Tottenham vs Stoke

kane is a three season wonder la

tell me about kane, why does he score the goals?

Kane is just a tap in and a meme goal person

Overrated

>>74395277
he's quite good at scoring goals but he is a shit team player

love crouchy

Was Crouch the 2000s Kane?

>>74395331
crouch appears to have a personality, so i would have to say no

>Stoke crosses

Literally League 1 tier

Get out your hats boys.

>wanyama getting megged by kane

Blooter
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>that counter attack


LMAO

>HARRY KANE ONLY SCORES TAP INS

oh am I laughing

>E'S WAN OF AAR OWN

KANE?

>le 20 goals a season man

>>74395393

To be fair, and I am a Spurs fan, I was literally saying Spurs score tap ins only. Nice to see a rocket now and again.

So which team will pay 80 million for him in the summer?

KANE?

>>74395424
Im not sure even Levy's jewishness would make him sell Kane

How many goals did he score at the Euros?
>knocked out by gent
>no titles
>scoring against relegation fodder at home

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How

SHIIIIIT SON

TOLD YOU FUCKERS

HAT HAT HAT HAT HAT HAT

HAT
A
T

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hes gonna win the golden boot lads :(

>>74395424
Halal then pochetinno pays off the new stadium.


Kane got his hat trick fatechino put in janssen

MORE LIKE HATTY KANE AMIRITE!!!

what's the point of stoke

finish ninth every fucking year

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3-0 is the most dangerous lead

>>74395476

6 points

>they tried it again

>le statpadding and hattricks versus shit teams, anonymous versus good teams man

1 (one) goal versus Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool, Man City and Man United this season.

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>>74395508
>>74395444
>he is this asshurt

Kane is a 2 and a half season wonder

>beat stoke 10-0
>lose to mid tier shitter from belgium league

how are Stoke this incompetent

Stoke are m i n g i n g

>>74395551
They can beat them 20-0 if their home is White hart lane.

> stok

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiFHmhXqlUw

>>74395551
Premier league is that shitty huh?

I could've notched a hat trick and assist against this defence.

>>74395551
>'English' ''''Premier'''' League

>Stoke

JUST

dat touch from kane

is he, dare I say it, world class?

>stook

If he were called Kaninho people would be raving about that Kane touch. Fucking sicc

rivals don't face Tottenham like they do a big club, even though their results are similar to a big.

then they get crushed

why is this thread so dead?

>harry fraud
only scores when he plays

>>74395603
>tottenham

>>74395603
>dead

Spurs threads are comfy

>>74395551
Small pitch babbies

>>74395603
No customers interested in either team

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Reminder that Harry Kane missed 5 games and has still got 17 league goals

Watch it, Shearer

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Damn, turns out Martins Indi is only 25

I swear, I thought I saw him in the Dutch NT in South Africa.

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>>74395424
Juve

>>74395508
Every striker does that. Shit teams are easier to score against, ya know?

People either need to not criticise any striker for their record in big games or criticise every striker for their record in big games. It's very easy to say Kane is shit by looking at his big game record and not comparing it to the likes of Aguero, Costa, Ibra.

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What a horrible half to be a stokie, ive been crying alot recently. Have been super on edge and freaked out in general lately. Like a panic attack that has lasted a week. Its causing me to wake up almost shitting my pants. I seriously have to run or i wont make it.


:/

>>74395656
>every striker does that

Nah

But scoring against literally who's is a good trait in leagues

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiFHmhXqlUw
.

>>74395687
haha

What did he mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWlhVvjDdhA

I fear for Tottenham when they're out of WHL next season

Remember when Hodge thought it was a great idea to have Kane on corners?

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every fucking time i go on sky sports news now it's two fucking blokes, where are the hot women?

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>>74395603

lurkin

>>74395713
Yeah seriously. This season might have been their last chance in a long time to mount a title challenge

why the fuck are they still playing crouch

he should be in league two by now

>>74395656
Kane is not shit because of whatever big games record he has. He's shit because he's a shitty striker and a shitty footballer. He's ugly as fuck and has absolutely no appeal, no technique, no class. I wonder why the teammates pass him the ball, it must be the manager that forces them.

Remove him from an English team and you'll see how shitty he really is.

He's a poor man's Michael Owen. There's your answer.

>jon champion
>jim beglin

they sound just as lifeless as they were in pes

74395743
haha yeah
*walks away*

>>74395743

why so salt

>>74395743
>has absolutely no appeal, no technique, no class. I wonder why the teammates pass him the ball
Because he has the one thing you need as a striker, killer instinct.

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ZERO GOALS VS CHELSEA
ZERO GOALS VS LIVERPOOP
ZERO GOALS VS UNITED
ZERO GOALS VS CITEH
1 (ONE) GOAL VS ARSENAL
0 GOALS AGAINST MIDTABLE BELGIAN TEAM IN 180 MINUTES

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NICE TALENT YOU GOT THERE BONGOS

>>74395772
seven one

>>74395771
he will never be a proper footballer. for his sake hope he never leaves tottshit, because he's the typical striker that can only have some success in a shitty team

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>this Portuhue poster

If Harry Kane had a clone of himself, he'd be Harry Same.

>>74395772
how many goals did he score against them last year?

how many of those teams has he played twice?

>Lloris sans beard

Not good

>>74395800
Mauricio knows what I'm talking about, he wouldn't bring him to Espanyol, even though they are a shitty team too.

He wouldn't be able to survive in a football where a brain is needed.

Last digit in this post is the amount of minutes Janssen will be given

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>>74395833
Is this the day he'll score from open play

I need more goals from del boy

Players impossible to hate: Wanyama

>>74395855

I still believe if he scored one from open play it'd set him up to start scoring more. He's good enough for the league, he just hasn't had a real chance.

Harry Twinks

>>74395895
He's very qt

>the state of glenn whelan
he is so shit

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>>74395873

He's just living his life...

If you have a player named Winks and he has to have a large number on his shirt, how do you not go with 40? Honestly.

>>74395945
jej

>the religious festival of Ramadan

>>74395819
You have no idea what you're talking about, Kane has a tremendous footballing brain and a great touch for a striker. He can dribble, pick out a clever pass and outsmart defenders. You just hate him cos he's English so fuck off

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:^)

Daniel Levy's gf looks a bit young

>>74395960
Haha top bantz

Jan Vertongen is such a handsome man. Imagine sharing a shower with him

No homo

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ENJOY SUCKING OUT DICK ARSEKEKS.

YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FINISH ABOVE US. ENJOY LOSING TO LIVERPOOL. NO TOP 4 FOR YOU.

>>74396044
they finished above you last season pal

>>74396041
I was with you until the shower bit

Stoke are now what Spurs were about 10 years ago, a mediocre mid table club.

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Bless you. You crazy Kenyan.

does this game make spud fans mad? stoke are, by most accounts a better team than gent/k

it's amazing how amazingly bad spurs could be in europe

>>74396064
Not this year though. 3 points ahead, like 7-8 GD and Arsecucks will lose easily tomorrow. Carzola is literally the only reason they do well and he's dead.

>score 4 goals in the first half
>score 0 in the second
What did the they mean by this?

>>74396114
Cazorla is way too good for arsekek

the commentators on my nbc stream just compared kyle walker to dani alves

>>74396116
Stoke decided to start defending to avoid further embarrassment

>>74396147
This

>>74396110

Honestly we had 10 men and Wembley seems cursed I guess. Arselel were always shit at Wembley too. Still pretty annoying, but were historically shit at Euro football.

>>74396116

Why bother. :^)

Besides Wimmer had to come on, we are lucky he didn't get an OG hat trick.

How does the three season wonder do it?

>>74396147
what did kyle walker do to deserve being dragged down like that

>>74396147
trippier > walker

contraversial but true

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Their year?

>>74395945
>>74395989
>>74396102
Kenyans are based, easily some of the nicest African people. I lived with a Kenyan woman for a few months and she would do things like fold my clothes when they were done in the tumble dryer or make me a coffee in the morning when I woke up.

>>74396253
Yes

t. Arsefag fan

Seriously, it's over for >us.

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Spurs are now within 10 points of Chelsea to the top.

Not that it matters since they're not gonna make up the difference anyways. Would've been nice for Spurs to win it in their last season at WHL, but alas.

>>74396314
>a Malaysian that isn't edgeposting
wow

Bale goes back to spurs and wins the premier league with them when?

>>74396248

I think Trippier is a more complete player, his crosses are laser guided.

Walker can outpace my car and kick my house down but he's rarely on target.

Terrific first half, most pointless second half in recent memory.

>>74396314
F

>>74396399
Didn't even watch it desu

Did pochettino let Jansen play? Nothing to lose

>>74396438
Nope. You missed a good performance though.

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>post-match interview

Wonder what Kane without his mouth full would sound like.

>>74396335
If only