/hoc/

First for fuck Shitsburgh

>>74426623
>q5ick

Granny a eliteish

Canada does what American't

fuck finland

finland is fucking GAY

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>>74426609

The Stan Lee Cup Holder

finland is bad imo

>>74426649
>4 minutes to do the quiz

What a pleb

>>74426645
Win cups? No that doesn't sound right

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>>74426634
Mad @ the Pens?

FINLAND
OUT

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How you feeling about your team /hoc/?

>snes

cant wait to see shattencuck and the craps get btfo in the first round

>>74426674
Listen up bucko, don't ever talk poorly of Finland again. Finland is a great country and overcomes a lot of adversity. They are born with a cornicopia of genetic diseases, but they don't let it get them down. Finland would have a 1st overall pick by now if it wasn't for racism. It is proven Finnish players are looked down upon. Also Gary Buttman, ya i called him Buttman what are you gonna do about it punk? Anyways Buttman hates Finland even more than Canada. Just wait until he gives Canada another team before glorious Finland. That is enough proof. Sadly 2017 won't be the year a Finn is picked first overall since Benning and Sakic are too fucking retarded to pronounce any of their names. When it does happen I will laugh knowing your pathetic pea brain could never see it coming. I will laugh knowing you took the time to constantly post shit about your new masters.
So next time your pathetic paw reaches for the submit button just take a moment to get that obese hamster turnin the wheel that powers your testicle shaped brain and think about what you are saying.

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>>74426679

>>74426649
Prove me you're good and do this without cheating

https://www.sporcle.com/games/Zipcity/number-one-pick-nhl

>>74426689
>implying it won't be vegas getting the 1st overall

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>>74426649
Who can't do this that browses this board?

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>>74426679

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>Traded Shatty off as a fucking rental

Someone kill me

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Post yfw the craps choke in playoffs with a stacked roster AGAIN

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>>74426679
>Ducks

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>>74426679

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>>74426679
>Laffs
>Buyers
Choose two

>>74426755
>Laffs
>Choking
Choose two

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>>74426699
I-i tried

>>74426759
muh rookies

>>74426720
Good trade. Going nowhere this playoffs and then he'd walk for nothing.

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>>74426755
>Laffs
>Playoffs

Choose one

>>74426760
Let me guess, the 80's an 90's were problematic?

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>>74426623
No thanks.

I have about as much respect for Finland as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. It is Reddit. It is video game hotpocket. It is capeshit. It is Cheeto dust. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about it. I have ZERO respect for people who are not free thinkers and blindly enjoy the Reddit memes that comprise "EBIN" and "FUGG :--DDD".

It is the most depraved country with infantilized manchild degeneracy. It is Saturday morning cartoon. It is non-neurotypicality. It is memes. It is Reddit. It is poopoopeepeeinajarvi. It is Finnish busts.

>>74426750
Opposite Stamkos engaged

>>74426779
Quite, gotta step up my game

I also completly forgot for Ilya Kovalchuck and Rick DiPietro

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>>74426679

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>>74426755
What a glorious time to be a leafs fan.

>>74426720
He wasn't going to sign with you and none of the teams that he would sign with could work out a deal with a contract agreed to. This was the only result.

>>74426792
I can understand some of the being hard.

Guys like Kluzak, Wickenheiser, Hamrlik and Jovanoski are not easy to remember

>>74426773
>>74426801
It's frustrating that he's been on the trade market for over a year and we got a rental return because he wouldn't sign an extension with anybody outside the northeast.

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>>74426679

I know this is a negative opinion that might not be popular on this sub, but I don't trust Quick in the playoffs and I don't think he's shown he has what it takes to elevate his game in the postseason and to lead us to a cup almost singlehandedly, like Roy or Brodeur did for their teams. For that reason, I wouldn't put all the faith of the team onto him and pay him 7M. It's too much % wise of the salary cap for me to feel comfortable.

I'd rather trade Quick for a king's ransom in the summer, and then sign Bishop (puke) to a 6.5M contract.

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Aaaaaand that's a wrap. Fun season guys, see ya in the fall

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Get ready tomorrow Sabres

>>74426786
excellent kuch dubs

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>>74426866
First year fan?

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Proud American

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>>74426679
Where are my 1st rounders for Hansen/Miller though?

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>>74426679
Just trying to think of the best way to kill myself

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>>74426679
>Canes
How did everything go so wrong, so fast?

>>74426699
>>least remembered team in nhl
>Preds
>>least remembered team in nba
>grizzlies
I wonder who the least remembered in the NFL will be.

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>>74426679

>>74426847
> (You)

Forgot to do my weekly
>Go Preds.

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>>74426903

G R A N N Y
R
A
N
N
Y

Finland always seemed cool to me, why dont any of your like it?

in b4 craps choke

>>74426949
The men are autistic and fucking ugly.

>>74426949
they used to be very cool, but the past 2 years they are easily the worst posters

@incarceratedbob
**NHL RUMORS**
Rangers / Leafs talking with Wings about (D) Brendan Smith
Habs / Oilers / Islanders interested in Lightning's Brian Boyle

>>74426981
I feel bad for the Bolts =(

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Shattenkirk to Caps

>>74426986
fuck the blots

>>74426981
>another rental

FUCK YOU LOU THIS WASNT PART OF THE PLAN FUCK OFF

>>74426981
Well Boyle moved to none of the three teams named

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>>74426755
>>74426795

>>74426997
fuck you eh

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>>74426720
>this just in we gave them Copley
Fire Armstrong. Right fucking now.

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>>74426679

>>74426699
Damn I only got 23/38

the 80s were pretty hard and the 90s are all like you choose the player who clearly SHOULD have been taken first overall but you find out they werent

>>74427036
>we gave them pheonix copley
FUCKING KILL ME

Are the Ducks not looking at what the Mild and Craps have done and looking to get something done?

>>74427055
They aren't really a team in that conversation. Maybe they go on a run but not a real contender.

@incarceratedbob
**NHL RUMORS**
Flyers Streit getting interest from #Sharks #Pens #Oilers
Flames Wideman available #Leafs #Rangers #Blackhawks #Pens

Ovechkin - Backstrom - Oshie
Burakovsky - Kuznetsov - Williams
Johansson - Eller - Connolly
Winnik - Beagle - Wilson

Alzner-Carlson
Orlov-Niskanen
Orpik-Shattenkirk

Holtby
Grubauer

>yfw this roster doesn't make it past the 2nd round

>>74426648
You are stupid fat gay.

>>74427077
Aside from blueline the Leafs are more complete. Yes I'm including crease.

>>74427048
Im gonna go cry myself to sleep

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>Giroux still not traded

>>74427115
>thinking a trade like that would happen now instead of after the expansion draft

>quack

Does Bishop start tomorrow?

>tfw had both him and budaj in fantasy

>>74427115
why is him and couturier busting so hard

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>>74427087
You fags truly are cancer and comedy gold all at once.

>>74427115
Offseason deal

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>>74427141
>>74427087
>that samefag falseflag combo

>>74426961
So you admit you are homosexual for caring about how sexy a country's men are? You hate a country because they aren't sexy enough for you? You like your men sexy and dripping in sweat with spread ass cheeks you sick fuck?

>>74427135
Idk but it's fucking infuriating seeing the vast majority of flyers defending G to the death when he's been playing at a mediocre level for multiple seasons and he'll be even older and slower by the time their core of young prospects is ready to seriously compete. Trading him while he still has some value seems like a pretty obvious idea to me, but nooooo, it's all

>MUH CAPTAIN

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2N_uvnvGbI

>>74427087
>this delusion

>>74427183
His agent is one of the best in the league, got him paid like a superstar when he's just a PP babby

Now that the laffs are good, everyone can false flag and be taken seriously

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>>74427165

>>74427203
>this flag
>that post

I am too tired for this much irony. You fucks need to stop RIGHT NOW

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>>74427077
>championship worthy roster
>predator level playoff runs
Embarrassing.

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>>74427206
>>74427206
forgot pic

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>>74427160
>He doubles down on his delusion

Don't be mad... Laffs are a contender bud :^]

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>>74427214
>going to a different browser to pretend you're not samefag falseflagging

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>>74426679
>Sabres

>>74427234
Who are the people in this pic? Doesn't seem hockey related

i was worried the laffs were actually going to build a good team but they are throwing their future away as always, crisis averted

>>74427239
Guy on the right is the Russian Ambassador to Turkey.

Guy on the left is the person only minutes or so from shooting and killing said ambassador

>>74427247
>have two 2nd round picks this draft
>trade one

wew it's fucking nothing

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>>74427225
Keep projecting and planning that parade lmfao ( ^ω^)

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>>74427263
>he samefag falseflags on a taiwanese blowup doll collectors forum

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>>74427268
>He's a literal fag

Now shoo shoo Pajeet your shift at 7/11 is starting

remember that time the leafs were up 4-1 in game 7 with ~10 minutes left to play and they lost?

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>>74427280
>samefagging falseflagging autist calling someone else a fag

Hawks fan here. I am so happy Shattenkirk got traded to the Caps.

In the event Chicago finishes 2nd in the division and the Bloos finish third, it will make that series way fucking easier

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>>74426679

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>>74427283
Pretty epic t b h

If I recall correctly from CBC the night after one mentally unstable Torontonian attempted to commit suicide after lol!

It was probably this guy >>74427292 he's a nervous wreck!

>>74427283
yawn

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Post yfw the Snes died.

>>74426891
what the shit was this from?

>>74427317
>get called out for being a samefagging autist
>y-you're a n-nervous wreck xD

>shittsburg brings live penguins to the game
>terrifies the poor fellers with fireworks

Great going there

>>74427260
yeah keep telling yourself that as they keep making those trades for rentals that go nowhere and they fail to accomplish anything.

>laffs fans in charge of not being delusional

>>74427327
Wait, I'm confused, who gets to slap who?

>>74427338
Once again, i'll explain this for you real slowly

they have two (2) second round picks
it's not a big deal if they moved one

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>>74427336
Did I strike a nerve? Your meds are always nearby if you need them

>>74427353
But they have better odds of getting a good player with two...

It's not like Boyle makes them a contender, so it is kind of a wasted pick unless they shore up the blueline quickly and resign him.

>>74427305
they won't catch the Preds, enjoy getting memed on by Arvidsson

>>74427353
>they are going to do it only once
>they wont do it again next year when they are still trash

kek it keeps happening

>>74427357
>tfw no meds that prevent coiler fans from samefagging their false flag autism

>>74427327
How can she slap?

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>>74427327
Poor Sens.

You can always pray that Dahlen busts.

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>>74427371
>tfw no Meds to cure Laff delusion

Just be happy you have some great prospects. Not a contender.

>>74427317
This moment was still more successful than anything the Oilers had done in the last 5 years prior.

Really stimulates the synapses.

>>74427374
>fucking up a child's 8th birthday party

The fuck?

>>74427384
in which post was anyone unironically claiming the leafs to be a contender?

Vancouver and the rest of the Pacific does not get enough media attention.

It irritates me

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>>74427393
Pinnacle of Laffs success for over fifty years too

>>74427415
They don't deserve it. Boring non-meme teams besides Calgary.

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>>74427410
>20 games

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Starting to get nervous. When are the hawks going to make a real move

>>74427433
>playoff push
>going to get swept in the first round even if they make it

>>74427437
They shouldn't. They gave too much last year, and now they need to worry about rebuilding their prospect pool so they can eventually replace their star players. I'm afraid they're going to have to do it on their own from here on out.

>>74427433
>>74427439
>implying boyle won't get addicted to mathews' boy pussy and ends up signing long term on a fair deal

>>74427444
>signing a 32 year old 4th liner to a long term deal

actually yeah sounds like something the laffs would do

>>74427433
He's saying the rest of the regular season will be a good experience for the team. Not sure how that implies he thinks they're a contender.

>>74427409
It was just a prank that went too far.

>>74427448
>3 years @ 2 million plus all the fringe benefits of pounding generational butt

>>74427444
1-2 year deal would be fine. Max 3.

The important thing is Ben Smith will never be seen again

would it be top funny if the laffs traded their second 2nd round pick for a 4th liner tomorrow and then they miss the ploffs completely?

lightning heatening back up again

>>74427374
If it's not Mississippi it's not my problem.

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>>74427479
>lightning heatening back up again
>clearly selling to tank the rest of the season
You're not a very bright chink are you?

>>74427460
>just a prank
bro

>>74427492
wonder if i get b& for this post

>>74427471
>Ben Smith will never be seen again
>unironically thinking babcock wont keep giving smith ice time
are you even a leafs fan?

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>>74427479
>Canucks traded a 4th liner for a player that would go in the 1st round this draft
Really makes the neurons fire. Frogs were a mistake

>>74427509
He called him out for being shit and barely gave him any minutes. Writing is on the wall

Boyle is his new son to replace Hyman

>>74427517
he's really not that good of a prospect

t. someone who wishes the snes had given up chabot in this deal instead

>>74427479
>2nd round pick for a 4th liner

Still not as bad as the Wild trading a 1rst and a 2nd for a 4th liner.

>>74427538
I think you seriously underestimate how bad this year's draft is

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>he cares if a hat trick is natural or not

>>74427542
>Jannik Hansen is the same age, same production

plsplspls get us 1st rounder Benning, don't even care about the 2nd

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>>74427569
>Hansen
>Being appreciated
Yeah, no

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>>74427565
>He cares if it's an empty net goal

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>he cares if his team makes the playoffs

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>He cares about the NHL

>>74427569
He still has term after this year though. Not sure many teams want that at the moment. Edmonton would be a good fit as they need some more depth/speed on the RW, but I doubt Vancouver or Edmonton want to deal with one another.

>this ""general"" is allowed to exist

KEK at all the retarded artists samefagging because there aren't enough furpuck fans to have a real discussion. Sad!

>>74427040
all that for a point

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>>74426679

*farts*

Today a Canuck dynasty was born

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My heart can't handle this season

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>>74426679

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>>74427771

>>74426623
What's the point of a mouthguard that small?

>>74427943
Perhaps you should decrease your salt intake

>Get a good bottom six center for one of your five fucking 2nd round picks in the next two drafts
>People flip out and say the Leafs are back to their old ways and are doomed

All these Ben Smith fans baka.

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>>74427374
>white couple
>Jose Ismael Torres

suomi finland hundred year old

>>74428340
cute

>>74428349
Reminder that pre WW1 independencies do not count.

>>74428357
Reminder that they do

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>>74427060
>@incarceratedbob

nigger get a real source.

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>>74427421
who is meme on calgary they suck assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss for real

>>74428576
delete this disturbing image

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>>74426679
anxious

>>74426699
19/38, but I missed Ilya Kovalchuk and COnnor McDavid,, kek

Have the senators ever won a trade in their history?

>>74426699

SCORE
28/38
TIMER
03:41

>>74428649
Does Anderson for Elliot count as a win?

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I love Sweden

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>>74428696
I appreciate your post

>>74426785
You've really outdone yourself kip.
This is shitposting on a new level

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>>74426785
>It is Finnish busts.

haha all finns are bu-

>>74426785
Go back to /tv/ Korinefag

Bot going to lie guys, Granlund's OT goal was pretty good

>making Kopitar, Carter, Dought and Quick look like the busts they are
I can not dislike this

Caps are gunna win the cup guys

>>74428899
He kinda looks like those fish people Lovecraft described in Shadow over Innsmouth

>>74426961
That's rich coming from a fucking chink

also, post butt

he is getting a good succ from female

Stop taking Finland's baits, you idiots.

>>74429096
Probably the third best goal in his career. After ilmaveivi and the playoff OT winner against Colorado. Pretty cool to have actual star players again.

>>74429229
it's shame he hates the ilmaveivi goal so much that he won't be doing it anymore. I have seen many chances where he would have easily scored with it but he refuses to do it.

>>74429238
You have got to respect him for doing what he believes is right though

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>>74429238
Maybe he's saving it for a stan lee final. It would really be a great fucking meme to do if they make it this year.

>>74429238
>>74429229
ilmaveivi is the lacrosse goal right? i'm pretty sure that's not legal in the nhl

>bye week over
>bye playoffs week begins

Smh desu senpai

>>74429318
Yes. But I don't know a reason for it to not be since the contact with the puck happens below the crossbar.

>>74429318
Why not if the stick is below crossbar?

>>74429318
it is though. It doesn't break any rules.

>>74429318
>>74429371
>>74429419
>Rule 80.1: "Cradling the puck on the blade of the stick (like lacrosse) above
the normal height of the shoulders shall be prohibited and a stoppage
of play shall result. If this is done by a player on a penalty shot or
shootout attempt, the shot shall be stopped immediately and
considered complete."

I would guess that it is a safety concern, that they don't want sticks being swung around goalies heads. Which makes sense if you look at the rules about high-sticking and what it says about shoulder height

>>74429430
http://www.nhl.com/nhl/en/v3/ext/rules/2015-2016-Interactive-rulebook.pdf

>>74429430
But since the crossbar is at 4 feet, it should be fine. I think that's preventing this (at 0:35) :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwovbIyPYJk

>>74429449
But since goalies often are on their knees, the crossbar often is above their shoulders.

But yeah, that could also very well be it

>>74429453
>goalies often are on their knees

Its not their should height when they're on knees.

>>74429468
Is that what bothers you, what it's called? Call it whatever you want. When they are on their knees, their heads are closer to the ice, often around crossbar-height.

>>74429419
>>74429372
Don't want Finland memeing

good morning /hoc/

>>74429608
good morning canada

>1030 game
What the fuck? Could you at least have made it for 10? This fucking game won't start until almost 11.

>>74428649
Islanders get
>Yashin

Ottawa gets
>2nd overall pick (Spezza)
>Chara
>Shit player (Muckalt)

lel Milbury

Hyman - Matthews - Nylander
JVR - Bozak - Marner
Komarov - Kadri - Brown
Martin - Boyle - Soshnikov

Rielly - Marchenko
Gards - Zaitsev
Hunwick - Polak

Andersen

Leafs could some damage in the playoffs desu

>>74429714
those west coast games piss me off. i live on the east coast, last year i was up until 2am most nights watching the WCF

>>74429726
They're going to lose 4-0 on the first round desu. Provided they even get there first.

>>74429726
Not with that shit tier defense. Although for top memes it would be pretty fucking funny if they upset the caps.

Worst team to make the playoffs recently?

>>74429737
jets

>>74429737
Ottawa Senators in every year they've been in since 2007

>>74429726
who is suppose to score goals?

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hi guys, ya miss me?

>>74429726
Take your meds Lafftard.

>>74429737
Islanders

>>74429817
He's literally our PP so yes I do miss you.

Can we just give Conn Smythe to Granlund already? I mean he's gonna win it anyway.

>>74429858
they award the smythe to players from one and done teams?

>>74429858
>pedosota
>Stanley cups
Pick one

>granlund styled on doughy kopitar and quick
Wew

Reminder that the Columbus blue jackets are elite and will win 10-0 tonight

>>74429817
Thank Boone Jenner that he did this

>>74429912
>L10 - 6-4-0
>elite

>>74429874
>kangz
>playoffs
Pick one and only one

>>74429942
WE

Oh my god, the capitals are literally unstoppable now, I don't want to have to play them in the playoffs, the second wildcard has become a death zone for any team

>>74429942
the kings play calgary 4 more times, highly unlikey the flim flams retain their wildcard spot

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>>74429950
WUZ

>>74429971
PLEYOFFZ N SHIET

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>>74429959
This sounds familiar

>>74429971
this image makes no sense

>>74429982
Except now with shattenkirk it's 10x better than any defense

>>74429988
Only one I found with some crying LA Kangz

>>74429988
I bet it's decent trigger material to use against Kings "fans". It makes sense in that way

>>74430000
Meme me

>>74430003
fair enough

>>74430007
the ducks literally have nothing on the kings

>>74430013
And that is what makes it good trigger material. It got you going a little, and I bet you don't even like the kings

>>74430013
Nothing but a Playoff spot you dumb laffer

>>74429993
That's nice. How many times have the caps been superior on paper to just get bounced in the 2nd round?

>>74429999
Allll night

>>74430022
so the kings are exactly where they want to be

the darkhorse

>coilers playoff """""""""""""knowledge"""""""""""

>>74430024
Not this superior
>>74400000

>>74430013
we will make the ducks strong again

we will make the ducks win again

AND WE WILL MAKE THE DUCKS MIGHTY AGAIN

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>>74430013
Was it The Mighty Ducks or The Mighty Kings?? Check mate dick.

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>>74430037
They'll sneak into the playoffs as the 3rd wild card team

Thanks for the laugh, Laff

>>74430039
>Lead by 1 point for 2 quarters
>Kangz slam them with 4 points in the last quarter
Not looking good...

>>74430051
they play calgary 4 times before end of season that alone could get them there

could even overtake your regressing team

i hope the capitals lose in the first round

>>74430069
Don't bother. Coilers fans actually think they'll win the cup this year. The level of delusion displayed by them is above anything I have ever seen.

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>>74430069
Look at this guy, his delusion is spilling over to teams he's not even a fan of lol

there are 0 good players on the trade market. good luck to whoever overpays for radim vrbata

>>74430095
guess we'll know who gets the last >laff in april my deadmonton friend

THE SHANTY TOWN OF /HOC/

Post >yfw the kongs get eliminated from playoff contention by the flams again and it's 2015 all over again in here

New to NHL, what team should I root for if I want to be constantly disappointed?

>>74430139
>rags

honorable mention
>laffs

>rags

took a laxative last night so now im just waiting for the avalanche out of my bottom lads. maybe if i have a coffee itll start up

speaking of avalanche sakic is not going to get what he thinks for duchene or landeskog. maybe on draft day he'll get a crazy offer who knows. but its actually very hard to trade young good players because you never really get a fair return

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>>74430132

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>>74430132

>>74430152
Why the avs haven't heavily pursued one of the ducks defenseman for landeskog is beyond me. They need a LW badly and the avs need about 3 defenseman.

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>>74426679
PLAYOFFS?

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>>74430172

>>74430172
He's a big gguy

>>74430180
He looks like he's about to fucking eat McDavid

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>>74430186
4 Pul(You)

>>74430180
Someone crop his face, I need that as a reaction image and I'm a dirty fucking phone poster

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>>74430231
Shit's kinda blurry because the original pic's resolution sucks ass

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>rags

>>74430256
Thank you, sir.

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When will it be our turn to make a trade?

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>>74430272

>>74430278
Pretty sure Chia has said he isn't looking to make a big move. I do hope he's looking for a bottom 6 centre or a RW at least.

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>>74430231

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>Muh trades

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>>74430288
>rags

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>>74430293
Based

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>>74430278
You can have Brendan Smith

>cam atkinson will regress hard
>his shooting percentage is unsustainable
LMAO CAM ATKINSON HATERS HES STILL SHOOTING 15.9% LMAO BE MAD

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PULJUUUUUUUU

>>74429817
I'm happy you're back tonight

>>74430312
He'll regress eventually, lad. Not even Crosby could hold 15%.

>>74429737
Wild of last year statistically by points

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bullyou

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>>74430313
Who?

>>74430321
>regress eventually
Man it's been 60 games just face it, he will be shooing 16% by the end of the season

>ottawa sports radio station defending burrows trade and calling fans idiots for hating it

Ottawa sports media are 100% shills for the Senators

Do other teams have their local media wrapped around their finger like Ottawa does?

>>74430331
Pretty sad that a team with such limited resources to begin with is handcuffing themselves even more.

I don't even have it in me to greentext >you guys anymore desu

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>>74430324
i wish content aware satan was still alive

>>74430329
Got agree here, Atkinson is the most skilled player on the team. Saad would be but he's lazy as fuck. The guy is good.

>>74430088
What's delusional about saying the Oilers can win the Cup considering the usual juggernauts have slowed down?

Amazing forwards, solid defense, great tendy, not sure what the problem is with saying they can win their first of many Cups.

>>74430324
>18 years old
>"18"

Ottawa SenatorsVerifierat konto @Senators 30 minför 30 minuter sedan
Mer
The Burrows extension, which runs through the 2018-19 NHL season is for $2.5M each year. The extension includes a 10-team no-trade list.

>>74430368
What the fuck is up with snes management with giving everyone a NTC or NMC

>>74430368
>they will also likely protect him at the expansion draft
This is just sad desu

>>74430343
the sens have turned silfverberg, zibanejad, ritchie, dahlin, lindberg, and multiple 2nd round picks into bobby ryan, dion phaneuf, derrick brassard, and alex burrows :)

>>74430381
And Bryan Murray was honored and Melnyk had a "Ring of Honor" built just to kiss his ass more

Lispy faggot ruined the team