International rivalries

nah netherlands and belgium too

Britain
USA
Greece
Brazil
Aussies
neither
tough one, but Dutch
neither

>>74418685
>Belgium
>relevant in sports
>relevant at all

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>>74418678
Gotta go with the Anglosphere

>>74418678
Great Britain vs. The World is a good rivalry

>>74418678
Britain means nothing to me. England can choke on my stinky french wiener all day. The rest are bros.

the only true rivalries in British sport are between each other, with England vs Germany in football being an exception and I don't think the Germans care as much.

GOAT rivalry is obviously England vs Australia in the cricket, and rugby to a lesser extent.

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>>74418750
Whatever mate, here's your you

>>74418759
Football rivalries like England vs Scotland are irrelevant, you both suck

It would be like a Papua New Guinea vs Philippines rivalrie

Britain
USA
Turkey
Argentina/Brazil - neither
Australia/NZ - I really, really like them both
Serbia
Netherlands
Italy

>>74418773
protip: we don't care much about anything outside the Anglosphere and whether you find our rivalries interesting or not

I support New Zealand. Fuck the rest.
Shout out to South Africa.

>>74418777
>>74418690

Just curious, what do you guys base yourself on when it comes to the Brits/Frenchies rivalry?

>>74418678
Britain
USA
Greece
Argentina
NZ
Croatia
Germany
Italy

>>74418678
France
Mexico
Greece
Brazil
Australia
Croatia
Netherlands
Italy

France
USA
Turkey
Neither
New Zealand
Croatia
Netherlands
Italy

>USA vs Mexico is a rivalry

Mexicans really dont see the US as a bonafide rival, and for the few American fans who follow it it's nothing more than a fun meme match.

>>74418678

>real sports rivalries
>Britain v France
>Greece v Turkey
>Italy v Spain

The only rivalries in your list are Ger-Net, Mex-USA and Arg-Bra in football. Probably Cro-Ser in basketball but I don't really know and I suppose Aus-Nzl in rugby.

>>74418678

We hate Germany, Argentina, Scotland, Wales and Ireland more than France.

>>74418985

>Britain hates Scotland and Wales

>>74418678
France
Mexico
Neither
Argentina
NZ
Croatia
See Flag
Neither

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Germany - Italy is a pretty cool rivalry desu

>>74418985
>>74418976
No one ITT seemed to understand what I meant so I think I did it wrong

You are meant to pick one of them by preference and then say which one you think is more successful considering all sports, not only football

There aren't many relevant/famous rivalries so in some cases just picked the 2 biggest/more relevant countries of some region

>>74419013
Is it a thing outside of football?

>>74419000

The majority of Britain is England so yes it's true.

>>74418678
Britbongs
Burgers
Hellas
Argies
Koalas
Worst country ever
DUDE WEED LMAO
Pizzas

>>74419024
No idea, I'm neither German or Italian, but those matches always have a great atmosphere. And the legacy of the rivalry backs it up too

>>74418678
Who I root for:
Britain
USA
Greece
Brazil
New Zealand
Croatia
Germany
Italy

>>74418678
Britain
USA
neither
Brazil
NZ
Croatia
Netherlands
Italy

>>74418678

>Britain
>No Olympic Games

Aren't like Tennis and the Olympics the only things were play as Britain for? Pretty much everything else we split into England, Wales, N Ireland and that country that can't qualify for international tournaments.

Britain
USA
Greece
Argentina
Australia
Serbia
Netherlands recently but Germany overall
Italy

>>74418678
prefer / successful :

France / France
USA / USA
Greece / Turkey
Brazil / Brazil
NZ / Australia
Croatia / Croatia
Germany / Germany
Italy / tie

>tfw I realise I'm not rooting for the underdogs enough

>>74419133
>France more successful
>worse at F1, tennis, rugby, the Olympics, golf, boxing

(Vous)

>>74418750
>hating and shitting on england
>its not a rivalry though

>>74419133
>Brazil more successful
>worse at F1, tennis, rugby, the Olympics, boxing, hockey, basketball, polo

>>74418678
Uhh, there is not really a USA Mexico rivalry, they're like our half-retarded brown step-kid.

USA Canada gets heated for hockey, but doesn't happen often, and the biggest one is Olympics anyway.

>>74419189
triggered

except the facts you are an inferior sporting country

>>74419209
Eh?

>>74418985
Irish are obsessed though with hating England so the rivlary is one way traffic

>>74419222

We hate you too, it's just you're not relevant enough in most sports.

>>74419235
I bet they're better at hurling

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>>74418793
>>74418850
>>74418891
>>74419012
>>74419057
>>74419068
>>74419133
Have a free (You) of appreciation lads.

>>74418678
France
Mexico
>Greece/Turkey
Argentina
NZ
>Croatia/Serbia
Germany
Spain

>>74419235
Only on sp for meme reasons.

England don't care about Ireland true. Ireland don't realise this though and every meeting is basically world cup final x 999999999

Scotland yes.

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Root for

France (only because england losing is funny)
USA
Turkey :^)
Brazil
NZ
Serbia
Netherlands
Italy

>>74418816

All the French I met were assholes

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>>74418691
>most dominant figure in any one sport
>35x World Champion
>won over 200 titles and major tournaments
>pic related, Ceulemans lifting yet another World Cup with Kobayashi Maru (on the right), the guy that could not win against him
>not a burger but probably because it's a burger sport the burgers made him a hall of famer or whatever burgers call that lifetime achievement thingy
>most aptly named player in cue-sports, cue-le-mans

>>74418816
French food tastes good.

>>74419430

Is that the Ceulemans of the 80s stacked Belgium team?

I hate you for cucking us in '86 but even more for failing to cuck Marranona the next round in the semis.

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>>74418678

France
USA
???
Brazil
>relevant sports
Croatia
Germany
Spain

>>74418715
>One team hasn't won anything in over 70 years

Nice "Rivalry" you got there

>>74419566
>different Ceulemans

>Belgium in the SFs against the argies
>2 bad calls prevented Belgium from opening the score
>both times the players were clearly onside and the linesman even lost the plot and started shouting at the Belgians
>matchfixing

>>74418678
>England
>USA
>Greece
>Indifferent
>Australia
>Serbia (though Croatians are nicer people overall)
>Netherlands
>Spain

Are we rivals with the French at anything sports related?
I can maybe think of cycling, and even then, only tour de France and the like

>US-Mexico
>a rivalry

Not in any sport that matters to the average American.

Give me US-Canada/Russia hockey every day of the week over anything involving Mexico.

>>74420059
What about the famous America/Mexico high jump rivalry?

>>74420084
OP explicitly said no olympics, famalam. But the high jumping and pole vaults at the San Diego-Tijuana joint qualifiers were intense.

>>74419189
>Argentina more successful
>worse at FE, surfing, jiu-jitsu, the Olympics, judo, handball, volleyball, water polo

>>74419218
I think he meant 'accept' instead of 'except' but you really can't blame the burgers for their shitty education.

>>74418678
Depends of which sport
Rugby - england
Football - italy/germany

>>74418685
>belgium
>>>/x/

EXECUTE ALL KIWIS

Britain
Mexico
Greece
Don't care
Kiwis
Don't care
Don't care
Don't care

>>74418773
Mexico vs USA is irrelevant too cause americans don't give a fuck about football and mexico is mexico

>USA v MEX
>rivalry

Is this what Euro news reports? Neither country is in any way invested in the outcome of this meeting save for /sp/ shitposters

>>74419707
This is factually incorrect. I know this is /sp/ where everyone thinks in memes but this is so wrong it is a bit embarrassing.

>>74418694
This.

Additional Soft Spots:
>Bangladesh
>Pakistan
>Haiti
>S. Korea
>Japan
>Norway
>Finland

>>74419209
Don't choke on that burger, lad.

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>>74422092
I unironically think a properly made burger is the greatest food item ever conceived.

>>74422247
A top tier burrito > a top tier burger anyday desu

>>74418678
France
USA
Greece
Argentina
NZ
Croatia
tie
Italy

>>74418816
Around 9 out of 10 French people are absolute fucking cunts lad. Anyone who would choose France over us has clearly never been there or come into contact with anyone French.

USA / Canada for hockey

Britain
USA
Greece
Brazil
NZ
Croatia
Netherlands
Italy

>>74422748
are you kidding me. The ratio for english cunts is much higher, about 29 out of 30. And while they don't have an american dick in their mouth they're out getting their asses kicked by some russian hooligans, or getting a prostate exam from some icelandic dentist .

>>74422830

>A LEAF

>L
>E
>A
>F

Italy-Spain is not a real rivarly
maybe in football but it's more friendly than spiteful

>>74419013
Italy-Germany is way more bitter, probably the most passionate on our part, no idea if ze Hermanns reciprocate
Italy-France too

BPL, french NT
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Greece
Argentina
Aussies
both are cool
I like both (apologize for 02, you fucking KRAUTS), but netherlands as an underdog
Spen

Croatia: handball, football
Serbia: basketball, waterpolo

>>74422830
>t. Quebecois faggot

>>74419189
what's the last time Argentina was relevant at F1?
We have more titles than you and more succesful pilots, wtf.

>prefer
Britain
USA
Greece
Argentina
same fucking thing
Serbia stronk
Netherlands
Italy

>more successful
Britain (thanks to massive doping)
USA (thanks to not being useless beaners)
Turkey (thanks to exploiting residency rules and paying denbts)
Argentina (Brazil better at soccer, Argies better at basketball, rugby, hockey)
Croatia (Djok is the only thing Serbs have over them)
New Zealand (rugby league and cricket are the Aussie's favourite sports and NZ are better at both)
Germany (three favourite sports of Ned are soccer, hockey and volleyball and Germans are better at all of them)
Spain (basketball, tennis, cycling)

>>74424187
Brazil is better in volleyball and handball. Also martial arts.

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>>74418694
>including poo peeland but not ireland

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>>74424281
Are these the famous Brazilian martial arts skills I've heard so much about?