/heem/

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OP is a fag

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4746

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>>74438780

>Guy who won is the underdog

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Schaub is God

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The taste of defeat never felt so great

>>74438793

You are the biggest loser on all of /heem/

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>>74438807
What is your end goal?

>>74438825

To remind him he's the biggest loser in all of /heem/ as long as he keeps avatarposting.

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>>74438863
h8er be gone

>>74438877
See >>74438807

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should i do picks for Bellator on friday? i honestly dont care about any of the fights besides pic related

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>>74438877

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Ferg/Nurmy videos under the 209 section of the UFC's youtube page all have more views than Woodley/Thompson videos.

I think we all know what the real main event is

>>74438837
Jesus man, you okay?

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who wins and why?

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>>74438950
Conor without a doubt
49-1
25-1

>>74438964
this
>>74438950
connor would fookin heem that squat

>>74437170
>literally getting an ace of spades tattoo

sweden is too cucked to believe

>>74438972
>conor heeming someone taller than himself

not happening

>>74438924
I thought Khabib was a pretty short guy

>>74438985
>habib not getting heem'd the second he steps in the ring against a real striker

not happening

Holm got DECISIONED by NYSAC.

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/2/28/14766046/nysac-denies-holly-holms-appeal-of-ufc-208-loss

>>74439004
>michael johnson isn't a real striker

t.Whyte Bois

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I'm legit starting to like El Cucky.

Ever since he beat the living snot out of RDA he's grown on me substantially, he went from being on my "eternal" anti-boy list to being a guy I enjoy watching fight. Problem is I always saw his fights with the thought in mind of "fuck this guy", so I didn't actually savour the nuances of his meme techniques.

Which bears bad news for you lads who put money on him. Guys I mildly like always fuck up somehow.

Not that I'm picking anyone, as that's something I very seldom do, but luck is luck and mine is shitty. You know what to do.

>>74439016
>khabib
>rocked by lazypunch from johnson
>johnson
>completely destroyed by nate
>nate
>completely picked apart by connor
gee, wonder how connor vs khabib would go

>>74439050
Your MMAth is fucking stupid.

By that logic Charmander should beat Squirtle

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>>74438763

Upcoming events:

3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/10: LFA 6 - Junior vs Rodriguez
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson
3/25: Glory 39 - Doumbe vs Kongolo
3/25: Invicta FC 22 - Evinger vs Kunitskaya 2
3/31: EFN 62 - Pavlovich vs Sidelnikov
3/31: Bellator 175 - Rampage vs King Mo 2
4/8: UFC 210 - Cormier vs Johnson 2
4/8: Bellator 176 - TBA
4/14: Bellator 177 - Dantas vs Caldwell
4/15: UFC on Fox 24 - Waterson vs Namajumas
4/16: RIZIN 2017 IN YOKOHAMA - Kawajiri vs TBA
4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov
4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald


Previous thread: >>74434761

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News:

>Duquesnoy debut set
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/tom-duquesnoy-set-for-debut-vs-patrick-williams-at-ufc-on-fox-24-in-kansas-city

>UFC 209 pre event facts
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/ufc-209-pre-event-facts-nurmagomedov-ferguson-is-a-special-fight-and-the-numbers-show-it

>Macedo out of UFC FN 107 fight
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/veronica-macedo-out-promotion-seeks-new-opponent-for-lina-lansberg-at-ufc-fight-night-107

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>>74439050
>This MMA Math

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fuck cody buttasspoop

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>>74439073
youre a good lad

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>call yoself a bitch

>im a bitch

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>>74439004
So why didn't Mendes get 13 secondsed?

>>74439050
>>johnson
>>completely destroyed by nate

You are aware that Nate dropped the first round and only won because Johnson is a weak willed little bitch who let Nate's lad banter get to him?

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>>74439008

>>74438877
dude can you stop filling up every thread with pictures of metrosexual podcasters

dose anyone have a webm of tony choking out able?

>>74439178
Yes

>>74439178
i do

>>74439250
would you please post it?

>>74439178
me

>>74439268
no fuck off

>>74439250
>>74439267
>>74439281
are you all the same person? If not, why did you all decide to say yes without posting it, and if you are, then why are you taunting me like this? Do you want something in exchange?

>>74439294
I don't have it myself but I know someone has it, for sure

>>74439294
we are not ALL the same person but some of us are. post something interesting and ill see what i can do.

>>74439294
*unzips bra*

Suck them

>>74439294
I know a guy who has it, but he's kind of a dick about posting submissions.

>>74439294
I don't have it but I want good heem webm's

>>74439294
height/weight/martial arts xp/location?

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>>74439066
No, by that logic Charizard should beat Squirtle

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>>74439343
I think this is pretty interesting

>>74439345
no

>>74439358
see webm related

>>74439374
5'10/148/Kid's Taekwondo/USA

>>74439402
Are you gay?

>>74439416
No I just assume you are a guy with man tits

>>74439378
Lvl 36 Charizard ain't got shit on lvl 100 squirtle

>>74439424
I'm the only girl who browses /heem/ lol

>>74439438
tits or gtfo

>>74438790
>>74438797
>One bite of Pizza will definitely make him overweight.
Remember when Cody was eating marshmellows which is practically just sugar. And he still whupped Cruz's ass

So with Maia/Masdival happening is it safe to say Bisp'n isn't getting his moneyfight with GSP?

>>74439452
>whupped

Nah

Btw Cruz is still my boy

>>74439455
He will after he fucks up Yoel, don't you worry buddeh

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>>74439452

>>74439438
w-wanta r-r-roll?

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wtf I hate woodley now

is this shit legal in america?

nigga needs to focus on the road. bad role model. baka

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>>74439469
>He will after he fucks up Yoel
keep dreaming boii

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Irish people are not human

>>74439452
>whupped Cruz's ass
>lost three rounds

pick one

>>74439505
wtf I love moot now

>>74439505
wew bud dont pull a fast one like that on me again or ill heem every here

>>74439505
what was filename!

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>>74439493
Make it through 3 rounds buddeh and you're a done deal (Assuming Bisping doesn't win by KO before then)

>>74439505
should have been a permaban

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLNxuLk-2Ew&

BIG BROWN BREAKDOWN - Khabib v Ferg

>>74439438
How much of a social outcast does a woman have to be to spend time posting on 4chan.

Should you be posting selfies and ambiguous status updates on facebook?

>>74439438
post or pre op?

>>74439522
>e 20% of Wonderdude's purse

>>74439529

Toilets break down fights now? Damn.

>>74439530
>le everyone who posts here is a loser meme

With that mindset no wonder your country is filled with cucks you stupid leaf

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>>74439525
sadly for you, Romero finishes fights in the 3rd. It's like you see death knocking

>>74439525

Lol Bisping is petrified of Romero.

>>74439548
Bisping's gonna weather the storm and put a pace on Romero like he's never seen and heem him in the 4th

see yuu suun myke
>https://twitter.com/NewSweetScience/status/833902516668604419

>>74439548
Eh, if he can handle Rashad Evans to a split he can handle Yoel easy.

Granted that was 10 years ago, but Bisping has only gotten stronger since then

>>74439547
Just look at the culture though.

Its sheer degeneracy and more or less a complete waste of time. If I had IRL friends to talk to on the internet right now I'd probably be doing that...

Why would a normie want to be here?

>>74439565
Romero hits harder than 50 year old Hendo or poor hue Silva

>>74439576
Shut the fuck up, nerd.

>>74439585
Romero does not hit harder than 60 year old Hendo

>>74439576
Girls aren't automatically "normie" for being girls

Second, its a good break from PC culture in Uni

Third, do you know how many losers act like they love MMA just because I'm a girl who likes MMA? Much better to discuss it anonymously where people are themselves.

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>>74439591
I take it back!

You are totally not a weirdo for being here.

Carry on friend.

>>74439575
look at what Kennedy did to Bisping and look what Yoel did to Kennedy i know MMA math is a bitch but we all know Yoel can easily take Bisping down and elbow his shit up

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>>74439600
Too much bro

>>74439606
Look at what Rockhold did to Bisping then look at what Bisping did to Rockhold

>>74439488
Maybe his car has got one of those semi-autonomous lane driving assists.

>>74439623
rockhold tool'd bisping then bisping got a lucky shot on overconfident rockhold

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SHEEE YOUUU SHOOON

BOI

>>74439602
All valid points...

Though that that may just be my inner white knight speaking, trying to suck up to you.

>do you know how many losers act like they love MMA just because I'm a girl who likes MMA?

But, but I thought woman only have cool hobbies for the purpose of impressing men?

>>74439623

Quit pretending that Bisping win over Rockhold wasn't a fluke. It's literally GSP-Serra 2.0. Luke wasn't taking him seriously at all.

woodley is going to get heemed from kick and le sambo man is going to win by submission

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What unproductive activity will Wonderboy being doing in the next vlog?

>>74439648
>woodley is going to get heemed
You mean like last time?

>>74439648
Keep dreaming whiteboi. Woodley will retire champ.

>>74439643
Maybe when you get a girlfriend you will realize, women are also people and think like people

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>>74439648

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>>74439660
>>74439669

>>74439669
he better retire in the next 72 hours then

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>>74439678
>computer reaction angry.jpg

>>74439632
>>74439644
If I may quote Mayweather "Its protect yourself at all time"

That's Rockhold's mistake and doesn't make Bisping's victory any less valid

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ATTENTION /HEEM/

I COME FROM THE FUTURE

I PRESENT TO YOU A VIEW OF THINGS TO COME

BET WISELY

>>74439689
;) you dont have any cringe file names from collecting dank may mays back in the day?

>>74439714
No, but Bisping defending against the #13 ranked contender certainly makes his reign less valid.

>>74439714
>doesn't make Bisping's victory any less valid
that's where you are wrong, also Bisping was supposed to look good against o'l man hendo but got nearly killed by some telegraphed overhands

>>74439726
>not deleting your reaction image collection once you realize how retarded it is

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>>74439747
>not rebuilding an even larger collection months after doing this

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http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/veronica-macedo-out-promotion-seeks-new-opponent-for-lina-lansberg-at-ufc-fight-night-107

Bad news, lads.

>>74439734
We aren't talking about his reign, are talking about his fighting skill

>>74439741
Are you the same person who says Nate beat Conor? Because you're a hypocrite if you are

>>74439714
>>If I may quote Mayweather "Its protect yourself at all time"

Sure but Luke was intentionally not giving him any respect and got heemed as a result. If he gives him even the smallest of respect, he'd decimate him like he did in the first fight.

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>>74439747
> deleting your meme collection after years of collecting them
SHIGGY

>>74439761
>are talking about his fighting skill

Which is still worse than the top 5 at middleweight. Luke was injured and couldn't use his kicks properly.

>>74439761
no, but dodson beat liniker

>>74439760
shes not really that attractive desu

Khabib talking about training hard, sacrificing for greatness, Tony getting up in the middle of the night to make sacrifices for greatness. Thompson eating pizza and throwing frisbees

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>>74439758
>>74439773
>not replacing your deleted reaction image folder with a slow built collection of OC

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>>74439760
Too bad, that was such a sexy fight. There would have been ass jiggling all over the damn octamom, oh my

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>>74439777
Compared to every other female MMA fighter in the UFC she's a 20/10.

>>74439774
Excuses

Just like Bisping said. Rockhold wanted insurance just in case he lost and announced he was injured prior

>>74439760
yum
>>74439799
my ultimate fightfu

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>>74439799
thats only because Rachel Ostovich and Thickenzie Dern aren't in the UFC

>>74439809

Rockhold lost cause he was fighting with his chin up in the air and not moving his head.

He could beat Bisping without kicks.

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>>74439799
How do you from that to this?

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>>74438964
>Not only copying my file but copying my filename aswell
Smdh, even when I'm not here I influence these LOSERS to take up on DADDY's mantle.

>>74439637
Gooby would sleep Romero.

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>>74439818
what really blows my mind about thickenzie tho is that im 100% confident that i could have sex with her while carrying her. you know when youre standing and pounding the chick while cradling her? shes so thicccc but only 115lbs. its so impressive

>>74439819
You just can't let it go, can you?

You know what, I have a fucking feeling you are Luke Rockhold

>>74439849
>no really Bisping actually is good and is trying his hardest to duck relevant contenders because he's a company guy and deserves to not fight people that can beat him
lol
Biggest shit eaters

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>>74439840
Do something about it bitch

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>>74439851
you /grasso/?

>>74439840
>Gooby would sleep Romero.

Neck yourself and don't (you) me ever again.

>>74439851
I love when I mention Michelle Waterson, Grassofags can't respond

>>74439849
No I'm just stating facts. In a rematch would you bet on Bisping to beat Luke? Answer truthfully.

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>>74439881
waterson is definitely more conventionally attractive but thats the type of chick that would be intimidatingly attractive in real life. grasso is waifu tier on all levels

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D1FozBUO1l

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2pbs_18SWA

Tyron teaching Sage about video games.

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>>74439866
>Imitating DADDY
Cute.

But, nonetheless, SAD!

>>74439876
Fight me, friend.

>>74439873
grasso more like grosso

rodent faced soulless eyed little spic ghoulie

>>74439851
>White girl

You wish white girls were that cute gringo

>>74439881
Waterson is a bit of a butterface

>>74439920

You are gay.

>>74439881
>has had a kid
Hotdog, meet hallway.

>>74439928
>implying im white
do you not see the flag m8? im mexican. he didnt build that wall quick enough

>>74439896
i want this waifu.

>>74439896
Waterson looks like she would bite your penis

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i really hope my fightu doesn't lose. i hate to see her get hurt :(

>>74439969
>Angela "Can Crusher" Lee
>losing

She'd have to be having legitimate fights for that to happen mate

>>74439969
You could not have picked a worse photo.

She looks like she has Down Syndrome there.

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>>74439928

weebs pls go

>>74439990

Stop posting this can who got outstruck by Felice Herrig who lost to Paige Van Zant.

>>74439982
yeah i like that she gets to beat up scrubettes
>>74439985
quit bullying my waifu

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>>74439994
does this make you upset?

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>>74439904
Spain must be pissed

I don’t give a fuck about Spain. I stole his images and those images are now mine. Not Spain or any one of those pussies in Europe will do anything about it

>>74440000
Not trying to bully. That just a bad photo.

I've seen much better

>>74440008
No

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Watch this

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Grassofag on suicide watch

>>74440008
I want her to give me an abjob.

>>74440029
shitty RNC, mcgregor wouldn't tap out to that nonsense 100% my man, it was a fix so they could make money on the rematch

>>74439896

I want so much to do with Alexa Grasso

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>>74440029
Conor won. Nagasaki and Hiroshima > Pearl Harbor

49-1

Conor McGregor
1-0 Pro Boxing Record
15-1 UFC Record
30-3 MMA Record
First Undefeated Pro Boxer in The World
UFC Featherweight Champion
UFC Lightweight Champion
WBC super featherweight champion (130 lbs)
WBC lightweight champion (135 lbs)
WBC super lightweight champion (140 lbs)
IBF welterweight champion (147 lbs)
WBC welterweight champion (2×)
WBC light middleweight champion (154 lbs) (2×)
WBA (Super) light middleweight champion
WBA (Super) welterweight champion
WBO welterweight champion

Grasso isn't attractive

>>74440051
Are you unironically unaware that you can't win a belt when you're not fighting in that weight class?

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>>74440058
wrong! you might need TRT cause you're turning gay!

>>74439720
he just slipped

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>>74440029

Lol what'd I say?

>>74440059
When you beat the champ, you take everything he owns

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>>74439836

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>>74440010
>Priding himself in copying DADDY
>Still gets it wrong

What a loser LOL !! Maybe you should put your name back on you LOSER LMAO !!

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>>74440058
are you by any chance homosexual?

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*revs up sperg*

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>>74440086
49-1

>>74439994
Yeah, she lost to Felice. She looked awful and it was a terrible fight. Us /grasso/tards can accept that.

The fact that the decision surprised her is quite telling. She's young (though not THAT young) and perhaps her rapid success has given her a bad mindset. Now she knows she can lose.

She sure fucked up Heather Jo Clark though. Hopefully her eye is OK.

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vroom vroom vroom vroom

>>74440071
>>74440084
>if i whiteknight for her she'll totaly hav sex wit me!!!!!

Pathetic

>>74440100
>. Us /grasso/tards can accept that

I cringed lad

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>>74440102
Still taller than Floyd

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>>74440104
do you think being attracted to women makes you weak? its okay to be gay but us liking women is normal m8

>>74440075
THIS IS NOT 'NAM. THERE ARE RULES.

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>>74440144
He's got emotional problems, man.

>>74440164
Shogun a cute! a CUTE!

>>74440165
What, like beyond pacifism?

>hey guys i have no standards whatsoever, that means im so cool!!!!

Losers

>>74440104
whiteknighting guarantees sex you permavirgin

>>74440171

When is he fighting next?

Why the fuck is /heem/ so happenin tonight? Y'all niggas off the chain tonight. Usually you can't get two posts every five minutes in this joint once the Euros go to sleep.

>>74440181
He's getting the next title shot after Rumble.

>>74440185
Waifuspergs and spainsperg in the building

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>>74440164

>>74440185
>Y'all niggas off the chain tonight.
three things:
1. it's not 2006, no one talks like that anymore
2. you're not black
3. you're a fucking leaf

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>>74440172
>Mfw there are some people in this shitty general who are ok

>>74440196
>implying he's not living the dream right there

>>74440193
Rip shogun

>>74440204
Whoah, chillax my brother. I'm just tryna have a based time in here like all my other homies. Or should I say, heemies. Rofl

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this is a pretty spicy fight if you guys dont have anything else to watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIIEH1plEhM

>>74440236
I'm already watching Conor nuthugger and Floyd nuthugger go at it

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If we're choosing waifus that are cans, then I choose nicdali.

>>74440232
fucking stoner

>>74440243
>Floyd nuthugger
Nah dude.
See >>74440029

>>74440252
No my main man you got me all twisted yo! I'm not a weedhead, never touched the stuff, cause, like my one of my bros says,"if you smoke weed you deserve to get stoned" ha ha

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GETTIN' YOUR ASS KICKED IS TIMELESS

>>74438924
>>>
under what circumstances would the boogey man fight a bear

>>74440196
What's this from?

>>74440247
What the hell, she's still fighting?

>>74440284
What if the bear was raping the boogey man's grandma like in the revenant

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>>74440185
>

>>74440294
the ESPYs a few years ago

>>74440293
for real


is this shooped

>>74440284
That's the grim reaper, stupid. He obviously shows up whenever a bear dies, so this is a bear fighting death.

>>74440273
who's your fightfu

>>74440306
gfycat dot com forwardslash BelatedLeftBighorn

No.

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>He's still going

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>>74440324

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>>74440299
Yes ..she just got choked out last month ..bless her heart <3

>>74440319
Oh dude I'd split Jeff Monson in half

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>>74440306

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>>74440335

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>>74440236
shes legit fighting a girl half her size

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Why does Conair want to lose to Floyd so bad

>>74440361
couldn't even redeem yourself when it mattered, you faggot leaf
filtered

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>Still collecting free (you)'s from the nuthugger
>All it takes is one image to send him into a frenzy

I love it I love it I just might get on top of my wife tonight

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>>74440102

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>>74440386
Bull take a day off?

>>74440372
>an asian promotion having shifty as fuck matchmaking

I have literally never seen this you're clearly bullshitting.

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>>74440378
Which picture is that?

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*revs you up some more*

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>>74440415

>>74440029

>>74440407
silencers and such

>>74440401
fight turned out to be spicy as fuck back and forth so i dont think your memes apply m8

>>74440421
>Nate strategically pulling guard

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Stipe tapped and is #Notmychampion

>>74440442
>Nate
>having a strategy

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>one of the best standup comedians
>former elite level MMA fighter in the toughest division
>most successful podcast of all time
>former pro football player

What's your problem heem

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1,2,3,4,5 Cruz

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>>74440450
Talking about this tap, right?

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>literally a real-life frank dux
>isn't their favorite fighter
explain right fucking now

>>74440458
>>most successful podcast of all time
When did he join Knuckle Up?

>>former pro football player
Don't you have to be paid to play in a game in order to be called a pro football player?

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>>74440470
beautiful work champ

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>Conor/Nate/Floyd spam
>Grasso spam
>Wonderboy cuck spam
>Schaub spam

1: 10-9 Cruz
2: 10-9 Cruz
3: 10-9 Garbrandt
4: 10-8 Garbrandt
5: 10-9 Cruz

Final Score: 47-47 Draw

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>>74440470

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>>74440470

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When does HEEM FC get PPV intro?
>http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4peo7q

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>>74440492

>>74440488
good movie

>>74440507
I'm not based Bulgaria. Why are you showing me this?

>>74440488

Such a shame. Last thread was really good.

>>74440511
You are the biggest loser on all of /heem/

>>74440470
did he died?

>>74440496
you keep posting that, so why dont you make one?

I could do it but im not that creative. I have sony vegas but idk what memes to put in

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>>74440520
Coming from someone like you, I'll take that with a grain of salt.

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someone post back up doot

>>74440528

Have you seen this post? >>74440470

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>>74440478

>>74440491
optimum QTTTTTTTTTT

>>74440526
i can't into video editing, you are my first (You), i'll see if i can figure something out

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>>74440536
I see it every day my guy. You h8ers have gotten stale.

>>74440548

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/73768807/#q73769822

>State of your life m8

have you guys seen this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FUmBrhz2Q4

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BACK UP doot
Back up doot
>you soft
Treat me like Schaubs brain, go ahead treat me like Schaubs brain
Sloshing around inside his cranium like a half melted slurpee

So did Jon Jones really bang Ronda?

>Rousey is ranked above Holm

what

>>74440548
>You h8ers have gotten stale.

This coming from the spastic who has been spamming "Schaub is God" for over a year.

>>74440566
why would he? jon could bang endless 10/10's in front of his wife if he wanted to

Can Weidman beat Chris?

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>>74440555
I am loving life. Worry about yours and I'll keep to mine. /heem/ has been great to me over the years. I love MMA and I've finally found a home for MMA discussion after getting banned from sherdog and the UG.
>>74440571
Schaub uploads hours of new content every other day. He never gets stale.

>>74440589

Don't (you) me when I post that webm again loser.

>>74440587
I'd like to cheese that can nah'mean?

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>>74440589
>/heem/ has been great to me
hilarious that you loved getting bullied on the friendship simulator, its just like real life!

>>74440620
what do you call this shitposting style?

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>bisping fans

>>74440589

I wish I could Ray Thompson you in real life.

>>74440641
Shiiieeeeeet nigga it is what it is.

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>>74440587
>tfw you bang bispings daughter but youre not scared of her dad cause he has pillowfists

>>74440587
Looks a bit like Mackenzie 2bh

>>74440547
I gave you a (You) on this the other night, you must have left. I'll put something together in a day or two when I have some time.

>>74440470
For sure I was tagging him with some leg kicks before that my man, 100%

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>>74440668

>>74440668
>knocked down Silva and Rockhold

is Al Iaquinta elite?

>>74439402
Do u train ufc

>>74440708
No, Al.

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>tfw southpaw
>tfw no leffan shot

>>74440708
is joe flacco elite?

>>74440708
He could've been Jim Miller but hes a faggot

>>74440579
I'm just going what rampage said

>>74440737
>tfw right handed
>tfw feel more comfortable as a southpaw

>>74440737
>not ambidextrous

sorry kiddo, you can always work in a mine