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>>74423621
>rags getting worked
kek
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reminder that grease is not white
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>>74423647
who is this pajeet?
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>>74423657
that grease debbies fan
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On a scale of 1 to 10, how fucked is Minnesota going to be when salary issues happen
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>Quick returns
>Kongs trade for Bishop the next day
Quicks days are numbered
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>>74423689
After a massive groin injury and considering that he's 31, yeah, Quick is gonna be going down the tubes real fast over the next two years.
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>>74423689
Doubtful. Bishop is probably a rental for the rest of the season because Quick mught not be fully healed.
Quick's situation might be like Price's last year.
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>>74423710
>>74423712
>Quick reaggrevates his injury
>Bishop becomes starter
>First game he tears his ACL since hes the Glass Giant
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>>74423726
>>74423712
>>74423710
cool reddit post, already saw it on rhockey
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>>74423730
then why do you come here?
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>>74423730
>assblasted kangs fan
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>missed all the memes and bantz
Anywho welcome to toronto.
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>>74423730
>Calling someone reddit
>From Reddit
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WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT
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>>74423784
its a meme you fucking cuck reddtor
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>>74423786
Better tax rate in Texas though so who really wins here?
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>>74423786
Blame him for not watching over his fucking idiot
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>>74423786
>>74423786
desu i wish i had a wife who could bring the bantz
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>>74423786
What an idiot.
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>>74423684
Considering their team is comprised of a bunch of plucky overachievers being carried by the soon-to-be Vezina winner and a renowned regular season coach, probably not much. Much more likely is that they regress back into becoming Chicago's punching bag.
If they hamstring themselves with cap issues, even funnier.
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>>74423684
Looks like next year the main players they need to get signed are Granlund and Niederreiter. Given how well they've done this year, your probably looking at at least 5mil/season long term contracts, if not more.
They have around 14-16mil cap space next year depending on the salary cap change. So most of that will go towards resigning those two players.
Kuemper will probably test the FA market.
Hanzal won't stick around unless he signs short term cheap contract.
The left over space will be for low contract depth signings or 2 way contracts.
The next season they will have Koivu and Dumba to deal with. Koivu will probably take a pay cut if they do well this year and next. Dumba is most likely going to be looking at 4-5mil/season, so they might have issues there.
All things considered, they are in an ok position cap wise, so long as it doesn't go down. This is also assuming Parise, Suter, Scandella, and Pominville don't regress terribly in that time frame.
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>>74423827
DUMBA OUT.
hopefully.
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>>74423689
Kings aren't making playoffs anyways, so it's all for nothing. Waste of a prospect and picks.
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>>74423827
Doubt they would pay this much for Hanzal if they took him as a rental
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>>74423845
> waste of picks
> swapped a 7th rounder for a 5th
At least understand what the trade is before shitting on it.
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Post the most handsome player on >your team.
>Oscar "The Abs" Klefbom
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>>74423615
Thanks Grease
With the help of you and that Ameribro, I had a great shower.
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>>74423849
It was a bad trade. A 1rst and a 2nd was too much. Maybe just a 1rst, or a 2nd and a prospect.
Hanzal has a long histroy of injuries and his production has gone down. His cap hit is only 3.1mil and isn't likely to ask more than that next year, but signing him for anything more than 2mil for a couple of seasons would put them in a tough situation to fill up their roster.
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>>74423849
They very well could, if they believe this is the year to win the cup.
The West is trash this season, so they very well could make the Finals.
Lol or the Hawks will bounce em and make the GM look like an idiot. Hanzels just gonna resign in Arizona
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>>74423864
There was a conditional pick as well. Not sure what the condition is or the pick, but I assume it has something to do with resigning or games played. Tampa probably gets a higher pick than the 5th they sent either way.
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>>74423902
Landesgod
Wait he hasn't been traded has he?
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>>74423845
Bishop will get injured down the lines, and Quick isn't at 100% despite being gone nearly all season.
I highly doubt they resign Bishop, I mean the guy in my opinion would rather play for more money somewhere else.
Budaj at least would have resigned.
That being considered, who do they look to get in the off-season?
Make a trade for a goalie or just sign a UFA?
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>>74423922
They didn't need to pay that much though even to take a shot. Superior rentals have gone for less.
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>>74423902
>Kris "The Stroke" Letang
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>>74423902
Your joking right?
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I feel like the Flimflams should've swung hard for Bishop.
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Fellas, just so we're clear, Burns and Doughty are better defencemen than Karlsson
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>>74423941
They didnt need to, but Id assume Arizona played em knowing they were going all in for a cup run.
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>>74423954
lol they already have an old goalie they don't need another.
Plus they have Parsons as a prospect.
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>>74423949
It's sort of a toss up between Klefbom and Leon "The Handsome Holocaust" Draisaitl, to be desu.
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goalie=drummer
defensemen=bass
forwards=guitarists
this is why I think Canadians make good rock 'n' roll.
Discuss
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>>74423902
Josi probably
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>>74423902
Jakob "Boy Band" Silfverberg
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>>74423955
Had me at Doughty, lost me at Burns
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>>74423965
>The Tyler Parsons Project
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>>74423979
>this tard thinks Doughty is better than Burns
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>>74423955
>Suter and Doughty are better defencemen than Karlsson and Burns
ftfy
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>>74423934
There's always Bernier. Probably won't get resigned in Anaheim and will be looking to prove himself again.
Other cheap pickups that could potentially turn out nicely would be Pavelec, Johnson, Mason, Neuvirth, Kuemper, Nilsson, Kinkaid.
Quite a bit out there.
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>>74423902
Henrik Zetterberg
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>>74423902
Steve Ott
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>>74423902
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Why do the Bruins have a dislike for youthful talent?
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>>74423969
he looks like a leaner version of that guy who played samwise gamgee
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>>74423979
>burns comes before doughty in sentence
You read backwards mate?
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>>74424004
>Steve Ott
this is a fucking joke right
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>>74423902
Elias Lindholm is literally the best looking male in the NHL
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>>74424011
sean astin
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>>74423955
Burns is explosive, but he isn't a solid 25min+ dman that you can trust in every situation.
I'd take Doughty, Suter, Keith, Hedman, and Ekman-Larsson before him.
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>>74423902
>>74423949
Both factually wrong
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>>74424031
Burns is a forward LARPing as a D-man.
same with that fat fuck from winnipeg
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>>74424025
Yeah, him, thanks anon. You see it too, right? When he was younger of course.
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>>74423621
>rags
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>>74424046
actually yeah lol
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>>74423786
How does this make her an idiot?
They now get to live in Dallas instead of FRog land
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>>74423902
Miles "Literally James Franco" Wood
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>>74424046
wow, even older he looks similar
>sean astin is 46 now
what the fuuugggg
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>>74424060
This is fucking freaky. He could be Franco's non-retarded brother.
Plus his name sounds like a porn moniker.
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>>74424083
kek
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>>74423994
Grubauer's a better option than everyone you listed.
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who wins?
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>>74423902
How does nobody mention him?
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>>74424088
He looks better than James Franco's real brother, Dave.
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>>74424083
>the city
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>>74424108
Wheeler is better looking unless that's just a bad picture
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when does the suffering end
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>>74424106
I posted ealier today about Pongs moving 1st+Pouliot for Shatts
Would be a sick move for that team desu, hope they don't get him tho because who needs yinzers shitposting out the wazoo here
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>>74424106
The team that doesn't bite
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>>74424111
>of boston
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>>74424108
huh? He looks like a neanderthal
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>>74424060
is this shooped?
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LET'S GO DE-VOLS
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>>74424098
But he will probably be looking for more than everyone I listed as well.
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>>74424108
Your kidding right?
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Do the Devils now have a finn?
Voolu is his name?
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>>74424111
>Marco Sturm
>future considerations
Was that the Lucic deal?
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>>74424108
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Someone explain trading for "future considerations" to me.
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>>74424173
No, Lucic got traded for a 1st round pick in 2015
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itt people who dont know how to judge mens attractiveness
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will there be no gamethread? where mon canadiens at?
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Is Winnipeg the ugliest team?
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>>74424192
Make one.
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>>74424185
he's a real meat n taters kinda player. goes hard in the corners and gets pucks deep.
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>>74424185
It's like trading for conditional picks, but it can include players
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>>74424189
>2015
>not the future of 2010
What did he mean by this?
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>>74424185
Trade for the player's first born
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>>74424166
He kind of looks like an uglier version of the kid from Manchester by the sea
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>>74424192
just got here make one grase thks
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>>74424193
Florida seems pretty ugly too.
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>>74424198
here we go
>>74424221
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THE DEBBIES SUPPORT THE LBGT COMMUNITY
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Next /hoc/ thread we have a meat and potatoes pick with Zemgus
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>>74424230
So does ur mom
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>Wild projected lineup
Nino Niederreiter -- Eric Staal -- Charlie Coyle
Jason Zucker -- Mikko Koivu -- Mikael Granlund
Zach Parise -- Erik Haula -- Jason Pominville
Chris Stewart -- Martin Hanzal -- Ryan White
>traded 1rst + 2nd pick for a 4th line center
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>>74424222
Jagr makes up for it though. Literally best wing man a player can have.
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>>74424238
parise and pom are sick tonight. shroeder and whoever will play
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>>74424230
so does Rinne which is why he's biting the dust
why do liberals suck at hockey?
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>>74424262
>"sick"
more like Minnesota is hedging their talent against a shit team that can't even into legal contact
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>>74424238
they're both rentals too
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>nbcsn tonight
FUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKING CUNTS SHIT BPOADUCIODHGFDJKLSAHJFKEPJWAIOF FUCK YOU NHL
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>>74424300
nigga why you so mad
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>>74424321
nbcsn is fucking horrid dude.
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>>74424326
i wouldn't know, i watch the games on mute unless its my hometown broadcast
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>go into sell mode then get btfo by former coach
go bolts desu
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>>74424262
M U M P S
U
M
P
S
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Player in pic related is a much better player than Laine ever will be.
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>>74424326
You're either a beaner or a pedo, in either case nobody gives a shit what you think
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>>74424378
oh god
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can't wait until a team loses a series because they can't ice a full NHL roster due to mumps
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>>74424384
not either
>he enjoys nbc
W E W
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>>74424378
FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKK
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>>74423978
>Silfverberg
>Has silver-ish hair
This pleases me
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>>74424382
Player in pic related has the highest rapes-per-season in the entire league
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>>74423621
Pierre Dorion is the worst GM
Fuck Ottawa
Fuck Dorion
Fuck Melnyk
Fuck Murray
Fuck
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>>74424411
Fucking delete dis
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>>74424411
How he rapist with no DNA?
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>>74424411
Yeah i'm sure a woman wouldnt wanna be fucked by an nhl player lol
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>>74424441
not a balding manlet, there are actually attractive players too
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>>74424423
Umm just because theres no DNA doesnt mean he didnt rape her
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>>74424420
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>>74424411
But is it worse than the Ben Johnson? :^)
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>>74424423
>what is a condom
i know why you were born lmao
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>vanmumper
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>>74424457
WEW FUGGIN REKT
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M U M P S
U
M
P
S
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>>74424378
also known as hockey disease
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>Multiple sources in the NHL are telling me the Lightning are not done. They're still working the phone to look at trade possibilities.
can't wait for the Preds to trade for Johnson
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>your name will never be Pierre-Luc Letourneau-Leblond
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Why does the NHL attract such degenerates and lepers that its the only league to get an outbreak of the Mumps in recent history, and has had it not once, but twice.
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>>74424411
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>>74424486
>Pierre-hyphen
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>>74424491
it's something to do with vancouver
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>>74424491
I think it started in the WHL this time
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>>74424491
Anti Vaxxing Vancouver shits
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>>74424511
why would chinkz turn down FREE vaccines???
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>>74424491
Last 2 digits are the numbers of the player to get mumps next
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>>74424504
proof?
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Holy shit. Sens actually scored with a 2-men advantage.
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>MTL still looking for a center
Who's even left?
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>>74424528
http://whl.ca/article/wheat-kings-whl-respond-to-mumps-diagnosis
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>>74424526
Wheeler mumps confirmed
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>>74424537
Me, I haven't gotten any calls yet though. I currently lead my beer league in goals.
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>>74424537
Fake Quebecois Matthew Duchene
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>bigshit still wearing his TB mask
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>>74424537
I hear Mario Lemieux would like to come out of retirement if Guy Lafleur does too
Matt Duchene bro
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>>74424558
>Bishop won't return to Tampa in free agency
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>>74424537
your mom
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>>74424526
get fucked
>hagelin
>elias
>handzus
>hudler
>vanek
>wheeler
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>>74424537
>Bergivin will actually trade Sergachev for Deuchene
>Habs eliminated first round
>Dont see playoffs for next decade
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Jackets desu
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Why even trade for players if they'll just give your team mumps?
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FUCK YOU DORION
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CUNT
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>>74424548
>Y'know every team in the NHL should be looking to trade for anon, whatta beaut I tell ya he's blockin shots and gettin in the corners every day like a real good pro (Thumbs up)
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>>74424566
Boyle too, yzerman is playing five dimensional chess
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Teams who played the Canucks or Wild since they played each other on Feb 4
>Jets
>Chicago
>Bolts
>Wings
>Ducks
>Stars
>Preds (played both)
>Kings
>Jackets
>Bruins
>Sabres
>Pens
>Blues
>Flames
>Flyers
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>>74424584
not really a surprise, he got absolutely raped in the zibanejad trade
kek what an awful trade for a budget team especially
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>>74424613
enjoy your AIDS NHL BWAHAAHAH I guess this what we meant by this is our year!!!
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So Cantpucks have almost literally become the most cancerous franchise in the league
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>>74424613
Whew.
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>>74424610
Standing, on the edge~
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>>74424605
boyle is getting a 2.5 million per year contract to be a 4th liner for the leafs just like matt martin
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is this where I make fun of the mild for having mumps?
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>>74424632
>all teams get MUMPS
>have to forfeit
>only Canucks left standing
STANLEY CUP AT LAST!!!
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>>74424632
relocation when
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>Dorion
>being the one (1) GM in the league retarded enough to get fleeced by Benning
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>>74424230
Is that why they traded for Hall?
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>>74424596
This is the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me
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>>74424649
Delet. The Brassard trade was a stroke of genius and so was the Burrows one.
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i am the best poster on /hoc/
now give me (You)s
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>>74424680
after bobby ryan came to town dorion knew the bar was set high
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>>74424649
>getting fleeced by benning
is ottawa folding their team?
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>>74424665
>Keep it up anon I'll tell ya what it's never too late ta make it kid, let's go! (Thumbs up)
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Is Benning, dare I say it, Elite?
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>>74424731
No, he still drafted Juolevi
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>>74424649
>>74424716
So where is EK65 going in free agency?
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>>74424731
he turned Shinkaruk and McCann into young NHLers... he does have a bit of a way with turning junk into somewhat thrift shop shelf worthy.
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>>74424737
Fins are very sought after.
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>>74424738
Las Vegas
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>>74424681
I will give (You) exactly one (1) (You). If you were Finland I would have given you two.
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>kopitar has 6(six) goals this season
>10 million dollars
holy lel
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duchene to habs about to officially happen
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>>74424765
doubt.jpg
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>>74424613
leafs cup confirmed
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>>74424765
Sergachev, 1st, 2nd, high end prospect
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Pulock + ????
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>>74424765
Where did you see that?
I'm seeing alot of Duchene to the Isles on twitter, but not much about the habs.
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>>74424804
he's just shitposting
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>>74424804
Commodore is on drugs. No way Chia trades his only top 6 RW.
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Guys, I just got off the phone with a reliable source.
Chia is definitely trading Eberle to the Isles. Looks like he's getting Boychuk and a 2nd rnd pick in the trade.
He's also going hard at Vanek. Reportedly trying to setup a three way trade in which Edmonton would get Vanek and Ryan Miller, Detroit would get half of Pulju, and Vancouver would get the other half.
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>it's a "Mild cuck themselves to a southern California team" episode
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scar -_-
kongs
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>>74424716
They should fold.
>poor attendance
>every habs or leafs game is a home game for them instead of the sens
>only canadian team thats a budget team
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>>74424731
Unfortunately there are only so many times he can trade with Pierre Dorion
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>>74424862
>>74424863
>Kongs win
>Mild give the whole team mumps
>they miss the playoffs anyway
I'll take it
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Is bio-warfare a thing in sports? Do teams harness viruses and try to get other teams sick?
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>>74424795
This had a different filename yesterday, why did you change it?
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>>74424892
Yes, many such cases
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>>74424892
>imblying the cantpucks are smart enough to try that
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>>74424795
I'm cheering for based mexican in the playoffs desu
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>Japers' Rink @JapersRink 3h
>Team from the nation's capital trades a blue chip Swedish prospect for a 3rd-liner in hopes of ensuring a playoff spot. What could go wrong?
Kek, not bad desu
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>>74424795
gib Kalinin
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da swiss hurricane
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The mild have the mumps lol
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>>74424927
>following a vox media account
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>>74424927
Melnyk is probably cumming buckets because he doesn't give a fuck about the future. He just wants his shekels and the sens most likely make the playoffs. Might be one of the worst owners in terms of teams best interest in the league.
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>>74423902
More like the most handsome player in all of hockey
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>>74424927
>Blue chip prospect
Dahlen is a much better prospect than this guy thinks
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>>74424957
What do you think blue chip means?
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>>74424957
first trade deadline kiddo?
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>>74424680
The brassard trade was to get an old flu virus on the team
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>>74424916
i thought he was from the us????
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Can someone do a Oilers and Bruins one of these?
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>>74424957
Blue chip is literally the best thing a prospect could be described as.
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Ultimate plot twist: Shattenkirk is a Trojan horse infected with mumps. Whichever team gets him will be severely enervated for the playoffs
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>>74424987
What about teal chip?
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>>74425013
Not quite as good as aqua chip
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>>74425013
>>74425015
forest green chip desu lads
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CanucksWILLMakeThePlayoffs (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-02-28 01:43:11
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literally crying right now
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>>74425015
>>74425013
>>74424987
Hmmm, chips
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>>74425030
what types of chips does he like?
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Tann your hide
>the city of the state of hockey
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>>74424967
A shitty basketball movie
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CanucksWILLMakeThePlayoffs (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-02-28 01:45:49
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>>74425043
not the blue kind
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>>74425043
Corn chips. I mean why else would he send away Lou and Schenider for scraps
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>>74425055
Someone pls update for Dahlen
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>>74424981
t. Oilels fan
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>tfw no chips
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>>74425063
>I mean why else would he send away Lou and Schenider for scraps
That was Gillis. Also, Horvat's turned into a pretty good return for Schneider
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>>74425063
i want some BBQ corn chips right now but i don't have the money
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>>74425066
Thanks bud
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shut the fuck up you cunts im on a diet and i want chips more than anything right now
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>>74425081
>Don't have the money
Are you sure you're not just too lazy to go buy one?
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>>74424981
>Oilers and Bruins
What kinda combo is that
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>>74425087
>Diet
What a faggot
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>>74425093
Nah. I order corn chips straight from the manufacturer in Quebec. They bulk sell and it cost quite a bit, but it's MUCH cheaper than buying store bought packets.
Last time I bought was a few years ago for like 50kg BBQ corn chips.
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Anze the Giant [WORDS GO HERE] (ID: !!kojtW4JsEO2)
2017-02-28 01:51:09
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Posting the goat chips
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>>74425087
everyone is on a diet you dumbass
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>>74425087
have a couple mints or something bud lol
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So looks like the trades are down for today. What time do they normally start? I want to know so I can get in on the fresh memes tommorow.
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CanucksWILLMakeThePlayoffs (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-02-28 01:51:56
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Hmm... makes you think, doesn't it?
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>>74424491
Rich white people are idiots and think vaccines are bad because Jenny McCarthy said so.
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>>74425108
>50kg of corn chips
Where the fuck do you store all those chips? Do they break them down first and sell you tightly packed bags of crumbs?
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CanucksWILLMakeThePlayoffs (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-02-28 01:53:54
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>if you look up Thomas Dahlen on Youtube, his goals are very good
Dude, how the FUCK do you get fleeced by this retarded faggot?
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>>74425145
Same dude that took Virtanen 6th took Gaudette 149th
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>>74425145
>his goals are very good
You could say the same for Linus Omark back when he was highly touted for the Oilers. Look how that turned out.
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>>74425145
You're aware he's still playing in the Allsvenskan correct? There are Swedes drafted after him who are playing in the SHL.
It's a bad trade for the Sens but he's only the best prospect in an organization like Hongcouver, not many others.
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>>74425159
>Mad
>At Linus
He's a KHL star now
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>>74425145
Why are you salivating over some literal who prospect? A lot of teams have like 5 of these in their system. Is your prospect pool that fucking bare?
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>>74425133
http://www.yupik.ca/products/9703-BBQ-TOASTED-CORN-NUTS/
They're vacuum packed so they're pretty good. They're greasy as hell, but I like them that way.
It used to be WAY cheaper and more size selections.
Like 1kg for $6 cheap.
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>>74425145
Even idiots can have brilliant ideas at times. It's just not as common as their stupid ones.
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>>74425183
t. snes fan
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>>74425197
Nope.
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>>74425170
Yeah, but I would expect him to say "our scouts in Sweden thought he was very good" or "our scouting reports says he's a very good player with [INSERT ICE Q MEME HERE]". Not "I wanted some videos on him and he looked good".
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>>74425183
>Is your prospect pool that fucking bare?
Yes, that's why they're salivating over this kid.
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are kongs gonna blow it ?
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>>74425183
>Being this mad over the trade
Kek
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>>74425222
Except I'm not a sens fan but alright.
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>>74425183
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>>74425222
He's right though.
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wtf???
>>74425216
yes
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CanucksWILLMakeThePlayoffs (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-02-28 02:01:42
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>mfw Burrows has the fucking mumps and gives the entire Sens roster super mumps
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Steven StamkosVerified account @RealStamkos91 3h3 hours ago
More
Tough part of the business, especially when the quality of the person is as good as @BriBrows22 and @Benbishop30 .. Best of luck boys!!
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>>74425216
>state of hockey blowing it against the former state of hockey
I don't think so
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>when you realize you shouldn've had the French toast and extra sausage this morning but its okay because you play lots of beer league hockey and go out for your weekend morning runs so you don't need to avoid things like blue chips
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>>74425249
california is a state of hockey? also blues fan here hoping kongs win
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>>74425239
objectively worst style
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> there are people itt who unironically think the hawks wont win the cup.
SAD!
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>>74425261
This
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>>74425253
Lol
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>when you realize canada is fucking gay
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>>74425261
>10.5 millions per year for a raping midget
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>>74425280
4u <3
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>>74425280
If I'm gay then explain why I fucked your mother last night
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God I hope the flyers trade Giroux
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>>74425261
>The decaying favela of ChiCongo
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>>74425256
Its more of a state of hockey than that shit tier state that has never won a cup and couldn't even prevent a team from leaving to an even shittier state
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>>74425280
some parts of Ontario still had party lines right up into the 1980s LOL!
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>>74425288
you forgot bald(ing)
seriously, how much more years does he have left with his hair?
i don't know how fast people bald
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>>74425297
Good luck with that bud, cap's staying flat
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>>74425261
will be pens vs hawks prolly in finals, jackets will most likely lose 3-0 first round
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>>74425280
When my favorite hockey player is Canadian
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>>74425333
that's ok my favourite hockey player is american :3
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>>74425360
Good guess desu
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>>74425288
> raping
charges dismissed after the woman realized how exposed and full of shit she was cause her lawyer quit due to a horse shit case. GTFO
>>74425309
start arguing anytime
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>>74425375
hey man, i wasn't slamming the rapist, i'm just talking about balding
men bald
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>>74425301
South side is utter trash everyone knows this. Every city has its ghettos. Whats your point?
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>>74425373
It's not hard to spot delusion riddled Laffsters
>Boyle makes us a contender guys
Nope! LOL
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>>74425394
>Every city has its ghettos
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Shattenkirk to Washington
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>>74425404
do laffers think they're a contender?
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>>74425404
>muh parade
>muh contender
Nice meme
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>>74425421
they thunk that got 10 years now, and they still haven't made the ploffs
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>>74425406
Show me 1 major city with no ghettos. Burden of proof is on you here
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Can't be a playoff chocker when u don't make the playoffs
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>kangz
>scoring on their own net
wew
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put in the Bishop
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>>74425446
this is a good normie meme
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>>74425418
Source?
I've seen plenty of rumors saying Washigton, but i've also seen the Pens and the Rags
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>>74425421
Talk to any of them IRL and they unironically think it's the year
Someone post the "We're young, rebuilt accept it bitchtits" screencap
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seriously why the fuck does hockey get the mumps so much
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>>74425454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3K_FKFmL7Q
Currently my favorite normie meme.
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>>74425458
Friedman is making it sound like it will happen soon
https://twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/836399243044741120
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>>74425445
seoul
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>>74425469
The same reason why they get blood clots.
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>>74425469
BizNasty is a saint bless his sweet little soul.
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>>74425487
I was about to say Quebec City but 500 000 is not very major
Do take the trip there if you ever get teh opportunity
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>>74425491
you can't get mumps from PEDs though
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>>74425498
is montreal bad at all?
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>>74425487
Sorry let me rephrase my question. In the US. Seoul is obviously run like a concentration camp and no degenerates would survive there.
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>>74425508
Good luck, US. is a shithole.
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>>74425508
But anon, all of the US is a ghetto :^)
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Oh look, the Sens are shitting the bed again.
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>>74425404
No one said that you fucking retard, keep reaching you bootyblasted little chink
Meanwhile, this thread is full of hongcouverites who unironically think JOnathan "Literally who" Dahlen is the second coming
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>>74425491
>>74425469
20% of people with mumps will never experience symptoms. Its obvious its going around and certain people who have it are just infecting everyone while they stay perfectly healthy.
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>>74425505
other then Montreal-Nord and Hochelaga-Maisoneuve well...
It's a beautiful city with a billion things to discover
>>74425508
try Singapour
police-state in the purest form
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>Tampa abusing goalie hacks.
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>>74425537
in b4 a player while contagious went on bye week vacation and it causes a national outbreak
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>>74425421
No one has said that, if anything there was a guy shitting on the trade in the other thread.
I think it was a decent move, they were playing someone awful in the 4c spot before.
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>mfw you knew all along habs will never ever be the boston celtics of hockey ever again
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CanucksWILLMakeThePlayoffs (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-02-28 02:27:04
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>Burrows favourite moment on the Canucks isn't his game 7 OT goal against the Blackhawks, but Bieksa's OT goal against the Sharks
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>one timer hat trick
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>>74425421
>trading a literal who and a 2nd round pick in a weak draft means a team is contending
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this thread needs to check their vaccine privileges
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Jack Muzzer
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>>74425601
you didn't get vacced?
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>>74425601
Don't talk to me or my mumps again.
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shattenkirk to craps seems weird
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>>74425626
Vaccines = autism
why do you think 4chan is a thing?
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>>74425632
probably just a pure rental
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CanucksWILLMakeThePlayoffs (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-02-28 02:33:46
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>>74425639
autism really isn't that big of a deal, really
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>>74425657
Says the autist.
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HABBBBBSSSS
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>>74425577
>one timer natural hat trick*
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>>74425665
>A 4chan user shit talking someone for being autistic
What did he mean by this?
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if Zach Parise went to school in America then how could he have not gotten the MMR vaccine?
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>74425683
you forgot pp
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>>74425699
Not talking shit lad. Im okay with my condition. Accepting is the first step :^)
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CanucksWILLMakeThePlayoffs (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-02-28 02:37:59
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>>74425665
but you have it too, sooo...
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>>74425703
The vaccine is only 80% effective. He got the booster shot last time this went around too.
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>>74425703
he got it last season when there was a breakout.
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>>74425703
samefag
I had to get the fucking meningitis vaccine when I went (back) to college
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I remember people saying that NHL players are way smarter than NBA players, but why do more NHL players believe stuff like the earth is flat, vaccines causes autism, gays have rights, and global warming?
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>>74425775
>NHL players are way smarter than NBA players
Who would say that? Most NHL players don't go to college. Of course they're retarded.
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>caps pick up a player from the other team that constantly fails to meet expectations the second the playoffs begin
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wtf these color commentators need to stop talking about Hibbing
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>>74425801
Even if they don't go to college, just by being white they're still more intelligent than a college-educated black, especially a ""college-educated"" apehoop player
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>>74425801
Well, one argument was that the majority of athletes in the NHL were white and at least went to high school.
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craps about to give away a king's ransom for a rental to join them for their first round exit.
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Never give up.
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>tripcunt able to constantly make race baiting posts without ever getting banned
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Wow, great fucking work defending that lead, debbies.
T. Snesfag.
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@FriedgeHNIC
I understand there are a few conditions to work out, but barring a collapse, Kevin Shattenkirk is going to Washington
>collapse
Nice foreshadowing friedman
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>>74425851
>feels good lad
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>>74425873
stay mad EK65
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>>74425801
NHL players don't need affirmative action papers. Hockey is so strong that players can choose whatever system they want to go through, the Junior system (the CHL) or the college system (which rarely gives good players).
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>>74425801
>>74425832
Going to college doesnt make you smart. I tutor the lacrosse and basketball players at my school and I can confirm they are retarded. The tutor program is basically us doing their hw while they go to practice. At least I get paid. Plus there are college """""""educated"""""" people who think the earth is flat.
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>>74423621
>having to come here cause hfboards is down.
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>>74425573
The ghosts came thru tonight
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>>74425940
tfw I tutored one of the football players at my school before and I couldn't concentrate on the material
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>>74425988
post bum
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>>74425972
I'm glad we called them out to help. Thank you based ghosts of the Forum.
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>>74425903
How is it that year after year the caps are the most stacked team and yet constantly fucking choke
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>Caps paying the same for a 1D that Wild paid for a 3C
lmfao
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>>74425988
>I couldn't concentrate on the material
What did she mean by this
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>>74425988
Not like they would fuck you anyway kippers. Stick to shit posting and hockey.
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@Real_ESPNLeBrun
Shattenkirk trade has other details but main parts I believe: 1st RD pick in 2017, 2nd RD pick in 2018 and Zach Ranford going to St. Louis
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>>74426021
> mfw the caps dont win shit and completely tank their future
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>>74426001
What, they caused that bullshit tripping call?
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>>74426003
their PP was already sick and now they're adding one of the most productive PP dmen of the past few seasons
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Cheeky Rutherford pretending the Pens were in on Shattenkirk just to drive his price up when they don't even need a right Dman.
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>>74426043
Yeah but they're still going to lose in the second round somehow
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>>74426021
>Zach Ranford
Sanford you retard
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>>74426011
theyre paying less if mild make it past the first 2 rounds. otherwise it's the same
first and a second (zach sanford is just a SPC going back the other way, nothing more)
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>>74426030
>a pick in the 25-30 range in a weak draft
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>>74426066
Copy pasted from pierre relax bud
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>>74426021
High price for a rental that's going to sign with a rival a few months from now.
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@CapFriendly
If the return package for Shattenkirk does include #Capitals 1st RD pick in 2017, it would mean Caps won't have a pick till RD 4 this June.
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>>74426084
Yes, but this rental is already their best dman
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Holy fucking shit, put Anderson in, the condom isn't just broken, it's missing the whole front half.
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Story on Sanford? Feeling pretty happy about this trade as a Blues fan.
Feel bad for Caps, they'll get to see in the playoffs Shattenkirks inability to defend
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@Real_ESPNLeBrun
Blues also retained some salary on Shattenkirk in the trade but it's less than 50 percent. Not sure yet of exact percentage.
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>>74426021
>2nd RD pick in 2018
>montreal owns that pick
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@TSNBobMcKenzie
As @Real_ESPNLeBrun reported, it's 2017 1st rder, cond'l 2018 2nd rder, Zach Sanford to STL for Kevin Shattenkirk. STL retains some salary.
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>>74426137
The caps arent fucking around. I wonder if they make it out of the 2nd round. I vote no.
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>>74426114
Had to retain some for Caps to stay under cap. Probably just enough to do so.
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saw it on reddit already
FUCK OFF
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CanucksWILLMakeThePlayoffs (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-02-28 03:12:21
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>>74426013
Well, I kept looking at his face. It wasn't just the eyes or his face, but his nose. Like I can't really explain.
I don't usually like jock type of people, but he was tastefully athletic, like Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.
Think he was Colombian or something, he has these yarn like wristbands (not Livestrong type ones) that has Colombian colours on it.
I don't like tats either, but he has his birth year Roman numerals on the inside of his bicep. I wonder if he had other tats on his body.
This was a few years ago.
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Is it time to make a new mumps team?
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>>74426107
The STD has already been caught. Might as well go all-in at this point.
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>>74426137
Is the condition they have to find a 2nd round pick to trade?
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>>74426021
That's a pretty steep price. Didn't the Caps learn anything from the Forsberg/Erat trade?
>that person that said Burrows wouldn't fetch a 1st rounder yesterday
The prospect seems better than a (late) 1st.
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>>74426127
they got one from the Jets apparently
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>>74426173
>His nose
Was this Colombian man also part Jewish?
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>>74426194
Dahlin is doing better in the SHL II than Forsberg was when he was traded.
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>game is so boring and already finished on the scoreboard that the announcers are talking about the Shattenkirk trade
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>>74426209
I don't know how to describe it, like I said. It's masculine, but not so manly that you can cut fucking diamonds with it. But it was probably one of his best features. I didn't even know he was foreign until he spoke. Had an accent and everything. Thought he was white since he had blonde hair and white skin. He was dumb as shit though.
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>tfw people were talking about Dorion maybe landing Duchene
>Instead, he gave up one of the only somewhat promising prospect from the Sens' laughable prospect pool for a washed-up bonafide 3rd liner
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>>74426200
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_NHL_Entry_Draft#Traded_picks
maybe it's a 2019 second
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>>74426237
Why didn't he go for Duchene if he was willing to give up a good prospect? Makes no sense
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>>74426237
don't worry, you'll still land Duchene but it'll be for chabot+white+1st
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>>74426237
Maybe Benning has some dirt on Dorion
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>caps and mild both trying to go super saiyan
It would be really fun if The caps got kicked out second round again
It would be even funnier if Minnesota got beaten by chicago again
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>>74426243
then I don't know
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>>74426244
Because Colorado wanted Chabot and he's probably their only untouchable prospect
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why are fins so fucking autistic?
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>>74426237
Did you listen to the radio interview with him at the first intermission? They told him the online reaction has been mostly negative.
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>>74426210
Pretty happy about that. He's also on some sort of point streak so that's nice to see. Don't think he's on a super stacked team either, so he's producing his own points.
Hope he comes over to the AHL next year.
Now, we just need to trade Hansen/Miller...
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>>74426254
I think I'd almost feel bad for them if that's what he gave up to get Duchene. But fuck em.
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>>74426271
Mongolian genes
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>>74426194
>>74426210
There are Swedish players drafted after him who are already good enough to be playing in the SHL, which is far better than Allsvenskan.
Nobody talks about them because they belong to organizations with several better prospects. Obviously, Hongcouver doesn't have that luxury.
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>>74426244
Salary team, basically.
>Burrows
>$4.5 cap hit, but only $3M salary (prorated over the last ~20 games)
>$2.5M extension over 2 years (was the sticking point of the trade)
>Duchene
>$6M/yr
>probably would bounce after his contract expires
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>>74426282
>I'd almost feel bad for them
No you wouldn't, you fucking frog.
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>>74426288
You are right. 2016 is looking like an amazing draft for Swedes.
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Well shit. At least Varone is looking decent.
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>>74426288
>>74426308
snes fans mad as fuck lol
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Don't worry Tampon Gay, we'll get you back in the playoffs.
Oh wait.
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Wednesday looking like it's gonna be boring as fuck, I'll still be here with /hoc/, but probably gonna be an even bigger snoozefest than last year
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ZUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YEAH
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>This Wild/Kongs game
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>>74426324
Maybe you can win a second Stanley Cup.
Oh wait.
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>>74423977
>josi
I think you meant SAROS
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>kongs
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>>74426330
>>74426332
>dat filth
muh dick.
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>ottawa could have had drouin for ceci
Hurry up and die with your terminal cancer Murray. Fucking take your lackey Dorion with you.
>>74426278
Don't worry though! According to Dorion, he made such a good trade that Ottawa players were giving him hugs
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>>74426334
How's that 2015 cup treating you?
Oh wait.
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>canadian nhl franchise that doesn't spend to the cap
Relocation when
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Going to shower before bed time lads.
Please wish me luck.
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>>74426346
Tampa won a cup in 2004. When did Ottawa win one again?
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>yfw duchene gets traded at the draft and the trade deadline is even more boring than usual
>>74426351
good luck and sleep well lad
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>meme game on
>no one cares
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>>74426351
cold or hot?
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>>74426363
I'm watching, good game
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>>74426367
>cold
what fucking meme is this
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Do you guys like Kenny Albert as commentator? I feel like he might replace Doc.
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>>74426374
>fucking up your skin
Enjoy your leathery skin
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>>74426379
>boiling
Just take it hot, fuck.
My skin's as smooth as a baby's butt.
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>>74426385
I mean warm*
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>>74426385
>knowing what a baby's butt feels like
Go away pedo mod
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Blacocks getting Sharp back
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>>74426385
I take lukewarm showers before bed but cold showers in the morning, only way to completely wake up
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>shattenkirk to crapitials for a first rounder plus a pretty good prospect
not a steal but a pretty respectable trade
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C'mon Ducks! Sign Duchene and Landeskog! They have a lot of defensemen!
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>>74426426
for a rental that they probably could sign in the offseason, yeah totally it's not like ovie's production isn't going to drop off in a couple season
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>Brown is dead
serves that faggot goon right
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>>74426427
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>>74426418
Sauce?
I'm seeing the Habs and Edmonton on twitter
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>>74426435
I meant for the St Lewis Bloos
I think it's not a very good trade for Washington but everyone is trying to get out of this draft
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>>74426434
>bargain Bob
Yeah right, get ready for some more veteran grit
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>>74426456
I can't take more veteran grit! Fucking Bob.
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I really hate this Hockey is for Everyone bullshit
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>>74426464
Would be nice if they traded Vatanen and bought out Bieksa then they could have Montour and Larsson up full time next year.
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>>74426148
Caps are the blues of the east, gonna get BTFO in the 1st rd
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>Dopetar
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>>74426511
It looks lik he wears make-up.
>>74426506
That would be nice. Ducks should keep Fowler. They need help on offense.
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>finland whiffing the game winner.
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>two teams have """""elite""""" goalies
>both teams allows 4 goals despite both being defensively focused
what did they mean by this?
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>>74426543
increased scoring
t.gary
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I heard rumors that Giroux will be going to the Habs in a blockbuster deal
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>>74426531
Need to fire Carlyle so that Fowler and the offensive dman can be properly utilized rather than his dump and chase turtle hockey.
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Good night /hoc/. I hope you all have pleasant Finn-free dreams tonight. Hopefully our Danish, Norwegian and Swedish friends can keep that evil at bay for another night.
>>74426362
Thanks, friend. I made it out alive and didn't slip and die like my gran
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>>74426549
Who'll coach the Ducks? Selanne?
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>>74426548
Doubtful
The habs don't have enough to trade for him
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da Kangs of 3on3
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Guys, a massive trade is going down soo.
I'm hearing Kronwall a prospect + a second for Ceci
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>>74426558
Paul Maclean should have been the coach already have Poodreau was canned
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FACEOFF ABUSE
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>10-1 in ot
what the fuck
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https://www.sporcle.com/games/g/nhlteams
Time to distinct the sunbelters from the patricians
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WILD
I
L
D
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>>74426582
best fucking coach
>da wild
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GET REKTED KANGZS!!!!
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REDEMPTION FOR GRANNY
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>>74426558
Therrien
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THE MADMAN DID IT, HE MADE UP FOR HIS MISSED GOAL. BASED MONGOL
Career #300 APOLOGIZE
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>granlund fans a wide open empty net
>splits the d and finnishes 12 seconds into ot
why do finns love to meme so much?
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>>74426593
Yeah, I liked him, great for regular seasons, shame about the choking though
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>>74426588
30/30
What do I get?
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>quick angry as fuck
lmao he should be, defense just got fucking embarrassed by a memer
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>Kopitar
>blows it on both sides of the ice
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>kongs
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NEW
FINNISH MEMER EDITION
>>74426623
>>74426623
>>74426623
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>>74426599
is granny legit now?
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@incarceratedbob
**NHL RUMORS**
Rangers / Leafs talking with Wings about (D) Brendan Smith
Habs / Oilers / Islanders interested in Lightning's Brian Boyle
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>>74426943
>Habs / Oilers / Islanders interested in Lightning's Brian Boyle
that's gonna be a little difficult
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>>74425508
Seouls is in SOuth Korea you illiterate
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