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>Paulo di Canio never got dubs

Marcos Alonso killed someone in a car crash

Marcos Alonso never played for Italy

Michael Owen has won a Ballon D'or.

Paulo di Canio never killed someone in a car crash

>>74443638
Paulo di Canio never killed a Ballon d'or

Michael Owen never killed someone in a car crash

Paolo di Canio never killed Michael Owen with a Ballon D'or in Italy

Michael Owen has lived with banter all his life, but doesn't do vile

Michael Owen never played for Italy

Ched Evans actually didn't rape a girl.

Italy killed someone in a car crash

Bolo Zenden never killed a tranny.

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>>74443699
He can't dance either

Because he was facist scum

Royston Drenthe unironically played for Real Madrid

Manchester United don't actually play in Manchester.

>>74443820
and now he's a rapper

A pasty is not a pie.

Football was invented in China, not England

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>>74443745
saucy, mate

Mesut Özil isn't actually invisible.

Liverpool used to be the most succesful football club of England.

Grimsby Town don't play their home matches in Grimsby.

They play them in Cleethorpes.

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>>74443687
back to r e d d i t

>>74444416
POO

>>74444004
shit meme

>>74444416
I agree with you Rajeev. All those witty shitty jokes from previous posts scream REDDIT.

Not so weird

A football isn't actually round. If it'd be round, it'd need to be one solid surface, but it's actually composed of smaller pieces, often 64 of them, put together which makes it a hexaquadrosphere.

>>74444790
thanks dwight

Nottingham forest have won more europacup 1s than every team in france combined

>>74443820
Can one ironically play for a club?

>>74446845
Balotelli did.

>>74444890
nottingham forest are the only club in europe to have won the european cup more times than their domestic league

>>74447241
Bayer Levekusan are the only team to reach the final of the CL having never won their domestic league

>>74444458
IN

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>>74447383
What would happen if Héctor Cúper coached Neverkusen? Could the fabric of spacetime withstand the resulting maelstrom of fail and disappointment?

Spain has "only" reached the World Cup semi finals once.

Portugal, Poland and Sweden all have more semi finals appearances than Spain.

>>74447553
That's because the 1950 WC had a different format d.esu

>>74447619
England have reached more semi-finals than Spain

Lionel Messi has won La Liga player of the month just once, in January 2016.

Ruud van Nistelrooy and Patrick Kluivert were born on the exact same day in the same year.

Kluivert became famous much earlier, debuted with his NT four years sooner and won more caps than Nistelrooy, despite a much lower goal/game ratio.

>Balotelli's only PL assist was Aguero's title winning goal against QPR

Italy never won a Ballon di Canio

>>74443522
well that's not weird at all, he wasn't that good.
mid tier italian strikers were raping EPL back in the 90s, just like Gabbiadini today

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Liverpool have never won the Premier League

Real Madrid winning european titles

Italy has never won the Ballon D'or.

Former Flamengo goalkeeper, Bruno, voted as best GK in Brazilian football twice and rated as the possible Brazil No 1 in 2010 World Cup, had his best friend (nicknamed macaron) kill the mother of one of his kids, then cut the body up and fed it to his dogs, then mixed the remainders of the body with cement and used it to build a house for the dogs. He only did a few years in prison and was released last week, and Flamengo fans still love him.

>>74453238
>brazil

>>74453238
Neat

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>>74453238
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>>74453325
Pic related, the woman killed used to be a pornstar, so after the news broke out brazilians obviously did the most sensible thing: started pirating her old movies, replacing the cover of the porn movie with fotos of her and of the GK Bruno. And yes, it was a huge hit.

>>74453394
I mean, i'm not surprised. Football is huge in Brazil and pornstars aren't

>>74453524
>pornstars arent
Well, the most famous hostess of kids shows in Brazil is a former pornstar, and our current first lady may or may not have been one herself. Brazil is an awesome place.

>>74453303
He didn't want to pay Alimony

>>74453609
Sounds like a 3rd world shithole

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>>74453238
>mfw I looked this up and it's actually true

>>74453643
>implying it isnt

>>74454015
Look up the whole story, its even better. I forgot to mention lots of details, like the Macaron guy having a huge tattoo on his back saying "Macaron and Bruno, Best Friends Forever", or something like that. And Bruno, on his first statement after being released literally said "whatever, even if they gave me a life sentence the victim wouldnt return to life".

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>>74453643
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm

>>74443768
That didn't stop Christian Abbiati

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Carlo Ancelottis win percentage has increased with each team

>>74444416
thanks for the curry

>>74454043
>whatever, even if they gave me a life sentence the victim wouldnt return to life
Fucking hell. The crime itself is bad enough, but he truly gave zero shits about it.

>>74457657
That's not really that surprising though when he's just gradually move to leagues with less parity.

>>74444416
DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS

Arjen Robben is leagues above tapnaldo

Seedorf is GOAT

the gangster rapper nas is an everton fan for some reason

>>74443660
Michael Owen has only seen 5 (FIVE) movies in his lifetime

Messi never scored a goal in the Euro Cup

LeBron James owns a minority share of Slipperpool

>>74444790
Was jabulani hexasomething?

>>74464563
>minority share

Is this some kind of positive discrimination?

>>74470052
He owns all the darkies in the squad.

Liverpool haven't won a league title for 27 years, yet unironically still think they're a big club

>>74470347
Things that existed the last time Liverpool won the league:
> death penalty in Irish law
> Apartheid
> East and West Germany
> homosexuality as a disease according to the ICD

Things that didn't exist yet:
> the European Union
> the Sega Mega Drive
> MS Office for Windows
> the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

>>74470555
>the EU

the fuck. read a book nigger

>>74453394
Brazil never ceases to amaze me. I mean, Indians are filthy and stupid we all know that, Middle easterns are violent and stupid and that's all well and good, but Brazilians tend to be these lovable little monkeys covered in shit but then they go ahead and bring out the most vile traits in humanity and act like it's basic human nature.

>paulo di canio never scored a scissor kick worldie against wimbledon

New Zealand was the only undefeated team of the 2010 WC

>>74470567
Are you really this dumb?
I bet you voted for Brexit.

>>74470567
> British education
This is why Blair won.

>>74470617
grrr brexit and trump lol!!

>>74470626
New Zealand's basketball team is called the Tall Blacks

>>74447553
>Spain has never lost a semifinal

They won the trophy almost every time, 1984 Euros and the confed cup of Brazil being the exception.

>>74470625

He's right you moron, the EU didn't exist until a few years after 1990.

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>>74443522

>>74447421
THE

>>74470773
>tall blacks
kek

>>74470768
We were FREEDOMED in the semifinal of the 2009 Confederations Cup, back when USA won FIFA and the Trollbowl belt. One of the finest eras on /sp/, I must say.

>>74458048
There are a lot of celebrities who follow Everton for no reason whatsoever.
>Dolph Lundgren
>John Hurt
>Sly Stallone
>Stephen Hendry
>Judi Dench
>Riddick Bowe
>Daniel Bryan

>>74471130
>Confederations Cup
Oh wow it's nothing.
Stop writing like a bong.

The last 3 teams to win the english top flight for the first time have all been from the East Midlands

>>74470800
LOO

Moortugal never won a WC.

Indonesia have played the least number of games at the world cup with just 1

>>74457894

Of all the yuroslurp leagues the EPL is by far the one with the most parity.

If Ancelloti coached in the MLS, the league with the most parity in the world, he would probably still have a high win percentage.

>>74472938
>EPL
>A european league

>>74473018
Nigga...

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>>74453238
>>74453394
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>>74454043
>whatever, even if they gave me a life sentence the victim wouldnt return to life

>>74473018
i forgot. it is an oil/money laundary league

>>74473737
Well since when has Egypt or Eritrea been in europe?

Seattle threw it on 2nd and goal on the 1 yard line, with Marshawn Lynch at RB, and lost the Super Bowl because of it.

>>74474363
Can you speak english please

>>74474398
Sure thing. Seattleton tossed the handegg on the try two and GOOOOOOOOAL on the single mashmark line with Marshawniam Cravitch Lynchinson III at Runny Jumper and lost the Americaland Sports Cup because of it.

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>>74443745

Who's this muppet I see in every thread race baiting?

Either
> white nationalist trying to rile up the troops
> butthurt black ugly moron

>>74443522
>weird

Di Canio was shit for that time standards

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>>74474449
>on the single mashmark line with Marshawniam Cravitch Lynchinson III at Runny Jumper and lost the Americaland Sports Cup because of it.
this is literally gibberish to me

Andy Selva has scored more international goals then Emile Heskey

Selva plays for San Marino

>>74474576
>being this new

>>74474580
>Andy Selva
Funnily enough, he's another weird fact. Andy Selva was Allegri's number 1 striker while at Sassuolo.

>>74474598
I've been here since 2010, I literally have neved paid any attention to Handegg.

>>74454043
Why did he have her killed? Did she cheat on him?

Between Man United winning their last title and the first Premier League season, man landed on the moon, England won the World Cup, the Berlin Wall came down, the Vietnam war ended, the internet was invented and I got dubs

>>74474683
False. United won the title after England won the World Cup

Coventry City have played in 7 different league divisions

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>>74474630
She was asking for money, he didn't want to give her money, Bruno is retarded, Bruno's friend, Spaghetti, thought he could fix it all, and his other friend, Ball, thought he was a professional killer.

Btw I'm just reading here that the DNA showed the baby wasn't even his, wtf

Btw here's the tattoo, "Bruno and Maca(ron) - the friendship not even the strenght of time will destroy, true love"

>>74453238
Cant take the favela out of the monkey

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>>74475512
>he killed her before he could do a DNA test
fucking hell this whole story is just one twist after another.

>>74444416
Back to the toliet poopjeet

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>>74444525

Anyone not in agreement with this is a Reddit fag and cancering this thread beyond belief.

>>74471852
>for no reason whatsoever.


There's always a reason anon.

Illuminati most likely.

Dundee United have a 100% record against Barcelona. Played 4, won 4

Cristiano has never scored an official overhead kick.

Celtic legend Henrik Larsson’s first and last goals at Celtic Park were both AGAINST Celtic (first was an own goal, his last was for Barcelona against Celtic).

why do you call us pajeets? poopinder would be so much better as an insult, it literally has poop in it

Brazil have never beaten Norway.

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Larry David couldn't fix Boca Juniors

>>74479030

or poopoocherries :^D Mr. Doctor Chandrasekhar Poopoocherry of Poopjab, India poop poop poop