/hoc/ "master race" edition

>rags

>>74432081
Good choice of pic. Everyone should know that Laine might be swedish, since that pic is taken in Sweden

FIRST OFF
FUCK YOUR BITCH AND THE CLIQCUE YOU CLAIM
WEST SIDE
WHEN WE RIDE
COME EQIPPED WITH GAME
YOU CLAIM TO BE A PLAYER BUT I FUCKED YOUR WIFE
WE BLOSSOM BAD BOYS NIGGAS FUCK FOR LIFE

Someone post Laine's facebook posts :D

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How may I assist you?

>>74432110
EPIC MEME

>>74432101
This is a very good and very IMPORTANT post that all of /hoc/ needs to read.

>>74432110
At least he can do something unlike some other Finnish bust :^)

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>Washington unironically traded their future for another player past his prime

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>Granlund single-handedly beat a quartet of Kings earning a collective $35.45 million for a highlight-reel, 20th goal of the season.

>getting rekt by a 25 year old finnish manlet

What did the kangz mean by this?

>>74432101
how can you be so sure?
everything in this picture is american

>>74432119
Thank you, I appreciate the support

>>74432101
>Laine might be Swedish

Didn't you already steal one of the Finns' top prospect?

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>>74432106
>NIGGAS FUCK FOR LIFE
Like how geese mate for life. I very much doubt that claim is accurate.

>>74432150
other way around. all top "finns" are stolen

aho, for example, is fennoswede. read SWEDISH

>>74432130
>Ottawa unironically traded their future for another player past his prime

>>74432166
>Ottawa had a future

What did he mean by this?

>>74432157
there is a difference between "fuck" and "staying with a prtner".


off to grandma's birthday party, she turns 90!

>>74432130
I will never not be mad about that trade. Fuck George McPhee for trying to save his job. That faggot never once put a decent team around Ovi and I hope Vegas never sniffs the playoffs and hes out of a job again.

>>74432133
https://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%A4rntorget,_Stockholm

https://www.google.se/maps/place/J%C3%A4rntorget,+111+29+Stockholm/@59.3227415,18.0730668,3a,75y,132.82h,89.08t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sKXfIitfNC_X7IOS4solP7Q!2e0!6s%2F%2Fgeo2.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fpanoid%3DKXfIitfNC_X7IOS4solP7Q%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D282.22104%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i13312!8i6656!4m5!3m4!1s0x465f77e2d7013675:0x98ddb4e8aa65b677!8m2!3d59.3227766!4d18.0733811

>>74432150
No, but they stole Pulju. Probably stole Granlund too

>>74432130
>Wild and Capitals beefing up for Stan Lee run
>Atleast one team will choke in incredible fashion

Who will have the biggest fall? Will they both choke again.

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>>74432166
>Trading for the corpse of Alex Burrows while giving away a B prospect
Really makes the neurons fire

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>>74432132

>>74432198
Choke off final, book it.

>>74432198
>meet in finals
>one will have to choke

>>74432198
Both because it's going to be a rematch of last year

>>74432197
remind me never to play you in geoguessr

>>74432164
No he's not. Wtf are talking about?

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>>74432206
>implying anyone is going to read the thread with 520+ posts

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Where are my trades... where are my TRAAAAAAAADES!

>>74432209
>>74432214
>implying wild will beat the Hawks
>Implying Capitals will make it past the 2nd round.

>>74432239
Try reddit

>>74432205
Is Benning elite?

>>74432256
i'll trade you to reddit for a bag of pucks + future considerations (more bags of pucks if you stay there forever)

>>74432226
Fuck off and start mentally preparing for your inevitable 2nd round exit

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>>74432223
Yeeeaah, I'll remind you. Sure thing.. :)

>>74432269
he traded for the wrong granbust

>>74432270
Literally no one likes you
How do you deal with that on a daily basis?

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>>74432272
Spent my whole sports watching career doing that friend.

>>74432270
P O S T B U T T

>>74432164
>aho
>fennoswede

nigga you kray

>he cares about countries other than the 3 most influential and most powerful countries on the planet (Canada/Russia/China)

>>74432285
There is no right granlund

>>74432110
>taking the how may I assist you post from the marner a cute guy

Rude

>>74432323
It's pathetic not rude. Coilers fags can't think for themselves.

>>74432110
>Laine has more 30 goal seasons than Coller McBroken

Is McDavid a bust?

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>>74432316
>China
>China
>China

>>74432355
He can rack up secondary assists with the best of 'em

>>74432323
you could say he's a secondary how may i assist you poster

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>>74432360
NHL might expand into China soon.

Once Chinese blood mixes with USA blood, ChinaSA will be the global producers of top prospects and good hockey. (Mexibusts can get BTFO)

Bought parts for a new computer today, lads. All ready for split-screen playoff watching and /hoc/ shitposting.

>>74432372
>Secondary assists

Why do people care about irrelevant advanced stats?

>>74432164
>>74432225
>>74432307
>there are 1031 Aho's in Sweden
>there are 7607 Aho's in Finland
>8638 in total
>there is a 13.5% chance that he's swedish
Makes me think...

>>74432399
Gretzky dubs confirm Aho is swedish

Finns aren't mongols.

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Don't mind me, just posting the ONLY reason the Ducks are in a playoff position right now

What will the Finns do when the Jest miss the playoffs and the Mild lose in the first round?

Kill themselves, I imagine.

>>74432407
Take your uralic language and go back to Siberia

>>74432411
That's not Carlyle.

>there are 2599 Granlund's in Sweden
>there are 1255 Granlund's in Finland
>3854 in total
>there is a 67.5% chance that Granlund is swedish
VERY interesting!

>>74432402
Great observation, Canada!

>hoc thread full of hypotheticals
Love these when the btfo rolls around

>>74432434
Best be joking m8

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>mfw bitch boy austin pigsnout doesn't have three hat tricks

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>>74432421
>Kill themselves, I imagine.
That was always in the works, desu

>>74432443
>27 goals with goalies in the net

kek

>>74432446
Old statistics.

>>74432443
what kind of player peaks in their first game?

>>74432446
>Greece this low with the denbts

What did they mean by this?

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There are allegedly 6.5million Finns on the planet. That is out of 7.125 billion humans. That means Finns make up roughly 0.0912% of the planet.

Thats not 9%, thats point zero nine percent, thats less than a tenth of a percent.

To put it another way 99% of the planet are not Finns. How do we know this? Government censuses.

Now the best government cencuses have a margin of error of about 1%. So Finns make up 0.0912% plus or minus 1%.

In Conclusion there is a 50/50 chance Finland does not exist.

>>74432483
Weird how he has the same number of goals as the next Ovechkin with zero empty netters.

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>there are 7 swedes who have "Hockey" as their surname

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>>74432461
>>74432488
Holy shit Lithuania

Barkov is the best finnish player atm.

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>>74432443
>mfw Mongol Laine has never scored 4 goals in a single game

who here /nyr/?

>>74432525
trying to claim russians as your own now?

you people are fucking disgusting

>>74432524
finland has to step it up

Non-empty-net goals and first assists:

Matthews: 46
Laine: 39

>>74432534
>196 cm
> Blonde hair
>Blue eyes

>mongol

I don't think so

>>74432524
always wondered about hungary. even the bozgors here dont off themselves that often.

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>his team doesn't have a player with 70 points
Lmao, why even live?

>>74432534
Laine was a goaler until 6 years ago and he's already better than butthews who has skated forward his whole life lmao

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>Fehr put on waivers
>Daley placed on LTIR

Holy fuck Duchene to the Pens is actually happening somebody fucking stop it!

>>74432546
He plays for Finnish national team.

>>74432524
>grease that low
How do we fix this, /hoc/?

>>74432569
>Duchene
>Not Landaskog

What would Pongs do with Duchene? 3rd line Center?

>>74432563
And we all know that ages 5-12 is when the most important hockey development occurs.

>>74432508
>generational talent cant score a free gwg

If Fennosweeds are swedish, then french canadians are french.

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>>74432590
Know who can score free GWG though?

>>74432558
Wew lad Mcmeme is ugly as shit, Eberle looks like more of a franchise player somehow

>be Laine fan
>nothing better to do than make loud autistic screeches and sniff glue

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>>74432606
>he thinks Canadians want to claim frogs

>Matthews plays the entire season on the third line with a children's book author and a revolving door of other rookies
>scores more goals than """"""The Next Ovechkin"""""""
>out-plays """"the best Finn since rookie-year-peaker Teemu Salami"""""
>singlehandedly destroys the one-man """""""Finnish Golden Generation""""""

>>74432622
I was led to believe size trumps all. Strange that Dubois has busted so hard then hmm really niggles my neuronal network

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well played caps well played...

HOWEVER

can I be Canada's and USA's friend even though I'm a Finn?

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>>74432615
THIS!
Laine fans are disgusting southerner scum.

Pulju fans on the other hand... they are sophisticated northerners.
Where my Pulju-bros at?

>>74432629
His icetime has been top on the team among forwards btw

Bozak line is the 3Rd line

>>74432644
yes, but dont expect all these flags to appreciate your nuances finnbro

>>74432657
stay positive my bulju friend thumps up :))

Carolina HurricanesVerifierat konto @NHLCanes 2 timför 2 timmar sedan
Mer
The #Sens third-rounder gives the #Canes seven picks in the first three rounds of the 2017 NHL Draft. #Redvolution

>>74432644
Sure. Just gonna need you to give my team a good prospect from this year's draft. Who can you offer me in the 15-22 range?

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>>74432677
not him but

EELI TOLVANEN
the next teemu selänne

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>mfw winnishit misses the ploffs by 2 points
>mfw it will literally have been laine's fault for that own goal
the future is bright lads

>>74432690
I hadn't even considered that possibility.

Fantastic post.

>>74432690
What is your team now, saltlanta bro?

>>74432569
No bro, Sakic wants dmen. Habs are moving Beaulieu for Duchene that's why they got the lesser Benn to take his place

>>74432686
Teemu pulkkinen-tier player.

>>74432705
>Implying Sakic will accept anyone other than Sergachev

Good luck Pierre

>>74432686
>Worse stats than a player in his draft-1 year

Bust

>>74432673
Yeah that's exactly what they need more fucking picks.

>>74432705
Jims gonna trade Maatta and Pouliot for Duchene. Thats why they got Hainsey earlier, to replace the Gross Finn.

Olli Juolevi will be the next Lidström.

>>74432721
Oh he'll take Juulsen. That was just Sakic's brilliant """bluffing"""

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>>74432834
Please god

>>74432834
is he considered part of the GG?

>>74432834
Why do finns keep doing this? Claiming things that everyone knows won't happen.

>>74432915
Yes

>>74432893
>>74432915
>>74432928
He is just fucking around.
Juolevi is a confirmed 95% bust.
His ceiling is second pairing dman.

t. pro scout who has never seen him play

>>74432928
you gotta dream big to make a mark in this crazy world

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>>74432947
He'll be a powerplay nigger

>>74432703
Debbies desu. Was a fan before I moved down to fatlanta so it all worked out especially with Kovy. I also like perds and canes because you could get their games on cable.

But really I support whoever is playing the jest on any given night.

>>74432953
It's fine if you're were dreaming about your own success. But that's not what is happening here. Finns are dreaming about other peoples success. And since they can't influence them by dreaming big about them on 4chan, I don't see the reason

>>74433030
I'm just glad that finland has finally started to produce world class talents like juolevi. And why i can't be happy about other people success?

>>74433084
I'm not saying you can't be happy about other people's success. But that wasn't what the post was about. That poster was happy about what he(?) was dreaming that Joulevi would become, even though it should be obvious to anyone that he won't. That just seems like a very unsustainable way of reaching happiness.

2BH didn't know the >rags still had picks this century to use to overpay for meme players

>>74432657
>pampere
>south
pls go

WHERE ARE MY TRADE NEWS MOTHERFUCKERS

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>americans have to keept their eggs in the fridge because they chlorinate the eggs, which removes a protective layer
Makes me think

Would /hoc/ be mad if Landethug got to lift the cup with the pens this summer?

>>74433230
>repeating
Yeah I'm sure that will happen

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>>74433230
yes

landeskog deserves his place in the avs even though the avs don't deserve him

>>74433230
No. Good thing I don't have to worry about it

>>74433230
I want the Pongs to repeat because it would BTFO Chicago's """""""""dynasty""""""""

>>74433278
>Cheaters

Is it impossible to even have close to a Dynasty without cheating in sports today?

>>74433278
Nobody thinks chiraq has a dynasty

>>74433242
It's about time ;^)

>>74433258
I don't know if that's meant to be a compliment or an insult tbf

>>74433275
:(

>>74433278
I very much understand this post

>>74433298
Chiraq's 2.3 fans does

>>74433301
Wait, yes I would be mad. Glad it's not gonna happen

>>74432581
he plays wing a lot

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>>74433301
>Sweden is also a Pongsbro

I knew I liked Sweden for some reason

>>74433311
Well, I can't argue with those digits

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>>74433301
it's an insult

But I really like his hair, though.

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Penguins desu

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>>74433355
bill

>>74433332
Sorry, I'm not. I'm just memeing around because Landthug seems to be a trigger around here.
It's a good card to pull out if you need some (you)s

>>74433338
Fair enough, I'll take that :)

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>>74433366
BILL

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>still thiccsby posting

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>bye week is over in 6 hours
>tfw going to get a nice little sleep before the game
>tfw comfy early morning game

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>>74433391
*throws butt at you*

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>>74433378
B I L L
I
L
L

>>74433401
>Crosgods Thicc butt so good others players wanna rub their own on it

>>74433394
Enjoy >your loss, lad. We've all been there.

Victor Mete is literally better than Juolevi lol

>>74433425
Yes, but Mete is a midget and his game most likely won't translate well into pro leagues

>>74433444
wasnt saying it as a compliment to mete, theyre both busts but one was drafted 5th overall

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>>74433419
they think this would just rub off on them

>>74433460
How firm you think it is?

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>>74433479
don't be gay

>>74432488
People without shame or remorse tend not to kill themselves

>>74433460
pls, my penis can only get so erect

>>74433488
>Kane dubs
>Telling someone to not be gay

Ironic

Does Crosby get ass implants?

>Why do finns keep doing this? Claiming things that everyone knows won't happen.

So, finns do such claims often? I haven't seen a finn do such a big claims here. I think you are generalizing now.

>That poster was happy about what he(?) was dreaming that Joulevi would become, even though it should be obvious to anyone that he won't. That just seems like a very unsustainable way of reaching happiness.

Now you are overanalyzing things. My post was meant to be humorous.

And even if i was serious about that post:( Juolevi=Lidström) Do you think Finns do only such statements so we could feel happier and better about ourselves?

>>74433422
Thanks

>losing to Poocouver
Oh well, that's a problem for a later me

>>74433541
>his team will lose and be infected with mumps

Oh good lord

>tfw no more games left vs hongcouver

Feels good lads

>Asked what message he is sending to his team, Dorion said: "I'm sending the message: Win."

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>>74433566
Fuck, I had forgot that they were the mumps team

>>74433598
what a clown

>mumpspuck

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>Dorion thanked owner Eugene Melnyk for giving him the blessing to add these players. Club took on extra payroll. #Sens

>>74433746
Why would they waste payroll and a good young player like dahlen on fucking Burrows? I mean I have no problem with them trading dahlen but Burrows? You're telling me you couldn't have gotten someone better than fucking Burrows? Burrows? BURROWS?

>tfw have to work and dont get to see Shattenkirk shit on the Rags

>>74433793
ahem, star player burrows. experienced playoff man burrows.
nhl players aint free. the snes playoffs success got to be litterd with the blood of prospects

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>>74433793
Apparently they are going """""""all in""""""" to keep Karlsson happy. How picking up third liners achieves that is beyond me.

>>74433856
>>74433889
>there are people who unironically believe the Atlantic division isnt just playing to be the tune up team for Metro champs Stan Lee final.

Literally just the Metropoliton punching bag

ALEX BURROWS

snes confirmed 2nd round this year

>>74433914
To be fair, the Atlantic division could be a pretty easy trip to the conference finals if one team actually starts playing well.

That being said it's hard to imagine anyone beating Pittsburgh, or a Washinton team that managed to somehow get past them.

>>74433965
>Pongs repeat

Will Hawks fans be on suicide watch?

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>>74433997
>wanting yinzers to shit this place up

>@mattsekeres
>My understanding is Jannik Hansen will not accept a trade to @CanadiensMTL. Perhaps another eastern market, but not the #Habs.

lmao jim benning is already going to get fleeced, having his options limited just makes it worse

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>>74434012
>He doesnt want Crosby booty pics all layoffs

>>74434022
>Benning
>Getting fleeced

Stop living in 2016

https://twitter.com/AndyGraz_SNY/status/836644643118977026

islels have a good offer for duchene, but sakic is stalling
ruh roh

>>74434122
how can to people be so UGLY

>Only 2 Finns have ever had a Point per game or over

Why doesnt finland just kill themselves?

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>>74434022
>but not the #Habs.

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>>74434106
Probably waiting on Montreal to give up that king's ransom

I don't care what the Bargainbin gives up as long he can get us Duchene AND Greer

>>74434181
who cares about another 3rd liner loser >we've got enough of those

>>74434200
fix your hair sakic
and take beaulieu + juulsen + desh + a pick ok?

>>74434200
Wew age really did a number on ol' Burnaby Joe

>>74434246
Hello, this is Joe Sakic. Yes, I shitpost on /hoc/, get over it.

Your deal is pathetic, and very insulting. Matt Duchene is better than any forward you have.

I will accept a package of Sergachev + Juulsen + Fucale + Your first overall pick in 2018.

Thank you.

>>74434246
>cap dump
>going the other way in a duchene trade

You'll be adding another 1st in that case Claude

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>>74434246
>Y-yeah i guess we h-have a deal...
>M-my hair? Oh r-right...

I guess all that Mari-Ju-Ana finally got to his brain and hair.

>>74434262
>Fucale
>he's retarded enough to think an ECHL goalie needs to be included

>>74433566
>>74433648
Getting the mumps might make the wings a better team desu.

>>74434278
>Habs have no other goalie prospects
>Literally gonna be fucked when they cant afford to resign Price

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>74433219
>legion of doom

more like legion of eclaires, lamao

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>>74434296
We can afford him.

Now if he wants to is another thing.

>>74434296
If he signs with an American team will Jim Hughson still relentlessly mouthwash his balls?

>>74434296
McNiven, Lindgren and perhaps even Hawkey are better goaltending prospects than Fucale.

Although for most goalies if the expectation is that they'll have to carry the same load Price has, it'll be 2015-2016 every year

tavares for duchene

>>74434371
kek

>>74434313
>We can afford him

Then youll lose Pacioretty. So either way Habs are fucked. Either are gonna want 7+million. Price likely 9.5

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>>74434375
>it's almost the 3 year anniversary of that tweet

>>74434376
nah we just have to ditch Markov and Emelin and we got the place to sign Radulov, Galchenyuk, Patches and Price

I would not be against trading Price if we can't win it soon enough tho

>>74434403
>Patches

is this the gayest nickname in hockey? especially if you imagine it coming from a frog
>pahchizz

>>74434403
Price is the only reason the Habs aren't a lottery team.

>>74434424
>n-nuh we have depth!
>misses playoffs without price
el em ay oh

>>74434420
shawzy is probably worse

>>74434376
decrepit players like desharnais and plekanec are leaving next year. that's like 12.5 mil right there for those two losers
markov is gonna be negotiated down because he has at most one season left in him
same for emelin... probably

lots of key players need to be signed though. it is worrying.

reeee quit stalling rutherford and close the deals

>>74434441
whoops looks like desharnais has a 3.5 mil cap hit. I don't know where I got 6 from
still yeah, this team is in trouble in the next few years. good thing we got rid of subban's 9mil, but then again he shouldn't have been signed for 9mil

>>74434432
>team can't score
>"I wouldn't be against trading the best goalie in the world"

Monreal Frogs are this dumb

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I think the Riv's have a shot this year

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>>74434441
>both Emelin and Plekanec claimed in expansion draft

>>74434457
Yeah, Weber 8 million for the next 9 years is a lot better than Subban's contract.

>>74434488
At least Weber has that shot, big body and leadership!
Right?

>>74434467
Price moving would imply a full-rebound which won't happen because >lmaoo you cant tank in montreal

>>74434488
it's good we traded #lockerroomcancer for #character

>>74434497
rebuild*

In all seriousness, will the Weber for Subban trade be remembered as a fair deal or who will be considered to have gotten the best deal?

>>74434485
I'd miss emelin's hip checks a lot

>>74434527
Nashville

/hoc/ initially thought it was the other way around, par for the course this place gets everything wrong lol

>>74434527
Nashville got the upper hand by far

Weber will be done in 3 years max

Subban will go on mayeb win them a cup or get traded for mad assets

>>74434527
http://www.pksubbantracker.com/

frankly I'd say it a little in favor of montreal. not by much. mostly due to not having subban turn the puck over 20 times per game when trying triple tourniquets

>>74434527
Unless Subban's back cripples his play long-term, it's a win for Nashville.

Weber is better on the powerplay but if you don't have a PMD like Josi to pair with him he's miserable 5on5. And even then he wasn't fantastic in Nashville especially in the playoffs.

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>>74432192

I remember when Ted Leonsis declared you faggots "have arrived" in 2011 even before the playoffs. You will always choke.

>team doesnt play until 10:30
>no other hokkei games til 7

What should I do until then lads

>>74434562
fap furiously

>>74434560
>especially in the playoffs.
Also, in contrast Subban has been the exact opposite. Especially if you believe in advanced stats he was >our best player against some pretty scary Boston teams.

>>74434554
>http://www.pksubbantracker.com/

To be fair Pk missed 3 weeks due to injury and plays on the second pariring

He's not worth the 9 million but who is

>Vanpooper playoff odds

Lmfao go Oilers

https://m.liveleak.com/view?i=a38_1488299676

>>74434590
I remember before his injury, subban was at -20 and weber at +200. of course weber had a stellar start and he's scaled down now. it looks more even and I think it is in many ways. it seems more like an offense vs. pp + defense trade

but who knows what the impact of the #intangibles are...

>>74434590
Paying PK Subban 9 million until he's 33 is so much better than paying Shea Weber 8 million until he's 41.

>>74434663
weber has the ability to be a leader on and off the ice.
Subban is too cocky and not level headed enough to be a leader.
He won't get far in the playoffs for years and this will either make him more humbled or more of a dick. I would say its a 30/70 split.

>>74434758
Some D-men can play at top level in old age, Chelios is a good example of a guy who still maintained his ability.
In the modern NHL though, you have to be young or smart.

>>74434794
Chris Chelios put up 19 points in 66 games with the Red Wings in his age 41 season. Is that worth 8 million to you?

The Weber deal is fine for now, he's still a good defensemen. But his contract is going to look like one of the worst in the NHL in 4 or 5 years.

>>74434794
but who really knows how good weber's leadership abilities are. things like that are subtle. more subtle than say, the crazy energy radulov brings to the team. who knows how subban's attitude is when times get hard, maybe he's a major dick and maybe he tries to boss people around. who knows really

O M A H A WHEN?

>>74434860
N E V E R
E
V
E
R

>>74434828
>using points to rate a defenseman
The season before he had a plus/minus of 40
Only an idiot rates a defenseman by how many points he gets.
Chelios was never a big point scorer when he played with the wings.
Also, consider when he was 41 he was playing on one of the most stacked teams.
If the cap gets raised (which it should) then the team won't have any issues.

>>74434848
his teammates and the organizations.

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>>74434794
Weber is not Al MacInnis as much i would like him to be.

And the game is getting so fast nowadays, in 5 years Weber will be like Markov getting walked by everytime.

>>74434848
My bet is that Subban got frustrated with the way the team played (disheartened) without Price

He kept trying his hardest as usual, can't say that for the rest of the team. That probably killed the chemistry (thus the turnovers) that season

>>74432092
You should have your citizenship revoked for posting this trash

>>74434860
What state is omaha in? i literally have no idea lol

>>74434924
Nebraska.

>>74434916
My bet is the management got fed up with his aggressive attitude with the media

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Fluery+Maatta for Trouba right fucking now please.

>>74434562
Prepare yourself for the bootyblasting they're going to take from the Shorks
Or face Mecca and pray

>>74434941
What an awful trade for the jets

>>74434562
get drunk and shitpost

>>74434933
This.
Subban has always had issues with the media, he was the Kessel of Montreal.
New York, Montreal, and Toronto have some of the most difficult and critical medias.

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>>74434954
I'll throw in one of our undersized meme forwards, how bout it?

>>74434916
probably like when cammalleri said his teammates had a losing mentality and drew a mental line in the sand between himself and the rest of the team

>>74434933
I don't remember anything crazy. apart from the usual "we don't play as well as we should". anything particular that comes to mind?

>>74434941
Swap Fleury for Jarry

>>74434983
Nobody wants your Crosbybabies Jim.

>you now remember that Fleury was a first overall pick in a draft that had Eric Staal, Ryan Suter, Jeff Carter, Brent Burns, Zack Parise, Corey Perry, Shea Weber and Corey Crawford.
Really makes you think

Justin Spiro @DarkoStateNews
Source: No lack of suitors for Tomas Vanek. Wings currently asking for two 1st round picks or a 1st and two 2nds, plus a mid-level prospect.

wongs are going IN with the picks jeez

>>74434924
Peyton Manning

>>74435027
>two firsts for Vanek

Kek

if the caps don't win the cup now then there's never going to be hope for ovi unless he's traded away to the hawks or pens

also what the fuck is going on with the stars? how is a team that stacked doing this badly

>>74435040
>implying they won't get it

>>74435018
And? He's a 2 time Stanley Cup winner will easily finish top 10 in all-time goalie wins.

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What happened lads? What went wrong?

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We done it again!

Now for the play offs

>>74435042
you know the answer already
>finnish goaltending

as a bonus
>0 d

>>74435042
F I N N I S H
G O A L T E N D I N G

how funny would it be if the islanders trade for duchene and beat the laffs for the 2nd wildcard after they threw away a 2nd rounder on a rental?

>>74435045
>bloos didn't get two firsts for shatty
>wongs will get two firsts for vanek
if this happens i might actually kill myself

>>74435058
>we
What part of Braehead you from

>>74435042
>He thinks Finnish goaltending is just a meme

>>74435047
>taking a goalie who has never posted above a .920 sv % first overall and then saying it was a good pick
you're fucking retarded

>>74435042
They're pretty fucked going into this offseason. It's no wonder they're putting in all their chips now. Would be hilarious if they get swept in 6 in the 2nd round again.

>>74434848
Subban just seems like your typical loud mouth, cocky player. Don't get me wrong, he has the skill and ability to back up his attitude, but when he demands respect and nobody wants to give it to him because he's unwilling of returning it, than it becomes a bad situation. He was the best thing besides Price that Montreal had going for it for a long time, so he built up this idea in his head that he should be treated as royalty. But the team didn't want that kind of dynamic. Weber is a veteran and seems more humble, allowing space for other teammates to take the spotlight.

>>74435018
>Eric Staal
Three teams in 3 years. Regressed terribly
>Ryan Suter
""""Core"""" dman on a choking team
>Jeff Carter
System babby
>Brent Burns
"Literally who" until 2 years ago
>Zack Parise
Underachiever. Regressed terribly
>Corey Perry
Getzlaf babby
>Shea Weber
Le big shot man
>Corey Crawford
System babby

Fluery has had a better career then literally all of them

>>74435042
Ovi doesn't deserve a cup tbf

>>74435073
I live 10 miles outside and I'm a season ticket holder

>>74434916
Depends on how he adapts his game. His defensive side could easily be fine but it will most likely come at sacrificing his offense.

>>74435080
He's played on a heavily offensive styled team his whole career.

>>74435087
Subban is a typical black Canadian from a well to do family. As soon as he succeeds in life he's arrogant as fuck about it. No different than if he got a masters degree.

>>74435080
oh, he did post a .921 last season but this season he has posted a .906

>>74435091
>implying fleury is not a system baby
wow
remember that time the pens signed vokun and he out performed Fleury

>>74435080
Pens system since he was drafted has always relied on forcing the other team to take few but generally high percentage shots. Fleury was absolutely instrumental in their '09 Cup run and the evidence backs that up.

>>74435096
I honestly hope Ovi and Lundpads both retire without a cup

>>74435115
>Fluery is a system babby
>On a team that has the most man games lost since his career began

Wew lad
He lost his job in the playoffs, not in the season.

>>74435096
he does, and so does tj oshie i m o. i can't say anyone else on their team does though, they choke every single season and rely far too much on ovechkin to score his way into winning games

holtby is a meme goaltender, his stats are inflated

>>74434941
You'd have to throw in a cnd pick incase Fluery doesn't resign there. Maatta's Finnish and coming from playing in Shittsburgh, so it's likely he sticks around in Winnipeg hoping to find a long term deal. Fluery would most likely want out of that city as soon as possible.

So maybe,

Fluery + Maatta + cnd 2nd rnd pick for Trouba.

>>74434954
Meh, Trouba probably won't stick around for long. The bad blood plus it being Winnipeg is enough for him to walk when he gets the chance.

>>74435115
vokun is a dragon priest bro wtf are u on about

>>74435127
What about Ovi makes you say that?

>>74435018
>taking a goalie first overall ever

I don't think you will ever see that again desu. Not even sure why they did it with Fleury.

>>74435125
Plus he only lost his job because of an injury and Murray emerging out of nowhere. Everyone thought Pens were done when he went down.

>>74435091
>tfw eric staal got out too late
he might've been a superstar if he was on any decent team but he just had to be stuck in the shithole known as carolina. its like just dick rash and columbus

>>74435116
>and the evidence backs this up
>.908
>pens win was the most controversial since 99
what did he mean by this?

>>74435138
I guess they wanted to keep on tanking.
That Good Ol' Nordiques trick almost got them relocated.

btw there is NO WAY the 2005 lottery wasn't rigged NO WAY

>>74435027
That's some serious delusion/greedy Jew type shit.

They literally signed Vanek for just this year. They should be glad if they even get just a 2nd rnd pick. This trading market is ridiculously over-priced. I'm surprised anybody is trading.

>>74435145
He won a cup in Carolina.

They had a decent team at the start of his career but he and Cam Ward regressed early for how good they were touted to be

>>74435128
Maatta already has a long term deal that would carry over.

>>74435042
They're not even that stacked. They barely have two solid lines, and their defense is shit. Plus, Finnish goaltending.

>>74435065
>threw away a 2nd rounder

Toronto has the most nhl ready prospects on entry level contracts in the league, "rentals" are exactly what they should be going for (which at boyle's salary and age, he very well could be on the team next year). Why would you keep loading up on prospects when you aren't even going to be able to pay the ones you have in 3 years?

>>74435139
I mean to Vokoun. He lost his job that playoffs because of the great meme series with Philly.

Funny how vokoun didnt start game 1 the next season though

>>74435065
It would be funnier if they trade the farm for a bust, then proceed to become a piece of shit team, eventually leading to a relocation.

>>74435163
its still throwing away a pick on a rental to achieve nothing, if the isles get duchene they are a lock for the 2nd WC

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>>74435058
>implying this year will be any different
keep dreaming, jock

>https://youtu.be/WU0kL7eq8TY

>>74435181
Wtf is that little babby cup? Sad!

>>74435157
Even better. Doesn't change that Fleury would walk.

>>74435181
But Nottingham won it last year.

Here mate why is Fitzgerald so scared of rosehill

>>74435151
>this salt
Reminder that they only had the chance to win the Crosby lottery because they lost the Ovi lottery the year before.

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This, my friends, is locker room cancer.

This right there is why Montreal couldn't win the cup last year

>>74435163
>>74435179
not to mention they have multiple 2nds next year as well

if the shorks old guys run out of gas their 2nd could end up pretty high too