THE DINOSTY REMAINS UNDEFEATED
TOR: DeGod DeKobe DeJordan is GOAT
ATL:Dwight Howard ejected on Monday vs. BOS
PHI:76ers hopeful Joel Embiid plays this season
MLW:Michael Beasley suffers left knee sprain
MLW:Michael Beasley (knee) helped to locker room
MLW:Update: Thon Maker starts over Henson
CLE:Deron Williams will not play Monday vs. MIL
GS:Kevin Durant (hand) will play Monday vs. PHI
BOS:Avery Bradley starting, Brown to the bench
CLE:Richard Jefferson starting, Frye to the bench
CLE:Kyle Korver (knee) will play Monday vs. MIL
CLE:LeBron James (illness) will play on Monday
NY:Kristaps Porzingis (ankle) won't play Monday
>>74425604
Ebin finish desu
qbp
>>74425604
third for benis
>Captcha: HOPE
Kek literally wills the repeat
Saric is a god, Curry is a bust.
This ain't hip hop nigga, this is drive-by music
Somethin' to listen to while I load my uzi
Celtics titles: 17
Toronto total titles: 15
What did they mean by this?
helo boston
>>74425604
DeRozan should be Kobe's son or his cousin?
>DeKobe 12 straight plus game winner
Is he really a god?
>Melo
;_;
Cavs won. Heat still on fire good second half of the season so far
Kings 1-1
Pelicans 0-3
>>74425634
i ship them so much
>>74425623
>23
CAW CAW
Craptors and Celcucks arguing while we are the real champs of the east this year
>>74425636
His younger brother since he has by far the most similar game out of all of the kobe "sons"
>tfw Lakers North and Crater Face Kobe got the job done again
looks like the pressure is on YOU, Bombston
>>74425629
fuck where ya from its about how ya come
>Bombston getting BTFO by the Hawks without Dwight
>meanwhile Raptors undefeated since the Iblocka dinsoty started
LMAO
Someone get Hiro to have Queen and David Bowie's Under Pressure playing 24/7 on the general.
>>74425660
>Crater Face Kobe
Give me the skinny, IS Bogut going to the Cavs?
>>74425648
really makes you think
>>74425678
he has more interest in Boston
>>74425604
Just fucking stop watching the first and second quarter.
Just watch the third and fourth when they always make a fucking comeback. I swear.
Rockets vs Pacers
>>74425680
>>74425680
>>74425680
>>74425687
I honestly doubt that
>>74425667
>barely beats the knicks by 1 point
>the knicks
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Remember that one time that Canada had Queen Elizabeth on their money?
What record would the Warriors have right now if they didn't sign KD?
Why are celcucks so jealous of us Rapties fans? Is it cause our guard is 6'7?
>>74425712
same
>>74425708
No Kyle Lowry you fucking sack of shit. Kill yourself.
>tfw revised essay due tomorrow
should i just bullshit it like always and make minor changes?
Raps beating the cavs in the finals this year
the celtics are SO bad
>>74425708
>couldn't beat Rapties with no lowry
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Someone reminds me of Rapties' playoffs stats?
>>74425735
this so fucking much
Raptors are so fucking legit now holy shit. Lebeta is pooping his pants right now.
>>74425744
not good
>>74425744
Conference finals last year, celcuck. Weren't you fags bounced in the first round?
>craptors
>celshits
>pissards
Why you all talkin shit knowing you gonna get hit?
Oh yeah, the Inside the NBA guys are doing March Madness. Seeing Baron Davis is always nice.
in 5 years, Ingram will be averaging ____
>>74425744
Their playoff stats are worst in the league.
>check the Bawston game
>celshits down by 30 in the 4th quarter to the fucking Cawks
hahahahahaha I guess the pressure got to them
>>74425750
>their best player is literally out and they are 3-0
Is Ibaka really this much of a difference maker? He has fit in so well its insane.
>>74425735
You'll get to a respectable game six but that's if you even beat the wizards/celtics
>>74425744
What about yours? Nice try manlet you trash and you know it
How sad is it watching all these eastern conference teams argue about who gets to lose to Lebron?
>>74425765
>>74425753
W-wait, but /nba/ just told me Rapties were winning the Hip?
>celtshits
>curry didn't make a single 3
>he missed 11
kek
celtics having a horrible, unlucky shooting night
jaylen brown is definitely not a bust
and anyone still saying that is some fucking ugly Poo in Loo raptors fan
>>74425768
Ibaka and Tucker have turned them into an elite defense
>>74425795
who won the game tho?
>>74425759
10 burger flips per minute
>>74425744
Uhm that would be a whopping
>0 championships
>0 ECF
>>74425800
the warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the finals
>>74425767
Hahahahahahahahah horford is so bad nice team building celcucks
>saltics
>>74425778
>>74425771
>>74425756
As a Lander my heart goes out to the Raptors though. They deserve to win a Finals. And they will win a Finals. But after >our turn.
So who is Adam Silver going to give the first pick to? Pretty obvious we're going to see a Derrick Rose / Blake Griffin / Anthony Davis situation where someone "shockingly" wins the lottery. My money is on the Knicks being bailed out since they are one of the largest markets and are seriously hurting from the stupidity of Phil + Dolan :^)
Remember that one time the Raptors won the championship? Me neither
>>74425779
>Nitpicking responses
Respond to getting btfo
>>74425795
>>curry didn't make a single 3
>>he missed 11
Can someone verify this for me? It just can't be true can it?
>books nigga showing his superstar potential
>>74425645
Heat winning the chip
greatest comeback in nba history. I think....
Hopefully Derek Fisher doesn't do any Kings games. Shit would go down.
>hey lebron you ready to get btfo in the ECF??
EXPOSED
>>74425797
K still a bust best he'll be is a Wesley Johnson
>>74425824
Fuck them and no they won't. By the time LeBron is over the hill Giannis and the deer train are going to run over the east
wait are you telling me craptors have only made it out of the first round twice? thats less than the amount of times ive made it out of first base with a girl..sad
Watch Atlanta blow another 25 point lead late in a game
Why are the raptors always down double-digits by half time and somehow comes back into the game
>>74425831
watch him give a top 3 to the pellies to give them a chance of keeping their team together
>>74425854
barnes is gone
>>74425833
Remember the last time you didn't draft a bust?
>>74425871
its called ELITE offence and ELITE players
>>74425867
>Jabari dead
>Beas dead
>Everyone holding their breath until Khris breaks again
It's going to be a while still ;_;
what is it about the hawks that the celtics can't figure out
Anyone got the webm of (D)F(r)ake trying to french LeGod, showing his true Raptors fandom?
>>74425875
Oh shit, I didn't see that about him getting cut.
>>74425854
Why? Matt Barnes is out of the league right now.
>MR
>FOURTH
>QUARTER
Alright Bombston get in your hole for the night, I don't want to see you again
>>74425885
Giannis is going to be like Bron and carry a shit team to the finals but won't have enough pieces to win it
>>74425887
Hawks play well against shitty teams
>>74425869
We talking about now celcuck not the past
>>74425898
You see us every time you look up in the standings
>>74425898
KEK
>mfw klove will never fully recover from his back injury
>mfw raptors finally break the ECF barrier and play the warriors in da finale
Ingram > Jaylen Brown
Debate me
>m-mommy! jaylen brown is a bust! he totally isn't a future all star
tim hardaway jr is good
>>74425867
Bucks will have their time eventually, too. Why do you think we sent /our guy/ Delly? But they have to wait and earn it.
>>74425887
Dwight shits on manlets which is like half of the Celtics players
>what did he mean by this?
>>74425767
But Ainge is a genius! His master plan of having Ray Allen and Kevin Garnett gift Boston a free ring was all orchestrated by him! Surely he can do it once again!
>>74425910
We'd lose with dignity
Celshits losing yet again ahahahahahaha
best night of my life
>>74425759
triples doubles
>ayo kyle take it easy the next couple weeks get ready for the ECF
>>74425910
>The Cavs need Kevin Love to beat the Raptors
Lel
>>74425871
Cuz their defense is good now and lowry isn't in so their offense is trash. Their defense locks down and wins them games in the 2nd half.
>>74425759
2 points in the russian basketball league for alkha walla
>>74425931
nothing? just tweeting bitch nigger
reminder that the Celtics losing is the actualy equivalent of the Toronto Crappers winning a even a Conference Championship
>rose guarding derozan
what the fuck did the Knicks think was gonna happen
HAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK OFF CELTICS BIGGEST FRAUDS
>>74425916
>1-2
LMAO
>>74425916
Whoa three games sure showed me and talk about that ft% lol dipshit
>>74425952
>ESL
You have to go back.
>>74425604
>Milwaukee Cucks
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
>>74425944
I-is basketball a dangerous sport??
DELET THIS
>checks watch
>Celtics get blown out in the 4th Quarter
>mfw
>celtics?
>more like celshits
>>74425964
Do they even have ESL anymore? I doubt it, modern society would probably call it discrimination and bigotry.
So Bombston bout to get sweeped in the first round again huh?
Oh look the queen of the 4th manlet finally cooled down after his Cinderella story ended! Welp I guess it's back to reality being surrounded by busts like Jaylen Brown and stacking L after L!
hahahaha
>>74425871
because tha'ts their game, fking around 1st half and coming back after
Horford>Ibaka
>>74425871
they have really good individual players which horrific offensive system. if they had a good leader or coach to make some changes to their offense they'd be contenders.
>>74425989
BAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA delusion at its finest!
I'm sure jaylen brown will win this for the celcucks
>S A L T I C S
there's levels to this shit
>>74425983
It's okay! Ainge is going to draft some sick players!
>>74425989
Brian Scalabrine>Bill Russell
>>74425952
>get beat by Raptors
>get beat by Hawks
>after all that shitposting about taking 1st seed from the Cavs
JUST
>celshits think that soft ass nigga horford is good
>gaylen brown isnt already a confirmed bust
hahahahhahahhahaha
>>74426009
>draft
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>Pacers vs Rockets
>18-2 6 minutes into the 1st
>>74426015
Ebin
I hereby petition to have Kawhi permanently banned from any mentioning of Kobe and him being related in any way shape or form and to have DeMar DeRozan, from Compton, LA and Kobe's biggest fan, who copied all his moves just as Kobe did with MJ, be officially adopted as Kobe's son.
Welcome to the family.
yo how much is wigging dropping tonight, i dont think the kings have a sf
I'm glad Celtshits got blown out. That ensures Bogut is coming here
>>74426032
nice fan fiction lore lmao
as creator of the kobe son meme i decline
>>74425767
The best part!
IT's meme 20 points game streak has ended!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>74426032
Shouldn't Ray Allen be the mom since he fucked him in 08 and used to play like Jordan in his youth?
>>74426020
Bro bro he just had a 4th straight double digit game in celcuck term that makes him a goat already
>>74426036
>highest payroll
>over the cap
>still scared shitless of the warriors
>>74426037
>>74426048
Top kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdtVKlV6F_g
lmao Dwight is such a dumbass
>>74426059
What does payroll have to do with anything? We pay our players instead of making our kike owners rich. I know you're a cuck and okay with saving jews their money.
>larry
>>74426041
I can see rockets scoring 120+ a game and just moreyballing their way to a championship, this team is scary as fuck
>>74426065
How sad is it that doing furious dunks equals a technical in the NBA now. All they are allowed to do is chuck 3s.
I really feel bad for Raptors fans
Look at how many posts they've made
They're obsessed and it's pathetic
Fucking sad
Also Drake fucking sucks. It's 2017 lol
>>74425974
did that play unironically end Bynum's career?
>>74425860
There's no way thats real
Haven't you faggots seen how the Hawks have collapsed without Horford?
>>74426082
>le king of the fourth
hahaahhaha
>>74426065
Why does Bombston have to have its hand held?
>>74426083
It unironically ended the lakers franchise.
The curse of the MANLET Puerto Ricano.
>>74426044
But I created that...
>weeb raptors OP
i dunno how to feel about this, i wish i had clips4lyfe here to comfort me men.
>>74426082
So fucking jealous it's sad shut up celcuck you lost lol
Guys please calm down, you giving me a headache.
>>74426082
Drake is a bandwagon faggot and a Jew who steals others work and calls it his own. So yeah, typical leaf.
>>74426065
What a load of bullshit.
LeBron gets away with this but Howard can't?
>>74426110
I really could care less about the Celtics. They are behind both the Red Sox (incoming 2017 champs) and Patriots
You have nothing
You are a faggot
>>74426097
https://twitter.com/HPbasketball/status/836407918308245504
>Just a blip, but Isaiah Thomas averaging 31% in the 4th quarter over the past five games
>>74425900
A lot of their talent (Brogdon, a recovered Jabari lord willing) is just as young as Giannis, hopefully it won't be as bad as the Cavs.
>>74425855
>mfw drake gets a ring
>>74426118
Whitney Houston's biggest song was stolen work and nobody cared
>>74426108
Can you stop with this retarded meme? Thanks.
>>74426122
>b-b-but I dont even care about the celshits guy!!!
backpedal harder lmao
i'm gunna miss laughing at kay felder actually being our backup pg
>>74426128
what meme?
>>74426122
>the Red Sox (incoming 2017 champs)
AHAHAAHAHAHAHA
>Patriots
>had to coin toss against the ATLANTA FALCONS
OOOOHhohhohoho
>canacuck back to shitposting again because they beat two shitty teams with their new accquisitions
>>74426126
based Dolly
>>74426128
>he thinks we are memeing
wewclips
>>74426123
Meanwhile Westbrook is doing great.
>>74426147
Incoming the Finals We Deserved
man noel was a good pickup for the mavs
>>74426143
i've never seen a 4 seed talk so big. it's like they forgot they lost like 6 in a row or something
who's watching the kangs game? we all on buddy watch 2017?
>MFW THE CELTSHITS UNIRONICALLY CANNOT BEAT THE HAWKS WITHOUT DWIGHT HOWARD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>74426126
>covering a song is the same thing as stealing now
Stop posting here Aubrey.
>>74426131
????? you think i'm some anime poster?
kill yourself, you're canadian lol
>>74426154
>BTC having it's annual strategy meeting.jpg
I hate myself
>>74426160
reporting
hoping for a more aggressive buddy, a bounceback from WCS, and more skal
>>74426166
>contenders
LMFAO
>>74426160
>>74426160
>>74426160
im watching the rockets pacers game. the only reason to watch the kings was boogie, they are dead team now.
>>74426185
Don't worry Jaylen, you can still play in China if you're not a complete and total bust! hahahaha
holy shit, i was looking at the seeding and thunder can make a huge push up the seeding now. anyone think they could be 4th seed?
>>74426166
>they actually believed they would take 1st seed from the Cavs
>>74426159
Riiiiiiiiight. They've also won 4 in a row, 3 of themwithout Kyle Lowry. But keep talking, Celshits. Where would you idiots be without your starting PG?
>>74426193
GOTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>74426166
What could the Celtics get for pic related?
>>74425633
Toronto became a team in 1995
the fact that the raptors biggest rivals are the celtics instead of the cavs should show how much they suck
>>74426193
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP
>>74426213
A new wristwatch, maybe a nice clock.
>>74426185
Pancake on my face
Makes me extra happy
>>74426213
more draft picks they wont utilize properly
My sims husband and wife have the same career and the man still earns more money
>>74426143
You lost to two shitty teams tho while we actually beat our shitty teams. Stupid celcuck
>Marcus Smart was -26 in 28 minutes
>5-13, 2-7 from 3
>more turnovers than assists
>>74426213
a step stool to reach the ECF
Is jaylen brown a bust?
>>74426213
>manlet
Bout tree fiddy.
>>74426236
>flag
>we
>>74426245
yes
>>74426193
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
https://youtu.be/bYVR59Z4Lsk
where will bogut go?
Is Ingram a bust?
Guys, Cockshits are about to score 130 again
>>74426231
He's also being cucked by jamal down the street
>>74426248
I'm a fan of the raptors faggot what do you not understand? Stupid stupid celcucks
>>74426245
Is water wet? Did Judas rat to Romans while Jesus slept?
>>74426264
Casv. Revenge against the Worriers
Jaylen Brown will be _____ in 5 years
>>74426286
in the turkish league
>>74426286
a meem
>>74426245
Idk man he's had a stretch of 4 double digit games by Celtics draft standards he's the best pick they've had in years
>>74426286
Working at Foot Locker.
>>74426286
broke and shining shoes in downtown boston.
>>74426213
we'll give you deng and his sons
>>74426286
working at Panera Bread
>>74425709
The queen of Canada?
>>74425767
>>74426310
Panera is pretty based tho
>>74426286
A manager at Starbucks like Vin Baker.
>Wizards hosting Golden State tomorrow
>Then play @ Toronto next day
Warriors/Wizards should be a good game though, not gonna lie.
>The amount of shit IT is getting for a bad night
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE This pisses me off so much.
Let me preface my rant by saying this:
He was bad tonight. He was flat out awful shotting wise. He was just off all around, hero-balling and forcing a lot of shots.
BUT ITS NOT LIKE THE FUCKING TEAM HAS LITERALLY BEEN CRUSHING HIS MANLET SHOULDERS ALL SEASON
IT'S NOT LIKE HE IS LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON THIS TEAM ISN'T HOVERING AROUND .500 RIGHT NOW
I MEAN IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S SINGLE-HANDEDLY WON YOU GAMES WITH HIS PLAY ALL SEASON.
I mean jesus christ, all these celtics """fans""" pissed off at him right now...
Let's just look at this box score for a minute.
ISAIAH LED THE FUCKING TEAM IN REBOUNDING
I MEAN
LITERALLY
HOLY SHIT
A 5 FOOT 8 MANLET LED THE FUCKING TEAM IN REBOUNDING
AND LED THE TEAM ASSISTS
AND LED THE TEAM IN POINTS
AND HE HAD THE WORST FUCKING NIGHT OF THE ENTIRE SEASON
WHEN ARE PEOPLE GOING TO GET ON JAE CROWDER???
WHEN ARE PEOPLE GOING TO GET ON "LE HUSTLE AND GRIT" MARCUS SMART FOR TURNING THE BALL OVER TEN BILLION TIMES?
JESUS FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The entire team goes as IT goes. When he sucks, the rest of the team's play THAT IS SIMILAR TO EVERY NIGHT shows even more.
God fuck.
>>74426286
selling his ass for draft picks
>>74426341
Is this copypasta?
>>74426341
men just settle down....the pressure is too much for you?
>>74426341
bruh you might need to lay off the internet for a bit
>>74426352
LOL WHO'S LEAKING MEMES
MEMES ARE BEING LEAKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>74426341
He sucks get over it and get a REAL all star on your team.
>>74426349
>>74426352
>>74426360
A 5 foot manlet led the team in rebounds tonight.
I have a reason to be angry.
>>74426341
Damn, this nigga shook from all the pressure.
>>74426369
not autistic sperg rant on 4chan angry
>Take a shit
>or watch paul george
what do? im prairie doggin over here
>>74426378
wtf that is literally the perfect time to get autistic sperg rant angry
a 5 FOOT MANLET outrebounded a bunch of 7 footers on this team
>>74426309
oladipo on the far left
>manlets on /nba/
lmao
>all this celcuck ass pain
>mfw the Celtcucks have literally lost their minds from all this pressure
>>74426352
Toronoto
>>74426335
beal and wall are gunna body steph and klay
>tfw TNT keeps pushing Isiah Thomas as an analyst
pls stop
>>74426416
>trying to stop a curry that had a bad shooting night the game before
Hahaha, oh wow. Prepare for memes.
Westbrook comes across like a dick in post-game interviews desu, not a cute dick like Kobe either
Comparing Seth Curry to Steph Curry is slowly becoming not a joke anymore.
That nigga is going off lately.
>>74426423
i also read /r/nba
>>74426369
Maybe it's just a shit team ?
>>74426439
>maybe
Drummond Drummond
That boy up to something
>0-11
>Advanced stats
>>74426439
>2nd seed
>shit
>>74426439
It literally is. Outside of Isaiah and Avery (when healthy), this team is pretty mediocre. Smart has his flashes, but most nights he's a consistent mess that CAN'T shoot.
I'm encouraged by The Poet™ though, he was awesome tonight.
>>74426431
>tfw kings let him go for nothing
Looks who's 3rd seed fellas.
Was Al Horford the biggest offseason heist?
>>74426471
The lakeshits giving Mozgov a bazillion dollars was. Or Evan Turner getting a bazillion dollars.
But it's definitely top 3/2
>>74426471
>giving that useless fuck a max contract
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>74426461
I mean, do people not seriously see the impact IT has on the team?
We fucking blow dick when he's not playing well.
We fucking blow dick when he's hurt.
We fucking blew dick before Danny traded for him, and then we went from a sub-.500 team to a fucking playoff team in half a season.
The amount of shit he gets for a night like tonight when he basically carries the team every other night is baffling.
How NO ONE gets on Jae Crowder for being utter DOGSHIT every night blows my mind.
>6 fucking points on 20~% shooting in 30 minutes tonight
>not a sniff of criticism
>>74426468
they are what we thought they were
>>74426479
Lowry is gonna be back dropping bombs from the arc and Derozan will average 30points a game in the first 8 games
Draymond green was +22 and igoudala was +19
Nobody else on the warriors was higher than +8, is "defense wins championships" really a meme?
Raptors fans are delusional. You'll get bounced in the first round because Lowry is undersized and DeRozan disappears in the clutch. We'll send you postcards from the Finals
>>74426494
crowded has always been shit
>>74426505
just shows that the warriors are more than a 3 chucking team, i mean they went like 3-25 for 3s in the first 3 quarters and were still comfortably leading the whole way
>>74426505
>>74426529
>>74426542
That's disgusting
>>74426542
>tfw no lightskin QT black gf
>>74426526
Don't get me wrong. I don't think he's complete shit, so I guess I was exaggerating a bit there.
But he's not nearly as good as the fans in this city like to think he is. And his "intangibles" are fucking meaningless when he shoots 2/9 FG, 1/5 3p, and nets 6 fucking points in 30 minutes with 4 fucking rebounds and 4 assists.
He does not get nearly enough criticism that he should because he's a fucking crybaby.
Seth Curry just dropped 29 points on the Heat after dropping 31 points on the Wolves a few nights ago.
>>74426471
>Big enough NBA body to average 10 rebounds a game for a career.
>DUDE 3PTERS LMAO
GOD DAMN YOU Millennial .
>>74426542
>hunchback of the bay area.gif
>>74426567
but muh cheap contract
>>74426521
>DeRozan disappears in the clutch
You didn't watch the end of the game today, Derozan was clutch af
In retrospect. Al Horford is a bust, Ainge.
Today!
>>74426529
Tbh their efficency from 2 was amazing, it helps playing against a team with all star game defensive effort, if they hit a normal 3 rate this could have been a 150 point game
Buddy time!
>>74426592
But look at how bad Atlanta is without him
>Not pulling for Ove to win the 'Cup this year
I really can't stand it there's one Raptors fan here and everyone pretends like Toronto is some kind of basketball mecca. My Celties will eradicate the Raptors in 4 games or less, guaranteed. IT had a bad game but when it comes to the clutch factor, he's the best in the league. I'll be surprised if the Rapturds even make it to the second round lmao, they'll get bounced when Ibaka gets hurt or something
>>74426471
Two words.
Chandler.
Parsons.
>>74426620
How much is a big semi-athletic body who could give a shit worth in this league.
Too much.
>>74426632
Gr8 b8 m8
Fuck you raptie bros assemble!
Ibaka ruined my draft kings lineup
>>74426643
right here bro
>>74426653
He fell for it again! hahaha
we did it Clips!
>>74426643
I got you f am
>>74426632
Screencapped to laugh at you again when you're inevitably wrong.
Again. >>74426131
>>74426620
they just beat the celtics with dwight playing 3 quarters
Why do niggers hate playing for Boston?
WE
IBLOCKA
DINOSTY
NOW
These Celtics games literally don't count until they get a rebounder and/or Isaiah breaks out of his slump.
I can't take this team seriously when they get out-rebounded by 20 every night.
>>74426643
What up Brodie
buddy watch
1 transition layup, 2 ugly TO
>>74426690
A 5 foot 8 rebounder literally led the team in rebounds tonight
That's not even a fucking joke. That's not an exaggeration.
I mean jesus fucking christ danny, you couldnt just get tucker for a couple of shitty picks?
>>74426688
um... what does he have in his pocket
>every single player from the 2011 Bulls is now gone from Chicago
>soon it will be he same for the 2017 Celtics and Raptors
>almost the same for the 2014 Pacers when PG13 gets shipped at draft day
>>74426690
Pg:5'9
Sg:6'2
Sf:6'6
Pf:idk
C:6'10
Gee I wonder why you get out rebounded
>>74426709
A big black male chicken.
>>74426688
Is it weird that when I see this picture, I imagine how quickly he could please every girl in that auditorium? A hour at tops, I think.
>>74426724
We have two bigs that are 7 feet.
But they are literal trash. That's kind of the point.
>>74426688
>that bulge
>Tfw get in a car accident bust up a tendant in my wrist
>Wait like 3 weeks to see a surgeon.
>he gives me a cortisone shot and a wrist brace
>1month later go to follow up
>no didnt heal need surgery
>5 weeks later get wrist surgery
>Canadian health care
At least it was free
Kyle Lowry busts his wrist and will prob get surgery this week.
A picture is worth 1000 words
>>74426685
They know the fan base will bash them for shit work ethic.
>>74426688
>>74426745
Imagine getting blocked by that thing.
You used to @ me in the general
Late night when you're feeling /jah/
@ me in the general
Late night when you're feeling /jah/
And I know when that shitpost flings
That can only mean one thing
And I know when that shitpost flings
That can only mean one thing
Ever since I left the discord (You)
You got a Raptor nation for yourself now
Dinosty uprising and I feel left out
Anon you got me shook you got me stressed out
Cause ever since I left the discord (You) (You) (You)
Started memeing less and shitposting more
Chucking up meme shots into the backboard
Posting with anons I've never seen before
>>74426757
Approved
>>74426749
Smack
>>74426734
Ha who? I only know horford, crowder, manlet 1, manlet 2, you still got jerebko right? Rozier, bust, not so smart, a zeller, and a fucking shitty Dirk. Am I missing anyone?
Did Seth steal his brothers powers via Space Jam magic?
Steph went 0-11 from 3 tonight while Seth shot 71% from 3 and scored 29 points.
Everybody makes fun of the Horford signing, but he isn't even the worst contract on the team
THIS. Fucking. Guy. Is the second highest paid player on the team.
He makes 12 million a year.
>>74426776
Zeller and Olynyk were who I was talking about.
Both 7 feet. Both Centers. Both absolute poop under the bucket.
>>74426783
Enjoy our sloppy seconds hahahahaha
>>74426800
>he says after signing Jared McFatass
pot meet kettle
Skal tho
>>74426808
Jared McFatass is playing in China right now after we let his ass walk hahaha
>>74426808
Rapties dumped him to the Suns and got a decent piece out of the trade
Paul George isnt a superstar and I'd argue at this point he's not even a star
Glad we didn't trade for him, Jaylen will surpass him, maybe by the end of the playoffs
>>74426757
my head moved
>>74426819
man he's just dripping with potential and already looks like he belongs out there
>>74426828
>Brad finally starting to play Jaylen on consistent minutes now
>he's literally a GOAT in the making
Danny fucking does it again, the madman.
>Jaylen will surpass him, maybe by the end of the playoffs
>>74426849
>no feathers
shit tier rendering
>>74426819
his movement looks so fluid
>>74426856
Imagine of the Toronto raptors were actually emus
>>74426757
>>74426828
Is this bait or just delusion?
>>74426092
That's literaly the worst 3pt shooting performance the NBA has ever seen. By the best 3pt shooter the NBA has ever seen.
>Adam HimmelsbachVerified account >@AdamHimmelsbach 3h3 hours ago
>Source said reports Bogut has all but decided on Cavs are inaccurate. Bogut's hoping to speak with Cs players Tues
Danny fucking please
>>74426869
pls
>>74426887
>>74426875
Chance's head is too big for his body tbqh
>>74426876
Celtics fans are mentally ill Raptor bro, it wouldn't surprise me if it were delusion
>>74426888
This makes no sense.
Did you not watch the Finals last year? Steph absolutely embarrassed himself and ruined all the hype people built for him by shitting the bed.
>>74426898
ok they are officially the toronto emus as far as im concerned
Why is Bogut not going back to the Warriors? Is being petty worth giving up a free ring with the team that he plays best with?
I respect that level of pettiness if he goes to the Cavs, but goddamn that is a retarded decision.
>>74426881
>Celtics writer for the Boston Globe.
Trash
>>74426918
warriors want calderon either way
>>74426918
>free ring
West is too strong, if they make it to the Finals, they'll be banged up from 6&7 games with the Thunder, Rockets, Jazz, Spurs, Nuggets, Clippers or Memphis. Warriors ring is anything but guaranteed this year.
But im sure Jose Calderon will make a difference lmao
Cavs are an automatic trip to ECF and they only got the Raptors as a real challenge there (Boston will not get past the second round). Cavs make sense for my boguie
>>74426946
> Thundurr
> Taking Warriors to even 5 games
ayyy
>>74426946
>hurr durr east sucks so lebron will win the finals
typical /nba/ autist delusion
>>74426958
They likely wont end up playing them, but they would take them to 6 easily.
How did that guy get the last name Christmas?
Did he just make that up?
>>74426881
>have chance to play for either cavs or warriors and get another ring
>play for the celtics
why are australians allowed?
>>74426987
I can't imagine him getting along with lebron and all their silly handshakes and loud behaviour.
>>74426982
>doubting the absurdity of american names
the projected #2 pick of the 2017 draft's last name is literally Ball. just Ball.
>>74426745
>0-11
>>74426213
A step ladder
>>74426745
this is what every white women truly wants
>>74427003
>Detroit drafts a waffle.jpg
>>74426918
The warriors dont want him, it makes no sense. why would you need 4 centers when you'll only play 1 come playoffs?
>>74426688
Why does he have half a chub in a middle school?
men...the /nba/ is heating up...rapties...pacies...wizzies...rockies...jazzies...thundies...the top teams have some underdog challengers this year...woh
>>74427054
Thunder Jazz Tomorrow
>>74427054
>men
kys
>>74427052
Should be a full on boner
>>74426980
Thy would be swept
>men
>ies at the end of a team name
>>74427098
Rapties and Lakies roll off the tongue well though.
>>74427098
men why you using wallie as a reaction image
>>74427098
Don't be hating on my Sixies
>tfw you get paid millions to sit on the bench "injured" just because you didn't shit the bed in the Finals
Is the men meme from the derrick rose thing?
>>74427117
I randomly remembered this video last night and watched it over and over, it might be my favourite nba moment ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DCJXYbBB7w
>the pan shot to carmelo laying dead
>jr's reaction and annoyance
Even the youtube comments are pretty funny.
>>74427120
The most cucked tripfag on /sp/ typed men instead of man and not some autists are spamming it.
>>74427052
have you seen middle schoolers nowadays? i dont blame him
>>74427120
the most cucked tripfag on /sp/ tanne ill aka adecounty is a floridian redneck who lets his hillbilly accent impact the way he posts on 4chan
>>74427136
i thought it was a puerto rican or cuban accent or something
>Har_en just let the Pacers win the game on his no d watch
So LeBron is the mvp, right? Westbrook doesn't win enough and Harden is a no defense system babby
>>74427168
Yeah he's been the MVP since like 2008 my man, they just don't like giving it to him because his stats are the same every year and he doesn't get enough triple doubles cause he doesn't give a fuck about em
>>74427175
>one of the leaders in triple doubles in the modern era
>doesn't care about them
Okay retard.
>>74426875
>curry walking his chihuahua
>>74427182
Because he gets them just by playing well. He doesn't actively seek them like Westbrook.
alright /nba/, it's time to start worrying about the pacers.
just held the top MVP candidate to 5/17, and he's 8/34 on the season against the pacers and paul george. the cockshits are 0-2 against the pacers now, this could be the game that jumpstarts the pacers season
>>74427204
No. They suck.
>>74427195
Why is Westbrook getting them and winning? Why is he doing it at such a historically fast rate? Tell me why you haven't drank any bleach from under the kitchen sink yet you're so dumb?
>>74427204
you guys have a cool mascot
>>74427209
Westbrook definitely statpads his rebounds, there's no reason for a PG to average 10 a game, you can see him steal them off his front court players.
>>74427168
harden would get it if the rockets finished with the 2nd seed but that probably wont happen. i think lebron is a pretty safe bet, maybe durant but i doubt it
LGTSS
>James Har_en
>Defense
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
https://twitter.com/BBallSociety_/status/836444378013057024
>>74427168
lebron should statpad more down the stretch.
>>74427217
Is there any case for giving it to Durant when his team is going to finish with a worse record than last season with the addition of him?
>>74427209
He leads the league in uncontested rebounds because he takes them from his bigs. He has the ball extraordinarily long, so he's obviously going to have more assists than a LeBron James. You don't think he seeks triple doubles? Never said he's not good, just said he seeks triple doubles. Naturally he must also play well to get them but lots of these games he's won he could have easily done so with 3-4 less rebounds and a couple less assists and such.
>>74427216
>no reason
>instantly makes full court passes for transition layups
>uses it to run full speed and collapse the defense even before he gets to the half court and creates a distraction to make open lob passes to cutters like Oladipo and Roberson
Also there is no stealing when you're the first one there and it doesn't belong to anyone.
>>74427224
Harden is likely to win it. LeBron won't actually get it, it will be Harden or Westbrook. Just think LeBron probably should get it.
>>74427229
Because teams don't try and get rebounds, or Westbrook is already in position to get long rebounds before everyone else, that's bad?
That's just smart basketball.
All the stuff you're posting is stolen from reddit just like your special snowflake opinion and debunked by ESPN experts.
>>74427219
>the reddit faction of /nba/ will ignore this
LMAO >>74427232
>>74427224
Look at them. They'd rather bash on Westbrook and suck Durant's dick.
>>74427249
>>74427219
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Too true.
>>74427240
I never said it's bad. I said he gets his bigs rebounds, which is true. You don't think LeBron could get 2 more boards and 1 more assist per game? In the finals he always gets a ton of rebounds, if he always ran point he'd get 12 assists a night but he shares with Kyrie. Again never said Westbrook doesn't play well or his actions don't win him basketball games, I just think it's silly to say Westbrook doesn't seek triple doubles. Of course he does.
>>74427249
Are you illiterate or just pretending to be retarded?
>>74427249
>reddit faction of /nba/
Fucking perfect.
That one Canadian is literally Red it incarnate and makes the rest of them look bad.
Also that one UK poster.
>>74427261
>>74427262
>>74427220
Look at these stat padders and laugh.
Don't you dare @ me and try to stat pad even more.
>>74427266
interesting pattern
What does /nba/ think of Area 21?
Should TNT keep it?
>>74427266
I'm not even "sucking Durants dick", I don't even like Durant very much. I'm also not bashing Westbrook, I said he's good and wins basketball games. What more do you want from me? Want me to perk my asshole and take a pic and tweet it at Westbrook asking him to fuck me in the ass?
>>74427278
Yes. WestGOAT demands a tribute.
>>74427272
Not an argument.
>>74427278
>Want me to perk my asshole
WTF does that even mean?
>>74427278
He's literally samefagging his own posts. None of his replies even make sense.
>>74427274
It's a decent idea but KG and co try too hard. Inside the NBA is goat because they have great chemistry and it doesn't feel forced except shaq at times
>>74427274
I like it. I love KG. They should replace Shaq with C Webb on Inside the NBA though. That'd be the best shit ever.
>>74427278
Yes, please do.
Post pics.
>>74427286
>it doesn't feel forced except shaq at times
t. javale mcgee
>Want me to perk my asshole and take a pic and tweet it at Westbrook asking him to fuck me in the ass?
You Canadians are gay as fuck, men.....
>>74427288
>I love KG
>liking mumble analyst
>>74427297
>wew kobe head
w-wtf men...i have that exact image with that exact filename
>tfw you are smarter than the majority of /nba/
>ball watching this hard on the game losing possession
Har_en never left.
>>74427299
Area 21 is laid back as fuck and I like KGs attitude in it. I think he fits. No bully.
>>74427303
That's not much of an accomplishment senpai>>74427303
>>74427303
>>74427313
Why did you link the same post three times?
>6ers get btfo
>embiid going full greg oden
>ben simmons never coming back
lmao 7kt hiding in the goldshire discord writing bog copy rundowns
get processed lil nigga
>>74427319
Mobile posting and my hand kept clicking the number and the post was sending so I didn't have time to delete it
>>74427295
It's always been like that even before shaqtin. Shaq gets salty as fuck a lot and goes full on "muh rings". C Web was a way better fit
>>74427326
interesting pattern
>>74427301
>spooky
w-wtf men...i have that exact image with that exact filename
>Sixers didn't trade Gregoel Odenbiid to get maximum value out of him right now before he ends his career and beats his girlfriend
Shouldn't have fired Hinkie. He would have had the balls to get rid of him.
>Wiggins took the next step
>Kat dominating
>Thibs playing the young pgs
>Lavine's ghost spooking niggas
We're coming for that seed
>>74427333
>those digits
is it happening?
>>74427098
>he doesnt speak /nba/nese
men..
>>74427355
>We're coming for that seed
lmao you gay nigga
hurr durr he said men! top bantz amirite desu. cmon guys lets head back to /moo/ so we can post our 3x3's and obsess chvches
>>74427378
>mfw a celcucks fan was near me
>LeGM about to get everything he wished for
How do we stop him /nba/?
who's the biggest joke on /nba/ right now?
celtics or sixers?
>>74427395
It's the only way the finals will be competitive, why are people complaining about this?
>>74427398
Celtics by a mile. No one should expect anything from philly. When muh nets picks turn into busts it will be hilarious
>7kt
>>74427413
Chris Bosh is a pretty nice guy.
>>74427419
Who's the closets player to AI in the league right now?
>>74427407
Yo it's scary how similar he looks to Embiid
>>74427424
kyrie irving
So what are the #BallStars going to do when the Celtics draft Lonzo?
Will he play abroad just so he can fulfill his dad's fever dreams?
>>74427424
Kyrie and CJ
who are going to be the top 5 players in the NBA in 5 years?
LeBron is already declining, >curry was a fluke last year, KD will be getting pretty old, Westbrook's knees will have exploded...
I'd go with
1. Kawhi
2. KAT
3. AD
4. Durant
5. Giannis
>>74427431
he's going to be okay but the yungst one lemelo, is going to be steph curry but with out the christian rock persona, his dad wants to start his own brand like jordan did so it all rides on lemelo.
>>74427462
>Westbrook's knees will have exploded...
That will never happen, and if it does, the NBA is dead and I will kill myself.
>>74427462
1. AD
2. Giannis
3. John Wall
4. Kawaii
5. KAT
>you now remember JJ Barea shutting down LeBeta in the finals
>>74427481
>That will never happen
>it already happened
>>74425641
gods don't lose to the bulls ten times in a row
;_;7
>>74427496
I'm talking full Derrick Rose-tier knee explosion here
>>74427496
A torn meniscus is not even close to knees exploding you retard. It was just partially torn too.
>>74427462
embiid would be #1 if not for the sixers medical staff inflecting injuries on him,
>>74427531
exactly the fucking meniscus is not even in the fucking knee, I sewer some of these people here are stupid as fuck
>>74427532
>hurr durr his own physical issues are all the Sixers fault despite limiting his minutes as much as possible while he was out dancing with an injured knee like a retard
Kys retard.
>>74427546
you kys retard, dance wouldn't hurt his knee, the new injury had nothing to do with him being out in the 1st place which means that the medical staff misdiagonises him on ourpose
>>74427423
I like him, wouldn't mind him and Shaq in a Area 21 type segment. He would play good straight man to Shaq's over the top shenanigans.
>>74427545
yeah men there really retarted
>>74427546
kys retard, If the medical staff did their job he wound't end up with the new injury.
>>74427555
>yea men
lol retard spotted, kys retard.
>>74427552
Do you work for Sherlock? Your deduction is impeccable.
I work for InfoWars. Can I ask for your resume? You'd be a great employee here.
EMBIID IS THE NEXT GREG ODEN
this nigga will be a volunteer at KU in 2 years lmfao
>>74427406
you are going to eat your words when ainge gets butler over the summer and drafts ball.
I'm going to come over to your house and make you print out all your posts and eat them,
>/nba/ likes KG
makes sense you guys like a fake cornball brother
>Saric's nickname is literally the Homie
pottery
>>74427573
Kys mega retard Sherlock is a tv series not a real person, lol fucking.
>>74427574
I think the sixers staff is misdiagonsing him on purpose for the tank same like they did simmons.
>>74427594
>Sherlock is a tv series
>>74427594
oh yeah they're totally doing it on purpose xD
are you fucking stupid?
>the current 76ers
/nba/ has literaly never been right. EVER!
>>74427599
Lol fucking, of course they are it's in their best intrest to lose as many games as possible but the years of hinke have made the fans impatient so they make fake injuries to keep embiid and simmons off the court.
Lot of teams have done this in the past including the sixers kys retard.
>>74427574
he's nearly ready to play but they are shutting him down for the season, i predicated this a few days ago
what's the point of playing him? they already beat last season's total, Saric is playing god-tier, and even with Okafor shitting it up they kept it close with the Warriors.
you get a whole training camp to have Simmons and Embiid, healthy, work with a much more developed Saric plus a lottery pick, maybe two if the ping pong balls right
>>74427603
flawless logic. no arguments there, tell you what.
let's keep our star players off the court intentionally for some reason..
what's the point? when will they draft someone and say, ok, this is the guy we will NOT intentionally mis-diagnose?
you're fucking stupid. the 6er's staff has no idea how to rehab players, and their players are equally as fucking stupid. in ten years, the "process" is going to start to get really old and silver is going to relegate you faggots to the turkish league or something because you're a waste of space in the NBA and will be for years to come.
ctrl+f portland
no results
>>74427634
They didn't even play today.
Why would we talk about that shit team?
>>74427619
bad b8
>get injury prone players
>it's the staff's fault they keep having setbacks
Simmons had a freak injury which has a notoriously difficult recovery. Embiid was drafted with the understanding that he may never play due to injury but he had such a tremendous potential that it was worth the risk.
You have some odd hate for the 76ers, they've done nothing short of a miracle in revitalizing this city and making people care about basketball again. Embiid won over the people who booed Santa. They got 3 studs and a lot of good roleplayers like Covington and TJ. They need a SG and they need to more Okafor for someone who can play defense, but other than that, I don't see how the Process could have gone any better realistically.
NEW TIEM
>>74427650
>>74427650
>>74427650
>>74427639
Cuz #420BLAZEIT
RIP this thread.
Just like the RACKETS
500 wew kobe don't @ me
>>74427216
>no reason
>except the part where the Thunder are offensivley more efficient when Westbrook rebounds
>>74427229
What games have they won where they needed less rebounds and assists? most thunder wins are close until the closing minutes or seconds of the game, they hardly ever win by double digits