CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

volvé grondona, te perdonamos

>>74419269
when did ecuador get so good

>>74419284
XDDD

>>74419289
They are strong at home (+3000 metre altitute and hot as fuck -literally over the Equator-) and have an Argie manager

>>74419269
>FIFA rankings
not even once

>>74419328
Everyone has an Argentine manager

>>74419289
They are really strong at home but really bad at away.

They only lost at home against Brazil.
They only won away against Argentina.

Ecuador 0-3 Brazil
Argentina 0-2 Ecuador

>>74419289
They are really strong at home but really bad away.

They only lost at home against Brazil.
They only won away against Argentina.

Ecuador 0-3 Brazil
Argentina 0-2 Ecuador

I don't even want >us to qualify, the team is complete shit and even if we make it to the final these losers are gonna choke with whatever team makes it.

>>74419528
>>74419539
Thanks bro, didn't catch that the first time

>>74419550
I said that "they are really strong at home but really bad away.

They only lost at home against Brazil.
They only won away against Argentina.

Ecuador 0-3 Brazil
Argentina 0-2 Ecuador"

if you didn't notice btw

>>74419289

Valencia is unironically the best RB in the world desu

Kekuador won't qualify.

>>74419755
Oh, they will.

>>74419269
Why isn't Messi carrying Argentina?

Oh that's right, he can't.

>>74419711
this 100%

>>74419830

Messi is the reason they are #5 and not #9
If he played every game they would be top 3 easily.

>>74420238
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>74420314

really makes me think

They are really strong at home but really bad away.

They only lost at home against Brazil.
They only won away against Argentina.

Ecuador 0-3 Brazil
Argentina 0-2 Ecuador

>>74419758
>2 wins in the last 8 games

yeah nah

>>74420626
>They are really strong at home but really bad away.
>They only lost at home against Brazil.
>They only won away against Argentina.
>Ecuador 0-3 Brazil
>Argentina 0-2 Ecuador

They are really strong at home but really bad away.

They only lost at home against Brazil.
They only won away against Argentina.

Ecuador 0-3 Brazil
Argentina 0-2 Ecuador

How is it even possible to not qualify for a tournament?

I always thought it's like you can just get expelled for political reasons or because you don't give a fuck about something happening in Uruguay...

Argentina sucks even more than I thought...

>>74420653
Last 4 games: 2 wins, 1 draw & 1 defeat.

Like anons says here: >>74419528, >>74419539, >>74419559, >>74420626, >>74420738, >>74420850, they are really strong at home but really bad away.

>peru made more goals that >us
how shit higuan and aguaro are?

>>74420444
>Ecuador vs Colombia
>Ecuador vs Brasil
>Ecuador vs Argentina
So Ecuador is not going to the WC

>>74421823
They are really strong at home but really bad away.

They only lost at home against Brazil.
They only won away against Argentina.

Ecuador 0-3 Brazil
Argentina 0-2 Ecuador

>>74421901
this 2bh

also

They are really strong at home but really bad away.

They only lost at home against Brazil.
They only won away against Argentina.

Ecuador 0-3 Brazil
Argentina 0-2 Ecuador

>>74421901
>>74422775
>>74421823

THIS tbhf, we are really strong at home but really bad away. only lost at home against Brazil.
We only won away against Argentina.

Ecuador 0-3 Brazil
Argentina 0-2 Ecuador

>>74420513
>Estadio Malvinas Argentinas

What did they mean by this?

>>74426347
shit stadium desu

>>74425295
This but also They are really strong at home but really bad away.

They only lost at home against Brazil.
They only won away against Argentina.

Ecuador 0-3 Brazil
Argentina 0-2 Ecuador

>>74421823
>Colombia
gizzz

>>74419269
do u think WC final will be Brazil VS Germany with Brazil enacting big revenge for >sieben eins

>>74427170
You are forgetting one thing desu They are really strong at home but really bad away.

They only lost at home against Brazil.
They only won away against Argentina.

Ecuador 0-3 Brazil
Argentina 0-2 Ecuador

>>74427188
no. it will be france vs brazil.

>>74427291
but this is not colombia desu. its ecuador that is strong at home but really bad away.

They only lost at home against Brazil.
They only won away against Argentina.

Ecuador 0-3 Brazil
Argentina 0-2 Ecuador

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>>74419269
Here's a haiku from a New Zealander.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>74419269
It's almost like FIFA rankings are a joke.

>>74428733
Why do you even expect to make the world cup? Only against an AFC team you might have a chance.

>>74428773
Very true. We have only ever come in through AFC teams. China (1982) and Bahrain (2010).

>>74428786
Kiwis don't give a shit about soccer tho

>>74428791
I want them to.

>>74419528
>>74419539
>>74419559
>>74420626
>>74420738
>>74420850
>>74421319
>>74421901
>>74422775
>>74425295
>>74427167
>>74427291
>>74427340
I think >we found >our replacement for messhit

>>74419289
they got pacey black strikers like bolanos and valencia
altitude advantage at home games and they simply had a good sequence, probably going to drop some points now (as they did already)
although they had such a good start the wc spot is pretty much locked

Can someone give me a quick rundown on Ecuador? Like what's their home/away from?

Can we meme Argentina into becoming the next Netherlands?

>>74421721
Kek

>>74428977
Literally laughted out load

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You need Cervi

>>74428921
also t-they are really strong at home but really bad away.

They only lost at home against Brazil.
They only won away against Argentina.

Ecuador 0-3 Brazil
Argentina 0-2 Ecuador

>>74421012
conmebol is the hardest zone for wolrd cup cualification only 10 teams and all of them are good teams. we dont have macedonia, san marino or andorra

>>74429569
>conmebol is the hardest zone for wolrd cup cualification when we don't have Grondona to save our ass

Fixed for you.

>>74429569
not really, euro might have more shit teams but we also dont have half of our group qualify.

>>74429592
cause you are 150 little countrys. only 5 or 6 of them are in good level . you get a good group and got instant WC cualification
in conmebol you have to play brasil, uruguay, colombia you lose that 3 matches and you are fucked.

>>74429583
you are just so hype cause having a good cuali,
it seems you forgot the shit that you are 1 year ago.

>>74429606
how would you be fucked? if you so good that only those teams would beat you can still get more than enough points to grab 4th or 5th which basically qualifies you instantly. its not like they dont lose points when they play each other either

in euro you get top of the group or play the russian roulette of the play-off. a play-off that isnt against samoa or whoever the fuck conmebol 5th place gets .

>>74429606
that's not true at all. uruguay/chile/colombia/ecuador are all supposed to be worse than brazil/argentina. it was always a two-horse race between we and argies.

and it have 18 games, so if you lost one or two games you can easily recover from that.

>>74429612
oh boy, I definitely forgot the times with dunga & felipão. now that we have tite, I expect nothing but a sixth star on our shirt.

when did ecuador get so good?

>>74429679
well they are really strong at home but really bad away.

They only lost at home against Brazil.
They only won away against Argentina.

Ecuador 0-3 Brazil
Argentina 0-2 Ecuador

>>74429702
can you elaborate?

>>74429639
cause the other 9 teams are good too, in europe only 3 or 4 teams are in that level. you have the chance to play poland, san marino , andorra, etc. even you rumania if you were here on south america .you probably will never get to go to WC.

>>74429649
im glad you forgot that easy, here in argentina 7-1 at home will be a bath of humility.

>>74429781
ecudaor is at a really high altitude which makes it hard for visiting teams to adjust to so they rarely lose at home

they nearly always get exposed when travelling tho

>>74429640
never is a horse race between the two of us, or you have forgot the many times brasil stuggle to cualifies, only you say tha cause now you are doing well. i think you are too hype for your own good but is reasonable cause 7-1 in the world cup., and in your home, is only one in a lifetime.

>>74429803
i mean we arent making in even now and we havent for 20 years now so thats not much of a point. still, grabbing 1 of 5 spots is easier than getting 1 of 1(or 2+the play off opponent) regardless of opponent.

>>74429781
Quito (Ecuador's capital) is +3000m over sea level and that makes the air pressure lower and it has less oxygen available than sea level places. If you are going to play there, you either have to go a few weeks earlier (impossible for qualifiers) or arrive just a few hours before the match to avoid health complications. The ball also runs faster and gets some bizarre effects because of the thin air, making GKs who are not used to it miserable.

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>>74421721
Can he save Argentinian football?

>>74419289
They are really strong at home but really bad at away.

They only lost at home against Brazil.
They only won away against Argentina.

Ecuador 0-3 Brazil
Argentina 0-2 Ecuador

>>74428828
I don't think so, They are really strong at home but really bad away.

They only lost at home against Brazil.
They only won away against Argentina.

Ecuador 0-3 Brazil
Argentina 0-2 Ecuador

>>74429840
Yea, due to shitty managers. But guess what? We have never failed to qualify, unlike you argies.

This shit isn't hard, m8. Stop lying to yourself.

We were at #7 with Dunga, and then Tite came in. Suddenly, 6 games, 6 wins. We went from #7 to #1, and already virtually qualified. With 6 fucking games. Now that's a "tough" qualification, huh?

Uruguay, Chile, Colombia, Ecuador, Paraguay, all them have to face us with a bunch of who's and still manage to surpass us sometimes. Uruguay barely have enough players to fulfill a 23' squad.

Like I said, stop lying to yourself.

>peru got a 2nd chance only to immediately blow it again

How come Ecuador is doing better than Argentina?

Is it because they are really strong at home but really bad away.

They only lost at home against Brazil.
They only won away against Argentina.

Ecuador 0-3 Brazil
Argentina 0-2 Ecuador?

volvé grondona, te perdonamos

>>74431020
>we went from #7 to #1
>7-1

You cant make this shit up is deep in their subconcient

>>74428733
Imagine NZ eliminating Argentina at Monumental

PS: All Whites NEED to do the Haka before repechage matches

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>>74419269
miss me yet? ;)

>>74420444
>against Chile
>against Bolivia in the altitude
>against Uruguay at centenario
>against Ecuador in the altitude

Are we going to make it? I have never seen my NT not play a WC

>>74428977
They are really strong at home but really bad at away.

They only lost at home against Brazil.
They only won away against Argentina.

Ecuador 0-3 Brazil
Argentina 0-2 Ecuador

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>mfw 5th place enters a playoff with (more than likely) New Zealand
>mfw Durante defending against Messi

>>74436117
kek, poor little new zealand.

>>74429869
Nah, Euros qualis are on easy mode, stop deluding yourself. Everyone and their mothers knows that SA qualis are the hardest qualis on the world.

>>74435587
volvé grondona, te perdonamos

>>74435490
and it was actually from #6 to #1. Oh boy..

>>74420513
>Estadio Malvinas Argentinas
kek, they're never gonna let that go, are they.

Argentina 0-2 Ecuador (Without Messi)
Paraguay 0-0 Argentina (Without Messi)
Argentina 1-1 Brazil (Without Messi)
Colombia 0-1 Argentina (Without Messi)
Chile 1-2 Argentina (With Messi)
Argentina 2-0 Bolivia (With Messi)
Argentina 1-0 Uruguay (With Messi)
Venezuela 2-2 Argentina (Without Messi)
Perú 2-2 Argentina (Without Messi)
Argentina 0-1 Paraguay (Without Messi)
Brazil 3-0 Argentina (With Messi)
Argentina 3-0 Colombia (With Messi)

>>74441396
>Brazil 3-0 Argentina (With Messi)
What did he mean by this?

>>74441413
80% win rate is still pretty decent

>>74441396
>2 copa finals
with messhit
>1 wc final
with messhit

>>74441477
>2 world cups
Without Messhit

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>>74419269

There's one man who can un-cuck you, Argies. He did it for us.

Forgive him for the 2002 WC fiasco and get him back

>>74442585
>le primera ronda meme man
no please