Detroit Red Wings @ Vancouver Canucks Gamethread

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Well done mr. Nielsen!

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meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem

>>74437869
muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumps

>all my usual stream sources fail
>have to use sportsnet stream from reddit
>tune in just in time to see Nielsen score

Maybe it's not gonna be so bad after all

CAN'T ZAZZ

>>74437886
Sedins should retire after this year.

(or go back to Modo)

>>74437899
>MODO
They got relegated to Allsvenskan last year

>>74437920
holy SHIT

then again, that's probably more their level

>>74437899
I want Daniel to reach 1000 points before they do tbf

>>74437920
So what? It's not like they'd need the extra money

I doubt they'll be playing anything in Sweden though

Just turning on the game after watching what felt like ten hours of clapping, who scored?

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You now remember that Abdelkader exists

>>74437892
:)

>>74437947
Nielsen

Stupid pistons run late and make me miss the first goal.

>>74437947
The clapping was what you noticed? I was more focused on the deranged man and the sheepish smile on the face of the grey haired one who is excited to replace him.

>>74437968
Ty based swedebro. I have a good feeling about this game.

>>74437998
>feeling good about playing the 28th team in the league

really tempering your expectations huh

>>74437998
Thank you for being you. I kind of do too. But looking at the stats on how teams have been doing in their first game after their bye weeks I don't dare to feel too good

>>74437998
>feeling good
>about beating the Cantpucks
Listen here you pleb

>>74438057
The Wings need all the help they can get, any win is a good win.

>>74438021
>>74438057
We've had equally disappointing seasons, I'll take what I can get.

>>74438047
But the mumps.

hat trick confirmed

>Cantpucks
Jesus, m8s

>>74438114
Curly fries here we come

Why do Red Wings fans want to make the playoffs?

You guys are 26th in the league and 10 points out. Less than 5% chance of making it even with tonight's win.

Might as well hope for better lottery pick.

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VERY nice mr Nielsen!

>>74438092
True

WE WANT CURLY FRIES!

>>74438141
Because memes

>>74438141
I won't be upset at all if they miss (now that it is obvious they will), but I don't want them to have the mentality of tanking. That's poor sportsmanship and Zetterberg would never sink to that level.

>>74438176
This

>>74438176
Good post.

I'm kinda torn, I always cheer when we win games, but at the same time, I want a really good pick.

I guess I just want us to play really tight and exciting games and lose close games.

Losing 2-1 where we out shoot our opponent 30-20 would be nice. Too bad we suck.

>>74438164
What?

>>74438249
If a Red Wing gets a hat trick us metro detroiters can take a score sheet into a local Arby's and get a free small curly fry.

>>74438249
It's like our "score 5 goals and win $1M" thing.

Except we're Jews and don't award fans shit for scoring hat tricks.

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IF I DONT GET MY FUCKING FRIES I WILL NEVER WATCH A RED WINGS GAME AGAIN
ITS ALL UP TO YOU KID

>tfw sedins will never win a cup
>tfw canucks will be the new oilers of the pacific division in a year
at least horvat looks promising

fuck

>goal
rrreee

>>74438535
>tfw sedins will never win a cup
rrreee

>>74438517
>I will never have free curlies
rrreee

Granlund, please just be half as good as your brother, you piece of shit.

What was the crowd chanting? It sounded like either "Crawford" or "Howard" to me, but neither of those make sense.

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>tfw red wings have more fans at an away game

good god osgood has no chemistry whatsoever

>>74438692
>the joe corporate seats meme

But seriously we're everywhere

>>74438724
He is so awkward. He acts everyday like hes never been on camera. All I can think is Ricky Bobby, what do I do with my hands

>>74438724
>>74438744
Whenever goalie discussion comes up I like hearing what he has to say though.

Once Redmond retires I think the commentary will really go to shit.

>>74438744
desu most goalies are awkward

>>74438749
True, he's good for that. I feel he would be better as a studio analyst rather than a commentator. Should be him, Murphy, and Drapes.

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>>74438771
>Once Redmond retires I think the commentary will really go to shit.
Damn, I don't want to thin about that

>>74438784
me either when I was a kid I used to seriously think he was my dad.
my first word even as a kid was Stevie.
No shit.

OH MY GOD GIMME THEM CURLY FRIES IDIOT

Nothing was better than Strader and Redmond together.

>>74438828
Lol, you had your priorities set very early. Nothing wrong with that

holy fuck, half the players on the Canucks roster don't have player profile pictures on NHL.com

>>74438966
Maybe theyre just that ugly.

>>74438966
lel

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is this really happening

>>74439180
Every team is doing it.

PING

>Henrik won't get 50 this year
>Daniel won't get 45 this year
>both brothers will end with -30 this year

Can't imagine their totals next year.

Here comes the last minute collapse.

poop

>>74439490
Lolololololol

I'm officially gonna burn my Mild jersey and start rooting for this meme team

>>74439490
ayy

also fuck the Red Wings for giving us a free point

:(

(not like we can go lower than Coyotes/Avs, anyways)

Bye bye ott

>>74439612
Reminder that if you make fun of gays, spics, and chinks you are mean and inconsiderate
>but at least you use the oxford comma

>>74439622
>there are people who dont use the oxford comma

>>74439622
>>74439639
Literally everyone else I know.

>>74439583
>getting sent for a 6th rounder
Wew, looks like they just wanted him gone

Bye bye otter

>>74439651
Or any old white trash Trump supporter.

JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL

>>74437968
Such a sweet memory

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ABBY!

GG, Canucks.

Have a nice sleep everyone :)

FUCK I WANTED MY GODDAMN FRIES WHAT THE FUCK YOU MUZZY

>>74439694
Good post :)

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT MAKE THE GUY WHO GOT TWO GOALS THE FIRST STAR
WHAT KIND OF MEME SHIT IS THIS

I wonder if Sutter was doing it on purpose.

"We've seen it all. Ken Daniels said too many wins could be a problem."