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Schaub is God
>>74430470
is this the real thread?
>>74430483
rich piana would smash schwob
>>74430484
Yes, it is.
Mickey Gall
is bendin sweeb a good fighter
>>74430503
Name my band.
who is hyped for swanson-lobov
Fedor/Mitrione update.
>>74430470
>Tony Ferguson: "Khabib is a bully"
y tho
>>74430549
sambo mambo lingus
>>74430549
Smashing chickens
>>74430529
You are the biggest loser on /heem/
>>74430558
interesting
I'm the new John Wick
>>74430614
This is the stupidest, lamest meme I've ever seen forced.
>>74430620
>He doesn't know who said that
How casual are you exactly?
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
We have a saying back home.. if you're coming on
DONT SAY NUN' TUMMEH
>>74430628
What part of my post indicated that I didnt know who said it? Who said it is irrelevant. Whats lame and dumb is you making it your new thread catch phrase for the past 4 days.
Man youre dumb.
>>74430652
COME ON
>>74430652
Now THIS is a quality new thread gimmick
>>74430660
>not knowing who said it tho
Wew casual as FUCK
>>74430660
I'm the new John Wick.
>>74430633
>I'M NOT CRYING
>I'M JUST SOBER
What did he mean by this
Been eating like a pig, swear to god.
what your eyes
>>74430703
He is happy family man, sadly the same can't be said for Jonathan
>>74430704
>>>/taima/
>>74430652
based howard bringing the karate aspect back in jie jitsu
>>74430716
Even Royce Gracie couldn't handle it.
>>74430744
Such a beautiful man, bless his little heart
>>74430714
All Jonathan ever wanted was a son and God tests him by giving him four daughters instead
>>74430714
This is bait right here.
Are we pretending again Jon?
>>74430779
I thought he had 2 or 3 daughters. He has four? Wow.
>>74430788
I'm the biggest pussy you've ever met and I'll forever be your bitch? I'm gonna suck your dick forever, Jon?
>>74430788
What did he say ? I can't hear you Daniel
>>74430788
I miss press conferences
>>74430805
I love how Jon kept pretending like he didn't hear what he was saying and made him repeat it over and over again.
Literally the GOAT.
>>74430805
Four if I remember his visit at Rogan's correctly but I'm not sure
>>74430825
No it was pretty obvious Jon didnt have an earpiece so he could hear DC. Audio problems arent uncommon at ufc events.
>>74430805
>I'm gonna suck your dick forever, Jon?
leld
>>74430779
dat weak sperm
>>74430891
That's not what that means at all lol
>>74430840
It's the worst when deaf Dana needs to have question asked to him ten times before he can answer
>>74430652
Quality meme
>>74430905
I like when Dana's just pretending he can't hear/understand and he makes that confused face while the other reporters tell him.
I miss post fight ppv press conferences.
>>74430945
No more Uncle Dana post fight scrums, why live
Alright who has the first question
>>74430969
What's the next move for Machida after such a devastating loss?
>>74430524
He was decent, I mean he fucked up Cro-Cop so that's pretty strong
>>74430986
>He was decent
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>74430986
Cro chops was always injured dude, guy had alot of miles on him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU0LxV9PpCM
ITS OUT GOYS
ps im the casual croat
not the one thats posting all the time
reminder that ARTEM is headlining a card ahead of Maia vs Masvidal
>>74431030
No Fuck'n way...
>>74431030
They'll let anyone headline a fight night.
>>74430614
I think he watched John wick the night before the conversation.
baba yega's going to outwork kebab though
>>74431045
>men calling themselves Baba Yaga
kek
>Tfw 2 of your boys are fighting
This is the worst feel ever. I hope it ends a majority draw. Tony Ferguson has been my low-key boy for a long time.
i thought posting the mcbedded gets you a lot of (you)'s
boy was i wrong
Lawler vs Diaz 2 confirmed?????????
>>74431057
uncanny resemblance t b h
>>74431016
Thanks
Good stuff
>>74431132
are russkies cheering for khebab?
>>74431000
He was decent. Not good, not bad, average.
He beat 2/3 of the top Pride guys and his losses are top fighters.
>>74431009
Yeah that's true, his style isn't really suited to UFC either. Happy for him winning that grand prix though
>>74431106
Yeah mate, it's Wonderboy vs Rory all over again.
>>74431139
Americans and soccer situation. His posse is nothing but straight up criminals.
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/1/5/14177464/ufcs-artem-lobov-gives-details-on-fellow-russian-fighters-assassination-attempt
>>74431108
You need to paste link few times in your post
and write something in caps
>>74430652
>On December 22, 2009 Howard was charged with two counts of attempted murder, two counts of assault with a weapon, attempted breaking and entering, failure to remain, flight from police, dangerous operation of a motor vehicle, mischief and two counts breach of recognizance after being captured by police.
>The events leading to said arrest include attacking his sister and nephew with a hammer, attempting to force his way into his estranged wife's home, and finally crashing his car into the Fallsview Casino.[3] In the end, Harold was sentenced to just shy of five years in prison.
>>74431141
He was so bad his friend had to beg him to retire.
>>74431173
He should be on the TUF comeback season
>>74431166
lemme do it again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU0LxV9PpCM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU0LxV9PpCM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU0LxV9PpCM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU0LxV9PpCM
GOYS THE NEW MCBEDDED IS OUT
CONOR IS FIGHTING KHABOB AND TONY AT THE SAME TIME
>>74431016
That frisbee golf looks fun and Wonderboy is never going to be a champ, he hardly does any training in all of his embeddeds
Gotta my mandatory slice of the day
>>74430579
because he makes Fergie quiver in fear by confronting him uncomfortable truths
>>74431189
A least have him on an episode of Where are they now
>>74431198
Reminder that if you are British and aren't supporting Kahbib, you should immediately leave our country.
>>74431154
bruh
i guess thats how dagestani do things
thanks for sharing
i actually thought he was a nice guy
>>74431173
>mischief
what the fuck, was he pebbling windows or something too?
>>74431030
are you fucking serious
So Maia-Masvidal, essentially a title eliminator fight is going to be 3 rounds, but Swanson vs fucking Artem is going to be 5?
I don't believe this
>>74431030
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/demian-maia-vs-jorge-masvidal-targeted-for-nashvilles-ufc-fight-night-108-headliner
you lied to me
>>74431198
Mate.. I bet 20 quid on him to win by decision, guess I'm not getting that money back any time soon.
lads this is some serious autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aocerFfbWJg&feature=youtu.be&t=48
>>74431198
>>74431173
> breach of recognizance
What is that ?
>>74431030
Artem is a draw
>>74431198
>STIOPIC YOU TAKIN ERRYTHANG I WOK FO MOTHAFUCKA, IMMA FIGHT YO ASS
>>74431259
anyone wants to form a similar club in London?
>>74431220
Reminder that British isn't a thing, and anyone that calls themselves british living in England should be deported immediately.
>>74431309
t. Nigel
>>74431259
Khabib time Bismillah
>>74431197
There's Frolf places everywhere where I live and it's primarily used by stoners.
>>74431259
someone send this to homeland security and ICE
I'm the new Obi Wan Shinobi
>>74431320
t. Goatfucker
Drink a pint and eat a bacon sarnie ya cunt.
You aren't '''British'''.
>>74431359
>>74431359
Unfortunately you can't speak like this on /heem/
>>74431376
>>74431376
Goatfuckers btfo
>>74431376
*takes you down*
*breaks your arm*
Dominick Cruz is still my boy
>>74430549
The Suicide Bombers
>>74431016
Tony sleeping at the New York New York hotel is surprising. It's a cheap cardboard hotel in Vegas. They could have got him a room at the Wynn or the Palms
>>74431197
They don't want to reveal his secret training plan
Meeting with Bisping fans.
>>74431197
>he hardly does any training in all of his embeddeds
t(dot)casual
>>74431197
>he hardly does any training in all of his embeddeds
stay worked, mark
>>74431396
*takes you down*
*You explode*
>>74431431
I'm a Bispingfan and I'm not retarded
>>74431431
>Mocking people who can't defend themselves.
You're lame boy, Yoel would 3rd round you if you said something like that in front of him
>>74431202
>that outfit
>man purse
I feel like im being subtlety converted /heem/
inshallah
>>74431439
>>>/asp/ mandrama boy
>>74431451
I agree
but I also think they shouldn't have made it past the rocks.
>>74431458
>>man purse
it's a satchel bro
>>74431444
>American Bisping fan
It's treason, then
49-1
>>74431431
Of course russians would be low enough to make fun of the disabled, new sanctions are necessary to cleanse you degenerates
>>74431493
26-0
What a loser.
21-5
>>74431244
I'm not anon. Cub has signed on for 5 rounds and probably wouldn't have taken the fight otherwise. He was sperging out on twitter over the Maia headline rumours
Wonderboy is insane, eating pizza, playing frisbee golf and teaching kids as preparation for his title. How good would he be if he tried?
When was the last time an unranked fighter(Artem) headlined a card?
>>74431572
Cyborg v Lansberg
>>74431564
Was Cub really butthurt about Masdival and Maia??? Like as if him or Lobov is a fucking draw.....
>>74431572
Holm–de Randamie?
>>74431586
Cyborg is ranked best P4P female fighter
>>74431591
Both of them are ranked.
>>74431572
Garbrandt vs Almeida.
Two wins later he was champion.
>>74431572
Korean Zombie technically wasn't ranked when he fought Bermudez.
>>74431564
Hope he's wrong desu
>>74431598
were they before the fight though?
I mean, I don't even think there were 145 rankings
>>74431591
Both ranked at BW.
>>74431598
Lansberg, baka.
>>74431493
I think my sides would be in orbit for a week if this happened.
>>74431572
Discounting comeback fights like KZ and Penn?
Abdurakhimov when he fought Lewis maybe
>>74431620
>He is currently the #15 ranked heavyweight in UFC rankings as of 21 November, 2016
Oh fuck off Wikipedia
>>74431616
fair enough
what about Abdulrakhimov?
>>74431514
30-1
>>74431590
Yeah I don't get it, Artem just gets more flowy as the fight goes on, how can cub compete?
>>74431637
>30-1
But he's lost 3 times you goof
kalabeeb is going loss
>>74431643
In the UFC (The only place that matters)
>>74431634
>>74431625
So close but yet so far my friend
Were Yair and Caceres ranked when they fought?
>>74431620
BJ Penn is a legend. KZ was away for 3 years. Cyborg fights were at catch-weight. Literally why is Artem in a main event?
lol
>>74431652
>tf
>tp
ABSOLUTELY HARAM
BE VERY CAREFUL ALHAMDULILLAH
>>74431662
>implying 15 submissions isn't impressive
>>74431670
>21-3
lol
>>74431662
Lol
>>74431659
Artem can fill up a 2nd division mid table club's stadium if he wanted to, now that's real money
>>74431659
>Why is Artem a main event?
Gooby gets what Gooby wants
>>74431572
Bj penn
>>74430549
'Bib and the Bombers
>>74431691
BJ Penn is a former champ.
Everyone sleeping on the FOTN: Dan Kelly vs Rashad Evans.
Conor McGregor
1-0 Pro Boxing Record
15-1 UFC Record
30-3 MMA Record
First Undefeated Pro Boxer in The World
UFC Featherweight Champion
UFC Lightweight Champion
WBC super featherweight champion (130 lbs)
WBC lightweight champion (135 lbs)
WBC super lightweight champion (140 lbs)
IBF welterweight champion (147 lbs)
WBC welterweight champion (2×)
WBC light middleweight champion (154 lbs) (2×)
WBA (Super) light middleweight champion
WBA (Super) welterweight champion
WBO welterweight champion
There he is, the mandrama loser at it again.
>>74431713
>First Undefeated Pro Boxer in The World
Why do you keep posting this? It just makes you (and Gooby, by extension) look retarded.
>>74431713
>first undefeated pro boxer in the world
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>74431737
The effects of being a casual nuthugger
>>74431709
Blood for the blood dad!
>>74431662
>this poor guy and Duffy
it must feel pretty bad to get your red panties night too early and missing a huge payday
>>74431761
>>74431737
it's a meme you dips
>>74431761
>Rocky
Movie characters don't count
>>74431786
It's so forced that we may as well call it rape.
>>74431793
lel
>>74431783
Joe Duffy would destroy him even today.
>>74431801
you shouldn't get this triggered bro
>>74431761
>Marchegiano -> Marciano -> Mar-see-ano
for what purpose
>>74431828
you shouldn't be this much of a nuthugger bro
>>74431854
Just so /heem/ knows, there are 2 billion of us worldwide. Be careful
>>74431870
there's no way there are 2 billion mexicans
>>74431868
>>74431854
MAKE ME
>>74431881
>>74431889
>>74431889
>four belts
>never defended once
>you were born just in time to witness the next Muhammad Ali
>mfw super heroes exist
>>74431889
He kinda looks like nate in that pic
>>74431903
What a fraud.
>>74431910
>>74431889
TWO WEEK WORL CHAMP
>>74431915
Not at all. McGregor defended the McGregor belt in every fight
Why are Brits so beta? Hendo knocked Bisping out cold, Nate choked out the irish chicken, and then in the rematches they both survive and get bailed out by the judges, then they think that counts as revenge.
Really makes you think.
>>74431928
>defended the McGregor belt in every fight
see >>74431910
>>74431937
>>74431915
>being this salty
pretty amusing desu
>>74431930
When 'sping blessed your PPV it was the most important day in your life wasn't it?
>>74431937
Won it back
Will someone please give me a (You)? I have been making outrageous claims and shitposting for such a long time but no one will give me a (You)! PLEASE GIVE ME A (YOU)!
Watch them all respond
See
See
>>74431962
Here la
>>74431972
Unlike you, McGregor fans aren't triggered every time Nate Diaz gets mentioned, whereas McGregor's success really does make you mad, doesn't it
>>74431930
>brits
>beta
Conor and Bisping harrased and humiliated the top talents in their division and took their title
>>74431972
>>74431990
>McGregor fans aren't triggered every time Nate Diaz gets mentioned
see >>74431514
Nate Diaz
>>74432004
is a bitch
>>74431992
'IS SPEED
'IS FEROWCITAY
>>74431999
kek
hater
>>74432007
[triggered]
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/2/28/14758094/derrick-lewis-aiming-higher-than-the-black-on-black-crime-of-a-francis-ngannou-fight
>Derrick Lewis aiming higher than the ‘black-on-black crime’ of a Francis Ngannou fight
truly one of us desu
>Wonderboy playing frisbee golf
white ppl s m h
lets play heem 2016
>I will bounce your head off the c-canvas
Is he shook?what did he mean by this
>>74432043
Lets play heem 2017
See>>74431980
I really hope Khabib wins.
I don't think there's any fight I could get more hyped for than Conor-Khabib for the LW belt.
>>74432043
>Tfw this was literally 1 year ago
>people still living in the past after Conor fucked up Nate
I would heem all of u easily, think about it
>>74432028
There's no way this guy doesn't browse /heem/
>>74432056
How crazy
I remember the shook memes like it was yesterday
<-----------
>has a win over everyman he fought in the UFC
Wonderboy is my lowkey boy 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugFGZKc2Ijc
what is he steering with?
>>74431431
>Yoel will never wrap his giant arm around your back and gently but firmly cup your shoulder in his hand, smile, look you dead in the eyes and whisper softly "I luhh you boy, but no for gay Jesus", and then pour a bucket of water on you
Whats the point in living anymore?
>>74432128
3rd leg
>>74432128
pigg hunting.webm
>>74432128
HOL UP
*eats food*
SO U BE SAYIN
*talks to camera*
DAT WE GOTTA
*eats some more*
WATCH DA ROAD N SHIEET ?
*crashes his car with nor survivors*
>>74432173
?
>has losses to a 19-10 and 15-16 journeymen
Who am I referring to?
>>74432178
>Meanwhile Wonderboy is throwing frizbees around a field with his family.
>>74432188
Your mum
>>74432188
your da's avon sales
>>74432178
HOL UP
*dusts cheeto dust off shirt*
SO U BE SAYIN
*sucks cheeto dust off fingers*
DAT WE GOTTA
*eats some more cheetos*
SHITPOST ON 4CHAN B SHIEET?
*dies of cheeto overdose*
>>74432200
t.Triggered nuthugger
>>74432188
conor mcgoobz
I like based Irishbro
So is Swanson and Lobov getting BTFO their main event?
your face when you realize brendan posters are actually the people who hate brendan most of all and are destabilizing the opinion of schaub on /heem/ so the community would then hate schaub because of its constant annoyance and presence
and they succeeded
>deleted Jose Aldo in 13 seconds
Who am I referring to?
So many bums here picked RDA over Ferguson
>>74432273
USADA
>runs from title defenses
Who am I referring to?
>>74432299
Bisping
>>74432299
Tyrone Nigley
>>74432273
Big John McCarthy
>The biggest loser on /heem/
Who am I referring to?
>>74430672
newfag
>>74432321
Adan
>>74432299
The "Notorious" Kona Maginga
>dealt Floyd his first pro-boxing loss
Who am I referring to?
>>74432278
Because RDA was on a tear before getting caught by Eddie. Why wouldn't people pick him?
Also his fight with ferguson was 48-47, it's not like he got completely btfo. You make it sound completely unreasonable to have picked him
>>74432337
Holly Holm
>>74432337
Donald Trump
>>74432314
Why are you so racist Ivory Coast?
>>74432329
noice, Duquesnoy is a serious prospect
>>74432178
kek
I just realised Tony Ferguson and Max Holloway aren't the same person
>>74432365
he's a decent prospect but very overrated at the same time
don't think we'll see big things from him
>>74432370
It happens
>>74432340
He wasn't training at King's, he hadn't been to Mexico to prepare for the fight, he was the smaller guy with the smaller reach.
>Because RDA was on a tear
So was El Cucuy
i seen someone girl on twitter with a PHD in computer science saying she was a former pro MMA fighter... check who her last 3 fights were against.
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Rosi-Sexton-5358
I would probably like Conor if he defended belts, didn't get absurd preferential treatment, didn't brag about getting preferential treatment, and didn't say he wasn't being treated well when he is expected to do something he doesn't want to. Other than that, he's an alright guy.
>>74432391
Joanna heemed someone?!
>>74432391
t. 196r
>>74432391
>>74432378
are you picking El Cuck vs Khabibi?
Brandon schob charges 5k for a personal speaking appearance.
>>74432458
Go fuck yahselff
>>74432458
Very generous price if you consider all things. He is an extremely charismatic and inspiration guy with a talent for public speaking. Think about how much you could learn from him... Schaub has succeeded in so many different walks of life. From fighting to comedy to business, he has done it all.
>>74432458
if we get 800 to 900 buddies over to coral springs, we all chip in 5 bucks and we have a great time
I wonder if the quality OPs will continue after this OP kills himself when Tony wins
Someone pls post the JRE H-E-E-M copypasta
>>74432178
t. booty blasted whiteboi
>>74432492
Man, from D1 football player, to UFC fighter, to successful podcast host, to successful stand up comedian, Brendan really has accomplished a lot. Just wanna show the love! This guy has accomplished some amazing things and as TFATK fans we really need to show how much we support this guy! Keep being awesome Brendan! It's no mystery why their numbers keep getting higher and higher!!
>>74432520
Suicide bombing might get us shutdown
>>74432531
t. nigga who can't drive for shieet
>>74430483
Schaub bless brother.
>>74430503
>>74430605
H8ers be gone.
>>74432530
fuck I just deleted the txt today
you can probably find it in the archives if you search this image though
>>74432562
*smacks lips*
DAB ON EM FOLKS
>>74432327
>he doesn't know Adan is /ourguy/
>>74432365
Got a seriously tiny head too
>>74432649
Maybe to shitposters
>>74432575
>get bullied at school
>get cyber bullied on /heem/
Such is life in Coral Springs, keep saving up that 5k little buddy, you'll get to suck Swabs dick one of these days
>>74430614
>>74430620
Do people not understand the reference? Tony's nickname is El Cucuy which is basically the Boogeyman in Mexico. John Wick's nickname is the Baba Yaga which is basically the Boogeyman in Russia
The absolute state of you inauthentic swine
inbreds getting btfo this saturday, trump is my president and tony my sword on the battlefield
>tfw no big-assed hue wife who makes up for her average looks with super kinky sex
>>74432845
Dee is better in every way
>>74432863
Dee is solid 6/10 nothing special
>>74432845
which one is the tranny?
>>74432883
Except that she's madly in love with Goobs even when he has tons of bitches on the side. That has to count for few points
>>74432863
>unmarried pregnant woman almost 30 years old
>>74432845
>>74432863
Outta the way, faggots
*spits in your face*
*calls your mother a bitch on the phone*
*constantly interrupts and talks over you*
*throws you through a glass door*
*speaks homoerotically*
*tells the entire football team*
*eats all your food and smugly grins and laughs while pitching you on his new tshirts*
Heh, nothing personal, homeboy, for sure, i hate bullies my guy, 100% straight up, GADOOSH
>>74432741
I'm the new James Bond
>>74432933
>*spits in your face*
You know that I would absolutely kill you if you ever did something like that
>>74432933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FUmBrhz2Q4
>>74432955
chill out neighbour
>>74432719
Why the raging hard-on for me? I don't go out of my way to confront you first. Leave me alone please. You talk more about Brendan's cock than anyone on this general.
Bindle stub is my favorite flight in the elitexc
>>74432973
be honest, if wonderboy gets ktfo out, are you gonna racebaitpost?
>>74433072
No, even if I wanted I'd have to get a proxy
>>74432973
Stop saving picture's of another man's family and posting them on 4chan you weirdo.
What's wrong with you?
>>74433071
>cum stained pants
what did Brunson Scorb mean by this?
>>74432440
I am, I think he's the only guy in the division that can beat him stylistically. Strong guy, long arms, insane cardio, good TDD, unpredictable and he's probably good enough to survive on the ground when he get's taken down.
It's a coinflip fight.
>>74432908
>tfw no loyal gf
>>74432863
Looks like Conrad's mom
>>74433072
No but I'll be bummed we have to put up with more of Woodley's bitching
el cucuy vs the eagle is finally happening
this is the most excited i have been for a fight in a long time
please not last minute pulling out, i would possibly permanently heem myself
>>74433117
Khabib gets hit and even on the ground he ll play right into Rubber Guard.
Dudes overrated smart money is on Fergy
>>74433199
This desu
Ferguson is just too skilled in all areas where Khabib is just good at wrestling
>>74432908
True but I'm pretty sure Aldo and his wife fuck bitches together
>>74433233
wtf i hate wonderdough now
>>74433233
>Culturally appropriating the #I'mWithHer hashtag
>>74433305
Wonderslice?
Wonderdominos
lol
Wonderpizza xD
new reem:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWADsNb19tQ
>>74433233
>mfw get to watch Wondermeme shitters get BTFO
>only negative is that "le cuck'd whyte bois" dorks will be at historic highs
T-Wood gang where we @
#AndStill
Damn what happened to Cain?
He was looking like a GOAT candidate a few years ago, now I just saw him on the Embedded and he looked fucking empty inside.
>wonderboy wins by pointfighting/dancing
>khabib humps tony for five rounds
>econoreem kicks hunt and runs for 3 rounds
>lando gets outstruck ad resorts to wrestling
>rashad wins
Why was Weidman's sister in Wonderboy's house?
>>74433462
She is married to wonderboys brother.
Wonderboy do Starting Strength for fucks sake!
His camp still haven't understood that Woodley is massively superior in physical strength and prowess. Wonderboy probably can't even deadlift 160kilo. That is why is gonna lose hard. Sad!
>>74433516
Its useless when he doesn't even wrestle though
>>74433199
>>74433218
Hope so, but I think khabibs top game is too good for Tony's rubber guard.
Hopefully he can keep it standing long enough to put a few rounds in the bank, going to be a decision most likely these two have iron wills.
Fuck I'm hyped for it, been looking forward to this one for a while.
>>74433386
>>only negative is that "le cuck'd whyte bois" dorks will be at historic highs
how is that a negative my friend?
>>74433516
This, his dad is some karate retard who probably doesn't understand this.
Someone explain the pizza Wonderboy meme please
FUCK
my friends just invited me out to a sports bar to watch the card. i wanted to stay at home and shitpost on /heem/.
>>74433233
This
>>74433601
bring your laptop to the bar
>>74433601
>>74433535
No it isn't. Its gonna allow him to both punch and kick harder. Take more punishment. Be harder to knock out, take down, choke out or submit. As it is now Woodley can knock him out but he don't have the power to knock Woodley out. Physical Strength will make him an better athlete and fighter. Period.
>>74433567
when will they learn? baka
khalabeeb will win sadly
hopefully gooby can heem this akbar
>>74433567
Fun facts about Wonderdad
>went to military school
>beat up a fat kid for being a fat b*tch
>Elvis inspired him to learn karate
>raised wonderboy and his children on a strict diet of only potatoes because they were poor as h*ck
>forced his children to fight each other to solve disputes
>hates disrespectful people including, but not limited to, people who talk in movie theaters and drive slowly in the left lane.
>>74433601
>what is clover
>>74431992
man alvarez is still hiding in his hole of shame for this
hope he is ok
>>74433601
There is no need for friends when you have /HEEM/.
Rashad wins: BLACKED
Kelly Wins: ???
Overeem wins: REEM'D
Hunt Wins: HUNTED
Vannata Wins: GROOVY BANANA
Teymur wins: ????
Khabib woms: KALABEEB
Ferguson wins: ????
Wonderboy wins: BLEACHED
Tyron wins: BLACKED
Do i have the hot memes for this weekend down?
>>74433625
i can get behind that, i was just hoping wonderman wouldn't be so stupid as to let wonderboy come in to this fight without putting on a bit of muscle.
>>74433660
>Khabib woms: KALABEEB
more like ALLAHU AKBAR or ISLAM WILL DOMINATE THE WORLD
>sweb
>>74433661
NO BULLY
>>74433661
He and wonderboy were on UFC unfiltered today. Was pretty good. I didn't know they were really poor growing up.
They got a strength and conditioning coach for the first time ever this camp. He was at least doing full rom squats on countdown. Don't know how much muscle he can put on in just a few months though.
BAS LOOK OUT!
(Anyone have the rest)
>>74433710
he needs tyrones pharmacist not a strength coach
>>74433726
BEHIND YOU
>>74433661
>Wonderpedo will pick your kids up after school!
>>74433726
TURN AROUND!!!
>>74433571
Wonderboy ate pizza when he shouldn't, it was in 1st embedded for 209
>>74433767
Bas would put Overeem into a coma
RELEASE HIM!!!!
John Dodson and Eddie Wineland at Nashville
Hmmmmm
>>74433791
Dodson was robbed against Lineker, I hope he gets a good win here. Eddie seems to be having a career resurgence though
Our boys
https://www.instagram.com/p/BREYK1fgIQ9/?hl=en
>>74433710
>They got a strength and conditioning coach for the first time ever this camp. He was at least doing full rom squats on countdown
link?
Should Basposting come to an end?
Chuck Ly-dell
I posted it again doot
I posted it again doot
>you soft
>>74433879
Was shitposting part of your plan?
>>74433872
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jm6Na4nRnsE&itct=CBEQpDAYACITCO3mq4bhs9ICFZzJnAodPXYCwjIGcmVsbWZ1SLyV6pXJusz16wE%3D
@7:30
On rewatch there is no way to tell if he is actually hitting depth though, his coach seemed legitimate though.
how are you supposed to tell if someone has down syndrome or they're just part asian? is it rude to ask
>>74433928
I said Bas not Bane
https://www.instagram.com/p/BPITnpOBL4T/?taken-by=platinummikeperry
mike perry beating the shit out of his gf
how can you not love this guy
Dominick Cruz is my boy
>>74433660
Ferguson wins: FERG'D
>>74433660
>>74434019
>not CUCUY'D
Let's be honest Tyrone had two good moments in the first fight. He caught a kick and could do barely and damage off it and he caught wonderboy with a couple lucky punches, one of which wen wonderboy was already dazed, then failed to finish. Outside of those two, maybe 3 if you're generous, moments Tyrone was getting straight up outclassed. Wonderboy has all that knowledge going into round number six. Tyrone is hoping for a lucky shot again. Wonderboy is hungry for this fight and Tyrone resents it.
>>74433233
Fucking hell it's over lads
I was rooting for Conderboy this whole time only to get meme'd on 1 week out
I kept making excuses "He just wasn't feeling it today", "These things happen sometimes, he'll come back stronger", "He'll be ready to pull the trigger next time", but I have to finally admit it's all over. Wonderboy is going to get his head blown off all the way back to 1865
Bet the cuckshed on Woodley if you know what's good for you
>pic related
>>74434052
That one overhand did more damage than every kick wonderboi threw. Under new rules it would be Tyrone's win
I have a funny thing to call Ferguson fans!
Ferglords. Thoughts?
mmmmmm
>>74434052
>>74431178
Tbh even though Schaub is an annoying person and looked terrible in his losses, as a fighter he wasn't the absolute trash that you'd think he was from reading this board. He was a top 15 heavyweight; yeah compared to Cain or Stipe he's a bum but he was still close to the top of his division in the highest calibre MMA org on the planet, and has some actually pretty decent victories on his record.
He was a legitimately decent fighter. It's just that he's such a fucking goof it makes it hard to imagine him being halfway competent at anything, much less anything that's associated with mental and physical toughness.
>>74434091
his nickname is literally cucky, jesus man
>>74433660
Teymur wins: underworn
Kelly wins: dad bodied
Ferguson wins: wicked
which big name fighters do you think were on the gas at some point but were smart enough to stop once usada rolled in
imo
>tj dillashaw
>luke rockhold
>yoel romero
>chris weidman
>robbie lawler
>conor mcgregor
>jose aldo
>rafael dos anjos
>francis ngannou
>jon jones (well he wasn't smart..)
all at some point were on the gas for extended periods of time
MAIA MASVIDAL MOVED TO 211 IN DALLAS
GSP CONFIRMED FOR TITLE SHOT
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/demian-maia-vs-jorge-masvidal-set-for-ufc-211-in-dallas/
>>74434118
literally every fighter
>>74434118
Every fighter is on steroids, Poosada or not
>>74433967
Thanks for the link!
lol @ jumping squats and band benches. Hope it works!
>>74434112
Agreed my man. I would definitely rank Schaub in top 25 heavyweights of all time.
>>74434052
>could do barely and damage off it
Wonderboy had so much blood in his eyes after round 1 that he couldn't see walking to his stool, his own words
>>74430891
higher lateral symmetry of the parents is correlated with an increase in the proportion of daughters to sons the couple has. In other words, genetically superior people have more daughters on average.
>>74433984
>tfw dyslexic
why do I never get any (You)'s despite almost always having insightful entertaining posts with original images?
Is every response to posts on /sp/ just some guy samefagging because everyone here is a narcissistic and doesn't come here to discuss things with other people but just wants to get responses?
>>74433516
>his camp still haven't understood
Hasn't wonderboy talked a bunch about putting on muscle and coming into this fight stronger and heavier?
I think his camp understands that Wonderboy needs to close the strength gap a bit. At the same time, though, they don't want him to bulk up too much and get into a situation where he comes into the fight slower and with worse cardio, and still significantly weaker than Woodley.
>>74434185
>tfw 2 sisters and no brothers
I guess I'm genetically superior now, still would prefer to have a bro
>>74434201
because you're BOORRRRINGG
Eating a pizza in commemoration of Wonderboy
>>74434201
You get (you)s if you give (you)s, simple as that
>>74434201
Get an annoying gimmick like 49-1
>>74434210
>>74434215
>>74434231
>(You)
ty lads
have some booty for your effort
>>74434201
have a (You), friend. Just learn to ignore the obvious autists
unless your that ausbro who is always defending stann
in that case gtfo
>>74434201
We have high standards.
>>74434067
imagine if woodley v thompson goes to the judges again and this time thompson wins on a split decision
LMAO
woodleys butthurt would be catastrophic
>>74430470
>KHABIB! KHABIB! PUT HIM TO SLEEP!
>>74434032
>CUCUY'D
Not WICK'D
>>74434251
Hunto is gonna get heem'd
#HuntHUNT
>>74434249
Beetlejuice has been off the map for a while, is his wife having a kid?
>>74432515
Underrated
>>74433185
I feel you senpai, been watching their fights, hype videos and all sorts of shit
I'm fucking pumped for this card first one I'm going to buy in a good while
Just wanted to let you guys know I'm excited to watch it with you : D
Should we tell him?
>>74433185
>>74434305
just wait till fight day
the shitposting is going to be ridiculous
start prepping your memes
>>74433233
WHO GOT MY BACK
herb dean is reffing khabib vs ferguson
how much you want to bet he fucks it up hard again?
khabib will stun tony and give him 2 seconds of ground and pound and herb will probably call it
Two winners in 1 picture
>>74433660
kelly wins: FATHERED
Teymur wins: ENRICHED
ferguson wins: KEKED
>>74434314
Chael did nothing wrong.
>>74434314
Chael 'If you ain't cheatin you ain't tryin' Sonnen
>>74434201
Straya, what the fuck is wrong with you mate. Shitposting is how you get you's you daft cunt, Aussies haven't been this embarrassed since the emu war ffs.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/5/11374258/tony-ferguson-injured-khabib-nurmagomedov-bout-scratched-from-ufc-on
>EL KEKY
>EL KEKY
literally lmao right now
>>74434442
>>74434442
not even clicking this
it's all over ...
>>74434442
THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
IM IN CHARGE HERE
>>74432337
castillo
>>74434442
JUST
FUCK
MY
SHIT
UP
>mfw woodley KO's thompson in the first and Ferguson darces Khalabib in the third
>>74434314
Chael P. Sonnen, real motherfucking G, P stands for Phuck tha Po-lice
>>74434442
ekkekekekekekeke
>>74434510
stop samefagging
is t ferg and khabib fighting for an interim belt or just number 1 contender? is interim belt the new number one contender?
>>74434516
Interim belt
>>74434516
interim belt. basically there just to make it 5 rounds
>>74434516
>is interim belt the new number one contender?
it's a guaranteed number 1 contender. also useful in case Conor doesn't return, that way the division can just keep trucking on
>>74434486
>Ferg subbing Khabib
kek what
>>74434513
Mad u got rused?
reem will get heem
>>74434442
April 2016
REMINDER THAT /HEEM/ IS PRO KABIB AND PRO WOODLEY.
>>74434442
all those (you)'s really made me think
If woodley keeps spamming Wonderboy with takedowns, there's nothing Wonderboy can do to win.
>>74434573
/heem/ is pro Bisping and pro Conor
Its a meme to just hate them
>>74434573
Maybe in Rotterham, you gang rape victim
who to root for if gooby ever fights kebab?
i hate mudslimes but i hate that little leprechaun looking fuck too
>>74434569
Time is a flat circle ya dumb goof
>>74434587
back to your containment board you go
>>74434598
>>74434610
>post defending 'slimes
>britcuck flag
everything checks out
>>74434587
Someone's upset their aunt Eva ain't going to be sending those welfare checks back to them anymore, she has to go back scaffoldnigger
>>74434598
Back to pakistan you go, you fucking paki bastard
>>74434442
FUCK U FUCK U
>>74434580
If he does that he'll be gassed by the 4th and will get TKO'd. Wonderboys TDD isn't as terrible as you think, plus they'll be expecting that obviously.
Y nuevo
hey guys unfortunately you cant talk like that on heem haha
>>74434556
>seriously thinking ferg cant sub khabib
hahaha when his arms tie up khabibs head and arm you will see. i bet it happens as khabib strikes in, and ferg does it as khabib transitions to takedown.. only for bringing the fight to the ground to be his demise
>>74434617
He's a paki
>>74434644
Shout out to my homies Jake and Gil
NEW HACK SLACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geUbo0o6e3c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geUbo0o6e3c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geUbo0o6e3c
>>74434641
>he'll be gassed by the 4th
If he keeps spamming takedowns, he can finish it in the first. There only so much space wonderboy can run away to.
see>>74434573
>>74434648
I don't think he'll even try it unless Khabib is badly hurt, it would be stupid to take the fight to the mat when he has a such a big advantage on the feet.
>>74434657
:)
tbch lads, I had no idea there was a lellator this weekend
There is literally 0% chance of Ferguson subbing Khabeeb
>>74434641
it wont go to the fourth
tko gnp for woodley, he cracked the code. wonderboy had no code to crack its just strength, speed and tight technique.. he's a goner
Is it normal to get horrible headaches every time you're hit in the head?
>>74434679
You should train your chin bro
Khabib, Reem, and Wonderboy on Saturday
Roman Reigns v.s. Braun Strowman on Sunday
It's a good weekend for fight fans, fellas.
>coral springs
>>74434664
im saying when khabib clinches to take it to the mat ferg will wrap up and lock in and gladly go to the floor to end it
i fancy a leglock or something more though, either way ferg is far to elusive and oddball for khabib to get anything done on the ground i believe. he wont have chance to apply his great pressure
>>74434677
I agree with the code, but I still don't Wonderboy can overcome that. Woodley would have to act really retarded to lose.
>>74434673
not a true fight fan
>>74434695
>>74434695
Call me when Seth is back from his injury
>>74434695
>lelltor
Wgaf
>>74434679
what do you think would happen, silly
wear some headgear bro
>>74434642
Sometimes, you just KNOW they banged
>>74434688
You should take care of your underwears
Is her face still swolen from her last fight or is she just ugly?
>>74434658
The octagon is huge mate. I agree he could finish him on the ground but I really don't think he'll be able to take wonderboy down as easily this time.
>>74434677
Checked
Very possible, but I think Wonderboy is smarter and will have a new gameplan, probably to circle more or attack the legs as Tyron comes in like he did with Rory. I'm thinking less spinning shit until the late rounds and less front kicks unless he's fainting more.
>>74434725
Yes
>>74434725
she's ugly and she's getting fat
>>74434722
Stephen is saving himself for marriage.
>>74434733
We'll see. I'm still betting on woodley.
>>74434725
>ugly
you mean thicc?
>>74434725
Butterface syndrome
>>74434725
shes fat now and her hair is shit, prob got some botox too or some shit
>>74434725
wow
she needs to go back on that keto diet
she looks like hot garbage here
>>74434725
Is that her current picture? She looks completely different on her snapchat, and there's only so much you can do with angles and shit.
>>74434765
Why is this mandrama faggot making our threads...
>>74433660
Teymur is mongol name. Maybe play the genghis khan song
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p_5yt5IX38I
>>74433625
Holy shot. This is like the dad from the accountant movie
Is wonderboy really only 6 feet tall? He looks like a skinny lanklet, I just asssumed that with his body type at 170 he would be at least 6'2'' but wikipedia says 6'0''.