Good night sweet prince

>metabolic disturbances
LMAO

>>74419225

watch it. this will now be the official excuse whenever him being fat comes up. this fucker was the worst transfer this season.

>balding this hard at 24

JUST FICK MEINE SCHIESSE

>>74419661
I'll never undestand his return. He acepted a transfer right before Dortumund's biggest game in like 20 years.

Lewa at least waited for the season to end.

Poor Dortmund even when poaching Bayern players they can't win

>world champion
>cataloged as "the next Messi"
>played for Bayern
>retiring at age 24
this nigga is even lazier than brazilian players, at least they play until they are 27 or 28

>>74419690

the team managers love him for some nebulous reason. perhaps they feel pity for him who knows.

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>yfw he goes to liverpool next window

>>74419213
F A T B O I
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>>74419698
He has a world cup though.

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will he become an e-athlete?

I'm pretty sure that he has depression.

>>74419774
You can see it in his gaze

>>74419774
>>74419798
Guardiola broke his spirit

>>74419690
>waited
his agents gave the press a new story every other day to force the transfer
lewy was really dirty
the reason he didn't leave that year was that Bayern figured if it would benefit them more if he left Dortmund for free

>>74419731
*Sacked*

*eat huge piece of chocolate cake*

>>74419730
same thing with schurrle and rode desu

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F

>>74419927
Shirley was Tuchel's player at Mainz, it's at least somewhat understandable.

How much did he eat/drink to get so fat even while training? He would have to go full American to keep up a positive calorie level.

God help him now that he will stop working out

>better than Messi
>too fat to play

Truly the German Ronaldo.

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>>74419938
jesus fuck

F

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs

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>>74419938
>>74419978
why do i enjoy watching him suffer so much

inb4 jealousy

>>74419730
Well, he's pretty good. Before going to Buyern he was in God mode. Underperforming now but still not shit enough to drop.

>>74419998
Came in here to post this, glad this thread didn't disappoint.

NO SYMPY FOR GOTZE

>>74419213
F

it will always be a hero in my book, fucked up the little austist dream

>Es können Störungen im Fettstoffwechsel auftreten.

At least now we know why he's so fat.

>>74420002

your just jealous

>>74419927

schürrle is good, though. he's quite invisible during normal games but always there in important stages. a good example would be his equalizer against madrid last year.

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He's the last in a long line of players who got destroyed by bayern. But he knew what he was in for.

beta turkish genetics manifesting themselves early in this kid

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kek

>>74420002
Because he was an arrogant cunt who became too big for his boots. Getting knocked down is a good thing for him.

>>74419938
>>74419978
th-thicc?

>>74419698

a millionaire and world cup winner, are you mad?

let me remind you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QJ6P8Yxil4

>>74419225

probably "metabolic disturbance" in his brain that is depression.

>>74420231
or metabolic disturbance in additional food keeps appearing in his stomach

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never forget!

>>74420357

das problem with this ist that germans celebrated this for 1-2 days and then it was back to working business and no one giving a fuck until they danced like monkeys for 2 minutes during the fest

meanwhile, if Argentina had won it, it would've been international glory for a million third world countries, a billion indians, southern italians who still follow maradroga, and they'd still be posing Messi world cup pics everywhere to this day.

it's a shame Germany won it. Ungrateful fucks.

>>74420424
what the fuck are you talking about?
I'm still celebrating right now

yeah yoohoo, world cup, woohooo

>>74420357
>you now remember Martin Demechelis

>>74420424
>Thinking you're allowed to show any kind of nationalist pride outside of specified times in Germany

Are people really this oblivious?

>>74420424
Sure Tyrone.
>Implying Germans wouldn't celebrate to this day

>>74420528
ebin meme my fellow reddit poster

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>>74420424
but Germany is the most supported national team in the world

>>74420424
>celebrating the achievements of others

cuck pls

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>>74419698
u jelly?

There is an old saying in German which goes by "Nur gucken, nicht anfassen!" which rougly translates to "Messi will never lift a World Cup!"

>>74420602
You wrote "Brazil" in a strange way.

Don't mind, let me fix it for you:

>but Brazil is the most supported national team in the world

>>74420673
Hey, four times (HAHAHA) winner, shut up.

>>74420711
ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

>>74420711
you can't escape it

>>74420711
How does it feel knowing that your NT isn't anything but its history anymore?

You could have also written something like "Member when we were actually capable of playing football? Those were some great times back then..."

You are basically the South American variety of the Netherlands

https://www.reddit.com/r/footballmanagergames/comments/3vv58m/after_leaving_bayern_in_2017_gotze_retires_at_the/

Well now...

>inb4 reddit

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>>74420674
hasn't been since around 2010

>>74419698
At least he scored the winning goal in a World Cup final. Something Messi will never have.
He's immortal, Messi will be forgotten in 20+ years.

No World Cup = No GOAT

Sucks to be you.

>>74420877
>being proud that pajeets and t*rks bandwagon your national team

ehhh, i don't think that's something to show off Hans

>>74419225
>schwere knochen

>>74422017
>He's immortal
He's already a literal who.

>>74419698
but still BTFOd Argentina.

>>74422267
>being proud
I didn't claim that

why doesnt he just up the PED dose?

>I'm not fat, it's glandular

>>74419225
Is that the scientific name for being fat?

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>>74419698

>>74422017
>Messi will be forgotten in 20+ years.
no one believes this, klaus

>>74419698
Dude, The Falklands LMAO

>>74424306
>those Brazilians celebrating
south americans are really just catholic north Africans

>>74424364
>>>/ISIS/

>>74424364
t.north african

>>74422017
is this bait
if so very impressed
saved

Does he seriously have some sort of medical issue or what? How can you be so fat, does he skip training?

>>74420002
traitor judas etc

>>74424306

Where did you guys watched that game?

I went to buenos aires with friends in case of party, but went clubbing the night before snorted coke all night and ended up going to bed at noon, slept a couple of hours and woke up at halftime with the worst hangover of my life.

I went to the lobby of the hostel and watched the game surrounded by brazilians cheering for germany, all of this one block away from the obelisco where tens of thousands or argies were watching the game.

>>74420424
>having to be grateful for something you yourself achieved through your own hard work

Americans are dumb sacks of shit.

>>74419965
Please, I've seen those big beer mugs you use to serve beer. Dude must've been at a bar every night jugging away at those.

>>74420424
>das
>ist

you have to go back

>>74420852
>You are basically the South American variety of the Netherlands

Except they've won championships, Mohammed

Buyern knew about it and sold Grütze to Dortmund without telling them.

>>74422017
Just like Johan Cruyff?

>>74427397
>Buyern knew about it
wouldn't surprise me if it was actually bauern's medical department that infected him with whatever he has

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>>74428477
poop infected him with aids

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>tfw you remember dirtmund actually paid real money to take him back

>>74419225
the german's fat Ronaldo?

>>74420076
Teria sido engraçado se ele agarrasse o troféu e saísse correndo gritando é "minha! é minha!"

>score world cup winning goal
>get fat
>retire

But why?

>>74429849
He will never surpass the wc goal so why even try?

>>74428467
>didn't even get a sticky
>GOAT

>being a fat bald manlet is a disease in germany

>>74420058
Last or latest?

>>74419213
Is he the new Sebastian Deisler?

>>74430575
Yeah, we got something called 'healthy food'. But you wouldn't understand.