hokkien
Who's gonna win the Cup this year lads?
>>74436149
Sharks
Canes are tanking now
Hat trick 4 incoming
>>74436166
is very helpful for watching hockey games
>>74436149
Not sure but it's a first round exit for the Craps.
GRANLUNNNNNNNNNN
CLAN
FLAMES
Bruins player literally just killed a Coyote on the ice.
>spitsburgh fans still this mad at Columbus
LMAO
>>74436176
Like for getting banned for say the LA Queens or Cindy Crosby because those faggots do that?
So Oduya is going back to Chicago
>>74436199
Learn to spell nickelback, shitsburg
>>74436197
Clean hit too. Might get a match penalty.
Fucking horseshit call.
>>74436192
Top shelf babby
>>74436197
Dude hasn't moved in like 10 minutes. Pretty scary stuff but it seemed like a clean hit.
>>74436149
>holy shit this place is a crime filled shithole
>check demographics
Imagine my shock
>>74436209
Doesn't matter. SCF will be Wild vs. Pens.
>rags
>>74436217
>Might get a match penalty.
How about lock the fucker up?
>>74436227
>Pens
74436227
Found the cucksburgh faggot
It's only a meme season if the memiest teams make it
>oduya for a literal ahl who and a 4th
lmao
>>74436220
Names of players? Link?
>>74436233
Calm down Lee, it wasn't Chara this time.
>>74436197
>that suicide pass
>>74436241
Burmistrov was the one hit, still waiting for the game to show a replay.
Oh my god he literally got murdered
No gamethread for yotes @ ruins?
Also, hate to see that.
>>74436241
>>74436197
>>74436220
https://twitter.com/PeteBlackburn/status/836747290647871488
>>74436149
Wild
Wow, Philly's just hammering Colorado. 7-0 inc?
>rags
rip burmi
>>74436266
Unequivocally REKT. Looked like a little bit of noodle contact, but he wasn't head hunting. Someone better tear a strip off that D man for throwing a sui pass like that.
>>74436224
95% of people dont trust the mayne straem meteor I M A G I N E M Y S H O C K
Fucking told u hawks getting oduya weeks ago and everyone shit on me.
Hawks winning the stan lee confirmed
>>74436266
Shieet lights out
>>74436266
clean
Bruins shorty
>>74436266
HEEM SLEEPY
>rags
>raggety rags
>>74436266
Looks clean, maybe a bit of head contact, but the guy was leaning forward with his head down, so not really Millers fault. This league needs to start calling these plays in favor of the hitter. It's the only way to enforce head up hockey and make the players protect themselves, instead of depending on the refs/league to protect them.
>rags
>bandwagoning on >rags
>>74436271
>finally decide to try after playoff hopes crushed in meaningful games
Pretty sure I read recently that this Flyers team will be the only team in history to go on a 10 game win streak and still not make the playoffs.
pens vs stars
>>74436313
>>74436313
>>74436313
can someone explain the Hall retort to teh guy who is all time 1st in game -winning goals?
>>74436266
Jesus fuck. Not quite as bad the Laine hit but still massive. This looks to be clean also.
>>74436240
>oduya
>good
>rags
>lundpads
>lundshit
>padqvist
>padpads
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>74436266
oh my god
I can't watch twitter videos on my browser
Wait, are the blackcawks fans itt RIGHT NOW who think Oduya is good? KEKLMFAO
>oilcucks
Hahahah
>>74436350
The prospect they gave up passed through waivers earlier in the season.
>>74436328
>shitsqvist
>>74436266
I didn't know Laine got traded to the Coyotes! Why were we not discussing that trade?
>>74436350
they don't watch hockey
>>74436350
>I think Oduya is good
>OH DO YA?
>>74436327
>adding a vet dman known for his defensive game
Can't hurt. And they got a good deal considering the price other teams paid for rentals.
>>74436327
>>74436350
He helped us win a cup already. Fuck off
>>74436372
greece with the spicy reddit memes :^P
>Zuccharello is so concussed that he is passing to players of the opposing team
>>74436285
Ruins gonna ruin. Enjoy the suspension.
>>74436385
>us
What position did you play pal?
The >rags >craps game bretty entertaining to see who can shit their pants more
>all this salt that the hawks acquired Oduya for beans
kek, other teams on suicide watch, hawks got the stan lee bowl locked up
B I G D A D D Y
I
G
D
A
D
D
Y
>>74436401
jock manager
>>74436356
you were saying?
LUUUUUUUCH!
WOW WHAT A BEAUTIFUL GOAL RAGS
>>74436401
The wallet.
Provide revenue
>>74436416
Good goy
>>74436401
>ywn be the designated fluffer for your favorite ice hockey team
why even live
>>74436387
except this is OC
>>74436385
Yes and he's worse now, this is Ladd all over again but at least they didn't give up anything
>>74436404
>get an average Dman on the worst D in the league
>WE CUP NOW XD
reddithawks everyone.
Why are the avshits so bad?
They look good on paper, was it all Roy?
>slewfooted twice in one shift
wew lad
>>74436443
they don't look good on paper though
>>74436448
wow that's Connor McFatfuckface
>>74436443
Why exactly do you think they "look good on paper"?
Their best two centermen are players who shouldn't even be playing center. They'd be wings on most of the good teams in the West.
They also have atrocious bottom six depth and with Johnson out their best dman has been a Buffalel cast-off.
LMAO 100 is the highest 1 is the lowest for this
>>74436266
If I were to go out on the street and do that to someone, I'd get locked up.
If some pro does that, they don't get locked up.
WTF???
>>74436439
literally salt the post xDDDD
Saw hfboards in the last thread, finally got curious enough to look at it, instant regret
>all these fucking trades before the day of
>>74436452
On paper they're not the worst team in the league though. Canucks, Coyotes, Devils and Red Wings are way worse on paper.
>>74436470
you're mainly just making the US look bad more than anything m8
>rags >rags >rags
>rags >rags >rags
>rags >rags >rags
>rags
>>74436490
>rags
>>74436448
He getting a career ender soon and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>74436182
>Craps lose to Leafs/Snes/Flyers
Lol okay. You mean 2nd round exit
HOW DID GRANLUND BECOME SO FUCKING ELITE HOLY SHIT
>>74436476
!!!
Got my first penalty minutes the other week
Davidson for Desharnais?
Not sure how to feel about that.
>Chiarelli answers the phone and walks away
TRADE?!
>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS>RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS >RAGS
Habs have acquired Davidson from the Oilers
>>74436530
Who did the fleecing?
>oilers trading midgame
fuckin chia
>>74436543
7D backgammon
>>74436538
Habs
Desharnais is cap dump tier.
>>74436530
In return for Desharnais
>>74436489
>>74436490
>>74436524
>rags
>>74436520
Habs win that one, unfortunately.
>jets will win the cup
>jets will make the playoffs
are there actually any gay people on /hoc/?
>>74436538
Seems fairly even at this point. Davidson could be a solid dman for a long time though, and won't be demanding a large contract anytime soon. Desharnais adds more speed and another pivot which the Oilers need, and Davidson wasn't going to be protected in the expansion draft so good to get something for him.
>>74436569
you
>>74436566
>implying pic related will happen
Jets are probably elite on the injuries caused/60 statistic
Nurse took his spot and we would have lost Davidson to Vegas in the expansion draft
Meme deal
>>74436517
flim flam? for what?
>>74436569
no gay poeple on hoc
we just want ot bury our dicks in nice ass, feminine penis isnt gay
>>74436543
Doesn't want the players to be affected is my guess. Davidson is probably a well liked guy.
>>74436563
Only because Edm was forced to move him. Likely that Las Vegas would have taken him.
Duchene.
the rangers were playing pretty good until they weren't
>>74436563
I don't know about that Oilers would have lost him to Vegas anyway also he hasn't looked so good since he came back from that injury.
>>74436585
This. Would've lost him to Vegas.
Someone redpill me on Desharnais. Can he play in his own zone and win a faceoff?
lol Marchand
I am fucking warning you.
Beware of the Bruins.
So where does Desharnais slot in?
Maroon McD Drai
Luch RNH Ebs
Cagg Letest Kass
Hendy Desharnais Slepy
I guess that's better than Lander?
>>74436619
All you need to know about Desharnais is a team with some of the worst center depth of any playoff team is just fine shipping him off for a bottom pairing D.
>yotes showing character and responding when a teammate goes down
>>74436576
Probably.
>>74436589
What do you mean by that?
ok jets that one broke me
So now we have to expose Maroon, Kass or Letestu.
>>74436628
>Kills one of their opponent's players
>Scores a shorty during the 5 minute major penalty
>Memes 2 more goals in the period
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
>rags
>3 finns have scored in this game
absolute memes
>>74436619
He's gonna get killed in the Western conference. However he's a good playmaker when paired with scorers.
>>74436658
nvm i'm retarded, gravy scored the 2nd
>>74436641
He'll be playing 4C, I'm ok with it. Can never have too much centre depth.
>>74436587
Hit a guy in the balls from behind lol
3 point night for granlund. 59 points in 61 games :)
>>74436679
That's gutty, bud
This fucker is better than a PPG this season
>>74436681
But he's a koivu babby who mostly gets only secondary assists anyway
>#YotesVerified account @ArizonaCoyotes 1m1 minute ago
>UPDATE: Center Alex Burmistrov is being taken to a Boston hospital for further evaluation. Updates to come later.
bombston killing players
>>74436695
can't tell if b8 or reverse b8
>>74436693
Biggest memer in the league.
>>74436476
WTF
>>74436679
accidnetally? I once poked a shooter in the eye 3 times in a basketball game. He was good and always making 3-pointers. I didn't mean it.
>>74436670
Laine, Granny and Haula have scored
>hurr a player got hurt so funny xD
Fucking assholes.
>>74436697
Definition of BTFO.
>>74436714
i'm 2x retarded, that was my first point.
jesus.
>>74436644
its okay to fusck ass if it looks nice regardless of if there is a feminine penis or not
>>74436693
For some reason, hockey """"""""""fans"""""""""" are still underrating him
Based Marchy
>>74436675
Hopefully he picks it up and contributes a few points like Derek Roy did a few seasons back.
>>74436619
His faceoffs look better than RNH and McDavid, but not much better. He had a 52 percent year with over 500 faceoffs, but his last two years are ~48%, with this year seeing him taking far less draws.
He has consistently been given more offensive zone starts in his career, with a rouhgly 55/45 split. His corsi is around 51% for most his career, with a 57.5% outlier back in 2012-13. His TK vs GV is good for most of his career, averaging almost 1.5 more TKs to GVs.
The worst thing I can say is that his ATOI is down to 13min this year from ~16min the last 5 years, and his point production is down to .3p/gm from more than .5p/gm previously. At 30 years old, he probably won't get much better, but he might have one last burst of energy in Edm to try and keep himself in the NHL.
>>74436724
Bombston licks the balls of their players well enough on their own, nobody else needs to bother
GENO SCAR
>>74436721
what's a nice ass?
is it gay if you had sex with Crosby?
>>74436647
What? 7/3/1 allows them to keep all of those guys
Draisaitl, RNH, Lucic, Eberle, Kassian, Maroon, Letestu
Klefbom, Sekera, Larsson
Talbot
>>74436720
Little bit, but it's ok bro.
NO ONE can stop him.
>>74436744
>1993
lmao
>>74436693
who?
>>74436713
He asked for it
>>74436661
It's not as big as it use to be. The Oilers have plenty of size now and this year they seem to be short on speed outside of McDavid and RNH, especially in the bottom 6.
>>74436760
crosby is a big strong athlete, no feminine benis for him
>>74436770
Not him, but every team has to expose at least 2F and 1D who meet the exposure requirements (certain amount of GP)
Does trade deadline end at 12:00 eastern tomorrow?
>>74436787
He's got small feminine peni
>>74436742
Seems like a lateral move, but now >we won't have to run an AHLer as our 4C. Nothing to write home about.
For any Habs fans wondering, Davidson beat testicular cancer and now has one ball. Good kid, journeyman type, moves the puck alright, 2nd pairing potential if partnered with a good NHLer.
>>74436796
3 EST
>>74436782
what? did he ask you to hit him there to see if his jockstrap was good and as he was falling down, turned around and thanked you?
To be fair on the Burmistrov injury, Miller just glided in and stayed low the whole time. Unfortunate that he got hurt, but it was a clean hit on a bad pass in open ice
streamable com /arn2y
Penis
>>74436798
Crosby has a chode, senpai.
>>74436808
thanks bro
best of luck in the playoffs
DD is a great guy who tries hard, gota find teh right teamates for him tho
>>74436647
Desharnais is in his last year. They won't protect him. Maybe they bring him back if he has a great turn around and a decent playoffs, but doubtful. There is probably another center in FA that fits there bottom 6 better.
>>74436822
haha were did you get this image?
>Bruce Garrioch @SunGarrioch
>"We have enough pieces that we should be in the playoffs," says Dorion. #Sens
Ottawa Senators. Perfectly ok with mediocrity
>>74436795
Pouliot, Lander, Fayne and Pakarinen (in a few more games) fulfill expansion requirements
>>74436808
>1 ball
Reminds me of /ourguy/
>>74436844
i got it on /r/funny
glad you found some humour in it! haha
>Chicago Blackhawk trade for Johnny Oduya
What did they mean by this?
BOB SAYS NYET
>>74436811
Aite, good.
Kinda shaking right now because the Canucks still aren't trading.
>>74436697
>just wanted to end his contract in Arizona away from the media
>would be going back home to Russia to relax and play with his buds
>gets rekt in a meaningless game by a no name Ruins player
JUST
>>74436854
it's too funny! with your permission, may i save it?
>>74436847
>someone actually took the mantle of "most retarded GM" from Benning
The unbridled, cosmic mad man
>his rookie doesn't have 31 goals on the season by now
B U S T
>>74436817
Looked to me like that too
>>74436848
Pretty set. Not sure what he was on about, in that case.
>>74436865
its all yours
>>74436864
>on a completely clean hit
double JUST
>not starting Saros
What did they mean by this?
>>74436833
>gota find teh right teamates for him tho
This worries me, as the Oilers bottom wingers aren't usually more than meat and taters grinder types. Hopefully Desharnais gets a few trys with the skilled players.
>>74436874
Aho isn't a Babcock babby or Scheifele babby.
>tfw so much hokkei on tuesday
I can never figure out what game I want to watch and end up flipping between them all
> Alex Burmistrov declared dead at Massachusetts General Hospital
>>74436929
you fucking piece of shit.
>>74436808
>Seems like a lateral move
Ya pretty much. Chia just did an interview about it and he seems to be saying as much. Basically, they have extra left hand dmen like Davidson in the AHL that don't need to be protected, and they lack centers that can play in the NHL.
Seems like he won't be going after any dmen tomorrow, but maybe another depth forward to play the wing? Or maybe he is hoping Pulju comes up and adds some energy to the bottom 6.
>>74436918
Watch >your team. If they're not playing, watch the teams closest to them in the playoff race.
>>74436929
>getting killed by soft-as-poo colin miller
Although he's been way more aggressive since Claude was fired
>>74436873
He's a student of Bryan Murray. He was always destined to be terrible
>>74436848
Vegas can choose not to pick a player and take a draft pick, right?
>>74436902
As long as he doesn't have to do the grinding
He can do it, but he's not very big nor tall you know.
He can carry the puck and dump it tho, good hands with that. He really just need space but imo has a hard time creating it
>George Costanza is the GM of my favourite hockey team
Colin Miller is a gud boi he dindu nuffin
>the hit was even delivered by a big boi like Mcquaid, Chara , and Carlo.
Jesus.
>>74436942
Bruce is letting him play his game.
Which is offensive minded
>>74436957
thats one smuck monkey
SCARRRRR
TEST TUBE
>>74436847
So long as they don't finish 1rst in the Atlantic and have to face the better wildcard metro team, than they should be ok with beating the 2nd/3rd place Atlantic team. So first round might be good to go, outside of that....
>>74436961
i dont even know if its because Bruce is letting them play or if the younger players legitimately just didnt like playing for Claude
like it is night and day with their effort and aggression and it doesnt even feel like theyre playing any differently (individually, as a team they look completely different)
>>74436950
>canadian hockey knowledge
>>74436954
That's not so bad then, the Oiler's bottom 6 wingers are mostly decently sized grinders. Might fit in well.
>>74436940
>watch the teams closest to them in the playoff race
Doing that now lad
I wish they spread the games a little better over the week though. I like to see every team as much as I can desu, except for the hard to watch basement teams.
>>74436918
why doesn't he just pick it up and eat it
this is so heartwarming, you got Bryan Trottier working with a former opponent to train the children
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m80ME7L07oI&index=5&list=PL4c2AB6d-p9aI9f-wfViAIGFWL3yVWGHl
>nhl still doesn't have clips of the granlund/laine goals up
>>74436988
I'd understand why they wouldn't like playing for Claude.
He is demanding defensively and that's where younger players tend to be the weakest.
I mean look how Pastrnak was treated last season.
>>74436954
Our 4th line tends to be dumb, chase, and grind. I guess he could sit back and let Hendricks/Pakarinen/Kassian/Kharia do the grinding, then jump in if they have possesion. Might be just what our 4th line is looking for to provide some offense.
>>74437002
His mum taught him better than that.
>>74437028
>dumb
*dump
>>74436990
>hockey knowledge
How is this meme expansion draft considered general hockey knowledge?
>>74437006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsmJnsViYoY&t=0s
>rags
I never thought I'd say this, but GO KONGS.
I think the Habs are gearing up to acquire Duchene.
Hope that retard Sakic makes sure to at least get Sergachev off them.
>>74437056
why would they possibly be allowed to say nah fuck taking players we'll just draft someone
How triggered will you niggers be when we win another cup?
>>74437059
thanks m8
pekka needs to be benched the guy fucking sucks and saros has been clearly the better player.
>>74437018
>Pastr was literally designated to 4th line play for like 50% of the games last season
maybe...maybe claude was the problem, i dunno
>>74437083
You're getting swept by smashville.
>>74437083
>you niggers
>we win
t. Trayvon
>pekk4 2inne
keeeek
>>74437082
They are allowed to make a deal on the side though, to get a pick for agreeing not to take a certain player. That might be what he was getting at.
>>74437111
ChiCongo sweep confirmed
>>74437082
In case the team gives them a bunch of shit to draft from. Seems a fair trade to take the teams 4th or 5th rnd picks instead of a player they don't want/can't protect. I get it doesn't help them satisfy their roster size or salary cap, but better than being forced to add a bad contract/player. They could always fill their team up through FA.
>>74437125
by minnesota
for top memes
>Chairelli acquired a manlet
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74437096
yeah I don't really understand it
>>74437107
wrong
>>74437111
> chicago has a ghetto
> everyone in chicago must be black
black people dont watch hockey
Rags?
>>74437111
>>74437144
So it must be true
>>74437160
>rags
>r
>a
>g
>s
>>74437083
See you in the WCF.
*blocks your goalie*
>Wild/Jets
>>74437149
The team is big enough to allow for one more manlet. Him and Caggulia can be friends.
>>74437183
Cool, he has the same mix of doggo as I do
>>74437183
Based horny
>>74437183
this faggot is so annoying.
>>74437154
its always the excuse of you cant bench a guy making 7 million but why the fuck not if hes the reason your team is hot garbage. If they dont bench Pekka the predators will be lucky to make the playoffs.
>>74437198
shit taste in doggos
>>74437185
great filename
>>74437206
Only if he's playing against you.
>letting Marcus Johannson score 2 goals on you
>Rags
Imagine Laine, Koivu, Granlund line in Minnesota
Ohh baby
>Lucic going for body shots
That's rare.
>Rags tanking to avoid the metro
9D battleship desu
TRADE OUR FUCKING PLAYERS FOR 1ST ROUNDERS ALREADY
>>74437262
realignment was a mistake
>>74437262
i mean it's very logical
>Habs getting Ott
>The guys who can't play, play goalie
the buffalel PBP guy just said this to marty biron who's doing colour with him, biron just stammered back a response that was cut off by the PBP guy kek
Bruins and Dogs have a gentleman's agreement to skate around aimlessly during the 3rd period
obligatory Forsberg goal
>>74437265
I'll give you a former 1rst rnd pick Benoit Pouliot for Janik Hansen.
Filip Forsberg scores again tie game again till pekka stinks up the joint
>>74437339
>former 1st rounder for former 9th rounder
Benning might do it.
Even a retard is right twice a day.
Another 2 point night for Elite Filip
>>74437348
hopefully he saves the memes for ot
>>74437360
>Canadian preds fan
Wut
>Arvy taking a penalty so the Preds don't have to play 3v3
Why is he so BASED?
>>74437374
>He doesn't root for the cutest boys
Also my normal team is Hongcouver
Predators should have never lost to the shitty sabres. Saros needs to start the rest of the seasob.
SEBASTIAN AHO TIES THE GAME
>>74437388
what are you, some kind of faggot
>>74437388
sounds like we have a false flag here
>>74437356
> even a retard is right twice a day
This analogy has so many possibilities and you use it the one way it doesnt make any sense. Post ass as punishment
>5-2
How can the Jets ever recover?
>he doesn't tune into 3-on-3 OT whenever it's happening in any game
>>74437408
i blame you
Let's go canes!
>>74437427
whats the point when the team you support team loses every 3 on 3 they play
>>74437404
>>74436888
Thanks, Burger.
>>74437394
>literally having to score 4+ a game because Rinne is fucking awful
why even live
>>74437438
It's still fun af to watch senpai
>>74437428
>@TSNBobMckenzie 2m 35s
>Centre Connor McDavid traded for RW Jesse Puljujärvi #TSNTradecentre #Blockbuster
>you now remember the Dallas pepe poster
>>74437430
Dubs and canes win
>>74437394
>>74437446
> this is the team thats supposed to bounce the hawks.
>>74437460
>>74437446
hes given up 4 goals 5 out of the last 6 games its sickening to see these coaches stubbornly not give saros a stretch of games fuck pekka if it hurts his feelings
>not even 3v3 can stop Forsberg
wew
F I L I P
>>74437478
No 3v3 in the ploffs my fan since 2011
oh my god the predators won a game during the 3 on 3 period holy shit
>>74437487
Forsbergs shot is underrated damn.
FILIP GODSBERG
>>74437491
What the fuck are you trying to say?
Is Forsberg turning it on a bit too soon?
>>74437460
Why did I laugh so hard
>>74437507
3on3 OT isn't in playoffs...
>>74437511
Too soon to foe a Stan Lee but just in time to sweep the reddithawks.
>>74437507
He's saying thats the Preds major weakness and they dont have to worry about it in the playoffs. You are fucking retarded lol
>>74437511
hes making up for the fact that he only scored 3 in the first 30 games.
>>74436776
>Teleports puck behind him
>Nothing personal team
>>74437497
1-3-3-3-1-3
>we got the wrong granlund
life hurts
Any update on Burmistrov? Is he in a vegetative state now?
Wild goals scored by:
A finnish manlet
A minor leaguer playing his 4 game in 4 days
A 7th round pick finnesotan
An Itatalian from Montreal
And a player they just traded for
Do the mild have the memes on their side?
>rip Suter
reminder that Erat demanded a trade
>>74437511
the Preds probably wouldn't make the playoffs without this month, so no
When does the deadline coverage start? Hopefully some streams up.
>>74437519
>>74437526
I'm the retard cause that invalid can't type a complete sentence with coherent language? The preds lose just fine in the playoffs regardless of OT rules. Fuck off leaf niggers
>>74437547
>suter
did he get injured? fuck thats gonna fuck me in fantasy ploffs
Filip Forsberg has 23 goals in his last 33 games
Is he a Crosbybaby?
>>74437554
I always catch a TSN stream, even though I have NBCSN, because TSN has better hockey knowledge and occasionally shoots shirts at its female broadcasters.
>>74437566
I remember last year Ovi was extremely close to 50 in 50. Something like 43 in 50 or some such. It was spread over 2 seasons, though.
>>74437561
Ya got crushed by Postma who got a major. I think he took a shift afterwards but hasn't returned
>nates booing him
>their shit arena doesn't have access to the locker room from the bench
>the hovel of winnitrash
>>74437582
fuck that blows
and kek winniniggers are dumb cunts who boo the star players on every team
>>74437577
Everyone ever on Crosgod's line is a mere Crosbabby suckling on his teets of hockey perfection.
>>74437611
I bet crosby drinks almond or soy milk
give saros against the habs. no reason to give pekka it. Predators cant keep up this ridiculous offensive pace
>>74437631
>shitting on almond milk
uhhhhhhhhhhh
it's literally the best kind out there
Can Florida ever recover?
>>74437644
> nut milk
> good
Try drinking 2% its patrician milk, anything else is for semen slurpers or isnt really milk.
>>74437577
>mfw Penguins continually play rookies on Crosby's line, put up 60+ point seasons, win Cups, are traded for picks, and regress to being mediocre while the new picks repeat the process
Literally 8D chess.
>he doesn't drink whole milk
anyone remember when detriot vs vancouver games used to be always fucking incredible to watch cause of all the skill and talent...seems so long ago now..
>Jannik Hansen has been scratched 5 minutes before puck drop
Oh boy, here we go
>>74437561
yeah but he'll be fine, probably just a sore leg desu
>>74437685
Better times lad
>>74437684
fatty
it's creamy but you can't drink it all the time
>>74437693
wait was he? i wasnt paying attention
>>74437682
Guentzel is an elite hockey mind after being raised by one of the best assitant coaches in the NCAA
Does Thorburn spend his summers as an extra in Game of Thrones?
>he isn't a milk drinker
>>74437641
They'll probably give it to Pekka because it's "important" since it's Subban's first game back in Montreal.
>>74437684
Pasteurized dairy products have literally zero health benefits, Bill.
>>74437671
>>74437644
>drinking milk that isn't your moms tit milk
Plebs.
You now remember Ben Eager exists.
>>74437701
you shouldn't drink anything caloric all the time, whole milk is at least worthwhile as a meal replacement
now i want chocolate milk, i'll have to settle for a protein shake
>>74437307
>there are NHL team who literally pay Steve Ott to play hockey
>>74437708
>>74437718
> he doenst use 24 oz of milk to make his mass gainer shakes and get truly natty
SAD!
>>74437707
Pic related
>>74437723
ur mum's ben eager for MY DICK
>Hansen doesn't want to go to Montreal
Why?
Almost all players say Bell Centre is the best place to play.
>>74437722
mademekek/10
nice shit post leaf
>>74437743
W-what did I ever do to you, anon?
>>74437737
But I do
>derailing a thread by bringing up milk
should have brought up Canada Geese again desu
>>74437722
>white people
pls stop
>>74437745
Probably can't handle the heat.
>>74437693
This just off the wire:
Janik Hansen for whatever the Sens have left for good prospects
>>74437697
good to know, thanks wildbro
Kippers why dont you ever get banned for race baiting? You really are a mod
>too much lotion for Mel
>>74437755
Just waiting for those juicy trades, lad. There will be big trades....right?
>>74437749
set me up for some dank bantz, appretiate it leaf bro
Good morning, time for hoc... mumps
>Jannik Hansen scratched 5 minutes before puck drop
>Linden and Benning missing from the press box
It's happening
>>74437784
>be me
>make retarded spelling error
turns out appretiate is an alt version of appreciate
huh, how bout that
>>74437737
Bulk and cut is the most meme diet.
>>74437709
i wonder how much of Pekka constantly starting is cause of david poile. No gm would put up with this garbage if they had a young stud waiting in the wing waiting to take over especially if hes better.
>>74437745
They can still play at the Bell Centre without needing to be on the Habs you retard, that way they get to enjoy playing there but dont have to deal with the retarded media
>>74437757
>Strahan
So when does he OJ Simpson?
>Craps traded away Godsberg
Kek everytime.
>>74437757
this never gets old
someone gonna make a leafs thread?
>habs winless in regulation all month
THE DANKEST TIMELINE
toronto @ san jose
>>74437815
>>74437815
>>74437815
Come one, come all.
Detroit Red Wings @ Vancouver Canucks Gamethread
>>74437841
>>74437841
>>74437841
>>74437841
Kuemper you are doing a poo job of playing for a contract. Still a meme ass goal though
COULD THIS GAME GET ANY MORE FUCKING MEME?
weeeeew we fucking suck dick lol
>>74437821
would you do the same thing in his situation?
>french cucks doing the ole ole ole chant
FUCK OFF BACK TO SOCCER YOUR QUEER CUNTS
>>74437842
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
Armia with a memehanded goal
>>74437842
>you will never take Genie to a hokkei game
>>74437855
The most annoying chant in the league.
>>74437787
Morning duder
Never buying kemps milk again lads
>>74437873
Its not fucking fair!!!!!
jfc
What the fuck has Forsberg been eating? He has 13 goals in his last 5 games.
>>74437887
Should've stopped doing that a few years ago. It was never gonna pan out.
This jets wild game is very tasty
>>74437902
its the hot chicken
>Bortuzzo and Edmundson activating and getting shots through every shift
They didn't even need Shattenkirk
>>74437904
I usually don't since it is usually more expensive and has this meme fucking shape, but now I am going to make a point not to.
Always bet on a Kuemper 4+ goal game every time
>Go to click post
>Tied
>>74437933
my son's name is also Bortuzzo
>>74437938
>plastic package
That's just plain wrong. Makes it look like you're drinking bleach or something.
>>74437938
>not just buying cub
>powerplays in OT
May as well just end the game there
>>74437952
Do you get yours in glass? I am guessing you pay some sort of deposit?
>>74437885
Good morning my friend
>>74437961
Nice reading comprehension.
>>74437991
just buy cub m8
>>74437949
My wife's son is named Osama
>>74437902
10 goals in the last 5, not 13. Still really good though
>>74437970
I remember the Canes killed a penalty in OT and ended up winning. Forgot which game though
>>74438009
Who is your favorite swede forward and D under 25 and under?
Torts might just have a point
>>74437971
it's some kind of carton that you can recycle
>>74437938
>thumbnail makes me think it's laundry detergent
That's some disgusting packaging.
Montreal crybabbies get the win
>>74438045
Some milk in the US comes like that, usually see it with Almond or Soy milk though.
>>74438035
>under 25 and under
wut?
>>74438045
Well the plastic can also be recycled here. Some half gallon sizes are cardboard while others are also plastic. most juices (20% juice, HFCS, Water, and natural flavors) are in cardboard.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFPUCK
>>74438045
Best milk coming through.
The GOAT milk packaging.
>inb4 milk bag jokes, that's a thing for eastern savages
>>74438116
Oiler/Blues game?
Because they already refpucked the Oilers earlier by not calling the double trip on McDavid.
>>74438136
Forgot pic.
>trying to shitpost in the last two minutes of a 1 goal game
>>74437887
>not being a good Minnecuck and buying Land 'O Lakes
FUCK THE CANADIEDUMBS
serious question- is Schiefele elite?
>>74438150
>oilers fags eternally crying refpuck
>wheeler whiffing
>wheeler shooting high and wide
why the fuck is Laine not on 1st pp???
>>74438035
Right now it's Arvidsson, D is a little harder though. I don't have a clear favorite. But probably Lindholm or Klefbomb
>the decrepit shitty of ohio
>>74438169
No defense
>>74438169
he is, on the point
>>74438156
I buy their butter
>>74438153
That is pretty much everything here except some meme company
Add a jew with a wife's daughter to the meme list I posted early
SCAAARRRRR
ZUCKER
U
C
K
E
R
nice accuracy laine
>>74438136
>image search "canada milk"
>bunch of images with bagged liquid milk
WTF? I've literally never seen that in any grocery store. There's bagged powder milk, but all liquid milk comes in waxed carboard containers or see-thru plastic jugs. Where does this meme even come from?
>>74438166
Different Oiler fan here. Not crying refpuck, but McDavid did get slewfooted twice in the same shift in the 1st period.
>>74438009
Yeah I meant points my bad.
>>74438204
>oiler fan here
>not crying
Pick one
>>74438150
nah, wild jets
>no call on knee
>roughing when both players dropped gloves
>interference for clean play
just scored right as their pp ended though.
>>74438211
Oh, I probably should have understood that, my bad :)
>>74438193
Sweet pass by haula too
Hey NHL, its not that fucking hard to beat Minnesota. Its really not but apparently except for Chicago the rest of the league is a bunch of retards playing the Mild.
>>74438045
Why are Finns so degenerate?
Posting a cropped picture, it's a black man on the left poking a hole into a milk bag.
>This fucking blueline
>>74438204
every time you cry refpuck just remember you were gifted a dozen first overalls and you're still shit stop being a faggot
woo
>>74438166
It's just a fact. McDavid get's hooked, tripped, and interfeered with more than any other player. If the refs called it everytime, the Oilers would always be on more pps then the opponent, so the refs let alot of it go.
Typical interference play has McDavid dumping the puck, tries to skate around the defender, and the defender grabs him to stop him from beating him, which he would easily do. Refs never call that because it happens on every McDavid shift.
GG though.
>>74438262
tldr
cry more faggot
>>74438230
Well, >we just won, so I'm pretty stoked actually.
Now the Kongs just need to beat the Flimmies
>Bloze
WEW
what a meme game
>>74438231
It ended up being called boarding after he turned his back at the end.
>Buff having to race two players to prevent an empty netter
wew
GG Winniniggers
>>74438247
>gifted
We went through hell to get those shitty 1rst overall picks. We didn't get so lucky until McDavid like the Penguins did with Crosby/Malkin, the Caps did with Ovi, and the Hawks did with Toews/Kane. All those teams would be just as shit if they didn't get lucky with their drafts.
>snotsburgh fans literally trying THIS hard to attack the jackets by losing a 0-0 game on a terrible call in OT
Also reminder
>>74438239
FULL OF LITERAL WHOS LMAO IM FUCKING DEAD
>>74438293
dumb oilnigger cry more
>We
>>74438239
>breaking up Cole and Schultz
why.jpg
>>74438239
>literally who: the defense
>>74438239
Who needs defense when you can score 10 goals a game?
>>74438312
Lmao, are you the guy constantly posting "McChickenshit"?
>>74438259
That was a close one. Glad to see Talbot is still elite. Turns out Larsson is pretty dam important to this teams defense as well.
>>74438294
>terrible call
>implyign
>both fantasy goalies playing
>see stats for the day, they're both 0 GA 100% sv
>tune into the end of the CBJ game to watch Bob
>loses in OT
>FUG
>switch to Pens game to watch Murray
>lets in a goal within a minute
>still watching, lets in another just now
>FUG I have the curse today
>>74438272
>tldr
BURGER
>Oduya going back to Chicago
>they can't get enough of the black man
>>74438335
10-0
are there any blues fans posting here?
>>74438312
I think the >we was referring to the fans, you fucking retard.
>this 3rd period
Felt it coming desu
>>74438277
I'd prefer the Flames beating the Kings. Flames will regress and be shit again, but the Kings are likely to go on a streak like they always do. Also, fuck Southern teams.
Memeb owl game two is Thursday bois I'm pumped
>>74438353
You two would definitely get along, then.
>>74438367
jesus fuck you're still crying
>>74438363
Not tonight though, eh flyover?
>>74438312
>we
Ya, the fans...
So I have no food except for some canned spaghettios I also have no bowls or plates to put it in the microwave with, I don't have a stove, do I eat it cold?
>>74438386
go to the grocery you nerd
>>74438354
Looks Swedish to me
>>74438386
put on some aluminium paper and hop to teh microwave
>>74438378
>Montreal
>not the flyover capital of Canada
I think Toronto is a couple hundred miles south man sorry
>>74438386
May as well. I've hobo'd my share of ravioli and alphagetti in the past. If you don't mind a lack of heat, it tastes exactly the same.
>>74438386
how the fuck do you have no dishware
>>74438398
>montreal
>part of canada
>>74438377
>crying
Is this the best you got burger?
>>74438389
I'm broke
>>74438412
>burger
is that the best you got?
>>74438386
cum into a paper towel, and while it dries shape it into a bowl shape. wala
>>74438411
Just proving my point good job baguette
>>74438377
That was the first post I've made here in days.
>>74438386
Does the microwave have a removable spinning plate? Just dump the spaghettios on that, microwave it, remove the plate, and eat off that. Clean and repeat.
>>74438424
Is there a market for cum pottery?
>>74438386
I knew someone that would eat various Chef boyardee room temp out of the can, usually with Ritz crackers. He was not a classy person.
>>74438474
>classy
faggot
>>74438423
YOU STUPID PROCESSED CHEESE EATING TRUMP VOTING PIECE OF EAGLE SHIT GET OFF MY BOARD!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74438386
cold spaghettios are the shit
>>74438418
Isnt there a stray pizza box you can dump it on?
>>74438386
Put it on a rack or something and warm it with a t-light
comfy calgary
>>74438474
>>>r/hockey
>>74438418
Open the spaghettios, remove the label and wrapping from the can, and place it directly on the stove element. Haven't you ever cooked beans over the fire while camping?
>>74438463
Most likely
>>74438483
Ok he was a disgusting human, is that better? He had 2 kids working with me when I was 21 and all of his team were heavily tobacco stained. He long hair was greasy and he always wore a backwards snapback.
>>74438518
nobody cares about your blog
>>74438386
Do you have a gf or bf?
Just dump the spaghettios in their asshole, wait about 10min, then eat out of their asshole. It will be slighty warmer, and have that distinct butt spice you can't get anywhere else.
>>74438518
>>74438463
Forgot image
>>74438518
>shitting on some guys looks like a faggot or a woman
Just get out
>>74438511
he doesnt have a stove thats the problem
New thread when
>>74438201
ontario
>>74438511
I don't have a stove
>>74438538
Oh shit. Well, he's fucked then.
>>74438525
white people books
>>74438545
post address I'll deliver a pizza to your place
>>74438165
Laine made Scheifele elite
>>74436149
Broons