/hoc/

>rags

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Go oilers

>>74445342
Yeah they're cheap but it's a protest, tired of Bargain Bob doing dumb shit like hiring Carlyle

3rd for wings 3rd round picks

Okay Sackic that's a start now do something else you useless motherfucker reeeeeeeeeee

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Jesus Christ Sakic answer the phone

>kangs

first for poo

Iginla sounds like a cornball ass nigga

>kongs will go out in the 1st again
it's like the lecavalier trade

Sources claiming Duchene isn't being moved today

>>74445379
What are they doing?

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>sophomore season
>#1 in points
>#2 in takeaways
>5 GWG
>+20
>fastest player of all time
>youngest captain of all time
How can the rest of the league even compete?

Sources claim McDavid is on the move

now that >my team isn't making the playoffs, it's fun to see the delusion of other teams grabbing rentals that arent even in the picture

>>74445402
Him or Burns will win the Hart
Oilers are trash when hes not on the ice

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>mfw the aves will be irrelevant for at least another 10 years

McDavid for Crosby and Rust

>>74445411
To Tim Horton's?

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>its another episode of the habs load up on crappy depth grinders at the deadline

love it to be desu

Kronwall to Chicago for a 1st and conditional 2nd

>>74445402
>mcdavid no longer feels safe in edmonton after a night where Edmonton prospect Jesse Puljujärvi showed up in his apartment. Reports don't tell what happened afterwards.

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>>74445402
>#2 in takeaways

Gee I wonder who #1 is...

Oilers rumored to be interested in Steve Mason (as per Eklund, my apologies.)

Redpill me on Mason. Is he a plug?

Chara 50% retained to Kings for Kempe and Martinez

EBERLE TO SNES

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Is Byfuglian a meme player or is he /ourguy/

>>74445474
Turns out he is, in fact, Cell Key material.

>>74445402
>+20
Is he even trying?
>fastest player
Literally his only strength
>youngest captain of all time
>imblying they had anyone else to give it to
Mcgaykid will never have the career crysby has. He will rot away in deadmonton and win a few awards but never be considered one of the greats.

>>74445480
yep. he has reverted to columbus-era mason over the past two seasons.

BARGAINBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

DO SOMETHING YO0U FUCKING FUCKER USELESS PIECE OF FUCKING TRASH

WE'RE NOT MAKING IT PASS THE FIRST ROUND BARGAINBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

>Only a 3rd and a bust for Vanek

Fucking hell, Burrows and Hansen got much more and they're worse

if sakic doesn't trade duchene he should budd dwyer himself

>>74445500
>rot away in deadmonton
He's moving first chance he gets

>habs trying to win with 12 4th line forwards
what the fuck are they thinking

Will McMeme be the first openly faggot NHLer /hoc/? If not, who?

why would detoilet even trade vanek?

>>74445490
There's nothing on the Snes that Oilers need, lad

>>74445526
Laine

Can we just get a legitimate trade? I'm getting blue balls here.

Next stanley cup winning team is a canadian.

Wings Draft pick acquired:
2017 3rd x3
2018 2nd
2018 6th

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>>74445526
nylander

mcjesus has been breeding bitches for years already

>>74445526
I thought Crosby already was

>>74445542
Wrong

>>74445527
we're committed to tanking and not committed to resigning him for 4 million dollars

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>>74445506
holland is a shit gm lad

>>74445527
Why wouldnt they? One year contract on a dead in the water team.

>>74445551
Nope

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>>74445530
Lazar needs his roommate back

>>74445550
He is still in the closet officially

>>74445530
we need lazar to complete the oil king achievement

>>74445526
Alex Nylander

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post yfw snes win the cup

>>74445513
>underestimating McDavid's character this badly

>>74445417
Such as?

>>74445561
>>74445566
>lazer mind

>>74445557
he fleeced the rangers and chicago

>>74445544
>4445544 muh benis

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>>74445569

>>74445527
Tanking

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>>74445569

>>74445549
GENERATIONAL'D

>>74445577
Kangz, Florida, hasbs

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>>74445575
he really is outta there ASAP when he gets the chance. edmongolia is literally the worst town in the league except for maybe winnipeg

>>74445577
Vanek to florida
Igilna and Bishop to kings

>>74445494
Buff is a good olayer

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>>74445598

>>74445569
post yfw karlson leaves your dead in the water shit team

>Michael RussoVerified account @Russostrib 3h3 hours ago

>Since #cbj beat the #mnwild Dec. 31, the Wild's 18-5-2 and the Jackets are 13-11-2

What a letdown of a memebowl part 2

>>74445613
SUPERSTAR'D

>>74445613
Fuck me.

>>74445613
jesus christ those titties

>>74445575
If he stays it's for no less than 12m effectively killing the team

>>74445603
calgary is infinitely worse, i was there during the long weekend and i think it gives vancouver a run for being the least white city in canada

>>74445613
There are no attractive women in Edmonton.


THAT IS A FACT

>Kongs just acquired Iginla
But why, he's too old

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>>74445623
>>74445629
>>74445636
hes dating some rich blonde bimbo now

>>74445639
I doubt it's worse than Toronto

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>>74445638
>mfw he signs for $9.7 mil

Do you think Larkin and AA will see time on the 2nd line next year?

>>74445659
>muh veteran grit

>>74445667
I want McDavid to be a bigger caphole than Kane/Toews. It needs to be at least 10.5+

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>>74445667
>mfw they sign poopinajarvi for 9.8

>>74445667
>signs for 10 million and then busts harder than Wayne "The Great Bust" gretzky
>oilers don't see playoffs for another 12 years

>>74445662
every public place was 90% asian, 8% paki, 1% white and 1% black

thats not an exaggeration

>>74445661
>this ugly 20 year-old McGayKid is a generational hockey talent and breeding top shelf puss and basically, you are fucking stupid

>>74445677
AA will, but Larkin will be on the 1st line in the AHL.

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>>74445613
>not even ass grabbing

Whats a fucking closet faggot

>>74445661
FUTURE LEGEND'D

>>74445714
YOU can't even see where his hand is tho

>>74445714
why are her fingers so short

>>74445729
You blind?

>>74445714
shes ugly
>pink bowtie
kek

>>74445740
I think he was talking about the mcmeem picture

>>74445706
Atleast he's not a bust like Eichel. And Eichel is uglier.

>>74445758
So was I

>>74445740
>>74445758
I was talking about mcgaykid

>>74445714
PIGGED

this trade deadline is shit. why is nothing happening?

>>74445758
McMeme has his hand on the lower back, you can see his fingers.

>>74445768
You can see the left hand, but where do you think his right hand is

>Minor-league goalie trade: TB sends Adam Wilcox to FLA for Mike McKenna.
Minor league trades.

>>74445768
You're right, I didn't see his fingers. Damn lmao why wouldn't he grab her ass

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>>74445776
>>74445789

>>74445785
Honestly i saw it coming. A lot of the trades have already happened leading up to today

>>74445785
It happened yesterday

COLORADO DO SOMETHING TO MAKE THIS FUN REEEEE

>virgins arguing about hand placement in a picture
its sad really

>>74445714
Connor is a good ol' Ontario boy who is respectful and always shows up in a freshly washed car, shakes hands with the father, kisses the mother's cheek, then opens the door for the girl he's picking up.

Matthews clearly has herpes and gonorrhea.

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>Jim Benning won the trade deadline by a country mile
Was he playing 4D chess the whole time?

>>74445808
It's alright anon, this deadline is so garbage this is what we're discussing

>>74445812
McJuiceNugget is a classy man. Leave the ass touching for the bedroom

>>74445818
This happens every deadline. It's always a massive fucking bust. Duchene and landeskog will be dealt in the summer.

>>74445827
I wasn't arguing you nigger

>>74445808
I even admitted that I didn't see his fingers in that pic

>>74445807
>Tampon gay
>Trading for a washed up old fart

>>74445812
Who the fuck cares? Fucking idiot.

>>74445840
>doesnt refute the virgin part
huh

>>74445706
>and basically, you are fucking stupid

You know there's literally millions of younger men than you who are superior to you in most ways?

How long are duchene and landeskogs contracts? They are still pretty young, why would the avs dump them?

there's still an hour and fifteen left.

relax.

John Shannon calling Killorn to the Oilers for Anton Slepyshev and 2017 3rd pending trade call

>>74445613
>old lady hips

>>74445848
The people I was talking to, calm down

>trade deadline is so boring, we're literally arguing over Matthews' and McDavid's skills with the ladies

>>74445745
>he doesnt colour coordinate with his date at a formal

>>74445851
Where do you think we fucking are?

We both know you're one of us mate, no need to pretend.

>Just over an hour till deadline

How long till Benning proves hes elite and lands Duchene for a Sedin

>>74445877
Welcome to /hoc/

>>74445877
>It's another Ray proves he's the TSN GOAT episode

>>74445807
Wilcox actually made it to the AHL? He seemed like another NCAA goaler destined to failure.

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>>74445870
I'm ok with this.

>>74445833
In chess the point is to win

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And then he said "im watching the sportsnet feed, not tsn"

>>74445519
Kill goalie on first game, get the plug suspended, win in 4, rinse and repeat till Stanley Cup.

>>74445877
>we're literally arguing over Matthews' and McDavid's skills with the ladies

So /hoc/ is being gay af as usual, imagining who they'd like to suck off more.

>>74445870
boo i like slepyshev

vrbata getting traded

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE SPICY TRADES. I'M FUCKING DONE WITH THIS LEAGUE.

>>74445877
>he's never been in a toronto game thread where they are arguing whether marner is a top or a power bottom

>>74445956
Vrbata to Norway for a Fjord

>>74445965
18+

Good trades always get announced after 3PM.

>>74445972
vrbata + 2018 1st round

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how long until Duchene is traded?

>>74445965
They all happened in the last few days

>>74445995
June

>>74445995
a few months

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>>74445920
>>74445950
I made that up

Btfo

According tothe NHL trade centre Ignila is a D

>>74445994
Throw in one of them Norwegian sluts and you got a deal

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>Boston trades Marchand for 2 first round picks in 2017

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>Florida, Vancouver and Arizona won the trade deadline
Is the rest of the league retarded?

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>>74446011
You absolute madman.

>>74446038
KEN HOLLAND THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE ACTUALLY DID IT

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>>74446011
WHAT THE FUCK MAN

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Is that it?

>This jew looking guy overrating Toews like mad

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>>74446011

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>>74446032
alright, call the NHL

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>>74446057
>>74446042
>believing anything without a tweet

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If I nap now what do you think I'll miss?

>>74446038
The rest of the league has some chance of winning the cup.

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>>74446077
The trade is approved.

>>74446077
you wouldnt give a mountain to your friend and ally finland, but you'll give up a fjord for vrbata?

im seeing you in a whole new light norge

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GODDAMN IT I WANT INSANE TRADES NOW

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It feels weird to no longer be the league doormat, bros.

Red Wings acquire Igilna from kings for 4 3rd rounders in 2017

>>74446131
ill give you half of this a sammich for your jello pack

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>>74446143

TRADE TRADE TRADE

rags swap an AHLer with the oilels

>>74446121
jokes on you, it's a fjord aquired from finland

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>>74446146
what kind of sandwich?

@DarrenDreger Landeskog to the Canucks for a 4th and Horvat

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YOU CAN THANK LAS VEGAS FOR THIS SHITTY TRADE DEADLINE. OH YEA THEN THEY'RE GOING TO TAKE YOUR FAVORITE PLAYER THIS SUMMER. I FUCKING HATE THEM SO MUCH.

>>74446167
Names?

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>>74446169
GIVE US OUR FUCKING FJORD BACK!

>>74446136
The Puljujärvi effect. TMac, Sekera and Lucic signed specifically because of him.

This has been the biggest waste of 5 hours of my life

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>>74446178
>pfw the desert melts there fucking arena

>>74446179
fontaine for Taylor beck, but who gives a shit

also dreger says quincey to columbus

>>74446158
TOR sends the rights to Mike Babcock's physical appearance and life story to Colorado for Duchene's fingernail clippings, conditionally upgraded to his left testicle if Colorado makes the playoffs in the next two years.

>>74446172
pb n j

(raspberry)

>>74446193
>not wasting company time keeping track of the deadline
>not getting paid to do nothing while nothing happens
Get it together, lad.

>>74446190
Too late, trade already was approved by Goyim Bettman. Finland forced to tank KEK

Subway is aquiring $11.30 (CDN) from Me for Footlong Italian BMT Combo (Double chocolate chip cookies, and Iced Tea) deal in progress.

>>74446136
Don't worry, you'll be capfucked in 2 years

>all these minor trades for bit-part players

Reminds me of Finland: irrelevant.

Quincey for Prout

wat?

>>74446131
wait for the Preds to pull off a meme

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>>74446193
>tfw to smart to watch a trade deadline special

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>>74446216
>Forced

>>74446218
How much is that in a real currency?

>>74446224
Me in Sids crotch

>>74446178
>vegas gets a free 4th overall in a bust draft year

I had sex last week. I can dig the condom out of my bathroom garbage if you want proof.

Andreas Mathinsen to Habs for Andrighetto

https://twitter.com/CanadiensMTL/status/837015975912431616
https://twitter.com/CanadiensMTL/status/837015975912431616

HOLY SHIT HABS BTFO

BREAKING

COLORADO AVALANCHE TRADE BAG OF PUCKS FOR COUNTRY OF FINLAND

Wow really committing to the tank colorado got btfo in this trade

KYLE QUEFEE
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QUEFEE
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F
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>>74446243
Take out your trash more frequently my man.

>>74446248
>Hasb

>>74446243
I'd like that

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APOLOGIZE

>>74446193
>implying your life actually has value

>Holland: Not surprised to get only a third for Vanek: "You work the phones and get the best you can. We did the best we could."

Is Holland a pleb? Benning and Chayka showed him how to do it and he still fucked up

>>74446243
And the pope doesnt molest kids

>>74446257
I take it out when it's full silly

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>>74446251

>>74446248
so who are these kids

BREAKING: Twelve thousand Pulju cocks into your mouth for a McDonald's double cheese burger and medium fries

>>74446266
its better than nothing desu

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>last hour of deadline
>teams are just swapping literal whos at this point
tfw I stayed awake to watch this

>>74446248
AS PART OF A BIGGER TRADE INVOLVING MATT DOUCHENE

>>74446282
Make it a large fries.

HABS TRADED SOMEONE THE AVS
NOT A BAMBOOZLE

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>Early on fans are calling him [Dylan McIlrath] “the right-handed Jonathan Ericsson

FUCK NOT ANOTHER USELESS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

Bob McKenzieVerified account @TSNBobMcKenzie 24s24 seconds ago
More
NHL has emailed its member clubs to let them know @GoldenKnights now have official standing and are able to complete transactions.

guess what this is /hoc/

no cheating
1. Kangz
2. broons
3. habs
4. canes
5. trashville
6. flylels
7. publix
8. caps
9. shorks
10. flim flams
11. reddit
12. kitties
13. bloos
14. shittsbrugh
15. jackets
16. laffs
17. oilels
18. sturrs
19. analslime
20. jets
21. hongcouver
22. snes
23. wongs
24. rags
25. avs
26. islels
27. mild
28. sabres
29. devlels
30. yotes

did the habs fourth line die in a plane crash or something

>>74446320
I like to imagine Mr. I took one look behind him on his way to the big pizza in the sky and chuckled, then never looked back again.

>>74446218
Don't get the chicken. Apparently it contains less than 50% chicken dna.

>>74446320
McIlrath is much worse lmao

>>74446343
I was looking at the numbers earlier today so answering would be cheating

>>74446346
Bergevin "4th line grit" is on fire today

>>74446239
8.47 USD

>>74446343
a list of autistic way of spelling NHL teams

>>74446343
I would say a list of how overrated the teams are, but the >rags are way too low for that to be true.

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>>74446335
HERE COMES THE SPICY TRADES. BASED LVGK.

>>74446350
Bmt doesnt have chicken
the other 50% of the chicken is Soy so its not as big of a deal as everyone says

>>74446343
sa% close

>>74446320
>>rags 1st round pick
Super bust

lmao Matt Duchene is still a Av lol

>bargainbin has made a dozen trades and the team isn't any better
one of these 4th liners is bound to be a surprise talent, right?

>>74446353
The only positive thing is he knows how to use his size unlike Ericsson

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*blocks your path*
>RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF

How do you respond?

>>74446360
i was kind of surprised how low the wild are desu

>>74446262
These vanilla, Reddit-tier, Bazinga! hucksters are so suited for the docile, inoffensive Canadian market, it's a wonder anyone thought they'd succeed in the US.

Let that be a lesson to everyone: Canada will always look past your failures.

VEGAS TRADES NOW PLS

Where are my (You)s? I made 2 trades last thread

>>74446372
It is if I asked for chicken.

>>74446377
>he fell for the Duchene meme

>>74446391
I think they had a month where they were decent but that's why most people haven't bought in on them. Only so long your goalie can make up for it.

>>74446343
Corsi stat. LA and Boston 1-2 is a dead giveaway.

How the fuck would it work if you get traded to Vegas? Your summer starts today and you just hit the gym for 6 months?

@74446400
Prove to me you're the one I promised a (You) and not the one I promised "future considerations."

>>74446401
its only the grilled chicken not the sliced

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>Bargains

>>74446385
Give him a boney

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JAROME IGINLA TO THE KINGS


FUGGGGGGG

>>74446373
close enough, its SAT%

>>74446416
yep

>>74446412
I havent really paid any attention to their possession stats until recently, i thought they would at least be in the top half though

I have a choice for lunch.
Eat leftover shitty spaghetti
Get a hot "hoagie"
Warm up a frozen hotdog
Or eat at some shitty fast food place.

>>74446414
>he's going to put one past Price in Game 7 OT

can't wait

>>74446414
yes yes this pleases me


any of Stalberg?

>>74446435
eat the spaghetti you fat shit

>>74446400
Here have my overhyped finnish bust (Yo)

Someone gib a pick for Miller please

>>74446435
Fried spaghetti sandwich. You can thank me later.

>>74446434
curious that the sat listing on nhl.com is different from your list

>>74446424
they can only trade for picks or prospects

>>74446466
Can they do the thing where they trade picks for promises not to take players in the expansion draft?

>>74446475
yes

Think the habs are going for a blockbuster? they got like 15 forwards now

>>74446475
I wonder if McPhee will fuck over some team.

>>74446463
for SAT%? It should be exactly the same, what is different?

>>74446385
scissorkick him off of a bridge

>>74446494
>Montreal got cucked by both Burrows and Hansen
Nah, Bergevin doing the "grit and veteran presence" meme now

>>74446435
frozen spaghetti

>>74446462
What is that? The spaghetti sauce is not tomato based hence why it sucks.

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>>74446502
tranpa at 3rd among others

who /jayanddan/ here?

>>74446537
BOBROVSKY!

>>74446533
that is SAT% close, I was using pure SAT%

HALF AN HOUR REMAIN

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>>74446537
right here

Vegas hasnt done anything.

Is this franchise a bust?

>>74446558
that explains it then

Streit to Tampa.

Philly going for the tank. Giroux to Montreal incoming.

>>74446564
yes, they are pure shit.

fold incoming, cap this post

>>74446577
smart to tank this year

>>74446564
>Vegas has literally zero cups

Pathetic

>>74446525
Heat up leftover spaghett in frying pan.
Place between 2 slices of buttered bread and parmesan cheese.
Enjoy.

>>74446577
Any word on the return?

>>74446577
>Streit to Tampa.
>Philly going for the tank. Giroux to Montreal incoming

What does Montreal have of value to trade for Giroux?

>>74446577
for Filppula

Yzerman is drunk

>>74446564
>>74446591
>no wins of any kind in their history

What a mistake, Seattle when?

>>74446607
I hear Montreal has some quality 4th liners.

>>74446591
looks like they're contenders for "State of Hockey"

Filppula to PHI. Rest in piece his playoff streak.

>>74446603
Pick(s) apparently

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Oh look. Less than 30 minutes left until the deadline and Sens haven't done shit.

>>74446611
It's a salary dump. That's probably why he didnt want to come to Toronto because he knew there was a chance he'd be sent to the AHL with the rest of those old shitters.

>>74446591
>Vegas has as many Stan Lees as Mild and Craps

Really makes you think

>>74446643
Hey, they did get raped by a whale with square teeth

>>74446646
this

>>74446643
Hey, thanks for giving us the top rookie in Swedish hockey in exchange for an over the hill winger. We appreciate it.

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>>74446643
They got BurrHahahaha

>>74446400
Sorry I'm late, lad. Still 20 minutes to the deadline.

So looks like the Flyers are winning the cup then

>>74446643
Lol, Dahlen won the award for best young player in Allsvenskan today

>>74446646
they cant send him down with his contract conditions can they

>>74446628
Why would they take filppula when they really don't have much of a shot at playoffs.

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>>74446673
can't wait until he BTFO you team

>>74446697
I have no idea what his contract conditions are but I doubt they veto that if he said no. Either that or he just doesn't want to play for Babcock again which makes sense. He makes 5 million which is a lot for a 3rd line center and TB needs cap space for their younger players.

>flippula turned down the laffs for the flyers and will most likely miss the playoffs

EL O EL

>after all these years, Quincy is going to win the cup

it's not fucking fair

>>74446717
That goal is definitely one of the greatest moments and i hate burrows

>>74446726
goes to show players would rather play golf than play hockey for toronto

>#tblightning sends Filppula, a fourth round and conditional seventh rounder for Streit - and important cap space.
Kind of steep but Tampa needed the cap space.

>>74446726
>Laffs
>Playoffs

Pick one

the more trades that come in, the worst Vanek for a 3rd looks

Couturier to habs soon
t. knower

>>74446717
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

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>>74446732
>HE THINKS CBJ IS FOR REAL
IM FUCKING CRYING SENPAI

>>74446743
vanek scored for detroit because he got ice time. He won't get that kind of ice time in a good team. He isn't that good anymore.

>>74446741
>implying Broons wont collapse

>>74446743
Yeah even just comparing what we got for Smith makes it look bad

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LAZAR TO VEGAS

IT'S HAPPENING

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WE MEME TEAM NOW

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>>74446766
OH MY GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>74446755
Hes pretty much a shittier Kovalev

>>74446755
>lets pick up a guy capable of .8 points per game and give him 10 minutes a game

they'd be fucking retarded if they did that

>>74446726
>Laffs
>Playoffs

Boyle looked like shit last night

>>74446765
VEGAS CANT SIGN ANY ACTIVE PLAYERS OR MAKE TRADES FOR ANY ACTIVE PLAYERS. GET THAT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING HEAD YOU DUMB FUCKING LITTLE BITCH ASS PUSSY ASS COCK BLOWER

Today was boring.

>>74446766
>>74446777
wait what

>TSN resorting to highlights from previous deadlines to fill time

>Jay and Dan coming back to TSN

For fucks sake. I don't those chumps on my tv again.