2 - 0
Ibra
Linguard
gay
Want even a bad tackle fuck off Neville
gay
Fuck anime
who dabbing here?
>de gay
>play like shit
>winning 2-0
nice
Not
gay
>>74399173
thanks for letting us know your dad's sexuality
webm/gif of ibras goal?
>Rojo's defending
is this serbian manurefag the most autistic autist in /spee/?
Should have been a red.
We are now even for that offside goal
rojo should just start wearing a clown costume.
Manchester United have scored 8 offside goals this season ruled onside, and conceded 9 onside goals against them ruled offside.
FACTS
ABUs on suicide watch
>>74399198
>tranny ding tranny dong
>that turn
Worth £90m tbqh.
>Would be 2-1 now
>ABUs still crying
lel
>>74399211
Lmao was barley even a foil
>>74399198
Can you not?
>>74399173
GOOD post Eesti
>>74399205
No that title belongs to you
At least the offside goal don't matter now.
>>74399198
i'd suck it
>>74399188
*Dabs Toward League Cup*
>>74399205
>who is Slovakian austist
>>74399202
"Defending"
Would be better off putting Blind in
What's the news on Shaw's return?
>>74399167
Prepare yourself, mouyes.
>the city of rojo's defending
Where is Like Shaw?
£100 million turn that from Pogba
ABU here
it's down the street not across the road right?
>>74399214
DERET
MANCHESTER A BEST
fucking offside again
ABU here. How many paracetamol do I need to take to end it?
Oh fuck
>bad guys win again
what a shit sport
>>74399198
wtf i love feminine penis now
>>74399205
71 get
rojo sucks
MOST
DANGEROUS
LEAD
>MOUYES
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
GOL GOL GOL
>Tyler talking about United parading the trophy next weekend
fucking kek
>>74399221
this is cringeworthy and offensive
IT'S ON
>>74399214
>Every team I don't like doesn't get calls but my team's are always the ones slighted: the post
Fucking.. Rojo...
TAKE ROJO OFF.
Referee and linesman frantically look at each other desperately looking for a reason to disallow the goal
OFFICIALS BTFO
United could runway with this
>>74399242
Slovakustomer wants to be like Based Romania so bad.
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
2-2 come on boys!!!
>DE GEA >DE GEA >DE GEA >DE GEA >DE GEA >DE GEA >DE GEA >DE GEA >DE GEA >DE GEA >DE GEA >DE GEA >DE GEA >DE GEA >DE GEA >DE GEA >DE GEA >DE GEA >DE GEA >DE GEA >DE GEA
MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO MANURE BTFO
wew
Clearly Offside
>the absolute state of that back line
Where the fuck is Jones and Blind
FUCK OFF, OFFSIDE
REFS BIASED AGAINST UNITED AGAIN
Gabbiadini literally knows about gabagool
friendly reminder that it should be 2-2 now
If De Gay's dick was 1 inch bigger he would have saved that!
OFFICIAL SCORE: 2-2
CUSTOMERS
ON
SUICIDE
WATCH
>THE FUCKING STATE OF YANITED
omg WTF REFFFFSSSSS THAT WAS OOFOFFFFSSSSSIDEEEEE REEEEEEEEFFFS WTTfffffffffffff
Uniteds defense is awful
>>74399258
>foreign jeep fc fan
>criticises foreign United fans
>>74399198
imagine your parents seeing this
the absolute state of you lad
MOST DANGEROUS
>>74399261
Buckets full. It's legendarily difficult to overdose on paracetamol, as you might expect. Sleeping pills do the job better.
Actual score is 1-2 because Van Dijk would have saved the free kick
fuck I hate rojo with a passion
its over, man u lost this lmao. told you they would lose ahaahahahahaha BTFO
DAD?
DAD!
>tfw you bite a chicken bone
>>74399205
>not flippy
>>74399308
LGTSS
>goal came from down the left
WOW I AM REALLY SUPRISED
GET THAT ARGENITIAN FRAUD OFF NOW
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING JOSE?
BLIND AND CARRICK YOU STUPID FUCK
>>74399307
With Southampton down to 10 men
MOST
>italian striker playing well in england
wtf lads
>>74399264
>ManU
>Bad guys
Just because le special one is a cunt doesn't make United the bad guys
Go be butthurt about your 3 decade Fergie assravaging somewhere else
imagine being a customer
>>74399221
munich was a bigger tragedy
>literally miles off-side just like his first goal
>not called
FUCK OFF
United are lucky to be winning at half time, Rofo was horrible.
>>74399268
dentist get
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>74399282
>>74399283
>>74399328
Rojo is the reason we have not conceded 3 goals from set pieces
NOOOO!!! THIS ISN'T FAIR! THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN DOWN TO 10 MEN!!!
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING TO US!!!!
Dangerous lead meme never fails
>>74399308
Sliperpool
>annoyed about foreign people enjoying things
I don't get this meme. It's completely irrelevant.
>>74399341
Gf is getting mad because I'm yelling exactly this at 9 in the morning
>>74399264
Match fixing Juventus win Serie A every season, it really is a shit sport.
>>74399344
>winning a 50-50 is a red card
hi mums against heading
>>74399308
>>THE FUCKING STATE OF YANITED
>winning
>>74399167
>liverpool win this cup
>liverpool fans celebrate it, man u fans mock them and say its irrelevant
>man u wins this cup
>man u fans celebrate it, liverpool fans mock them and say its irrelevant
some of it is just for the banter, no doubt, but people who are serious about that are just plain embarrassing.
>>74399299
Phil JUST go back from his Hull injury and Jose hates Blind because he's white and can defend
Second half should be easier, Mourinho has seen what they're about.
>All theses ABU's forgetting we are winning
>>74399370
THIS
Stick him at CB and take Bailly or Smalling off.
Gabbiadini is such a great signing. With the budget United had for this transfer window you could build a fucking league winning XI.
I used to be a United fan but they play shit football, I don't like any of the players and I fucking hate Jose. They're such a fucking boring club.
>>74399380
lol its 12 pm m8
>>74399375
t. Abdul
>>74399308
Don't you have a tragedy to milk the government for?
How does a linesman who doesn't know the offside rule get to be in a cup final?
>the city of customers
>>74399370
Bailly had no idea where his man was then but Rojo should also have been wider to stop that easy cross.
>tfw not worried in the slightest
Soton will tire, and United haven't even started trying yet
>>74399388
Same as it ever was
SAME AS IT EVER...WAS
Look where my hand was
Time isn't holding us
Time isn't after us
>hipster cafes BTFO by McDs
wtf I love bong commercials
>>74399423
>a Malaysian poster
>>74399410
not knowing that their ghosts are watching you stuck in purgatory until they can finish their mission to get you a gf
ETERNITY IN PURGATORY
>>74399419
t. inferior northerner
>>74399435
ONCE IN A LIFETIME
CUSTOMERS IN MAXIMUM DAMAGE CONTROL
>>74399341
Carrick is a hack who was only supported by Scholes and Fletcher giving her m their energy since they couldn't play
Now that they're both gone he's proving it
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>>74399420
>>74399374
>>74399339
SEETHING customers resorting to years old events to deflect from the being BTFO by soton
absolute obsession
>>74399452
Top lad.
Weird, the replay just proved Herrera dived
just like I said, feel free to apologise to me you deluded manc
>>74399426
I don't know, lad. Soton have been playing at a canter, playing better than Man Utd just by being smarter, not because of hard work.
>>74399452
water flowing underground
Fuck you, Rojo, you fucking clown.
most cringeworthy moment in sky sports history
I always forget Grey and Keys are in the Middle East, I should stream more often.
>a Napoli reject scoring (two) goals against Manure defence
Wtf, he ACTUALLY believes Juventus are innocent of match fixing
we're dealing with a genuine mentally deranged schizoid here lads, we shouldn't be making fun of him.
>>74399423
Why the fuck do Yanks have a million sites for blacks to fuck white woman but not one of white lads fucking asians?
>>74399480
What happened
>>74399308
>LELverpoop
Yank commercials are so shit no skill involved in making them pya wank
>>74399308
>Knocked out of EFL
>Knocked out of FA
>Didn't qualify for Europa
>5th in Prem
And United fans are on suicide watch
>>74399410
probably better off dead than seeing the disgrace you've become
>>74399491
>autism
DISGUSTING
>>74399460
Did he die?
>>74399506
>watching an American stream
Sort yaself out mate. Get on Sky sports
>>74399495
>Manure are shit in irrelevant cup final
>b-better sperg about Juventus, that will sure show those ABU meanies
>>74399497
ex-blue peter presenter calls phil neville "gary"
Lmao he's so mad
>>74399506
Everything they do is so on the nose.
>>74399423
hmm yes malaysians
>british teeth
>>74399470
He had to jump to avoid the tackle. The "dive" is him feigning injury. That was still a late tackle.
>>74399496
how about the patrician taste of asian beta boys fucking white wimminz?
>>74399517
wasnt working properly got an english commentator so I dont mind just have to suffer half time
>>74399520
they're all retarded. still calling it an onside goal.
>never heard about positional offside
>english commentators
>>74399533
I'd love to watch a game at BK with all my pals supporting the same team.
Maximus comficius.
>>74399468
See
>>74399511
For truth, Enjoy your (You)
>>74399544
Acestream here for ya.
fa22ce8b3d1300357e25f4add3c4f126ef25f739
oh 96
was not enough
oh 96 was not enough
Rojo is absolutely disastrous at LB. Pogba and Herrera are getting swamped in midfield.
Blind and Carrick now. Southampton will score again if changes aren't made. No one can seriously tell me that Rojo is a better fullback than Shaw.
>>74399464
>Carrick is a hack
>>74399410
one day a tranny will get a decent boob job with nipples that dont look like thom Yorkes eyes
>>74399519
If you're not a United fan, what business do you have here?
Your participation here is just as relevant as bringing up Juventus whenever you chose to slander United.
>>74399526
and Everything they make gets stuffed in their mouth
>>74399533
>TQ
Anyone have a spare webm of the alleged red card tackle?
>>74399548
no, it was definitely onside bruh
>microwaving potatoes
dont care
>>74399556
don't know how acestrream works appreciate it though lad
>>74399388
Liverpool trophy's are irrelevant because Liverpool doesn't win trophies
Klopp wins trophies though
>>74399587
Boiling mustard race
>>74399558
>Daley "slower than a climate shift" blind
He'd get rekt too
>>74399581
nope. there's an offside southampton player interfering with play. he's way too close to the GK. that's not allowed.
>>74399548
Are you retarded? There is no way that was offside. The only person who could have interfered in play was redmond but he was behind the scorer not in front you idiot
>>74399587
nowt wrong that
Le Tissier is correct. The standard of refereeing in the premier league has been a total disaster. Independent review needed. Sad!
>>74399564
>a customer whose football knowledge is based on FIFA and showing up in /seriea/ every other week to "support" his secondary team - memelan - expressing his opinions
ABU belong in every Manure match threads just as much as customers themselves. When exactly did you discover /sp/?
>You now realise Americans do not know what this is
>>74399600
the issue is not the scorer, but the goalkeeper. the goalkeeper cannot know who's going to shot.
there is ambiguity here. the linesman followed the law.
>>74399598
he's not interfering with play at all
it was blatantly onside; not even a debate
Slav is still taking the bait lads.
>Carrick
THANK FUCK
>>74399548
This.
I thought that, under current interpretation, if an attacker is offside and considered in a position to influence play then it is offside even if the attacker doesn't touch the ball?
Trying to decide if I should stop encouraging the slav autist just like I did with the Dutch one because they are both obviously on the spectrum.
>>74399600
If he's not interfering in play, what's he doing on the pitch?
-Michel Platini
>>74399587
Easiest way to kill the Irish desu
>>74399619
I mean there is no ambiguity here. it's a clear offside.
>>74399621
what's the distance to the GK?
>>74399616
>cordless kettle
>cordless
what is this witchcraft?
>rojo is still on
Can't wait for 2-2
>>74399603
Need to get more people into refereeing and more respect for the job which is hard to respect someone doing a poor job
Pogba's first half stats
>1 shot, on target
>2 dribbles (1 successful)
>dispossed twice
>2 unsuccessful touches
>1 tackle won, 2 lost, 0 interceptions
>0 key passes
>>74399616
How do they make coffee?
>>74399374
the original slip
>>74399616
puttin a brew on las
>>74399616
Obsolete since the invention of the microwave.
>>74399639
why don't you find the the clause in the rule book that mentions distance to the goalkeeper
>rojo still playing at left-back
>>74399616
No wonder you lads have a lot of house fires
>>74399608
But m8 most of us are not serious as you. We just drop in and make fun of Manure.
Series of (You)r posts here look like Manure executives murdered your family or something
>>74399656
How in the fuck did you take this picture
>>74399619
No he didn't you dunce. The goalkeeper will follow the ball not the player. The player was way far away from the ball that there were 2 players in front of him
>>74399665
Americans microwave their water? HAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHA what the fuck
>>74399656
pot calling the kettle black
(i dont know what that means XDD )
>>74399681
>>74399656
CALL THE POLICE
>>74399679
>/sp/ is not a serious business
Don't be so casual
>>74399693
K E K
FUCK OFF
2-2
HAHAHAHA MANCS BTFO
FUCKING SCUM
Fucking hell, De Gea is just too good for ManU
FUCKING STATE OF CUSTOMERS HHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
ay no
lel
>MOUYES
I FUCKING TOLD YOU 2-2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>de gay
CUSTOMERS BTFO
>>74399689
the pot is black as well you see
like when an american calls someone fat
>>74399693
A photographer and an artist?
*swoon*
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
who /hightest/ here?
THIS IS WHY I TOLD YOU NOT TO LAUGH AT ABUS
YOU FUCKS
THIS IS YOUR FAULT
SOMEONE GET BLIND ON PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
>>74399697
Tone down your autism
>>74399698
you are like a little baby
GABBBBII
Fucking Mike.
>>74399656
Mind if I join you lad?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>manure >mouyes >poobag >customers >manure >mouyes >poobag >customers >manure >mouyes >poobag >customers >manure >mouyes >poobag >customers >manure >mouyes >poobag >customers >manure >mouyes >poobag >customers >manure >mouyes >poobag >customers >manure >mouyes >poobag >customers >manure >mouyes >poobag >customers >manure >mouyes >poobag >customers >manure >mouyes >poobag >customers >manure >mouyes >poobag >customers >manure >mouyes >poobag >customers >manure >mouyes >poobag >customers
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
de gea just stands there lol wtf????
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT A FUCKING GOAL
Rojo is going to get a red, cause a penalty, or be at fault for another goal
THE
RIDE
NEVER
ENDS
HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa
Such cucks
3-2 nice
GABBI
Why is my stream always a minute behind REEEEEEEEEEE
>>74399721
Maybe if you stopped posting worst character, United might win.
Impressive.
>MOUYES
we needed some emotion in this game. it's not fun when Mourinho's United just streamrolls opponents
CUSTOMERS ARE SEETHING
FUCKKKKKKK
I PUT NEXT MONTHS RENT (800 GBP) ON UTD WIN IN 90
FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME IF I LOSE THIS IM GENUINELY GOING TO KILL MY SELF
HATTRICK
A
T
T
R
I
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>mouyes
>customers
JUSTICE JUSTICE JUSTICE JUSTICE JUSTICE JUSTICE JUSTICE JUSTICE JUSTICE JUSTICE JUSTICE JUSTICE JUSTICE JUSTICE JUSTICE JUSTICE JUSTICE
>tfw Swansea tried buying Gabbi before he was mainstream for £18m but he was like nah
GABBI GABBI GABBI GABBI GABBIGABBIGABBI GABBI GABBI GABBI GABBI GABBI GABBI GABBIGABBI GABBI GABBI
GABBI GABBIGABBI GABBI GABBI GABBI
I always believed in you Gabbiadini. Based hideous Manolo.
>inb4 Fellaini
Oh look, Lingard should have been sent off
I signed Gabbiandini for man utd on Fifa 13 career mode all my demons coming back to haunt me
t-this can't be happening
Lingard's lucky
>>74399768
you can buy a lot of tendies with that amount of good boy points
just imagine being a manure fan, just for one second
Might aswell start this now.
LEL it's the EFL Cup, who fucking cares?
>>74399764
you and that slovenian should just shut the fuck up
GODbiadini
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
mu has no midfield they deserve to loose that game
ITALIA'D
Mouyes to bench Martial for 10 games for not winning that header
>>74399745
Shit my stream sperged on me and I missed the goal
>yfw Southampton fans still want Puel sacked
>>74399789
I'M IN CHARGE HERE
>the city of de laurentis
TOOK A LEAD THAT WAS A LITTLE TOO DANGEROUS
>>74399768
just pawn all your merchandise for rent, surely you are a proud customer who has more than 800GBP worth
ABUs ALWAYS win
P.S. we MUST stick together
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MAN U ARE THE WORST CLUB IN ALL OF ENGLAND
howling
Gabbiadni looks like Steve Edge
That would be a clear yellow if redmond went over. More refball
all the fucking streams are a minute behind. anyone got one that's only like 30 seconds behind?
>>74399768
Will you stream it?
>>74399797
>Man Utd win
HAHA GET FUCKED OTHER TEAMS WE ARE THE BEST
>Man Utd lose
LMAO WHO GIVES A FUCK IT'S THE MICKY MOUSE CUP
Manure fans are the fucking worst.
>>74399822
FUCK OFF IM NOT A UNITED FAN I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A DEAD CERT
FUCKIFF
cramping up laughing
United have played like shit tbf
Probably one of the least inspired performances in a while.
>>74399768
800 quid for rent? Jeez
>>74399827
Based
Leave Manure to me
did kettle memes bring soton back?
Needs more Fellani
smalling is sheit
>ABUs crawling out of the cave
>>74399841
http://www.247hd.info/hd1.php
>>74399841
Yeah mate it's called a Skybox, you tight poorfag
>>74399794
Gabbiadni scored but it was called wrongfully offside
But Gary Neville told me Southampton didn't have big game players so couldn't win????
>>74399844
thats why im a bayern fan when utd lose
>>74399830
Wasn't he the nazi bloke in that episode of peep show?
>>74399878
ye ye
He was in Phenix Nights as well
>>74399874
they didnt, thats why they brought one
>>74399872
>paying for something you can get for free
>not using bet365 for live scores and using stream to watch the goal
>>74399878
yes
>>74399827
Is there anything more cringeworthy than bandwagoners having team 'friendships'?
>Wembley suddenly comes to life as soon as Manure are getting BTFO
Kek where are all the chinks and pakis now?
>>74399768
>betting next months rent
>obvious gambling addict
ur probably beyond help desu lad
>>74399844
Tbf m8 I'd be mildly happy if we won but wouldn't really care if we lost.
the
ABSOLUTE
STATE
of
CUSTOMERS
>MANURE
Anyone posted a pictures of Gabbiadini's footballing sister yet?
Yes let's play a near full strength team in the 2nd leg of a tie we were winning 3-0 in, right before a final against a team who haven't played in 15 days. Genius move.
>>74399908
>Is there anything more cringeworthy than bandwagoners having team 'friendships'?
United "supporters"
le slowly move it side to side team
ah cunt beleev it
Fact: Butter separates into oil and milk as a liquid
>>74399768
united are still going to win, the FA wills it
any stream?
>>74399878
>>74399908
>being this assblasted
cant wait to rape you 4-0 again
>>74399917
>manure
>mouyes
>poobag
>customers
>you now remember Pogba is on the pitch
>>74399921
also you're just not that good
it's hardly like this would be a giant upset
>>74399934
No it doesn't
it stays as butter
You now remember Anthony Martial
>>74399940
http://www.247hd.info/hd1.php
>>74399920
Manolo is the looker in the family
>>74399909
probably booking flights to Torino
>>74399908
>s-stop bullying me
>>74399927
BTFO
>>74399920
>sister
>>74399653
By using gas stoves like the barbarians that they are.
>>74399959
Thanks bong
>>74399934
Fact: Manbutter separates into salt and milk
Dabchester Cringenited
>>74399960
looks like a fucking goblin
>>74399960
Shes beautiful
>>74399956
yes it does see it with my own eyes usually solidifies before it can seperate
>united patrons
>>74399960
Looks like ozil and ellen had sex
>>74399957
>b-better than facking sterling
>60 million was a bargain
Even Sane is twice the player Martial is now.
>>74399962
Good, >we'll take their money
>>74399960
ellen degenerate
>the absolute state of the manchester chevrolets
Fellani scores the winner im calling it now.
>poogba
Flop of the century
>>74399941
I wish i could banter like that at work
>Moo
>Moo
>Moo
>>74399990
Selling Sahne for that much money was still the best thing >Schalke has ever done
>>74400002
kek
>>74399981
put butter in the microwave and melt it, still butter
>>74400002
kek
is he /our guy/?
>Martial
>Poobag
>>74400019
Sane is already the best winger in the prem
No fullback has been able to contain him
Herrera is incredibly unlikable
Magic of the cup bois
Herrera is a genuine disgrace.
>>74400026
No it isn't. If you put ice in the microwave and melt it is it still ice?
>>74400040
Yeah, he's Spanish.
>>74400002
good post
>>74400040
This
pual pagbo
herrera is such a little faggot
>>74400018
JUST
>>74400040
this
mata is their only likable player 2bh
Should've been a second yellow desu.
>>74400026
look cunt I left my butter on top of the microwave for several hours where it seperated
>>74400036
Lmao, surely you mean Mane
>>74400040
he's got that same petulant cuntishness that dele alli has
>>74400040
fucking this
When the game got tied this thread got waaaaay less popular. Really gets me thinking.
>you can now elbow players in the face and get away with it
get Fellini on
>united score
>customers lightly applaud and post their reaction on twitter
>>74400073
but southampton are winning
>>74400040
looked very punchable in the first half when giving that fake smile to the ref
>>74400035
Tfw i made this
also made pic related, im the chelsea "stick together"/bong teeth autist
>>74400047
no, but butter is still butter
>>74400073
the shop shut
>imagine how nice it would be to drop a cinder block onto Herrera's head
when will poorinho off himself?
>>74400073
Notice when early in season Manure were playing like shit and the customers were nowhere to be found
South'ton forgiven another sent off. They're clearly blood doped (don't forget the two weeks without competition), if the ref keeps forgiving, it's gonna be tough
how are united only losing 2-2? they've been getting dominated the whole game
STOP THIS I DON'T LIKE IT
MANURE DOMINATED
AHAHAA
Jesus Christ that was close
>>74400082
Almost
FUCK
You are imagining your dad wearing a bra and stockings with a giant black dildo in his arse and hes eating an entire stick of butter while listening to the spice girls
Fuck me >we have been completely abhorrent
Is the game played at Southampton? I can't seem to hear ManU fans
>actually get dominated by southampton
>manure defending
Should honestly be 5 or 6-0
FUCK
>>74400101
its 3-2 m8
how far behind is your stream
based Oriol
right in the eyesocket
>>74399641
I presume its just got a base it sits on with a cord
really want some gabagool now lads
>>74400030
he has the face of someone who faps all night to futa porn
so yes he totally is
>>74400109
>united
>fans
>>74400091
He's been dead inside for more than a year now
>>74400085
>niggers
I bet you think you're edgy
>>74400087
you're clearly retarded or baiting
Saints have nine corners to Uniteds zero
>Rooney
Congrats Southampton, you thoroughly deserved it.
Rooney slip incoming
The busby babes were the lucky ones, they got to die before having to see united spend £100m on Pogba
>>74400127
there is nothing edgy about niggers you normie
PUT ROONEY ON FOR AUTOMATIC LOSS
>Rppney
>man uniteds plan B is bringing rooney on
Well that's cringe. This is a football final not a robbie Williams performance
>Rooney being summoned by Soton fans
kek
>>74400093
Jose m8 you should've focused on the game instead of shitposting the week away on /spuh/
>that nervous >mouyes
SUICIDE WATCH
Jeez Southampton are picking all the apples but not quite putting them into the basket
>>74400141
do it and see for yourself you fucking retard
>rojo 2 footing again
Pogba wasn't really worth it.
I just saw the light.
>>74400143
>>74400147
he'll score the winner so the press can talk about his leaving in the summer even more
>>74400103
>while listening to the spice girls
at least try and make it realistic pal
>>74400127
First day on 4chan?
why can you replace every manure players name with poo?
>pooney
>poorinho
>poota
>poobag
>2-2
>implying man utd wont produce the worst goal you've ever seen
>tfw you will need to shower after this game from that dirty shitty last minute extra time goal
this is going to be awful lads
>>74400168
1,3,2
Gabbiadini looks like the typical /d/ lurker
>>74400148
lmao
so how so the rules work in this cup if it ends 2-2? overtime or replay?
>>74400127
spotted the nigger
>>74400165
>name is rojo
>never gets rojo card
really makes you think
Can't be more proud of the boys putting in the effort we are really showing heart today, go on and win it lads!!! we deserve it!!!
>>74400163
as I said I have
What was with all the fans taking out their phones?
>>74400188
extra time and then pens
>>74400168
Who are these semen demons?
>>74400183
nothing wrong with a bit of 2d bbw/futa fetish
>>74400177
DUBS CONFIRM
>>74400188
United fans are from closer to Wembley so they lose on away goals
>>74400168
>masha
remind me how much this donkey cost again?
Where is Mickey the arian?
got a scented candle on the go and i'm drinking prosecco
great cup final
Advantage Southampton since this is only the first leg
>>74400159
doesn't change what I said. two sents offs forgiven by now. it's hard to compete against blood doped refball.
On the other hand it's Mourinho's United. Let's wait and see.
>>74400199
They were busy tweeting, bongs don't actually go to stadiums to watch sports.
>>74400199
An embarrassment
>>74400168
>newfags won't know who this is
he comes to save the day
>>74400212
cheeky
>>74400195
What part of Southampton are you from lads?
>>74400224
Ded
>>74400224
glendale
>>74400226
really important to get an away goal
>>74400224
Got injured in a pointless away game in the EL. Thanks Mouyes.
My Japanese husbando
4-1-2-1 BALE
>>74400223
The mandatory reply is obvious enough (worth every penny) as all the bigoted haters had to admit after his recent stellar performances, where he was a major contributor to United's return in the title race. But I don't think you fully realize Pogba is worth much more than just being the best midfielder in the world. Look at the list of most expensive football players before this summer - Bale, Ronaldo, Suarez, Zidane, James Rodriguez. All whites. Tell me, how are black muslim kids kicking the ball around in Paris ghettos supposed to indentify with them? Now the oppressed have their own hero, and they'll know that if they work hard enough, they can end up like Pogba - biggest superstar at the biggest club.
>>74400242
i was unironically born in southampton but moved down the coast to a non shitty town
the only saving grace of southampton is that it is better than portsmouth
>>74400212
Kek
>>74400227
>blaming it on doping when results don't go your way
José no
Is this the most (((diverse))) United team of all time?
still too soon to score a winner. relax united.
>>74400224
who /dab/ here
waste
Amazing how Bertrand hasn't been booked yet.
Chelsea
>>74400266
>i was unironically
pls explain being born ironically
>>74400264
>united
>title race
>return to form
They're still 6th lmao
Hello I'm over from r/soccer. Can you explain to me why, if this is being played at a neural ground, are there no Manchester fans in the stadium? Do they not sell even tickets or how does it work?
>>74400273
>says the Thai
You're only allowed to complain about diversity if you're white
What do you guys think Fergie is feeling right now?
>>74400296
>thai
Im argentinian
>>74400293
traffic m8
>>74400297
relieved he didn't have to rebuild a team that carried him for years
>>74400272
well, it's obvious. they're running like rabbits since the beginning. Check their calendar and put 2 and 2 together
THIS DOES NOT FUCKING SLIP NOW
>>74400293
their is probs about 30k
>>74400297
He's just pissed his pants and is angry he ran out of whiskey
guys does away goals count in this fixture?
>>74400223
NaN forum janitor salaries.
>>74400293
Manchester United is a London team la
>>74400297
erect cos his twink is sucking his cock
>>74400297
his heart giving out
>>74400293
The flights from Asia were delayed
>>74400297
constipated, mild hip-ache
Is the game any good bros? Had to go eat breakfast with my mom
Southampton should have had at least one red card.
>>74400293
Already bought their scarves, now they're just checking their phones wanting the game to end already
>le powdered donut head man
>>74400273
>>74400296
>>>/pol/
That board is leaking crap everywhere.
>Cant decide if S'oton good or United shit
>>74400331
>customers
>>74400266
southampton and portsmouth seem like comfy places to live
>on the coast
>France right across the channel
>probably lots of seagull sounds
>far enough away from London where you probably don't have too many foreigners, assholes, and chavs
C O M F Y
Customers already in full denial and damage control.
Time to bring on the rashgod
>ibrashit
>>74400328
Pic of breakfast
Post yfw rashford comes on and scores a winner
>>74400272
dont think I'm against it, Im not. It's just tough to compete against that + refball
>>74400198
and it turns out nothing like oil or milk
>>74400357
any pics of ur mums feet/minge?
Pogba should have taken it, Zlatan already had a goal from a free kick.
can southampton just win please?
>>74400339
>>>>>r/soccer
>>74400357
>needing a yorkshire pudding that big
for what purpose?
>>74400357
daaamn, what even is that?
>>74400348
>>probably lots of seagull sounds
seagulls are not good mate make obnoxioius noises shit everywhere and steal your chips
Does pogba have a banana shaved into his head?
Fuck united
Is anyone watching the oscars later?
>>74400348
literally everyone that has been to them disagrees but i'm sure you know best
>>74400288
when your mom's third trimester coathanger abortion nicks her in a bad vessel and you get emergency c-sectioned in the back of the ambulance on the way to the ER
lingard FFS
>>74400365
try this google.com
How much did they pay for Pogba?
>>74400348
>portsmouth and southampton
>comfy
fucking lel mate if only you knew
>Lingard
>>74400386
I would if they werent at fucking 4am
Kingard off
Rashgod on
>>74400386
Yeah but only just to get angry how predictable and politically correct they are. Silence and Nocturnal Animals barely got any nominations over fucking Moonlight
>>74400397
About tree fiddy.
>>74400297
>>74400326
>viagra kicking in
>waifu is about to get a proper dusting
>>74400357
Looks great apart from her dessert-tier pancakes.
It's time.
>>74400396
google is fake news
>>74400397
1 and 1/2 John Stones
>>74400390
kek
>>74400374
dutch/german baby pancake
>>74400405
It's like curing AIDs with cancer.
>>74400386
are they gonna pull an anti-Trump stunt?
>>74400397
more than Southampton the club is worth
>>74400373
>he's never eaten a sunday roast out of a yorkie bowl
>>74400357
Looks tasty, bud
>>74400293
They are disguised as Southampton fans, there was a special discount on half and half scarves for new customers.