/heem/

Gall

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we tyrone here

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Schaub is God

Flawless thread

Bisping will heem Romero

49-1

Now shut the fuck up, Floyd's bitch

>>74426519
floyd like

>yo money team, read to me what they're saying online

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>>74426481
WHY IS IT SO HARD TO COPY/PASTE EVENTS

No one cares about Conor McGregor anymore, please stop discussing him. Thank you.

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Thompson's demise

>>74426534
I don't know, you tell us

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>>74426535
Me and the based Irishbros do

>>74426544
Implying I'm OP, fuck news I just want events ffs

>>74426545
>Larping cuckboy and a bunch of pale drunk monkeys

>>74426536
Please explain

>>74426536
wondermeme in his post fight interview after getting tko'd:
"i had a bad weight cut and i think i should get a second rematch, what do ya'll say WOO"

>>74426544
Then you should copy and paste them

I love women's MMA but I also don't believe in women's rights. I feel conflicted.

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>fighters who are not good

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still my girl

>>74426572
please stop

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>>74426580
>girl

>>74426601
*balloon deflating*

>>74426490

This the best broship in MMA today

WHERE IS SPERG OP FFS

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>>74426631
You sir are mistaken

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>when you're too stupid to use Twitter so you come to 4chan for news but then realize you can't even read

>>74426644
>Twitter
Heem urself

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50-0

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ypdJfonGHH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S-HGS1A0sM

>>74426665
WALL

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>>74426654
>being in the lost battalion

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Anything wrong with this?

>>74426691
I'll have you know any of my heem related news comes from CNN

KNUCKLE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>people literally cannot comprehend having news and events in the OP when sperg posts them either way

>these same "very busy" people cant use Twitter

Major Tom'd

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>>74426656
49-1

>>74426694
Ireland in Huezillian tier and we good

>>74426694

Put on weight

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6 days

>>74426694
You forgot to include Canada in Hit or Miss

>>74426706
There are people willing to create threads with news and events, why does it trigger you? I'd like to know honestly

>>74426723
You seem to be complaining about the lack of news in the OP
Hmmmmmm

>>74426717
haha how do you dominate a guy and then lose the rematch hahaha

>>74426481
Wow nice thread man. You should be making more threads in the future for sure.

>>74426732
Yes, complaining. Why does it trigger you when people make informed threads?

>>74426737
>lose the rematch hahaha

Majority draw

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haha how do you tap like chicken then 6 months later fight for title?

>>74426737
Nate did a better job then Luke Rockhold atleast

>>74426744
it doesnt
why are you triggered about the op which includes news AND events?
is it because you cant use twitter?
i used to be stupid to you know

haha how do you lose a title fight to Benson Henderson and then get decapitated by a Bellator fighter hahahaha

>>74426753
Never realized Gooby tapped twice

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>>74426631
indeed it is

>>74426765
It's because after a 12 hour shift at work I don't want to spend my little time scavenging for news when plenty of people are willing to include it

>>74426766
Who?

>>74426780
Luckily for you there's news in the op, ufc 209 on Saturday
never claim entitlement though

>>74426790
>never claim entitlement though
Woodley pls go

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>>74426753
By winning the rematch

i said this once already please stop talking about conor mcgregor no one cares about him anymore thank you

Jesus this general it's shit nowadays, repeating the same unfunny memes

>>74426805
>nowadays

Freshcunt

thompson 48-47
anderson 29-28

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>>74426812
Anderson 49-48

>>74426805
Memes refresh after PPVs

tj beat cruz
lawler beat condit
dodson beat lineker
holly beat germaine

>>74426810
It was bearable before at least, only on fight nights heem gets decent

>>74426817
Dallas Winston is my favourite MMA Media Judge, if only because he provides consistent reasoning.

>>74426694
Canada and Bangladesh in hit or miss tier
Kenya in GOAT tier
Lithcuck tier

>>74426837
>tj beat cruz
No
>lawler beat condit
Yes
>dodson beat lineker
No
>holly beat germaine
Yes

>>74426848
>kenya in goat tier
my nigga

malaysia is hit or miss too

>>74426835
If tyrone wins the race bait poster will not stop ever

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>>74426871
>aryan vs negro
>Islam vs Mexico

LET THE GAMES BEGIN

>>74426871
im pretty sure its a proxy but if not, you live in the bronx right?

>>74426871
t. uncle tomas

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>>74426797
"winning"

>>74426694
Remove Ireland literally nuthuggers the flag

>>74426871

>White people don't race-bait at all

You're the Swab loser aren't you?

WHATUP CHAMP CAMP

>>74426871
>complains about race-baiting after typing "tyrone"

>>74426860
Malaysia doesn't really post a whole lot, but yeah. Maybe asSpain should Brazil tier as well.

Sad!

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>>74426908
Yep

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>>74426933
"winning"

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>>74426939
Yep

>>74426931
asSpain is sclob tier

What's wrong with Wonderboy eating pizza 5 days before Fight?

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Goober isn't fighting.

Go back to your WWE you fucking wolf ticket casuals.

>>74426837
I agree with all of that except for TJ and Cruz

>>74426990
25-0.

>>74426837
wrong
right
wrong
wrong

1,2,5 Hendo

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>>74426694
GOD Tier: Canada

>>74427005
You'll be crying to your local imam come Sunday.

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>>74426846
He knows how to drop truth bombs

>>74427013

Hendo is the champ under the new rules lad.

>>74427018
>get a takedown
>do nothing with it
>win round

you're thinking of the old rules.

>>74427022

I'm thinking Hendo won two 10-8 rounds plus the fifth so he beat Bisbong decisively

>>74427022
4746 hendo
4746 woodley

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G_f7cbdGfA
boo boo

>>74427033
At most he won two 10-9's. Twenty seconds doesn't get you a 10-8.

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How you aint got my shit but i let you hold it

Why you boo?

>>74426886
No, i actually live in the dominican republic

>Brendon

https://twitter.com/ForrestGriffin/status/836398167734149120

>>74426893
Im white, but not argentina meme tier white

>>74427043

Yes it does

>>74427072

I don't know who Brendon is my man but for sure I will 100%

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>>74427014

>>74427078
Nope. You don't have to kill someone to get a 10-8, but you do need to be winning more than 10% of the round.

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>>74427089
and if its Bader vs Perosh tier then its a 10-7

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Can Khabib be my boy if I'm not muslim?

https://twitter.com/CubSwanson/status/836330661216542720
>I just got confirmation that I am still the Main Event for #UFCNashville So Artem is still getting his 5 round ass whooping (or he quits)

Did we talk about this yet? They're booking Artem over fucking Maia/Masvidal?

>>74427119
WME-IMG continuing to go full retard

>>74427119
>putting grappling in the Main Event over highlight reel KO
>forgetting that Maia had one of the lowest rated on fox shows

>>74427131
>>74427119

People are there to watch Conor's buttplug fight Cub.

>>74427155
who gives a fook about Maia, its Masvidal that deserves a main event slot

>>74427222
Maia is such a fucking beast

>>74426481
good thread

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>"steroids"

>"HASHAS STAIROIDS DONT BE POOTIN MY NAME STAROIRSDS *autistic screeching*

>>74427089

>you need to be winning more than 10% of the round

Where is this in the rules?

>>74427302
Where is it in the rules that your mother has to stop sucking my dick?

>thompson by KO is paying out more than thompson by decision

what the actual fuck

>>74427294
thanks man

>>74427342
Uh

Reverse that

I meant that you get better money betting on decision than KO and that is absurd

is it comfy yuro hours yet?

>>74427300
Wut?

I hate ferguson because he's a dick and has big dumb ears but I hate Khabib too because he tells people to be careful.

Who to root for lads?

>>74427373
Gooby.

>>74427373
I think Conor-Tony for sure would be a great fight homeboy

However I definitely feel more suspense with Conor-Khabib, does that make sense? I'd imagine a fight with Khabib would be the only non-Nate non-WW title non-GSP fight Conor would take anyways. All this Mayweather talk makes me think he's on his way out. He's talked about retiring early

>>74427373
Groovy.

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>>74427373
the least ugly one

>>74427383

I'd prefer to see Conor-Habib too, Ferguson also seems like he would be way bigger than Conor.

>>74427389
>12-1

you what mate

>>74427015
Both woodley and khabib are going to win lad, its going to be unholy alliance of BLM and muslims

/pol/ and white nationalists NAZIs (ie. YOU) will struggle to breath underneath their new foreign bulls

So I guess the Codysperg is hibernating after shitposting for 72hrs straight

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*unhooks*

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>"give me an answer god"
>no answer
>"that must be god's answer"

Guys i'll book heem a Schaub speaking engagement in coral springs for us all to attend

https://www.allamericanspeakers.com/booking-request.php?SpName=Brendan-Schaub

>>74427438
I'd unironically go and heem everyone there including bundle snot

>>74427442
good luck heeming me buddy LOL youd get flatlined within 5 secs of walking through the door

>>74426641
is literally every other fighter a little embarrassed for Conor and his 'hard man' fronting?
I've seen this reaction with Brown Pride and a dozen others.
Conor is the MMA version of the aging Hollywood star who hasgotten terrible plastic surger but no one will tell them.

>>74427447
Get in my donkey guard

>>74427438
It would surely cost $15-$20 to book him, so if 40 of us showed up we could pitch in 50 cents each to cover it.

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A better idea is we have schaub show up to his speaking engagement and also hire Rich Piana to show up to the same spot and watch Piana heem him

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>>74427438
I would be in heaven if you guys made this happen.

The UFC will have its first Muslim champ in one of its hottest divisions.

Whitebois on suicide watch. Islam will dominate the world. Allahu AKBAR!

>>74427477
>interim champ
>actual champ

Conor will heem him. Moving on

>>74427477
khabib is white though

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>>74427495
White people can be muslims.

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>>74427438
what would Schaub even talk about? Durrr I have a podcast durr I used to fight but got knocked out too much hurrrr I sucked Bryan Callens dick one time as a prank

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>>74427514
You are just one hateful guy aren't you? You probably couldn't spot a successful person even if you had their pic saved on your computer.

>>74427495
dagestanis are turkic

>>74427518
if you love him so much why dont you save up 5 grand and hire him to make a personal appearance at your house, he might even let you suck his dick

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The absolute GOAT

Callen is cool, Schaub is faggot

>>74427524
Cruz 1,2,5. CODYFAGS ARE ARGUING FOR A -DRAW-

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>>74427525
nah Callen is a retard

>>74427521
rekt

so PVZ got tired of fucking all the manlets at team alphafail and is now going to get mounted by chael

kek

>>74427559
She is probably like "Oh! Oh! Chael, you American Gangster! Fuck my pussy! Your cock is as big as Urijah"

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>>74427521
For 5 grand Schaub better bring his girl so she can suck my dick

>>74427559
Explain

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>>74427570
>She is probably like "Oh! Oh! Chael, you American Gangster! Fuck my pussy! Your cock is as big as Urijah"

m8 wtf...

>>74427570
ookay there

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>>74427521
If I were Ferttita wealthy I would definitely arrange a Schaub lecture for all of /heem/ expenses paid for everyone. I'm not gay so I wouldn't try to make sexual advances. H8ers would ball up in the presence of based Schaub.

>>74427582

she left TAM for chaels gym in portland apparently because mini mendes had to stop taking dick pills

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>>74427570

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>>74427585
I feel like the Fertittas are much wealthier than they let on.

Same with a lot of really rich people

>>74427570
>implying Chael would let her get close

>>74427596

DELET THIS

>>74427597
kek

Chad Mendes has a jerky and hunting tour company
Ian McCall owns a cryo-salon which shockingly doesn't actually help with his injuries
Jose Aldo is a fast food mogul

Who are some other fighters with notable business ventures that probably will make them more money than fighting?

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>>74427611
McGregor Promotions

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Paige VanZant is one of the biggest draws in combat sports

>>74427611
schaub

>>74427596

how much wealthier?

Like even wealthier past the fact they own several multi-millon dollar and billion dollar resort casinos in Las Vegas and sold UFC?

They'll possibly be the new investor to get the Raiders in Vegas too.

>>74427626
I heard his toilet brand is doing big numbers

>>74426985
That one slice will make the difference

>>74427631
Fertitta is Guinean for Bogdanoff

>>74427131
It's pronounced WWE-IMG on heem. Actuallu make that a WWE-PNG

>>74427620
Top 5 draws excluding McGregor and Rousey
1. Paige van Zant
2.
3.
4.
5. Artem

>>74427684
tyron
bisping
silva

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Luke Thomas is one of the most polarizing enigmatic writers in all of journalism

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Is Khabib our guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MU52g_5hDto

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r8 my OC with shit photoshop skills

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>>74426481
Upcoming events:

3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/10: LFA 6 - Junior vs Rodriguez
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson
3/25: Glory 39 - Doumbe vs Kongolo
3/25: Invicta FC 22 - Evinger vs Kunitskaya 2
3/31: EFN 62 - Pavlovich vs Sidelnikov
3/31: Bellator 175 - Rampage vs King Mo 2
4/8: UFC 210 - Cormier vs Johnson 2
4/8: Bellator 176 - TBA
4/14: Bellator 177 - Dantas vs Caldwell
4/15: UFC on Fox 24 - Waterson vs Namajumas
4/16: RIZIN 2017 IN YOKOHAMA - Kawajiri vs TBA
4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov
4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald

Thread theme song: https://youtu.be/c3LJc8R2npo

>>74426633
he told me over skype that he got banned for 3 days for posting about how adan's imaginary daughter will be getting fucked in the ass by horny teenagers when she becomes an adolescent, and had me post the event list for him

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>>74427718
I really hope Wonderboy misses weight so this meme really takes off

>>74427722

>>74427724
Could still have potential if he loses

>>74427728
>if

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>>74427714
I don't understand how people get this retarded. Is he not aware of Karyn Bryant, Megan Olivi, Ariel Jewani, all the blacks that do the fox desk like Tyron and Cormier etc etc like what the fuck Luke just fuck off you goof

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I stormed in and put it all on the line. I took a shot and missed. I will never apologize for taking a shot. Shit happens. I'll take this loss like a man. I will not shy away from it. I will not change who I am. If another champion goes up 2 weights let me know. If your tired of me talking money, take a nap. I'll still be here when you wake up with the highest PPV and the gate. Still talking multi 7's. Thank you to the true support and fuck the hate that came out of the woodwork. I love it all. Its still steak for breakfast. I've been here many times in my life in some form or another. I'll eat it all and come back stronger. Aldo you are a pussy. Dos anjos you are a pussy. When the history books are written, I showed up. You showed up on Twitter. To the fans! Never ever shy away from challenges. Never run from adversity. Face yourself head on. Nate I will see you again.

>>74427714
>a lo, did Saint Thomas sacrifice himself for ye unwashed masses*

*and women

>>74427736
based

>>74427733
>if

Anyway, I have an hour to kill I'm gonna try to make more Knock Knock memes with Wonderboy, Pizza, and Woodley

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>>74427736
>eh the boy got lucky yeh no excuses but i was ineffecient with my energy, where's my cahwfee *recycles rehearsed lines*

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*blocks your path*

>>74427757
nice Khalabib plays airsoft hes just like me

>>74427774
who the fuck is that turbo manlet hes with

>>74427794
izzy

>>74427794
Goobs at 170

I find it hard to believe Rashad Evans can beat Dan Kelly

>>74427817
I'm seriously thinking about taking Kelly in my picks

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>>74427817
Rashad will box his face off unfortunately

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What have I done...

>>74427832
Did you see Rashad's boxing against Bader and Glover? He's regressed significantly. USADA'd!!!

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>>74427846
welp

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>>74427846
can you do something with this?

>>74427854
Lil Nog outboxed him as well. He's done.

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>>74427854
Ryan Bader is an outstanding boxer.

>>74427868
What do you want done with it?

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>>74427846

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>>74427882
nothing. I just wanted to know if you could

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He did it lads

>>74427907
Our boy

>>74427907
She's jacked

>>74427907
wait til he gets USADA'd

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>>74427899
Well I'm not that creative so I need guidance

>>74427933
Sage and Tyron on the left and right

>>74427950
Fuck! That is a good idea!

Brb

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Commitment.

>>74427968

Wonderdough is not making 170

>>74427968
3 pizzas minimum

The Bad Guys?

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>>74427950
Sage's hair is so hair to get properly

25-0

Rich Piana are pizza in his embedded today too.

Bet the house on swab

https:/www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtpZkmUNwEQ

Who /JonesVsCormier2/ here?

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Goodnight guys

You hit the GYM HARD and eat CHICKEN, while WONDERBOY eats PIZZA and he still gets a title shot

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>>74427968
>He trains hard every day for the last 7 weeks for this, so it's important to go out once in a while and kind of enjoy yourself but still stay within the realm of what you need to do as far as eating is concerned, mentally plays a big part and I think it's important for a, and our weight's really good so I think you get to enjoy it more

>>74427300
good concept poor execution

>>74428016
Please meme more soon. Thank you

>>74427968
>has to ask his dad for permission to eat pizza at the age of 34

>>74428030
HAHA I remember that, busted on the embedded

>>74427846
So Wonderboy has a threesome with Tyron and Sage...?

>>74428030
Still showed where his mind is.

What do you say guys?

UFC returns to Madison Square Garden. This summer the GOAT returns to test the waters at lightweight.

GSP Vs Al Iaquinta. It would sell out in a second and break all gate and PPV record. The strong Island legend fighting in his backyard.

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>>74428053

mmmmmmmmmmmm

>>74426985
Whats wrong with Wonderboy eating 5 pizzas before the day of the fight?

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THEEE PHEENOMMMMM

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>Wonderpedo
>Loves cheese pizza

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>wonderboy will never be your karate instructor

Hunto.

Its one slice of fucking pizza, can you guys stop making such a god damn deal over it? It isn't gonna do shit

Cowboy fucking drinks beers before fights.

I'm constantly listening to face the pain.

It soothes my tortured soul.

5 days until UFC 209 but I must watch people in combat now!

>>74428096
ANNNNND STILLLLLLLLLL

I've been analyzing the trends and wavelengths of the telluric currents intensely in the past couple weeks in California and Nevada. They are going haywire, the auras surrounding Khabib are all unbalanced and his chalkra is too concentrated in his core as opposed to being distribute equally. It is all balanced and flowing graciously around Tony. I recommend Khabib undergo balloon sinusplasty to correct these on the eve of the fight before the first quarter moon commences

>>74428027
/fit/ pls go and stay go

>>74428111
brb betting the livestock on Tony

>>74428076
AIDS Vitor KO's fat Kelvin

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>>74428097
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4peo7q

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Where is free money?

>>74427920
It's a she that wants to be a he

>>74427854
Ah yes he is no match on the feet for the slick and flowy Dan "The Spry Young Man" Kelly

>>74428177
Daniel Kelly

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>>74426927

>>74428177
Overeem kills Hunt

>>74428177
>Woodley +135
>The DAMAGE +315
>Hunt +120

All decent bets. I'm not sure how good Bektics TDD is so maybe Elkins isn't the greatest bet but I like those odds.

If I get double digits

Woodley
Khabib
Hunto

all win

>>74428177
>wonderboy favourite again
I dont get it

freemoney is tyron/khabib/kelly/hunt

>>74427049


DON SAY NUN TUMMEH

DON SAY NUN TUMMEH

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>>74427611

>>74428177
fug Lando is too big a favorite

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>>74427072

Is Bradley Swib a good fighter?

>>74427451
/r/ing the webm of him posturing ft. incredulous Shogun in the background

>>74428223
Brently Scub is the master of getting KO'd

>>74428223
Bang-Bang Scope was a middling UFC fighter at best

If I get dubs Conor heems floyd

>tfw i could heem every here

>>74428223
blumpkin stump was a decent fag at his best

>>74428242
How would you heem me if you can't even get past my jab?

>>74428177
Morales/khabib parlay is great value and a safe play imo

>>74428177
Nowhere you weirdo

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>>74427373

Fergo because Banana vs Fergo 2 for the title m8

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I wanted to see based Hiro get the shot lads

just imagine timmy fucking elliot winning the show

just imagine

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>>74427438

I'd like to go and shake hands with Bentley Swig himself

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>>74427451
>>74428225

i-its not fronting

Reminder that wonderboy was only hesitant at205 because right before his fight he watched Weidman get permaheemd and Chris was supposed to be his corner man.

Alright mate

>>74428328
Wow I never thought of it this way. Wonderboy for sure would've stopped that takedown in the first round had Chris not lost his fight.

Eugene unironically has a better ground game than Conor. He is the highest level purple belt over the age of 50 I've ever trained with

>>74428335
Is this (You)?
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/33772919/#33788743

>>74428381
It is not

Dominick Cruz is still my boy

>>74428278
Hiro was based as fuck but Timmy put on a hell of a fight too

I really hope they don't scrap any divisions. I'm worried about Flyweight and Light Heavyweight

>tfw I could backpack every here to a 50-45
>he doesn't train gi

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>>74428385
Eternally

>>74427724
jon, i...

>>74428384
You are James Gallagher

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>>74426871
>if

Wow I met bradley swib the UCF team fighter guy

>>74428384
then fuck off

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>>74428219

>two time undefeated champion


sry wat

>>74428404
nope

>>74428414
i'll give ya a good clamp mate

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>>74428258

You don't know how to throw a jab.

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>>74428423

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>>74428408

Is Benson Swoobler a good fighter

>>74428436
thats brenald schumpf to you

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>>74428447
>Mr. White, remember to tell Mr. Rockhold, CHIN UP AND OUT.

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God I want to nail her so fucking bad lads

She is slightly butterface but it doesn't bother me

Why is she so based

>>74428458
her body isnt even that good if you really look at it objectively. her face is like a 4 and the body is a 6

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>>74428482

Don't even know what it is lad, just something about her makes me diamonds. She isn't even my "type" so I dont know what the fuck it is.