes/ saying "monster trucks are so autistic holy fuck" after seeing the retarded american advert for them at half time.


Are you bamboozling me?

>>74448678
what about fuckbuddies?

>>74448736
VROM! VROOM! VROOOOOOOM!

red for Badstuber

>Worsestuber

lol the Holger again

>>74448774
have them, but then again I am sucker for pure and cute teenage assholes

If I can't rim a teenage asshole once a week I am literally getting sick

>>74448773
i am honouring you. i tend to repeat things i like. thank you

>>74448909
kek
do you tell them to clean their assholes?

>>74448907

>>74448909
sounds pretty degenerate desu

>>74448955
no, i like to smear their shit around my mouth

>>74448979
you are a true German

>>74448955
he is a schalke fan of course he likes the taste of shit in his mouth

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>>74448978

just found out that the cuter one of the two is the trap.

can you say something nice to me to make me feel better? you can also post funny image

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>walk into bathroom
>see this
your response?

>>74449067
EIN LEBEN LANG!!!

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>>74449037
If you're talking about >>74447542 and >>74447623, we already told you that the latter is a trap.

>>74449067
>you gonna eat that?

lel Robben will never stop being a diving cunt

>>74449067
tell him to clean up and get the fuck out of my house if he's a friend

take pics and banter him in the group chat forever if it's a m8

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>>74449067
How did that happened?

>>74449112
M'Gladbach got a penalty for a similar """"""foul """""" today

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night

>>74449067
nice Bierschiss, Bruder

>>74448909
I never got how this is any different from raging masturbating tßh

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>>74449152
good night

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>>74448979
>>74448978
Gladly taking the ban, I am sucking on those pretty teeny assholes regularly and you don't. Can't even imagine how it feel likes to be a turbo-manlet/fatbeard, can't really empathise :/

>3d piggus
lamoing at your life

stop the lewdposting RIGHT NOW

*stops it*

>>74449181
lel nice projection

>>74449098
no. One told me that one of them is a trap. another dude gave the name of the latter one. I googled it and had to find out that this is apparently the trap.

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LCIM based as always

shit, you're right.

>people are still watching the game
I too, like watching paint dry.

>>74449181
>not turbo-manlet/fatbeard
>talks to people on tinder instead of talking to them on the street

sure...

>>74449297
meant to reply to >>74449274

>>74449330
I'm waiting for the draw

KPB scored against Real Madrid

thx

>Schalke

>>74449067
Wherever I am.jpg

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>>74449067

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man all this gay talk about traps and made up girlfriends is even more shitty than anime posting and the general chatroom atomsphere in here

>>74449461
it's a nice change

I insulted my gf badly in a argument we had just now, chatting. I think its really really bad. We called some names before, but I think I fucked up for good now.

>>74449532
did you call her a dumb shareholder?

>>74449461
try make a difference then.

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reus or götze?

>>74449553
no

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>>74449532
have a high quality animu webm with no connection to the thread

>>74449562
Reus


Gorgetze is a little fat fuck

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>>74449562
roys

>>74449562
Reus

>>74449532
What did you said?

t Arguments with gf pro

>>74449562
Reus

>>74449562
the one with the drivers license

>What did you said
>American flag
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUH?!

>>74449658
Pretty sure that's both of them now.

>>74449532
>not calling your gf 'retarded whorecunt' on a daily basis

how much of a cuck can you be

>>74449605
thx

>>74449636
something bad. worse than "slut", but its something in that category. I wont say it, its too personal, but it alludes to certain sexual experiences she did. She cant cope with it, that I see her that way and I cant really cope with it, having this imagine in my mind.

>>74449841
Did she fuck Turk?:DDDDDDD

But in all seriousness you have two options: ignore it and pretend it never happened or talk to her about her past sluttiness in a level headed manner

t capt'n "obvious" crunch

it's time for the draw

I wish Sammer would just fuck off.

>>74449553
kek'd

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lotte will win right?
right?

The cup draw in England is something these retards could learn a thing or two from.

Get right to it and only takes a few minutes.

>>74449917
Kind of strange when one game still isn't played.

>>74449971
that would be funny

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>>74449971
>you
>making fun of gentleman having Bayern wallpaper when in fact you should have Bayern wallpaper since they are literally the goat team

buli tourists out!

>>74449841
>calling someone "gf" who fucked tons of guys before
LMAO pathetic

>>74449900
no, no turk or negro thankfully.
We talked about it alot, but I cant somehow drop it, and it always bothers us, also because of my self esteem trouble etc.

>>74449699
thats even ok in bed, but not in a discussion like that were im clearly hurt/mad.

>>74450065
I see you havent fucked anyone?

another fucking home game for buyern

ridiculous

>>74450135

and against Lotte, incredible luck

>>74450135
not if Lotte advances

pathetic attempt to justify dating a WHORE

virgin gf masterrace here

>>74450135
yeah, but they also often get the hardest draw while Dirtmund & co can meme their way through some Drittligisten

Bayern - Lotte/BVB
M'Gladbach - Eintracht Frankfurt

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can lotte win this lads?

>>74450168
I wonder how high the rate for female virgins in their early 20s is? 3%?

>>74450209
You clearly don't understand how the world works.

>>74450128
>because of my self esteem trouble
Well mate you better fix that shit before it ruins your relationship. You'll never find a perfect girl without baggage so make that shit work dawg or you could end up like >>74450065

*flips cape and disappears into the ether*

>>74450209
You would be surprised

>>74450244
enlighten me.

I meant here, not in the middle east.

>>74450282
are you the same kind of guy who says "you would be surprised" when talking about, how many girls fuck around?

Anyway, I dont think a virgin is for me anyway, I like sex and a girl that likes sex. Wouldnt sound healthy still being virgin at this age.

>>74450268
yeah, just dont really know how, without dating other chicks and being successfull. Very jealous somehow of people who have fwb/fuckbuddies, whatever, eventhough I love my gf.

What's the point of it all

>>74450366
To die in the end

>>74450366
there is no point

>>74450283
well, I'm not going to spoon feed you but I can give you a pointer: Ask yourself why so many young people don't find a partner and then you can ask yourself why it should be different with girls.

And of course I'm not talking about those idiots with their literal yolo mentality which exist in both sexes.

>>74450244
this so much

"muh every girl is a whore"

literally PATHETIC attempt to justify dating a whore

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it's true many shy girls have their girst boyfriends in their 20s

>>74450366
laughing at losers (especially mad shareholders/consumers)

>it's a Bayern home game in the cup episode
bravo DFB

>>74450510
that's a cute bearded girl

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>>74450542

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>>74450542
no but the point is still true

well, its fucked now anyway, whole relationship, she got a trauma and thats it, she feels really dirty. I fucked it up for good.

>she got a traum
>she feels really dirty
kek
KEK

>>74450592
both rather average desu. Take away the right lighting, makeup, glasses and they will look really plain.

>>74450602
Dange Vigdor
>>74450606
Why did you rape her then

>>74450592
meh

no rainer/10

>>74450625
whats so funny about it?
Its really comon you know

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>>74450631
That is the point. Shy girls are usually the plains ones. You will find many 10/10 20+ year old virgins

>>74450592
they look like 16 m8