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spring training a shit

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Injuns

/rug/

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Mariners!

Inb4 the inb4 guy

I'M MATT FUCKING BUSH

I think I'm going to try to watch the whole season this year

usually I start in july or august lmao

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>>74415470

>>74415464
IM BUSH PARTY TONIGHT

The best player in Texass Rangers history is headed towards more surgery and will relapse on pain pills shortly after. Every Texan would still suck his cock though while he did lines off their 400 lb girlfriend/sister even after he killed one of their own. Say it with me
>rags

>>74415559
That doesn't sound like Rafael Palmeiro

>>74415470
t. every single jays fan

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Jints

>>74415470
A

Should I bandwagon the cubs, mariners or mets?

>>74415630
Mets desu

>>74415630
cusb

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*strikes you out on three pitches*

>>74415630
We have another Kiwibro who follows the Mariners. Feel free to join /us/, our gamethreads are bretty comfy

>>74415682
>needing 3 pitches for a strike out

>coming home from cubs game
>on I-94
>wild faggots in vw jettas literally having a big gay dance party out of their windows on changing lanes without a fucking care
>get forced off I-94 somewhere in Lake View because you value your car that cost you more than 200$ and they give a fuck if they hit you
>ominous sounds of a flat tire, hear the rubber flapping on the road
>exit vehicle, immediately hear the permanent ambient ABBA tunes
>it's dark, you see short black tanktops floating in the distance and rainbow-colored lipstick smiling but nothing else
>they're moving in, you get back in the car regardless of what damage you'll do to the wheel
>they've already orgied relentlessly on all the streets around you like black hawk down
>you have to run away, but it's boystown where it's illegal for a straight guy to run away from faggots
>they laugh as you call the police
>"hello thweetie how are youuuuuuu todayyyyy? im thuperrrrrr thankth for athkinggggggggg!"
>you get raped and they force you in their big gay orgy

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>>74415727
>>74415682
There it is

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reminder ST means nothing

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prospects looking decent so far

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>>74415775
>Catricala

>>74415806
Feels

https://www.google.com/amp/www.crawfishboxes.com/platform/amp/2013/8/2/4582814/the-anatomy-of-a-one-pitch-strikeout

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>It's an Ubaldo Jimenez start

Joba Chamberlain is a fat drunk

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>>74415786

>>74415407
>>74415437
>>74415456
Damn it. If you guys are gonna post at 2 AM, then there's nothing I can do.

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>>74416573
>not hawking the thread until 500 posts

>tfw brewersfag
>the another year of mediocrity
The ride will never end

>>74416600
at leest u loyal most dese hos aint loyal

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Who can stop us?

>inb4 mets

literally injuries: The Team

>>74416936
>us

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>>74416936

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>Giolito day

Time for more bust exaggerations

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>>74416936
>D.C.isions

every fucking day I wake up hoping I won't see some retarded half-pun from the mlb.com headline writers and every day I cry

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>mfw basedball

Gary Sanchez is a bust

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We all know about it, and we all see it. It's obvious. Nobody ever wants to admit it, but it's there.

People on this board hate Bryce Harper
.
The first question to ask: why? Why do you all hate him? The obvious answer: you didn't watch him in his prime. Likely explanation: I know that most of you are around 7 or 8 years old. That means you only got into baseball in the last couple years. So you never watched the GOAT in his prime.

And because you didn't watch him in his prime, you try to compensate for that by diving into stat sheets and analyzing box scores. But here's the thing: baseball isn't played on Excel spreadsheets. The moment somebody brings up "2016" or "DUDE WHERE'S MY" I know they know nothing about baseball. Harper's game cannot be encapsulated by one stat. He's the second greatest RF ever, and one of the 5 best players to ever play the game.

So when I hear somebody say that Mike Trout is better than Bryce Harper, I laugh, because I know that anybody who watched Harper in his prime wouldn't think that. Unlike you guys, I have watched baseball for a significant amount of time, so I know that Harper is better.

You might be jealous of Harper's unanimous MVP, or jealous of his status as the greatest player in Nationals history, or whatever. Unless you're a Blue Jays fan who watched baseball in the 90s, or a Blue Jays fan who watched baseball in the 2000s, you don't know what real, cold-blooded, killer instinct, will-to-win baseball looks like. And there's nothing wrong with that.

This board would make you think that Harper isn't even a top 100 player ever.

So don't go spouting bullshit about players you didn't watch. Talk about your "greats" like Mookie Betts, The Best RF in baseball™, but leave the Harper talk to the adults. Fair?

>>74415559
>hamilton
>best player in texas rangers history

besides the Angels are still the one paying him. greentext them you casual

Why is this one autistic leaf so hungry for Bruce Hoppers weener?

DON'T LOOK AT ME

DON'T TALK TO ME

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TYBB

>Teboq
>Mest

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>Cantada

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>>74415407

>>74418299
Not that I really cared who won but I'm glad this smug faggot ate a bucket of his own shit.

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>>74418311

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>>74418151

>>74416573
West coast makes late night shitposting easier

>>74418348
he looks very much like Jay Cutler

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>3rd game of spring training
>put your world series winning MLB level starting lineup vs a bunch of AAA/AA literally whos

What did the cubs mean by this?

>>74418409
To show they mean business. Might as well rape those faggots on the white Sox while they're already down. Show them who's boss, and who runs Chicago. Lol, I can't wait for The Who fags butt hurt when they're team gets absolutely devasted.

>>74418381
True, just add the cigarette.

>>74418423
Its spring training. Half that lineup on the card won't even see MLB play this year.

>>74418409
I don't understand why Schwarber is leading off though. His services would be much better utilized in the heart of the order. Switch him and Russell.

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>>74418409
>Montero and Contreras in the same game

>>74418409
Giolito confirmed bust

>>74418446
Actually they might
They shouldn't but they might

>>74418409
>50 WAR vs 5 WAR
The most BTFO of spring games?

>>74418447
>A guy with a career .314 OBP should be leadoff and a guy with a career .353 OBP should hit 5th.

What did he mean by this?

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>>74418409
>tfw giolito throws a perfecto

>>74418812
'The Heart of the Order' in Boystown means, 'my asshole'

Francesa is going to broadcast a game Wednesday with Sterling and Waldman

>>74418936
memetastic

This just in: UBBBBBBBaldo still can't throw strikes.

>>74419146
Schoop can't glove either

In b4 JUDGED

>>74419174

Honestly, I'm a huge O's fan, but I think the optimal strategy is to firesale at the trade deadline this year. There's no way they're gonna compete unless Bundy and Gausman suddenly become aces. The bullpen can't be literally perfect every year, and the offense is going to be unambiguously worse.

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>>74419146

>>74419146
Its just spring training jitters

Is it just me, or does Machado's batting stance/swing look a lot different this spring? His hands are way lower than they used to be.

Manny "future yankee" Machado

>>74419205
He has spring training jitters all year until September

>Adam Jones

RELAX

Old Man Jones ain't dead yet

>>74419291

If he can't make better contact than he did last year, he may well be.

>>74419301
Not to mention he was out a bit on that injury last year. He's starting to show his mortality.

KIM NO

>>74419363

That was a good call by Kim. Perfect throw got him. If he had slid head-first, he'd have been safe, too.

Nice play

>gloryholes
>stankees

>a fucking fruit

hmm i totally forgot josh reddick signed with the astros

>UBBaldo
>"I was able to command the fastball and keep attacking the strikezone"

lol wat

I wish I had a face for all of that.

Hahahaha, is Schoop back maybe?

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my fucking dude

>>74419451

He was looking like an all-star last year until the second half, when the bat literally vanished.

Maybe this year he puts it all together?

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>Scout: Jordan Zimmermann at 92-94 mph on fastball, cut-like movement on slider, couple good changeups at end.

Bueno

>>74419470
Why though

Cut your losses, sell everything you can and begin the rebuild now before just lingering for two or three years hoping for the impossible

>Tyler Clipart on team USA

>>74419459
I hope so. He's become my fave O after Manny's antics, following in the footsteps of his centaur idol.

>>74419492
>Manny's antics
chimptics

>Jerry DiPoto made 37 moves this offseason
haha really?

>familia

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>>74419492
>Tyler Clippard

Oh please let him pitch to Davis again.

ahhh
Streaming

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Shinjo's now

>>74419557
Who is she

salty seems like a bro

>>74419575
ask to ミスタメット

Hey Mets chinkscribbles who's that girl

>>74419557
>>74419595
lmao is this actually tsuyoshi shinjo? he was one of the 5 or so japanese players the mets signed in the 2000s to try and get the next ichiro

>Red with white numbers vs red with white numbers, Spring Training everyone.
What did he mean by this?

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Thanks Chris

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>>74419628
yar
he recently appeared in TV program (しくじり先生), the failed talks program, and talked his failure after(during) MLB.
he was deceived lots of money by his uncle, so he is now frugally living in Bali

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gswULvbF8EE

MASN still likes its screamo

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>he roots for the yomiuri giants

Really not looking forward to a full season if gallardo
Thanks orioles

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>>74419966
>Not rooting for the Chunichi Dragons
Just look at this logo

Daily reminder that Mike Trout will be

>2017 All-Star MVP
>2017 AL MVP
>2017 World Series MVP

>>74420005
>not rooting for the rakuten eagles aka the only team who does live english broadcasts

Are games being broadcasted today?

>>74420016
Nooooo wayyy3yy brooooo

>>74420067
O's and Yankees is on MLB Network but it's a snoozer

I do I listen to the Indians game without giving up my Jew gold?

>>74419997
A major league team, under no duress except for a gm suffering trade withdrawl, actually gave up an mlb player for gallardo

Really makes you think

>>74420175
Piracy I'd assume, there might not be anyone broadcasting Indians spring training though

WHITE SOX @ CUBS THREAD

>>74420240
>>74420240
>>74420240

>>74420175
I actually went to the first two spring training games.

>Gallardo getting btfo
>Segura being based
>zuni picking people off first
>8 runs already

Sounds like a fun shitshow i cant watch. Why are Orioles games always so good?

FLORES

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Time for Barves

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>Gallardo

>>74420127
They only show the Yankee apparently

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>>74420271
You coulda watched Orioles games where Gallardo got BTFO all year last year

>>74420251
>game threads for spring training

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Time for Padres

thank you based ginger

>>74420349
YANKEE DOMINANCE

The over/under on Yankees is 83.5

I say under

>>74420564
Under. Their rookies overperformed late last season. They wont be able to sustain those levels of success all season, full 162.

>>74419595
I laughed way too hard at this

Gary Sanchez is a meme who will bust harder than Buxton in 2017

>>74420564
Where do I put money on this? Under is a lock

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>Mets' Phillip Evans

>>74420564
I say over. All of AL East got worse.

Weuh countin how many home runs people hit in spring trainin battin practice!?! Who cayuhs how many home runs Tim Tebow hit in battin practice?

Was it just clickbait or will Mets actually teach DWright 1B?

Reeeee

>>74420564
Easy over, the Yanks constantly outperform their pre-season projections

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>A big red down arrow

heeeelo I am from reddit i heard this was a good place to discuss baseball lol
i support the giants who do u supporth

>>74422048
The giants too dude omg where you from?

>>74422084
Oakland but I work just 10 minutes from AT&T park.

Get fucked white cox, give up more dingers please

>>74420400
Your dads are winning! Hooray!!

>>74422151
Omg I'm from China! My chinamen friends don't like Us coz they say ur animoo is Poop!
Lol my friend Ting Tong is so controversial!
Xhe just loves the local quiditch team!

>>74422229
You tell 'em fellow lifelonger!

>>74422229
>anthony swarzak

>moncada right back where he left off with a 60% strikeout rate this spring

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>>74422331

>Trading the face of your franchise for a confirmed bust

>>74422368
Jose Abreu is the face of the franchise

>mfw he gets traded too

;_;

>>74419595
>mets chinkscribble
I chortled

>>74422278
Beating the White Sox is a top priority, regardless of the scrubs they put onto the field or what time in the season they are playing in.

>>74422269
>hurrrrr memes!!!

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Who /eternalrebuild/ here?

>>74422431
You said fellow lifelonger!

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>"I know that there are fans that don't like the fact that there's a downward red arrow on the ballpark, but I have a hard time understanding the relevance between our mortgage company's main logo and how that negatively impacts the team or the fans," said Guaranteed Rate CEO Victor Ciardelli.

New York Bone Spurs

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>>74422418
harvey + a ham and cheese sandwich for abreu

>>74422454
Please stop posting this you are PISSING ME OFF, okay?

UGH!!

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>>74422509

>>74422509
lol a big dumb red down arrow

>>74422524
I'll give you a ham sandwich for Harvey, no cheese, he's not worth it.

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>>74422576
*dominates your lineup*

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>>74422509

>A large crimson descending projectile

>>74422576
Better switch out that sandwich for a baseball. Those things are expensive!

>>74420251
A BIG

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>>74422576
lose dis numbah, oghkay?

>>74422595
over/under for an ERA of 5.00 for Harvey this year. I say over.

>>74422626
RED

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>>74422637
*clocks 98*

>>74422648
DOG

>>74422648
ROCKET

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*strikes out the side*

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*frustrates bryce*

>>74422509

>but I have a hard time understanding the relevance between our mortgage company's main logo and how that negatively impacts the team or the fans

>people with this little IQ or thinking are allowed to be CEOs

Whats wrong with this world?

>>74422669
>>74422750
>>74422783
*makes Dr appt*

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this camera angle REEEEEEEEE

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>>74422938
*channels doc gooden*

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elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness
>tfw no old/fat

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>>74423115
*tears your heart out*

>>74423075
Yankees Doc Gooden maybe

>>74423125
*tears your ulnar collateral ligament*

>>74423146
interestingly enough doc threw his only no-hitter with the yankees

so did david cone now that i think about it

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*Chokes*

>>74422264
This was really embarassing
Please dont try this again

>>74422788
He founded the company and built it into a succesful business while you shitpost at home and masturbate to anime

>>74423279
>successful

>>74423287
Good post

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literally who is going to stop >us this year?

The royals are winning the AL Central.

There I said it.

>>74423041
I like it.

>>74423279
That does not mean he is smart.

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Today wasn't terrible I guess

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windians

a big fucking red down arrow

>>74423340
no one.

The team should be in Montreal within the next two years with no stop gaps or red tape.

>>74423386
>
once they move out of the trop and stop playing like absolute dog shit theyll be a model of successful franchises

>>74423371
Of course not. Youre smart though right? Just too lazy to actually do anything?

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Discuss.

>>74423340
a rich quebecois businessman

>>74423432
>>74423397

>>74423397
They will be the first team to get relocated.

>>74423382
That's creepy as fuck. I still have the shivers.

>>74423429
teeth

>>74420564
Under

>quest to 208-0-1
Top fucking meme

>Anibawwwwwwwl Sanchez

Say hello to the bullpen.

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>>74423429
>mfw I'm 5'11"

>Go 162-0
>Get swept in the ALDS
>rags

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And thats a... Tieah?

Giolito looked half good, fb bad, hammered but curve and offspeed good, survived for the most part that buzzsaw lineup
Josavior homer
Moncada D but his Ks troubling
Minaya taking care of business

Gg cubs

Cant wait to see more

Okay, which one of you called Francesa today and told the story about "Your wifes 12 year old son"?

>Cubes tying with the Indians
>then whos

What does it mean?

>Cubs can't beat a maybe AAA at best White Sox in 9 innings

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>>74423681

>>74423716
They were only using 60 percent of their real powers

>>74423732
They played starters. At least 7. Against the WHITE SOX

>>74423746
I know. They only used 60 percent.

>>74423716
>>74423688
>literally whos playing literally whos
>caring about spring training

>>74423750
Sure. And the Sox played about 30%-40% of their full and their full is about 40% of the Cubs' being optimistic

I really don't get how a team with the Sox's color scheme couldn't meme it's way to some success.

Look at how well raiders sold jerseys. The Sox jerseys being black has to be just as good.

>>74415630
cubes desu

>>74423832
They did at one time. See the nigs wearing sox caps

>>74423746
but the sox played probably 6 starters also, tbf 4 of those are avi, melky, davidson and salad

>>74423832
blame jewsdorf. also the black jersey is an alternate, though they still use it often
also they won a world series this century
also they get crap for attendance and even worse tv ratings
and also niggers don't care about baseball

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Windians desu

>>74423832
Sox were one of the most liked teams in the 2000's.
Only black people wore Sox stuff though.
Now nobody gives a fuck because the Sox are poop and the Cubes/Blackcocks have championships.

>>74423957
This. Black kids at my school would wear Sox and Raiders kits even though we were in Virginia. Probably because their uniforms were black?

>>74423908
Destroying Comiskey and replacing it with the cell killed attendance desu, not even a WS could really bring back the spirit they had at the old park. And Guaranteed Rate is an absolute fucking disaster, why would anyone be enthused to be there?

>>74423832
Raiders were actually successful at one point

>>74423450
no they wont. sorry my leafy friend but the rays are extremely popular, they just have a bad venue that is difficult to get to relative to the piss poor show theyve put on the last few years

>>74424001
I thought Floridians didn't care about sports in general.

The "World Champion" Chicago Cubs put their very best starting lineup against the absolute worst team in baseball's no-effort lineup of non-prospects and has-beens, and for the 2nd day in a row could literally do no better than a tie. Exposed as FUCK

>>74424018
why wouldnt I? we have
>an elite nfl team
>a (up until this season) elite hockey team
>potentially elite baseball team that likes to disappoint every single season
>a top 20 NCAA football team
theres literally no reason to not be a tampa sports fan

>>74424070
>hockey
>in tampa
thanks bettman

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>>74424143

>>74424070
>an elite nfl team
ha

>>74424171
About to happen again this year desu. Your picture not the team

>>74424039
>against the absolute worst team in baseball
I don't think they played the t___s today

>>74423908
>those scrubs
>starters

guys I'm taking shrooms 4 the first time this weekend.
Wat do.

>>74424195
>bloo jeykects winning a cup
stop, don't make me laugh!

>>74424248
Music or a walk in the forest.

>>74424250
CF at least. Watch sports once in a while, every winner hits a rough patch in the season and they're still flying high and doing well against top teams

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Your 2017 WS teams

>>74424248
Watch david lynch films

>>74424039
Wow I'm woke

>>74424248
Make sure someone is there who has done shrooms before.

Don't eat anything that day if you want the trip to be really intense.

>>74424263
Do one of these. I suggest listening to music for your first experience though desu senpai

>>74424270
>both are the only 100+ win teams
>perform exceptionally in the post
>looks like a 7 game series
>Doyers get swept in 4 perfect, complete game shutouts

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>>74424250
You won't be laughing when it happens and you have to look at this handsome motherfucker's face lifting the Stan Lee

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>>74424270
You mean the World Series that was supposed to happen before Manfred was activated? Looking forward to it actually

>>74424315
He's a dick.

The IBB rule will save exactly 3 minutes a week per team. Meanwhile, five minutes for ads between innings.

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>>74424070
>>an elite nfl team

>>74424212
The ST worst teams right now are Dads, Reds, and Jays tho.

>>74424070
You could combine all three NFL teams and still not have an elite team.

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>>74424270
Hey! Don't count out the **specialist** disappointing everyone as before.

>>74424315
>One questionable call
>Makig up for losing by 13 runs in the next 3 games

>>74424315
Man, remember how Manfred made Kershaw give up 2 HR's to Rizzo and a rookie?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XbMhQPNI0E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0bF2QvAYeU

>>74424425
>questionable
>>74424450
That one gift run completely changed the complexion of that game and thus the rest of the series. Kershaw wouldn't have been needed to start on short rest.

>>74424343
>jays
Really makes you Steve Pearce

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>>74424315

>A FUCKING FRUIT

>>74424039
>2nd day in a row
Nice try the Indians had their starters AND Danny Salazar

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>>74424621
>Dodgers
>Complaining about being on the losing side of money

>>74423633

moncada will come around

>>74424639
>lifelong thinks there's a conspiracy against him
Salazar pitched for 2 frames, which is standard for ST. No other starter pitched.

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>Addison Russell 2016 wRC+: 95
>Jake Arrieta 2016 wRC+: 91
>Cubs fans unironically think that the best SS in the league is a man that is barely more productive than a pitcher
L
O
L

>>74424722
really made my noodle caboodle

>>74424662
There's a difference: Dodgers put their money in their players. Cubs put their money directly into Manfred's bank account.

>>74424722
>Using meme stats to try and discredit the best shortstop in the league.

>>74424722
>Addison Russell
Who the fuck is that?

>>74424774
>I can't counter what he said so I'll call it a meme
lifelonger excuses are weak

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>Addison Russell is the best shortstop in Major League Baseball

http://www.espn.com/mlb/stats/fielding/_/position/ss/order/true

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>>74424884
>Fielding Percentage

>Correa
>Lindor
>Seager
>Crawford
>Machado

All objectively superior to Memeson Russell

>>74424270

Memeners-Jints

>>74424639
Doesn't explain how you pathetically didn't sniff a win against the White Sox

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>>74415630
M's friendo. This is going to be an exciting season and we all get along.

>>74424954
So is bustgaerts

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Post yfw you realized that the Cubs gave the Yankees both the man that Addison Russell replaced, and the man that should've replaced Addison Russell.

>>74424954
I had a ham sandwich for lunch that was more elite than Russell desu

I see Correa, Lindor, and Seager in MLB commercials all the time. Never once have I see Addison "barely a top 20 SS" Russell. Really invokes some pondering

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Nats

>>74424992
is an sandwich a athlete?

>>74425020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39WctCsd0HE

>>74424884
>Lindor has more DP turned, played more games, fielded better, fewer errors, much better AVG, better OBP and SLG and better WAR than Russell
>Russell is the better SS
Okay

>>74425020
Is an hot dog a sandwich?

>>74425049
More charitable, more likeable both locally and nationally, younger, higher potential ceiling. This is all objective stuff that lifelongs simply can't handle

>>74425020
If it's good enough, yes.

>>74425053
Yes, but very low-key.

>>74425073
I wasn't even talking about as a person. But yeah, even as a person. Man, Russell won the Series but Lindor is the face of New Balance. What's that all about?

Faggots. All of you. Quit obsessing over Russell and the Cubs.

>>74425032
I can honestly say that there isn't a player on my favorite team that I would trade for an exceptional ham sandwich. That hasn't been true for years. Thank you trader Jerry.

>>74425104
I bet you wish you'd see him out at Boystown you fucking dick lick

>74425104
Have to talk about them some time before they're gone. I imagine by the ASB they'll be about 10 games under .500

>coming home from cubs game
>on I-94
>wild faggots in vw jettas literally having a big gay dance party out of their windows on changing lanes without a fucking care
>get forced off I-94 somewhere in Lake View because you value your car that cost you more than 200$ and they give a fuck if they hit you
>ominous sounds of a flat tire, hear the rubber flapping on the road
>exit vehicle, immediately hear the permanent ambient ABBA tunes
>it's dark, you see short black tanktops floating in the distance and rainbow-colored lipstick smiling but nothing else
>they're moving in, you get back in the car regardless of what damage you'll do to the wheel
>they've already orgied relentlessly on all the streets around you like black hawk down
>you have to run away, but it's boystown where it's illegal for a straight guy to run away from faggots
>they laugh as you call the police
>"hello thweetie how are youuuuuuu todayyyyy? im thuperrrrrr thankth for athkinggggggggg!"
>you get raped and they force you in their big gay orgy

>>74425135
im sure boston regrets having a superior player in bogarts playing SS for them

>>74424815
It's called the facts, deal with it.

P - Clayton Kershaw (>muh playoffs)
1B - Paul Goldschmit (Allegedly)
2B - Jose Altuve (Manlet)
SS - Corey Seager (Allegedly)
3B - Nolan Arenado (>inb4 muh Coors)
LF - Yoenis Cespedes (la potencia)
CF - Mike Trout (GOAT)
RF - Bryce Harper (Fuck off Mookiefags)

>>74425220
>almost an hour later and this is the best response he could come up with
ha ha ha

>>74425250
I would take Bryant or Machado over Arenado any fucking day.

>>74425264
>His life revolves around a general on 4chan.
Hue hue hue

None of you guys are funny.

>>74425298
You sure showed me with your "no u" tier reply

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>>74425284

>>74425327
Cute puppers

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>>74425327
Post doggos. American League only. You NL faggots probably like cats.

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>>74425324

>>74424181
>>74424339
>>74424348
>delusional retards
Hope you're ready for the bucs 18-19-20 3peat

Real discussion time

Strikezone

A. Expand
B. Shrink
C. Keep as is

Explain and discuss your choice.

>>74425353
Keep it the fuck as is. What's wrong with it?

>>74425250
No catcher. Bold strategy, I like it

>>74425353
C
Fuck rule changes

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American League is nothing but a bunch of Feddie Fags. National League has undying spirit of Zeon and making baseball good. National League is best.

>>74425250
Hard to argue with most of this. 3B is the most stacked position in a long time.

Also, why no catcher?

>>74425305
This is a person's life.