Artturi WILL score tonight edition
>>74388178
if all players who've been having a slump break it tonight we'll be good
>chucky
>gally
>byron
>lehkonen
>plekanec
>desharnais
>ghetto
>mitchell
>(flynn)
>[(danault)]
>>74388178
I cannot envision the future if we lose to the maple kids.
We CAN win and we MUST
we need new memes pt1
>>74388363
pt2
>>74388318
Fuck Saku, I despise him and his shit country
>>74388313
this has some faggoty undertones
also overtones
https://twitter.com/CanadiensMTL/status/835624447373529089
>>74388446
>https://twitter.com/CanadiensMTL/status/835624447373529089
muh qt beaner
Can we finally break up Weblin? Please?
is this chick white? the fuck toronto?
WHEN DO WE GET MARNER BACK WTF REEEEEEEE
>>74388535
It's confirmed Marber/Webkov tonight
haha fuck you frenchies
>>74388564
So he took the slowest pair and made it slower? What a madman.
>Prince Ardurri, why?
>>74388509
thank you based renaud
leafs have best PP too...
HE A GOOD FINNISH BOY HE DINDU NUFFIN
>>74388592
Because Markov has god-given passing ability
wow nice shot Plekanec
this man is cursed he WILL not score
good PP Based Julien
>>74388620
I understand why. The General still has godly vision, but we all know Bro should be Weber's partner.
>>74388620
Markov literally got walked on last game
He's too slow to be on the top pairing especially against fast young kids
oh and Desharnais playing aldready creating chances
desharnais i hate your guts but if you make something happen i will shed tears of joy
andersen will be the mvp of the leafs tonight
i guarantee it
#missingmitch
I just thought I would stop by to tell all Habs fans to eat shit. Have a nice evening.
fuck me Gallagher hands are fucking done
no strength in there anymore
gonna take months before he recover his level
>>74388667
ya jinxed it
and nice last leaf cup dubs
>>74388667
please no
nice thighs on that bint
>implying jim Hughson wouldn't suck off carey price to completion if given the chance
LOOKING GOOD HABS LADS
if any mtl fans are in here you can supply the mtl qts and i'll do the leafs qts
time for a weeber bomb
ah fuck
:D!!!! VAN RIEMSDYK SCOOOOORES
we dem boyz
Uhh where the fuck are all my Leafs bros..
>scumtreal
>powerplay
busthews getting bailed out
>>74388735
contribootin
>>74388764
right here my dude
matthews score that? idk if JVR touched it
>>74388764
i'd rather not be posting here
>>74388764
sup bro
correction: matthews with the goal, deflection was off nestorov
fucking price robbed matthews of 2 with that glove
>BESTTHEWS>BESTTHEWS>BESTTHEWS>BESTTHEWS>BESTTHEWS>BESTTHEWS>BESTTHEWS>BESTTHEWS>BESTTHEWS>BESTTHEWS>BESTTHEWS>BESTTHEWS>BESTTHEWS>BESTTHEWS>BESTTHEWS>BESTTHEWS>BESTTHEWS>BESTTHEWS
>>74388801
andersen has been real good so i'd say it's even
>>74388762
HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP
>>74388819
>i'd say it's even
actually it's 1-0
Habs are fixin to lose 10 in a row if you ask me
all i want in life is a hockey warrior princess qt waifu
IS IT SO MUCH TO ASK
>>74388777
Hey man
>>74388797
Why not?
>>74388799
Not a lot bro, just having a beer and enjoying the first goal scored by Matthews, who leads the league in first goals.
what the hell was that garbage double deflect goal man jeez
>habs
>coming back from behind
>>74388849
>that's the best looking leafs fan you could find
This is feeling like a game we're going to lose.
It's the same pattern again and again that i'm seeing
Meghan Chayka is the hottest leafs fan
>>74388869
pls no bully
>prerequisite is a french speaking coach
lol fuck QC
AYYO FUCK THE HABS NIGGAZ
WUSSUP
FUCK YALL HABS FUCK YALL
CAREY PRICE SHIT NIGGA
ANDREI MARKOV A BITCH NIGGA
MATTHEWS HOT KADRI HOT
BLEED BLUE NIGGA WHAT
>>74388894
>I'm sharing this country and the love for hockey with this kind of '''''''''people'''''''''
Shame.
>>74388894
>frogs in charge of good bantz
>>74388892
kek
I don't get how any real Canadian can support the Habs
>>74388908
>>74388912
but he's wearing a leafs toque
>>74388894
does drake like the maple leaves?
FUCK
THIS
nothing personel, patches
Habishits clearly used up all their puck luck in their early season winning streak.
FACT: Bergivin signed Julien to a 5 year deal that coincides with his own so that if Molson fires them both he is on the hook for millions of dollars
FACT: Molson won't fire them anyways because the Canadians are in the top 2 in terms of value for NHL franchise
FACT: Molson does not care about the history of the franchise and is content with mediocrity so long as his money making machine keeps working
FACT: The only reason there is not a team in Quebec is because it would mean the Habs would have to actually try to compete
FACT: Price is sick of it all and is going to bolt first chance he gets.
>>74388921
only ever seen him reference the raptors
he's an "LA nigga" now
How is that a slash??
Good stick Rielly
bye bye leaves
nice goons youre growing up there
Andersen with a god-tier clearout
>>74388954
>"all he did was break his stick with his stick"
leaf fans
>>74388963
>this post
Why are frogs so terrible at English?
WE WUZ KONG N SHIET
>>74388980
their english is probably better than your french mate
>>74388994
this is a dumb comeback
>>74388994
English is the only relevant language, though.
Fuck guys...
I live in a 35 appartments building. Most of them are old people or families.
My next door neighboor and I are the only alone young adults in the building. He's a hockey fan, from what I can hear.
In 5 years living next to each other, we spoke exactly 5 words in total.
Today we ordered food at the same place because they have a hockey special.
We opened our doors at the same time to greet the delivery guy.
The akwardness was intense. We stared at each other, we're about the same age, same interest, same car. He knows and I know we don't have friends and we're watching the game alone.
I paid, said "hey", and dived into my club sandwich.
>speaking french in NA
for what purpose
Based Cherry in a Chiefs jersey
>>74389009
>buying 2 whole beers at a leafs game
must be nice being rich
>>74389024
Plus the French they speak is bastardized anyway. The frogs in France scoff at it.
>>74389024
The Voyageurs were cool. I always sing when canoeing because of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-RNt4wNxb4
Don is so out of it
It's never too late to change your ways, anon
>OK LETS GO
>ALRIGHT NOW WATCH THESE PICTURES
>BEST PICTURES EVER
>........WHO IS THIS? OH UH CONNOR BROWN TWO GOALS
>LOVE THESE KIDS THAT TOFFOLI UH CARTER THEY'RE THE BEST
what is that thing growing on cherry's face?
>Don Cherry
Time to change the channel
>>74389017
what city do you live in?
>>74389017
He might have been a habs fan. Probably saved yourself there.
>>74389095
Laval, St-Lawrence river pearl.
>>74388912
Wait why'd you call me a frog you son of a bitch
>>74389147
closer than i thought you'd be but still pretty far away. at least you'll always have /sp/!
>>74389147
>Laval
Hey, Bonsoir d'la rive-sud
Dirty Anglos are so jealous of Quebec folks.
They wish they had some culture to protect, an heritage to be proud of.
But no, everytime they look in the mirror, they see the image of a flacid, pale, historyless anglosaxon.
>>74389182
Vrais reconnaissent vrais!
>>74389189
our culture is canadian culture silly frenchie :D
>>74389017
invite him over next weekend for hockey you fucking pussy
Why are all these teams building new arenas when we can just play every game outdoors?
>>74389209
jk jk jk ontario-bro.
I'm just getting tired of the quebec hate throughout north americas.
even Quebeckers moved on and stop the hate against the anglo-bros.
>>74389189
anglo culture derives from conquering the french and letting them have a piece of land in North America out of pity
>>74389255
we just want to speak french and have a socialist govenment. Is that too much to ask?
>>74389255
>Comité National des jeunes du Parti Québécois
Dois pas yavoir grand monde la dedans heh
ANYWAY
I'm not seeing improvement from the first, i'd say we're worse in the 2nd
>>74389255
oi i dont hate nobody jus a bit of banter m8 swer on me mum
This game has no intensity, the Blues game from a couple weeks ago was way better.
>>74389189
>Les Nègres blancs d'Amérique
>abandoned while Napeolon got BTFO all around the world
>abortion colony allowed to exist for no good reason
Can you at least show some humility while we watch hockey m8O. We should work together to save ourselves from the Trudeau menace before we go back to hating each other.
Nice play Marchenko
the only solution to the english french divide is for a mtl fan to start posting photos of habs qts so we can unite on the basis of qts
>get a penulty
>just about to kill it
>another penulty
Gee, at least we've got two lines doing some effort now
the 1st and the 4th
yay
>>74389340
Eugénie Bouchard sister
Uhh what the fuck is the call there?
fucking refpuck
>>74389363
certified french qt, 100 emojix3
>>74389340
Fucking Hyman
Dump the fucking puck ffs
>>74389373
hon hon hon mon ami
PATCHES!!! ET LE BUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
dumb patchposters
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS
O CAP'N MY CAP'N
ET LEW BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
PATCHES
FUCK YOU PACIORETTY!!
>one more goal each and they'll be tied
>>74389397
pacioretty pacioretting T_____T
>smith brown JVR line
DANE
A
N
E
The Habs scored 8 goals in February, bad enough for 30th in the league.
5 of those goals were from Pacioretty.
Holy fuck Patches! Keep it you you marvelous wolverine bastard.
>>74389416
>The ref watching it all unfold
MY BLOOD BOILS
>>74389431
Never thought id miss bozak
>>74389416
hahahahaha
fuck Gallagher
no one likes
my lil nigga 12 said he wit it yuh
gave him a sherm stick n watched him while he hit it yuh
zombieland, a bunch of dead men walkin
if you put a pacioretty in a pasta maker would it become paciorettoni? paciorettini?
>>74389340
>Matthews beaten by a winger on the faceoff
MORE LIKE
BUSTHEWS
>>74389454
pacioraghetti, obviously
>>74389446
Most underrated Leafs player, currently have him in fantasy and I'm a Habs fan.
sosh is dangerous tonight wew
>>74389468
nice!
>>74389454
what about you put some Andrighetto in a pasta maker?
Awesome 4th line shift
Sosh Goat and Martin all looking good
Pacioretti Pacioretti give me the goaloni
SNEAKIN OUT THE WINDOW WITH ANGEL DUST IN MY INDO
weak as fuck call
I'm surprised the montreal fans and media haven't ran patches out of town yet.
will they if they miss the playoffs or make a first round exit?
>ITT we think of pasta dishes for players
>>74389485
Seared Halibut with goatcheese-stuffed Andrighettoni on Paciorettini with Soshnikov sauce
>>74389521
stop posting butterfaces
>>74389544
and a Gardner salad
>>74389533
After Price he is next on the can't cut list.
Subban was an exception but we got a better player in return.
brown not elite again
>>74389480
He's a good scorer, but he can be a floater defensively
Gardiner is so fucking slick
Weber doing what he does best
SLIDING
thank god for Price
>>74389544
>Seared Halibut with goatcheese-stuffed Andrighettoni on Paciorettini with Soshnikov sauce
I can honestly see this being a meal fucking kek
>>74389533
he's consistently carried his weight since his unspoken foot injury at the start of the season
so no
what's with all the grill posting baka desu senpai
>>74389558
>Subban was an exception but we got a better player in return.
i mean.. did you though? everyone hated playing against him on the habs and now he's quarantined in fuckin tennessee
Holy shit Matthews doing all he could to keep that PP alive
>>74389615
Toews was glad Weber left the central.
>leafs PP is #1 in the league
How? How shitty are other team's power plays? good lord
>>74389619
shoulda been a 5 on 3, he got hauled down too.
>>74389581
something to do during commercial breaks tbhfampai
welp
CHUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>74389643
It's almost as if PPs go hot and cold throughout the course of a season
>it's another "a hundred chances against price leads to a goal on the first chance back" episode
well goodnight
CHUCKYYYYYYYYYY
if we're all being unbiased that was pretty smooth by galchenyuk
MAN THAT FEELS GOOD
>>74389678
it's almost as if i tittyfucked your dad in the bathroom at walmart
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
ALEXANDER GALCHENYUK
Are we back?
>>74389687
you guys have also had some stellar chances so far and matthews is talented
no homo
>>74389721
We should have tanked last season 2bh
i have a large pimple (about the diameter of a nickel) right in the centre of the back of my neck, and it's very painful. what do i do?
>>74389747
Take a poo on it lol
>>74389721
:3 <3
>>74389747
lightly squeeze now
apply hot compress (as hot as you can handle)
half hour later, let it cool a little bit
then squeeze it as hard as you can
>>74389738
aaaah god we should have
might still have Subban and still added Radulov and Matthews/Laine with some luck
Might even have fired MT in the off-season and gotten Boucher
What a nice timeline that must be
Jeez, I wanted them to score just so I could see the offside challenge take it away
FUCK I LOVE YOU HYMAN BUT COME ON MAN YOU HAVE TO FUCKING FINISH THERE
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU FUCKING CAUSED THE GOAL AGAINST BY SKATING IT UP THE ICE INSTEAD OF DUMPING THE FUCKING PUCK!!!
>>74389747
put a warm clothe in to a bag of rice, take out after an hour and a half. Reheat cloth and place on pimple. Keep warm and re apply as needed. It will hep draw it out and you can pop it if you want.
>>74389784
>expecting hyman to score
you understand that literally 20% of his goals this season have been off tip ins with his back to goal and him not even paying attention to the shot?
>>74389789
Huh?
>all this camaraderie between leafs and habs fans in this thread
Jesus Christ, it's been way too long since these teams met in the playoffs. Gotta make the rivalry real again somehow.
>>74389813
luv u bruh
>>74389810
HE'S GOING TO BE STAPLED TO MATTHEWS FOR THE NEXT DECADE SO YEAH I'M HOPING HE FIGURES IT OUT
>>74389813
WE UNITE ON THE BASIS OF SHARED AFFECTION FOR THE QTS WHO JOIN US IN FANDOM!
>>74389811
>put a warm clothe in to a bag of rice, take out after an hour and a half. Reheat cloth and place on pimple. Keep warm and re apply as needed. It will hep draw it out and you can pop it if you want
Very easy instructions and a great way to supple, smooth, clean skin.
>kessel team coached by carlyle can't beat same habs team
>kessel team coached by horachek can't beat same habs team
>blown up team coached by babcock can't beat same habs team
>blown up team coached by babcock can't beat habs team minus price
>rookie sensation team coached by babcock can't beat same habs team
>rookie sensation team coached by babcock can't beat habs team with a brand new coach
>can't beat price even when he's sub .900
>can't beat habs even in shootout
it is literally inexcusable to lose to a team in your own division 14 times in a row.
>>74389860
>wearing a woman's watch
>>74389747
clean yourself more you fucking animal
>>74389887
It's weird because they won all 3 games vs the Bruins, who are harder to play against imo
>>74389860
Beautician
>>74389894
If you ignore the part where they got smoked repeatedly by the bruins before they met in the playoffs by extremely large margins for awhile
Checkmate Leafs
>>74389909
is there a team she doesn't have a jersey for?
What do you think burns carries in that operator back pack?
>>74389909
>being proud of an alien-looking washboard two-timing your team
classic shitreal
>>74389923
your precious gook princesses arent any better
>>74389888
>Criticizing Wayne's fashion sense
>>74389930
>>74389923
that mound between "her" legs is very suspect
>>74389930
i saw this on google while searching for qts but i didn't know if it was photoshopped or not so i didn't post it
i thought the 13 tattoos were a gang thing
>>74389976
lol
>>74389943
Water
Multi-use tool
Hatchet
Rope
Weeks worth of MRE's
Extra pair of underwear
Fucking mudslimes trying to play hockey. Get the fuck out.
>>74389976
>bush
>penus
>>74389993
>i thought the 13 tattoos were a gang thing
it's for mats sundin you fuck
>>74390000
GET GET GET GET GET
PRAISE THE EASTERN CONFERENCE!
>>74390011
They're all over the city now. And fuck do they stink.
WENDEL MATTHEWS
>>74389923
that's either the fattest puss in the east or my future wifeboi
GODTHEWS
O
D
T
H
E
W
S
>>74390000
AUSTIN MATTHEWS TIES IT UP AT THE GET
KEK IS WITH US
NOT
O
T
A
BUST
U
S
T
They just don't like to shave.
UGH
What was this defending
>>74390022
I'm a leafs fan
that get is winning us the game lad
>>74390035
Trump needs to annex Canada.
Laine who?
>hyman cant shoot on goal
>mathews has figured out he just needs to expect the puck to come like 5 feet wide of goal every time
ITS OVER LEAFS BROS THE NHL IS FINISHED
Why the fuck can't they do all games in 4K? Fucking faggots.
damn this is some amazing hockey lads
Willy with a great defensive play there, has been very good on both sides of the puck recently. Great to see.
>>74390145
yes
byron should have so put that in
>NHL teams still don't realize Andersen read every mean post about his performance on social media at the start of the season and has a massive chip on his shoulder resulting in turboperformances of excellence
you poor dears
leafs D
>>74390158
Andersen's skill is directly related to the quality of show he's watching on Netflix.
>>74390173
Weber never fucking hits
Subban used to hit and hipcheck all the time
Goddamn >we really miss Marner
>>74390205
B-but he shoots hard
>>74390205
>named PK
>kills penalties
jesus christ really?
>>74390158
Post more hot chicks in laffs jerseys pls
>>74390205
big 4 nuffin
Jump up
jump up
Get down
>>74390241
JUMP JUMP JUMP AROUND
>>74390214
once in a millenium yeah
we should have never signed subban to a 9 million contract in the first place
dumb Bargainbin
>>74390245
JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP
>>74390244
Hot damn
10/10 would disappoint
>>74390249
That was Molson that forced his hand on that one. MB signed him to too many bridge deals, got screwed in the end because of it and had to pay the piper.
>>74390244
spic
>>74390205
He's too old to be throwing hits all the time. He doesn't want to be lost or out of position. He's still a big force, but you're not going to be as wary of him at this point in the season like you were at the beginning.
I really don't understand why his performance in the playoffs last year was so undersold when talking about him. He was fucking awful. Yeah, he was okay in the WC, but the WC isn't the NHL playoffs. And it's not like Canada actually had a challenge outside of Russia.
>>74390271
Damn, Subban can also play the pipe? Wow
>>74390276
>>74390257
>>74390245
I get so hyped whenever it plays
>>74390276
Looks more like one of those desi girls indian lads would have you believe are goddesses
>>74390291
trap
>>74390291
She's hotter
There's nothing more beautiful than a hot woman wearing a hockey jersey, I swear to god
Anyone expecting a fight before this ends?
I'm calling Shaw vs Komarov
>>74390320
>>74390320
wrong
>>74390330
Not with less than 5 mins unfortunately
i told you guys earlier andersen would be our mvp
LOOK WHAT HAPPENED
>Google "hot women wearing hockey jersey"
>This shows up
Why America
>>74390283
subban sucks pipes amirite
>>74390333
I like this one
>>74390359
>Phaneuf
No
>>74390359
>inb4 shootout where he once again can't muster up a save
>>74390359
>those boots
>that jersey
>that backgound
wat
>>74390366
Got to slay the dragon before you get to the princess
>>74390366
kek
she looks like her name should be fudd or something
>>74390366
>tfw I scroll down to find the beard
>Marchenko can actually make a first pass
Already better than Polak.
>>74390400
Saved
>ACC playing Rammstein
GOT TO ROOOL WITH PUNCHES
we're going to OT again aren't we T____T
we're so bad at it!
Just got home from Niagra with my gf
LETS GO LEAFS
>>74390499
Were you there for a wedding ?
>Leaf overtime
>>74390499
Deos your first name start with D?
>>74390525
>5-5 in OT
>outshooting opponents 18-8
honestly not that bad
"the shootout has been the bane of the leafs"
OH REALLY RON
YOU NOTICED THAT?!?!~?!
>>74389017
Checking in to say I got the white meat club sandwich from st Hubert with 8 chicken wings
>>74390400
>>74390333
>>74390244
sauce on these ones
>>74390536
>st Hubert
genuinely underrated quebecer food, i fucking love st huberts
>its a leafs lose in the shootout episode
>>74390555
FUCK OFF
>>74390544
literally google
i typed in sexy leafs girls
Will Matthews ever score on a breakaway?
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>74390513
No she had some family in from Cali and we went with her family they wanted to gamble and see the falls
>>74390526
no
Are Leafs the Arab team?
>the city of busthews
GODDAMN
CHOKING
IN OVERTIME
EVERY
GODDAMN
TIME
>:(
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
SHAWSY
H
A
W
S
Y
14 GAMES IN A ROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK OFF LAFFS
>>74390587
Punjab team
>mathews on breakaways
wow its fucking nothing.exe
andersen what the fuck
Good game lads.
SHAW I HATE YOU AND I LOVE YOU
Why the fuck did they have Hyman on???
>laffs
IM NOT FUCKING DRUNK ENOUGH FUKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SHAW THE HERO!!!!!
>letting shaw and plakanec beat you
et le BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
SHAWZIE
oh wow who could have seen that coming
fuck the habs to be quite honest
lol andersen what the fuck
good fucking game, gg frogs
matthews hit it off the thin part of price's stick, good try
gg habs
>>74390587
no they're the punjabi team of canada, arabs watch soccer
also REEEEEEE WHY ARE WE SO FUCKING BAD AT OT
zaitsev literally did nothing on that play
>andersen ends the night a sub .900
what a fucking shock
>>74390641
>losing to a team 14 times in a row
>laffs
how do they keep doing it?
what the fuck did andersen do?
can this team tank for picks now please?
>>74390653
breh he was price's equal tonight no memeing
good fucking game
>>74390653
>>74390669
nothing he was great nothing is ever andersens fault ever, hes an elite goaltender
>>74390669
Went to poke it instead of standing his ground and got juked, like every other goalie that keeps trying that shit.
>>74390669
rushed out to stop the saucer pass on a two-on-one and got beat
>>74390686
You are such a melodramatic little bitch
>>74390667
up until a couple years ago losing 14 games in a row was par for the course for us T_____T
oh wait
>>74390685
No, he wasn't. He was good, but he wasn't "steal the game" good like Price always is against the Leafs.
what i learned from googling hockey qts tonight: boston has a surprising lions share of hockey qts
>>74390746
The really do they have the best ice girls
Why does price always stand on his head when he plays the leafs? It's fucking annoying.
>>74390746
qtest youve posted tonight and she's not even a leaf
>>74390822
for some reason a lot of the leafs girls on google are like 200x200 resolution and i refuse to waste y'alls time with such nonesene
>>74390536
Voisin?
>>74390674
>>74390715
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FAKE BITCH PANDERING FUCKING SLUT