Race Coverage: 2:00 p.m. on FOX
Start Command: 2:20 p.m. (approx.)
Green Flag: 2:31 p.m.
Format: 200-lap/500-mile, three-segment race. Competition cautions on Laps 60 and 120 will separate the segments.
Forecast: 67°, 48% humidity, 0% chance of rain
Presentation of colors: TBA
Invocation: Pastor Ronnie Barton, First Baptist Church of South Daytona
National Anthem: Jordin Sparks
Flyover: U.S. Air Force Thunderbirds (F-16 Fighting Falcons)
Grand Marshall/Command to start engines: Owen Wilson, voice of Lightning McQueen
Honorary Starter: LaDainian Tomlinson, star NFL running back
Honorary Pace Car driver: Jeff Gordon, co-owner of the #48, driven by 7-time MENCS Champion Jimmie Johnson
Lineup:
Row 1: #24 Chase Elliott - #88 Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Row 2: #1 Jamie McMurray - #11 Denny Hamlin
Row 3: #4 Kevin Harvick - #14 Clint Bowyer
Row 4: #2 Brad Keselowski - #41 Kurt Busch
Row 5: #20 Matt Kenseth - #47 A. J. Allmendinger
Row 6: #6 Trevor Bayne - #3 Austin Dillon
Row 7: #78 Martin Truex Jr. - #10 Danica Patrick
Row 8: #43 Aric Almirola - #31 Ryan Newman
Row 9: #22 Joey Logano - #42 Kyle Larson
Row 10: #72 Cole Whitt - #13 Ty Dillon
Row 11: #19 Daniel Suarez - #38 David Regan
Row 12: #18 Kyle Busch - #95 Michael McDowell
Row 13: #17 Ricky Stenhouse Jr. - #48 Jimmie Johnson
Row 14: #32 Matt DiBenedetto - #5 Kasey Kahne
Row 15: #34 Landon Cassill - #96 D. J. Kennington
Row 16: #37 Chris Buescher - #15 Michael Waltrip
Row 17: #23 Joey Gase - #33 Jeffrey Earnhardt
Row 18: #83 Corey LaJoie - #77 Erik Jones
Row 19: #27 Paul Menard - #21 Ryan Blaney
Row 20: #75 Brendan Gaughan - #7 Elliott Sadler
DNQ: #51 Timmy Hill - #55 Reed Sorenson
To the back:
Truex Jr., Allmendinger, Buescher (failed inspections)
Johnson, Menard, Blaney (backup cars)
After chaos in the Trucks and Xfinity Series, NASCAR’s best attempt to conduct a segmented race in a competent manner. Also, the return of Dale Jr. and the alleged last race for Mikey Waltrip.
>>74402803
Dubs is race winner
Loljimmiewins
dubs and Edwards wins
>>74402824
So does Chase Elliot win or does Jeff Gordon just decide to say fuck it and run away from everyone with a non-restricted pace car
>>74402824
>24
He might actually win
FUCK TRUMP
>>74402842
>tfw that's the
>>74402850
A
>>74402803
Where was here when Pablo tried to burn down the track?
>>74402803
Who's /NASCAR Thunder 2004/ here?
>tfw have to go to work in 30 minutes
>>74402842
lol I miss the cunt even though was never a fan of him. Anyone got a good stream link?
>>74402959
Im just using foxsportsgo but try these
http://livetv.sx/enx/
http://ifirstrowus.eu/sport/motosport.html
>thread is already dead
>>74402928
2002 was my favorite. 2003 was good too. Come to think of it, I dont think i've ever played 2004. Then the following year it turned to Chase For The Cup right? I actually miss EA making NASCAR games
>>74402803
All right boys. Pull those seat belts tight one more time!
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_zAxPqKa8Y
who /ragsinabox/
>15 pace laps so we can promote the race!
IT'S HAPPENING
BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY
Why the fuck is Michael Waltrip even in this? What is his endgame?
STREAMS STREAMS STREAMS
http://www.stream2watch.cc/streams/23481/52811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVoDLFjIwUU
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/USesfma6sgG
acestream://2079008ddb5e0e7b45b848bf5dda63d6b600b90b
http://zoofalmily.net/
BOOGITYBOOGITYBOOGITY
[Big Juan Intensifies]
>keep removing seats
>sellout crowd
>>74403015
hahah alright thanks man. I'll try them out.
>>74403059
To wreck half the field one last time
GO DJ. CANADA PRIDE WORLD WIDE!
rolling for first caution
>let's go racing boys
DANICA BTFO
>>74403059
>waltrip will never take out all the top teams in one wreck again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAOQai7TdSo
Reminder that no one will have a season as good as Gordon did in 1998.
le cant pass the leader race
Green for crt
>>74403088
oh boy Chevy already on the phone because JR fucked up again and nobody stayed with him
>>74402803
Wtf where are the back grandstands? Those poor people partied the best
>>74403107
why?
I thought I was the last man on earth to retire his CRT television a few months ago
>>74402959
ace 2079008ddb5e0e7b45b848bf5dda63d6b600b90b
>Lap5
>3 wide
Rolling for random engine failure in first 20 laps
>>74402803
Joooonya dead
IT GETS HOTTER THAN A HOOCHIE COOCHIE
>>74403146
I still have a CRT but I'm watching online.
>>74403062
ahhh shit thanks buddy. you're the best.
>>74403146
I have the other TV's, but I've just always had the CRT in my room, but I don't watch TV much
who /hungover/ here?
>stage 1
pls explain.
what?? I thought nascar specifically said daytona would be the only race not to use the stages
Gimme in 40th place
Busch needs to stop bitching
>>74402803
Is the 500 ever ran under the lights at nighttime?
>>74403197
Cautions at Laps 60 and 120 with points awarded to top 10 at end of those laps
>>74403146
I have a CRT that I only use for Duck Hunt.
>stages
why?
>>74403223
Coke zero 400
Great racing so far!
>monster cup
>stages
How did Joonyear emerge from the suckhole into 4th?
>>74403235
Gotta gimmick
>>74403235
participation points
>>74403095
>>74403095
fuck I miss those days. Look at all the great names there. I was JeffBurton growing up and my sister was a 24 fan.
>>74403237
>500
It was a time or two about 5 years ago. But didn't feel the same. This is a daytime race
Is this THE Daytona 500?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_zAxPqKa8Y
BLANEY ABOUT TO BLAST
>>74403223
If rain, 2012 and 2014 for example
DAYTONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNA
LET'S GO AWAY
[spoiler]let's go away now[/spoiler]
>>74403273
Nope Trump addresses Congress and we're live from dc
>tfw no good premier live stream
>>74403240
Even your cablebox is a decade out of date.
>>74403245
He got help from Logano and Kenseth. People want to help Jr. Anyone else will fall to the back.
>>74403273
>Is this THE Daytona 500?
No
It's the Daytona 150 + Daytona 150 + Daytona 200
any streams with coverage during commercials?
>>74403278
Ah fuck, you beat me to it.
Hivemind baka desu
Who here comfy?
Anyone have the race thread check list?? Pls respond
[x]
>>74403273
nope its the other one
>>74403245
Managed to find a hole behind lelgano and drafted back up.
Chevy Racing is probably autistic screeching right now since it seems like everyone's ignored their driver and team meeting instructions. McFlurry don't give a shit.
>>74403240
dumb boomer
>>74403210
I never knew about these stages till yesterday. Dont really follow anymore but still love the Daytona 500 and try to watch it. You can already tell it's gonna turn fans off. I dont like the chase and I dont like these new rules.
>Logonzo tire issue
>>74403306
kevin harvick is the biggest cuck in nascar
>lelgano
>>74403044
Always
Haha. Loser
>>74403336
Three-Seven Speedway
Dinosaur Canyon
Sea-Side Street Galaxy
Might be a few more, I don't know.
>>74403354
Pottery
>logoner
>>74403331
sure
Who's /tangoracing/ here?
>nascar drive now works on phones
noice
>JOEY LEGOLO DIES
WHAT DOES HE MEAN
LETS GO KYLE BUSCH
RIP LELGONZO
>>74402880
I was. I love JPM.
>>74403306
Nice
>Lelnogo
>Gonna compete in the biggest race of the year better not worry about making sure the tires are on my fucking car
LOGONZO ABOUT TO BE TRAMPLED
>Joey Lasagna
If suarez wins i post pics of my thicc sister
>>74403400
Juan is just driving one race this year the Indy 500?
>tfw no Biffle
>>74403404
kek
>I'm so good I can win on 3 tires
MAKEM CRSSH LEGOLAS
Stage 1? What the fuck are they talking about? Did I miss something?
>LOLGANO a whole 10 mph slower
mexicoooo lmao
>>74403306
wow this guy could get away with murder
>>74403379
Can you listen in to drivers convo?
>team toyota pit strategy
TOYOTA SODUKO
Glorious.
>>74403444
we rally now.
>>74403379
What app texas bro
[TOYOTA RIGGING INTENSIFIES]
>>74403444
It's the Daytona 150 + Daytona 150 + Daytona 200 this year
>sunoco race fuel
branding reeeeeeeeeeee
>MEXICO
>MEXICO
>MEXICO
>>74403444
after 60 laps they get big boy points and caution before stage 2
Fucking lel he just popped up on the track like it's no big deal
>mexican intellectuals
>mexican intellectuals
>toyota in charge of anything
>TOYOTA
>Suarez
>Jones pulling a Kevin Lepage
Who would have ever thought we'd see the day where Harv went out of his way to help out Logano?
>>74403416
That's it, I'm rooting for #19
>gets penalized
FUCK THIS SPIC!
>>74403464
-brain france hand rubbing intensifies-
>Toyota
In charge of fuel mileage
LEARN HOW TO DRIVE
WE CAN TAKE 'EM
>JOANS merging directly into traffic
What did he meme by this?
>>74403496
DELET THIS!!!!!
>>74403466
jesus christ.
why
>>74403473
as a kid i always confused pokono and sunoco
JGR on suicide watch
When did Gordon retire
>[Stage Racing Shilling Intensifies]
I remember one time I hauled a bag full of scanners to one of these things. Fun time. Though really they don't say much
>>74403498
only did it because it helped him get by mcmurray
>Tfw too smart for toyota
>>74403518
Do you mean Pocono?
>>74403528
And they're both Fords now. Harv worked with the Penske boys in the clash too.
mike joy not even trying hide his blatant segment race shilling
>Kekseth
>The shitty of Toyota
How many people forgot to tighten their tires?
What's next, someone forgot to put a full tank of fuel?
Good strategy by logano if the caution comes out he's the lucky dog and is then in 1st place
>>74403515
because Brian France and Monster
that's why
>Toyota in charge of the strategy
>toyota in charge of motorsport
>>74403520
End of 2015, but he drove a bunch last year while Jr. was out.
who /chase/ here
>>74403559
whoopsie ;)
>>74403543
yeah, spelling it with a k helps me remember
>>74402928
Yo. Playing that shit with my dad and all of the fantasy circuits were great.
>>74403572
STOP
>>74403572
REEEEEEEEEEE
Someone give me a rundown of Ford Chevy and Toyota
>>74403572
F-fuck sempai. That isn't fair to post.
Tiny Lund was a big guy
>>74403581
"I tossed five bucks in the tank. Should last until the stage is over."
>>74403572
DELET THIS
All you need to do is survive the first 400 miles. This pitting drama is unnecessary hype manufactured by nascar.
I personally would pit out of sequence in an effort to avoid the big one. Logano is in the perfect spot.
looks like Carl made the right call
>>74403572
lyl
>>74403572
delete this nephew
>>74403603
4 U.
>>74403603
>603 ▶
>Tiny Lund was a big guy
....for you.
>>74403572
Why doesn't Logano just wreck Chase and cause a caution
>>74403572
Fuck yes, happiest moment of my life right there, will never forget /o/ and reddit tears. Fuck toyota fuck japan.
>>74402928
>tfw Daytona USA on the Sega Saturn
BLUE OVAL STRONG!!!
>>74403027
2003 was great. I played '04'05. I don't think I played '02 though
>>74403663
>K-A
Oh yeah, that's the good stuff
Are the Toyotas /our guys/?
>>74402928
2005 best year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4IaKfmpBfA
>>74403656
Go get fucked by your shitty economy veneshitonyourabuela
who #51 here?
>>74403596
Chevrolet are the main manufacturer on sheer numbers, but Ford has finally gotten their shit together and are credible and Toyota have meme strategies.
>>74402928
Papyrus NR2003 tyvm
>>74403656
yeah we needed another VAGwinslol
>>74403718
How drunk is everyone? Any fights break out yet?
>>74403693
Yes
FUCK LAWS AND BORDERS AND SHIT
Based Harvick exploiting LuLzgano ....
>>74403715
HIT THE PACE CAR?!
muh spics
>>74403663
Only poor kids had Segas
>>74403718
Give me a quick rundown
>LaJoie
>commercial caution
http://www.sbnation.com/nascar/2017/2/26/14744116/2017-daytona-500-nascar-ceo-brian-france-drivers-meeting-warning-blocking
Brian France wants you to know he's a Rl shitposter
>>74403572
what happened here?
Precursor of his impending death?
>>74403696
Deadddd
>Leljoy
>>74403706
Keep crying bitch nigga
>>74403726
I dont like audi or porshit either but i hate toyota more so
>All this Curling based shilling on Canadian TV
Fucking hell Canada.
Crashing like total spastic. Bold strategy, let's see how it pays off for him.
Toyota
I think Corey Lajoie may actually be retarded. He should not be in this race. He's a risk to everyone else.
ARCA BRAKES
>le joy
>>74403784
He's about to go out in an unsafely repaired car.
Kek has willed it.
How the fuck has Corey Lajoie been racing all week? He's been in like every race, right?
>COREY LAJOYRIDE
What the fuck oh god
Revenge for sorenson
Back out in 5 mins, spread debris everywhere, caution, back onto pit road, repeat to fade.
So it begins.
How is that not a caution? There's a ton of debris.
NVM live leaderboard is not updating properly.
NASCAR.com needs a good infrastructure/site reliability engineer. They should hire me.
>>74403801
>>74403808
The tradition of Mikey will continue with Corey
>>74403715
Here. I love how Ganassi ran those colors at Darlignton.
>Rookie
>Toyota
Hmmm
>>74403801
The Danica Patrick maneuver.
AHHAAHA KEK THAT WAS SO FUCKING STUPID
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>Born in North Carolina
>Didn't become a NASCAR driver
How did I fuck up this bad
>>74403833
There site is a fucking mess
Please send them your resume, get hired, and fix it
toyota pays BK racing and Premium to create cautions
>>74403858
You're not poor and stupid enough.
>>74403839
Lajoie is straight retarded though.
Is this her year /sp/?
>"no brakes"
Of all the dumbass rules NASCAR has implemented lately, the 5 minute repair shit has to be one of the worst.
>>74403857
Please refrain from posts like this.
>>74403878
nice meme. you have to be a kid with a rich daddy to make it now
>>74403797
>shiling for curling
>in Canada
Curling is the 2nd most popular sport here after hockey mate.
>>74403892
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Why is there a Sunoco sign at turn one of every track?
>NigMac
>>74403892
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmnm??????
>>74403907
Rly makes you think
>>74403902
>he hasn't seen South Park
should just kill yourself desu
>>74403858
Your parents didn't buy you a kart when you were 4.
>>74403911
CAPITALISM
IF YOU DINT LIKE IT GET OUT
>>74403926
god dammit adolf
>>74403890
5 mins is just not enough time to even wipe your ass after a crash
>>74403884
IF YOU STOP, I'M GETTIN THE FUCK UP
>>74403905
And yet we still beat you at it.
>>74403905
lol
>>74403892
It stretches the page like two inches you sperg.
>>74403890
100%
Just asking for debris cautions
>>74403911
>76*
>>74403892
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?
>>74403934
>southpark
>2017
stay on /o/ you piece of shit
>>74403911
Advertising. Also, Sunoco pay a premium to be the "Official Fuel Supplier" of NASCAR, so of course they would want signage at tracks.
>>74403951
You did?
You mean like back in 1924?
>>74403934
>>>/ovg/
krut speeding
>>74403975
How much ethanol does your fuel usually contain?
>>74403911
Because Sunoco pays big money to be the Official Fuel of NASCAR.
Corey LaJoie was not paid a salary to race in the Daytona 500.
He literally did it >for free
>>74403882
>>74403882
Haas fords are looking fast. Which is a good sign the rest of the year. This race is typically an indicator of whose engines are gonna be good for the first half of the year.
KYLE BUSCH GONNA WIN BOYS
>>74403972
that episode is from 2010 you sperg
desu Fox Sports really got its act together
>>74403982
2002
>>74404073
I would do it myself 2bh
>>74404107
>southpark
>2010
>>74404073
No, he paid for the ride
>>74404107
Why aren't you racing Porsche cup?
>>74404073
lol but i would too.I( just would have learned how to enter the pits at an appropriate speed before the race though.
>>74404037
I live in Commiefornia, so none at all actually.
I can't say the same for /mindycar/ fags though.
inb4 Lajoie loses a tire because of a rushed repair job and causes The Big One.
>Worried bout his brakes
dat banter
>>74404037
Regular fuel? Between none and 10% depending on location.
Krut noooooo!!!
How much money could I save on gas if those companies didn't spend a gorillion dollars on advertising?
It's not like they need advertise at this point. People need to buy it anyway. I like my local Marathon so I always go there.
>this blantant rigging against toyota
I dont think this semon slurping sport is for me, lads.
WALTRIP IS IN THE TOP 30
David Ragan in the top 10. How will he fuck this up?
>>74404197
kurt's old number
post about kurt
like pottery
>>74404207
They want you buying Sunoco, not marathon
>>74404220
Fuck Toyota
>responding to faggots from /o/
ishygddt
>>74404207
Are people even affected by gas advertising? I just get gas wherever is most convenient at the time.
>>74404184
Lajoie's purpose in this race is to be the caution clock.
>>74404226
YESS imagine if he won. make nascar great again
>>74404242
I get gas from the same gas station
they have cold beer on the way home
its a circle K. I have no idea what brand of gas they are even selling
>yfw Jeff Earnhardt wins
WTF is K-Love and how does it/do they have enough money to sponsor a NASCAR Cup Car?
>>74404220
Chevy & Ford caught Toyota napping. No fixing going on outside of Ford focusing on Stewart-Haas instead of the shanty-town of Rush Racing.
>>74404242
gas man? how the hell they know I got gas
Why is Truex just now good this late in his career?
based cheatyota
WEEEEEW LADS
Where is Casey Mears? Free agent? I bet he could take Sadler's job if Sadler ever retires.
>>74404347
Christian music radio or some junk
GO BLANEY!!!!!
Here comes the Toyota/Gibbs rape train
>>74404347
K-Love is a Christian music radio station
They have money to sponsor NASCAR because God wills it
TROOOOX
FUCK TOYOTA AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
>>74404347
some christian radio thing and it probably doesn't cost that much to sponsor a small team
>>74404364
>mwr
>>74404125
Oh, that one time at the winter games.
That was Scotland though.
>truex
>>74404373
Free agent this year because Childress bought out the #13 for Ty Dillon.
So what happens after the segment? Obviosuly there's no victory lane, but what exactly? Does the winner give a celebratory cheer over the radio, or does everyone just ignore it? This is going to be stupid
>nascar so seething at ToyotGODS they give kenseth flat tires
TROOOOOXX say bye bye!
BLANEEEEEEEEEEEY
>40 laps in
>Kenseth already a lap down
Why do I even bother anymore, /sp/?
BLANEYYYYYYY
>Not being a Wood Bros/Blaney fan
>troox
>muh suh draf
>>74404347
Jesus money
>>74404400
at least do a tiny bit of research and realize the one non white is in a toyota before you make a shit tier b8 shitpost
IS BLANEY OUR GUY
>Alex Bowman STILL doesn't have a ride
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK THIS
>>74404377
>>74404386
>>74404401
Thanks sempaichi
>>74404533
no, Kurt's /ourguy/
>>74404540
Literal whom?
>>74404447
I thought the Toyotas were OP. What's going on with Kenseth, Truex and Hamlin?
>>74404420
He gets a bonus point and extra tv time for his sponsor. That's it.
>>74404558
>tfw no more Juan
>check leaderboard
>no carl edwards
>near the end of "stage 1"
>drivers are getting more aggressive
>still 2 to go
Maybe this isnt such a bad thing after all
>>74404540
hendrick needs to just fire kahne already
>>74404540
#5 or #88 next year famalam
Water cooler dale
WATER
COOLER
DALE
>>74404590
Pls last lap big one
water
cooler
dale
>>74404366
such a spitting image of his old man. Anyone give me a basic gestalt of his relationship with jr?
also, the commercial on the TSN feed showing great moments at the 500 is nice. I remember attending the the 500 the year Newman had that huge flip. Man I miss old NASCAR
>>74404588
Don't worry I have a whole folder which I will be deploying throughout the race.
Has there ever been an openly homosexual driver?
>>74404447
He's playing it safe. Good strategy. Wait until after Lajoie wrecks half the field.
pls win water cooler dale
>>74404591
He should become a trap and join the grid girls
BLANEY!!!!!!!!!!
>>74404620
Kurt busch
>>74404620
Jeff Gordon
>LOL AT COCA-COLA CENSORING DANICA'S SPONSORING~
BASED BLANEY
>>74404540
>Joey Gase and Gray Gaulding have rides
>Bowman doesn't
>>74404400
lol nice digits
>>74404620
Micheal Waltrip
dadgum
>RAYGUN
>Raygun
>>74404620
richard petty
>RAY GUN
>>74403816
Look up the joie of seating. That's how. He sucks dick
>>74404347
probably because there is no ROI in nascar, cheap billboards anyone can afford?
>>74404620
Jamie McMurray
Ouch
>Ray Gunn
Now who will push Castle to victory?
>>74404611
>gestalt
Was that some kind of bait? Why would you use a Germanism?
>>74404629
you shut your whore mouth
>>74404620
kyle petty
>RAYGAN
>>74404625
I'd jack off to that
KYLE BUSCH WINNING IT BOYS
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
>>74404620
No. The sponsors won't let any open minorities in NASCAR. Suarez got the job because he's white.
>female lead engineer
mechanical failure incoming
>female engineer
>>74404620
Dale Jr
OK someone already asked who you root for. Who do you root AGAINST?
I hate Danica, she's a clueless whiner. I also do not like David Ragan. I used to dislike Ryan Newman but that has kind of faded.
>Gay run
>jew nose
>car hits the wall with nobody coming behind
caution comes out in a picosecond
>Ragan hits wall will out front slowing down in a huge pack
Better let this one play out lads.
NASCAR, a shining beacon of consistency
>Busch cutting him off
Busch needs an accident
>>74404717
Kryle is really the only one
>inb4 the 21 suddenly explodes
>>74404620
Matt Dibenedetto
>>74404229
I spoke too soon
>shithouse
>>74404620
>>74404649
>only 1 person said DW
#notmy/turnleft/
>>74404717
rooting against danica is wasted effort because she's never close enough to doing well
for me it is keselowski and logano and newman
>>74404733
There was no debris from Ragan's impact, though.
>>74404717
danicas radio is funny though
>Steakhouse
>>74404449
I liked when Rudd drove the #21
>steakhouse
>dicky steakhouse
>>74404717
I don't like troox
>>74404717
Horsefaceelowski.
Hurrvick.
hamlel
kryle
patrick
dillon shits
>>74402803
who the fuck is this blaney nigger? go busch
>>74404756
That hasn't stopped them for 15 years throwing invisibris
JR IS IN THIRD
>>74404717
Any JGR/JGR affiliated car
Any Penske car
Dale Jr
Jimmie Johnson
Harvcuck
Danicles
Any Dillon
Wife beating Krut
the ganassi cars
start and park cars
Michael Waltrip
Aw shit there goes LaJoie hahaha
>>74404776
neck yourself you stupid braindead dipshit retard hick
>>74404717
I cant wait for her to wreck again. Its no wonder she isnt sponsored by an insurance agency
>>74404751
Wrong Waltrip.
>Wrecky Shithouse
>>74404776
this
>>74404787
get worked kek
STOP FUCKING SHILLING SEGMENT RACING
>hurr durr they want 1 point!
Jimmie and Harvick could sit out the first 5 races, then come back and win any cookiecutter and be locked in to the chase.
So they aren't allowed to pit between stages?
>Toyota
MUH STAGES
MUH NEW FLAG
>>74404717
I actively root against:
Logano
Hamlin
Kahne
Johnson
Edwards (RIP)
Is Erik Jones gonna wipe the field out when he leaves this time
>>74404782
>>74404774
Oh yeah I hate the Dillons too, thanks for reminding me.
KY BUSH WITH THE STaGE ONE WIN SUCK IT fGGTS SEASONS OVER
>>74404814
Next year we're going to have an A final like the good old dirt track days boyyeee
>truex pit stops
Some things never change
>>74404827
Do you pit after every race down akina?
>>74404787
>neck yourself
>get worked kek
spicy shill
I wouldn't mind all this smegment faggotry if the dropped the chase.
Is it a good idea to put yourself one lap down before the end of the segment? Maybe Truex is going back to hang out with Kenseth.
>>74404717
'Dinger
The Dillons
Keslowski
Logano
Hamlin
Jimmie Johnson
Stenhouse
Danica
>>74404827
They're allowed, but if you pit early, you'll in front of those that pit at the break.
Do they give out the lucky dog during the end-of-stage cautions?
>Kylewinslol
>>74404877
That's a great question. I'd like to know the answer, too.
DANICA HAS POINTS
DANICA 10TH
Stage One:End
>Danica Patrick in the top 10
Busch is gonna win every stage
>>74404717
Start and park teams. Even people like Danica and Kryle are still out there racing. If you show up to not make and attempt then fuck off. I see this at my local dirt tracks and it's stupid. Everyone else in the pits are laughing at you.
>>74404875
unless you fuck up in the pits and lose a lap
>McDowell 11th
Would've been cool to see him get some points. Dude is a pro.
>Toyota slapping the rest of the field as usual
All is still well.
absolutely pointless
anyone mind giving me a quick tip on how to learn to enjoy this?
I have never really watched a race and feel like I don't really understand it
>>74404877
yes
D A N I C A
>Kryle
No
>DANICA WITH POINTS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74404848
I wish the segments were heats to weed out the shitty teams.
Kyle wins lol
Danica up to tenth (10th)!!!!
>>74404948
N I G G E R
Jimmie Johnson is going to win isn't he
Lmao
>>74404941
Pick a favorite driver and root for them
>toyota wins a rigged race
Did not see that one coming
>>74402803
Okay well let's see how these meme stages go
DANICA LEARNING SHOWING SIGNS OF FRUITION
WE OUT HERE
>tfw favorite driver retired so I can finally root for Jimmie
feels good
>>74404877
I honestly have no idea. The commentators keep repeating the same shit about the segments and they're not really explaining the finer details of the rules.
fuck these stages. They are just asking for lower attendance and tv ratings. NASCAR needs to made great again. How much you wanna bet Jimmie J wins the championship?
>our year
Those little intakes on the Toyota are giving them some downforce, I swear
What's wrong, /sp/?
Afraid he'll fuck your bitch
>>74404953
Technically she was 12th in points after the duel races
>One Finger
>>74404934
agree man. I wanna see him win a race
>>74405011
That nigger can drive!
>>74405017
ISIS are Jamie McMurray fans?
>Daytona 500 Sponsored by Toyota
>Toyota winning
Really boggles the noggin
HEKTIK HABIB
>>74405017
>en finger
Holy shit, Kentucky Speedway celebrates the design flaw in turn 3 that causes cars to crash. D ovals are stupid.
>>74404877
I don't think so.
>danica
>1 point
>Strategy position execute
>spe
>/sp/
who /supereurobeat/ here?
>>74405051
>The phone call that saved NASCAR
>bred
ahahahaahahahahaha
>>74405083
post em
>>74405063
>Causes cars to crash so it's bad.
I bet you hate the Corkscrew and Eau Rouge.
Thanks for this deep insight
I love how assblasted people are getting over the Monster girls.
>>74404975
most likely. jimmie johnson is what killed NASCAR for me. NASCAR will never be able to replicate the excitement and the culture of the sport circa the 90s and early 2000's. Ever since it has been in constant decline.
>>74405011
That is one ugly motherfucker, even uglier than Sebastian Vettel. Baffling!
>>74405126
>objectifying womyn in the current year
>>74404990
well desu JJ is the GOAT so
>built in caution laps
disgusting
If anyone thinks this segment shit is anything other than an opportunity for more commercials, you're an idiot.
Autism speeding penalty
>Muh Toyota
Kyle makes me want to punch him
>Larson suprise attack on pit road for P1
>Autism
>>74405127
I bet you hate Tom Brady too. Typical Canadian hates greatness.
>>74404717
Johnson because he wins too much. Hamlin because I'm not sure why.
I thought they said you coulnd't pit between segments?
>>74405127
>hating the GOAT
>Gimmie p6
>>74405110
Tough track elements are fine on a road course. Illogical on an oval.
>>74405126
I noticed some muscles on their navels. I wonder if they lift?
>>74405146
Just wait towards the end of the season when all those niggers are going to NEED those points to make the chase. shit's going to be crazy.
>>74405127
all racing has been pretty stagnant to be fair. F1 is boring, indycar blows, etc. cars are just too good these days that it's not as exciting if that makes sense. Oddly enough watching ameteur series is more exciting for me (e.g SCCA spec miata)
Rally is exciting but it's not wheel to wheel racing.
how does he keep getting away with it?
>negro McDonald's commercial
Despicable
>>74405063
Would you rather they advertise by saying they fell for a meme, built the track wrong, and don't have the money to fix it?
>niggers
>>74405222
>>74405224
/pol/ pls leave
>>74405217
>Indycar blows
Have you even been WATCHING?!
http://www.strawpoll.me/12424887
well?
>>74405139
The result of generations of inbreeding.
>>74405217
>indycar blows
Get the fuck out of here...the race at Texas last year was the best open wheel race of the year.
>>74405222
>>74405224
Fuck off
We like watching you crazy ass crackers nearly kill yourselves
>>74405209
Don't you just go the surgeon in Murrica?
This has been pretty good so far
lmao segments are strictly just for shilling
>>74405255
no, is it better now?
>>74405217
>indycar blows
t. someone who hasn't watched indycar
>>74404717
I can't stand Kyle Busch. Yeah, he's got a ton of talent, but he's such a little crybaby bitch when things aren't going his way. And I hate when people say he's changed because he really hasn't, he's the same immature asshole as he's always been.
>>74405257
>no option for gimmiewinslol
>>74405302
Penske wins lol
>the cycle
>>74405217
>Indycar blows
Nigga what? The racing has been great the last few years, especially on ovals.
>>74405316
the NEW kyle
>>74405323
a what?
How can we squeeze in more adverts?
How about segment racing!
But wont that give fewer green flag laps?
Ah fuck em.
Oooh yeah, let's "drive for the cycle". Force that fucking meme.
>ebaymotors pit box
>just a random pitbox against a fence in the grass behind some shit smelling RVs
>>74405344
Version 9.0
>>74405299
yes, spec shit or not the current chassis provides real good racing at most tracks (they really need to stop doing shitty street tracks though)
>8 laps wasted for no reason
Someone's gonna Kevin Lepage the field
>>74405320
More like Chevy wins lol. But that's going to change next year when they got retro-futuristic on the aerodynamics package.
>>74405209
Those Monster chicks look great. Fit women with big tits and model faces are pretty much ideal, right? I love it.
>>74405382
This
I took a break for a quick walk and find that the caution laps between stages are counted
>>74405319
>1)MSC
>>74405299
Yes. It's been pretty great since they introduced the new car in 2012. Manufacturer specific aero was a bit of a mistake, but its amazingly close and real racing.
Also, rally is SHIT now. SHIT.
The caution after the end of a stage takes too long.
>>74405382
this
If they are going to do segments, then the caution laps in between need to not count towards the race distance
>>74405382
Yeah if they are going to do segments they gotta tighten up the laps or stop counting laps until they start the next segment
>>74405382
these built in caution laps guarantee the time/speed records will never be broken
>>74405419
Yeah, it should be a 4 minutes max.
Inb4 high line Larson
>>74405379
Baltimore was pretty amusing when they were getting air off the rails.
>>74405451
That's like 1 caution lap at Daytona
>>74405412
Yeah, if they didn't have a double-points race at the end of the year Indycar would be pure KINO desu senpai.
>>74405454
they don't handle that way at this track
>>74405407
>MSC
[muffled radio noises]
SHIT YEAHR CRANK IT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
CRANK IT UP
R
A
N
K
I
T
U
P
>cucklin
CRANK IT UP
>crank it up
Oh wait, they're actually playing spotter radio. I like it now
>teams only get 5minutes to fix their cars
>but we can take 10 minutes to show commercials!
also >Harvickwinslol fuck I hate him
>Kenseth finally getting his shit together.
Finally
>>74405468
Then that's how long it should take.
Dont waste time on fucking ebay motor shit.
>>74405217
yes totally, I hear ya. I'm talking about culture as well. Gone are the days of the good ol boys and non politically correct sports. Obviously these young guns are good racers and such but their personalities don't match those of the earlier generations. This is an issue facing all sports.
>le dank memes
What the fuck I went to piss what happened to Larson
Nazi salute kid
And more toyota scheming
Is being a massive prick a requirement to drive for Joe Gibbs?
>>74405716
Took 2 tires for track position, then the tires fell off the cliff and he'said struggling.
Also, meme strategy from Gibbs.
FUCK
Shots fucking fired at Goodyear.
>>74406561
That's a fine
>Kyle's right, you know.
>Bill Elliott onscreen
>subtitle: 1988 Cup Series Champion
Thank you, fuck. I was preparing myself for them referring to all Cup series in history as the MENCS.
>1988 Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Champion!
I hope that shit has stopped for good
>>74407277
>Winston NASCAR Cup Champion
FUCK THESE NEW RULES!!!
I FUCKING HOPE DANICA WINS JUST TO PISS PEOPLE OFF.
gwan Krut
>Be playing counter strike
>Joonya ded
what happened?
>>74408363
Kyle Busch cut the right rear tire, spun, Dale got collected in it