what exactly does he do?

Lambrettas, nutmegs, flicks, dances, hairs

dabs

>>74402119
he makes scooters?

>>74402003
get injured in the world cup

>>74402003

make movies

>>74402003
Your mom.

the modern Cristiano
instead of getting better he'd rather hang out with Bieber and Serena and dance Balada Boa to improve his online appearance

>>74402277
difference is ronaldo works hard

Dive

Play well for his NT

>>74402003
Scores some open goal when it's 5-0

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Does enough to be MOTM as usual.

>>74402430
No, no, no. As a South American you're supposed to defend every player in Europe who originates from your country.

>>74402003
Get paid to watch Barcelona games on the pitch, scores some goals and give some assists once in a while

>>74402462
>WhoScored
I swear they make half of their shit up.

>>74402612
It matches with every other stats systems.

Let's thrown in some Neymar vs Messi stats of today's match:

>Key passes
Neymar 3-1 Messi
>Pass Accuracy
Neymar % 75 - 68.8 % Messi
>Dribbles
Neymar 10 -1 Messi
>Tackles
Neymar 3-1 Messi
>Disposessed
Neymar 3 - 4 Messi

Yep, that's Neymar been shit and Messi "carrying the team" again.

>>74402277
Difference is that Ronaldo actually scores.

>>74402668
Who scored the winning goal? You should be watching Niggerball if you love stats so much.

>>74402715
Does he? Haven't seen his name on any goalscoring lists this year

>>74402763
It was another >neymar does everything but messi scores a penalty or a tap in and gets all the credit despite been invisible during the whole match episode

just look at the stats, retard

>>74402277
>the modern Cristiano
fuck up juan, he's 10 levels below tsuu at the moment

and tsu is still working hard to improving himself instead of dancing like a teenager

>>74402715
>>74402815
Those flags. Oh boy..

>>74402342
>>74402715
YEAH PENALDOS HARD KEK

>>74402807
>look at this “““““one””””” game that neymar had ““““better”””” stats

Stick to shit flinging monkey

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>>74402861
Look at this whole season then, fucking retard.

How long until he retires to play cs go

>>74402972
not until cs go start to pay more than barcelona.

>>74402793
He's not doing it as often as previous years but he still do.

>>74402891
>Player statistics
Kek

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>>74403099
>squawka

>>74402891

Sanchez has twice as much goals, more assists and around the same key passes yet is worse than him?

>>74403068
Neymar is a player, not a team. You know that, right?

>>74403131
Are you saying stats are useless now? Doesn't that go agaisnt using whoscored

He drives

(down the wing)

>>74403207
I'm saying that squawka is useless. Learn2read, m8.

>>74402668
>Tackles

wat?

>>74403269
>Dribbles
>Key passes
>Pass Accuracy

wat?

ITT: hueniggers trying their best to defend Neymar because they have no one else to defend as a top player

Sorry lads, maybe you should look at the next 19 year old who has nice dribbling and scores goals in your meme league who will then move to Europe and become irrelevant by 25

Doves for penalties in the final ten minutes of games where Barcelona is down or tied. Because he is one off their poster boys, refs always award hm these penalties.

This is the objectively correct answer.

>>74403346
David Luiz is a top player

Remember when fifa was pushing their agenda to call him the next messi by constantly picking him over Suarez who was always better

>>74403346

Litterallly the best Barcelona player today and against PSG. You need a huge bias to say otherwise

>>74403399
7 - 1

>>74403346
it's one guy m9

ITT: chicanos trying their best to defend an absolute who because they have no one else to defend as a top player

Sorry lads, maybe you should look at the next 19 year old who has nice dribbling and scores goals in your meme league who will then move to Europe and become irrelevant by 25

>>74402668
>goals
Neymar 0-1 Messi

>>74403554
Does nothing but a tap in. Oh wait, is this Messi or Penaldo?

Friendly reminder Barca played 3-3-1-3 today, not 3-4-3.

>>74403649
>he doesn't know what a tap in is

>>74403399
'No'. He's the brazilian equivalent to Poobag. Average at best, but have a nice marketing share and weird hair.

>>74403436
>replying a retard illegal """immigrant"""

>>74403956
A metaphorically tap in but still a tap in.

>>74404194

Required good positioning. Of course Brazilinogs wouldnt understand.

See: Frank Lampard

>>74402003
he's probably the most fouled player in europe

He makes runs and draws fouls.