Official St Louis Blues @ Chicago Blackhawks Game Thread

The NHL 17 simulation of tonight's game that I left running for background noise as I cleaned my apartment had the blues winning 8-1.

I question the accuracy of that game.

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First for Bleus

REV UP THOSE LIVERS, CAUSE IT'S TIME TO GET DRUNK

>gord
I take it eddie's not gonna be here...

who the fuck is this guy

AND FUCKING PIERRE IS HERE?!?!

God dammit

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>Divisional rivalry shitfest
>Pierre is here
Time to stay in my box.

>>74412683
OH BUT WE GET PIERRE
OK
FUCK MY LIFE

>>74412708
At least WGN 720 is still the same.

>Chocolate Milk
Disgusting

>trying to shoot Toews in the head
TVR fucking pls

>>74412764
What kind of joyless faggot are you

>Carbomb's number is back
wew

>>74412764
MODS!

>>74412812
The most joyless.

>Pierre and literal who casting
This is pure suffering.

>shift timer
Can we just have hockey without a fucking gimmick, nbc?

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Lets go Blues!!

that being said, its going to be a sad offseason watching other teams in playoff hockey

TOEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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TAZER

holy fuck pull Allen now he got dumpstered on

SCAARRRRRRRRR

I wonder if Bowman told Toews he better shape up or he's getting traded

>>74412897
>Toews and Kane are Blackhawks Forever
So much for that idea.

>>74412910
I don't think he'd actually mean it, but something turned Toews around from the first half of the season slump he was in

>>74412917

Someone put Q's daughter near Toews, he looked, Q got that idea in his head

>>74412917
Maybe he decided he wanted to stop coasting.

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>>74412946
I was going to make a joke about Toews being too far onto the spectrum to care about girls.....but apparently I was quite wrong

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>bloos fans

Hawks getting a dman soon. Who we getting? I wanna see oduya come back

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Reminder

>PENULTY
lel

Wait a fucking minute
why does the hawks' gear look odd?
nigga am i crazy

refs knew they fucked up. ahahahaha

>>74413001

Yes, yes you are crazy. We all are

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THERAPIST

KANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Kane
>Toews
>Both on fire

My god. ITS HAPPENING!

>PP goal
Thank you sweet Jesus

>kane mustve raped someone lately. he is on fire and it recharged his powers

my wife lmao

>>74413001
Are you confusing the blues with the hawks?
You been huffing petrol?

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THE SHANTY TOWN OF ST. LOUIS

WHO THE FUCK CAN STOP THE HAWKS?

>>74413045
for a minute there I thought you were saying Kane raped your wife before I reread that

>>74413045
Captain slanty rotundo

>>74413045
Also you should throw on a Kane jersey and give her a brown paper evidence bag and have a sexy roleplay night

DARLING!!!!!!!

fucking madman

DARLING!

>>74413060
The Blackhawks themselves. Just a friendly reminder this happened.

https://www.nhl.com/gamecenter/stl-vs-chi/2015/11/04/2015020182/recap/box-score#game=2015020182,game_state=final,lock_state=final,game_tab=box-score

>>74413080
>>74413103

Fuck I forgot he was in goal tonight!

>tarastinko

GOD DAMMIT SCHMALTZ

FUCKING TVR

>>74413148
That was all TVR, man

sasuga TVR

SIGH

>>74413148
>>74413153
scratch that

GOD DAMMIT TVR

Finns get no respect

>100 years of nhl
>zero (0) australian players

this sport was a failed experiment

>>74413171
you guys just aren't good with the cold sports

vid related: it's your only gold medal at the winter olympics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAADWfJO2qM

>>74413171
Apparently, Nathan Walker is.

>>74413171
Why aren't you busting your ass to get into the NHL? Imagine the fame you'll get in Australia.

>>74413193
never mind, just a prospect

>>74413191
god fucking bless that cunt

was one of the best up and coming skaters in the world, broke his back twice and memed his way to a gold
the perfect irl shitpost

>>74413199
>bust ass to make it big
>drafted first by deadmonton
>committ sodoku

>>74413230
>fuck off in free agency soonafter
>be a legend

wild are going all in for this cup run with hanzal

>the state of thestate of hockey

>tampa gay trades ben shit me pants in the finals bishop to LA

lol

>>74413278
How drunk are you m8?

>>74413278

Sure. Trading for Hanzal is a move. I don't see how its going to help them be better but why the fuck not.

Also, the Kongs and Mild play tomorrow night. This should be fucking hilarious

>next game is also on NBCSN
>it's against Pittsburgh
Oh god, I can't take 3 hours of Pierre sucking off Crosby

>>74413329

I am working so I will miss that public fellatio

>>74413329
crosby is autistically determined to have his best season in a log time

>same draft class as jack skille

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>>74413329
>tfw have night class on wednesday and my buddy is a penguins fan
Could be an interesting evening.

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>Cubs are going to dominate the Tardinals
>Blackhawks are dominating the Blues
This is a good timeline.

>Campbell trying to kill a man on the Boos bench
lel

He got Van Gough'd

WAT

So....we gonna get a replay on that one?

We footpuck now

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>>74413388

>Does it work on lips?
BASED

>pietrangelo
>thats an italian name

shoulda hit him harder desu

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>DOES IT WORK ON LIPS?
FUCKING WRECKED

Did gord just tell pierre to shut the fuck up?
wtf i love gord

That star sunday logo looks like something out of the early 90s

>>74413463
I miss the early 1990s. Late 1980s and early 1990s had the best cartoons.

>Pierre still laughing to himself as Gord is casting

>>74413463
>The more you know

Nice to see the hawks practicing their power play by passing the puck around for a good minute before the power play is actually called.

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What the fuck is Keith drunk or something?

>passing practice in your own zone
can we not?

>>74413502
He might be. That last pass was to no one in particular

>No shots on goal

Back to coasting I guess

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>That power play
I expected nothing and they find a way to disappoint.

whats eating lads?

fucking nutella and strawberroes cuz i have a vagina

>TvR
jesus fuck dude

>>74413544
Can i fuck it?

stop being a retard TVR

>>74413544
I just back from the local taqueria. That steak burrito was delicious

FUCK

FUCK

>>74413544
What sort of onahole do you have, or are you a plebeian who has a fleshlight?

GOD DAMN IT

This team drives me motherfucking BONKERS

TVR is the main reason why the game is tied.

>Berglund stiff arm

Who was it that got blown out like that?

>>74413585
SEND HIM TO ROCKFORD

>>74413585
hes had quite a few costly mistakes tonight

>>74413597
MAKE HIM WALK AND TAKE HIS COAT

are they saying boo or boo-urns?

>and now TVR broke his stick

Thank you for ending the madness, darling

>TvR

He's ascending to be a proper meme

>>74413626
>lets go Haw-ues
starts as hawks ends as blues
Don't think I've heard anything other than Hawks at the UC.

>or in the mouth,,,
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?

did they just talk shit anout MJs baseball career?

what the fuck is wrong with the Hawks' sticks tonight

crawdad day off?

>>74413678
sick

>>74413678
Out with the Flu.

PING

I feel like poisoning myself. Should i get popeyes or mcdonalds?

>>74413671
It seems like this happens pretty often honestly, I feel like a lot of games this season that probably should've been blow outs end up being losses or OT wins

>>74413698
If you're really aiming to poison yourself, you can never go wrong with Popeyes

>>74413698
>not taco bell

>>74413698
Fuck those options
Get some White Castle

>>74413701
No, I meant the fact that they keep breaking. I think they've had 3-4 broken sticks so far in their own end

>>74413698
I've never liked Popeyes. Brown's, Chick Fil A, even KFC are better.

>>74413721
remember that equipment manager that killed himself? his spooky ghost is back for revenge

>>74413725
He did say he wants to shit himself to nirvana after all. Let him go.

>>74413738
Why would he want revenge when his son got to be with the team at the last Blackhawks rally?

>>74413719
THIS
Get some sliders and hate yourself.

>>74413757
SPOOOKY GHOSTES

>>74413757
Because Sharp paid his wife a little visit to help her "grieve"

Good grab

THANK YOU DRUNKEN MADMAN

fuuuuuuuuuck

>>74413782
>>74413719
To bad, I went with Popeyes. They were out of Honey, large cups and straws.

>>74414075
Faggot

>>74414075
>they were out of straws
the fuck

>>74414084
That's fired chicken filled faggot to you.

>>74414075
>Out of honey

What's the fucking point anymore?

>>74414090
niggers have to keep their house stocked with straws somehow

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Is it me or are the Bloos a lot less physical than they were in previous years?

ANISIMOV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ANISIMOV

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FUCK YEAH ANISIMOV

>that camera deke

DARLING!

>his groin's been getting a workout
god dammit Pierre

When does Darling become the starter?

would you guys feel comfortable with darling as th no.1

KERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gg Blues

>>74414215
Absolutely

FUXKING LOVE HARTMEN

makes the loss of shaw so easy

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SCAR!!!!!!!

GG Blues

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and dis shit is ovah

ONE POINT BACK OF THE MILD!

MINNESOTA! WE COMIN FOR YOU FUCKERS!

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>That Heart by Hartmen
Him throwing his stick to further block the block was great.