Is this thing a footballer?

Where does he poo?

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No, but he is a phenomenal jeans model

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>>74419141
>£17m

At least he clearly gives a shit unlike Sissoko.

Unbelievable how that man has managed to steal a living this long

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>>74419638
>tfw you still can't fathom how people fall for the Sissoko meme

He's black so you already know he has attitude problems and he's "French" so you know his attitude is going to be even worse than it already would be.

>£30m
>"Jews are good with money goy! Let us look after your finances!"
>Israel FC literally wasted more money than any English club at any time ever

This would be hilarious if it wasn't so sad.

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>>74419141
>>74419662
What went wrong?

>>74419756
van Basten over all those shitters tbqh

they didn't learn from the van wolfswinkel and de jong fiascos lol

>>74419756
Huntelaar shouldn't be anywhere near those other 3

>>74419727
The best part is how Everton were desperate to sign him and then Spurs swooped in and got him, like they had pulled off some brilliant move.

>"Jews are good with money goy! Let us look after your finances!"
>Israel FC literally wasted more money than any English club at any time ever

Aren't they the only club to actually make a profit from the transfer market over the last few years? Doesn't get much more Jewish than that.

>>74419874
Has been a decent goalscorer all of his career and has done quite well for the national team as far as I'm aware. Not on the same level as the others, but leagues ahead of the likes of fucking Vincent Janssen.

>>74419756
I didn't know Cuba Gooding Jr was dutch.