/heem/

gooby-GSP WHEN

WONDERBOY

>>>/asp/

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GSP

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If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too:
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;

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49-1

Would gsp have been impressed with bispings most recent performance?

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What's wrong with just one slice of pizza, you can eat junk on emedded no problem, ask Pettis

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If you can dream- -and not make dreams your master;
If you can think- -and not make thoughts your aim,
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same:.
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build'em up with worn-out tools;

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wonderboy won

CONCEIVE

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If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings,
And never breathe a word about your loss:
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on! '

>>74446135
rudyard bisping, ladies and gentlemen

How many push ups can you do /heem/?

I just did 30 but I think I could do 40.

>>74446109
My favourite poem desu

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If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings- -nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much:
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And- -which is more- -you'll be a Man, my son!

BELIEVE

>>74446135
>>74446109
>>74446157
>>74446175

Cut it out

Remember when bisping was defending his title defense against hendo saying he wanted to avenge his loss and he's going to fight all the top contenders after that?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9sDef2JnKk

ACHIEVE

>>74446175
wonderful

how did gsp manage to go for a championship belt when he hasnt fought in years?

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>GSP vs Bisping
I honestly feel bad for Yoel and Jacare

CONCEIVE

>>74446202
Because he's gonna make hella ppv money

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Remember when the bald UFC """"""""""""president"""""""""""""""""""" lied again

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>>74446109
>>74446135
>>74446157
>>74446175
That was good

>>74446192
Bisping never once denied fighting Yoel.

>>74446210
Why would you feel bad for roidboys?

Is gsp going to wear shitty reebok gear or shitty under armour gear?

Will Yoel take the risk to fight someone like Whittaker as Maia did in the meantime?

BELIEVE.

BisGOD bless

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>>74446202
>>74446215
were you surprised?

I was not

>>74446244
>#3

>>74446244
What's your problem with this fight ? Shouldn't you be mad at Cub vs Artem instead ?

Is wonderbra fighting too soon after his beating? How could his medical suspension have been so short to allow him to train again even?

>>74446210
Just wasn't their destineh

MW interim belt coming right up senpai

>>74446261
Maia's earned it. Masvidal is a literal who

>>74446261
Can't I be mad at both?

>>74446278
>Masvidal is a literal who
Do you post on /asp/ by any chance?

*black man smiling meme*

Can't lose the title if you never fight the top contenders.

>>74446244

I believe in Maia but it would be extremely sad to see him lose now tbqh.

>gsp vs weidman
can a fight create more /heem/ infighting?

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Everyone knows who the real champ is anyway.

>>74446261
>be mad at Cub vs Artem

why tho

oh, I see

but why though

it's literally the memiest thing around

conor will be cornering lolbov so swanson can literally call him out at 155 after mauling t-rex into the oblivion realm

WMemEs

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>>74446300
I got you fampai

>>74446300
Sure you can

Ngannou isn't top 5 and would fuck up Stipe

>>74446300
>Can't lose the title if you never fight the top contenders.
Rockhold did lol

>>74446278
So other options for Maia would be
>waiting on a title shot
>Lawler who is lost in action
>Condit who he just dominated, possibly ino retirement
>Magny who is also literally who, 1-1 in his to last fights, one heem loss one bullshit dec win
>Masvidal who's coming off a great win and got some publicity with it

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>>74446274
>MW interim belt coming right up senpai
>>74446278
>Masvidal is a literal who
heem off to a bad start today

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>>74446274
>it's Jacare v Yoel again

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>>74446298
Yeah he beat cowboy. So?

Enjoying those prelims prelims?

see what happened, lads?

we have fresh shitposting material for months to come

dana is literally the visionary president we need but don't deserve

sorry mr. coker

>>74446274
Fuck it, why not an interim belt for Romero - Rockhold and an interim interim for Jacare - Mousasi 2

>>74446319
DELET

This is actually absurd.

>>74446319
Bisping was ranked #4.

>>74446319
lol

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>>74446322
Fucking assassinate Woodley and then fight wonderboy for the title

>>74446315
>implying Ngannou will have a title shot soon.

WME will probably make Stipe fight a NFL linebacker at this point or Shaq

>>74446334
So you do post on /asp/

Him beating Cowboy wasn't exactly an upset.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbHR7GfBCpg
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbHR7GfBCpg


new embedded lads

>>74446311
>Implying the Russian Hammer wont flatten that chump
Do you even flow bro?

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Who /Misha/ here ?

>>74446390
>So you do post on /asp/
God you're.. an experience

>>74446395

what is going on in that thumbnail?

>>74446411
Just admit it dude.

>>74446395
wew lad, cheers kumpel

>>74446322
he already beat magny man

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>>74446421

Would GSP vs Silva make more money than Bisping?

>>74446433
>A weaboo who posts on /asp/
Damn what an awful combo dude.

>>74446073
GSP is going to get heemed so badly against Bisping.

Fuck Bisping has had the luckiest run in UFC history. He would lose to anyone in the top 15 yet he gets the easiest fight ever against Greasy Smeared Petroleum for $$$. He can retire on top after he wins and be a permanent UFC legend with a star greater than GSP and Anderson.

>>74446442

Is water wet?

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>>74446453

>>74446432

202ers are real my guy.

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>>74446073
fuck gay shit poop

Upcoming events:

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Previous thread: >>74438766

News:

>GSP to fight Bisping for title
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/03/georges-st-pierre-return-official-will-fight-champ-michael-bisping-for-ufcs-middleweight-title

>Cirkunov is back in UFC
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/3/1/14780452/ufc-misha-cirkunov-come-to-agreement-on-new-contract

>Lawlor is probably done fighting
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/3/1/14760544/tom-lawlors-career-probably-over-due-to-two-year-suspension

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>>74446453
calm down dude its not serious lmao

>>74446471
Early stoppage

>>74446460
no

>>74446476
Do you also post on /asp/?

>>74446471

Why does this webm cut out the part where he taps? That's literally the best part.

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>>74446215

>>74446476
She looks like South Park character in that photo

>>74446395
Thanks

>>74446499
kek

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Is Khabib's eye a bit fucked?

>>74446495
lel

>>74446395
Khabib doesn't want to kiss Taylor Swift ?

>>74446507
Dagestan is legitimately next to Chechnya man, be a hard people in those parts

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Bisping is officially ducking the MW division, you can't deny it at this point. Bisping fans will defend this.

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>>74446395
>it's a meme doctor episode

>>74446538
>people call tyron a ducker
but bisping is le funny quick witted man so he gets a pass xD

>>74446559
Is this the same guy who put balloons up Garbage's nose ?

>yfw Jacare v Romero 2 for the interim MW belt
>yfw we will soon live in an age where interim belts are more legitimate than real belts

WME doesnt give a shit about the proper matchup, they literally just did this in hopes of have gsp be chanp again for ppv sales

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>>74446561

GSP vs Bisping actually would be a decent fight if it wasn't for the title. GSP's coming back, he's getting older, he'll be fighting bigger guys than he has in the past - it makes sense for his first fight to be against someone who's maybe the 6th or 7th best guy in the division, rather than being thrown to the top contenders right off the bat. Bisping fits the bill; plus it's a reasonably fun style matchup. It's just something that should be happening after Bisping gets murdered by Romero.

>>74446559
It's not meme shit is it? It's just stretches and whatnot

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>WME-IMG
>holly-germaine
>bisping-gsp big money fight
>WME-IMG

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>Miesha Tate is definitely next in line to face Ronda
>Yeah Jacare is fighting Weidman next 100%
>Hey man listen, it makes sense that TJ gets an immediate rematch against Cruz. That was a close fight to call man.
>I had it 2-2 going into the fifth, but I thought Lawler won, we'll definitely give Condit a rematch that was a great fight.
>Conor will 100% be defending the 145 belt against winner of Aldo/Frankie next, this whole Nate thing was just a one off.
>Hey listen man Jon Jones can say whatever he wants, but Vitor Belfort wasn't on steroids
>No one sits home alone and watches the UFC
>Lesnar vs. Hunt is now the main event
>No you're wrong goof, Alvarez is fighting Khabib at UFC 205
>Hey man listen, Cyborg is gonna be fighting at 145 lbs next
>GSP will never fight again in the UFC
>Romero is the #1 contender and he will be fighting Bisping next

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>>74446570
>an age where interim belts are more legitimate than real belts
damn you're right

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Don't mess with me like that Embedded.

>>74446593
>It's just something that should be happening after Bisping gets murdered by Romero
and forfeit all the hype shekels with a belt on the line? preposterous

>>74446561
He's not even funny though.

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Wonderboy is my lowkey boy 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugFGZKc2Ijc

Anyone else feel like like this bullshit ruins any excitement you had for gsp return

>>74446570

>soon

We already do. Khabib vs. Ferguson is the real lightweight championship fight, considering that Conor refuses to defend and won the belt off a guy who's clearly inferior to both of them. Holloway's belt is also more legit than Aldo's, since he actually had to win a fight to get it.

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>>74446616

>>74446645

Aldo beat Frankie

>>74446619
at least that magician was careful

>>74446593
Why on earth would they match Bisping against GSP if it wasn't for the title?

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FUCK GSP
FUCK DANA
FUCK BISPING FUCKIN PAPER CHAMP

>>74446608
The meme part is the "doctor" isnt an actually physician. He's a chiropractor.

>>74446669

Hendo literally left that fight with 0 damage.

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>>74446669

>>74446619
>>74446666
Khabib shouldn't have punked him, the fight is already over

>>74446665

True, but he was still upgraded to undisputed champion without having to beat anyone to unify the belts.

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>>74446698
How did an old turtle looking guy like Hendo get her?

>>74446708
That's like your opinion man.

>>74446645
Holloway beat a guy who is not even top 5 at fw and missed weight. Aldo beat Fronkie. Besides that I agree with you.

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>making your champion waste time with some two bit illusionist

>>74446633
because you're an adult. these idiots giggle like schoolgirls for these "bants"

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>>74446725
Whacked her over the head with his club and dragged back into his cave

>>74446739
I bet you're a McGregor fan

>>74446725
what's it so special about her, the plastic tits or the complete face rearrangement he paid for?

>>74446725
Better personality than you.

>>74446733

that's one of WME "talents" they're cross-promoting

>>74446667

To see how he does at middleweight before he fights the top guys. If he loses to Bisping, he's clearly not going to be able to hang with Rockhold, Weidman, Romero etc. If he wins, he's at least top 10 in the division and could possibly make a run at the title.

This is of course assuming that GSP is serious about competing at MW on a regular basis, which I don't think is the case. I think he just wants high-profile fights against beatable opponents; I don't feel he has any interest in grinding his way up the ladder.

>>74446739
>>74446633
>Yanks don't understand banter
colour me surprised

SHEEE YOU NEVER

BOI

>>74446773
He's not even funny tho'

>>74446733
I replayed fergusons trick 5 times, where did the freaking coin go reeeeee

>>74446778
I dunno mate, my sides sure as fuck entered orbit when he KO'd luke rockhold, and during the press conference they left to solar system

>Bisping gets his """"money fight""""
Now we will have ALL fighters bitching for money fights

>>74446636
>being exited for 25 minutes of man hug

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>>74446757
all the feminism movement in argentina made you a faggot

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GET FUCKED ROIDHUES

AHAHAHAHHAHA

THE KING IS HERE

Cockhold puts on a brave face but he must have some serious PTSD, how do you fuck your career that hard. The MW division is officially dead

>>74446215
He gives shots to whatever will draw the biggest crowds.

>>74446778
McShart nuthugger detected

>>74446798
this

>>74446636
Why? It's a good match up for him, he will have a hard time holding down Bisping and his cardio will be tested to the extreme. Should be a fun fight.
If he was fighting the wondermidget it'd ruin it for me.

>>74446880
He's not funny and neither are you.

>>74446871
this is a tremendous bantz right now, seriously

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Tony Ferguson will win.

>>74446889
>Should be a fun fight.
Do you casuals really believe this?

>>74446908
>Believe you me buddeh

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>UFC matchmaking in recent years

>>74446898
I am funny

>>74446725
> be Dan Henderson
> notorious alpha badass chad
> UFC HoF lock
This doesn't seem to complicated

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WOAT

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PHONE SEX
KEEPS THE DRIVE ALIVE

PHONE SEX
KEEPS THE DRIVE ALIVE

>>74446871
Most mediocre champ in the history of ufc

>>74446908
He wouldn't be much of a magician if the card Tony picked said Loser kek

>>74446908
He's a creative and good striker but not being able to put RDA away was a bit shameful.

So are more champs going to be ducking contenders for monies fights?

>>74446955
He rearranged his face for 5 rounds and sent him to WW

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>>74446936

Reminder that Woodley has not said it's his destiny to win this rematch.

>>74446955
>not being able to put RDA away was a bit shameful.
This is a really daft comment. RDA has a solid chin, Alvarez managed to crack it because RDA literally passed out during the weight cut for the fight and was in a poor state.

>>74446955

>"only" outclassing one of the best lightweights ever for 5 rounds is shameful

>>74446929
You find Bisbong funny so by proxy your humor is terrible. Probably like Sarah Silverman comedy huh?

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISPING ISN'T DUCKING YOMERO

HE NEVER ONCE SAID HE REFUSES TO FIGHT ROMERO

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Is Bisping /freemoney/?

>>74446920
You tell me cunt, definitely better than him holding down nick diaz for 5 rounds again

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>>74446927
>in recent months
ftfy

>>74446983
Yeah I mean it was a solid performance but his placement's mediocre. If he's just planted one on the centre of RDA's jaw would have been a short fight

>>74446998
Yeah idk man precision beats power meme

>>74447021
literally free money

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>>74446997
It is

>>74447040
You're silly

>>74447021
what the fuck..

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>>74447015
quaaack

>>74447037
it has been declining for a while, tons of retarded matchups

>>74447024
but that's exactly what's gonna happen to bisping

>eating Pizza
>playing disc golf
>doing radio shows

For fuck's sake, Wonderboy what are you doing?!

>>74447004
Yeah its been a bit lackluster in recent years but in the Ultimate fighter when him and Hendo were coaches it was a classic. Hendo got the last laugh though

>>74447054
Eh it was a statement but what's the point of being a good striker if you can't put people away?

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honestly lets just stop talking about Bisping, we are giving WME and Britbongs what they want.

>>74446955
>not being able to put RDA away was a bit shameful.
Top 10 p4p dumbest thing I've ever read on /heem/

>>74446073

>3rd fight in a row rankings were fucking in middleweight

Lol

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holy shit, Julia Budd is stacked. shes more ripped than Sara McMann

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>>74447085

>>74447105
He could hit him at will. Honestly you let me punch someone for 25 minutes and I'll put them to sleep for sure.

At least Cirkunov's back

>>74447134
Its a matter of GSP's power double man. I don't think Bisping can work around it, cardio might be an issue though

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>>74447136
Wonderboy hungry, he's ready to feast on saturday

>>74447024
This fight will go one of two ways

Georges St. Roiderre will cagehug, jab, leg kick and wrestle his way to a 50-45

Bisbong will jab and leg kick his way to a 48-47 split decision

None of these sound "exciting" to me.

>>74447219
THE DISRESPECT

>>74447140
if you watch his record, he's only been able to finish Ramsey Nijem and that clown Kikuno with strikes, he has no pop on those weak hands, he'll get eaten alive by Conor.

>>74447140
RDA didn't even get dropped in his TKO loss to alvarez.. He hasn't been KO'd since the jaw surgery, literal titanium chin

>>74447196
I got a big dick Joe

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You can go eat all the pizza you want boy

>>74447165
Yeah I think he can take Bisping down but the guy is actually pretty good at getting back up desu, plus the weight advantage will be a factor

>>74447140
>Honestly you let me punch someone for 25 minutes and I'll put them to sleep for sure.

You really wanna take up all the rankings in my p4p list huh?

Wonderpie

>>74447219

Anybody have a webm of the Marquardt/Gouveia finish?

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>>74447247

Why are you retards so obsessed with memes?

>>74447309
Ask WME

>>74447195
When has GSP been an exciting fighter?
I want to see if he can hold Bisping down and if his striking is good enough to fuck with a legit technician like bisping.
(he can't)

>>74447234
Oh God. I hope somebody would hack wonderboys account and do this the day before the fight.

>>74447309
Come back in 6 hours for comfy heem when most of the yuros are asleep.

>>74447330
>with a legit technician like bisping
Made me laugh out loud

>>74447232
Its, a thing, I mean where do you draw the line? I mean is that not an unfair advantage?

>>74447272
I mean GSP is amazing on the ground man. I can't remember who it was against atm but one of his submission was the prettiest thing I've ever seen. If the guy moved one way it was one submission and the other another. Was beautiful

>>74447330
>journeyman vs goat
I wonder who will win

>>74447369
Probably because you're a retard.

>>74447397
>with a legit technician like bisping
>that flag
>this topic

Please stop dude my sides.

>>74447330
>When has GSP been an exciting fighter?

When has Bisping lol? Except for when he's getting whooped by Vitor or rag dolled by even Tim Kennedy.

>>74447397
are you serious? bisping got dropped TWICE by 46 yo who kept spamming one meme weapon

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>>74447415
Bisping actually got pretty good in the last few years. Its just that his wins are usually not stunning and he's got some highlight reel knockouts against him, you're getting meme'd man

20-7 in the ufc

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lads I just woke up and found out about mr dinosaur and bisbong

how mad is cuck thomas?

how mad is leddit?

how mad is shershit?

LMFAO

I LOVE THE NEW UFC

MORE MEMES FOR ALL OF US

>>74447415
Someone didn't get the DVD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBYbJimd4gM

>>74447452
Lol only commonwealth spergs would call Bisping a "legit technician"

Get some damn self awareness.

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>>74446073

>Middleweight Division is getting good
>Lets make Bisping fight a fucking 170er manlet, who clearly has no interest in the division instead of the clear number 1 contender

This makes me so fucking mad.
There is no hope for this company.

>>74447478
They are foaming at the mouth

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who should Bisping fight if he beats GSP?
>Rafael Natal?
>Garreth McLellan?
>another WW?
so many choices

>>74447448
Hendo has ridiculous power though, Bisping was probably still traumatized from the first fight kek, he is a legit technician though, skill =/= power.

>>74447330
Never, he's always been a fucking bore

>>74447524

ahahahaha

this is great

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>>74447507
>americans in charge of self awareness

But no I didn't say that. He's gotten pretty good though

>>74447526

Let Vitor have a go at the lad yeah? Bisping needs to beat up all the legends he can.

>>74447433
This is true, more of an interesting match up than a barnburner this one. Who knows though could be a war.

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>>74447526
Obviously Goobert for the moneytalker championship.

>>74447560
>He's gotten pretty good though

When did he get good exactly?

>>74447534
>legit technician
>loses focus and almost gets heemd
I bet you think the fights are close because he wants them to.

>tfw to smart to put more effort than needed to get a MD

>>74447585
Worst thing GSP ever did was legitimise Matt Serra's shitty podcast imo

>>74447587
Last couple of years. He's a decent kickboxer

>>74447585
>more of an interesting match up

There's nothing interesting about two mediocre fighters fighting for the belt when better contenders exist.

>>74447611
He was baiting him into his guard pleb

>>74447615
>Last couple of years.
Lol be more specific? Was it in the split decision win over Thales Leites? Was that when he got good?

>>74447626
>GSP
>Mediocre
What nigger?

>>74447626
Yeah I mean its been a shitty couple of years for match making

>>74447661
Looked pretty good punching Silva's face in and he's won his last 5 even if some were a bit, debateable

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>mfw bisping could get wins over silva and GSP
>mfw bisping retires after beating GSP and becomes the GOAT killa

>>74447730
>a bit, debatable
you think

>>74447692
He's a bloody welterweight who has been away for 3 years.

There's a reason he only agreed to come back to fight Bisping. Not Romero, not Jacare, not Weidman, not Mousasi, not even Tyron, cause Bisping is so awful he believes he can come off the couch and beat him.

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>GSP will be the middleweight champion

>>74447730
>Couple of years
>Mentions fight that happened last year

Wew

>>74447754
or maybe he cant make the 170 cut healthy

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>>74447692
really wish I had a picture of punished Fitch. A man robbed of his vision

>>74447749
Well I mean there's the whole "must be unresponsive after the bell" thing. And Hendo landed 2 punches in 25 minutes

>>74447769
2016 and 2017 was what I meant

Fuck me man why are Burgers such twats?

>>74447741
Nah mate I want him to barely survive against romero, eke out a controversial decision before retiring as MW champ and leave rockhold REEEEEEing

>>74447762
I could see GSP also ducking the MW division if he wins

>bisping beats GSP
>waiting all this time yoel and jacare become shot
>bisping beats them and weidman who is now deleted
>retires as the new middleweight GOAT

>>74447769
>>74447808
Thought you were talking about the matchmaking.

Um yeah idk man he's always been pretty solid but has put it together in recent years. Can't really remember that well though

>>74447754
I've seen him in a lot of Firas Zihabis videos, he's been training the whole time apparently.

>Bisping GSP draw

>WE WILL DO IT AGAIN

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>>74447833
Nah, say what you will about his style but he's not a pussy like Bisping, if he wins he'll go ahead and get BTFO by Jacare a couple months later

>>74447661
He fucked up cung le pretty handily. He's always been good just has no power because he's a volume puncher.

>>74447808
>2016 and 2017 was what I meant

2017 is 2 months in and he hasn't fought. Nice backtracking you loser.

>Bisping actually got pretty good in the last few years
>When did he get good
>Last year against Silva xD

That was probably the first fight of his you've ever seen.

>>74447882
>cung le
my sides

>>74447862
Lol my guy Jacaroid has been Poosada'd and will be out of the picture by then

He literally gator walked his way out of every single chance for a title shot

>>74447882
Yeah Cung Le is just one of the top elite guys huh?

I mean sucks for Yoel and Jacare but goddamn this is perfect fight for both GSP and Bisping

>>74447809
See, even you want to see him fight Romero. It was the fight to make

>>74447478
>mr dinosaur and bisbong
that's redundant

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>The sperg who gets triggered by Jacagoat is here

>>74447897
>>74447909
Bisping dominated a prime silva and a prime hendo

Stay mad

>>74447884
Read here>>74447844
I was thinking I probably should have said sorry but you're kind of being a fuckwit so hey

And no I don't really remember many of his fights in recent years but he's always been a bit of a watchman in the division. Out classed Stann pretty hard but then he's not really been in contention status for a long long time until recently

>That was probably the first fight of his you've ever seen.
Cool meme man

>le fugg le bingbong xddddddd

I want Sheredditors to leave

>>74447859
I hope to fucking god that they either draw or someone gets eyepoked hard so that the fight is stopped. WME needs to get punished

>>74447021
Nah GSP wins

>>74447912
Not yet, I want you yanks to cry a little more first while the count counts the zeros in his bank account

>>74447927

Oh for sure he was tagging Cung Le with some clean strikes my man.

>>74447955
What if GSP gets an easy decision like Kennedy did, Mike's TDD is garbage

>>74447940
>I want Sheredditors to leave
Lead by example.

>gsp beats bisping
>gsp caught on roids
>gets overturned and bisping gets the title back

>>74446636
Yep.

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if bizbong GETS bizBANGED by gsp is he the worst champion of all time?

>>74447976
He was right all along

>>74447965
kek

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>fought no one
>lost to everyone

lmfao you can't make Bizbings reign any more memeworthy

>>74447936
>And no I don't really remember many of his fights in recent years
So then why say he's gotten good? Oh yeah cause you're clueless.

Decision against Dolloway where he got rocked, Split decision against Leites where he also got rocked and nearly heem'd...but he's a "legit technician" cause some casual sperg with a British flag said so.

My sides.

>robbed against Chael
>robbed against Rashad
>fucked up Cung Le STRIKING with ONE EYE
>wouldve koed Rockhold if not for a headbutt
>literally beat the brakes off of Anderson Silva in STRIKING with ONE EYE
>knocked out Rockhold in the rematch with ONE EYE
>survived against Hendo with ONE EYE

Bisping is amazing

>>74448030
You now remember his """"superfight""" with Alan Belcher

>it's yet ANOTHER "retired ex champion comes out of retirement to make a fool of himself and waste everyone's time" episode

>>74447980
>n-no you!!!!

Neck yourself Redditor

>it's another bisping beats a GOAT but doesn't get credit episode

>>74448056
Lead the way lad

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>>74447992
Fuck that must have hurt his teeth, no mouthguard then an upwards shot to the jaw, no one's favourite

>>74448030
>but he's a "legit technician"
Nice strawman. I never said or agreed with that, but good job with your """argument"""

>>74447974
He's pretty good at getting back up and he'll definitely have the edge in significant strikes, I think he's too big for GSP too, plus cardio and ring rust, it's a 5 round fight. I wouldn't really mind if GSP won desu, I just want mike to get his money

>>74448072
>get knocked out in every fight
>still win

i wonder why

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>Woodley has a folder named JonJones

>>74448081
Why you act like Bisping is struggling to feed his family???? The guy is set, just wants to take advantage of situation

>>74448073
Stay BTFO kid

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Why is GSP ducking Artem?

>>74447247
le mandatory plebbit maymay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBYbJimd4gM

The only people who should be asking for cross-division superfights are Joanna, Mighty Mouse and Jon Jones.

Not this schmuck who always does enough to just survive in most of his "wins"

>>74447992
Brazilians have no fucking shame, always doing this shit.

Anderson was entirely within his rights, according to ufc rules. He's still a total faggot if he actually feels proud about landing that knee.

>>74448082
>gets knocked out
>still comes back and wins

That's GOAT material

>Where are your belts Khabib, u take too many punches, it ll be a different story when Mc Gregor cracks u, u ll have to grab on to him like a little girl cause u ll not be able to stand toe too toe like a man, u talk, no belts, Mc Gregor talks but he wins belts

>>74447992
>gets knocked out
>wins the fight
British '''''judges''''' should be hanged.

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>>74448112
because EVERYONE is ducking Artem

>>74448080
You said he's gotten good in the last few years then just admitted you don't remember any of his fights in the last few years(something I already knew and told you)

So what are you even trying to prove?

>>74448115
>>74447247

wrong link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdtKbq3Omkw

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>>74448109
25 million is my mark for Bisping.

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>>74448128
it's protect yourself at all times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieJPRhlkVh4

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>>74448095

Jon is the GOAT.

Everyone should have a Jon Jones folder.

>>74448128
Do you know what "protect yourself at all times" means?

Bispings only legit win is the Rockhold KO, thats literally it

>>74448128
>opponent stops defending himself
>he's a faggot for knocking him the fuck out
Can't make this up.

>>74446073
This is such fucking bullshit desu
I hope GSP gets injured and retires for good, what a fucking joke

>>74448143
>So what are you even trying to prove?
>american logic

I think he's evolved as a striker. He's clean at staying on the outside and has some good parts to his game like seeing Rockhold open himself up to the hook, I didn't used to rate him that high, seeing him get btfo by Rashad took him out of the top pool, but now with his chin and cardio I think he's pretty decent