/hoc/

first for Oil

shit thread

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>his team doesn't have a black jewish asian

inexcusable

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>>74443172
2nd for Oil.

>>74443157
is this the best /hoc can do?

Who will win Jokipakka bowl? Get your bet in. I say Minnesota Wild.

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>>74443179
yeah buddy

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first for caveman jew GM

nhl 17 is like 30 bucks on PSN.
won't buy it

>>74443198
Stockton

>>74443206
With some luck our next GM is Larry Robinson

>KHL success NEVER translates into NHL success

t. Canada

>>74443175
Locker room cancer waiting to happen, lad. Imagine him playing on a team with prime Messier. Moose would've beat the fucking piss out of him.

>>74443157
Do you lads think mtl becomes a contender if they get douche-ene?

>>74443239
>KHL success ALWAYS translates into NHL success

t. fan of a team with a russkie manlet

>>74443175
>This is the future you chose

>>74443239
give me 10 examples of former khl'ers that transitioned to the nhl and didnt see their numbers plummet

>>74443255
Radulov and Panarin are the only recent ones I can think of.

>>74443263
and both went from ppg+ to sub-ppg

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>>74443206
>Sam Losco is GM of Habs
>George Costanza is GM of the Oilers

Really makes u think

>>74443255
>Radulov
>Panarin
>Kuznetsov
>Tarasenko
>Zaitsev

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>>74443255
RADDY BOYZ

Is Borowiecki a literal retard? What's wrong with him

>>74443275
>zaitsev
lmao yeah no. He was way better in the KHL and this is coming from a leaf fan.

>>74443255
>Giordano

>>74443273
Hope he doesn't forget to brush his caveteeth with a log.

>letterkenny
How bout put your Trailer Park Boys rip off show on Netflix?

>>74443255
>>74443270
>not being a ppg means you are a bust
Is this why canada hasn't won a cup in 2.5 decades?

>>74443247
if they play like yesterday yes

>>74443296
>having low standards
Is this why America hasn't won a gold medal in 40 years?

>>74443295
I don't know if tsn is getting more cringeworthy every year, or I'm just getting older

>>74443296
you cant even fucking name 10 players to have success in the transition

how am i suppose to believe your 5th round manlet will be another exception

>>74443301
Nah probably because only half a dozen states actually care about hockey. That and the best athletes generally play other sports. Finally the massive cost excludes some kids.

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>>74443157

So as of today, gay marriage is legal in Finland. What's your excuse to not to take it up the rear, /hoc/.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WwQHoDTYk

>>74443295
this was the worst thing I've ever seen in my life, is everything in Kanada this bad?

Jeff O'Neil claims he wouldn't trade Matthews for McDavid. Matthews is a really good player, but that's gotta be the most retarded fucking thing I've heard all week.

>>74443314
https://youtu.be/lu3VTngm1F0

>>74443331
Yeah McDavid would probably be the only player I would swap Matthews with. Due to his age, cap hit and production as a teenager Matthews has probably the 2nd most value in the NHL.

t. Leaf fan

>>74443328
Ive seen the show and i still cringed.

>>74443247
habs won't get 2chainz. bergevin has proven time and time again that he does weird out of left field trades (ott just yesterday), not ones that """analysts""" can easily see coming. plus he doesn't want joe "just hair" sakic to think he has too much leverage

>>74443326
Im not a fucking faggot.

>>74443337
that is about the only thing powering a mildfan
blind fucking faith

>>74443346
This.

>>74443346
gay

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>>74443326
I like breasts too much. Plus in general asses look better on a female body.

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>>74443349
What is powering you friend?

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nth for Jackets

>>74443375
at this point? spite
and a pinch of delusion

Filip Forsberg

>vancouvers correspondent is indian
like pottery

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>your team
>player you want to be traded away
>player you want your team to acquire

>team: Oilers
>player I want traded: Pouliot
>player I want acquired: Iginla

Former star to help guide McDavid as captain, teach the young guys work ethic, play a supplementary bottom 6 role, and piss off Flimflams as he gets in one last playoff run with their greatest rival.

>>74443450
so a canadian?

>>74443446
Best post in the thread

>>74443450
>not a gook

Missed chance desu.

>>74443450
Isn't Toronto's correspondent Indian as well?

Makes me appreciate "Mean" Gene "The Meme" Principe a little more.

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>>74443456

>team: Canadiens
>player I want traded: Beaulieu
>player I want acquired: Giroux

We need a real 1C, plus that sweet chemistry with Paul Byron he could have. (I think they won memorial cup toghether?)

>>74443456
Oilers
DESHARNAIS
Someone that's not french

>>74443456
Iginla is shit and I don't want him anywhere near this team

>>74443492
>giroux
>1C
kek

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>>74443500
O-okay...

>>74443456
With what cap space? Draisaitl will hit all of his schedule A & B bonuses

They should make december - march a no trade zone so march 1st trade deadline would be hilarious with all the trades.

>>74443519
Or it would have an opposite effect. Teams wouldn't have much team to evaluate offers and to shop around, which could mean that less trades would be made, if they decide to play it safe

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>>74443493

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>72 empty nets and tertiary assists

Umad hoc??

>>74443503
what the fuck are you on about, you stupid blonde haired fuck - go back to blowing your stupid twink rookie faggot tabarnak

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>tfw cold stove

Waiting on you, Avs.

>>74443331
How do you value goals versus assists?

Goals and first assists:
Matthews: 31 + 16 (47)
McDavid: 20 + 32 (52)

And McDavid has 30 minutes more of PP time.

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>>74443546
McDavid's gotta start shooting more. Goalies and D men are playing the pass automatically now. If he changed it up and ripped a few bar-down wristers or half-clapper top cheddars, opposition would be forced to respect that and he'd open up more lanes on the rush.

How's Bettman's Las Vegas Jewery going to affect the deadline day? Think a lot of teams that might otherwise chance a rental will be forced to sit out and play for depth.

>>74443559
mcdavid is against the 1st pairing d
matthews is facting at best 2nd pairing d

>>74443577
well the habs got young davidson for a player who won't play in the nhl next year due to lv jewery

>>74443590
This is demonstrably incorrect.

*BREAKING*

The Sedin brothers are deciding to waive their NTC to go to Montreal for Tomas Plekanec and Brendan Gallagher

>>74443590
Do you actually believe opposing teams are matching their bottom pair defense against someone who is top 5 in goals? Are you retarded?

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Reminder that thug goon hockey has no place in the 21st century.

We are a skill league goons should be punished

>>74443568
he was shooting alot last night

>>74443610
pls no

>>74443606
>>74443612

the laffs roll 3 2nd lines, the first pairing d cant cover all of them

mcdavid is the 100% facing the stronger defense more often

>>74443612
He's Albertan. Formal schooling ends once children are taught how to work in the oil fields. Take it easy on him.

mcdavid>bustthews

if you even attempt to debate this you should be castrated and sent to a work camp in siberia

Reminder that Matthews spent nearly the entire season with rookie 4th round picks. How about McDavid?

>>74443620
Matthews has been drawing team 1st pair defenseman since November, he went up against Burns all night last night.

McSecondary is an elite player, but lets not belittle anything Matthews has done.

>>74443624
>He's Albertan
couldnt be more wrong

>>74443610
Brendan ''Broken Hands'' Gallagher just got arrested so good luck with that

>>74443614
real fucking funny guy aren't you? talking about goons while supporting the team that let sean avery have a place in the league for years on end.

Holy shit does Dallas even have a defence anymore?

>>74443620
Why would they worry about fucking Bozak or Kadri when Matthews is the one with 31 goals? I mean I'm not saying Matthews is McDavid but claiming he doesn't see top pairing d is fucking hilarious and retarded.

>>74443639
>burns is a shutdown dman

>>74443652
>anymore
they had in 1999 or something

>>74443652
>Holy shit does Dallas even have a defence anymore?
the only good dman they have is jordi--
no

>>74443619
Plekanec, Gallagher, 1st for Sedin twins

DO IT BOB

>>74443663
Stop moving the goal posts and admit what you said was fucking stupid.

>>74443634
carrying eberlazy and lucic

>>74443639
>Burns

are you even taking yourself seriously anymore?

>>74443653
you fucking act like kadri doesnt have 25 goals and play with stronger linemates

>>74443680
not moving anything, one piss poor example is not refuting my claim

>>74443456
>team: mild
>player I want traded: Scandella (in the offseason)
>player I want acquired: picks/prospects maybe a backup goaler
The mild are somehow rich with D and Scandella leaving would open up cap room for signing the two forwards who are having meme years. But Fletcher has shown he makes dumb trades at the deadline and with mumps and Suters health in question Scandella needs to stay until the end of the playoffs, whenever that is.

>>74443663
You're a retard. Stop posting.

>>74443696
no
make me burger

>>74443693
Kadri is having a tremendous season but if you think teams are more focused on him rather than Matthews you should seriously consider suicide.

>>74443643
what did he get arrested for? Did he finally kill a goalie?

canadoes what americant

>>74443456
Flyers
Read or Voracek while they're still worth something
Nobody. Get some picks. This team isn't making a serious playoff run anytime soon, keep Simmer because he's the hometown favorite, other than that start the firesale.

>>74443704
>Kadri is having a tremendous season but if you think teams are more focused on him rather than Matthews

you havent understood a god damn thing ive said

>>74443456

>Bruins
>Krug
>Doughty

>>74443705
necrophilia

>>74443577
Have you not kept up with the trades? The real story is how much GMs are pissing on this year's draft.

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>be TSN
>have 8 hour long trade deadline day special
>3 hours, 17 minutes in
>biggest "acquisition" is two broadcasters coming back to their network

>>74443716
Why would I? What youre saying is not only retarded it's false.

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all I want is an Oilers/Flames playoff matchup.
Probable seen it but I was a baby.
I would kill for Oil/Flames

>>74443722
what is false about saying mcdavid faces first pair defense

or that the laffs roll 3 2nd lines?

Sergei bobrovsky isn't a defense baby like dubnyk, he's the best goalie in hockey no doubt

>>74443719
I haven't. I've been in China this year for work so it's been a bit hard to keep up. The whole thing just pisses me off. The depth of the league is going to be crippled so Bettman can have his Vegas fetish fufilled. Because moving hockey into "non traditional markets" worked out so well in thriving hotspots like Atlanta and Phoenix.

Couturier and Weise to Montreal?

What is Oduyas contract?

>>74443736
Same, lad. I wanna see Nurse kick the fucking piss out of Tkachuk, and Kassian lay a beating on Ferland.

Just for memes, I'd kill to see McDavid devastate Gaudreau with a massive open ice hit.

>>74443736
Same for a first round match up with leafs facing the sens. I can die happy if bombston all get the mumps and miss the playoffs as well.

>>74443270
No fucking shit you stupid dumb cuck.

It's going to a higher level league

Yzerman has engaged fire sale mode.

>>74443456
Bluejackets
Jack Johnson
JVR
Always liked him could be a great pairing with the young guns on the team

>emelin and nesterov are top pairing dmen

t. laffland

>https://www.nhl.com/video/matthews-nets-goal-off-defenseman/t-283368094/c-49751703

>>74443737
That's not the argument though. Idk if it was you or someone else but it was said Matthews at best faces 2nd pairing defenders which is just wrong. Matthews is the best player on his team why wouldn't he be matched up against the opposing teams best defenders?

>>74443645
>bringing up ancient history

>>74443765
are you willing to state that khl success = nhl success?

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>>74443741
>"the Wild are defense trap babies!"
>literally top 3 in goals scored

Going to the grocery store lads, want me to pick you up anything?
>I want hot food because I am a manchild and cannot cook
Also Tim Horton's has plans to expand here, is it overrated?

The only way to settle this debate is a Leafs/Oilers SCF. I predict this happens two years from now.

>>74443791
just look at who's on the ice for this goal from saturday
>>74443786
and keep telling me im retarded laffer

>>74443794
I'm willing to say "any high level minor league success = better chance indicator of NHL success"

Now kill yourself

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>>74443791
Because it is a home game

>>74443802
Get me a diet pop and a ham hoagie

>>74443811
that wasnt what the conversation was about, so fuck off

>>74443802
publix sub

>>74443786
Now show the one where he picked Karlsson's pocket in his first NHL game.

>>74443802
Arnold Palmer half and half
Ingredients to make Puppy Chow

>>74443802
Pick me up a roast, some potatoes, carrots, onions and French onion soup mix. I'll throw it all in the slow cooker should be ready by 5:30.

As for Tim Horton's, the food went to shit when Burger King bought it. Bagels, muffins and coffee are still good, and the chicken noodle soup is passable. Get a dark roast double double, you won't regret it.

>>74443802
ham and turkey hoagie and a frank's creme soda

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just got home from work.
Yes I work greaveyard work
did >we do anything?
my mouse keeps shitting out.
Also as an Oilers fan, I want the flames to make the playoffs. I would kill for an Oilers/flames series

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>>74443819
It isn't?
Stop trying to 'trip me up' you retarded sack of dogshit

High level success in a league, any top league will have a better probability of success in the NHL

KILL YOURSELF

>>74443770
That actually wouldn't be a bad trade

>>74443819
Why are you so mad about Kaprizov? Another Canadian has been calling him the best prospect not in the NHL. Are you just autistic and want to argue with anything that isnt >your team?

It's quite pathetic what people will say to discredit anything Matthews does. I wonder how deep his cock would be down your throats if he played for some irrelevant sunbelt team. This anti leaf delusion is as bad as the leaf delusion.

>>74443857
mexicans have small cocks

t. homosexual

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>>74443845
Nothing yet. Davidson for Desharnais in a "Wow, it's fucking nothing!" trade during the game last night.

Rumors that >we're inquiring about Iginla, but that came from Eklund, so take it with a grain of salt.

>>74443846
>probability

cant even make a definitive statement, what a weak slimy pile of dogshit

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>>74443874
>lol I'll troll him good with this one

That was a definitive statement btw

what's with all these weak cock trades

>>74443816
1.25L okay? only 99c
Only thing that is called a hoagie here is luckily just down the road.

>>74443821
no can do
>>74443825
Cocaine in addition to the powdered sugar right?
>>74443839
Are you going to brown that roast or just toss it in the slow cooker like a pleb?
As far as I know they havent even started construction, just planning so who knows what it will be like then.
>>74443844
Solid choice

>>74443883
you didnt come to any conclusion though faggot, left enough breathing room in your statement to weasel your way out of any retort

>>74443802
Tim Hortons is shit but the big draw is it's a gathering place for hosers so it's more about the atmosphere. In the US they just make them more upscale it's not really the same.

All this McDavid vs. Matthews talk will be pretty irrelevant when Connor signs with the Leafs in 2022.

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>>74443864
no way?
I used to drive by Iginla's laywyer building on the way to work to the old Edmonton Trapper's building.
I hope Iginla comes back to Edmonton

>>74443906
the fuck is a hoser? i thought it was just a nickname for canadians

>>74443908
Nice false flag it's obvious at all

>>74443902
I did though you stupid baiting cuck.

I said that high production in lower levels has a higher probability of success in the NHL

stop already

>>74443857
I think it is more laffs fans shove his cock down our throats. I think Matthews will be a great player but hearing about him 24/7 gets old. Laffs fans were silent a year ago but now that they MIGHT actually make the playoffs it is non stop shit posting.
Do you wonder why everyone hates the laffs?

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>>74443915
Who am I false flagging? I'm clearly a Leaf fan

>>74443908
at least we've moved on from matthews v. laine which was actually a discussion for some reason.

>>74443921
>probability

>definitive

fuck off

>>74443914
It is. It comes from outdoor shinny rinks. The guy who had to spray the water down (usually because he lost a 1 on 1) is called the hoser.

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im calling it right now, heed my words you fucks

What's the best channel to watch Deadline coverage? And why does it get more and more boring every year?

>>74443925
>implying the mcdavid posting hasn't been unbearable as well.

>>74443908
Just like Stamkos and Tavares were gonna sign in Toronto, right?

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>>74443930
>it has to be 1+2=3 for the statement to work or else I win the argument I lost 5 minutes ago

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>>74443943
>Imblyign JT isnt coming home

Stamkos had a good reason to stay in Tampa, but there's literally nothing keeping Tavares in NYI.

>>74443934
Why are habs fans always so delusional

>>74443940
But soilers fans were still self-hating before that. They actually posted instead of disappearing until some Mexican-American saved their team

>>74443957
that is the definition of a definitive statement
glad you can keep up

>>74443943
Stamkos was never going to. JT on the other hand...

>>74443960
they're french. ffs, they thought they could have their own french speaking country in NA.

>>74443958
Why do laffs think they are in any way relevant?

>>74443958
Laffs can't really afford him in the long run unless they want to trade Marner or Nylander in like a year due to not having cap space to extend them.

>>74443958
it's virtual certainty tavares signs in toronto, but on the absolute minimal off chance he doesn't, don't forget there's still doughty who's guaranteed to come in 2019

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>>74443914

I miss Calgary Edmonton rivalry. Hopefully this year revives it. Fuck San Jose and Anaheim

>>74443979
would you leave LA for Toronto by choice?

>>74443978
The Leafs have 43 million dollars in cap space in 2018, and that's assuming the cap doesn't go up. Matthews/Marner/Nylander eats up ~25 of that.

>>74443982
Is it also a cultural rivalry hecause of the oil economy?

>>74443988
LA is a shithole that might as well be Mexico City.

>>74443968
Why are you talking "definitive statement"?

Cuz I blew your ass open earlier and now you are damage controlling?

>>74443988
absolutely, every ontarian's dream is to play in the mecca of hockey and the center of the universe, being cheered on by the most devoted and passionate fanbase in sports

that's all that matters for the players

>>74443976
Let's see:

Biggest hockey market in the world
Loyal fanbase
Best group of young talent in the NHL (basically the Cubs of NHL)
World class coach
Great front office

>>74443968
What he said is a definite statement as well. Direct linear correlation.

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Heh...real exciting trade deadline, lads.

>>74443999
you cherrypicked one response in the conversation then took it out of context, how is that "blew my ass open"

fucking burger """""""""""""""""arguments"""""""""""""""

>>74444010
As a Cubs fan I find that highly hilarious.
>no goaltending
>no defense

>implying Tavares isn't coming home to Minnesota

>>74444010
>biggest hockey market in the world

That's funny, I always figured the market sport for a Muslim city would be stoning or Jihad, not hockey

>>74444020
>Direct linear correlation

then he wouldnt need to probability to cover his ass for all the examples that dont follow that trend

8/10 trade deadlines are underwhealming

VANEK FLORIDA

>they really think Tavares won't sign in Nashville to play with his buddies Subban and Josi

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>implying Tavares isn't coming home to Nashville

If my team doesn't make a blockbuster trade today I'm selling my season tickets

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>>74443995
I just want to face Calgary iin the playoffs. Is that so much to ask.
Last time that happened, I was a baby. I want to fucking see it

>>74444046
https://twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/836981382584889344

>>74444046
What's the return?

>>74444025
You made a terrible argument about KHL points.
I countered and fucking grinded you into the dust.
Now you are damage controlling basically saying "well I mean it isn't totally mathematically always the case"

Good game, good effort

>>74444053
>saros in net
>that d core
>tavares and johansen
Scary

>>74443995
That's part of it. Edmonton is the more northerly city, so most of the blue collar/field workers live here since it's closer to the northern oil fields. Calgary holds most of the head offices of the oil companies, so the white collars live there for the most part. Calgary/Calgarians love reminding Edmonton and its residents that their city is nicer (which it is), but Edmonton has a much richer hockey history, and the people here are, in my experience, way friendlier and laid back, and far less pretentious.

>>74444046
boring imo

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>>74444010
>Loyal fanbase
Fans throwing jerseys and putting bags over their heads
>Best group of young talent in the NHL
very VERY debatable
>World class coach
Red Wings babby. He left when the old scouting success and salary cap issues made them shit
>Great front office
Ok nice false flag I guess

>>74444049
>>74444053
H I V E M I ND

>>74444061
2 1st rounders. Exactly what they wanted. Cats got meme'd on.

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>implying tavares isn't coming to philadelphia to reunite with his secret lover del zotto

>>74444060
I don't think Vanek is going for only a third.

>>74444059
who cares about """calgary""" it may as well not exist
same for dedmonton
neither deserve mcdo or poodro

>>74444064
did I?
not a single person was able to satisfy this statement
>>74443255

the reality is success in the khl doesnt amount to shit

>>74444040
The examples that don't follow the trend you speak of "high points in KHL, bust in NHL" aren't as common as "bust in KHL, success in NHL"

>>74444070
that means it'll definitely happen imo

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>>74444076
I like this :)

>>74444038
Pls no

>>74444061
>>74444076
third rounder hehheh

https://twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/836981872953524226

>>74444083
Because you're setting up parameters where no error is allowed because you know you lost your trolling tier argument 30 minutes ago.

Stay BTFO

>>74444093
I don't like this. Stupid trade

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>>74444066
what up fellow edmontonian?
millwoods here. in the middle of nowhere. I hate it here

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>3rd for vanek

holland is useless

>>74444076
Source? Good trade by the Wangs if it's true.

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>>74444093
Nice, cats are winning the staneless bowl WOO

>>74444084
so why didnt that anon just say

"high production in lower levels has a higher of success in the NHL"

and be done with it? that would have been the definitive statement

>>74444093
>>74444106
there's more no doubt
any team would pick vanek up for a 3rd

Detoilet is retaining half salary too, jesus talk about fleeced

I would like to offer Vancouver a trade deal. Jim Benning for Ken Holland. Sounds pretty good, right?

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>leaf

>>74444118
they also got a bust

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>Vanek gets bought out by the team he lives 40 minutes from
>signs with a team full of terrible contracts
>gets traded for draft picks
What timeline is this?

i will eat a bucket of shit if the panthers dont make the ECF this year

>>74444126
who's there to just balance out the number of contracts

trash

>>74444114
That was the statement. I'll find it

>>74443811

Right there

>>74444100
>lost your trolling tier argument 30 minutes ago

see that's where you're wrong kiddo

you stating that i lost doesnt mean shit, just like you wishy washy retorts

>>74444105
Summerside here, just across the Henday on 66th. Moving to an apartment downtown by Grant Mac this summer. About a ten minute walk from Rogers, I can't wait to hit the Brewhouse in the winter gardens and get rowdy.

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post yfw the Avs make no deals today.

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>>74443741
Funny way to spell stupid sexy Holtby

>>74444122
Add in Chiarelli and you've got the Unholy Trio of GMs from Hell.

>>74444137
>better chance

>definitive statement

>>74444134
the guy has played for half the teams in the nhl

>>74444145
Just send them all to mess with Torts in Columbus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VezswjzaQXE
>jests
>LITERALLY jests

>>74444137
kek leaf BTFO

>>74444135
We're still waiting for you to do that from last year's ploffs, pro scout. Glad to see you dropped your trip, at least.

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>>74444142
Gib Landeskog, we need more swedes.

>>74444157
>he still doesnt fully understand the definition of definitive

burgerland education everyone

Isn't McIlrath shit? Holland just got fucked in the ass by a sunbelt GM.

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>>74444151
Bye troll-kun

Final four:
Oilers Hawks
Panthers Capitals
y/n?

>>74444157
>>74444168
I can't tell who's trolling who anymore

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>>74444142

>>74444165
GOOD post

Bob McKenzieVerified account @TSNBobMcKenzie
FLA gives up Dylan McIlrath and a third round pick to DET for Thomas Vanek. DET retains 50 per cent of salary.

just what the fuck

>>74444188
According to Detroit, Jurco and Vanek are worth about the same.

>>74444180
leaf got destroyed like an hour ago by op
now he's like "nuh you!"
pretty humourous desu

>The Vanek trade is real

Holy fucking haha. I thought it was a meme it was so bad. What the fuck Detroit?

>>74443806
nhl wont allow it, they already conspired to keep canadian teams out of the playoffs before, like hell we get an all canadial scf

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>>74444188
FUCK YOU FUCKING KEN HOLLAND, DIE IN A PILE OF DONKEY POOP

>>74444145
>Chia

>Kassian for Scrivens
>Maroon for Gernat + a 4th
>Larsson for Hall (inb4 lol shit trade)
>signs Caggiula and Benning

He's made more good moves than bad so far. Only clear wtf moves were the Reinbust trade (admittedly fucking awful), and too much term on the Lucic contract.

>>74444197
Kaprizov is a guaranteed NHL success, you heard it from this anon first

>>74443741
Either Kuemper is a complete dumpster fire or Dubnyk isn't a defense babby. I am going with the former.

>>74444143
That is the most reddit post in this thread.
t. not the reddit chiraqi sperglord

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>>74444188
Wow, Detroit got rekt hard in this deal.

>>74444217
i'll laugh when he is and you're pissed as fuck about it.

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>>74444188
why would anyone make this trade????

>>74444214
Maroon is utter trash

>>74444227
until then you're just a little bitch who never had a substantial fucking retort in the first place

>>74444188
>listen here WE WANT two first round picks and a second for THOMAS VANEK
>no bluff here folks
>TWO FIRSTS OR BUST
>HE'S HOT! HE'S ON A HOT STREAK! MUCH VALUE!
>...
>uhhh ok we'll take a third... sweeten it up a little... and a bust? ok...
>y-you want us to retain his salary? he's 2.6 million you know t-that ain't cheap
>o-ok we'll pay h-half

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>>74444231

>>74444217
So now are we pretending the last 40 minutes of exchange didn't happen? Or...

>>74444232
>>74444227
Now kiss.

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>implying Detroit aren't just playing this NHL-game on the advanced setting

Gotta get these 4's lads

>>74444232
you're confusing me with the original person of argument.

>>74444241
lmao you cant even say it now burgerboi

you must have the widest set of cuntlips

thread is uncomfy right now

>>74444250
I'm too mad at Holland to worry about digits.

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>>74444231
>playing on McDavid's wing
>over 20 goals
>beats the shit out of wannabe tough guy fags like Manning
Seems ok to me. Don't be so bootyblasted, Anaheim fan.

Holy shit Detroit got rekt

>>74444188
>"b-but muh Datsyuk. We're good at finding gems in the 5th round!!"

I'm so glad that meme is finally dead

>>74444258
leafs tend to shit up everything they touch.

duchene to trashville

source: im from the future

Who's worse at this point, Holland or Dorion?

>>74444069
The old corrupt core struck first with salutegate. The fanbase had enough of brian burke's incompetence and overpaid, under performing players that played with indifference and no pride for themselves or the sweater.

It's sad to see for any franchise when a fan base has to resort to such extremes to shake ownership out of apathy and start building a team with a foundation.

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>>74444258
Sorry mate I started the Kaprizov topic and two autists ran with it. At least there is no Boyle discussion.

Trade deadline always promotes heated discussion

Landeskog for every finn that has played games for your team this season.

Would you do it?

>>74444214
>Kassian for Scrivens
trash for garbage

>fehr cleared waivers

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
t. ded wings

>>74444270
You know he's being carried by McDavid, he's the worst skater in the league and has never come close to having these numbers except once.

>>74444295
After he singlehandedly rekt the entire Coyotes lineup, Kass is alright with me.

>>74444294
>good players for a thug bust
fuuuuck no.

>>74444294
Yes
Leafs fan btw :)

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>Bargainbin still hasn't made a trade that isn't a bargain

>>74444294
Acquiring a Finn or a Swede is franchise suicide.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12442820

http://www.strawpoll.me/12442820

http://www.strawpoll.me/12442820

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I-it's all just deliberate tanking ;^)

>>74444294
>Landeskog for Komarov
>get to keep Kapanen because he's been hurt in the AHL

Yep, let's do it.

>Hongcouver takes Cram from >us
Fuck off

Someone snag this get for /hoc/.

>>74444323
I fucking hate that stupid Larkin homo

We should have drafted a Minnesotan

>>74444312
>>74444314
>>74444327
2-1 so far I guess

>>74444321
RIP the king kongs then I guess, since you have a swede on your top line

Someone come to my apartment and shoot me in the face so I can focus on something other than the fact the wongs will never, ever be relevant again.

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>>74444294
Never

>yes im still fanny flustered
I would like to see a fight between Landeskog and Koivu. I feel like it would be brutal.

>>74444323
Abdelkader has always been a shit head and Larkin is a meme

>>74444341
I said acquire not draft. Learn English, kid.

>>74444322
nobody care

>tfw the Rangers are the most talented team in the league with the best skaters
>tfw they will not advance in the playoffs because a bunch of thug caveman are going to play like goons instead of playing real hockey
>tfw bully hockey will win a worse team the cup

>>74444348
You live in Detoilet, just walk down the street and have a basketball american do it

>>74444320
SUBBAN WEBER

really though I think bargainbin is a good gm. despite weird trades like kassian, parros, ott.
hopefully I'll still think that tonight

>>74444294
>landeskog for jori lehtera
yes in a heartbeat

How the fuck has colorado not done anything?

IN FUCKING WEEKS

>>74444355
t. leaf in question

>>74444357
No I live in Indiana, it is even worse.

>>74444334
sooooon

What is the NHL team with the least fans?


An NHL team that almost no thong fans and that in matches, in the arena there are few people

>>74444366
no im right here :^)

>>74444363
Because no one wants to pay the asking price for their players.

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>>74444334
I'm at lunch I might miss it

>>74444374
Coyotes or Hurricanes, I think.

>>74444358
He can't sign his players for shit tho

>rebbitkenknee
bravo tsn

>>74444374
>>74444374
FUCK OFF EVERY GOD DAMN DAY

What the fuck is happening on TSN?

>>74444283
Maybe in the summer. They won't trade any of the top 4 in-season and can't make up another package for him without losing someone important in expansion.