Funny transfers

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>loan Caulker
>put him up front for last 10 minutes of one match
>dont play him again

a few months ago he was bargain of the season and the second coming of sami hyypia

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how do they do it?

>>74429023
He really lacks consistency to be in Liverpools first team, but as a second backup defender, which Klavan was bought to be, he has played according to his price tag.

I don't see it as a "funny" transfer. Only funny thing is Klopp not buying any first class defenders and playing a CDM instead of a CB.

If you wann't funny transfers look no further than John Pebbles

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>>74429011


Starting to see a certain pattern in this "funny transfers" business...

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>owner sees this guy playing and gets hyped
>this guy gets a serious injury and is sidelined forever
>liverpool delays the transfer, raising the price and hiding medical information and makes it harder for chelsea medical team to perform a thorough examination
>costs 50 million
>has lost his pace and is not yet fit to return
>owner forces the manager to start him regardless
>doesn't fit the system at all
>owner still forces him to start and force an established striker to the bench because apparently this guy works better alone
>everything goes shit
>manager sacked

it's pretty funny

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>July 2016
One of the best DM in the world
>February 2017
Plays in PSG's second team

>>74429204
Charlie Adam, Aquaman, Lambert and so on

>>74429319
Seriously, what the hell happened?

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>Mendes literally held Man United at gun point for convincing De Gea to join

>>74429204
If more people on this board followed serie A, this thread would be full of Inter transfers

>>74429269

>wins CL

Fixed for you

>>74429463
why are german players so shit

>>74429467
they aren't

the German NT is one of the best in the world

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>>74429352
His play style doesn't fit to PSG's style and players like a Veratti, Rabiot, Matuidi are more offensive so Emery doesn't seed him to 1st squad

inb4 even more liverpool transfers

>>74429463
who in their right minds thought this would turn out well?

Rode was the only one who had potential as a solid squad player

>>74429485
but was unai himself who asked for krychowiak. it really doesnt make sense

>>74429473
Only the tanned germans are any good. Old germans expect the keeper are of no use

>>74429554
>Only the tanned germans are any good
The turkish ones?

>>74429561
also the black and arabian ones like Boateng and Khedira

>>74429319
Fun fact: Emery NEVER asked for Krychowiak

Krycho is just friends with some guys high in the PSG hierarchy (technical director if I'm not mistaken), and pushed for the move because he thought he'd play under Emery.

BIG MISTAKE

>>74429539
Completely wrong.

>>74429665
WOW ok THEN. THANKS for YOUR fun FACT.

>>74429675
You're welcome COCKSLURPER

>>74429683
BIG MISTAKE

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>>74429520
I really miss posting my Benteke fail webm collection.

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BIG MISTAKE

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>>74429652
Yeah, you're right. As well Emery was Krychowiak's coach in Sevilla and it was next cause for his transfer.

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his backstory is top tier

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>>74429789
"So baby give me that tout tout"

>>74429554
>Kroos
>Werner
>hummels
>Höwedes
etc.

Compared to Liverpoop who are constantly fucking up for ridiculous prices, I find Wenger's panic buys funnier, more of an acquired taste.

>>74429884
>lose 8-2 to United
>sign Park Chu-young

What a time that was

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>>74429897
They did it again this season.
>all your rivals go to shit, then you lose the title to Leicester fucking City
>proceed to sign Lucas Pérez, who will never ever play, and Takuma Asano, a literally who jap who was loaned to a 2nd division team in Germany, where he catastrophically flopped and was benched

also ty for signing André Santos and Denílson, Wonga. It'll never stop being funny.

>>74429361
this picture always gets me

>"hope it take them awhile to realize I'm shit"
>"who is this guy?"

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>>74429697
>Ben Kek

I'm surprised he's still getting called for the NT

>>74429933
kek i completely forgot about that slant-eye

>>74429746
fucking how

>>74429933
He hasn't flopped, he starts nearly every game.
What's funny is how Wenger believed he signed a striker when Asano's best position is in midfield.
As a striker he is not even at second Bundesliga level.

>>74429956
Thank good Lukaku is still performing on an acceptable level

>Benteke
exposed
>Origi
bench
>Batsman
bench
>Depoitre
shit
>Vossen
absolute shit

>>74430090
You deserve that for being a full nigger team.

>>74429269
>champions league winner
>europa league winner
Really makes you think.

>>74430123
id rather have a team full of niggers than a team full of white Finnish fisherman

>>74430165
There's never been a white Finnish person. They are literally the Argentina of Scandinavia

>>74429433
Examples:

>Forlan
>Podolski
>Recoba
>Quaresma
>Schelotto
>Osvaldo
>Ruben "worse than Ricky Alvarez" Botta
>Ricky Alvarez
>Ronaldo
>Rolando
>Silvestre
>Palito "Copa America champion, so he must be good" Pereira
>Recoba
>Guarin
>Cassano
>Mauro Zarate
>David "more Champions League trophies than Ibrahimovic and Brazilian Ronaldo" Suazo
>Kerlon
>Hernan "overrated meme player" Crespo

>>74429143
The old Premier League badge was so cool.

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>>74430429
>Le Tallec
Failure runs in the family.

>>74430365
alternative facts

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>>74430429
You just reminded me of the funniest transfer in the history of french AND brazilian football.

>€21m
>in 2000

>>74430564
Who?

>>74430599
exactly

>>74430599
lucas

>>74430599
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucas_Severino

>>74429269
it was 100% an ancelotti transfer. wilkins the assistant manager said so himself

>>74430621
which serial number

>>74430393
recoba, ronaldo and crepso is a little harsh. even cassano was decent dueing his first season and was free

>>74429269
>Spend all the money in Big Andy

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Talking of overpriced shit Brazilians, this cunt was the most expensive player ever in 1998

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>>74430732
>city of betis

>>74429536
Pep was supposedly going to make gotze into messi at Bayern

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>we should replace Shevchenko
>say no more

>>74430806
No.

Pep never wanted Fatze, he already had Kroos and brought Thiago.

Buyern's board did: http://www.espnfc.com/barcelona/story/1495721/rummenigge-pep-wanted-neymar

>>74430846
Actually a good striker. Was plenty good elsewhere, and definitely an upgrade over Thomasson and the likes. What happened at Milan literally wasn't his fault.

>>74430564
Holy shit, I even own a Rennes jersey from this guy. Biggest fraud in French football history by a mile.

>>74430886
Considering price paid and errors/minute played, this cunt is the worst transfer in Real Madrid history.

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>signed from Russia for £12.5m
>is absolute garbage and gets relegated
>ends up going back to Russia for £12m
Classic 'arry wheelin' & dealin'.

In fact, most of QPR's transfers in recent PL seasons have been completely retarded.

>>74429269
>Still won more at Chelsea than gerrard did in his whole career

>>74430886
Probably because of Beckham? He joind a year after him

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First player to actually come back from the retirement league iirc

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlos_Kaiser_(footballer)

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Retro

All of the Uruguay team in Malaysia 97 tbf, zalayeta was the only one that wasn't a complete failure

>>74429789
who is tis

>>74435347
>he doesn't reverse search the image
Jordan Veretout

>>74430123
you don't need to use that word and you know it. grow up

>>74430165
you don't need to use that word, even in response to someone (unless you're quoting them)

>>74429319
why is he wearing a suit? An ugly one at that

>>74435367
i wasn't using chrome, sorry.

thank you for the reply

>>74435422
No worries, I had no idea it was chrome exclusive

>>74435431
i'm not sure if it is, but it's not on my regular browser. cheers

>>74435112
they're holding the shirt the wrong way round

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>came to premier league on loan to Man Utd
>does shit
>Chelsea loans him next season
>does shit
Still have no fucking clue why Mou thought this was a good idea

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>>74429011
looks like cerrone

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>>74437376
He's pretty decent, but made of glass, Douglas on the other hand is literally who

>>74429011
>>74429011
>andy carroll to west ham

>>74430393
they still have more CL cups than juve kek

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Sad he didn't stay.

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>>74435387
shut up leaf

>>74438743

iktf would be a perfect wing back

>you now remember Cassano to Real Madrid

>>74435891
thefuck is wrong with those letters

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i mean i could go on forever, but holy shit, the Woy/Dalglish era were truly the dark times for Liverpool

>>74429134
Wijnaldum has been really good though

>>74429361
You now remember him sleeping on the bench during a game

>>74430393
>>Ruben "worse than Ricky Alvarez" Botta
>>Ricky Alvarez
goddamn I am now reminded

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>No one remembers this one

>>74437379
reason for him being shit at united was because he rushed an ACL injury, reason he was shit at Chelsea was probs lack of match sharpness/confidence

>>74445531
reason he was at chelsea was because the whole chelsea team was doing shit.

>>74429730
Jesus christ

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Surely this man has to be up there with the funniest transfers of all time?

>>74430564
>€21m in 2000
how much is that in moderm football moneys?

>>74437379
>tearing up the champions league and the french league
>i wonder why he took a punt on him

>>74437378
when did real sign agent 47?

>>74430393
>Gabriel Barbosa

>>74446199
t. Alberto Barbosa dos Santos Nascimento

>>74445912
http://thelab.bleacherreport.com/finding-ali-dia/

>>74431456
Louis Saha and Ryan Nelson freebies in January when we were 13 points above arsenal and ended up behind them in 5th was the epitome of that fuckers wheelin and dealin'

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>>74444948

>>74438451
They don't