/mls/ general + /ayy/ - FINAL OFFSEASON thread

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1st for Houston

http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2017/02/25/report-several-mls-teams-interested-acquiring-wayne-rooney

>Report: Several MLS teams interested in acquiring Wayne Rooney

>Carlisle reported that there have not been any recent talks by an MLS club to sign Rooney, but confirmed that LAFC, who will join the league in 2018, are one of the interested teams.

How bad would this be for MLS' image? Would people look at >us more like a retirement league than not should this happen?

Minnesota United.

fourf for
>perf

Nth for race to seis

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>>74409957
is there an /mls/+/ayy/ fantasy league?

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>>74409957
>no fantasy
Shit fucking thread OP

>perf

>>74410761
Yeah, even though he's only 31 (not that old by MLS standards), he's exactly the kind of past-his-prime "big name" that gets MLS the retirement league moniker. I'm sure he'd be alright though, David Villa is like 37 and was golden boot runner up

>>74411482
EAT COCK

this is steven lenhart and mathew mcconahey

https://twitter.com/CONCACAF/status/836019918491500545

>>74411482
which one of the leagues is the more autist/important?

>>74413246
Just join both

>>74411415
why is /ayy/ not an island?

got tickets for MNUFC / Atlanta United game
comes with free pom hat
why the fuck are both teams called "united" doesn't that suggest they were formed after two teams merged?

>shea to vancouver
IT DIDN'T HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS.

>>74413142
>https://twitter.com/CONCACAF/status/836019918491500545
that guy is straight out of a 80s porno

>>74414229
>shea will never play for the hoops again

>>74414430
feels really bad.

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The guy who usually does this didn't do it this year

>>74414125
loon here
We were called "United" when Bill McGuire bought the team in 2012 after it had been on the verge of disappearing for longer than should be allowed, we got a not-so-great name for the team, but the logo and jerseys were cool af. I think it's also meant to denote how the entire state, if not the entire Upper Midwest is united behind this team (Chicago doesn't fucking count you nerds).

Atlanta, however
who the fuck knows
ask the soonfag maybe
kinda pissed at them desu because their owner was trying to get Garber to be a sellout by offering to throw chunks of money his way so that he would change Minnesota's name/brand instead of Atlanta's. Fortunately, the based Soccer Don has a spine and let Minnesota keep the name and brand that they had already established and created a community around.

>>74414854
thanks for the decent answer
drop the lame trip =)

>>74414829
what were last years numbers, thats what im interested in

>>74414829
LGTSS
>>The Kansas City Sportings

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>>74414910

FIGHT

>>74414867
>drop the trip
>no trip
Huh

>>74414929
So it seems Toronto beat the numbers to reach MLS Cup, while Seattle was near the top of the numbers. Interesting...

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>>74414944
AND WIN

>>74414829
San Jose should be at 24

Still waiting on that expansion news, goddammit.

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>>74414948

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>>74411885
>he's exactly the kind of past-his-prime "big name" that gets MLS the retirement league moniker
this

The best thing to happen to MLS would be having teams like everywhere even in Anchorage or US Virgin Islands so you guys could also play soccer and producing white American youth players. Making it American and not just wannabe European.

>>74414244
>that guy is straight out of a 80s porno
kek. Did you ever see what soccer players looked like in the 80's? I bet he's awesome >pic semi-related since it's from 1990

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>>74415599

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>>74415792
East Germans in the 90s had the worst fucking haircuts ever. No wonder Honecker was fuming about the wall coming down

>>74415813
East Germans still have awful haircuts. And they dress like shit.

btw you now realize Toni Kroos is from East Germany and also played for the same team like this guy I posted

>>74415836
Is that why Merkel has a godawful haircut? What cultural propaganda did those poor East germans suffer in the hands of the commies?

>>74415843
>Is that why Merkel has a godawful haircut?
yes

>What cultural propaganda did those poor East germans suffer in the hands of the commies?
Only god knows. They are so wierd. On one hand, they are more openly nationalistic than most of us and that's great, but then again... Merkel is from over there...

Eastern Germans live in extremes.

>>74415792
>>74415836
>>74415886
why do we only ever get the weird foreigners?

Are the quakes any good? Gonna get into mls this season and i live in norcal.

>>74417137
wait and see if Sacramento managed to not torpedo their once sure-fire bid first before you attach yourself to the Quakes

>Why your team will win this year
I'll start
>Orlando City
KaKa is playing some of the best I've seen out of him, and the USL Academy looks somewhat promising.

>>74417359
>Union
They won't win shit

>>74417359
too reliant on Kaka and Larin, lose either one and you're screwed

>>74417359
>>Saint Louis FC
We have a coach now who isn't averse to attacking and/or making substitutions before the last possible moment

>>74417359
>TFC
The Juventus manlet, the Barcelona reject, the two USMNT players that 4chan seems to hate, and based Hagglund will lead us to the Canadian triple

>>74417458
wait whose the barca reject?

>>74418373
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V%C3%ADctor_V%C3%A1zquez_Solsona

(I assume)

>>74418439
Yup, that's him. Don't even know how good he is, but I'm hyped

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The left is literally the one and only way "United" makes sense for our name. other than that, >soonposter himself thinks the name could be better.


anyway, for those who were all wondering - we're in >Soon2.0 right now, >Soon3.0 focusing back onto MBStadium begins sunday after the game.

>Soon

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>>mfw had to play the U-17 NT in order to get the first W of the preseason

>>74417359
don't think the lags will win this year. probably lag twats i've been following are influencing me too much.

>tfw too intellgen for /mls/ fantasy

I BELIEVE THAT PERTH WILL WIN

>tfwrevsfan
>tfwnoMLSC Up
>tfwnodefense

;_;

Will NYCFC ever get a stadium?

>Soon feat: muhh damage control
https://twitter.com/AtlantaUltras/status/836300094005776385

>>74422251
Will New York ever get a non-plastic club?

>>74422792
when you all stop fucking moving here after state school

>>74423140
>changing teams when you move
what fresh hell is this?

>>74417359
>Fire
#NoNikoNoParty banging in 40 goals
Completely revamped midfield
De Leeuw looking really good

But honestly a mid table finish and early playoff exit at best

>>74417359
>galaxy
We wont, unless It turns out los dos is secretly the best team in North America.

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>>74417359
>tfwloonsfan
This team is actually pretty decent, despite all the memeing they get from this place.
We're probably going to end up making a surprise run to make the playoffs late in the season only to choke on Decision Day, because this team wouldn't be a Minnesotan team if they didn't.

>>74424251
highly unlikely friend.

if anything it will be the fire of the west, but still rooting for you before i root for any of the other chucklefucks in this division.

>>74417359
>Union

every other team dies in horrible yet convenient accidents

>>74409957
I'm from Pittsburgh, what team makes the most sense to root for for me? Going to be my first time following soccer, liking Dallas so far.

>>74424953
>Pittsburgh
>Liking Dallas

Death or exile?

>>74424322
No, I swear, this always happens with teams in Minnesota. They end up surprising everyone by being pretty good at some point during the season, and then they choke so hard that it somehow continues to hurt each time they do it.
Wanna know what I mean? Well, all I have to do is mention Gary Anderson. Wide Left.

>>74424985
yes, it feels weird but i figured soccer isn't football and they're not tied with Jerry Jones in any way (if anything they're more tied with the Hunt's and the Chiefs than anything)

>>74422320
Not one mention of the toddler yanks' first win over Mexico since 1986
Shame

THIS IS ATLANTA

>>74415792
We don't need yuropeans anyway, we have based south americans

>>74423140
this desu famalam, its funny how much pride there is to be a New Yorker when most of them are midwest / literal who town transplants

>>74424251
how long have you been watching MLS? Minnesota has one of the worst rosters in the league and have no chemistry, they might not be completely terrible to to think they're gonna get into the playoffs in the west of all places is extremely wishful thinking

signed,
someone with good intentions

>>74424953
go to riverhounds games and follow MLS as a whole it is the only way. I would not be surprised if Pittsburgh has a team in 10 years

>>74424953
Give me one reason why you shouldn't go for the Union.

>>74425414
THIS IS CANBERRA

..... what are we doing.

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can we PLEASE go back to this?

aside from the centennial version because of the logo this is by far the best uniform

>>74425670
>rosters
>playoffs

wtf

Whatever happened to good ol' Sepp? Remember him?

>we will never have a Landycakes/puligod/wood attacking 3

>>74425647
ppl that have been here since 2013 basically think they went through 9/11

Thank God I'm not New York scum

>>74422321
>https://twitter.com/AtlantaUltras/status/836300094005776385


thats terminus legions chant tho...no one else has ever wanted to do it

>>74425829
I've always said, Centennial home, waldo away, blue w/ white sash for 3rd

>>74417458
>Canadian triple

Literally nothing

>>74425414
YOU BETTER WATCH YOU'RE MOUTH

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nobody. likes. us. we. don't. care.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxQ1PqFH-Ro

>>74427416
>nobody. likes. us
That's only true about the other Philly sports fans
No one gives a fuck about you guys

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u wont be saying that when we have lil niglets running the league

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>>74427489

>Soon

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NEVER FORGET

Waldo kit a shit

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>>74427589
>absolutely disgusting

Who ya watching today, /mls/uckers?

>>74428319
Probably some comfy red sox preseason in 7 hours

>USA Men's U-20's beats the Mexican Men's U-20's for the first time in 31 years

is this the crop that finally goes to the olympics again?

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>ausfailian sides in the ACL

>>74428838
>he rates the olympics

>>74429576
it's less about the Olympics themselves and more about being good enough to GET there
last time we missed out on qualifying because we lost to HONDURAS (at home!)

DISKERUD
I
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K
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U
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>Doyle hyping up Carleton
Hahahahaha, get ready for him to tank miserably

>>74427416
D O O P
O
O
P

>>74430232
who the actual fuck is "Talen Energy"

>>74425829
>>74426072
Bring back the denim

>>74430239
I literally had never heard of them before they changed the stadium name.

I thought it was 100% PECO around here.

>>74430241
even without the "denim" effect, I think the blue-with-white-stars could do well

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>anon, you'll be watching the shebelieves cup, right?

>>74431317
No because Nippon Ladies team won't be there

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THIS IS ATLANTA

YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR MOUTH

THIS IS ATLANTA

WE'RE GONNA STOMP YOU OUT

>>74419128
Would've liked to be named Athletic club Atlanta just to be AC. Or Atlanta Athletic club. But no. Fucking united.

Also, here's some ideas I have on unique non gay things the crowd can do at games.

>4 minute 20 second mark
>crowd all takes out weed and begins to light up
>homefield advantage as opposing team isn't used to playing high
and
>whenever a goal is scored
>stadium dabs in unison, maybe continuously on an increasing tempo(similar to the iceland chant)

>>74431317
is best grill playin'?

that's pressfu in case you forgot

>>74431317
What

>>74431317
I believe so.

>>74427871
shut the fuck up

>>74432462

2017 SHEBELIEVES CUP ROSTER

U.S. Women’s National Team

GOALKEEPERS (3): Jane Campbell (Houston Dash), Ashlyn Harris (Orlando Pride), Alyssa Naeher (Chicago Red Stars)

DEFENDERS (6): Julie Johnston (Chicago Red Stars), Ali Krieger (Orlando Pride), Kelley O’Hara (Sky Blue FC), Becky Sauerbrunn (FC Kansas City), Casey Short (Chicago Red Stars), Emily Sonnett (Portland Thorns FC)

MIDFIELDERS (8): Morgan Brian (Houston Dash), Tobin Heath (Portland Thorns FC), Lindsey Horan (Portland Thorns FC), Rose Lavelle (Boston Breakers), Carli Lloyd (Manchester City), Allie Long (Portland Thorns FC), Samantha Mewis (NC Courage), Brianna Pinto (CASL)

FORWARDS (6): Crystal Dunn (Chelsea Ladies FC), Jessica McDonald (NC Courage), Alex Morgan (Olympique Lyonnais), Christen Press (Chicago Red Stars), Mallory Pugh (UCLA), Lynn Williams (NC Courage)

>>74432874
Is the NWSL the best women's soccer league in the world?

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Still we rise.

http://www.si.com/planet-futbol/2017/02/28/mls-preseason-power-rankings-2017-minnesota-atlanta-seattle-dallas-toronto

>unions relying on a literal 4th division england striker

L O L

>>74434099
>22
Quakesfag on suicide watch.

>>74433640
Probably, although EPL funny money transferred to their women's sides has recently begun poaching NWSL talent.

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>>74434099
>TFC in first

OUR YEAR EH

>>74417359
>San Francisco Deltas
Because we have hella Canadians and stuff and we already beat the Lolquakes

>>74434099
>Minnesota not last

We did it, bros!

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>>74431317

What club should I start following in this season if I'm the hoofball type of guy?

POST FANTASY TEAMS

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>>74432260
we must finish what he started

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>>74434099
CJ "fuck scoring" Sapong only scored 9 for us last season (and went like 2 months without a goal) when he got a shit ton of minutes, our tactical system fucks over our forward to benefit the midfielders, though I myself am not sold on Simpson

>>74434620
all MLS teams play hoofball at least some times just watch a few games when the season starts and pick a team that interests you the league and its teams are constantly changing that theres no point in picking one for its current identity unless its like a Dallas who have built on youth development and fast south americans

>>74434143
scum josefags should have killed themselves long ago

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>>74434734
Am open to suggestions and changes

>>74435014
You can get a better deal than le toux

>>74435031
Will Cronin be any good this year? Mulholland is also available

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It will be a sad day when the Soccer Don leaves, as much as people will meme and hate on him he's set MLS and domestic soccer up for an absolutely beautiful future

http://www.foxsports.com/soccer/story/don-garber-hints-at-retirement-during-d-c-united-stadium-groundbreaking-022817

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>I am so annoyed with the New England Revolution right now as a club. I don’t know what they’re doing, but it’s driving me mad. And I’m a New Englander, and I get it. In that past, that people didn’t mind driving to Foxborough. And yes, it was this regional team and you could pull people from New Hampshire, and Vermont, and Massachusetts, and Connecticut, and Rhode Island. It doesn’t work anymore.
Team Kraft, take some of those Super Bowl earnings and really, truly, invest them in your club. I am so sick of seeing that team in that empty stadium, playing on that turf with all those lines. It’s disrespectful to those players, to the club, to the fans, to the league. It drives me nuts. It drives me so insane.
Alexi hears this all the time on our drives to work, and he knows if he wants to rile me up — I’m not a riled up character, but he’ll just talk about, “how about the Revolution?” And I’ll go “my god, the Revolution,” and I’ll just start spinning out of control. And the stadium takes me there.
And you know what? The Kraft ownership takes me there as well. I appreciate what they’ve done for this sport in the past, and what they’ve done for this league in the past, but what have you done for me lately? Nothing. They have done nothing for the New England Revolution lately. They have disrespected that franchise for far too long and I’m sick of it.
I would pull them out of New England and give them to another city right now, if I had my druthers. They need to re-brand. I’m sick of looking at that uniform. I’m sick of looking at that logo and those colors. Like, show me that you care. Do something, anything, to really show the fan base, and to the national perspective out there, that you guys want to go forward. I love that team. I really want to see them succeed. But they have betrayed me and I’m so agitated with them, in case you can’t tell.

wew

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>>74435209
>might be moving near Boston soon
>to see MLS in-person I'll have to watch the Revs
Just fuck my shit up senpai

>>74435079
>“So we have one more to do in New England,” Garber said, smiling.“I think that’s the one where I might hang up the cleats, at that groundbreaking.”

So he's essentially confirmed that he's never retiring

>>74435209
New pasta? Saved.

>>74434538

>footfags

gas yourself

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>>74427589
>>74427945

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lads.... #Dress4MLS is almost here... It's time for me to reload.

>>74435079
>retiring

Lol, he's never leaving

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>>74432401

....I like this post

>>74434930
you really should have finished it in the first place. dead serious this city shouldnt even exist in its current location. We built all our roads based off random animal trails, sherman blew up the place and we rebuilt the same absolutely fucktarded roads. Thats just one of the reasons we have the worlds worst traffic.
>Soon

>>74435536
When does it start? I'm, uh, asking for a friend...

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>>74414854
We did it cause we wanted to trigger the minicucks. i guess its working :^)

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>>74434734

>>74435014
I wouldn't start the season with 4 defenders.
Way too much money on your bench.
Nagbe is fantasy cancer. You know how everyone says Nagbe is so great it just doesn't show in the stats? well you only get points for what shows up in the stats.

>74435640
>74435640
>we
Hey Arthur, don't you have something better to do than shitpost on 4chan?

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>>74435607
It starts the first weekend. I think Friday is usually the biggest day. Although the Colorado Special Olympics is the only person/group who has posted anything so far.

>>74435646
Thanks, I'm pretty happy with my new setup

And I hadn't heard that Nagbe was fantasy cancer, so that will be helpful

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>>74435973
Fuck

>>74435983
Getting better leafbro. You don't need a back up keeper, swap bendik for some 4 Mil scrub, and use the extra cash to upgrade Larentowicz, who probably isn't even a starter.

>>74436038
I can put in MacMath, he might be a rotation player with Howard, who's getting old (thus injury-prone). I just don't like the idea of having a substitute player on the team. That being said, I can put in Jimenez for Larentowicz, i'm pretty sure he's a starter

RELEGATIONS WHEN?

>>74436463
Roughly 40 teams

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>>74414854

because...

>Soon > Loon

>>74437832
>THROW SOME MONEY AT ANOTHER DP

>>74438746
>uh... lets just uh...use the same NASL guys I guess.

>>74438794
>brought back two of their very best players from the NASL days
>hurr durr same roster

>>74437832
>crossed sword motif on the table

guess money can't buy taste

>>74438839
It's 6

Looks like Pachuca will play Dallas in the next round barring a miracle comeback

>>74438888
>another lelga mx final
this is getting tiring

>>74438888
it might actually be an entertaining match, as opposed to the other leg :0(

>>74438931
This one seems like it will be a little fairer than last year's quarterfinals

http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2017/02/28/wall-wifi-more-10-things-about-orlando-city-scs-brand-new-stadium

not even an orlando fan but want to go to this stadium badly tbqh

>>74439051
A standing section is just great for fat Americans during Florida summers

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Last episode of Houston's preseason show, The Slice: https://youtu.be/4h-gOQ4-Sfw

>>74434930
I'm going to be really disappointed if he never appears on a tifo from a team playing Shitlanta.

>>74439051
>tfw tempted to do an MLS Stadium roadtrip one season when I'm in my mid 40's

>>74439291
hopefully we'll all be dead by then

>>74439415
fuck off, Sosa

>>74435364
Not a pasta. A FOX sports guy actually said this on the radio. Rob Stone.

>>74439291
40s? might as well be ded.

>>74439051
Where's the really long outdoor bar tho?

>>74439712
this desu

>he doesnt have a bar at the stadium to make the seats look empty

>>74439291
Hope you enjoy driving to Anchorage, MLS will have a hundred teams by then

>>74441038
>not moving to Anchorage once the meme dream becomes real

Post:
>Your Team
>How many items of team memorabilia in your room

Include clothes/scarves. Pretty much anything with a team logo/slogan/etc

>Brisbane
>Wanderers
>Adelaide

holy shit the AFC is tearing their assholes open

>>74441342
>in your room
Are we supposed to be 14 year olds

>>74441517
>reading this hard into it

>>74441557
>>Saint Louis FC
4 jerseys and a bajillion scarves (both team and Louligans)

>>74441612
>>74441557
Gah, wrong quote

>perf

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Based Bedoya
https://twitter.com/cnnsport/status/836900158801645568

>>74441342
nyrb/metro

1.

>>74441342
Like hung up? None

But i own like prolly 10 jerseys and like 20 scarves that never leave the drawer unless its snowing and blowing

>>74443767
>unless its snowing or I'm blowing
ftfy lisa

>>74443789
You spend way more time thinking about this than i do, and this is the third time i have had to mention that

>>74443911
fuck off, Lisa

>>74443973
>fuck me, Lisa

ftfy stalker

>>74443996
fuck off, Lisa

>perf

>perf

>>74444656
DISKERUD

>>74444729
TO

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>tfw going to my first MLS game on sunday
>Soon

>>74445138
Looks like its gonna be a good one at bobby dodd

>>74439197
I saw a mock up by some Crew fans on twitter of one. It's Sherman's face and underneath it says "I nutmegged Scarlett O'Hara". Don't know if they'll actually make it or not, but it would be great if they did. Especially since Sherman is from Lancaster, OH only 45 minutes south of Columbus

>>74445338

the city is ready. it's the place to be this weekend.

>>74445466
good because >you are going to fucking destroy >us


did u guys watch the black history month mls thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd4_ZcHVaXI

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>>74441612
>Louligans
I hope youre memeing.

>>74445138
It's gonna be a while before I can go to my first one

>>74446128
That's the STLFC supporters group, brah

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>>74441342
2 scarves, a jacket a jersey and a beanie, the Mitchell & Ness colabs are usually pretty good

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>>74441342
>Sounders

A shirt jersey from the inaugural season, A 2016 Sounders Champ hoodie, A Sounders Beanie, a gray long sleeve shirt, and I got this scarf as a gift.

I eventually want to get a real jersey, but shit's expensive.

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>"M" "L" "S"

>>74447529
>Foreigner Premier League

>>74441342

Sac republic

One scarf

>>74441342
Oh if this just includes shit we own im way worse

I have like 4 hoodies, two pairs of socks, 4 training tops and like a couple tshirts along with the deposit of jerseys and a beanie

I like to have the branded shit bc no one else is going to wear this embarassing shit

I get a few people a week on the streets who recognize the team or are also wearing energy drink stuff. Its nice.

>US Open Cup: 6 NASL teams, 18 USL teams

kek

>>74448641
>the city of gods given first division

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Which team will have the most highly-attended home opener, and why is it the Sounders?

>>74448641
What do these numbers symbolize?

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>>74448868
aren't they increasing the max capacity of Sounders games ton 50,000 this year?

>>74448868
Nah everyone's looking towards the Atlanta home opener, wouldn't be surprised if they have higher attendance than Seattle this year

>>74448917
They've been opening more of the stadium each year because they keep selling out what they have. Seating capacity was 27,700 for the first season in 2011, and sold out so often they opened more and more. Currently available seating for home games is 38,500. It sells out nearly every game.

>>74449011
I GUESS WE'LL SEE

>>74441342
Union mail me scarves every year with my season tickets but I don't care too much about them.

Other than that I got a hat and thats it.

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Guys there's an official name style guide that's out

You aren't supposed to call the team in Kansas "Kansas City", nor Columbus "Crew", and you aren't supposed to call the team in the capital "DC" or "DC United"
Also this

>>74450512
>you aren't supposed to call the MLS team literally named DC United "DC" or "DC United"

Dafuq

>>74450525
It's "D.C." or "D.C. United"
Which makes no since since Chivas 2 can be called "LA Football Club" but not "L.A. Football Club"

>Mexico is getting rid of pro/rel
TED BTFO

>>74450605
Do you have a source for this?

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Pls rate

>>74441342
>Whitecaps
>1 Toque
>1 Fridge Magnet
>1 Whitecaps wall banner

>>74451210
What in the fuck is a toque

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>>74445523

why the fuck would >we destroy >you? Bulce are usually pretty guud.


>Soon

>>74451415
It's like a beanie, but thicker

>>74447529
Why does Ronald play in la "rm/fcb" liga instead of epl

>>74451808
because La Liga is a better league and he conquered England at like 18

>>74451449
I think the first competitive game in team history will lift them a lot, Seattle did beat the Bulce in the same situation when they started, although the Bulce from back then aren't as good as now

>>74451808
he already did new friend

>>74450756
It's just speculation from the heads at this point.

Currently Liga Mx suffers from one or two teams every season not paying their players, or accusations of cartel money.

One team getting relegated/promoted every year has done nothing to avoid either, they suspect increasing this would bring up more bad clubs with a higher chance of sending down the solvent ones. Ascenso Mx teams are seen as just poor yoyo clubs, so they may be gutted entirely.

>>74452137
>Trump is president
>talks of MLS - Liga MX tourney
>talks of Liga MX gravitating towards the MLS philosophy

strange times we live in

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>tfw want the sicc new Union x Mitchell & Ness jacket but $100 is a lot of shekels for a wage slave

>>74451449
lol na

>>74452346
>new mitchell & ness stuff
hell yeah there is a rbny shirt too

https://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2017/03/01/mls-fans-share-how-they-found-their-long-distance-soccer-team-loves

convince me why i should support my hometown atlanta united after seeing this

>>74453274
I don't care who you support as long as it isnt Seattle or NYCFC

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>>74453308
>implying Atlanta isn't on its way to forming an unholy Triumvirate of cancer with Seattle and NYCFC

why is it ok for spanish speaking teams to have anglo names like "the strongest", "newell's old boys", "sporing gijon" and "athletic bilbao" etc. but people get their panties in a twist about "real salt lake"? what's the difference?

>>74453274
Every club has some form of cancer in its fanbase. The only exceptions I can think of are Minnesota (because very few of their fans have a connection to the internet) and Chivas USA (because they have no fans)

>>74453274
>By 2015, when Atlanta announced it was bringing a team to MLS, he decided to set his Galaxy allegiance aside in favor of a team from his region.

Literally cannot make this up better even as a parody.

>>74453410
Don't let a few people spoil your enjoyment, you have to embrace it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y70kMNozInY

>>74453469
this is kinda valid when you live in a country the size of yurop its easy to make fun of it when your country is smaller than 1 out of our 50 states, no disrespect swede bro

>>74453456
because you can't win with american soccer you're either trying too hard to be "american" or "european" the detractors will always find something to shit on until the talking heads tell them its okay to like it

>>74450853
Are you expecting LA-DAL to be 0-0, and if so why do you have Letget?

/our gals/ beat the krauts, lads

>>74454048
lowkey proud that we are the best womens soccer nation ever desu

>>74453488
im so apathetic about philly

zero super bowls
worst mlb team of all time
lol the 76ers
lol hockey??

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>>74454048
>>74454074

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>>74455182

>>74455182
>losing to the US U-20

neck yourself

>>74452088
Right, totally forgot about manu.

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>>74455312
>tfw i check myself before i neck myself

>perf

>perf

Is there any city or any state in the United States, where the MLS (Major League Soccer) is more popular than the NFL, MLB (Major League Baseball) NBA and NHL, all combined?


The city or the state of soccer in the united states

>>74455803
dickbutt

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>>74455803

>perf

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>>74455803

>perf

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Sup /mls/.

>>74456902
Not much, just fightin' an' winnin'. How 'bout you?

>>74456902
fuck off, Lisa

>Bulls vs Caps today
>opening game tomorrow
>more games Saturday and Sunday

now we livin' again

>>74457131
>Caps vs Bulls
>mfw both teams field B squads ahead of the MLS openers this weekend

>>74441342
>Quakes

about 25-30 things. About a 3rd of that are posters I've gotten from games. I also have every ticket stub for every game I've gone to and a lot of game programs, didn't count either of those though.

>Only 9 players in H2H fantasy
>about half as many players in either league than last year

I would like to throw about 80% of the blame on faggots who aren't including it in the OP

>>74457005
>in a world full of Homers, everybody thinks they Bart

>>74457507
Unlimited subs killed fantasy tbf
And 80% of the players forgot they were playing by week 4

>>74458307
>subs
I mean transfers

>>74457192
I dont think so

But both teams are B teams anyway

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Wew

>>74458879
>LOOK AT US WE'RE FUCKING ULTRA SO EDGYYYYYYYY

>>74459235
>"what is spanish for 'white power'?"

>>74458879
lmao too bad they'd be too scared like the degenerate cosplayers they are to ever have a sign like that in public


gotta say it adds a lot of juice to the rivalry/banter within MLS at the least though

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>tfw you will never talk ATLUTD with Kristine


https://twitter.com/TheHerd/status/837358258075553792

>Soon

>new york is the neo nazi team

this isnt want i expected desu

>>74458879
I thought NYC ultras were a bunch of people from central america

RIP DISKERUD ;_:

>>74459680
All the nycfc diehards are saying its a false flag planted by cosmos fans


Lol

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>Soon

How did we go from
>this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvQk1hjwx58
to
>this>>74458879

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>>74460014
>white people appropriating the culture of and being entertained by black entertainers

its like Atlanta United is a microcosm of America

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>>74454870
The Philadelphia sports scene is an american cultural icon in itself desu

>>74458879
wtf I love nycfc now

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>https://twitter.com/Kevin_Kinkead/status/837294293287043073
The ride never ends for C.J. Sapong

>>74458879
so ids finally habbening?

>>74460858
Did you read it? He basically got two shitty cops and he wouldnt take a chem test.

In the end he had to do the mls substance program (josh saunders memorial program) but didnt get charged.

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>>74461236

T
TOMORROW
M
O
R
R
O
W

>>74461755
you mean tonight

>>74459809
About damn time
He's just like nearly every other American that played in Europe
Overrated as fuck

>>74462040
The OP distinctly reads "March 3" and it's not wrong.

>>74462261
so tonight's game is still preseason?

>>74462276
It's the CCL
So it's meaningless but not technically preseason

>>74462304
>meaningless games
>preseason games

Yes, these concentric circles overlap quite a bit, but not entirely.

>>74458879
>there will never be a neo nazi mls team

I

WANNA

DISKER[record screech]

>>74462304
nothing is more meaningless than the first half of the MLS regular season

>>74463146
There's the open cup, then the Canadian championship, a big power gap, and then the ccl

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What job do you think Mix will get now?
Highly unlikely he'll play soccer again

>>74463238
Back to Norway, I presume. Some second or third division team

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>>74460189

Atlanta entertains the world

>Soon

>>74463238

F

>>74463389
Racism

>>74463238
Gotta be overseas, unless he wants to smash shit up in USL or NASL for a bit