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Bjpenn.com


Dillon is our new official boy btw
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danis is a faggot
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>>74434761
OP is massive faggot
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Pizza bless
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fuck schaub
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>>74434775
>>74434776
Mad that he stole ur girl?
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______________________


everyone above this line is gay
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Are hedgefunds investing into this? It's the easiest money we'll see in the 2017.
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Poster below me is Tyron
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ufc is racis
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Das racis
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>>74434778
HE'LL STILL WIN DELETE THIS
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>>74434778
IT WAS FREE FUCKIN PIZZA
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>>74434792
>>74434798
Nice job proving you post on multiple devices
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>>74434778
>wonderpedo likes pizza
>cheese pizza, pizzagate...

hmm.
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>Sage can legally drink
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>>74434810
>cheese pizza
that's olive pizza
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>>74434761
Reminder that OP is straight from /asp/ trying to get us to stick to heem general
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>>74434818
How is it not a general? Get over ur self nerd
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>>74434788
if you want easy money you wouldnt have khabib and t ferg in the equation

very risky.
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>coral springs
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>>74434813

I bet he'd honestly be fun as fuck to be around when he's drunk

sage haters are empty souls
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I'm sorry did you just say you don't love Monster Energy Drink?
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REEM IS GOING TO GET HUNTED
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>>74434826
Go back to mandrama you autist
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>>74434839
Only mandrama I like is pre fight pressers now how is this not a general?
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>>74434788
Betting on Groovy is printing money
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this is a general desu
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>>74434842
Why do you insist on changing our formula? You Have Claimed To Only Be Here 2 Years You Dumbfuck
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>>74434829
The only thing ferg has on khabib is his reach, and he never really used that as an advantage in his previous fights.
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i love you monster
*gets cucked five ways to friday by a guy who looks like an ideal energy drink rep and looks like he drank 2 of them between rounds*
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>>74434852
I've been here for about 2.5 years, how long have u been here? Can't have been too much longer considering heem general isn't even 3 years old yet
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>>74434855
if youre looking at real basic shit, sure. but he is extremely unique and unpredictable and highly skilled everywhere. he isnt on a 9 fignt win streak (against real competition) for nothing
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>>74434847
I'll never trust a non black guy that heem hypes up
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>>74434868
UFC 117 was my first event, I know it's irrelevant because your going to lie. And heem general is some new faggotry you keep trying to bring up. Why do you feel responsible making our threads being the newfag you are?
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>>74434884
How can you say Lando "Groovy" Vannata isn't black
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>>74434868
i came here roughly the time of lawler vs matt brown, how long ago was that?
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>>74434893
I'm asking how long Have you had an account on heemgeneral.com? Definitely not since 117 lol
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>>74434884
Did you not see Groovy vs Ferg? Or his spinning kick KO last time out? He's a fucking animal.
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>he fucking went to play disc golf

What the fuck is his problem?
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>>74434788
I got Woodley for 2.10. Seriously one of the best value bets of all time. Even if he loses I won't be mad because that was too much value to pass up on.
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>>74434906
There is no heem general, kill you are self
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>>74434921

do you hate fun? Frolf is fun
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Afk for 20 min save good memes 4 me when I get back
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>>74434925
That's my reason for betting on T Ferg desu
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>>74434934
I love winning even more
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>>74434936
is this guy a spic his face looks weird
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>>74434810
>that pizza isn't cheese pizza tho
>theory falls apart


hmm.
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>>74434868
Can't believe """"people"""" like you are making our threads
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Did they?
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>>74434944
It has cheese on it
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49-1
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sup guys?
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>>74434953
I bet they power up by touching their knobs together
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Years in paint under the guidance of Rat Sensei in shaolin temple located in the sewers of New York
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>>74434921
He has the whitest family ever.
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in the newest embedded as soon as tyron woodley came on the screen i turned off the video. am i racist?
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>>74434953

I always hate shots like these... this and Aldo in the locker room

shit man let them have a moment in private
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>>74435004
yes
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>>74435004
no just afraid
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>>74434999
They will darken up come this Saturday
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>>74435004
what are you gonna do when tyron wins?
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Holly got blown out by NYSAC
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Is wonderboy really only 6 feet tall? He looks like a skinny lanklet. I just asssumed that with his body type at 170 he would be at least 6'2'' but wikipedia says 6'0''.
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>>74434999
I'm white and I've never played that shit in my life, must be a shart-in-mart thing
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>>74435004

TWood can't laugh at himself and I hate that. I want him to lose just because hes not a gracious loser and the salt will be hilarious
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>>74435046
eat some chicken, drank some purple soda
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>>74435053
He's got broad shoulders, the dude is built like a sheet of A4
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>>74435046
Who cares, that'll be months from now
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Why can't Tyrone into personality?
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>>74435119
he just thinks everyone is racist
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>>74435119
Fucking what
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http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/2/28/14766594/nysac-will-not-overturn-appeal-holly-holm-ufc-208-loss-to-germaine-de-randamie-mma-news
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Tony the Conqueror.

Islam will be smashed.
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/heem/ how is Khabib going to deal with the Rubber Guard? Wasn't the 10th planet shit designed to deal with wrestlers and Ferg has a ton of D'arc chokes
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>Rogan rating phones and computers based on the size of their hdd

why does this literal caveman has a podcast again
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>>74435193
Is this his second podcast today?
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>>74435188
D'arce chokes aren't wacky 10th Planet shit
furthermore, it's not like 10th Planet is some secret system of hidden techniques that auto-win in certain situations, that's a ridiculous way to think
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>>74435188
rubber guard is only good for the lay and pray opponents

you cant really use it when someone constantly trying to transition,pin your arms and throw gnp

D'arce will only work if he tags him hard

>>74435210
dont think so
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>>74435188
He pushes forward on the mat, that's the best way to avoid the rubber guard because they can't get the meathook in and your hands don't touch the mat
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what emotion do you get looking at pic related?
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>>74435230

Hopefully a champ fighting out of France will help get rid of the ridiculous stigma it has in France
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>>74435230
triumph
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>>74435230
Looks like a bodyguard for some Bond villain, like some tertiary antagonist that Bond throws off the cliff or something like that, like somebody who has all metal teeth
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>>74435277
Can you imagine them sending fighters to talk to movers and shakers like they usually do in these situations and they send this big immigrant nigger? Ridiculous visual lol
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>>74435230
Inferiority

Btw I'm white
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How do you like them odds on this parlay /heem/? The odds are for winning the fight with a finish. Is this finally gonna be my first big win since betting on Maia 1st round sub against Condit (odds were 10:1 for that one)?
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How come Germany has never produced a top fighter?

and no Siver does not count.
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>>74435322
>THEY BROUGHT OUT POOR DENNIS SIVER WHEN FRANKIE EDGAH WAS LURKIN
>"OH DENNIS SIVER'S AVAILABLE"
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>>74435315
>Btw I'm a cuck
Ftfy fag
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>>74435316
the odds are good for 5 Round fights but both matches will be chesslike waiting for the opponent to make mistakes,so a dec is probable

Its not like you'll see Ferguson getting in there and throwing spinning shit while doing Imanari rolls against Khabib
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>>74435316
>T Ferg by KO 4.25
It's 11/2 on william hill..
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>>74435316
Ferg is way more likely to sub Khabib than to knock him out
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>>74435355
He's also way more likely to win by dec seeing as both these guys have iron wills
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https://twitter.com/dillondanis/status/836643770267492352

what did he mean by this
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>>74435340

HE WASN'T HIGH AS FUCK LOOK AT HIM

IF HE WAS HIGH AS FUCK HE'D DIAL AN AMBULANCE

YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU TO DEATH BUT YOU GIVE ME THAT SUSQUEHANA WEED, YA FUCKIN SMOKING THAT SHIT WEED

I LOVE YOU DAWG BUT THATS THE SECOND TIME IN A ROW IT WAS GARBAGE YOU INVITE ME TO YOUR HOUSE AND GIVE ME THAT FUCKIN SUSQUEHANA WEED
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>>74435355
KOs TKOs and subs are all included in that bet
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>>74435382

lol that first gif is priceless... sometimes twitter dudes know whats up
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I'm back

Meme away
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>>74434830
..... is a beautiful city
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>>74435382
He's so obnoxious especially for a goof who doesn't even have a wikipedia page
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>>74435412
Can't deny that.
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>>74435386
Not a bad bet desu, I'm on ferg and wonderboy by decision but knowing my luck you'll probably win some cash
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>>74435426
Upset cause ur moms a fan?
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>>74435297
Ngannou should be polecucks new exclusive bull
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>>74435454
Spring's coming and leafs suddenly feel brave again huh
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UFC returns to Madison Square Garden Summer 2017

Who better to headline than Strong Island's finest?

Let GSP test the waters at Lightweight. Just get your toes a little wet in the garden. Al vs GSP would sell that joint out in record time with a record gate and record PPV sales.

Who wouldn't kill for this fight? It tells a great story. This is the money fight.
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who should get the honors of /heeming/ dannis first?

pretty sure he would fight 185?
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>>74435486
Matt serra couldn't pass a USADA tear
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>>74435230
that guy looks cool

but too bad he is black. ruins it. you are so limited with hair style as a black man
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>>74435427
If Wonderboy and Khabib win, I'll be happy,
but I figured the odds are way underrating Woodley and Tony, so I might at least make some cash if my bois lose.
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>>74435500
Not Matt, I'm talking about RAGING Al Iaquinta! Matt Serra's prodigy. Think about it. Fighting in Al's backyard against his coaches arch nemesis. It's the best story in MMA right now, I'm not even getting paid to make this shit up.
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>>74435501
the new one is better than the braids
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>>74435495
The Walking Dead enthusiast himself....
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>>74434761
I hate woodley but this diss is awesome

https://youtu.be/BU0LxV9PpCM?t=429
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>>74435495
>>>/r/eddit
Dillon is OUR boy.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0MtPIaqnHo

khabib joking about western romcoms
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>>74435555

nah

heem yourself kiddo
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>>74435564
U new kid?
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R8 my heem inspired artwork
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Chas Skelly
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>>74435545

Woodley is going to be so fucking insufferable if he wins
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>>74435230
w2c that 3p
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>>74435560
this is funny as fuck they should this shit more often

Now I want to see Ngannou,Nate and Mousasi doing romantic breakdowns
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>>74435560
How romance works in dagestan

>you spend long nights with her in the mountains
>first she's with her friends and family
>then she allows you to get near he
>then you even get to fondle her breasts every day
>and finally you grab her by the horns and fuck her from behind
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>>74435519
I agree with you on the odds, I always bet on my boys though. (Except for Mcgregor in the Mayweather fight kek)
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BREAKING NEWS

mark hunt cries to the media about overeem being a cheater who sticks needles in his @$$
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>>74435622

It's literal mandrama though.
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>>74435141
R O B B E D
O
B
B
E
D
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>>74435545
what diss
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>>74435622
https://youtu.be/-C9lI0t8iec
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>>74435501
>you are so limited with hair style as a black man

All whitebois have the same boring side-part lmao
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>>74435555
Checked, conors pet beaner should do well in the UFC. I want to see him fight Maia.
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>>74435637
some mandrama is cool as long as it stays during promotion and only there

the problem is when mandrama leverage starts overpowering rankings,giving titleshots etc
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>>74435584
Deranged/10
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>>74435679
>when mandrama leverage starts overpowering rankings,giving titleshots

You mean like Cub vs. Artem?
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>>74435560
kek

>"What is love? Khabib dont hurt me... dont hurt me... no more" (c) El Cucui on the march 4th
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>>74435687
You just don't understand it

Do you even train?
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>>74435673

Maia would embarrass him just look at what he did to Gunnar
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>>74435683
How many step moms did you have spergOP ? Did your dad even spend time with you or was he to busy raping children and planning terrorist attacks ?
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>>74435701
Dillon is on a different level than anyone else. There is a reason Jon Jones is ducking him
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>>74435701
Dillon is world champ no-gi bro, he's way better than gunnar
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>>74435709
t. """"""""""american""""""""""""
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>>74435688
yes exactly

also including not defending belts,asking for irrelevant moneyfights at irrelevant weight,trying too hard to be gooby,denying titleshots to guys like Maia cuz they are not marketable enough etc etc

moneyfights is mainly the new plague of the sport though
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>>74435636
I saw Mark Hunt at a grocery store in Sydney yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “How bout u go an fuck off out of my face then u peice of shit u think I need a stupid fuckwitt like you asking me about photos who the fuck are u take your worthless phone and get the fuck out of here”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him say "UFA" as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like eight pigs stacked over his shoulders without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the pigs and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence you cheating fake ass monkey,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each pig and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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>>74435703
I'm not even spergOP. I just love how mad you get about muslims lmao
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>>74435698
Not anymore, I boxed at a high level in uni. I appreciate it's showing your heart but the drawing style is purposefully edgy mate
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why is tyrone the dog in vegas?
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>>74435743
Wtf? Like full sized pigs?
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>>74435763
Yes
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>>74435759
Life IS "edgy".
>>74435766
That's di
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>>74435748
Mad enough that I had two arson cases in court
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>went to military school
>beat up a fat kid for being a fat b*tch
>Elvis inspired him to learn karate
>raised wonderboy and his children on a strict diet of only potatoes because they were poor as h*ck
>forced his children to fight each other to solve disputes
>hates disrespectful people including, but not limited to, people who talk in movie theaters and drive slowly in the left lane

None of this is true
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>>74435762
cause they know Wonderm8 is hongry
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>>74435762
>tyrone

Why do white "people" here complain about race-baiting?
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>>74435775
Listen to UFC unfiltered.
He joined military school and the team sucked so he beat up some big fat kid until he joined the team. The kid quit cause wonderdad bullied him so much. Months later they run into each other and fatty starts crying at the sight of wonderdad a so wonderdad beat him up for being a pussy
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>>74435800
*football team
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>>74435743
Why were you such a dick to him?
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>>74435800
>He joined military school and the team sucked so he beat up some big fat kid until he joined the team. The kid quit cause wonderdad bullied him so much. Months later they run into each other and fatty starts crying at the sight of wonderdad a so wonderdad beat him up for being a pussy
What a cunt
Hope he dies and wonderboy loses now
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>>74435853
lose some weight fatty
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>>74435853
Are you fat yourself? What a passionate response.
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>>74435853
https://youtu.be/LGbvCpXQhy8
@1:18:25
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>>74435853
fatty detected
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>>74435768
>Life IS edgy
Maybe if you're a faggot. You need to toughen up mentally m80, not just physically.
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>>74435886
You need to stop hiding from reality, bitch.
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>>74435853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJJyFrnOANQ
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>>74435874
Sage's dad when?
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>>74435897
I don't hide from shit, just don't let it get to me.
You should consider the same emofag
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>>74435853
Fatty
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>>74435862
>>74435865
>>74435885
6'2 155 pounds just hate bullies

>>74435874
Thanks
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>>74435853
fatty mcfat fat
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http://www.boxingscene.com/roy-jones-jr-meet-with-ufc-likely-discuss-anderson-silva--114066
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>>74435933

How is hoping someone dies not bullying?
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>>74435933
>6'2 155
damn dude I'm 5'11 160 and I'm skinny as fook, you need to eat more chip butties or something
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who would win sage's dad vs wonderboys dad?
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>>74435933
spooky
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>>74435958
that would make a sick co-main on the Artem card
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>>74435954
Bullying a kid is different to hoping an old man death on 4chan

>>74435955
I eat loads i just don't gain weight
I bitch about it here sometimes
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>>74435926
I was pranking you

Now guess what UFC fighter made it
>JB
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>>74435874
I love how Serra knows it is clearly fucked up.
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>>74435993
the wet bandit
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>>74435985
>a kid
They were in college
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whos gunna fook up their weight cut at 209?
>Rashad MW debut
>Khabib and Tony cut alot of weight
>Wonderm8 ont he pizza and weightlifting
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>>74435993
Hint: it's a manlet
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>>74436019
Rashad 100%
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>>74435933
>6'2"
>155

Lmao kid I could break you like a stick
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https://soundcloud.com/siriusxmrush/oscars-stupid-questions-donald-trumps-steak-your-calls-on-another-addition-of-hottaketuesday
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>>74436043

>luke thomas asking for montreal dong in his face 30 seconds in
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>>74435985
>I eat loads i just don't gain weight
then you don't actually eat loads. eat more faggot, stop being a pussy and get BIG
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>>74436012
I was still a kid in college
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>>74436066
This

You wanna get big you gotta eat big
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>>74436066
I had 4000 calories today. All good stuff. Feel sick after every meal but I'm desperate to gain weight. Even if i get fat
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>>74435933
>6'2
>155

What a beanpole
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>>74436079
eat more bitch
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>>74436079
then eat 4500
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>>74436066

People who say they eat a lot and don't gain weight probably eat 2 huge meals in a day max and don't count calories.
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>>74436085
Don't be so mean, back off
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>>74435985
>i eat loads

pfft i'm sure you do
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BRAZEEW
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>>74436100
>wahhhh i'm too much of a pussy to put food in my mouth, gaining weight is literally impossible because of my super special genetics that defy the laws of thermodynamics
hey pussy, if you're not gaining weight you know what you should do? eat more, faggot.
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STOP TALKING ABOUT ME WEIGHT IM 6'2 YOURE ALL MANLETS

SKINNY IS FA MANLET NOT FA REEEE
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>>74436111
kek nice digits
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>>74436110
4000 i cant afford to eat more than that

Ur just jelly of my fast metabolism fatty
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1 skewp

2 skewps

3 skewps c'mon you wanna get big or what?
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>>74436114
I said back off him, I'm not interested in the weight discussion but I'll delete your chin faggot
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>>74436132
>he still doesn't get it

hehe keep eating those loads
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>>74436145
you'll do noothin ya little twerp
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>>74436152
>anime

Ew wtf is wrong with you?
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Protec' ya neck Kha-bum
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>>74436116
I'm literally the same height but I have 30 pounds on you, are you a skeleton?
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>>74436177
>load eater deflecting from his load eating habits

sad!
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>>74436178
snap down and darces are 2 different things
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>>74436205
I was actually just thinking I should change the name of that file. It's too slow to be called a snapdown. Any suggestions?
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>>74436178

#snapdowncity
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>>74436178
Ferguson is smarter that a lot of people give him credit for. At some point in rnd 2 he finally realized that he could capitalize on Lando's weave, and started throwing straight punches to intentionally bait him into weaving and leaving his neck ripe for the picking. He actually tried it once earlier in the round but Lando slipped his grasp.
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>>74436153
Take off those sunglasses
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Remember Bjorn and his meme association?
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>>74436284
>tips
lol their guys fighting in a cage don't try to make it fancier than it is
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>>74436326
what's their endgame?
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>>74436043

holy shit

I get that its radio and you have to be inflammatory...

but good god is Luke Thomas an arrogant know it all

literally the definition of /r/iamverysmart and /r/masculinity

jesus what an insufferable cunt
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>>74436178
>>74436234
>>74436284

heem continuing with the most legendary of picks
>"bj penn will w-win guiz, k-kicking ass is t-timeless!"
>Alorski will win against Ngannou (lol)
>ferguson will overcome a russian muslim child fighter with some memejitsu

kek
KEK
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>>74436346
>Kennedy btfo
>cowboy btfo
>GSP paid off with a fat contract
>dilly gets his title shot
>Bjorn is in Mexico again, this time with Cain

It's all going to plan
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>>74436284
>mfw someone says T-Ferg has bad fight IQ because he uses wacky shit near me
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>>74436377

>Arlovski and BJ Penn will win

Other than the idiot Australian, which idiots thought these were likely outcomes?

Also equating Tony Ferguson to any of those fighters shows severe signs of casualness. Please go back to /asp/
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>>74436377
I picked bj and Arlovski but I'm picking Khabib this time.
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Suck a dick, /heem/
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>>74436399
Arlovski/Ngannou was pretty split on here actually, and honestly Arlovski was hardly an awful pick considering how relatively unproven Francis was.
Can't fathom why people picked BJ except for blind nostalgia though.
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>>74436417
cheeky
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>>74436284
>Ferguson is smarter that a lot of people give him credit for
He's widely acknowledged as one of the best Lightweights desu. If you watch his fights you can tell he didn't get here by pure luck alone.
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>>74436417
>tony
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>>74436326
It's still going strong behind the the scenes. Tim Kennedy talked about it not too long ago on the hebrew hour.
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>>74436424
He was advertised as motivated BJ Penn
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>>74436417
hey big spender
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>>74436424
>Arlovski/Ngannou was pretty split on here actually,

No it wasn't, and it took me all but 30 seconds to prove you wrong. If you picked Arlovski you were literally trying to feign knowledge of being a "true fight fan" when going into that fight he had no chances whatsoever of winning.

You must be the idiot Australian I was talking about.
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>>74436066
Hesrightyouknow.jpg
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>>74435560
Haram.
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>>74436417
is that your entire weekly allowance for tendies? wont mommy be mad at you?
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>>74436417

What site did you use? Does anyone here in the US have any sportsbook recommendations?
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>>74436511
bovada

https://www.bovada.lv/welcome/P1C40014/join/?extcmpid=rafcopy
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>>74436400
>Picking the chinniest heavyweight alive against a power puncher
Literally what
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>>74436487
>You must be the idiot Australian I was talking about.
Knew you'd say something like that. In the threads, there were people arguing for Arlovski. I don't really take notice of picks, but to say that everyone though Ngannou was a shoe-in is silly.
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>>74436511
betdsi 2bh
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>>74436377
>Wrestler that throw punches like a retard learning to swim is a dead cert vs a fluid striker with a 6 inch reach advantage and a wrestling pedigree/10th planet blackbelt
Pleb detected
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>>74436544
>there were people arguing for Arlovski
Said "people" were (you) AKA the idiot Australian. You can check the picks yourself and see that over 95% of people picked Ngannou and only a few contrarians went with Andrei.

Back to the original point, saying picking Tony is like picking Arlovski is stupidity, he might get dominated but he has a good chance of winning.
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>>74436511
http://w-as.com/?Ax72B
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>>74436392
He even uses wacky shit intelligently. In the RDA fight, when he kept feinting spinning attacks like this, he wasnt spinning just for the fuck of it. When RDA had a superior striking angle, Tony would just start spinning and RDA would retreat, fearing tony's reputation for using spinning elbows and kicks, thus letting tony reset safely
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>>74436346
weirdest shit i ever saw in me loife
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>>74436487
people were getting called casuals for picking ngannou, it was so obvious arlovski was going to get deleted but people absolutely insisted

>"H-HES UNPROVEN WE DONT KNOW IF HE, UH - ARLOVSKI LASTED TO DECISION WITH RUMBLE 5 YRS AGO!!1!
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>>74436604
that was a good fight
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>>74436604
RDA shouldn't got to WW 2bh.
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>>74436567
Come on man I don't assume all Americans I disagree with are the faggot who spams new threads.
All I'm trying to say is that in the actual threads there were people who supported Arlovski. People admit to making multiple picks all the time anyway.
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ferg is just a scary dude
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>>74435925
Wasn't Sage's dad a rat?
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>>74436417
Go big or go home pussy
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>>74436604
anyone got the webbum of him somersaulting out of that takedown?
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>>74436623
I know right? It reminded me of Henderson/Pettis 1 (minus the showtime kick). 5 solid rounds of high level guys testing each other back and forth
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>>74436630
>there were people who supported Arlovski
You tried to say the picks were pretty split. They weren't.
>Arlovski was hardly an awful pick
He was
>there were people who supported Arlovski
Yeah people who are clueless/don't understand MMA
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>>74436677
Okay you've convinced me.
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>>74436676
The pace they kept at high altitude was really impressive too.
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>>74436656
>Tony Ferguson by decision
Idk about that one la'
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>>74436686
Im also the op btw lol
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>>74436627
We'll see how he fares. I hope he does well. Cowboy managed to find success and RDA's torn through him twice.
Maybe that's even the fight they make
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>>74436701
tru. Tony traing at big bear lake gave him cardio for days. I'm a little concerned that he decided to train at home for this Khabib fight. His cardio might suffer.
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>>74436656
wow good luck lad
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>>74436739
I don't think you have to worry about Tony's cardio
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>>74436734

RDA is Cowboy's kryptonite. He wouldn't fight him unless it was absolutely necessary.
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Heeminder that Hunt has 1 hit KO power and Overroid's chin is so shot that his brain probably resembles swiss cheese by this point.

Hunt is free money.
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>>74436709
That's my big boy, got a couple of back ups
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>>74436750
Fair enough. Mexicans always have good cardio
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>>74436764
I think Overeem's evasive style he has adopted in the last few years will have its benefits compounded against someone short and relatively footslow like Hunt. I'll be biting my nails every time Hunt throws, but I've got a gut feeling that Overeem takes a decision.
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>>74436748
cheers famalam
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>>74436764
Overeem will decision him after outstriking him and kicking his fat body for 3 rounds.
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>>74436778
>Yfw Reem and Tyron win
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Will smug rashad win?
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What should I do.
>Lando is -200
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>Reem vs. Hunt

So pretty much HW version of Jouban vs. Perry. Take that as you will.
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>>74436826
>pls no
I got this one if things go completely tits up
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Lot of smart money coming in on Tony.
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>>74436799
>evasive style he has adopted in the last few years
It's just a shame he went over the top with in the Stipe fight. Econoreem was doing great, but literally running away from Stipe is basically going into the fight with a bit of a shattered confidence. He dropped Stipe first too, a lot of fighters try to switch to this cautious calculated style but overdo it I think.

I think Lawler suffered similar against Woodley. Didn't even land a strike iirc
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Reem's chin is legendary.

In the same sense as Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster, that is.
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>putting your bets in before weigh ins and stare downs
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>>74436828
Lump on Groovy imo
>Ferg and T Wood are good value objectively too
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Reem will win via upkick
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People were saying Hunt was gonna KO Brock, and he barely touched him the entire fight.
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>>74436893
ur on steroids
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>>74436855
I can't see him dropping the samoan though, that's for sure
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Are the Irish even human?
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>>74436880
>Mfw I don't put any money on until both fighters are in the octagon
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>>74436914
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>>74436880
Odds matey odds
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>>74436881
I really wanna bet on Hunto, I think the time off has been good for him.
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>>74436914
I dont remember this pic

He looks genuinely sad and broken here
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>>74436935

do they change that much?
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>>74436937
I think he beat Chad here
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>>74436936
I think so too, but it's risky. Wish I'd have put more on Lando tbqh, seems a lock to win
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>>74436604
i was a pro duelist in mount and blade and would do the same thing

interdasting crossover
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How do you from this....
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>>74436936
Time off doesn't mean shit if he hasnt been focused on training to get in shape. Hunto is notorious for either taking the fight seriously and being in top shape or coming in sloppy and even fatter than usual. There is no in between.
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how do you enjoy the fights if you bet on them

seems like it'd be stressful unless you have a cheeky parlay that you know isn't gonna win
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>>74436946
Yeah dude they fuck you at the last minute because everyone's betting.
>Woodley shorten up hugely before the first fight.
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>>74436903
hunt's chin is kind of shot i think

and even if that's not true if werdum can KO him with a knee so can overeem
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>>74436969
I think he wants to either wants to make a statement against overroid or he's just gone full nihilist because they're all cheating so why even bother sort of thing. 50-50
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>>74436969
I follow him on social media.
He has been training on his time off.
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>>74436951
oh shit you're right

he doesnt have the Diaz bruises
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>>74436936
He's literally just le power puncher man. Reem has more tools.
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>>74436986
>hunt's chin is kind of shot i think
Wew lad where's this come from
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>>74436914
I'm convinced Dee is a man
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>>74436970
Lad, everyone knows betting money on sports makes them way more interesting. Put 50 dollars on any fight and all of a sudden you will give a shit about the outcome.
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ok I know betting on all underdogs is retarded but

it's happened before, right?
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>>74436970

Makes me enjoy them even more 2bh.

>Tfw bet on Romero against Chris at underdog prices.
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>>74437017
Might as well donate your money to a charity
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>>74437003
Fair enough, i dont follow him. I just imagined he would be a little distracted with the lawsuits and constant raging on social media.
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>>74437013
the punishment he's taken as of late

no matter how tough someone is, the kind of beatings he's taken take their toll.
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>>74437017
kek might as well buy 5 scratchcards
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>>74437017
What a waste.
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>>74437011
True but he's incredible good at it.
And Reem is le glassman
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>>74437025

yeah you're probably right
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>>74437040

I never placed it, I was just playing around with the numbers
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>>74437017
It's happened before, i remember.
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>>74436970
The feeling of winning money and watching your boy dominate is the best. Makes it much more exciting too.
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>>74437070
t. William Hill
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>>74437036
I don't think there's substantial enough support for this claim atm desu
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>>74437070
It was a Huezil card I think, I remember seeing some crazy bet slips from that, some dude won big parlaying dogs
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>>74437041
>but he's incredible good at it.

Where was that against Brock lel?
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>>74437104

No it wasn't the Brazil card. But it was that card where Brazilian Oliveira beat Will Brooks. All underdogs on the main card won.
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>>74437110
Brock wrestlefucked him, it's his weakness.
horse meat man isn't a wrestler though
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>>74437100
>'repeated brain trauma makes you more vulnerable to head trauma' is a contentious claim

u kidding m8?
>>
Reem wins

I don't know why this is even being debated
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>>74437104
Ya, Bigfoot vs Mir. 10/11 underdogs won
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>>74437110
Did he get a full camp for that one?
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>>74437142
No not that, the chin deleted thing. In my mind, you can't just say a dudes chun is probably done because he's been fighting a while. You have to see it first
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>>74437120
that may have happened but I'm specifically talking about this card
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFC_Fight_Night:_Bigfoot_vs._Mir

>The event saw a record 10 of 11 underdogs win, following the first bout.[9] This cost online gambling site Bovada nearly $1 million, including a $48,291 payout on a $1 parlay. Manager Kevin Bradley said this would make it hard to have a profitable 2015 in the combat sport market.
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JUSTafsson
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>>74437134
>horse meat man isn't a wrestler though

He isn't but he can outstrike him for 3 rounds like he did Roy Nelson.
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>>74437148
Because I have money on Hunt, therefore he will win.
>Praise kek make it so
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>>74437170
>JUST

How so? He's actually getting a relevant fight
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>>74437187
He looked awful in his last fight.
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>>74437179
he almost got KO'd twice in that fight
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>>74437192
fucking lol
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>>74437192
He dominated the fight, just in a bit of a shitty fashion.
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>>74437192
he did, and Tex is going to probably fuck him up, it will be very ugly
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>>74437170
should of been fed to another black guy
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which fight does this most represent?
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>>74437179
When you strike with Hunt you can end up getting very sleepy very quickly. Reem has no chin either.
>>74437170
That'll be a good fight. Lot of wrestlefucking though, and Texiera is mentally fucked from being knocked spark out AJ
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>>74437221
why is this a thing? 3 year olds shouldn't be fucking wrassl'n
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>>74437170
I'm gunna have to go with the younger fighter in this one
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>>74437234
>you can end up getting very sleepy very quickly

Reem will outstrike him.
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>>74437221
Starnes vs Quarry
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>>74437221
This is joke, thanks for posting
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>>74437257
>Reem will outrun him
FTFY
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You now remember Evans is gonna get retired by Aussie dad
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>>74437279

That will be your excuse after they read the score-cards.
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>>74437221

Perry v Jouban
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>>74437281
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>>74437300
Did you not see the Stipe fight? I'm not talking about movement..
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>>74437301
lol Perry got staggered/dropped and sort of gave up on the pressure offensive
>>
Friendly but stern heeminder that gambling is in fact a sin.
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>>74437327
Did you not see what Stipe did to Hunt?
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>>74437377
Why do you have such a hard on for overeem?
Stipe wrestlefucked Hunt, doesn't change the fact that overeem ran like a bitch before getting KO'd from his guard.
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Woodley vs Thompson
Nurmagomedov vs Furguson
Evans vs Kelly
Vannata vs Teymur
Hunt vs Overeem
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>>74437403
Reem subbed Hunt last time from his back, I believe Reem will shoot for a takedown early and get it.
>>
>>74437403
Yeah Overeem ran, but Hunt isn't Stipe, and Hunt is just a power puncher who will get beaten everywhere else.

In fact Reem might just sub him again.
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>>74437411
>British flag behind Reem

DELETE THIS
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>>74437411
Thompson
Furguson
Evans
Teymur
Hunt
>>
Daily reminder to only watch:
>Women's Strawweight
>Women's Bantamweight
>Flyweight
>Bantamweight
>Heavyweight

>Featherweight champ got his belt by getting KO'ed and whining about it
>Lightweight "champ" doesn't even defend it
>Welterweight champ is whiny and didn't want to correct a draw on his record
>Middleweight champ picks easy fights, avoids actual challenges
>Light Heavyweight is a boring disrespectful fighter who couldn't even get it by beating the original champion
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>>74437434
i dont make these decisions m8
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>>74437411
Thompson
Khabib
Overeem
Kelly
Vannata
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>>74437403
Right, he should have stood right in front of him and got KTFO sooner
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>>74437411
Woodley
Kalabib
Evans
Vannata
Reem
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>>74437411
Thompson
Khabib
Kelly
Vannata
Hunt
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>>74437414
Overroid did, and he didn't take Hunt down kek, he got pushed over by Hunt and then caught him in an armbar when he went in to ground and pound him.
>>74437426
We'll see, sub is very unlikely. I'm just saying literally one punch from Hunt and the fight is over.
>>74437463
No he should have circled around stipe like a fighter would or clinched him not literally sprint around the octagon like a mug.
He was terrified.
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>>74437411

WOODLEY
El Cucuy
Rashad
Lando
REEM
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>>74437411
Thompson dec
Ferg dec/sub
No clue who kelly is
Groovy KO
Hunt KO
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>>74437411
WOODLEY
FERGUSON
EVANS
VANNATA
HUNT
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>>74437493
>No he should have circled around stipe like a fighter would or clinched him
Oh it's so simple! Why don't you train fighters man? You should send that post in to Jackson-Wink.
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>>74437411
Thompson
Ferguson
Kelly
Vannata
Overeem
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>>74437221
this is so adorable
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>>74437411
Wonderboy
Cucuy
Hashad
Teymur
Reem
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>>74437411
>Thompson
>Khabib
>Kelly
>Groooovy
>Reem
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>>74437512
Running obviously worked out pretty well seeing as he got caught and KO'd in one punch while looking like a pussy. Pretty sure Jackson-wink don't teach you to run around the octagon mate.
McGregor got away with it because Diaz' leg was fucked up, literally the only example of it working in history.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZvCgSmV9JA
Most of you have probably seen this footage of Khabib wrestling a bear

I was rewatching it today, anyone notice how the bear legit has good technique? Knee taps, sweeps and double leg takedowns. How does this work
>>
>mfw someone near me picks against Lando
>>
>They're still picking wonderboy

Would you pick Eddie over Conor in a rematch? That's essentially what's happening here.
>>
>>74437556
We forgetting that he dropped Stipe hard now? Your fight analysis reminds me of Facebook.
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>>74437580
Not even close ya fookin' twat
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>>74437411
Daniel Kelly
Khabob
Woodley
Overmeem
Lando
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>>74437493

Hunt isn't Stipe, and Reem actually came close to winning the fight.

Hunt is one dimensional, that's why his record is the way it is. Reem will outsmart him like he did Nelson and JDS.
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>>74437575
Wrestling is the most optimal way to get an animal down and eat em, every predator has a ground game

except for sea predators
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listening to this phone convo of khabob and tony
damn both are great and funny,
cant wait for the fucking fight
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>>74437580
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>>74437584
Dropped him, tried to choke him then ran away from him. He sure as fuck isn't dropping Hunt unless he lands some crazy flying knee.
The fact he dropped him momentarily doesn't excuse this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dLjDvfRRTw
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>>74437586
Sure thing pal. Sure thing.
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>>74437055
You're going to hate yourself so much if they all end up winning.
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>>74437623

Hunt will get decision'd lol
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>>74437411

Thompson
Furguson
Kelly
Overeem
Vannata
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>>74437584
>dropped stipe hard
barely dropped
dude chased the fat steroid man all over the ring
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>>74437580
Yes i would, i will never pick Conor
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>>74437635
Maybe, sure as fuck isn't getting KO'd though.
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>>74437411
Wonderpizza
Khalabeeb
Evans
Vannata
Hunto
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>>74437411
Woodley via murder/blacksplosion
Khabib via oriental islamic sorcery
REEM
Rashad by SD
Lando R1
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Godamn lads, I am getting impatient for 209. This feels like one of those cards where the stars align and we gets lots of good match ups that turn into lots of entertaining fights. I'm so hyped for it that other forms of entertainment are failing to hold my attention. It is so hype it is literally sucking the hype out of other things i enjoy. Anyone else know this feel?
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I am very triggered by everyone picking Thompson. What's your reasoning? Did you miss the first fight? I don't get it.
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>>74437655
i like puto rico
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>>74437674

I'm just racist desu.
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>>74437674
Pizza power
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>>74437674
>Woodley couldnt finish him with his best shots
>Thompson is really good at point fighting and will have a different approach
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>>74437623
Yep, definitely Facebook.
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>>74437672
same
cant wait
i hope no one gets injured
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>>74437689

I figured as much. At least you're honest.
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>>74437694
I don't even use kikebook kek, this isn't an argument though I know that much.
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>>74437692
Conversely
>Woodley almost finished him with strikes but went for a guillotine
>Woodley can just as easily make adjustments for the rematch
I can't confidently pick either way though
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>>74437692
>will have a different approach
Is he gonna outwrestle Woodley now? Woodley was at fault in the first fight for making it a kickboxing fight, he should have wrestled and clinched more, if he does that, how can he possibly lose? He took him down and held him down for an entire round, he dropped him 2 times in one round, I don't understand how he's the underdog here. It's like Machida vs. Shogun all over again, Machida got gifted the decision but everyone knows who really won that fight. And then the rematch happened.
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I'm racist and I'm cheering for Tyron.
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I actually think Wondermeme will win
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>>74437712
Yeah because you're a legit casual.
>god what a pussy stop moving away from your opponent
>well Overeem got ktfo by Stipe and Mark Hunt is a striker so Hunt will ktfo him
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>>74437672
I hate these fucking generals and yet here I am. I can't help myself, I'm just too hype.
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Why is Jon "Bone(r)s" Jones not #1 on the UFC's p4p list? How ridiculous.
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>>74437756
Cause he's suspended
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>>74437756
>>74437788
AND A BITCH

*drops mic*
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>>74437740
Running at full clip with your back turned around the fence =/= movement mate.
Prime Overeem would never have done that, and I'll happily concede the point if you can find one training camp that teaches you to sprint around the octagon with your back turned.
>casual
I've been watching longer than you, and only arrogant twats use the term in my experience.
Overeem is not a wrestler, he's a kickboxer.
Hunt is a champion kickboxer too and knocked Roy Nelson, a guy with a good chin dead in one shot. Overreem got KO'd in one shot from his guard. Hunt has a granite chin.
It's not really hard to figure out why I'm on Hunt.
The only tools Reem has that Hunt doesn't are kicks to the body and a reach/speed advantage.
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>>74437848
>Prime Overeem would never have done that, and I'll happily concede the point if you can find one training camp that teaches you to sprint around the octagon with your back turned.

He was doing it all the time in his run to the title.
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>>74437714
well,both main and comain are absolutely stay the fuck away bets,almost coinflips.Too many factors can play different role in both fights
>>74437725
I believe he will go more in and out than usual in order to irritate Woodley.He will also adjust his kicking game,throwing more high kicks that are difficult to catch or maybe some whipstyle front kicks to the body

Its absolutely crucial for him to avoid takedowns especially early in the fight so I think he will play it pretty safe
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>>74437878
Not that anon but Ubereem is not the Econoreem that made it to the Title shot.
Even then, Econoreem went too far against Stipe. There's being conservative and there's literally running from your opponent. There was obviously a gameplan in mind and hindsight is 20/20, but it didn't end well did it. In his run to the title he didn't run away from his opponents anyway
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>>74437017
you just bought a lottery ticket
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>>74437142
>dropped by arlovski
>ko'd by stipe
vs
>ko'd murr and bigfoot

Who's chin is shot? hmmm makes me ponder
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>>74437907
It didn't end well because he went for a submission instead of ground and pound and got caught after the fact. There was nothing wrong with the gameplan; there was plenty wrong with his chin.
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>>74437878
I saw his fights, he literally never ran like that before. He circled and moved away, but never a sprint like that.
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>>74437889

If he throws more kicks they'll get caught and he'll get whooped again. That's almost a guarantee. No way you can close that skill gap in 2 months.

Picking Thompson is essentially saying you believe he'll be able to survive from being dropped multiple times again.
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>>74437939
Stipe was the only one that was athletic enough to need to; you can stroll away from Big Country.
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Hunt will get outworked and outstruck.
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>>74437954
Can Woodley catch a teep?
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>>74437954
I assume he's going to throw snapping kicks and punch on the fence more this time.
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>>74437937
It didn't end well because he literally ran, showing a lack of confidence in his own skillset against Stipe.
That attempt for a guillotine was probably a by-product of not wanting anything to do with Stipe in the standup anyway. Stipe was getting back up when Overeem grabbed the neck.

Saying there was nothing wrong with the gameplan when he got knocked out in the first by it doesn't seem to add up. You gameplan for your fighter knowing his strengths and weaknesses. Econoreem only became a thing because he knew his chin was a bit shot at this point. But even then he'd stand and trade. Against Stipe he froze up, even now I'm not completely sure what the gameplan was.

Make him chase him for 25 minutes hoping he gases or that he can eek out a decision?
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>>74437170
>fight night: JUST
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>>74437954
well I didnt say more kicks,just specific kicks that are difficult to catch

I dont believe he can heem Woodley,but I am almost certain he can outpoint him to a boring UD,Rory style,especially if he doesnt receive significant damage early like the previous fight
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>>74438006

Reem had a very strange game-plan for that fight, but quit pretending like he wasn't close to winning the title.
>>
>>74438025
That uppercut was fucking nasty, I don't think glover will ever be the same after that one.
Probably has nightmares about it kek
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>>74438006
>Saying there was nothing wrong with the gameplan when he got knocked out in the first by it doesn't seem to add up.

How did he get knocked out by it?
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>>74438055
TORTEEN SECONDS

>Picking against blacksplosion

Even Khabib got rocked ;)
>>
>tfw no loliEBI any more

Edgy Brah is dead to me.
>>
>>74438006
>he got knocked out in the first by it
He ran to keep his back off the fence, where Overeem has had some of his most notable recent losses because he's covered up against hard shots against the fence and eventually one has snuck through and knocked him out.
Facebook faggot.
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>>74438068
Because he got knocked out? Unless you're saying he didn't stick to the gameplan which led to him being knocked out, in which case you know of a different gameplan.
He fought that fight following the gameplan and he lost, that's pretty simple lad.

>>74438037
I'm not saying that at all. It's just really weird. He ran from Stipe which doesn't seem wise at all but the fact he caught in a weird way suggested it was working? It didn't last long though. I know Stipe hits hard, but Reem had to have had more confidence in both his striking and his chin than that. Literally running away from his opponent isn't what got him to the Stipe fight, so it paints me to see him switch it up and get heemed in the 1st when I was pulling for him.
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Something to think about
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>>74438113
yeah ok
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>>74438130
You're missing a couple of L's there, lad.
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>>74438130
>JBJ 1 loss
such bullshit
also where is Khabib he's never lost a fight
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>>74437411
Thompson
KHALABEEB
Kelly
Vannata
Hunto but plz Overeem
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>>74438117
>he got knocked out
>it was because of the gameplan
>not because of his chin
>that's definitely how this works

Should Reem have been stand and banging?
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>>74437411
woodley
nurm
rashad
lando
reem
>>
Honestly I think Edgar vs Stephens should have been FOTN at 205. I just re-watched WB/woodley and most of it really isnt that exciting, mostly just cautious point fighting. WB surviving round 4 was cool, but Edgar survived almost getting finished in rnd 2 and the other two rounds were fast paced and full of action.
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>>74438130
still picking Khalabeeb
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>>74437411
Woodley
Tony
Kelly
Vannata
Overeem
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>>74438137
Just to put things in perspective, you're literally arguing that a professional cage fighter fighting out of a gym known for their meticulous gameplanning was staying away from his opponent because he's a big pussy
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>>74438158

You need to have at least 10 fights to be on that list lad.
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>>74437411
tyron
khabib
evans
banana
hunt

forgot pickpic
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>>74438158
I think that only includes people with 10 or more UFC fights. halabeeb only has 8
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>>74437411
Thompson via dec
Ferg via split dec
Kelly(wgaf) because rashad is old and black
Lando "Groovy" Calrissian
Hunt via breaking glass
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>>74437411
Woodley by blacksplosion
Khabib by mugging
Kelly by son'ing
Teymur by underwears
Hunt by overhand right
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>>74438167
No, but you gameplan around your fighter. You can't just place it all on his chin. You adjust when you know something might not hold up.

I mean, did he really expect to avoid Stipe's strikes for 25 straight minutes?

>>74438195
>because he's a big pussy
I'm not saying that at all, stop your hyperbolic bullshit because I quite like Overeem. You can disagree with me but don't talk literal shit
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>still picking Thompson
>>
Notice I have a 100% pick-rate la
>>
>>74438202
>>74438214
Fair enough
Looks like he'll never make the list after his two Ls from Tony and MacGibbon
>>
>>74438227
>No, but you gameplan around your fighter. You can't just place it all on his chin.

I don't see why not.

What else *should* Reem have been doing, beyond not going for a submission over ground and pound? Where was the gameplan deficient?

Sometimes you just meet an opponent who is better than you are and it doesn't matter how you gameplan, you will lose. That doesn't mean that your gameplan is deficient; it means that you are deficient.
>>
>>74438263
I hope you're right paddy, would make me a rich man
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>submitting your picks before seeing Robin Black's
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>>74438263

Proof?
>>
>>74438227
Select quotes from you
>He was terrified.
>Running obviously worked out pretty well seeing as he got caught and KO'd in one punch while looking like a pussy. Pretty sure Jackson-wink don't teach you to run around the octagon mate.
>...then ran away from him

Is this one of those times when you started off thinking you're a top troll but you got sucked into an actual argument and now you can't bow out without looking silly?
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>submitting picks before ceremonial weigh-ins to see who's shook and who isn't
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>>74438287
>He picked bj penn
>>
>>74438291
I'm not showing you mate
>>
>>74438174
I watched it again for the first time since it happend and you're right. I was really surprised how boring it was. I remember being so excited while it was happening
>>
lads these are the only times I'm happy anymore, when embeddeds are coming out and fight week is happening

Thanks for the memories lads, let's make it a good weekend
>>
>>74438287
Coke man already did the snackbar v wickjohn breakdown. He's picking the dagestani.
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>>74438302
>Khabib's daddy isn't here

Tony wins

Thank you Trump
>>
>>74438287
>picked BJ Penn
>picked Travis Browne
>picked Holm
>picked Brunson

kek
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>>74438297
that was me kiddo, and I meant every word
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>Teymur is +200

This is absurd.
>>
>>74438345

Is Robin Black Australian rondasperg? :)
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>>74438374
>Mirsad Bektic -620
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>>74438297
>>74437907
I'm a different anon, I didn't say any of that shit. This is a public imageboard y'know lad, people can chime in to a conversation

And please don't do that thing where you respond saying "oh sure you're a different person lol", it's retarded.

>>74438273
I don't buy that. I'm not proposing I know a better gameplan and even I'll admit my desire to see Overeem actually stand and bang with Stipe a bit more instead of run could have ended disastrously too, but the gameplan they did have just didn't work out all that well I think.

Running away from Stipe for 25 minutes isn't an easy task, at some point you'll get caught if you're trying to somewhat avoid confrontation within the small confines of an Octagon.
>>
>>74438397
Bektic is unironically that good compared to Elkins. I'd say he's still worth putting money on there. Teymur is a very, very good fundamentally sound striker who could absolutely knock Lando out. This should be a pickem.
>>
>>74438345
He picked Arlovski too over Ngannou which I found sort of weird. I like him though
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>>74438399
No I believe you. Sorry lad.
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Whatch you call me? Hey you! Come here!
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>>74438426

He picked Arlovski and BJ cause they're his friends. He even says this.
>>
late night heem so comfy
>>
>>74438452

You think you can just make me me call myself a bitch and I'd let you get away with it?
>>
>>74438476
I wish they would let me over there so I could call myself a bitch in front of your fucking face Jon
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>>74438452
>making the black guy call himself bitch for weeks

oh those muslim hijinks!
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>>74438429
It's cool famalam
>>
kalabeeb's growing on me

if only he wasn't muslim
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>>74438512
You'll be visiting your local imam in no time.
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>>74438537
australia burns down mosques
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>>74437411
Thompson
Ferguson
Evans
Vannata
Hunt
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>>74438512

Why do you care so much?
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Keep checking UFC's Youtube page for new 209 stuff desu
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>>74438604
Why are Ross Pearson's big brothers fighting?
>>
>>74438643
lel
>>
>>74438345
>rondasperg
>>
>>74438710
When you're right 85% of the time, you're wrong 15% of the time.
>>
I just now rewatched Woodley vs Thompson and Honestly, round 5 was steven's best round. He landed more strike than he did in any other round, and he countered Woodley most effectively. I think taking Tyron's best and surviving actually did boost his confidence in a way that affected his will to fight. In rounds 1 2 and 3 he seemed so skittish, like he was more ready to retreat than he was to attack. I think the pressure of his first title fight on the biggest stage in mma history really effected him. If he comes in with more confidence and fluidity, I think he could easily take a decision

P.S. Bruce buffer stopped reading the decision at first, to go out and consult the judges, and then when he came back in, HE STILL GOT IT WRONG. Come on Bruce...
>>
NEXT

>>74438763
>>74438763
>>74438763
>>74438763
>>74438763
>>74438763
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>>74435046
Meh I like Tyrone apart from his race card shenanigans. If he wins I will drink a nice cold bottle of mnt dew
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>>74437411
Woodley
Khabib
Evans
Teymur
Hunto
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