/hoc/

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>Hansen pulled
>Benning/Linden aren't in press box
>he's still not traded

>Montreal wants Hansen for a 1st
>Hansen doesn't want to go

Life is always suffering.

>rags

To the nerd without a stove. I have a hotplate I borrowed from my college to power my dorm still. I would give it to you put I doubt you want to post your address or have a means to get anywhere lmao

Dallas just broke Pens 65 game streak of closing out games when ahead at the 3rd.

>>74438578
>Montreal wants Hansen for a 1st
syke

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Thank you Sweden. Even with Finland trying its best to make us lose by letting in soft goals every god damn night, the Swedes keep pulling through.

Truly our greatest ally. Fuck you Finland, fuck you.

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>>74438621
delet

>>74438597
My car got repossessed but it's okay thanks, I'll just pick up my paycheck on Friday, for now I got some cold spaghettios and some shitty old ramen such is the life of a low wage job just out of college

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When was the last time a based manlet won Conn Smythe?

>nashville is unironically gonna meme on chirape
W E W

GRANLUND DOES IT AGAIN!

>>74438639
I will order you a delivery pizza if you tell me your address

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>>74438640
This year

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i just got bit by a spider on my toe

what the fuck??

also go oilers

>>74438621
>0 goals scored by Benn or Seguin
The abosolute favela of Pittsburgh's D. Good luck winning a cup with a D comprised of 2nd pairing AHLers

>>74438653
Nah man, it's 11pm here now I ate the spaghettios thanks for the offer I hate to take people's money anyway,

>>74438656
Is that the legitimately worst defenseman in the league Kevin Bieksa laying on the ice there?

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>>74438668
ok. someone did it for me before on 4chan almost 10 years ago so I wouldn't have minded paying it back. goodnight anon

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>>74438640
Crosby.
Besides if the mild win the cup Dubnyk will have to be the Conn Symthe.

>>74438679
i believe it is

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>When Finland sends its people, they are not sending their best

>>74438636
forsberg based arvidsson based ekholm based jarnkrok based

pekka not based

really gets your noggin joggin

>>74438664
yeah because all the injuries are season ending you retard

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>>74438664
Pens missing 3 of their top 4 dmen which they will get back by the playoffs. It'll literally be the same group that won last year.

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>When Sweden sends its people, they are definitely sending their best. Great people, good people! The very best!

>>74438704
They have to go back

>>74438679
fun fact about that picture: they arent celebrating a goal, but instead celebrating bieksas death

>>74438707
Who the fuck is Jarnkrok?
Sounds like a slow-cooker Ikea would sell.

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>>74438725

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>>74438713
>>74438714
>implying Letang will last more than a series

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>>74438636
>>74438707
>>74438717
Thank you, I really appreciate your appreciation

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>>74438739
>game of plebbit

comfy calgary

>>74438704
Did someone poo in his hip?

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reminder that filip forsberg should be winning the rocket at this point in the season.

stupid fucking finn rinne thought it would be funny if he got filip to suck ironically for 30 games for the memes.

now filip knows that was stupid and he will win the rocket now. fuck your memes finland

>>74438783
>these qts are surrounded by the trashville niggers every day
shame desu

based torts at it again

>>74438783
>>74438742
>>74438717
forsberg was born in uppsalla, most people there are finn

forsberg is a finn sweden stole him like the always do. stop sucking sweden cock finland is superior

>>74438783
>for the memes

forgivable tbqh

>>74438783
I thought the Rocket was given out for most goals scored in a season, not a 5 game stretch? How did a goalie hamper goal scoring? If anything being behind should lead to more goals scored.

Why don't you go back to /tv/?

>>74438818
>most people there are finn
lol no

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>>74438745
>Being a middle aged man on /hoc/

I thought all you balding Manlets loved Game of Cucks

>>74438835
>middle aged
>balding
>manlet
project more

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>>74438835
With Finns you win

The Ducks are not gonna pursue Duchene/Landeskog are they /hoc/?

>>74438868
why would they? they're a 2nd round bounce at best

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>>74438846
But you are, you're that old cuck that got exposed the other day

>>74438875
I want the Ducks more than a 2nd round bounce.

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>>74438835
into

the

binn

>>74438889
What is with this imgur monkei meme. Is this the latest shit /tv/ autists have forced?

>>74438889
I'm 24. go outside more

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are we bullying finlan tonight? i am okay with this

>>74438897
jesus christ is kaitlyn fucking nasty.
the amount of shoop on that magazine cover.

hockey players don't dab, right?
r-right?

did that one anon ever die yet of his pancreatic cancer?

>>74438909
I got it form 8ch desu

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>>74438929

>>74438919
It sucks I'm away during the day and Finns are usually in bed this time of day (except for the few stragglers that shitposts into 4am/5am). Wish I could bully more Finns.

>>74438875
Don't they need to trade some defense or they'll lose them in expansion?

>>74438909
I like this munkee. Fuckinmonkeyposting has died, this could be a worthy successor.

>>74438965
it's already old m8

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>>74438929
its ok because his daughter asked him to

if wayne gretzky said in an interview what his favorite brand of peanut butter is, it would be the headline on NHL.com.

oodnight /hoc/ have pleasant trade dreams

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>>74438909
>>74438918
The lies you tell on the internet won't turn back the hands of father time, old cuck.

Age cucks on suicide watch

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>>74439000
it would be jagr brand peanut butter

>>74439009
I have no idea what you're talking about and it's hilarious you think you are insulting me

Laine has 10+9 in 14 games since coming back from a concussion.

C A N T B I N T H E F I N N
A
N
T

B
I
N

T
H
E

F
I
N
N

>>74439009
>>74439009
> being 24 is considered old on 4chan.
Anything between 18-30 on here is perfectly normal.

>>74438978
I still love the munkee

>>74439023
>4chan is 13 years old
>you have to be 18 to post here
>31 is too old
seems a bit rude

>>74439032
I agree, there should not be an upper limit.

>>74438946
after bottom

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Old cucks OUT

answer this question correctly and you pass
salty __ and old ___

>>74439021
>Forsberg is 10+3 in 5 games

>>74439040
>>74439032
Those grandpas who claim to be here are weird. >Im 45 years old, I have 3 kids, and my wife is in the other room reading.

I fookin doubt that shit.

>>74439064
Liquorice fags

>>74439032
>being on this website if you're 25 or older

Why?

>>74439091
get in the bin finn

>>74439023
Depends on the board imo. 24 on /sp/ is indeed perfectly normal.
A 24 year old /b/ poster? Eh, maybe find some healthier hobbies.

>>74439079
Swedes are so much superior than Finns.

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>>74439099

>>74439099
When you turn 25 you'll realize nothing magically changes. The only age I'm aware of that brings meaningful change is 40, because prostate exams.

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>>74439109
oh, so you can feel young and post le epic dank memes with other retards?

why not be an adult and discuss hockey in a civilize manner on base Reddit or HFboards?

>>74439107
/b/ is for 13 year olds
/v/ is for 15 year olds
/pol/ is for 17 year olds
/sp/ is for 20 year olds

>>74439021
>PPG players at 18 years old
>http://www.quanthockey.com/nhl/player-age/18-year-old-nhl-players.html
>Gretzky, Hawerchuck, Crosby, Yzerman, Francis, Laine, McDavid

Is he elite yet?

>>74439108
That is bad engrish

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>>74439118

>>74439115
> not having a prostate exam before you turned 21
I get hemroids sometimes from dead lifts and I had a check up when I was like 19. Shit fucking sucked.

BISHOP BTFOOOO

>>74439108
Good post!

>>74439120
/b/ 13-16
/v/ 13-20
/pol/ 18-24
/sp/ 20-???

omfg kongs u got 2 amazing goalies and still

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KONGS BTFO

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>He's in the downswing of his life

TIP TOP KEK young bois win again

>>74439141
I don't lift.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buBmVnNZbws

Just disliked and unsubscribed.

Which team should I cheer for now?

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god vancouver is such a cuck team

>>74439159
>2 amazing goalies
who?

>TFW sitting next to Dante fabbro's mom at the wongs-cantpucks game

AMA lads

>>74439118
Reddit isnt for fun posting tho and talking shit. Everyone over there gets their feelings hurt and you get banned for banter.

>>74439099
Never logged on to 4chan until I was 24
I thank God every day that I didn't waste my college years here, would have gotten laid even less

>>74439124
Objectively, yes. He'll have 40 goals by the end of the season and that's elite no matter what his age is or how good or bad other parts of his game are. He literally has a chance to make the record for 18-year-old goal scoring.

Is there any team more useless than the Kings?

>>74439174
take pic faggot

>>74439120
I can go along with this.
I'm 23 and sometimes I feel a little too old even for /mu/. It's weird, it feels like just yesterday I was that pretentious, snarky high school junior shitting up that board. Now I scorn them.

>>74439193
you're still him faggot nobody likes you

>>74439174
Ask her if he would rather get traded to the Avs or Bolts

>>74438921
>kaitlyn

thats bruce to you

>>74439174
Why are you paying to watch two shit teams

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>>74439179
> tfw 4chan has helped me get laid at college
> talking to qt
> fuckit.exe and post some autistic memes while texting her
> she thinks im being funny
> have secks

Thanks for all the shit posts lads :^)

>>74439174
ask him if hes ever been to nashville and how does he like it

Please tell me the kangz aren't going to loser point their way to the 8th playoff spot again...

>>74439213
He wanted to save money on his mumps vaccine.

>>74439189
Class Aves

>>74439203
She says bolts but prefers he stays with the perds

>>74439213
Got the tickets for free through work

>>74439191
Am not that autistic. She is a babe tho

>>74439179
4chan is what got me through college. I've spent almost half my life here.

>>74439236
youre posting on 4chan at a hockey game. You are that autistic

>>74439200
Well I am still a virgin...
Yeah I guess you're right
Enjoy the rest of your evening

Literally what the fuck happened to the Avs? Someone who follows the team please explain how they can be so fucking bad. Btw I'm an Oilers fan, so I know a shit team when I see one.

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>>74439249
fair point. am islesfag tho and don't care about either team

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>>74439255
sorry anon, goodnight.

>>74439257
I don't follow them, but I think making Roy coach was a mistake.

>>74439257
no d no goalies and meme offense only a matter of time till the team totally collapsed

>flims will make the playoffs
who gets the bye?

>>74439264
yeah he seems like the type to have encouraged the goonery over offense

>>74439259
>it's the underage kid that "chose" what hockey team he likes 5 years ago after watching one game
>he saves pictures of frogs from tumblr

Reminder:
Only Dirty Kinty People Can Find Great Sex
Order
Domain
Kingdom
Phylum
Family
Gensus
Secies

What Russian scientist fixed marner's knee?

>>74439279
> not having a plethora of frog pictures to trigger libs.
SAD!

>>74439279
phoneposting, faggot. don't care about filenames on my phone

>>74439292
you get yours from tumblr too?

>>74439255
At 23?

>>74439257
As a flyers fan I genuinely felt palpable sympathy for their fans tonight. They literally made my torturously shitty team look somewhat elite.

>>74439295
yes you are a phoneposting faggot. now talk to the "friends" you went to the game with

>>74439300
...that's what I said

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>>74439257
Their one decent D, Johnson was ded, Varlamov isn't having a meme year. Roy was the only reason those nigggers did anything. Look at the stats before and after his first year. The team was always bad.

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>>74439313
well they've won a cup this century and the flyers haven't for over 40 years so there's that

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>>74439297
> post on #1 Chinese frog anime posting forum
> go to tumbr for frogs

'No'

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>>74439322

>>74439333
then your responses make no sense desu

>losing your virginity for the sake of it
fucking degeneracy

>>74439335
I just find pleasure in other things
Like drugs
Just drugs really
Oh and shitposting

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>>74439314
>being this mad you can't sit next to fabbro's mom

@74439347
Don't ever DM me ever again

>>74439363
DUDE......drugs

Easy on the edge there bud. Weed is so lit.

>>74439363
>take drugs
>be virgin 4 lyfe
lmao get rekt nerd

>not hearing shit about my team
>starting to wonder if they're gonna trade at all

>benning is a good GM now

FUCK

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Jesus watching the TOR broadcast makes me realize how much I hate the mild broadcast. Toronto puts a sheen on any players balls while FSNNorth can't stop jerking off to the state. Is there any broadcast that doesn't contribute to ear cancer?

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Jackets desu

hwew

>>74439423
it's better not to trade unless you're trying to trick teams into taking your shitty players

>>74439289
It's Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species

"Please Come Over For Gay Sex"

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>HANSEN TRADED FOR A MANLET BUST RUSSIAN

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>74439454
If my team doesn't trade they let a dman get take by Vegas in the off season for nothing, it's a necessity

I think it's time to apologize to Jim /hoc/.

goldobin has looked like shit every single time he's been called up
still one of only 2 prospects the sharks had with any offensive potential

>>74439489
He's been called up 3 times.

>>74439456
Shit I was wrong. desu it came from my 5'4" TA
Dirty Kinky People Can Only Find Great Sex

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say hello to your newest canuck!

>>74439520
>that haircut
Is there any player in the NHL who isn't a bust that has this haircut?

>>74439520
Would.

>Scoring after the fans sing bon jovi

What did they meme by this?

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>>74439532
Jamie Benn

>Ott to the habs for 2018 6th rounder.
Most underwhelming trade of the week?

>>74439534
>this post
>this flag
>matthews dubs
I couldn't frame it any better if I tried

>>74439520
What's with white people and gay ass meme haircuts like this?

See this all the time.

Bob McKenzieVerified account @TSNBobMcKenzie 24s25 seconds ago
More
If SJ wins the Cup, the conditional fourth round pick becomes a first-round pick for the Canucks. 4th round or 1st round, no in between.


G-go Sharks

>>74439564
It's a timeless classic that's been ruined much like beards, the haircut is a military cut that is as old as hair itself

>giving up a 6th rounder for an enforcer who can't even fight
thanks for freeing up our roster montreal

>>74439568
>get laughed at when I said Burrows/Hansen/Miller would fetch a 1st round each
>Hansen might fetch 2 1st rounds now

haha

>>74439120
/r9k/ wizards

>>74439568
Hansen isn't even good, what are the shorks doing. I guess they have this little confidence in their ability to win the cup.

>hansen for a first rounder
vanek has to be going for two 1st rounders

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This faggot just got Goldobin for free and we got DD

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>tfw smarter than 99% of /hoc/

feels good, actually

>>74439618
Have fun saying his name

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https://twitter.com/CanadiensMTL/status/836808629143683072

pfffffttttt hahahahahahahahahahaha

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>>74439603
>Mild buyout Vanek and he is now work 2 1sts
>honestly in the 2 games the acquisitions havent been a bust, yet
>Vanek is still worth 2 1sts
dobutful
Chuck Fletcher plz

>>74439568
>If SJ wins the Cup, the conditional fourth round pick becomes a first-round pick for the Canucks. 4th round or 1st round, no in between.
the last few days have been crazy

>>74439655
Why

>>74439587
>pretending a former 1rst rnd player is the same thing as a pick

Could end up being a 4th and a bust for Hansen.

>>74439655
>this is what they got because they couldn't get Hansen for a 1st rounder

lol

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>tfw too smart for the rest of the league

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>>74439655
>>74439553

>>74439681
>took 3 years to realize his team was shit

>>74439681
How does he keep getting away with it!?

How does he get a 21 year old Russian that'll play in the KHL next season!?

>>74439688
You're never too slow to >HABS post, friend :^)

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Holy shit, Miller looked fucking piss.

I guess I'd be pissed too if my final game in Vancouver was a loss.

What do you think he'd go for? A 1st rounder?

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>can't have subban because of muh character issues
>can have shaw, radulov and fucking ott

>Eberle for Halak

>>74439735
""""""""""""""""""""""""character""""""""""""""""""""""" issues

>>74439735
>complains about canadians, a team located in a traditionally french city and calls them frogs
lol nigga like just turn off the tv and root for da leafs is this even reali life

>burns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af1JvGeZIpU

Someone redpill me on Goldobin

>only 4 guys remaining form 2011

ruh roh

>>74439798
He's a fucking Russian dude.

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>>74439735
>Comparing Radulov to the likes of Subban and Ott.
Fucking what.

Radulov should have just done a Panarin and screwed the money to go to a team not run by bumbling idiots and baguettes.

>>74439813
>tfw radulov could have been a red wing

>>74439813
if you started watching hockey this year, whatever, but don't be a dumbass

san jose has one of the worst TV angles I have ever seen in my life

>>74439603
I doubt it. Given he has been traded yet, most teams are probably holding out because the ask is too high. Detroits GM won't want to end up getting nothing, so he will take the best offer on the table tomorrow. Probably something like a prospect + cnd pick, with the cnd being dependent on the teams success (2nd rnd for getting past 2 rnds a 3rd otherwise).

I'm betting he goes too LA.

Something like Kempe, Ebert, cnd pick for Vanek.

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Are there any Sharks fans here or did they all get killed by the burst dam?

>>74439701
This. He could have at least got a 2nd rnd pick for Hansen and not waste time with a Russian bust.

>>74439844
most Shorks fans are from out of that market

>>74439841
Never seen an Islanders game I take it.

>>74439844
The majority of their fans aren't even Californian so they're fine.

>>74439718
>What do you think he'd go for? A 1st rounder?

I can't even think of a playoff team that is looking for a starting goalie, so probably not.

>>74439841
Islanders angle isn't even center with the ice

>>74439872
>>74439880
yes, san jose is still bad though

>>74439813
He seems to like it better there than Trashville.

Am I correct in that the deadline is set at 3 pm ET wednesday?

>>74439861
I was thinking a 2nd would be great too, then I realized they didn't have one.

Would've been great, since the Shorks will Shork and it'll be a high 2nd rounder.

Timo Meier was too good to get traded for Hansen.

Oh well, hoping against all hope that the Sharks will Cup.

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>>74439875
can confirm

>>74439735
>muh character issues
You mean making horrible defensive plays, unessessary showboating, and carrying on like a whinging babby

>>74439844
Yeah they are in the game thread stupid cunt

>>74439798
>Russian
>small
>bust

>>74439889
Yeah, 14 hours left.

Hoping Miller/Edler gets moved.

>>74439826
Would have liked to seen him at Wings since Datsyuk joined our team.
I know Blackhawks had Barry Smith to nap Panarin. It's a shame I don't think the Red Wings have anyone out there for insider trading like the Leafs got away with.

>>74439831
Okay darling, you do know there's hockey outside the NHL right? It's like half you fags just think Radulov was in stasis since the Preds.

>>74439889
Yes, about 14 hours from now.

>>74439890
I feel like Benning is the kind of guy to always go for the surprise/mystery bag.

>>74439912
Thanks:)

>Edler has played in an all-star game
lel

>>74439917
Thanks :)

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>C'mon dude! Russians are great!

>>74439914
well, the GM of CSKA is Sergei Fedorov, right?
The biggest issue with the wings is they keep going for swedes, which isn't bad but they miss all the good russians like Rubstov.
they should take a swing for some upcoming KHL UFA"s.
speaking of KHL, who do you think will win Gagarin?
most people are thinking it will be metallurg vs SKA

>>74439801
only 4 remaining from the torts year

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>>74439942
Totally

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>>74439966
>Russians are loyal and dedicated players!

>laffs
Do they not how to hockey?

>>74439956
They draft one every now and then, but they haven't got very lucky with their Russian picks in the past besides Datsyuk.

Marchenko was the best recent pick, but there is a long list of Russian busts in the 90s and early 2000s.

Like most teams, they are pretty wary of drafting Russians that aren't top shelf players ready to play now because otherwise they go back to the KHL and they never see them again.

>>74439986
If you get them young enough and start reprogramming them.

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>Just spend a 3rd overall on me dude! What could go wrong?

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>>74439942
Can't you fucks take him back?
I fucking hate him.

>>74439956
Aye. But it's hard to also fight against Barry Smith who was the former coach of SKA who crawled around Panarin almost a year before the Canadiens got involved. And the Canadiens sending Roy, Markov, and playing the Q card with Radulov. It's more of how many people you know.
I would under this climate go for Swedes over Russians. While I think you wouldn't go too far wrong with a Dergachyov or Rykov, you'll get more security and better options with a Swede. I think the Wings are fine.
As for the K, I'm more excited for the eventual Army Derby series. Going from the 3:0 to 4:3 come back, then to a Radulov style sweep, makes me wonder what is going to happen this season.
I think SKA has it. We are not longer the Sharks of the KHL after the first cup so, hopefully this season is ours.

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"Demoralize the enemy from within by goals, swedes,physicality, and small stature . This is the hockey of the future." Arvdolf Hitlersson

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>hertl and sharkie
i want to protect that smile

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>LAFFS

>>74440038
Are you from Canada?

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>5'7"
>left handed
>french

Desharnais is fucking shit

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>It's just a 4th overall dude! Who else are you going to spend it on?

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>Benning suddenly seeing the light
What happened, /hoc/? Was it all just a joke to him until now?

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>>74440061
Nope. I'm French (France) studying in Bongistan.

>LA have 2 vezina trophy finalist starts
>still can't win

>>74440089
He caught the mumps and his brain got swole

>>74440097
>glass goaltending

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Why is Kopitar still not scoring :'(

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>>74440091
Surprised you liked hockey so much.

Crystalball was ELITE.

>>74440107
Because he was given 10 mil and now doesn't care anymore

>>74440091
>frog
>saying aye

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>>74440107
He was exposed as a pedo and no longer has access to the kids that sustained his Slav soul

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Nikolay "Goblin" Goldobin is the future of the nucks

>>74440107
>implying he won't be a $1 000 000/goal player at best

>>74440133
god DAMN Kopitar is one ugly fuck

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>all these autists leafs fans getting mad at hyman being on the ice instead of the guy who had one of his worst games this season or the finnish grinder

god i love babcock

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>There are still people who think Green can't fix all but the most hopeless prospects

>>74440155
I don't even know what shitty team this "green" works for

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>Burrows
>36 years old
>on pace for less than 30 points

>Hansen
>31
>declining ~30-35 point player

Was he only pretending to be retarded?

>like
>y'know
>um
>meat and potatoes
>I saw him on Youtube

>>74440169
Utica Comets(Cantpucks affiliate)

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>>74440119
France beating Canada at WC when Reimer was in net will never cease to make me happy.
Fleury is with Red Star Kunlun and Da Costa hasn't died without Radulov. KHL is pretty comfy as a frog and is far easier to watch.

I don't think much will top our first cup season though. The Dadonov/Shipachyov/Panarin line was one of the best things I've watched in years.

>>74440129
>Living in Bongistan
I'm white and European. I have to either blend in or deported for having privlidge.
I had thought of painting my face with a teabag but I don't think that's going to help.

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Who can stop him?

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>Leafs

>Powerplay

Pick one.

https://streamable.com/d0h66

Օn a gօod note, Bishօp loօked elite. Tօo bad the Kings scoгe less than me.

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>>74440209
only one thing has that kind of power around these parts

>>74440197
>Reimer

I'm STILL fucking angry..

>>74440225
>There were people that thought replacing a goalie with a .917 save % with Bishop would make the Kangz better

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>>74440213
>laffs traded their future (as if they'd have a fucking future lol) for a splash in the playoffs
>they immediately starts losing
>Islanders and Panthers chasing the last wildcard spot
>Bolts, despite selling, is winning a lot of games recently too

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

>>74440259
Kings are getting Vanek, Landeskog and Duchene today, cap this

GKG

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>>74440264
I know it must be tough coming to terms with being sellers at the deadline. Try to be happy for >us. Have a glass of milk on behalf the of the leafs. No hard feelings. >We know what it's like to be at the bottom half of the standings and bitter.

>>74440270
The Kangz have 0 assets to trade though

>>74440264
Sharks trade off their '14 top draft pick for some shitter Jannik Hansen from the Canucks.

What a shit trade.

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>>74440350
>He's never seen Hansen play
Hate to break this to you but Goldobin probably has a pretty good chance of never even making the NHL

>>74440350
Hansen is actually pretty great. Sure, his production was all with the Sedins, but he's quick as hell and never takes a break on the ice. Of all the players on the Canucks, he probably has the best work ethics. Rarely see him on a bad shift.

Shame he plays with shitters most of the time. Wish he'd come back after his contract expires.

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump 9 min
I just persuaded canada's prime minister into making Jim Benning their new Minister of Sport and Persons with Disabilities. Very good businessman! Such a great guy!

>browsing prospects
>come accross Joachim Blichfeld

Holy shit, is this the biggest steal of a draft or what?

Drafted by San Jose Sharks
- round 7 #210 overall 2016 NHL Entry Draft

Before that, he was in J20 Sweden league as a 17 year old (youngest in the league) where he did alright. Sent down at end of season to J18 team, where he dominates. Goes untouched until the 7th round of the draft. Now he's dominating in the WHL.

53gp 26g 28a 54p

>also came accross Adam Fox
Go fuck yourself Flames. You got one hell of a D prospect there.

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>>74440440
How does Sweden keep coming up with these incredible posts? Great country, better poster.

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>>74440446
>Go fuck yourself Flames. You got one hell of a D prospect there.

>>74440446
>Joachim Blichfeld
He has 54 points in 53 WHL games, that's not dominating. Maxime Fortier had 77 points in 68 games with Halifax and didn't even get drafted last year

>>74440466
You're just making me look good :)
But thanks!

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Robbing the bloos retarded GM for Oshie and now Shattenkirk almost makes up for fucking >us over with the Scott Stevens offer sheet all those years ago. Almost.

>>74440480
QMJHL numbers are meaningless. That league is pure shit

>>74440467
Fair point, but he could be a jared spurgeon type. There is always a few manlet dmen who can find a way to contribute.

>>74438921
I thought it was Lana Del Ray

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>>74440498
>Crapitals talking shit about trades
>While Filip is the best player in the NHL

>>74440480
For WHL, it's pretty good. The league tends to spit out the best NHL bottom 6 grinders for a reason. But I meant dominating in a relative way, as in, for a 7th round pick he's doing really well. Also a good first year out of the Swedish program.

>>74440518
That GM was promptly fired for making the shittiest trade ever. Vegas will go nowhere with that fag at the helm.

Any Finns still up?

Is Tolvanen a Rasanen baby?

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>>74439587
>implying the sharks would ever win the stanley cup

>>74440560
both are shit

>>74440558
Everyone rips on McPhee but it was his idea to have a firesale that got Ovi and Backstrom in the 1st place. Not to mention steals like Kuznetsov, Johansson AND Forsberg were taken under his watch.

>>74440599
>forsberg
>steal

He was rated top 5 going into that draft, the rest of the league just went full retard

>>74440611
That still requires him to be smarter than his competition, which is all that matters

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>>74440599
>>74440611
>>74440622
Woah, a McPhee power struggle

>>74440599
Yeah and McPhee isnt the one who scouted any of them. He never once made a decent trade or free agent pickup, hired Adam "change your stick curve and which wing you play on" Oates as head coach.

Our drafting is still good. Forsberg fell like a rock to 11 because everyone was hot to pick up dmen that draft. Mojo is a speedy inconsistent middle sixer and nothing more and Kuz would have been taken top 10 if he had been a sure thing to come over.

>>74440622
No, just smarter than the retards that lead their teams to bottom 10 finishes.

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>>74440599
>>74440611
>>74440622
>>74440655

pig nosed mexican autist

You now remember Slater Koekkoek

>>74440596
So any chance Rasanen is able to create some future memes with Pulju?

>>74440715
Let's be honest here Laine looks like a rapist, Auston looks a autist and McDavid looks like he belongs in /r9k/

>>74440716
You will now remember Samuel Morin and Haydn Fleury

>>74440740
Very sad!

cory conacher

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You now remember Marcel Goc, Nils Ekman, Alexander Korolyuk and Niko Dimitrakos

Michael Dal Colle

How the fuck does Vancouver keep getting away with trading 3rd or 4th liners for good prospects?

Was Benning legitimately pretending to be retarded? Did he hit his head or something?

>>74440834
Griffin Reinhart

>>74440844
Jake Virtanen

Brett Connol- nevermind.

>>74440851
Hugh Jessiman