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>mouyes
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degay
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all the little deflections are running to ManUre. The goal is coming.
edit: goddamn Pogba is one ugly nigger
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Stream?
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Feel like killing myself lads
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>manure
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>poogba
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Kingard
Rashgod
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pogba is DABtastic!
rate my meme lads?
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>manure
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>mouyes
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>>74400403
>Spain doesn't have a second domestic trophy
>Germany doesn't
>Italy doesn't
>But England and France do for some reason
Why?
Don't you think this is part of the reason why nobody cares about the FA Cup anymore?
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Time to dab to victory lads
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>ManPOOshited
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>>74400429
just b yourself
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>>74400429
Go to the doc.
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>>74400422
w w w (dot) 247hd.info/hd1.php
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>Gabbiadini scored 5 goals in 3 games in PL
nice defenses you got there
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>>74400421
Damn right
Can't keep a straight face any time he goes near a contested foul, that mug was made to test his mother's faith
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lingard was fucking shit
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Please stop bullying United and enjoy the game.
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>>74400444
klass chebs
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>>74400403
>the state of mouyes
Another 4-0 is coming, just you wait.
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>>74400444
looks like my mates mum
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Wont be happy unless a United player gets sent off and Southampton win
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>>74400460
this isn't the PL mate
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>The most expensive team of all time
>Can't keep up with two reserve defenders and a Napoli reject
Hmmm...really makes my lobes tingle
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>>74400471
Why not both
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Did Man U substitute their left back with a red balloon?
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>>74400444
they should give a champions league place to FA cup winners
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>dabchester
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>>74400461
JUST
is that the alcoholics purple nose they always talk about?
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>poopchester customers
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r8 my gf lads
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>mouyes
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>>74400484
I wish, the balloon would be more useful.
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>>74400460
Rather have shitty defences than great ones.
The amount of Juve, Inter and AC games I used to watch that ended 1-0. 0-0, 1-1 drove me fucking insane.
Then the Italian national team did the exact same thing.
Good defences make football boring.
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>>74400455
Thanks lad
DirectTV a shit and cut out on me reboot is taking ages
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>>74400502
nice titties/10
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>>74400479
B-b-but Mouyes said we need another 2-3 signings!!!!
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>>74400502
I'd suck those titties
>>74400492
if you're an old man without a purple nose then you didn't drink enough
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>>74400502
My dick.
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here we go lads
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Someone needs to stamp on Herrera's head. Fucking spic nu-male cunt
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>>74400507
>i have adhd and need a gol every 3 minutes to keep attention
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Boufal is so lazy and so fucking stupid.
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>>74400502
Top knockers
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>>74400502
Needs more HRT
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>>74400460
JUBEWINSLOL
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>>74400479
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we've been shit. don't expect this win, y'all.
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>Taking off a striker on a hattrick
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>>74400538
Bloody hell mate calm down
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who here cheering for saints & /sp/ today?
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>inb4 long gets the winner
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>>74400502
average slag
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>>74400544
>goals are bad
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>Shane Long
That's it. We've lost.
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>>74400563
here
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>>74400502
meh she's alright
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>Someone needs to stamp on Herrera's head. Fucking spic nu-male cunt
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GIVE ALL OF YOUR POWER TO THE LEGENDARY DRAGON SHANE LONG!
\o/
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>>74400502
trap/10
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Would have had a hat-trick without that cheating linesman...
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>>74400553
delete this
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>replacing gabiadini
why?
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Based Shlong winner incoming
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BENULTY
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>>74400578
twisted his melon
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are the shareholders reconsidering their investment now that the bottom has fallen out of the market?
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What happens if the match ends a draw?
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>>74400502
got any more of her lad?
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>>74400444
Myleene needs big white cock desu
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Paying that much money for Pogba smells like money laundering.
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I don't rate Ibrahimovic
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>>74400590
gay orgy
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>>74400573
/o\
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holy shit where the fuck are manure players on the attack
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exactly. time to step up the pressure now United. time to score the winner
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>gabbiadini out
easy win for mouyes
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>bringing on Pooney to salvage the game
>the state of >mouyes
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>>74400590
they split the cup
each team gets the cup every other day, or if the managers agree, they cut the cup and each club takes half home
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thread moving so at an average speed no one will know i'm a customer
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fucking hell forster, he really is shit and fucks up everything he does. it's like he has money on manure to win this...
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RPPNEY spotted
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>>74400590
both teams get a point
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hairlets on suicide watch
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>>74400590
both teams are rewarded the patrician result trophy
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Rooney's coming on. Shits about to get real.
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We must be the worst corner takers in Europe
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Gabbiadini would have hit that
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What a cross
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Absolute shamble
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>zzzzzzzzzzzzzlatan
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>shit going on
>nah, let's look at shrek failing to understand simple instructions
the absolute state of sky cameramen
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>>74400601
litterally the best player on defense
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apologize to rppney now, he's scoring a winner
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Fuck me remember Rushford? Textbook half season Wonder
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you just know manure will win this, so fucking boring and predictable
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APOLOGIZE
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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APOLOGIZE
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ABU here. Just slit my wrist
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ABUs BFTO
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>its a bad guys win episode
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>>74400590
coin toss
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fucking Zlatan
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>>74400601
this guy
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DARE TO FUCKING ZLATAN!
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>The city of ABUs
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APOLOGIZE
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offside
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AHAHAHGHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHABHAHAHAH AH* JMHG<>A<bjvkh>aGLHIJKY Asjklh
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APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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>>74400590
Customers get 20% of the price on the ticket and game scarf back.
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IBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>74400654
>>74400656
>>74400662
Know your place
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APOLOGISE
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>winning a milk cup is like winning the CL to manure customers
Sad!
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK
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GET FUCKED ABUS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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FUCKING
NO
NO
ONONONON
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>>74400611
That's how you do it.
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IN DIRE NEED OF AN APOLOGIZE THREAD
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>dominated by southampton
>a-a-apologize
no
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Fuck it. This semen slurping sport doesn't suit me.
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ABU here. Does Google maps show the tallest buildings in your nearby area?
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>>74400673
ENJOY GETTING SHOT
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piss off, all from a fucking deflection from southampton player and it was offside too. and there was a southampton penalty before that. and the offside goal. it's all fixed, what's the point in watching this cunt sport anymore
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YES YES YES YES YES
FCKING
HESSS
YESYES
YESSSSS
YESSSSRHEHEBSNS
MY FUCKING RENT
YEAAAASSSSSSAAAAAASSSS STUCKING GET INNNN!!!
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>Manure getting bailed out by Zlatan
Every fucking time
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Joe Hart would have saved it.
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Defensive error desu.
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STATUS:
U N E X P O S E D
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shit
/asp/ are gonna win now too arent they
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not looking forward to the #daretozlatan and associated bullshit that's coming
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ABU??ABU WHERE ARE YOU??
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why didnt they just buy more ibras instead of le meme dab man
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>Rooney cucked
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>Bad guys win again episode
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, YOU ABU CUNTS YOU ABU CUNTS YOU ABU CUNTS YOU ABU CUNTS YOU ABU CUNTS YOU ABU CUNTS YOU ABU CUNTS YOU ABU CUNTS YOU ABU CUNTS YOU ABU CUNTS YOU ABU CUNTS YOU ABU CUNTS YOU ABU CUNTS YOU ABU CUNTS YOU ABU CUNTS YOU ABU CUNTS YOU ABU CUNTS YOU ABU CUNTS YOU ABU CUNTS YOU ABU CUNTS YOU ABU CUNTS YOU ABU CUNTS YOU ABU CUNTS YOU ABU CUNTS YOU ABU CUNTS YOU ABU CUNTS YOU ABU CUNTS
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there is no justice
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Anyone else eating pizza right now?
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>>74400694
Kys
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why do i watch this shit sport
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ABUs SEETHING
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>PSG gave Ibra for free to United
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
OOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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Dare I say...
ABUs BTFOBTFOBTFOBTFOBTFOBTFOBTFOBTFOBTFOBTFOBTFOBTFOBTFOBTFOBTFOBTFOBTFOBTFOBTFOBTFOBTFOBTFOBTFOBTFOBTFOBTFO
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3-3 I look forward to the extra time
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Ibra is the fucking GOAT
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>>74400712
Nicea pizza pie
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Holy shit!
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>>74400683
Now Fellaini
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united could runway with this
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THE CALL THAT WILL SAVE SOUTHHAMPTON
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ABU here. How do I tie a noose?
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>FELLAINI
MOURINHO YOU FOOL
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>FELLAINI
NO
DON'T YOU
FUCKING
DARE
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THE ITALIAN BEAST
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THE CALL THAT SAVED SOUTHAMPTON
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Honestly fuck Justice.
The God has spoken.
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>mfw I'm an ABU
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Fellaini to give away a pen.
Screencap this.
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> shares went up 7.2%
Good day to be a lifelong United supporter tbdesu
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>inb4 felony choke
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ABUKEKS
>ABUKEKS
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>Fellelni
but fucking why
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>>74400712
i have this in the oven, should be ready in like half an hour
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>>74400739
>ACTIVATE IT, SHANE
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>>74400673
>Implying this isn't the most coveted cup in any league now
Spic shut your face
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>>74400694
>Zlatan not part of the team
>Slovakia
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9 minutes of added time.
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>>74400733
>>74400720
>>74400708
>needing a refball to barely beat Southampton
>after spending 500 million pounds in four years
Apologized
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ABU here. How do I obtain a license to buy sharp cutlery?
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GODOFMANCHESTERGODOFMANCHESTERGODOFMANCHESTERGODOFMANCHESTERGODOFMANCHESTER
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>>74400760
They market isn't open yet
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DELET THIS THREAD RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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Apologize
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reminder that its 3-3
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GET IN HERE
>>74400764
>>74400764
>>74400764
SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN
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>>74400755
now what?
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What were Southampton thinking subbing out Giabbadini
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>>74400712
I sure hope you're gonna degrease that before eating it
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>>74400767
is that roadkill?
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>>74400774
just sneak one out of the bin m8
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ABUS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>74400679
>>74400679
>>74400679
Apologise everyone.
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>>74400770
Mouyes is a little clueless Zlatanbabby
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How can Zlatan be so good at 35? It's unexplainable.
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>>74400704
If you're talking about Jessie, he came up from the little lads
He's a domestic player
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>>74400783
Cant you read?
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time to watch /sp/eddit slip the winter cup
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>>74400773
Lads, he might honestly cut himself to death tonight!
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>>74400784
Beautiful country.
Saint Lucia sends her regards.
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>>74400771
Total fifa goal
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>celebrating a draw against portsmouth 2.0
yanited truly are a small club
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>>74400819
we can only hope...
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>>74400794
shoulder of lamb
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>>74400805
>hello darkness my old friend
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>>74400810
Being a big technical player will extend your career over relying on fading athleticism
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>>74400810
his qualities are his height and strength, which stay until 40s
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>those pakis all celebrating because they won the fucking milk cup
hahaha fucking hell
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>>74400460
epl is regenerating for average italian strikers who can't do shit in italy, only zaza managed to be even shittier than he was in serie a
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Who /smug/ here
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>Manchester is 35% white
but who really wins?
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>>74400773
Mind your step
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>>74400811
i was talking about pogba
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>ABUs right now
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>>74400819
>>74400826
Enjoy your League Cup!
Regards, FA
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big payday for these linesmen and referee for today
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>>74400842
There are way more examples of Italians or players from Italy flopping/underwhelming in England
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>>74400502
escort/10
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the state of abus right now lmao
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>>74400846
manchester is not 35% white
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>captcha: stretford road
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>>74400863
How hard are you >SEETHING
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>>74400863
wonder what cup size 2nd from right brother towelhead is
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So it begins
>o-o-only South Hampton
>m-milk cup
Jesus, ABUs are pathetic
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what do english people generally think about zlatan?
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Why do ABUs always lose?
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lmao Pogba is so based, telling that whit boi manlet to shsuh
hahahaha
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>no red
refball
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>>74400773
>Its le reffball
Nigger I'm from Tampa Florida, I've seen more reffball than any of you will in your lives
Hardly any reffball going on whatsoever which is surprising since it might have actually made the game a little less boring
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>pogba shhhhhing cedric
what an absolute faggot
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oh fuck off and get cancer referee
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We are such bastards.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
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SWEDEN IS THE MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY IN THE WORLD
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>Claude Poo-Well
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>>74400899
>SEETHING
>>
gay
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Memeing aside, has Zlatan been the best premier league acquisition this year?
Arguably Kante has been top for Chelsea but even they don't seem as reliant on him as Man U are on Zlatan
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Based Pogba telling that manlet to STFU
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APUs BTFO
P
U
s
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>>74400863
Wtf is England brown? Too risky to holiday there now
I'll go to Germany now :^)
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Drowning in ABU tears right now
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>>74400863
Will you use a knife or will you just take pills?>>74400863
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>>74400899
pathetic white boi ABU detected
lmao @ ur life
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ibra cost me 20 quid the sweaty greasy foreign cunt, bring english football back to the english
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>>74400889
He's an icon funny but slightly arrogant
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>>74400863
Kek. Feckin pakis!
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>>74400897
>Trust me, I'm American
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It's over
Based Zlatan does again
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Justice has been done. Despite a dirty display by Southampton they fought to rise to the top!
England all cheers for the champions!!! YES!!!
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>Man united have over taken Liverpool as the most successful English club in history in terms of total trophies won now
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Manchester is literally full of brown people
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HAHAHA YES
UNDESERVED BUT STILL WON
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>ABUs
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so when is the replay where the officials aren't paid off by the referee?
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ASS
BLASTED
UNITED
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>>74400895
That was for ABUs everywhere.
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Reminder that being an ABU is a mental illness, you can get fucked but first apologized.
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>>74400889
Love him. But I am a United fan.
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>>74400889
goat
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>>74400915
By no small margin either my buddy, he was free remember
>>
We got lucky tbf.
Southampton deserved to win.
Ah well, it's only the EFL Cup.
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>>74400915
Kante
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>>74400930
t. Nigel
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loving these abu tears
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FOR ALL THE ABUS FOR ALL THE ABUS FOR ALL THE ABUS FOR ALL THE ABUS FOR ALL THE ABUS FOR ALL THE ABUS FOR ALL THE ABUS FOR ALL THE ABUS FOR ALL THE ABUS FOR ALL THE ABUS FOR ALL THE ABUS FOR ALL THE ABUS FOR ALL THE ABUS FOR ALL THE ABUS FOR ALL THE ABUS FOR ALL THE ABUS FOR ALL THE ABUS FOR ALL THE ABUS FOR ALL THE ABUS FOR ALL THE ABUS FOR ALL THE ABUS FOR ALL THE ABUS FOR ALL THE ABUS FOR ALL THE ABUS FOR ALL THE ABUS FOR ALL THE ABUS FOR ALL THE ABUS FOR ALL THE ABUS FOR ALL THE ABUS FOR ALL THE ABUS FOR ALL THE ABUS FOR ALL THE ABUS FOR ALL THE ABUS FOR ALL THE ABUS FOR ALL THE ABUS FOR ALL THE ABUS FOR ALL THE ABUS FOR ALL THE ABUS FOR ALL THE ABUS FOR ALL THE ABUS FOR ALL THE ABUS
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at least >we have 1976
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Is Zlatan the greatest free transfer in history?
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>Zlatan injured
FUUUUUUCCCKKKK
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THE GOOD GUYS WIN AGAIN
GOD IS A MAN UTD SUPPORTER
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I LOVE ZLATAN LADS
BEST FREE TRANSFER OF ALL TIME
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>>74400876
yeah its more like 20%
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ABUs BTFO
MENTALLY ILL SLOVAKS BTFO
YOU
ARE
SO
FUCKING
MAD
RIGHT
NOW
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>a literal swedish immigrant
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>>74400930
Won me £170 m8 so it all evens out
>>
Lmao.
ABU how many throphies has your cuck boy club won this season?
UNITED HAS WON 2 hahahhahaha
>>
JUST imagine being that autistic slav today. JUST imagine it. Getting BTFO so hard.
United is the greatest team in the greatest league in the world.
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>2 weeks of literally no matches
>lose in the last 5 minutes of a match against the team that played in the past 4 days
Thanks for the show Southampton, but Zlatan needs trophies.
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>>74400945
>paid off by the referee?
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>Manure customers are actually celebrating winning a 3rd tier trophy
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I hate United but I've loved the Zlatan meme for a long time.
I also kind of like Mou's trolling, so this is a weird time for me to be an ABU.
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>>74400992
fuck off to your containment board
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>>74400989
Without your brilliant images we wouldn't have won. Thank you based anon.
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>YESSS, WE WON THE MILK CUP AFTER SPENDING 500 MILLION AND SITTING IN 6TH PLACE AND BENEFITING FROM ABOUT 10 REFEREE DECISIONS OUR CHINLESS WONDER TRANSFER NEGOTIATOR BUNGED THE OFFICIALS YESSSS
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>>74400963
>two off-side goals by Southampton, red card not given, dominated by United the whole game
>deserved to win
ABU worm detected
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>Alan Shearer saying "all of their experience" about a million times
give it a rest fella
>>
After Leicester winning the league last year, it's nice to have a real team winning trophies again.
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>Manchester United won two trophies this season
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>>74400994
t. referee
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>>74401002
>being this mad
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I honestly wouldn't mind seeing Southampton actually playing hard like this more often.
Great game.
>Captcha: Manolo
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>>74400863
Damn, there are only pakis in Bongland
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>>74401002
SEETHING
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>>74400857
We needed someone to offset Bailey's failure
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>>74401034
Wendy a cute.
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>>74401002
t. booty blasted ABU
pathetic
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>>74400806
they love each other, because they are alike.
that's 24. 2nd this 7 month stint. And counting.
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>>74401024
Don't lie mate, how SEETHING are you?
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Liverpool have now become truly irrelevant
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Puel should fucking kill himself. Taking off tadic was unnecessary, especially considering how lazy and selfish boufal has proven himself to be. But taking off gabbiadini when he doesnt look tired, is still pressuring the man u defence and is the key ro your attack.
Utter troglodyte.
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I'M THIRSTY. KEEP EM COMIN' CHECK EM'
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Told you he was going to destroy Southampton on his own, first post in first thread
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>>74400873
name me three of them
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Just give the trophy to Zlatan, he's the only one who really deserves it.
>>
Still the most successful club in England rest of PL are you even trying??
Where are your trophys?? Where are your trophys? Where the fucking hell are your trophys?? - New chant
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OH FUCK OFF YOU MANC CUNTS
>>
ABU here. Where do I go to SEETHE?
>>
There is no sweeter smell than that of boiled piss.
United win a trophy won by Birmingham and Swansea and everyone is seething. ABUs are just like SJWs, so easily triggered, and resentful of the success of others because of their own shortcomings.
Cannot wait until we win the Premier League and Champions League again.
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
All the salt in this thread
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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>Winning the EFL
Meh, at least it's better than the Charity Shield I guess. Today was mainly about not letting the ABUs win.
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>>74401038
they were more afraid of losing a final to a shit club than winning that stupid cup
>>
What does ABU mean?
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>>74401079
Love it!
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>>74401065
>liverpoop
>ever being relevant
The only reason anyone even knows about Liverpool is the first place is because of "muh 69", as well as literally every single phone scam being operated from there.
>>
Zlatan the God
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>>74401079
kys
the ref was clearly paid off. idiot. done with this shit every year.
>>
TWO TROPHYS
WHERE ARE YOUR TROPHYS REST OF THE PREMIER LEAUGE?
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>>74400999
How many English Football League cups have you won Straya?
>>
So who here is actually from Manchester and possess a M postcode?
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>>74400935
Better chance of me knowing what I'm talking about than a eastern euro with no sports leagues to speak of
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>>74400940
Their trophies are more important though.
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Why is he sad?
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>"Hahaha it's only the League Cup!"
>United win cup
>"FUCK OFF UNITED! I'M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW!"
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>>74401100
Aladdin's monkey.
>>
ABZs rekt my friend
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>>74401078
Valencia was pretty good too tbf.
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zlatan thinks he's a living god
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>>74401117
>a fucking leaf
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>>74401121
>tf
>tt
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Yoshida was a beast in this match. I can't believe I'm saying that about an Asian footballer.
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>>74401074
He played. He won. Those are the facts.
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>>74401125
cos he had to play against a shit team to win the trophy
>>
Just imagine being an ABU right now.
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>>74401124
Milk Cup is literally Liverpool's favourite trophy. They've won it more times than anyone else.
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>>74401100
Anyone but United
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>>74401138
Yet to see anyone prove him otherwise
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>>74400945
I don't think you understand just how Jewish the Glazer's are anon
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>>74401125
it's only the league cup
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>>74401138
PRAISE BE TO ZLATAN
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>tfw ABU but bigger ABLiverpool so don't really care enough about this mickey mouse cup to be SEETHING
feels pretty alright lads
>>
Served Southampton right for taking their best player off.
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>>74401081
SEETHING
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>>74401138
Because he is
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>>74401119
Man utd isn't based in Manchester.
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>>74401076
Cuadrado, Damian, Borini
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AAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Who won today? Portugal, Philippines or Slovakia?
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>>74401174
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>They bought you, I came for free
Bants
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>>74401002
>3rd tier
It's literally second best only to the championship
The FA got sold to the kebab so it's no longer a real cup
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>>74401111
How could the ref resist?
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>>74401174
But just think of all the stats which soton won on today.
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>>74401193
They're the same person
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Love watching this dumb board get blown out.
Man U forever.
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>>74401174
>"""his"""" team won
>he proceeds to sperg about some /sp/ poster instead of enjoying the """cup"""
Ayy
>>
>>74401192
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>
Sir Wayne Rooney
>>
>first Man Utd to win a trophy in his first season
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>>74401192
K
E
K
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>>74400895
Would like to see him sushing Slovakia
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>>74401232
you traumatized them tbqh, I know from experience because I did it to liverpool fans
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>>74401159
Liverpool have 8 major European trophies to Man Utd's 4. Plus 5 big ears versus 3.
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>I came
>That's special
>tfw when you will never be as alpha as Zlatan
I can't wait to use that on my bitch
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>>74401192
>Liverpool will never have more trophies than united ever again
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>>74401232
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>>74401167
>>
what will you do with the proceeds from your investment lads?
i might diversify my portfolio and become a part time man city customer on the side, you know, just in case
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>>74401192
>people will still argue that man u aren't the good guys
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Liverpool have 96 more dead fans than Man Utd too.
Truly the best at killing their own fans.
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>>74401254
Why are they so sensitive though?
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>>74401192
'''''''''''''''''major''''''''''''''''''''
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>two consecutive seasons with a major trophy
Are we, dare I say it, back?
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>>74401119
Urmston M41 reporting in.
>>74401178
Do people still autistically cling onto this meme to prove that United have nothing to do with Manchester?
Old Trafford is just outside the city centre. It has an M postcode. It has an 0161 number. Manchester city centre is "town" for people from Trafford. Plus they originally played in Newton Heath which is in Manchester.
Plus we have more fans in Manchester than city fans, but then that's obvious to anyone who has ever been here.
>>
Anyone else studying Zlatan to see how to be alpha?
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>>74401192
B A S E D
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>>74401280
The world.
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>>74401218
BWAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
I can't wait for the stats that show we lost...lol
ABU is literally a mental disorder.
>>
Mou looks like he lost wtf lol
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>>74401192
>it's real
AYY LMAO
>>
>Rooney lifting the trophy
ffs let Zlatan lift it
>>
I'd be shocked if united got any more trophies this year or top 4
>>
jesus man mourinho looks greyfaced as fuck
wonder what's bothering him
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>>74401188
that's fine, but I was referring to pure strikers. borini was a sub of a 6th place roma at times so I hope no one had that many expectations on him
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>>74401278
Still not based in Manchester. City is the Manchester club, you're just a customer.
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>>74400915
seeing how Zlatan came
>for free
You coul argue he was the best acquisition.
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>>74401313
He couldnt possibly look any more uninterested in the whole thing
>>
ABU here. Just went for a piss and nothing but vapour came out
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>>74401313
After that performance, I'd be sad too.
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>>74401313
He's mad as fuck because they conceded 2 goals.
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>>74401344
You need to replenish the fluids that your eyes have secreted.
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i am a neutral qpr fan here to see slovakian jeepsy butthurt
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>>74401192
wtf i love utd now
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>>74401273
they take 4chan really seriously
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>>74401349
3
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ALL THE SALT
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WHY DOES MOURINHO LOOK DEPRESSED
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>>74401206
KEK!!!
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Rooney is such a faggot holy shit he didn't even play.
>muh past
fucking retire
>>
If you lifted the trophy, would people cheer or be silent?
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>74401365
Read the scoreline, dipshit
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>>74401313
We were pretty shite for the first 70 minutes or so in fairness. Plus I guess he knows it's just the league cup, season ain't over yet.
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>Fellani has now won the Charity shield, the FA cup, and the EFL cup.
Unbelievable.
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>>74401358
Why did you drop Blackburn la?
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>>74401192
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>>74401365
If they conceded 3 it would show on the scoreboard.
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>>74401365
THE MENTAL STATE OF SLOVAKIA'S GREATEST SON.
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>>74401340
You've never even been to Manchester in your life, yet you talk like you're an authority on my city.
Manchester is red. Get over it.
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>>74401206
good post
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>>74401376
delete
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>>74401372
Like most United fans he doesn't give much of a shit about this cup.
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Why is the stadium so empty?
>>
Guys just went to grab a coke.
There aren't any more straws. The ABUs took them all.
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>>74401404
Southampton fans understandably fucked off
>>
SO MUCH SALT
I BET HALF OF IT IS FROM THE SPECIALIST IN FAILURE FANS WHO HAD THE CHANCE TO RE-SIGN CESC BUT INSTEAD STUCK WITH LE INVISIBLE MAN
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>>74401390
>>74401391
>off-side
Kek, by the way was that a chink giving them the medals?
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>>74401273
You're like an insect constantly buzzing around. People aren't furious because you're right about anything, people are annoyed because youre just irritating. But, pissing strangers off is more in line with the spirit of 4chan than cheering for a brand so fair play to you.
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>>74401388
Can you remind me which day they are playing on again, pal?
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>>74401414
>Player clearly offside
Ok?
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>>74401394
>Manchester is red.
Don't you mean brown.
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>>74401192
>livercucks
>>
Humid with boiled piss
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>>74401414
SEETHING
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>>74401414
Not understanding the offside rule must make this really hard for (You)
>>
Despite winning I feel bad for Saints desu
What the fuck was Puel doing when taking that Gabby fella off?
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>>74401273
>filename
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>>74401372
Cool as fuck.
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>>74401414
Why are you complaining about Southampton's offside goal?
You're not a Southampton fan, are you.
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>>74401420
>customer bringing up insects
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https://twitter.com/BeanymanSports/status/835922151186247680
>>
kekkles
>>
Fuck it. I hate united but know a great performance when I see one. Congrats fellas.
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>>74401432
>>74401425
5 live already confirmed it wasnt offside
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>>74401440
Same m8. If there was a way we could lose without having to deal with ABUs shitposting I'd take it.
This trophy meant so much to them and almost nothing to us.
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>>74401444
TRIPS CONFIRM
THEY ARE CRYING
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>>74401425
This... is the power of Australian shitposting
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>>74401452
Ever had deep fried crickets or scorpion? Quite nice.
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>>74401456
WHAT A GOD. LOVE THAT MAN.
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>rooney celebrating like the fat fuck actually did anything
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>>74401464
me on the left
slovakian manlet on the right
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>>74401420
Or we realise he's the easiest to trigger poster on /sp/ and he's fun to wind up?
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>>74401421
Tuesday la, I'll personally check whether you're in a match thread, because you never seem to miss the Manure ones ;)
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Genuine question to the ABUs: Why do you get so butthurt when United fans are happy about winning a trophy? Every time, you're all "they're acting like it's the Champions League!", when, no, they're just happy about winning a trophy. Like any football fan would be.
Thing is, I bet if it was City you'd be all "PROPER FANS! SUCH PASSION! DESERVED BECAUSE THEY WERE IN LEAGUE ONE FOR ONE SEASON 20 YEARS AGO!"
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*dabs*
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>>74401467
If it wasn't offside, the ref wouldn't have blown.
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Mickey Mouse treble is on
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>>74401464
BASED
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>>74401467
Interesting. The game sheet says otherwise. LA
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>>74401494
because you're almost as easily angered as liverpool fans
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>>74401482
This
Odds on him staying up all night posting about United?
>>74401495
*collects ABU tears*
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>>74401426
Manchester is green because most Mancs are white, and most white Mancs are ethnically Irish. Explains why they chimp out so much, same with the scousers.
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>>74401494
>United fans are happy
All I see here are bunch of Anons obsessing over ABUs
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>>74401503
You mean quad. The Charity Sheild counts!!!
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>>74401491
Thanks buddy, I'll try to be in the next Juventus match thread where I'll legally be allowed to ask you why you support them.
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>>74401495
leave southampton to me
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>>74401444
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>>74401524
>player missing.
it's over dude. let it go
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>>74401452
Don't forget you're adding to the whole spectacle of it all simply by participating in the banter
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Officially most successful club in England lads
We did it.
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>>74401481
>American identifying with the flamboyant black
How surprising
>>74401473
I'm not a native customer, sorry
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>>74401590
Off their perch!!!
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>>74401528
Actually forgot United won that. I can't even remember the match
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>>74401002
>3rd tier trophy
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>>74401494
Because they have a very soulless feel about them. I mean just look at rooney lift that trophie at the end and be the first one to get his medle. They have a past of bribing refs and probably still do. They just throw money at everything and still aren't that good. They get away with things no other team can and I personally don't understand how you can support a team like that and not be one bit disgusted.
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for me, its manchester united
winners of the most major titles in england
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>>74401590
livercucks mass suicide when
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>>74401383
He's probably going to win CL next season too.
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>>74401604
It is third tier tbf
1. CL
2. PL
3. FA Cup/League Cup
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>>74401592
Huh? What? Speak up manlet.
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>>74401440
Long needed to come on for the extra pace
I'm feeling a bit heartbroken, although I knew >we would never win without van Dijk. I fucking love Gabbiadini already though, so there's a positive.
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>>74401592
You can get them at any street market. Like Guanlong tseze Funglung. I love hanging out with some true red devils down there for the match.
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>>74401623
>CL
When was the last time an English club won this? 5 years ago? Lel
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>LEGENDARY TRIPS
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>>74401641
Lmao good for you
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>>74401606
>They get away with things no other team can
I've seen plenty of dodgy decisions go to Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool and City. And teams in League One, for that matter. You just allow your bias against United to cloud your judgement.
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>>74401498
>>74401512
a window into the mind of a shareholder
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>>74401524
1000 yards offside and an obvious handball.
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>>74401631
Gabbi's gonna be class for you. What do you think about Puel? I know there was a Saints poster on here who wanted him out.
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>>74401667
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Pogdab
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>>74401669
> Arsenal
They would be mid table if not dodgy decisions this season.
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>>74401650
When was the last time an American team won it?
BTFO
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>>74401606
HAHAHAHA wow you'r life is an absolute travesty
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>>74401667
Slovakustomer on suicide watch
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Southampton should have had a player sent off so the offside goal is fair trade
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What do people do in Slovakia usually? Just freeze half the time?
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>>74401669
Come on man I'm talking about right now... You have to admit that this season they get away with something huge every single game, sometimes multiple times per game.
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>>74401468
>If there was a way we could lose without having to deal with ABUs shitposting I'd take it
How about just avoiding 4Chan for a week?
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>>74401699
Last year :)
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>>74401724
>KYS
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Zlatan has 89 goals in last 100 club appearances
And we got him for free.
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>>74401702
BASED
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>>74401713
It was offside.
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>>74401716
>Being this Ignorant about World Geography
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>>74401716
Masterbate to life size cut out of Paul Statsny to keep warn
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>>74401724
southampton should have had a player sent off. martial is lucky to be alive after that tackle.
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>>74401713
Lingard should have been sent off as well though.
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>>74401618
Only If Zlatan leaves. He can't ever win the CL.
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>>74401600
Lingard turned into Messi for about 5 seconds
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>all the customers slovakbro has traumatized over time banding together and ''bantering'' over a cup win none of them knew existed 2 days ago
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>>74401774
Educate me sir :)
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>>74401795
You better Apologize right now before Zlatan makes you eat your words and cums inside your wife.
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>>74401808
S E E T H I N G
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>>74401808
>Romanian
>Weaboo
Where did it go so wrong for you "friend"?
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>>74401801
> 5 seconds
5 microseconds maybe.
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Currently drinking milk lads!!! Glorious Man You!!!
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>>74401669
Let's be honest this season they've had offsides winners, without them they'd probably be 10th.
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>>74401808
You guys coming up this year or you just gunna piss it away as per usual? Wouldn't mind having you back up for the bants.
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>>74401774
Yeah everyone knows slavs export alcoholism and child prostitutes.
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Well spent
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>>74401482
This x10000000. I have never seen one person be so butthurt about one team, he is the gift that keeps on giving.
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>>74401833
Weebs are a plague to our society.
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>>74401808
Romania is now entering the fray. Ebin.
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>hehe manure
>mouyes
>***********WE*********** win
>Still stick around in the thread crying about how the cup doesn't matter
Wew lad.
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>>74401716
This >>74401865 and trigger customers in our spare time (not mutually exlusive with the alcohol)
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>>74401865
Could be worse. Could be exporting terrorism like some countries.>>74401872
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>>74401893
careful mate you might trigger him to start posting on /sp/ all night about united. good thing NEETs don't have work tomorrow eh?
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>>74401526
> Obsessing
> Slovakian Juventus fan
> Posting in every Man United thread.
Screencapped your post for the ultimate kek Slovakustomer.
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>>74401819
>IMPLYING I HAVE EVEN FEMALE FRIENDS
HAHHHAHAHAHA IM UNSTOPPABLE!
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Anyone else think that the slav is using a proxy and just wants to be a tripfag without actually being one to be "internet famous"
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>>74401903
>Our
You don't represent Slovakians.
Your mental illness is yours alone.
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>>74401909
>When a leaf tries to banter with the big boys
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>>74401808
>mfw the ants you've been messing with now try to bite back with their tiny mandibles
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>>74401936
It is not my fault our national diet does not keep us so morbidly obese.
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>>74401929
BASED ST LUCIA BLOWING OUT THE SLOVAKIAN MANLET
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>>74401915
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>>74401909
Leaf is completely okay with child prostitutes. You're part irish aren't you?
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>>74401925
It's probably Skrtel on a proxy tbf.
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>>74401914
No worries enjoy you ""cup"" la, I'm shitposting about Oscars on some other chan tonight
>>74401482
>>74401872
>we're only pretending to support the cancer club and their irrelevant trophy #2 to bait (You)s out of /sp/ posters
Poor Manure, and they thought they have real fans
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>>74402033
see you next week for more of your seething posts lad, enjoy the oscars
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>>74402033
> Being this butthurt
> The gift that keeps on giving
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>>74401929
>the FIFA playing customer supporting AC Memelan casually as his secondary club wants to join the banter too
Cute
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>>74401929
> Slovakustomer BTFO
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>>74401993
How did you know? I always say when it comes to children and terrorism make love not war.
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6 (six)
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>hurrr durrr man u win lets celebrate and pretend i was a man u man all along with though im not even at the game
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>>74402033
Whats he holding and where can I buy it zomg Man U the best number one!!!
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>>74402185
Post picture of you at the game mong
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>>74401869
>1 shot (on target)
>0 goals, 0 assits
>0 (zero) key passes
>83% passing accuracy
>4 dribbles (2 completed), 3 times dispossed, 2 unsuccessful touches
>2 tackles (1 won), 0 interceptions
>3 fouls
>105 million
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>>74402205
i'm not a man u fan you mong
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>>74402185
I wake up to watch the match at 4 am sometimes. Does that make me not cool enough to enjoy the famous Busby manlets?
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>>74402033
>These real tears
Have we started the fire?
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>>74402193
a leaf trying to banter really is a pathetic sight.
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>leave thread
>come back
>ABUs STILL seething over a league cup
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>>74402218
Oh so you're a seething ABU. Got it.
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>>74402193
www.kagomeusa.com/our-products
You're welcome ;)
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>>74402209
You forgot that he won the cup. Where is that stat on this list?
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>tfw from Manchester born and bred
>tfw people not even from the UK who support Premiership teams think I'm a glory hunter
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>>74402209
>The price of POGOAT triggering a slovakian manlet: PRICELESS
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>>74402256
Sweet. I think i might be able to get this at the japanese store downtown. If i do a selfie with it do you think it will help the red devils to the Europa League Final?
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>>74402267
>the silencer of St. Mary
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>>74402267
>trophy wins deserved: 0
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slovak bro giving the customers the dick... again
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>>74402274
Tfw from Canada and support Man U and everyone thinks I am a glory hunter and a fucking leaf.
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>>74402338
At least he didnt let this one slip
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>>74402322
Make sure to post it on Twitter and tag their official account, they might retweet you!
https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/807963923957678080
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>>74402274
Post picture of you at wembley or fuck off.
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>>74402274
>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF /SP/
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>match ended almost an hour ago
>slav still screeching
Is he genuinely mentally ill?
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>>74402349
And they're enjoying it too
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>>74402396
Why do you have a link to a tweet from December on hand?
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>>74402434
bookmarks m8
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>>74402434
Bookmarked. Why, is there more recent #diversity content available? Don't hesitate to post a link
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>>74402256
This is the only United doll worth owning.
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>>74402397
You probably support an irrelevant League One team who claims to be a "proper fan" just because you live close to your team's ground and that's all you have compared to what my local team has to it's name...even though you go to two games a season at most.
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the romanian and slav are the same person
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>>74402459
>>74402468
>bookmark
This just raises more questions
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>>74402489
>Detective Customer
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>>74402488
>no timestamp
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>>74402513
>he posts on 4chan but doesn't bookmark retarded shit
shocking
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>>74402486
>chilling out with Manure youth team while collecting 250k weekly
Based Basti, the ultimate ABU
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>>74402426
Wow you are literally gay
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>>74402565
by that logic pogba is the ultimate ABU, and when you think about it he really is kek
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>>74402652
>I will never go back there, the club treated me with disrespect when I left last summer. I remember Sir Alex Ferguson rang me about three weeks after I’d left for Italy and just laughed down the phone for 25 minutes. What made it worse was that he got Paul Scholes, an idol of mine, to join in. Calling me names and laughing about how I wasn’t good enough to play for the club. That’s when I decided I would never return to Manchester, no amount of money in the world could ever make me go back.
La Repubblica’s Enrico Sisti interview, 2013
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>it's based slovakian autist BTFO'ing customers episode
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>>74402870
But they won the coveted League Cup, we're supposed to be suicidal right now
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