fattybumbum

more like fatze amirite

>stoffwechselstörung

yeah right

>>74418216
Oh shit. Will he die?

>>74418238
yeah

>http://www.bvb.de/eng/News/Overview/Mario-Goetze-remains-sidelined-metabolic-disturbances-diagnosed

The next Messi they said...

why couldn't it be Neuer who scored the goal

>metabolic disturbances

probably as a result of steroid usage, Germany cheating once again, 2014 World Cup sure to be revoked due to doping violations

>I'm not fat, it's my metabolism

>>74418286
or Klose

ist dies /bundes/?

>>74418238
100 % sure

Jesus, this is so sad. I feel so guilty for the times I said he was in decline, never knew it was due to illness. :(

>>74418238
at some point, sure

>>74418238
no, but his career might do

>>74418274
Is this also the reason he got so fat?

How long is he out for?

Great thread.

ok so he got an excuse for the fatness

what about his hairline though?

>>74418382
Indefinitely. It must be really serious.

>>74418216
>Stoffwechsel
how do you fuck up Ess that hard

He will do the Enke but derail the train in the process

>>74418274
But Messi never won the WC

haha what a fat little nazi

no more cremeschnitte for him

is this the reason he looks like a 13 y/o?

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And this is where I keep my genetics.

He should ask Fat Ronaldo, he had similar stuff.

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>filthy rich
>got lucky with a disorder, so he can retire young
>can now enjoy his life

What went right?

I was always wondering why he looked so different.
He don't have the look of a good football player.

>>74418238
we will all die

>>74418791
Since I'm getting older (22 yo) I feel more weird watching football.
When there are players on the field around my age or even younger.
They can retire when they are like 35 if they want and can enjoy the live in a perfect way.

>>74418811
Depression is incredibly common among footballers when they retire, money is nice but it doesn't make a perfect life

>>74418811
Do you go to any matches? I used to feel like it was getting weird when I hit 21. Then I started going to watch my local team and the stadium is practically full of old cunts with nothing going on in their lives. Makes me feel a little better, at least until I hit their age.

>>74418827
It's really strange tßh. I mean you can go full messiah complex like Bill Gates if you are filthy rich.

>>74418103

hello is this /bundes/?

>>74419073
Or become an unhinged narcissist like Trump

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>>74418708
still butthurt after 70 years

>>74418304
vielleicht

>>74418296
they were the only euro side not to be affected by the brazilian humidity while the likes of italy, spain, and england wilted under the strain of the conditions. Fifa needs to take a second look those kruts .

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>>74418103
>tfw shit "beard"

>>74418296
>>74420272
>tf
>tt

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More like Bayernwechselstörung.

>>74420272
Turks are used to playing in the heat.

>>74420495
Turks didn't even qualify for that World Cup.

Or were did you unironically fall for the
>le Germany has so many Turks in their NT
meme when only one Turk was in our NT then?

>>74418708
>>6000000