Canadiens at New Jersey

coffee and carne vale edition

>>74424221
Canadiens 3-1, book it.

>>74424221
Now that the dust has settled what is this guy's name again?

>>74424246
Desh-arnais

No goals in the last 14?
Man this Hall guy sure sems like a bust

>>74424257
>when you post reddit reposts of facebook memes

as an aside, my mom was watching ellen degenerate and she was showing those normie memes to her screeching audience. it was "me me monday". they loved it

>Thoughts on Jordie Benn for Based bearded Greg?
Go.

>>74424243
1-2, the Devils win in OT
Hall scores the winning goal
Lovejoy scores the first by a freak deflection

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>>74424285
wow my mom whatches Ellen Degeneres too

dumb americans and their dumb shows polluting the pure canadian mother

>>74424303
Did we really had to give a fourth rounder too?
I think Greg and Jordie are pretty equal dumb bargain by the bargainbin

but maybe he moves the puck well thats what we need rn
btw Jamie must be seeing red having his bro traded like that

>>74424303
far as I'm concerned pateryn sucks meat cannellonis
will not be missed

Im going to rutgers next year . redpill me on the nj devils

>>74424331
fuck yes

you 're going to come out as one of the brightest minds

Devils are the best team: 3 Stanley Cups, always as the underdog team
best goalie ever, the Wayne Gretzky of goalies.
The rules of the game had to be changed not once, but twice because of the defensive game the Devils brought to the NHL.

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gosh those rebounds

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>>74424324
A slight upgrade. Makes me think we're going to move a LD before trade deadline. He's also going to wear #8.

>>74424331
btw, how did you make it to Rutgers? are you post-graduate?

I wish Miles Wood was irish.

>>74424331
Rare flag

>>74424365
yes
>>74424351
>defensive game
fucking Italians

>>74424324
>>74424328
I feel he never got a fair shake with Therrible benching him for literally anything. He was more than a serviceable bottom pair guy. Cheaper Emelin tbqhwyf. Sad to see him go

>>74424377
That kid has the most fucked eyebrows in the national hockey league

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>>74424331
Henrique has a huge cock

>>74424351
How many rule changes have been made becauze of the devils?

Even circumvention of the salary cap was stated due to them trying to jew everyone else for Kovalchuk

>>74424380
kek, hockey actually has a rule to prevent catenazzio, it's called icing, you can't dump the puck after 3 lines with the opponent gaining possesion, or you will get a face-off (centra) in your side of the rink.

SO how does one get there? Did you apply? Did you get a scholarship?

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>>74424393
no meme-hair, no STanley cups

>>74424394
A bleak page in the history of the club, I agree. But remember that the NHLPA is against salary caps, while the onwers are for it.

kek, I love that kid with the goalie mask in the crowd

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et le but

top tier defending by our main man shea weeber

how can you turnover in your own zone come on now

Shit, Devils SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEd. Well, that's their one goal for the game at least.

fug

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>weber
>elite

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Trust in the captain

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We need help lads.

>posts ghosts
Don't fail us now

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>>74424514

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>>74424514
Shouldn't we keep that for tomorrow tho

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>weber

>>74424544
We need all the points we can get. Although Ottawa's GM went full retard and traded for Burrows.

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>>74424587
Really starting to miss the speed and intensity of PK


dumb bargainbin could have gotten a guy like Spurgeon/Brodin and a young forward instead

i know we don't deserve to be up but it would be nice to beat a good team at home

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>>74424611

>>74424617
Be a pal Devils and let us win. You're not making the playoffs out of the metro this year anyways and we need the points.

>>74424691
>You're not making the playoffs

TOP LAFF

>>74424617
it has happened before


btw, too often nowadays players lose helemts ey? must be orchestrated to give that old school feel tot he game. Bravo Bettman.

time for powerplay!

why did the debbies fire clode again? why would you fire the coach that brought you to the playoffs 3 games before the end of the season

dumb dumb dumb emelin

overpayed dumb russian

>>74424704
>61 points
>jumping over 6 other teams to get the last wildcard spot
sure grease.

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Emelin is a fuckin gook/goon

>>74424736
it's still feasible. It's 6 points

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6r9ggRv4i4U&feature=youtu.be habs feed

I know I could jinx it, but have we let in a PP goal since Julien took over?

>>74424764
maybe one in the first game

haven't allowed one since me think

>>74424760
>First wildcard
>rags
>82 points
>Second wildcard
>laffs
>69 points
>debbies
>61 points
8 points. 4 games. 20 games remaining. Not likely.

my first hockey game ive ever watched can someone give me the basic gestalt on this fun sport?

>John Maclean's son wasn't even alive when I attended the Devils-Islanders game
>John Maclean was in the Devils roster at that game

>>74424806
boi go watch teh pens or the blackhawks

Devils and Habs are playing with little intensity

and wikipedia for the ruleset

>>74424806
>gestalt

noice

it's pretty self-explanatory, jsut watch

>>74424806
it's basically like cricket on ice

>>74424817
>>74424823
thx friends

watching this game is like watching jeb speak

>>74424845
kek, poor Kyle
it was understandable though and Price was just letting off steam, hitting him in the pads, not in the head

Does Hall even know to shoot somewehre else instead of straight into the goalie?

Jesus fuck this is an ugly game to watch.
Looking like a couple OHL teams.

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guys pls

>>74424900
he's your future man be nice

>>74424918
I actually take it back, I watched the replay and it was a nice shot.

Hey Montreal, can you maybe go to their side and try to shoot some?

>>74424947
they're too busy flubbing passes into eachother's feet and breaking out offisdes in the few moments they aren't coughing it up or running into eachother.

More like Schneider vs. montoya

man what the heck
if shit doesn't straighten out by tomorrow it's gonna be anudda 10-0

dumb players

>>74425038

at home with that

man what is this season

got to sleep

was nice guys

I hope this doesn't turn into a loss

Devils WILL make the playoffs

>>74425098
>I hope this doesn't turn into a loss
It will and you know it

where did everything go so wrong for the habs?

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me right now

>>74425160
When everyone went down to injury. They were on a tear, Chucky was top 10 in scoring and Price was lights out looking like a Vesina lock. Everyone went out and they lost their chemistry.

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>>74425160
I have no idea

Seriously we started the season on fire and even when we were injury stacked we played well.

Somehow when Galchenyuk and Markov came back it all went wrong all the talent left the team somehow

What the fuck is going on???

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i guess i'll go play some NHL and go sleep

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COCK
SUCKER

>>74425271
Actually, phew, they responded in seconds.

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>>74425274
NOT SO FAST


ET LE BUUUUTTTTTT

RAADUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>74425274
NEVERMIND

RADULOV BABY I LOVE YOU

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>>74425279
oh i guess i spoke too soon

That's it Davey. Keep playing yourself out of a roster spot you manlet fuck. Kill the momentum.

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6/10

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4v4 now

hmmmmmmmmmm

How come Nesterov constantly looks like he's absolutely lost? Hopefully Benn is a pretty big improvement over him.

Hey refs, go fuck yourselves.

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What is this

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OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

30 GOALS AGAIN!!!!

ET LE BUTTTTTTTTT

Fucks sake can we just tell the habs they're still down by 2?

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ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

CAPTAIN MAX

30th goal

LETS DO THIS BREHS

P-p-p-power play, let's tie it and then win it.

>Power Play
>Loses faceoff
Seems about fucking right

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Not much time left

GO HABS GO

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DO IT FOR HIM LADS!!!!

Byron - Desharnais - Gallagher

The fabled 450 pound line

gg habs, should've capitalized on those early chances :^)

Empty net, this will probably be a fatal mistake.

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COME ON

>>74425640
dont say that pls

WEW

>>74425630
Nah it's cool to wait till 52 sec too

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ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OH OUI

Ah fuck

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Streamfag's pretty based.
>>74425640
Or it could turn into a pretty good miracle. Get one more pls so my proline isn't wrecked.

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PATCHES I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ET LE BUTUUUUUUTUTTTTTTTTT

O CAP'N MY CAP'N

C
A
P
N

M
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C
A
P
N

>devlels

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Fuck I think I aggravated the tendonitis in my elbow I fistpumped so hard on that

that smug fuck is the only reason this is close

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> OTT down 4-1 to the BLOLTS

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>>74425718
Time for 3v3 now ;)

>>74425745
FEELS GOOD MAN

>>74425745
this is good

4v3 habs LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

LETS WIN THIS

YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS POWER PLAY IN OVERTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GET FUCKED DEBBIES!!!

APOLOGIZE

holy shit
nothing to be proud of but i'll take it

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GOATCHENYUK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ahahhahaha nj btfo

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ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

ALEX GALCHENYUK!!!!!!!!!!!!!


GG BOIS

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I came

>>74425845
>nothing to be proud of
They battled back you sullen fuck. Showed fight that they haven't in a LONG time! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>74425874
Too bad it was only in the third

Dunno what Claude told them in the second intermission but hopefully it will sticks

See y'all tomorrow

>>74425874
sure and i'm glad for chucky
but it was a pathetic win considering the blowjobs are next

Fuck this fucking team.

Fuck the smug leafs. We had that game won. This has happened so many times this year

>radu 1 goal 3 assists
>patch 2 goals
Ah, the good of having a few players carry the team
Say what you will against bargainbin but without Radu this team is tanking right now.

>>74425912
this is exactly what they needed. To face adversity and battle back. They just need to know they can rally back like that and not give up like they have been recently.

they need to fight like they did in the 3rd for a full game pls

wonderful win though