SNEAK Edition
What's /sp/ sippin for stage 2?
GIMMIE SNEAK
Can Elliot Sadler get killed?
>>74405475
Rolling for winner
https://youtu.be/2_zAxPqKa8Y
>>74405503
just coke, would have jack in it but I have things to do after the race
>>74405503
dalmore
>>74405503
Lemon Lime Gatorade
>>74405518
>>74405518
Why can't we CRANK IT UP for the entire race?
This is very zen.
Official All Time Power Rankings:
1. Dale Earnhardt
2. Darrell Waltrip
3. Richard Petty
4. Kyle Busch
5. Jimmie Johnson
>>74405518
DAYTONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>74405518
Rolling for actual winner
Rolling for laps until big one
The break was too long after the first segment but other than that I have no problems with the format until now.
>>74405518
Fuck you
>>74405503
Cherry Pepsi because it's the cheapest soda my local pizza place has.
>>74405503
A 50/50 mix of Budweiser and Miller Lite.
Fite me irl
Who here loves /crankitup/
>>74405475
>mfw I remember adding the >sneak text to this picture
Fuck you sneak
>>74405518
>>74405553
I think we can all agree on this
1. Dale Earnhardt
2. David Pearson
3. Jeff Gordon
4. Richard Petty
5. Jimmie Johnson
>>74405557
LET'S GO AWAY
>>74405518
>18
>>74405553
>DW listed
>>74405518
>>74405503
Dale Earnhardt wasn't GOAT. Take the nostalgia glasses off.
>>74405518
>that :^) mug
>ameridrugs
>>74405586
I added the text when I sent it to based Tyrone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCERIJTBNr8
>>74405642
I love it when we get acknowledged by normies
>>74405650
actually you're right I added dale to the picture
>>74405503
water
I thought the segment BS was to stop showing commercial during green flags.
>>74405650
I still have it on my old computer I'm gonna go find it
>>74405695
you're right I added Dale to it
>>74405503
Wisers deluxe. Munching on some uncle rays (((kosher))) dill chips
>>74405650
did he actually pronounce kyle as ki-le? what a madman
>>74405693
Why do you keep falling for Brian France's tricks?
Kasey Kahne was overeating
>>74405691
>that dirty as fuck room
jesus m8
>>74405693
Kek. No. It should help prevent pure DUHBRIS cautions, though.
Where's bayne?
>>74405723
>Kylel
dat little hitler
>nazi kid
nice
>>74405729
that isn't dirty, it is just objects in the process of being moved
fuck bayne
OY VEY
>>74405752
OK...horader..
BAYNE?
>this toyota strategy
FUCK LAWS AND BORDERS N SHIETTT
>>74405596
don't forget to add chad little to that list.
>>74405761
KEK someone send this to some libcucks on twitter
>>74405729
wanted to get into the spirit of the daytona 500, that's debris m8
Canada bros redpill me on Pinty's
>>74405787
I still don't get how it was anti-trump? He came in legally and was able to speak english and had a plan to make a life for himself here unlike mexicans.
>>74405761
>1488142661105.jpg
>>74405792
keep /pol/ sewage out of /sp/ please
>>74405789
What about Buckshot Jones?
didnt know space rockets run on oil
>>74405503
Hard drugs
>>74405826
RP-1
>>74405805
shit chicken wings you put in thye oven. chintzy as fuck and over priced. I buy noname or cheap house brand
Hi.
>>74405825
yes man ofcourse and kevin LePage
>>74405598
*let's go away*
>>74405866
fuck off fag
>>74405866
dumb phoneposter
>>74405866
>Sneak
>>74405866
>Sneak
>Gibbs drivers being faggots as usual.
Nothing new to see here, folks
>>74405822
I'm /pol/ sewage. In fact this is the first time ive been to another board.
>>74405866
Do you like Jeff being in the booth?
I could make a more entertaining race than this. Check out my stop-motion race channel on YouTube.
>>74405866
KuM guzzling faggot
>>74405876
Wait until near the end of this segment, and the end of the race.
>>74405876
I've got a big one now.
>Buescher
>McDowell
The fuck is with all of the start-and-park teams up front?
How much money do you think it'd cost to sponsor all 40 cars and paint them all the same?
>>74405822
GTFO shitlib
>>74405952
KYS
how many of you voted for Trump?
>>74405876
Is this legit?
>>74405994
I wrote Bernie in
>>74405994
All of us new fag
>>74405952
>there are people posting in this thread who's parents didnt love them enough to get a car city carpet
how do you guys keep going?
>>74405994
I did but I started regretting it about a month ago.
>>74405994
How is that sports related?
>>74405994
sup
>Gimmie from last to first
>>74405970
$100 Million, give-or-take.
Also, you now remember when Coca-Cola had half of the grid done up in corporate colors to try and win the Pepsi 400 one year, only to get BTFO.
>>74406010
KYS loser
>>74405970
For one race?
Several million dollars.
>>74405970
Whatever Monster energy paid to be the series sponsor?
>>74405541
yeahhhhhhhhhh
WALTRIP IS IN THE TOP 10 ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
>>74405994
>>74405987
Pls stop
>>74406010
Self assassinate
Also
Rolling for stage 2 winer
>>74405994
I voted for my penis to be elected into your mom's vagina lolz
JIMMIE WINS LOL
Okay I'm bored. Rolling for winner.
>>74405994
I did. Fuck lawz n shiet.
>Sadler in the Top-5
WTF IS GOING ON
>>74406041
oh gawsh Mikey noo
>>74406016
>There are people itt that only has one
>>74405610
Step 5 confirmed
>>74406086
BAYNE?
>>74406016
I had one that was huge. Frustratingly so.
Too long to lay flat in my room
>>74405994
I unironically voted for HRC
Rolling for winner.
>waltrip wins points
>decides not to retire
>wins championship
calling it now
>>74405761
Seig Heil!
These audio guys suck
>>74406153
>Wins Championship
With what team?
Outside of plate races he's mediocre
>>74405761
hahahahahahaha
Holy shit can FOX do anything right?
>>74406145
commie
>>74405761
Sieg Heil mind
2nd worst speedweeks race so far
I forgot how boring NASCAR is.
>no, Clit we didn't fuck up your car keep driving driver the cameras definitely don't tell a different story
>halfway
>no cars out
Wow
>Clit fucked up again
poor little whitt guy
>>74406166
>Seig
Good try (not sincerely)
>>74406145
>Not voting on Johnson
Disappoint
>>74406255
That's gonna change pretty soon.
>>74406273
What's Aleppo?
>>74406276
rolling for who causes it
The stage system is bullshit enough at Daytona. Can't wait until they get to a proper track like Bristol or Darlington.
kind of not so big one
woooo
FUCK
>jr out
yessss ahahaha we got a real race now fellas
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah
>>74406276
And there it is
NO KY BUSH
WHAT THE FUUUUUCK
BIG JUAN
get fucked toyota
>KYLEL
AHAHAHAHA KRYLE
>>74406298
Shoulda rolled 77
KRYLE IS KILL!
>But so is dale
fugg
WATER COOLER DALE
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT LAPPERS
>killing Jr.
F U C K Y O U T O Y O T A
BIG UN
JEWNIOR AND JGR BTFO
>2 JGR cars wrecked
PATRICK CONFIRMED WINNING
EAT SHIT SHRUB
>KYLEL
>THE SHITTY OF GIBBS
It is good day
FUCKIN TOYOTERS TAKIN OUT JOONYER
DEPORT THOSE FUCKIN JAPS
AND NUKE EM WHEN THEY GET DERE
>JGR fucked
NEAT
BIG JUAN
>Kryle is kill
>>74406276
kek
TOYOTA BTFO
oh that is some shit luck
>KYLEL
REEEEEEEEE
SHIT RACE
SHIT SPORT
SHIT THREAD
IM OUTTA HERE
I hope kyle is okay :^)
Welp there goes my draftking lineups and 50 bucks... time to go jack to anime now.
Fuck life
So, with the new rules, they're all pretty much fucked, right?
Jr's not replying on the scanners
>make phone call
>tire blows in front of the field
Fucking Toyota
>kyle busch
>good
Can we stop this meme now?
l m a o
m
a
o
>5 minutes to fix Buschs car
RIP KY BUSCH AND JR
AERO
>the city of joe gibbs racing
hope sadler didn't get too much damage
also i think jr can get back out
Kyle fucking blew it! What a fucking scrub! Hahahaha crashed worse than Lajoie
ELLIOT SADLER WINRAR
HOLY SHIT
>>74405475
Juuunyaaaa no!!
>>74406402
Yep
>>74406399
I see what you did there.
brain soup brain soup
>>74406402
They have 5 minutes to fix the car, so yea
>>74406018
how, he's been making good on most of his promises so far.
>>74405994
i would've if i lived there. at least i got an original MAGA hat from an ameribro
>fantastic
t. Kylel
>that camera view of the inside of the trunk
That was pretty cool.
JOONYA NOOOOOOOOO
hes definitely done, the suspension will be fucked
>>74406400
50$ is so much money ;-;
>Kryle manages to meme a caution and even includes McDowell.
Kek
>mfw sudden tropical storm
>mfw Sadler wins
How many NASCAR/TV execs do you think are having an aneurysm now that Earnhardt is wrecked?
>kyle
time for JR to retire
Fucking toyocuck took based dale out
Im mad 2bh
Ty Dillon :(
>>74406482
red flag the race and he gets a secret 30 minute repair clock
LETS GO GIMMIE
DEJA VU
>no one cares about Matt Kenseth
>>74405938
Yeah, he's alright.
6 cars involved, not a big one
>busch out
>jr out
anyone still gonna watch this?
>>74406482
stream went up 2k viewers after the wreck
>MUH GOODYEAR TIRES
What a bitch
goodyear BTFO fine incoming
$500000 fine for Busch
>>74406503
This. Fuck that nigger Busch
>>74406522
I JUST SEEN THIS PLACE BEFORE
>It's a Kryle blames everyone but himself episode
>>74406473
Im down 1100 dollars from nba on draftkings... i really need baseball season to get here...
>>74406473
>$50
>a lot of money
being dirtpoor must feel shitty
>Goodyear tires
kryle is right about goodyear tho
>KRYLE
GOODYEAR BTFO
>Goodyear tires just aren't very good at holding air
Sheeeit
>blames the tires
Did i miss the big one
>>74406557
I mean t b h that's justified in this scenario
>>74406533
>Commentators so concerned about Dale
>No fucks given about Kenseth
Lame
Confirmed GimmiewinsLOL
Kyle actually gets some credit for that
>>74406547
>>74406575
theyre shit though
>>74406567
this
F1 never has tire issues, what's their secret?
>>74406567
people gonna ignore this truth because of who said it though
goodyear gonna be pissed
>>74406552
fine for what?
>Goodyear tires in charge of holding air
>>74406579
no, it was just a few cars
>based Kyle calling out Goodyear
>>74406552
Nah, he badmouthed Goodyear, not NASCAR.
Only $10,000
>>74406559
b-baka ;-;
How do you afford food and housing
>Goodyear tires just aren't good at holding air
$7.8 Billion fine
>>74406593
not running on ovals
jj confirmed win ez now
>>74406550
agreed. NASCAR is going to slap him hard for that shit. lmao.
2 TIRES 4 TIRES IT DON'T FUCKIN MATTER
FUCK THESE TIRES
Dubs for bayne winning
>>74406593
>never
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5DRJWw0R_w
jimmiewinslol
There's a really good chance we'll see the big one on the restart. It's about that time of the race.
should switch to solid tires, inflatable is a meme
Reminder we had a perfectly good tire lose its entire carcass in yesterdays Xfinity race
>>74406619
Wasn't someone saying in the last thread that turn 3 at D tracks causes wrecks? This crash just happened at turn 3.
>>74406593
What was Silverstone like 2 years ago
>>74406593
>bad mouthing a sponsor
>bad mouthing the people who give you your tires
Hope he enjoys shit tires the rest of the fucking year
red's out
Someone just pointed out that Goodyear is in a contract year. Their deal with NASCAR is up at the end of 2017
GAS THE RUBBER
TIRE WAR NOW
>>74406610
I live with my parents and all the money comes from scholarships from college.
If anyone wants i can post a big one for us?
is my timing screen right? sadler in the lead?
the fuck is happening out there
>>74406633
If you had to choose... Pirelli or Goodyear ?
RED FAG OUT!
JGR cucked. Harvick is actually able to go up front instead of being 7th and crashing in every 500 since 2007. This is a good day.
>>74406633
Never again. Once was clearly too many.
itt casuals
Streams?
>>74406674
Michelin
who else /misshoosier/ here?
>inb4 kyle mysteriously has traction issues for the remainder of the season
>>74406674
Yokohama
Firestone soon boys
>>74406682
For you.
>>74406593
>indianapolis 2005
>silverstone 2013
>>74406669
Correct
LITERALLY WHEN?
>>74406691
Here, nigger: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVoDLFjIwUU
>>74406674
Whichever one indycar . Indycar literally i have never seen a tire go down
shoulda run Hoosier
>>74406699
this senpai
Kyle is just picking up where T-Stew left off. T-Stew used to say Hoosiers are better than Goodyear.
>>74406563
Wait until the real cost for all the refugees and their families have to be paid.
Protip: it's the German taxpayer
>>74406601
BF Goodrich.
Really uncomfortable watching those monster energy girls around my daughter.
>>74406710
I always picked Hoosier for the original NASCAR Papyrus game
>>74406633
Shit how is Jr gonna get back in the race? Throw a red, that'll fix it!
>>74406593
>Never
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBKCx51fm50
>>74406734
firestone
>>74406674
pirelli is shit
Hovercars when?
>>74406762
i'll be long gone by then. interning in the US at a hedge fund this year, hopefully will get an offer out of it and move there once i finish my degree
how long until sjw faggots bullies NASCAR into covering up the Monster women?
>>74406762
>mfw rich people want refugees and the cost won't affect them like the middle class becuase they're rich regardless
>>74406734
firestone. they used to have problems in the 90s during the tire wars, killed a driver or two. but the last decade they've been solid.
>red flag for dael
>>74406810
As long as you're not a dirty nasty Turk, you are welcome here, nigger.
>Faggot Sadler is leading
Why couldn't he wreck instead of JR?
Why the fuck is there a red flag?
>>74406812
the people causing ruckus on social media about it are christian conservative types whining about "muh family values" though
BIDING OUR TIME
I
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>>74406853
I think theres a splitter stuck in the wall.
>>74406810
Good an you I guess, Vaterlandsverräter.
>>74406853
there's a splitter stuck in one of the walls
>>74406853
to prolong tv ratings until JR is officially out
>2017 winner: Michael Waltrip, P2 - Eliot Sadler, P3 - Danica Patrick
Dubs confirms.
>>74406838
literally 100% prussian blood, both parents' familys lived there until ww2
>>74406874
>Vaterlandsverräter.
thanks to merkel it's >not my country anymore
Tesla model racecar when?
https://youtu.be/0la4BO6D-zw
>>74406867
Whats happened to America though. You guys use to be the country of fake tits and guns and beer.
should I get a NASCAR tramp stamp
>>74406752
may his temper live on
>>74406893
I will roll for this but danica is dieing a flaming car
Digits and somebody fuckin dies
>>74406893
If this should ever happens, what are the odds that NASCAR will shill the hell out of Danica finishing 3rd rather than Michael winning?
who /atethebones/ here?
dubs and Landon wins
>>74406810
Don't come here
Were full faggot
>>74406834
They can't repair it under red flag.
>>74406853
Commercials
>>74406867
>Muh family values
>Sport that could maim or injure at any given second
Top fucking kek. People are dumb.
>>74406926
100% yes
>>74406923
we still are but small groups of loudmouths on all sides are getting louder and louder because they have money
>all those empty seats under the luxury boxes
>>74406664
Michelin has had nothing to do with NASCAR singe Bill Sr. refused to delay the start of the first race at Talladega when nobody had tires that could last more than 5 laps at such high speed. Nobody else comes close to being a position to get close to covering what Brian wants for sponsor money.
>>74406902
Good, good....
Most whites here are of German descent.
how come there are no black drivers?
How is this possible?
>>74406975
Right here senpai
I want Newman to pull shit outta his ass again and win another Daytona
>>74407011
They'd just take off in the car and never come back
KIDS
EAT
FREE
>>74406726
literal meme
Choose your food!
>>74406926
Yes. Give your bf a target to blow his load on after he pounds your ass.
>>74406972
Nigger, please, we'd never hear the end of it...
>>74407013
All the good drivers retired b4 the shit era of nascar
I have 5 bucks on mcmurry at 19-1. It would be cool if he won guys.
How many laps left?
>>74407065
tendies off turn 4 of course
>>74407065
pizza
Wait, people actually watch this shit?
I swear Americans would make paint drying a sport if they added sponsorships.
rolling for driver # that dies in a BIG JUAN today.
>Tomy Baldwin
That faggy northern accent...
>>74407065
>ywn be a fat american redneck getting drunk and stuffing your face at daytona all day in 80 degree weather.
Why live.
>tommy balwin car leading after a red flag caused bay a crash on turn 3
Welcome to 2012 guys
>>74407065
>California Speedway has King Taco
Nothing beats eating an all meat burrito or some nachos while watching the race
>>74407065
You know what I'm here for
>Montoya arson was 5 years ago
sadler gonna solve american child hunger if he wins
>>74407043
underrated
>>74407065
Corn dogs at the trioval
>turnleft
>>74406775
Yeah, so much for family friendly. Gronk with the 69 joke earlier and Larry the Cable Guy saying 'shit'. Fuck NASCAR.
>>74407153
I'm partial to the pork tenderloin at Indy myself
>>74407185
HEY EGGSAUCE
>>74406853
Thanks to the stages they will throw a red flag if it's like 5-10 laps before a stage end. Happend a lot in earlier races. Get used to it.
>>74406923
Religious people just have to be perpetually angry about something.
>>74406838
Shut up faggot. Everyones welcome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFm6o-qB6T4
I think it's amazing that beautiful women can get a job where all they have to do is stand there and look pretty. That's a testament to how great women are. People on the right side of feminism are celebrating the idea that women can do this. Any SJW that complains about the Monster Girls is just an ugly bitch with their own body issues, protecting their own insecurities on society.
I got a feeling the Monster Girls (or whatever their official title) are here to stay. The fans really like them.
I just flipped on this stupid fucking race to see that they are now in "stages".
How does it know that Brian France has absolutely destroyed the sport you used to love?
>>74407185
EXOS
>>74407065
>Gourmet Anus Burger
>>74406972
Fox will shill them equally.
NASCAR and NBC will shill Danica more.
>>74407237
Religious conservatives and SJWs are basically two sides of the same coin.
>>74407233
damn, have you got any more like this dear kraut?
>>74407268
Doesnt it make you want nascar to not get popular so that people cant ruin it for everyone
>>74407040
yaaassssssss
>>74406867
I think the SJW Movement has made people forget that the "muh family values" contingent is just as fucking bad when it comes to crusading against things they think should be banned
>>74407237
Nothing wrong with being against scantily clad women and viagra commercials in a sport that otherwise pushes itself as having family values. I'm not even religious nor do I have kids and I feel that way.
>>74407011
Bubba Wallace is black.
>>74407065
RACE DAY SPECIALS
>A $3 all beef hot dog – price reduced 25%
>Value meals offerings allowing fans to save $3 on a burger or hotdog, fries, and soda or water
>Fast Franks combo of four hotdogs for $10
>The Daytona Speedway Dog – a 1/3 pound all beef hot dog served on a fresh Bratwurst Bun, including regular condiments plus sauerkraut
>Shaved prime rib sandwich with cheese, mushrooms and au jus sauce
>Fresh (never frozen) Angus 1/3 pound hamburger served with freshly cooked potato chips
>Boardwalk French Fries available in the Midway Display Food Court
>Papa John’s pizza and chicken wings available below the Sprint Tower and Campbell Grandstands
>Juicy’s Outlaw Grill – The worlds largest grill – will be on-site at the Frontstretch Handicap Lot
DONT FORGET YOUR INFIELD DOG
>Infield Dog: The inspiration behind this menu item is camping in the infield at a NASCAR event. The idea is that whatever you have at your infield campsite while cooking out are piled on the hot dog, and you have the “Infield Dog”. Ingredients are footlong hot dog, chili, cheese sauce, macaroni salad and crushed Doritos.
>>74407307
>when you nut she keeps on sucking
>>74407307
when you nut but she keeps sucking
>>74407233
>the 787B was so good that after Le Man, Mazda checked out the engine and found out it could race another 24 hours if needed
>>74407238
>shitskin detected
Nope.
>>74407358
That's just factually wrong, anon.
>>74407279
I would tolerate all this BS if they only dropped the fucking chase.
>>74407368
>>74407366
Nut mind
>>74407268
We need REAL Monster Girls
Is JR basically Mikey?
Cuck Championship
>>74407294
Pretty much, I don't get how they do it. Most people I know in school don't have time to be angry.
>>74407361
>Shaved prime rib sandwich with cheese, mushrooms and au jus sauce
Ill take 2 please, extra jizz sauce please.
When did Michael Waltrip's number change to 24?
>>74407376
FIA also promptly banned rotaries because they like to suck German cock.
If there's a caution shortly before a stage ends, they just finish it under yellow right? Surely there aren't GWCs for segments
>>74407407
No he's actually good at other race tracks.
>>74407346
I was never under the impression they were pushing that image, is that new? Monster especially is an edgier brand I don't see going that way
>Johnson in second place
Who else ready for /worst to first/ here?
Have red flags increased significantly over the past few years, or is it just me?
>>74407346
>Racing
>Family values
Memo gidley.webm
Racing ain't for kids.
The five minute clock is so stupid.
>>74407407
No.
Jr is a B list driver with an A list name
Mikey is a D list driver with an A list name
>>74407420
I live in the deep south and its amazing how angry southern baptists are all the damn time. Literally everything is a sign of the end times and why everything sucks but if only everyone would do x, it'd all be okay!
Joonyear will not make min speed with that piece of shit
>>74407452
Yeah but I think they were red flagging it yesterday so that wouldn't happen
>>74406910
never
>5 Minutes Cumulative
I get it but that same time...
>>74407398
it's even more of a crapshoot now. sure, random stuff happened back then, but generally the most consistently great driver over the course of the year would win. I can remember some singular very, very good years.
>>74407315
I wish I had more like that.
>>74407489
They sound like extremists.
>>74407488
Who's A list on the current roster
>>74407333
Yeah but at least "I don't want my kids to see boobs" is semi-understandablr
>>74407476
Everything about this sport is fucking stupid.
The idea is novel, race on superspeedways with bluecollar cars.
What we get is WWE on wheels and a grubby little narcissist as the person running everything, fucking up the whole god damned thing up.
Fuck NASCAR.
>>74407489
I'm just guessing they don't have many hobbies outside of their work. I was up til 3 yesterday doing work just so I can set aside time to watch the race. Then it's back to the library as soon as this is over.
>>74407387
As black as the previous president.
Jr. to the garage
It's ogre
>>74407378
>redneck trash detected
kys cuck
rip jr
>Winning the Daytona 500 counts for so much!! This race is a huge deal
>Change the rules to make it a complete meme
This is basically meaningless at this point. Who even cares anymore.
Is Danica still in
Brian France dies tomorrow.
Who takes over and what happens to the sport?
Tough break for Jr, but I'm kinda glad he wrecked and is OK. Just needed to get that first crash outta the way imo.
worst motor"""""""sport"""""""
worst lowest common denominator lowlife autistic redneck scum fanbase
>literally no history
>no one outside of burgerland gives two fucks about NASCAR
>fanbase is filled with redneck trash
>NASCAR's best drivers would get blown the fuck out if they tried to race in F1
>a shitty mid-table former F1 colombian driver dominated in NASCAR
>NASCAR is viewed as a joke of a sport that involves no skill
>Literally anyone could step into a NASCAR car and dominate, because it has simple controls and requires no right turns
>Entire schedule is set in murrika (and the majority of tracks are in the south)
>races are sponsored by big corporations and political lobby groups
>random sponsors are slapped on NASCAR cars with absolutely no meaning, whilst F1 liveries have historical meanings and beautiful designs
>Advert breaks every 5 minutes
>Announcers are shitty rednecks with southern accents
>dying fanbase
Watching paint dry is more captivating. NASCAR is over-commercialized circle racing and the fine folks of the South have realized they have better things to do with their time like mourning the loss of the Civil War, rolling coal, blaming their inadequacies on Jews and blacks, and fucking sheep.
>>74407523
They are. They're basically what you would get if SJWs voted republican.
RIP Jr.
>>74407540
>WWE on wheels
I wish
DALE OUT!
>>74407559
t. Joonyer
Who else /abletoheartherace/ from there house? Sanford here
>>74407562
It would've been faster to just look it up... but yes
Would you guys take me if i bring thicc venezuelans with ne?
>>74407544
Obama is a fully fledged white supremacist though.
>>74407513
With the chase and the "win and you're in bullshit" the entire summer races pretty much become irrelevent.
Without the chase you had an idea who would be champion maybe a month before the season ended, usually clinching it 1 or 2 week before the last race.
I wanna root for a driver, which one has the best memes?
RUNAWAY TIRE ON TRIOVAL
>>74407546
>>74407551
>>74407576
It's so fucking stupid they can't fabricate replacement panels with sheet metal and bare bond anymore
Fucking stupid
>>74407573
Kevin pls
>>74407573
here's your (You)
bye felicia
>>74407618
I'll take you if you bring thick vuvuzelas with you
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>74407595
I once spent the night in my car in an office park across the street from DIS.
At the time I was like 18 and had no interest whatsoever in NASCAR. I didn't even notice that night, just noticed when I pulled out. I was like huh, I've heard of that.
>>74407618
As long as I get one as a sex slave
>>74407599
Sorry senpai I'm on mobile. What website should I use next time ?
>>74407573
>>no one outside of burgerland gives two fucks about NASCAR
That's not exactly true.
>>74407618
If they are anything like the crackheads that are crossing the border to Brazil, no
>>74407595
I wish there was a track that close to me
>>74407595
Do the girls flash their tits in the stands there? How about at the campgrounds on friday and saturday nights? Bowling green tractor pull is fun as shit, id love to go camp at a nascar event.
>>74407427
Here's your roastie
>>74407466
They don't push it hard like with their sponsors, but it's clear they want to portray traditional conservative Christian American family values. So when you do that you should expect some people to be upset when you bring out sluts to jump around.
>>74407624
Cassill is /ourguy/
>>74407573
This isn't even good enough to be worthy of being pasta
>>74407622
What is this chase? Did you mean the playoffs?
>>74407655
NASCAR is good because it's on at a time no other major racing league is on.
>>74407549
You seem upset, nigger.
>>74407573
>a shitty mid-table former F1 colombian driver dominated in NASCAR
>A measly 2 wins is "dominating"
>>74407595
used to hear Nazareth from my old place
>>74407659
Most NASCAR campgrounds have been neutered to all hell. The infields are apparently still pretty wild though
>>74407638
Can i get a pale skinned british slag?
>>74407642
Thats the whole point mang, they are tip golddiggers tho
>>74407648
just nascar.com and click on live leaderboard
>>74407706
>montoya
>mid-table
ayyyy
>>74407675
The new playoff system yes.
I think we should throw a red flag every five laps and send every driver in the field to the care center to make sure they don't have any booboos.
Danica up to second (2nd)!!!!!!
>danica slowing krut down
god damnit
danica gonna win the ship this season, look at all these points
>>74407569
Me
>10-12 short tracks and 4 road courses
>No chase
>F1 style points (not exactly but same idea)
>hire as many engineers as possible to lower downforce and make cars resist damage from contact like in the 80s/90s, including being able to go through the grass
>Danica
>>74407569
Jim France moves over from IMSA.
The series reaches the brink of bankruptcy before he finally gets some people who actually like racing to fix it.
>Danica in 3rd
Someone put this whore in the wall
>>74407529
I do not want to make a list of top tier NASCAR drivers because there's a bunch of guys on there I do not like. In numerical order:
Keselowski, Harvick, Hamlin, Kryle, Kenseth, Cassill, Kurt, Johnson.
How many laps are we in?
What the fuck are 'stages'?
NASCAR pls.
Digits and Danica causes the big one and whipes out the whole field.
>>74407573
>>74407799
KEK wills it
Danica will take out half of the field
>>74407793
114
bullshit
you're welcome
Hey since you guys like driving so much why don't you watch me drive to work?
>>74407799
Well, shit.
>>74407799
Landon nearing the top 10 can he do it?
>>74407799
Go away james
HOW MANY MORE LAPS LADS
>>74407793
114 laps
>>74407819
>he forgot the link!
>>74407811
>>74407799
99+11=10
IT IS OVER
>>74407799
>>74407811
This will be fun
>>74407833
80 after this stage
>>74407799
>>74407811
Praise be
How can the commentators get away with their blatant Ford shilling?
>>74407799
>>74407822
Confirmed
Post what DW will say if Danicles wins a segment
"Now that she's a Daytona 500 Segment CHAMPION, there's no doubt in my mind that she's an established driver in this series"
>>74407799
wew lad here we go
Danica will not wreck.
>>74407819
you again
Danica will get points
>A G A I N
God this sport is so fucking sterile compared to 20 years ago. It's really sad.
>>74407866
because they do blatant Toyota and Chevy shilling at other portions of the race. Everyone gets a piece
>>74407879
>she's still learning
>>74407819
I actually watch live dash cam videos on Periscope
I'm here solely because some guys at the office needed a final person for a 5 dollar pool. Please explain the stages for me, I don't recall seeing them the last time
fuck this stage shit. i dont want to sit through another long break
>>74407879
tfw she is forever allowed into the Duels because of one stupid pole
>>74407901
It's not shilling when they are actually the best :^)
First Daytona under Trump is an absolute shitshow.
Thanks Obama
>>74407655
leafs dont matter
>>74407928
They're new.
They award points.
Nobody who watches racing thought they were necessary.
>>74407799
Thanks leaf
[Stage Racing Shilling Intensifies]
>>74407958
Lel
>>74407928
They get bonus points at the end of each stage if they're top 10 and stage winner, and there's a caution. Pretty much it
Now the commentators are blatantly shilling for the new system. Is France on the set writing their script for them?
>lelgonezo
>>74407961
That hurts. I was just going to say thanks for the comfy thread.
1st segment Danica - 10th
2nd segment Danica - 5th
Last segment Danica - ???
Has Darrell Waltrip ever been critical of anything nascar did in his whole life??
>>74407940
I don't think she'll be able to ride the vagina-sponsorship train for much longer.
>>74407946
>toyota
I wondet whores here moist thenselves when they see a new 4runner
>>74407989
Mandatory caution ? That's stupid
Time for 10 laps of caution guys.
>ADMIT ON AIR THE DRIVERS ARE REALLY GOING FOR IT AT THE END OF THE STAGES
>WONT ADMIT IT WILL CAUSE MORE "BIG ONES" LIKE YESTERDAY
>>74407992
Basically, yeah.
No one in the booth is allowed to question NASCAR officals in any way, shape, or form.
>>74408009
>He thinks Hamlin won't win
I remember being young and naive too.
>>74408002
>Last segment Danica - DNF
>>74407999
i like you leaf
>>74408029
kek
>>74407992
Have you already forgotten how they've blatantly shilled every version of the Chase? Or every version of the All-Star race which seems to change every fucking year now?
>>74408002
DNF
>>74408003
He was furious with NASCAR's no-call on Rick Mast pushing Harry Gant at Talladega in 1991 until Elmo Langley told him he failed inspection. That shut him right up
>>74407999
I am always here to remind you of just how useless you people are.
>>74407799
nice double double fellow rim-roller
>>74407999
nice trips leafbro
So far I have to admit I'm loving the segment format.
>>74408099
kek sure is strong in this thread
http://www.roadandtrack.com/motorsports/a32710/mario-andretti-daytona-500-history/
>>74408002
Third place
>>74408115
They just need to restart faster or stop counting laps until restart
>>74408002
The math says 0th.
>>74408019
Ti be quiet honest yesterday and friday had more to do with people driving like idiots
>>74407799
>>74408156
Ya think?
>>74408144
I agree
>>74408162
disgusting unclean pest
>>74408144
This. They waste way too many laps under caution.
SHE WILL WIN A RACE THIS YEAR
>>74407448
Still allowed at Le Mans cuck
>we still have 80 laps to go
this format also takes for fucking ever
>>74408144
But that would reduce commercial time.
>>74408002
36th
>>74408156
>>>>>>driving like idiots
>driving in straight line
>lose control
>5 cars lose control
>chain effect
>happened multiple times
No, Brian France, I wont allow you to say this. You ruined the sport with stupid fucking ideas like reducing rear downforce, the chase and these fucking stages.
Fuck you Brian. Go home.
>segment caution laps count
>NASCAR will literally never set a race speed record again
Holy shit we're 50 posts over already
>>74408247
Why does everyone go mad for her? There's a lot of women drivers in Motorsport. Some a lot better than she is.
>dw unironically picking danicles
>>74408144
>stop counting laps until restart
seriously need this for Road America
>>74408156
>making the xfinity super speedway spoilers smaller
>all these nobodies up front
here we go
>DW
>>74408325
What if they build a new track
>>74408361
GIMMIE GIMMIE
why no black drivers?
Umm there's more? I thought is over?
BIG JUAN SOON
jimmiewinslol
>>74408348
in series no one here watches unfortunately
>>74408348
Floersch is /ourgirl/
>hendrick up front
this shit race is over
>>74408392
>implying this "sport" is "growing"
big un
wew ahahahahaha
Gimmie OUT
>>74408394
Bubba Wallace wrecks a lot but I hope he gets promoted eventually. He's a funny guy.
Holy FUck
JIMMIE NO
DANICA WAS IN THAT WRECK HAHAHAHA
GIMMIE IS KILL
>gimmie goneson
lol get fucked
GET FUCKED JIMMIE
>>74408393
>>74408402
Jesus fucking CHRIST.
SWEET BABY JESUS.
>>74407448
They immediately banned rotary engines after the 787 win, they were clearly dominating and they didn't want to lose face to the japanese.
They may allow it again some day but back in 1990 they banned the engine simply because they were too strong.
>GIMMIE
Who /LED/ here?
This is the best timeline.
Bye Danica
>>74408414
this
>jimmie and danica done
neat
>jimmie
>wrecks
>lol
BIGGGUN
wow
just wow
wew lads
FUCK JIMMIE JOHNSON!
WELL CONGRATULATIONS, YOU GOT UP IN THE TOP 10!
NOW WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN?!
kek
This camerawork is shit
Whoaa ebin crash
chasewinslol
>>74408004
>GIMMIE
>Jimmie and Danica taken out in one fell swoop
I am loving this
DANICA KEK OLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>Big Juan
SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD
I'm banned from making new threads.
krut has damage
i dont think this semen slurping sport is for me
now its time for another gay commercial
Is Truex the last Toyota left?
>Larson just letting jimmie bounce off of him
kek
So...Chase wins lol.
NEW THREAD
>>74408527
>>74408527
NEW THREAD
>>74408527
>>74408527
>>74408499
Danica has repairable damage
>Blaney missing Gimmie by inches
2close4me
BAYNE started a BIG crash.
>>74408414
>>74408498
yfw during last year's first F4 race she had a sticker with "sex is the breakfast of champions" on her car. i've also heard from a guy that raced karts with her that there are nudes of her
>>74408489
>>74407448
>believing the weeb propaganda
if there were no segment this wouldn't have happened because they wouldnt be as bunched up :^)
>>74408558
Kurt will be ok. Time for the 41 win. digitis confirm
>DJ
>aloominum
>>74408607
>>74408580
faggots
>>74408593
Then seek them out and post them in the new thread!
jr should have been able to avoid that wreck.
there was plenty of room on the inside.
>>74408489
No
Rotaries were already being phased out of the WSC along with turbos and anything else fun when the 787B politicked its way into relevance. 1992 WSC only had like 10 cars then died so old style cars (read: rotaries) were still eligible at Le Mans through 1994. Mazda chose to race their 3.5L car because it was shitloads faster.
NASCAR sucks now
>>74407595
Ayy Daytona here. Saw the jets fly over my house