/cric/

based statsy

7th for toes

How hard is Southee going to plough Laura tonight?

Will guppy get seconds? Or thirds?

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>you will NEVER be guptill
gonna end it all lads

>>74441098
IMAGINE

>>74441098
>ywn score 200 then get pegged by Laura McGoldrick
How do you go on lads

Collapse incoming

The next game is going to be fuckin good

And we don't even care lmao

>LRPL out
THANK FUCK

GODTILL 200 CONFIRMED

Not enough post-ironic dabbing in international cricket 2bh.

>Taylor scored at barely 4 an over

>2017
>ronchi
JUST

>>74441130

New sincerity is dabbing because you like it and genuinely enjoy to dab

Ronchi duck and permanently dropped would make this perfect.

The most impressive thing about Guptill's innings was surviving a partnership with Taylor for that long with such weak hamstrings.

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Banter

Chet faker honestly posted on a thread on /mu/ back in the day lol literally how I found his music

Was before he was big and everything

It honestly looks like SA just stopped trying about ten overs ago. ABV doing a pretty shit job as captain.

>du Plussis
More like du Dropsies

>Guptill didn't want to run
>Ronchi forces him

>The pathetic state of Seth Efrikan fielding
Can't even get an injured guy out lmao. Even >our fielding is better than this.

Stop making Guppy sprint you utter cunt.

LEAVE GUPPY ALONE

That went into the hot dog stand.

I want Laura to stick a wicket up my butt.

kek

KEK

Seriously love watching guppy

>Tahir on pooicide watch

How would you rank that innings against Stoinis earlier this year?

BASED
FUCKING
MARTIN
GUPTILL

Well, Ronchi faced one ball and didn't get out. I'd call that a success!

Ronchi finishes not out for once

gg lads see you Saturday

>>74441202

Stoinis was probably better, purely for the situation and him batting so low

But that was great, he batted the whole innings and scored 180 out of 280 runs

A++

>>74441206
Guaranteed a selection for the next five years Tbh

The worst part is we're going to find out tomorrow that Guptill's gone and injured himself, and can't play in Auckland.

If anyone deserves head it's fucking Guppy

Get amongst it, Laura

Massage his damn hammies too

>>74441212
If anyone deserves head it's muslim refugees.

Get amongst, kiwi ladies

Friendly reminder that Fire in Babylon is the best cricket documentary.

>>74441218

Absolutely accepting

Top 3 individual highest ODI score in an innings by a New Zealand batsman @BLACKCAPS #NZvSA

Guptill 237*
Guptill 189*
Guptill 180*

>>74441226
>only 3 test centuries
kek

>>74441251

Enigma stuff

>Beating the number 1 and 2 ranked teams in successive series

What did we mean by this?

>>74441258
Beating Australia's meme team doesn't mean much unfortunately. Suf Ufrika were just rolled over by Guptil.

>>74441219
only one I've watched Tbh

anyone seen any good ones? I've still got that Bradman's Invincibles one that came with DBC14 lying around somewhere

>>74441373
>Invincibles
Invincible to the draft rofl

>>74441383
reminder he actually enlisted in the air force but got rejected since he was half blind

>>74441388

When your dad commits suicide before he's 60 you'll look back at this post and know that you were the reason he deep throated a shotgun.

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>>74441395

batting de villiers so low was such a retarded decision, should easily come in before duminy

>/cric/

Time to put the old girl down lads.

Cut my finger opening a tin of lentils lads

>>74441536
Do you have your can opener license lad?

Cut my finger opening a tin of shitspouter lads

Cricket is basically a dumb and boring version of baseball. The amount of subtlety and tactical and athletic ability on display in baseball makes cricket looks like the shitty joke that it is.

Cricket will NEVER be able to match the tradition and history and folklore of baseball either.

And don't even get me started on attendance and revenue. Baseball attracts 75 million people annually just in the MLB. Further 25 million people attend Japanese baseball and add other millions in caribbean and other nations. On the other hand, if you add up all the cricket attendances worldwide, they would struggle to cross even 10 million ROFLOL.

And oh, MLB is a $9.5 BILLION annual industry! Cricket is not even 1/10th of that LMAO.

All in all, cricket can fuck right off.

>>74441548
nah still on my learners m8

>>74441553
K E K
E
K

You boys have probably seen this picture before.
I thought it was a school team coach and his wife. The guy in the photo is supposedly the best baseball player of all time
The woman is his wife
The kids are hers, not his

>>74441998
yeah I've seen the picture

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forgot pic XD

really missing The Big Straff rn lads

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>>74441998
>>74442003
>>74442005

>>74442009

?? his quitting twitter literally lasted less than 24 hours

>>74442018
I would rather kill myself than be the surrogate father to eyebrowless halfbreeds

>>74442020
KEK really? That's fucking pathetic, I thought it would at least take until that first date tv show came back on

>>74442018

looks like his wife is giving him a wristy tßh

>>74442018
AERIALS
IN THE SKYYYYYYYYYYY

>Pete Rose, 73, is 39 years older than his 34-year-old fiancee, making him more than double her age.
>She made her biggest career move in 2010 when she appeared in Playboy
>Kim changed jobs to a real estate agent to take care of her two children, Cassie and Ashton whom she had with her ex-husband. Her fiancee, baseball legend Pete Rose, has five children of his own with his first two wives.

>>74442042
She wasn't even a virgin when they got married. lol

http://www.famousboard.com/threads/20342-Kiana-Kim

lads
a
d
s

hey lads how's everyone going?

had a good night?

>>74442087
throw fake tits on daniel and you'd have a more attractive woman

>>74442087
why is any ethnic woman with silicon breasts considered "model worthy" in America lads? Not even Straffo would bother following this slag on twitter

Seething saxshit absolutely BTFO, remains on pooicide watch #kek #btfo #unemployed

>>74442087

that tit job is atrocious.

>>74442087
Jesus

I'm assuming they've been reduced since. They look much smaller and nicer in this pic >>74442018

>>74442137
still look fucking rank there

I'd be demanding a refund myself

what possesses someone to have a titjob like that
anything more than a small implant looks like absolute shit but people still fork out thousands for them

>>74442087

Nice.

>He doesn't like big fake tits
>he doesn't like bimbo culture
>He's more likely to be an "ass" man ie a closet homo

When did /cric/ get so pleb?

>>74442196

This.

>>74442196
/cric/ knows what /cric/ likes

Execute all suicidelanders

getting more muscular every day

>>74442175

Probably someone else's idea and cash-roll, I'd imagine. Probably coerced into whoredom since the age of 13. Compare to her daughter, she's had that Korean blepharoplasty thing as well as having someone take a hammer and chisel to her jaw, plus who knows what else. How often do you see shadowy lighting like that in professional porn? There's scars to hide

I am big
I am strong

Hey whats the difference between Agent Orange and Donald Trump?

Agent Orange went to Vietnam.

Saxon on suicide watch

Will /cric/ get septs?

/cric/ gets Seputura

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0mDeaivvi8

east african christians are god's chosen people #truthie

if you think a tiger could beat a gorilla in a fight you need ur fuckin head checked #truthie

southern africa is rightful white man's clay #truthie

is tom currran related to his brother kevin curran?

>>74444580

I'm ghana have to disagree with you there.

>>74442226
Are you fucking me

>>74444444

>>74444815
That's what your mum said last night.

>>74441553
Almost as dumb and boring as your shitty new gimmick.

>>74446576
would the ball swing in brazil? #politeenquiries

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i'm growing stronger

is sam bond related to shane bond?

*scores third innings of over 180*

is savanh phaophanit related to vong phaophanit?

>>74446651
only if zika is in the air

what happened to the cricket is gay german?

>>74441998
>Pete Rose
>BOAT
mild kek KEK K E K
"Charlie Hustle" was pretty good, but then he got banned from baseball for match fixing and now he signs autographs to stay afloat in hopes that one day they'll forgive him and let him be eligible for the hall of fame. Polite sage.

>>74448824
I think >we stopped invading /bundes/
I still say good morning to them regularly though

is shane warner related to david warne?
is shane bond related to james bond?
is shane warne related to shane bonder?
is james bond related to james warne?

Anyone know if Ireland vs UAE will be streamed anywhere?

>>74451941
>watching jamodis
just get out m8

>>74452102
kys pajeet

friendly reminder a peak mark philippoussis would stomp everyone in the top 10 #truthbomb

friendly reminder nsw would win the world cup #truthbomb

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forever in our shadow
goodnight irene

friendly reminder nick cave is the quintessential australian artist #truthbomb

friendly reminder a full strength northern districts would win the county championship #truthbomb

reminder future AI gods will be able to carry out currently unimaginable feats e.g resurrecting every human who has ever lived at a whim by manipulating spacetime, including heroes like tony grieg and elliot rodger. not even exaggerating. screencap this #truthbomb

>>74448824
he still posts, just not that post specifically

>>74451941
Ireland have a TV deal so there should be a steam somewhere online

>>74452367
The Drones m8

reminder people set-up or 'caught' by pedohunters did literally nothing wrong, it's not even entrapment they're even more innocent than that #truthbomb

australia is to blame for both world war II #truthie

it's raining lads
thunderstorms all night
didn't get any sleep

#3westernaustralia

is liam mcshane related to shane warner?

Even when NZ win we win

http://www.cricket.com.au/news/australia-number-one-odi-ranking-south-africa-new-zealand-series-icc-april-international-season/2017-03-01

KEK

Why are Poo Peelanders so shit at making OPs?
Could it be that they're all retarded newcunts without an understanding of /cric/ culture?

>>74453558
>reading cricket.com.au

Freshie detected

am I banned

>>74454034
Yeah ama

lads...

https://thaicastle.co/2017/03/02/guptills-wife-declares-open-marriage-as-reward-for-martins-180/

>>74454076

Vulgar, crude and disgusting. Why do New Zealanders lack class?

>>74453271
some truthbomb right here

>>74454006
waaah where's my picture of horseface bitch waaah

Warner was particularly impressed by the performance of his new opening partner and his adaptability, especially considering the bouts of illness he suffered throughout the match. 'The Reverand' had some advice for the touring novice on nutrition, too.

"I actually gave him a bit of a tip the other day about taking some tablets, like gastrohealth and stuff to get those probiotics into you and make sure you have your Yakult in the morning to make sure you line your stomach a little bit, because if you have the odd hot chilli it can definitely go through you."

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AN international airlift of baked beans and tinned spaghetti is under way to save Shane Warne from wasting away after it emerged that the Australian leg-spinner had been unable to face the local food on tour in India.

Qantas, the Australian national airline, is flying 1,900 tins of beans and spaghetti to the team's hotel in time for the first Test, which begins in Madras today.

Warne, described by Australian officials yesterday as ``not a fan of exotic cuisine'', has apparently been existing on a diet of breakfast cereal, toast, cheese and Vegemite on naan bread, supplemented with vitamin pills, since arriving in India nearly two weeks ago.

6 March 1998

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>>74454076
“Let’s face it, my husband is a fuckin’ hero. He deserves this country’s gratitude. Plus, you saw what sort of mood he was in once he started hitting sixes last night – he’s like that in the bedroom too. I can’t bloody keep up, so a little bit of help from any keen girls out there would be really appreciated.”

>>74455050
The ultimate soft cunt.

>>74455050
I remember reading an article about when when Warne was vice captain under Waugh and they had some press meeting at a fancy resturaunt. Warne took one bite out of his entree, spat it out and asked for the staff to give him "spag bog and tip top bread"

>>74448824
that particular gimmick got a bit stale, so i dropped it

There is literally nothing wrong with being an uncultured bogan

Clive Palmer is literally having a mental breakdown lads. Why is the Australian Trump so much better than the real one?

>>74455539
his facebook is surreal

the guy is literally sharing shit off ironic meme pages and writing poems about tim tams

it's my birthday today

>>74455805
It's not mine

>>74455805
mine was last year

>>74455858
Yeah same but I've got one coming up this year though

Literally masturbating to the thought of Laura and Toni scissoring on the Seven Sharp desk.

Anyone going to this tour Shane Warne is doing? Looking forward to hearing some truthies about Steve Waugh

>>74455869
Who and who on what?

>>74455862
i don't think i'll have one this year

>>74455881

Laura and Martin McGoldrick being interviewed on the evening bullshit chat show that follows the 6pm news.

>>74455883
I'll respect your decision

>>74455906
Why is the wife being interviewed? What has she got to do with anything?

>>74455928

Media poosonality and it was a puff piece on a show all about puff pieces.

Fucking livid lads

>>74456263

Centrelink cut you off lad?

>>74456288
Unironically applying for a youth allowance from them as I'm making this post

http://www.baka.com.au/sport/soccer/sky-blues-fly-rainbow-flag--sydney-fcs-stand-against-homophobia-in-football-20170302-gup48r.html

Based football lads

>>74456439
I think it will be GC v GWS

The Melbourne narrative has already been pushed with the bulldogs winning in an obviously fixed game. The AFL will now focus their efforts on expansion into NRL states now that the cuckbournians have been satisfied.

Reality Check is a joke, but he was right about the grand final

>>74456499
Trip on RC

>>74456697

Elite post

>>74456499

Possibly the worst post on /sp/ in the last 5 years

>>74456749
>Poo Peelander talking about AFL
KEK

Exterminate yourself

I can literally remember the rough score of every single batsman in tests played over eight years ago ama

I invented and pioneered the ama meme ama

>>74456937
What's your reddit username?

>>74456937
No you didn't.

>>74456939
/u/bestofrcricket
>>74456942
yeah I did ama

>>74456947
ama predates /sp/.
You didn't invent shit, and your parents are ashamed of you.

>>74456953
I invented it in the sense that I took the concept of an ama and applied it to the end of an otherwise mundane post

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caption this portrait

>>74457159
based fucking julie

>>74457159
She probably sprinkled asbestos powder on their jackets after this photo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjDwit8ryEA

>>74457782
https://soundcloud.com/samschaust/mark-kozelek-adam-granofsky-blues

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>>74457159
>those suits and ties
someone please get these guys a tailor

>>74457159
visiting christmas island?

Really glad The Straff came back to twitter lads

just woke up lads
looking forward to the cricket lads
bermuda's international days are long gone and never coming back lads

also based ireland lads

>>74455869
view_video.php?viewkey=ph56b6c669c5c76

trib is definitely cric approved

test

cricket

is saxon peters related to norman cowans?

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just started reading this

maybe it will make me feel better about dying of cancer

>>74441098
pls come to /hoc/ and save us from the finns

>>74457159

I'm a Minister get me out of here

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remember this

>>74463190
who could forget

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>>74463190

>>74463190

>Beefy is a cut fag

>>74463883
Dat casual judeophobia

>>74463883
It wasn't Beefy in that picture.

>>74463737
I thought based straffgod had gone fishin'?

>>74464217
Kek and I bet you think Hansie's death was innocent

>>74464236
He left for less than 24 hours before he realised twitter was the closest thing he had to a friend

>>74464240
I do actually.

>>74464266
KEK

If Saxon Peters was Maori he would be Winston Peters.

1. Simon Katich
2. Alistair Campbell
3. Marvan Atapattu
4. Misbah-ul-Haq (c)
5. Chamara Silva
6. Russel Arnold
7. Alec Stewart (wk)
8. Corey Anderson
9. Umesh Yadav
10. Mitchell McClenaghan
11. Shanthakumaran Sreesanth

#elite

>>74464970
Gets more baffling each time

Fuck uni is boring

Fuck this is a shit OP. It genuinely puffed me off every time I open /sp/ and see it

Is despising yourself /cric/ approved?

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Is this /cric/ approved?

>>74465835
>lol i'm so lazy, I love to take naps all the time and i'm a fat shit who always eats chicken nuggets and bunnings snags XD i'm such a loser XD this is so totally me! XD

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Why do people think double breasted is a good look?

Literally wearing a fedora as a coat.

>>74465855
yeah fuck normies

>>74465855

BASED

>>74465872
>Literally

how do we bring cricket to the TRAPPIST-1 system?

>>74465872
why are peewees so obsessed with this footface slag? The only wags I know from the Australian side are Candice Warner because of the memes and Lara Bingle

>>74465903
Get Guptill to hit a ball there

>>74465964
I don't know if you realise how stupid this post is. Guptill can't hit a ball any anywhere near the speed required to exit the Earth's atmosphere and it would be next to impossible for the ball to escape the gravity of nearby objects without some kind of propulsion.

>>74465984
t. le autistic reddit black science man

>ywn see a political debate between Saxon and MWNGF
life hurts

googling jarryd strafford now brings up links to 4chan archives
is his little employability, dare I say it, gone?

mainies lads

fuck I'm bored

>>74466095
employers don't google people's names

gotta get an Employment Separation Certificate lads

>>74466500
I do
t. employer

Only boring people get bored

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>>74452367

he was absolute rubbish on the last tour, his voice is going.

>>74453152

Overrated, beard-stroking shite, reminder that Gareth Liddiard lets Dispossessed record and rehearse in his lounge room and thus hates Australia

>>74466712
Saw him last month and he was elite
Gareth has always made it clear that he disliked major parts of Australian culture

>>74465853
absolute classic

>>74465853
I remember a bit where an Egyptian prostitute was getting whipped on the arse

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>>74466095

this came up for me lol

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Since the lack of diversity was pointed out, Triple M Melbourne has removed the tweet but the offending picture still remains on Facebook where it has also taken a beating.

'This photo appears to have a filter on it that turns everyone into a white male,' Jarryd Strafford wrote.

>>74467202
based fucking straffgod

>>74467202
Fact missiles

>>74467202
>Eddie McGuire
>White

Tipping Starc to be MOTM but to be objectively outbowled by Hazlewood ama

Is Steve Rhodes related to Jhonty Rhodes the son of Cecil Rhodes?

>>74468217
No.

Gallipoli is /comfy/ af ttytt

>>74467935
Illuminati card game?

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>/cric/ literally on life support

>"Ireland are probably the best of the Associates, " Woolmer said in a television chat on the morning of the game. "The ICC wants an Associate nation to cause an upset. I just hope it's not us"

Hmm

>>74468366
>forgetting based Vanuatu

>>74468366
Afghanistan are much better than Ireland in limited overs.

>>74468385
How long until Malaysia beat a full member lad?

>>74468417
They're not "much better", it's a slight difference in ability in limited overs. This was also from 2007

>Australia beat India by the repeating digits of 333 runs
was the last match a meme?

>>74468385
Pacific Islands conglomerate when? PNG and Fiji combined would immidiately be one of the best associates

http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/current/match/62788.html

>>74468420
Realistically 10 years, or at least until one of the current associates become a full member.

>>74468445
That would be a nightmare to organize now. I only give the Windies another 10 years until they split.

>Sun, 27 Mar - rest day
lol

Based kyriwog lads

>>74468521
Based ankush

Which 2 poosonalties provide the best pseudo trip drama?

>>74468626
Goosey and Connie
or
Matt and Ivan
or
Matt/Ivan and Walkie
or
Statsy and Daniel
or
Daniel and Krazy

>>74468654
>forgetting the Daniel/AMS arc

>>74468696
Good call actually

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>auscucks

>>74468738
what happened to AMS anyways

>>74468760
He can have the ayy

>>74468760
She looks like she wants to tongue his starfish Tbh

>>74468767
He just stopped posting or at the very least stopped pushing his gimmick

>>74468431
No lad, Afghanistan are much better at LO. Ireland's bowling is pretty dreadful outside of Dockrell and Rankin(when he plays) and their batting has been dog shit outside of Wilson and N.O'Brien for the last few years. I do think Chase and Mccarthy will be good in a few years though.

>>74468445
Feel like this needs to happen in order for any of them to be any good. None of the individual nations have the population to sustain an even mid-level team even if cricket became massive there.

Are there any bookies offering odds on whether Ireland or Afghanistan will get test status first? Or when they will get it by?

>>74468824
The thing is cricket is already a popular game in almost all of them, their populations and lack of the Big Black Caribbean genes is what kills them internationally. That said, PNG has a larger population that New Zealand

>>74468841
Both will get it at the same time in 2019

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Watching this one now lads, I assume this is /cric/ approved

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>>74468913
wat

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>>74468913
>An astonishing untold Australian war story

>>74468860
Didn't see a fucking lick of cricket when I went to Fiji. Was surprised they even had a team, they are literally Sevens: the Country

>>74468943
I'd pay to see that movie

>>74468813
Ireland's biggest problem is that they trusted the ICC saying that the Intercontinental Cup was the pathway to test status, when limited overs success is where the money is made and the attention is received. If it was, Ireland would have had test status years ago. Bangladeshis had never played a game of first class cricket in their lives when they got promoted.

>>74468957
Ireland are still gonna get it, and by them focusing on FC at least they won't embarrass themselves once they're up, and I could easily see them toppling WI at home straight away.

>>74468944
I saw a bit when I was last there. It's died down though, yeah. Rugby is the way to easy money. PNG has the same problem with League.

>>74468987
Yeah I agree. It's the way the ICC handle things that I have a problem for

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He's lost it lads

>>74469308
>>74469321
>phoneposting

>>74469353
Dat casual telephobia

>>74469308
Based clive

>>74469321
>suicidelanders

Straffo on suicide watch lads
http://dailym.ai/2m1Gzcs

>>74469537
based fucking shane
what the fuck is she wearing though

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kek

KEK

K E K

No wonder the Worst Ausfailians want independence

Federation was a mistake

>>74468654
>Daniel and Krazy
??

>>74469586
I enjoyed the autism offs

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>>74469537
based fucking straff

>>74469719
kek

KEK

K-E-K

>>74469719
based shane always gets his man

straffo eternally btfo

>>74469719
lol what the fuck has happened to straffo
we keep this up and by the end of the year he'll be a batman villian

>>74469719
What a fucking loser holy shit

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>>74469719

>>74469740
>#psa
does this stand for pussy slayer association

>straffo's target of affection literally got WARNED

the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
shane warne is known to be THE most hung guy in international cricket, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like waugh's v 100 slazenger", with gargantual thickness that would rival Curtly Ambrose and Isaac Vivian Alexander Richards. I'm estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed sears' pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with shane barely able to force it past the knob, and emily moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on shane's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..

I feel sorry for straffo, pretty sad that he's lonely and followed exclusively by /cric/

>>74469800
/afl/ and bigfooty follow him too lad

how do we turn straffo into a cultural icon lads
should we pay for india to start following him?

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>>74469719
>>74469740

this hurts me inside

I wonder how aware straffo is of this all

Obviously he knows 4chan has made fun of him in the past, but does he know the extent of it?

>>74469811
He's already an Australian Living Treasure m8

>>74469826
He's cute

>>74469847
still, we can turn him into a superstar or a super villain with the right timing

>>74469802
searching posts containing "ManWithNoName" on bigfooty and reading them are hilarious, especially after he left bigfooty

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>>74469912

>58,348 posts
what the fuck was straffo doing with his life

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>>74469945

>>74469977
>>74469971
kek

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>>74469843

He loves it, he's like the Uncle Tom of retards

>>74470053
what did he mean by this?

bandy

>>74470170
#truthie

Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Fuck Jenny. Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. /r/dadjokes. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.
Edit: This blew up. RIP my inbox.

really enjoying total war warhammer

/rug/ rules /cric/ drools

>>74470595
That reply from Mancey never fails to make me laugh.

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bigfooty is the gift that keeps giving

Is this Auscunt e only thread or are we going to watch England?

>>74470640
I will be watching England

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>>74441098
>OP pic

StraffGOD
StraffGOAT
StraffKING
StraffLORD
StraffKAISER
StraffDEITY
StraffBEAST
StraffCHAMP

tipping the west indies to put up a fight

8.55am: But before the white-line fever, an update from George, at the Sir Viv: "It's been raining in Antigua. I think it's stopped but covers just gone back on. Weather coming in our direction looks okay, though. Reckon just a minor delay. But I'm no weather man. England warming up; Windies in a huddle. Maybe to keep warm. Like penguins." So that sounds like we might not get a 9am toss after all...

Even if it's only pyjama griged, I'm just glad to watch England again.

>>74457159
BLACKED