3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/10: LFA 6 - Junior vs Rodriguez
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson
3/25: Glory 39 - Doumbe vs Kongolo
3/25: Invicta FC 22 - Evinger vs Kunitskaya 2
3/31: EFN 62 - Pavlovich vs Sidelnikov
3/31: Bellator 175 - Rampage vs King Mo 2
4/8: UFC 210 - Cormier vs Johnson 2
4/8: Bellator 176 - TBA
4/14: Bellator 177 - Dantas vs Caldwell
4/15: UFC on Fox 24 - Waterson vs Namajumas
4/16: RIZIN 2017 IN YOKOHAMA - Kawajiri vs TBA
4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov
4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald
thread theme song - https://youtu.be/c3LJc8R2npo
JDS
Schaub is God
OSP
>>74411895
fuck codybuttasspoop
Dodson
>>74411895
>codybuttasspoop
i like this meme
Is it 2 soon 4 $chaub 2 go in2 hof?
>Maia vs Mas
Maia needs to pull a Woodley and sit
>>74412172
Schaub and BLAF are on bad terms.
>you will never be as pathetic as the nobody who tries to stop MJ from taunting Poiriers fallen body
heem me now
can 2017 be slightly unironically superior than 2016?
>>74412191
Hasn't fought since the end of August, can't blame him.
And barring a quick finish or actionless decision, Woodley and Wonderboy are gonna be on the shelf for a couple months before they even entertain the idea of scheduling a fight which in itself will take another couple months
https://twitter.com/BulletValentina/status/835977172087107586
be careful
>>74412258
>You're a dangerous woman. In more ways than one.
what do these beta nerds think they will achieve in posting this
>>74412282
because mixed martial arts includes or involves more than just one sporting fighting discipline
post your lists
>>74412282
don't bully me
*bucks at you*
you flinched
>>74412310
*spits in your face*
*throws you through a glass door*
>>74412257
I mean I can't, but Masvidal isn't an easy fight at all even with the size advantage Maia is gonna have. If he's forced to box with Mas it's going to get extremely ugly.
>>74412328
*flicks jab in your face*
Too fast for you, huh?
>>74412309
1. Eugene
2. Schaub
3. King Nate
>post yfw face the pain starts playing for the main card at 209
Lol
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
>>74412401
Would Dana let me use this as my walk out music?
https://youtu.be/CvBfHwUxHIk
>>74412420
Rory walked out to Rihanna once
>>74412416
Always have to respond eh loser?
>>74412429
Which song?
>>74412444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJuReu_7g50
fast forward to 2 minutes
Post walkout song for Khabib entrance.
https://youtu.be/FtOnSQvz8yc
>>74412452
>>74412429
This was due to a mistake, though
>>74412486
Dana still approved it
Conor McGregor
1-0 Pro Boxing Record
15-1 UFC Record
30-3 MMA Record
First Undefeated Pro Boxer in The World
UFC Featherweight Champion
UFC Lightweight Champion
WBC super featherweight champion (130 lbs)
WBC lightweight champion (135 lbs)
WBC super lightweight champion (140 lbs)
IBF welterweight champion (147 lbs)
WBC welterweight champion (2×)
WBC light middleweight champion (154 lbs) (2×)
WBA (Super) light middleweight champion
WBA (Super) welterweight champion
WBO welterweight champion
>>74412385
Nu metal and Jackass were the best things about 00's
*freeze frame*
1 week
>>74412497
>First Undefeated Pro Boxer in The World
huh? Too many to count desu
50-0
DAILY REMINDER
0-3 boxing (Floyd, Manny, Holly Holm)
21-10 MMA
9-9 UFC (Losses to Nate, Khabib, Ferguson, Platinum Perry, Artem, CM Punk x 2, Avila)
0-5 Rizin (Losses to Krazy Horse, Gabi Garcia, Cro Cop, 59 year old pro-wrestler, Sakuraba)
I'm the new John Wick
>>74412545
Can't wait for shookbeddeds
>>74412551
I can see Conor being broke as fuck in 10 years fighting against Grandpa Sapp in Japan.
FOOK MARK HENRAY
>>74412584
He's way to money savvy to go broke like Tyson, he does spend cash on stupid shit but he constantly looks for opportunities to make more and he isn't a nigger that's gonna end up in jail.
>l-l-l-le muslim can crusher undefeated
>l-l-le future GOAT
I don't think so.
Is Floyd jealous of Conor?
>>74412624
>white
>can read
Nigga would have to be dumb to not be jelly of that
>>74412309
Luke Rockhold is the Gina Carano of men's MMA.
>>74412497
>>74412543
>>74412551
Can we stop this meme
>>74412610
>and he isn't a nigger that's gonna end up in jail
doubt
its only a matter of time before he'll do some stupid shit on coke and destroy his brandname
>>74412624
What's there to be jealous of?
>>74412670
MAKE ME
>>74412551
1000-0 Pro Boxing
1000-1 UFC
993-3 MMA
>>74412543
49-1
>>74412545
daily heeminder that kebab gonna break him
>>74412545
what your eyes
>>74412673
Rich white people don't go to jail silly, they don't go broke either unless their name is Brendan Frasier
>>74412300
t. twitter posting mouthbreathing fankid
>>74412728
>Jealous of some plumber who wants to be him and is begging him to change his bum life
lol
https://twitter.com/demianmaia/status/835935063619555329
goodnight sweet prince
strung along forever, the titleshot always out of reach, now he's gonna get heem'd out of contention.
same thing happened to cub swanson
>>74412744
I thought Masvidal wanted to fight Magny.
>>74412716
>Rich white people don't go to jail silly
I know,but it could be the first milestone leading to his trailer trash life with his beloved Dee.
If he heems some annoying dude while high or run over a paddy with his supercar his downfall could be rapid.This scenario feels so familiar,I can almost vision it
Conor McGregor
Pro Boxing GOAT
>>74412752
Pro-Wrestling's top star, CM Punk
Gets demolished in the UFC
UFC's top star, Conor McGregor
Gets demolished in boxing
By boxing's top star, Floyd Mayweather
In conclusion
Pro-wrestler < Ufc fighter < pro boxer
>/box/
>Intelligent fight discussion
>Don't respond to weak bait like this: >>74391740
>Comfy pace
>No thread wars
>Little/no trips attentionwhores
>/heem/ now
>Mandrama cross-over
>Casuals everywhere
>Bait posted all the time
>All kinds of attentionwhores
I miss when /heem/ used to be more like /box/
>>74412757
You can kill Irish people with your car like it's nothing, no consequences for that
>>74412765
Nagasaki and Hiroshima > Pearl Harbor
>>74412744
But Woodley vs Thompson is just around the corner. There's no need for Maia to take a fight "while he waits". You'd think they'd just book Maia vs the winner.
This means GSP must be fighting the winner.
>>74412796
>You'd think they'd just book Maia vs the winner.
This would mean Maia waits another 6-8 months, and he ain't getting any younger.
>>74412796
I think Maia is hoping for a dominant victory that would get people talking about his title chances again.
>>74412796
>This means GSP must be fighting the winner.
Firas said GSP isn't going to fight stephen thompson.
but yeah I could see GSP fighting woodley.
Professional Boxing Legend
MMA Legend
Philanthropist
GOAT Plumber
Fashion Icon
Oscar Winner Actor
Billionaire
Thompson finna BLANK tyrone woodley
>>74412545
no b-bully!
>>74412796
Maybe he got pressured into it, a loss might take him out of the title picture for good.
>>74412752
Why do women like Condong so much?
>>74412685
t. black
>>74412896
t.beige
>>74412843
>I could see GSP fighting woodley
didnt you people want competitive fights? that has been stands no chance in hell
>>74412878
stephen had a base of MMA MATH in his head that fight. (because he walked over rory who walked over woodley)
he'll bring his real game this time. (he was only using 70%)
>Super heroes don't exi-
>>74412901
t. black
>>74412920
>base
bad case*
i guess i merged those two words together
>>74412790
*spits in your face*
*heems you*
what the fuck you gonna do? yewl do nuttin ya lil twerp!
>>74412920
>>74412920
lol
>>74412901
t. belt every 0.05 lbs
>>74412901
That picture is the equivalent of putting your elementary school report cards on your resume
>>74412941
70%
>>74412924
t.beige
WHERE'S YOUR JIU-JITSU NOW, PLAYBOY?
>>74412952
10-8
Schaubeth hath speaketh
https://twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/836015818995466240
>>74412965
Clean your ears
Floyd's never KO'ed anyone like this
Floyd's never embarassed anyone like Eddie
Floyd's never taken on anyone with a physical advantage over him
>>74412965
Well there it is
>>74412990
Floyd hasn't lost like Conor either
#rekt
Floyd's never lost in his entire career
Floyd's never been embarrassed by anyone like this
Floyd's never had to beg a retiree to fight him for a red panty night
>>74413014
>>74413017
>losing to a white guy in the olympics
You right there, yeah you, you finna be mad
>mfw someone is seriously betting on khabib near me
>>74413034
Lol
>>74413047
You'll do notin, shut the fook up
>>74412952
>10-8'd twice
>le light tap point man
Literally the most pathetic group of losers I've seen in these threads in a while
>>74413062
>Getting BTFO by Lithcuck's big brother
>>74413084
Well now that you're here......
>>74413084
Aren't you just the biggest bundle of joy!
>>74412226
You are the biggest loser in all of /heem/
>>74413084
Fuck ya bum
>>74413084
Who exactly?
Myles Jury
KHALABEEBEDDED
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RjovIDi6S1k
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RjovIDi6S1k
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RjovIDi6S1k
Santiago Ponzinibbio
>>74413185
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
>>74413185
This looks different from the usual Embedded format...
>>74413034
cucks btfo
Gerald Meerschaert
BATTLE OF THE NON-WHITES
I wish chris weidman was good still
BJ Penn
Paul Craig
Makwahn Amirkhani
Eric Spicely
Danny "Hot Chocolate" Roberts.
Ulka Sasaki
>>74413248
>>74413254
>>74413263
>>74413270
>>74413271
why do you guys do this
/heem/ so bad lately
jesus christ
Oluwale Bamgbose
Conor McGregor
>>74413240
I for one am glad he is done
This next loss is gonna destroy him
>>74412868
Handsome
Rich
Alpha
Good taste
Joe Soto
>>74413281
This
We need to go back to autism shit eating 25-1 MMA posting
>>74413290
do you think he was actually USADA'd or did he just get exposed and lose his confidence
>>74413281
its all good though
we're enetering in a supercool fight week with a lot of shit to discuss and meme about starting tomorrow
>>74413290
Weidman is UD 29-28ing Mousasi lad
Dont get too lost in Eugene's mist
Zane Simon
>>74413304
I actually don't think he was a PED abuser but who knows man, Rockhold deleted him pretty badly. It's not like he was performing like shit against Yoel it was 1-1 going into the third and if he went unconscious it was only for a second, I just think his style is overplayed and easy to gameplan for, and unless he can hold Moose down like Jacare did I think he'll get boxed up
>>74413310
The Moose flick jab is underrated, I wish it was a 5 round fight. You might be right. Exciting matchup nonetheless, when even is that fight? 210?
I just woke up covered in sweat
Had a dream my boy Jorge got submitted.
>>74413336
Jorge Gurgel?
embeddeds usually start tomorrow, lads?
>>74413321
HIs striking looked good early on against Romero. Unless Moose absolutely blitzes him I think Weidman is able to wrestlefuck him while doing decently enough on the feet to not be completely lost.
>>74413337
Masvidal
>>74413342
Yes sir, shame we won't get footage of El Cucuy training like a savage in Big Bear. That's the shit I really want
>>74413345
Was it Maia? Did Maia submit Jorge??
KEBABBEDDED
https://youtu.be/KTu9v-LOPa0
>>74413416
omg is that little slav wrestling a BEAR? like a real live BEAR????
holy shit..............mind=BLOWN
>>74413293
Manlet plumber on welfare
"Irish" Joe Duffy
>>74413416
Always forget that Mike Tyson is Muslim
Also dabbles in veganism
Marcus "The Irish Hand Grenade" Davis
>>74413468
"Platinum" Mike Perry
>tfw just tore my meniscus while punching the heavy bag
>tfw my body is so weak I can't even punch an inanimate object without wrecking myself
>tfw I will never be a pro fighter
>tfw shattered knees match my shattered dreams
Who /Kyokushin/ here?
CARBED UP
Is there any chance that Yoel is natty?
>>74413483
didn't you just listen to cruz on jre?
How do you throw a proper jab?
>>74413560
Don't worry about it, they are a waste of time.
>>74413560
ball on a chain
>>74413517
Prime Clay would choke out El Tapo
>>74413522
Most likely he was roiding all through his wrestling career but personally I think he's been clean for years
Homeboy is just a freak, and people say he has cardio issues but he paces himself really well and most of his finishes come in the third anyway
I unironically think The Bong can decision him with crisp boxing
>>74413560
throw it then do whatever you want
poor Maia
this is a really dangerous fight for him Masdival has good defensive scrambling and wrestling . plus everyone knows the game plan to counter Maia now, and Mas has the tools. Starve Maia of the walls with footwork and good scrambling, make him shoot from outside and damage him/gas him out
If Maia can control the octagon and set up his wrestling it should be a 3rd round sub. Maia has 2 paths for victory dec or sub but i think Mas has more ways to win. And this comes from a huge Maia fan
What shoutout should I do for /heem/ in my flyweight fight
My boy TWood doesn't want to rematch Wonderman, will overlook him this time and lose
t. sadboy
>>74413598
After the fight scream into the mic with derangement "I JUST SLEPT HEEM, HE DED"
Even if you win a close split decision
>>74413468
Pretty obvious that he became interested in the Nation Of Islam during his time with Don King, and from there ostensibly converted to regular Islam while in prison.
>>74413645
I could sleep DK
He ruined Tyson career
>mfw woodley heems wonderwoman, GSP, yoel, and jacarae IN THAT ORDER
Very dangerous fight for Maia to be taking from the position he is in now. He has a win over #4 and #5 and there's only one guy ahead of him without a fight.
If he wins this fight, and Tyron beats Wonderboy, it will be GSP vs Tyron and he still won't get a shot.
>>74413584
Masvidal isnt that particularly hard to take down. His scrambling is his best attribute but Maia is hard to shake off to begin with let alone the NCAA wrestling he's developed
If Masvidal can survive the first 3 rounds which is a momentous task his anti-wrestling wrestling kicks in and he heems Maia
I thought Condit would do the same but his takedown D is hot garbage and is too aggressive on his back. Masvidal is a very accomplished grappler however
>>74413584
Masvidal got wrestlefucked by ben henderson. Its an easy win for maia.
k1 maia will win by knockout
>this is the average casual fan
>winning is the only thing that matters
>any fighter that transcends the sport brings waves of these people
How does this make you feel?
>>74413817
doesn't make me feel anything
they don't really affect my viewing experience and I choose to not seek spergs like that out
get help
>>74413062
>15 wins all by submission
Damn, that's fucking impressive dude. The guy obviously has some serious skills.
>>74413859
He's one dimensional
>>74413560
start with your palm facing your shoulder and your arm held loose. push your shoulder forward so it pushes your hand forward like pic related pushes a ball. As your arm extends, rotate your arm so your palm ends up facing outwards. At the point where your arm fully extends, clench your fist hard, locking all your joints.
To start with don't use the muscles in your arm to move your arm. Just hold it completely loose and use your shoulder to launch your arm forward. A good jab should be like cracking a whip. After a while you can add in using your arm muscles to speed it up.
>>74413992
Forgot my pic
>taller opponent has you in the thai clinch
>"heh,nothing personnel flip"
wat do
Post some animal heems
>>74413185
that intro holy fuck eugene
>>74414009
byooooootiful upkick champ
did anyone else watch that robin black breakdown video that khabib blocked him over? it was actually really good about braking down what tools Ferguson and Khabib have at which ranges
>>74412469
he's going to fight not suck dick
is rose technically a coal burner?
>is a literal turd
>nickname is big brown
pottery
AND NEW
>>74414567
Poor wonderpedo, getting blacked back to back
How will he ever recover
>>74414577
by winning dat strap woodley on suicide watch
>>74414583
just like he did last time
>>74414590
Woodley gave Wonderboy everything he had and barely came out of it with a draw, we'll see who can adapt and advance their game.
>>74414617
Wonderboy gave Woodley everything he had and barely came out of it with a draw, we'll see who can adapt and advance their game.
Casual here could Mystic Tap beat Woodley or GSP?
Lets go over the facts of wooldey vs thompson 1 here
>if the fight were fought today with the new 10-8 rules, it would have unequivocally been scored for woodley
>one judge scored it for woodley and 2 for a draw
>at no point did wonderboy come close to finishing the fight or doing major damage
why does anyone think wonderboy should win the rematch?
>>74414627
Woodley only got to taste 40% of Wonderboy
What is Wonderboy's style of Karate
>>74414743
Kempo
>Artem Lobov is headlining a UFC fight night agaisnt a ranked fighter
This has to be part of Conor's deal right?
Evans is not making it guys, sorry. I'm surprised too.
>>74414670
I wonder if the betting odds are in wonderboys favor because he whites and most people who watch fights is whites.
>>74414670
they prefer him and don't like muh black champ telling dropping truth bombs
racist mma fans
>>74414670
becuase karate is what anime people do and all these people watch anime
>>74414670
The reason that people think Wonderboy will win is that Wonderboy is a smart fighter and Tyron is a dumb fighter.
This is a rematch. Tyron caught Wonderboy in the first fight and most people don't think he's going to catch him again this time around.
>>74414617
>and barely came out of it with a draw,
Wonderman was the one who was struggling to survive.
>>74414820
>Tyron is a dumb fighter.
Based on what? He has one of the highest fight IQs in the game.
>>74414820
If hes so smart whyd he get caught in a guillotine like a white belt
>>74414879
>He has one of the highest fight IQs in the game.
Based on what? Landing one more strike than Gastelum over two rounds and then shitting the bed in the third and narrowly winning a split? Getting picked apart on the feet by Rory for all three rounds? Dropping a decision to Shields and Shields didn't take him down once?
He has one of the most predictable approaches in the game. Athleticism and power is on his side in every fight and not much else.
Wonderboy says he usually weighed 182lbs and weighs 190lbs for this fight. He knows exactly what Tyron is going to do. That's why he's the favourite.
>>74414037
Kek
I'm the new John wick
>>74414903
You are such a sherdog babby. There's no shame in losing to Rory and the Shields fight was ages ago.
>He's predictable
Yeah le wrestler with le overhand right xD Man I really despise you McCasuals.
> Athleticism and power is on his side in every fight and not much else.
That's all you need in this game. Not point fighting BORING karate style. You need to be able to put away your opponents, something Tyron is proficient at doing.
>That's why he's the favourite.
Post slip you loser.
I just checked and he's -150 bookies really are clueless.
>>74414781
its a throw away ireland card
>>74414977
i think woodley is gonna btfo out of wonderboy but man, you gotta chill out with the memes if you wanna be taken seriously
>>74414781
They changed it to Maia-Masvidal according to Globo Combate and the PREMIER discussion, journalistic, intellectual, technical, MMA website today in Bloody Elbow
>>74414977
>There's no shame in losing to Rory
Thompson dismantled Rory. So there's no point at all to gain in saying that there's no shame in losing to him, because Tyron got picked apart on the feet whereas Thompson won every round solidly.
>You need to be able to put away your opponents, something Tyron is proficient at doing.
Tyron has five KO's in his last eight wins.
Wonderboy has five KO's in his last eight wins.
>You are such a sherdog babby.
You haven't made one single point. All you did was repeat what I had already said. Are you drunk?
>>74414988
Its in Nashville
>>74415026
but why
is there a heem discord?
>>74415109
yes
50-0
>>74415130
>>74415021
>Thompson dismantled Rory.
Did he? Do you even know what dismantling looks like. The Rory he fought had a broken nose and was going for leg-locks and imanari rolls. He lost that fight in the first minute, Thompson should have finished him but he didn't and he couldn't.
>, because Tyron got picked apart on the feet whereas Thompson won every round solidly.
It's like I took a time machine to right before the first fight where mongs like you were saying that the fight was already decided, that the MMA Math had checked out, that Tyron was just a slightly better Johny Hendricks who'd get head kick KO'd in round 2. It's almost as if in your head Woodley didn't drop Wonderboi 3 times in 1 round and come close to finishing.
>>74415179
>Did he?
Yes. It was incredibly decisive and Wonderboy decisively won almost every round in almost everyone's book, even the one round you could give to Rory wasn't decisive for him. Wonderboy was dominating him at range and moving in and out of the pocket. Rory offered almost nothing until the 5th round. Wonderboy broke Rory's nose during the fight
>>74412420
He had an issue with "Hey Mickey", you think he would allow Rihanna?
>>74415189
You can win decisively but that doesn't make it a dismantling which is what the leaf previously called it. Weidman beat Machida decisively but it wasn't a "dismantling" Dismantling is what Cain did to JDS.
>Wonderboy broke Rory's nose during the fight
Rory had a broken nose going into the fight.
>>74414814
underrated post
>>74412352
Masvidal has good wrestling training with his homeboy Yoel for years and years.
Also ATT is a grappler school with lots of jiu jitsu masters. They have like 15 bags and just a huge floor space with tons of mats the emphasis in that gym is grappling.
So they can maybe game plan better for Maia and his tendencies on the ground and avoid being fucked up. But that's a giant maybe and it's more then likely Maia takes him down and screws his head off. Masvidal is no Rory on the feet.
>H-Hey guys. Are you discussing fight cards? Can you guys please convince Dana and tell him you really want to see me on one of the upcoming events?
>>74412863
Maia got fucked when the fight was called a draw. He was fucked right there and then.
Anyways Thompson and Woodley just fought in November and that fight was a crazy fight with both them being cracked hard and they are going back at it pretty soon. So wait until August or Sept for Maia.
Why do people want to see Maia fight and be champ. Anderson had a boring fight with him and that was that.
>>74415272
>Why do people want to see Maia fight and be champ.
Cause he's a good guy and he deserves it?
>>74414781
Of course it is. Usual policy is to put the local draw in the co-main and actually have a good fight in the main.
>>74415267
Fuck off loser
tony vs cuckbib countdown is up
I had the weirdest fucking dream today.
Like 209 tickets sold so bad that Dana couldn't afford bouncers at the presser. So when Khabib and Eddie (he fought Alvarez for some reason) got into a heated argument and Khabib started to jump on Eddie there was literally no one to stop them.
But all of a sudden Mighty Mouse jumped from the crowd and fucking heemed Khabib into shadow realm. I was like fuck, how can he fight with a demolished chin, shit?
So then dream cuts to me watching a YouTube video that Khabib shot where he tells everyone that he's OK and will fight.
Fucking weird dude. Can't be good for Khabib. I sense these things.
>>74413343
Weidman striking is pretty good. His Machida fight in the early rounds proved that. He has a more agressive boxing/kick with takedown style then DC or Romero do.
Mousai has terrible ground game in pure jiu jitsu and a Dutch kickboxing striking style. Weidman can beat Mousai easier then the other way around.
>>74415272
Maia deserves a shot after a long winning streak capped off by ripping through Condit in 30 seconds.
He's no Lawler but he's not a runner and he's had some entertaining finishes. Silva could've finished him in round 2 if he felt like it, wasn't really Maia's fault.
Can someone explain why Chael Sonnen has such a high opinion of himself? Is it just a meme for publicity?
up early nigga
>>74415272
>Why do people want to see Maia fight and be champ
Here are some reasons
>on a six fight win streak where he makes high level fighters look like BJJ white belts
>completely dismantled the guy who was the uncrowned champ to most people in Condit
>40 year old still innovating and looking great
>isn't a total shitheel putting on a character to sell fights
If you can't respect these points I must kindly inform you that you belong in >>>/asp/
>>74415305
It's his gimmick
>>74414891
>>74415272
Most of the nerds here are too new to have seen Anderson vs Maia.
>>74415306
Hi Ireland!
What's next for our boy Aljo?
>>74415324
I hope he gets in a severe car accident that permanently derails his promising career
Is Joe really 5'8 or is Conor actually taller than 5'9?
>>74415305
did you see hes saying that tito tapped and he wants a rematch?
>>74415221
Rory broke his nose before the fight but he rebroke it during the fight as well
>>74415341
Chael says a lot of things
>>74415341
I think I know what he's talking about actually. I just watched the match and also thought Tito tapped when Chael had him in the choke. Doesn't make Chael less of a tool though.
>>74415292
It meant that Eddie threw the fight against Conor
do you think tyrone and sage are banging each other?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfpa08yfiow
Shhh
>>74415361
>>74415292
Don't jinx it my man, all I want to see is Khalabeeb vs. Conor, not the fucking Ferguson.
>>74415361
>Magiga
>El Tapo
Lol dumb casual
>>74415371
He is and always will be, /ourguy/
And if you can't deal with it then you can just get out
post yfw khabib loses
>>74415376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm6Na4nRnsE
>>74415376
Post future champs
so many memeable moments from the khabib vs tony countdown
>>74415373
t.202er
>>74415396
>>74415398
just finished watching it, the fight will be great I can feel it
>>74415396
>>74415403
snapdown city
that is the main event for sure
ww title fight rematch btfo by lw contender fight for a """belt"""
what your eyes
>>74415404
Jon Jones vs Ngannou
Who wins and why?
>>74415402
here's a (You) for something that's literally never happening
>>74415396
shit hope i got a champ on file
>>74415419
Ngannou (punches him hard)
dressing up like a woman since he knows tyron is fucking him up. sad!
>>74415361
Wrong
>>74415341
>>74415349
He also said he tried to step in for Mittrione against Fedor lmao
>>74415419
I gotta go with my boy Ngannou on this one. Though Jones also is my boy.
>>74415361
>all those losers
>>74415419
Ngannou is too explosive. He will beat anyone in his way.
>>74415351
>I think I know what he's talking about actually. I just watched the match and also thought Tito tapped when Chael had him in the choke.
>I clearly felt the tap
LOL
>>74415428
reminder that chael was all of 3 minutes from dethroning a goat and becoming MW champion
also could have fluke won the LHW belt if jones broken toe is caught between rounds
Future middleweight champ
>>74415419
jon leaves on a stretcher in less than 2
Cruz is a bitch.
>>74415396
>>74415434
Tito tapped ref a shit
>>74415402
>how to spot a newfag
Future FW champ
>>74415440
>i dont want to make excuses but
>let me tell you how bad the deck was stacked against me going into that fight
>>74415444
Trips confirm. Let's say Artem beats Cub, that puts him as #3 ranked, in line for winner of Aldo/Holloway, Ryan Hall already has a win over Artem, so will he be also in the running?
>>74415444
>trips for subjecting all your opponents to interacting with your gross ass chest chair
>>74415446
>muh depression
>muh knee
>muh foot
>muh cut
>>74415440
>i miss my gf
>my feet hurt
>t-team alpha fail
>tfw urijah gets all the womanlets
>tfw to smart too commentate with rogan
1.47 on Khabib winning or 3.50 on Khabib winning before a decision?
Cruz is our guy
>>74415459
Neither. Tony Ferguson will win.
>>74415459
before. you guys dont understand how khabib will maul tony
>>74415444
He needs to keep being doing what he's doing, be the ultimate memekicker, absolutely zero boxing, with outstanding jiu jitsu, he and Devin Powell FOR SURE need to train together
>>74415425
>wearing pink is dressing up like a woman
who /fragile masculinity/ here?
>>74415465
Tony has a pretty big reach advantage on Khabib my dude. Definitely not out of the picture he is able to slap around Khabib for a few minutes before Khabib stops screwing around the feet and goes for a takedown. If this gets past Round 3 its gonna get really fun
>1 PPV per month
The state of WWE-IMG
>>74415469
>guy wearing leggings
>ever
>>74415469
libcuck faggot detected
>>74415477
t.casual
>>74415477
>oy vey goy, look at all the wasted potential revenue
>>74415478
common when working out(which is what he's doing)
you think he's walking around on the streets like that?
>>74415481
right wing
>>74415477
Were you just looking for an excuse to post that image?
25-0
>>74415475
What's Ferg's punching power like?
I'm concerned for Khabib. Could see him getting heemed if he tries to stand or getting caught in a submission if he gets complacent on the ground.
That said I hope Ferg gets embarrassed.
>>74415498
khabib took johnsons shots moving forward
>>74415498
Tony has power, nothing extraordinary but he hits hard. It's what's helped him set up a lot of his submissions
>>74415498
Tony has no fucking chance with his 10th planet meme on the ground with Khalabeeb.
>>74415501
Please stop lying
In your opinion, what is the most outrageous decision you've seen?
>>74415514
I thought Shogun won all 5 rounds against Machida in their first fight.
>>74415514
Nothing will ever top Brunson - Silva.
>30-27 Silva after that third round
>>74415510
ufc free fight on Youtube
https://youtu.be/Y3fMzzEUTzA
>>74415528
>t. recency bias
dollaway vs boetsch was far more egregious
>>74415530
I'm well aware of that. You're still full of shit
https://youtu.be/jm6Na4nRnsE
Does Sage really lives with Tyron?
>>74415510
He definitely didn't get as rocked as Rogaine seemed to suggest, but Khabib looked shit on his feet. Really only one punch that seemed to very very momentarily stun him.
>>74415535
Barzola Borchniak
>reborn like a phoenix
>touching fire
why is tony so fucking edgy and autistic
I LOHVE YU MYKE
SEE YU SOON.... BOI
tony is supposed to have really freaky proportions and strength for 155
he doesnt look super muscle bound so i think people underrate it
>>74415554
He looks deflated and soft.
>>74415510
>khabib was rocked meme
>>74415536
im not even that guy feg
>>74415567
t. jacarefag
>>74415554
iee Luh U Myek
Embedded when???
>>74415539
For the camp probably
>>74415586
Meet me behind kelsey's.
>>74415576
He was
Will Wonderboy heem Tyroid this time?
>>74415601
>>74415376
>>74415376
Nobody ITT would last even 15 seconds in my guard.
Will Wonderboi's chin survive that right hand shot again?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>74415536
>>74415625
I'd make you tap to strikes in 10 seconds
>>74415628
the real question is how his pucc will fair
>>74415625
*takes your back*
>>74415632
Yep. Thanks for confirming.
>>74415539
>listening to Goldie
>>74415632
>that
>rocked
metropcsman is finished
you're in denial
>>74415644
at what point was kebab rocked? was he at any point not intelligently defending?
I visualise Overeem 30-27ing Hunt
Worth a bet on over one and a half rounds?
>>74415688
Right after the webm
Do you actually think playing it in slow motion and abruptly ending it right before the combination ends somehow means he wasn't rocked?
Also no one is buying the "i'm not samefagging" shtick you're putting on right now
>>74415699
Overeem was literally running away from Stipe. I fear for that glass chin.
>>74415361
>not /stillmyboys/
>>74415632
Thats not rocked thats a having a mild balance problem
Khabib wasn't rocked but he got tagged cleanly a number of times. He'd be dumb to stand and bang with Ferguson cause he'd get lit up. If he can't get the takedown he's screwed.
>>74415743
As a result of being rocked
>>74415703
Irrelevant.
>>74415760
>>74415760
>>74415760
It is when dealing with HWs. It's why you don't take the over when Arlovski is fighting Ngannou
>>74412469
Why does he advance position so that he's punching between his legs? Like I get that then if the wriggle then they're back in the crucifix but it is in essence point fighting. He's not going to do much damage that way and I can't really see any submission opportunity's
>DJ trying to smoke with Snoop on the latest Champ Camp
based
>>74415700
so when is khabib "rocked"? when is he not defending intelligently?
What was that nose job for?
>>74415817
to help her breathe easier. she didnt get it for you to fap to.
>>74415817
tfw she looked better before
>>74415816
Literally in your webm after the combination finishes. He's clearly not moving well and even drops his hands a little bit, moments later he goes for the takedown because he realizes he's getting lit up
How big is Khabib's circumcised disgustingly hairy halal cock by the way?
>>74415823
Nose jobs are always a failure.
>>74415816
He's got some big holes there. I'd say that's mainly arrogance though. Being so used to just crushing cans that he's got no real respect for stiking.
Also answer me someone >>74415793
>>74415835
Eva Marie, WWE
>>74415844
Very debatable
Krzysztof Jotko
I really hate it when you shake another man's hand and he has an iron grip and is actively trying to yank off your arm.
It's like he's trying to assert his dominance over you and my primal instincts start to flare up
>>74415873
Look at Trump shake peoples hand. How he pulls the hand into him, very arrogant
>>74415885
Yes that kind of hand-shake. It's happened to me three times recently and thinking back now I'm actually wondering what they meant by it.
>>74415873
>meet a fifty or so year old 'aussie battler' type
>sticks his hand out
>don't wanna be a soft cunt so i grip that shit tight
>totally limp arms me
This has happened like four times and it makes me feel like an absolute nonce
>>74415900
start lifting weights
>>74415899
Yes. Sorry you're wrong again, dumbo.
>>74415853
Is it?
>>74415897
Maybe its an American thing. idk, in Australia probably the version of that is clasping your other hand over the top of the hand. Comfy with mates, uncomfy with strangers
>>74415902
your clearly retarded
Brandon Moreno
>>74415907
Looks weird and unnatural. When will they learn, I used to have a knuckle imprint on the cartilage in my nose, I either don't see it any more or it faded. No surgery required
>>74415900
I need to up my grip strength so I can do it to other "men"
>>74415910
Youre right bro i should totally slurp more halal cock because I'm such a stupid little fucking faggot like you are
Yoel Romero is overrated
>>74415941
Hi Bisping
>>74415945
Bisping will heem Romero
>>74415945
If Bisping has it his way he can just box his face off at range. Simple biomechanicial advantage.
>>74415947
heem will romero bisping
>>74415950
Is this the same Bisping who got dropped twice with the same shot and taken down in the 5th round by a 46 year old man? That Bisping?
>>74415933
>I'm such a stupid little fucking faggot
sorry im not gay
But its good you just came out.
Its the first step. A big step to take as a nigger. Dont let your community know right away or they'll tie you up and burn you.
>>74415941
>>74415945
>>74415947
desu I hope that if Romero pulls any bullshit he gets instantly disqualified. Any of the water pouring shit, bam gone
>>74415954
idk man he's gotten pretty good at imposing his gameplan. Its just a fact that he's not the most talented, hasn't got one shot power, and they're in there for 25 minutes which is a long time to avoid someone with power, I mean desu I'm a Bisping fanboy, liked him since the Ultimate fighter, but I wouldn't put money down on him but he CAN win.
>>74415956
>sorry im not gay
youre clearly retarded here my dude its in your posts show me where youre not being retarded in them xD
You talk like an 8 year old you fucking little dipshit
>>74415956
>>74415966
>Ameriargues
>>74415954
This
Hendo is pillowfisted and has no wrestling background whatsoever
>>74415966
>clearly retarded
>taking my words because you cant use your brain
>Calling people faggot when you get mad
>Telling others they act like 8 year olds
>>74415970
>retards will respond seriously to this
Just end /heem/
>>74415991
Oh look youre a mandrama fag too lol
>>74415970
Lol Bisping was supposed to walk through Hendo, instead what happened he ended up surviving for 5 rounds.
>>74415995
I mean you just did because youre an obtuse fucking idiot but cool
/heem/
who has the better striking here
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1be_1487880691
and which ufc fighter is it most like
>>74416000
Oh look changing subjects fag too lol
>>74416024
>i-i-im not 8 years old!!!!
>is a mandrama fag
>w-what does that h-have to do with anything!!!
looooooooool
L
>>74416016
lrn2webm
Al Iaquinta vs GSP is the fight to make
You literally can't prove me wrong.
>>74416029
im 8 years old fight me in RL
>>74415751
>If he can't get the takedown he's screwed
I imagine that he will get the takedown but then Ferguson will do that same meme roll that Trujillo was spamming to escape.
>>74416050
You just made a grave mistake.
>>74416041
Shut up Al
>>74416061
>You just made a grave mistake.
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAhAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im shaking
>>74416072
I didn't mean it in a threatening way, just saying that you might get banned for saying you're 8 years old.
>>74416099
>tfw got banned on /fit/ for saying I was 11
What 11 year old even lifts ffs
>>74416111
super sage
>>74416099
Yeah im sure hes really 8 years old.
You called it
>>74416146
>being so stupid you don't even get it
You really must be 8
>>74412469
this inshallah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBUeXP2oNdA
>>74411895
>my buttasspoop shoop is being used in the OP
thx
My favorite mma fighter is Dave Bautista.
>Sage being absolutely shocked Tyron seasoned both sides of his chicken.
>>74412258
i love her i do
>>74416161
8 year olds would get banned on this website.
They are underage
Whats not to get
>>74416184
Apparently a lot for you. You must have one of those "learning disabilities"
>>74412385
>>74416192
>You must have one of those "learning disabilities"
Accusation not an argument
Again
Whats not to get?
>>74416205
Apparently a lot for you
I just said that
Whats not to get?
my favourite fighter is mark "poopchute" cunt
>>74416210
lost cause.
Goodnight heem
>>74416231
Yep.
Imagine being so stupid you can't even understand an implication a 9 year old would comprehend
Sad
John Dodson
Lost to
no one
will you guys buy this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWmK4noh0n0
My favourite fighter is ______, I like his big _____.
>>74416309
black beast
heart
>>74416287
Absolutely
>>74416309
>>74416310
fuck off faggots talk about MMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYRQA46MMKc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6khZnrh4RE
>>74416309
Nate/Nick Diaz
Blunt
>>74416287
Who was in the wrong here?
heem is slow as fuq today
Fun fact: Held-Lauzon wasn't really that much of a robbery
>>74416337
it's 2 am you retarded day/heem/er
fun fact: Aleks is misunderstood and hickson gracie is a pussy AND a cuck for not fighting sakuraba
>>74416334
the globalists
>werdum isnt the goat heavyweight
...
>russians unironically believe Khabib is able to pin people on there back for 5 rounds because of his sambo
>>74416356
back up dude
back up dude
rate this video /10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oe00FiIyr0
>>74416345
Sakuraba woulda pushed Rickson's shit in. We're pretty lucky he was around when you think about it, imagine if nobody had ended the Gracie jiu-jitsu meme in such spectacular fashion. Royce might have stayed retired and still been """""""undefeated"""""""
>>74416371
I think that anon is referring to the Michael Chandler interview where he said that Khabibs ground game is mostly from other backgrounds and not purely sambo
thompsons workout clothes are gay
>>74416387
what do the old pride slavs do now, they obviously have failed to breed MMA fighters in their countries like the japanese and huezilians did
>>74416391
Go train tyroid
>>74416400
sage tyron broship brings a tear to my eye
>>74416392
Dunno what they're doing, but I think the low pay in the UFC combined with the death of other promotions has retarded the sport's progress. If you can't train full-time on a UFC salary there's no incentive to jump ship from another discipline and managers aren't going to back you because there's no big potential payoff at the end.
>>74416400
You lost to Tibau
*blocks your path*
I SAID I WAS GONNA KNOCK HIM OUT IN DA FOYST ROUN I KNOCKED HIM OUT IN DA FOYST ROUN
>>74416418
>>74414670
>Woodley """defends""" his belt by a hair
>Woodley's bloods and crips start hollering shit like "LOL do people REALLY THINK wonderPEDO LMAO stands a CHANCE IN HELL of winning the rematch?!?"
ya'lls hysterical doot
>>74416433
What?
>>74413985
No more so than Conor.
>>74414977
There's plenty of shame in losing to Rory by turtling up and doing nothing at all.
>>74415337
Joe Rogan is 5'4"