The NFL has been reorganized. You're welcome.
Animal Conference
Birds of Prey Division: Seahawks, Eagles, Falcons, Ravens
Big Cats Division: Panthers, Jaguars, Bengals, Lions
Husbandry Division: Colts, Broncos, Bills, Rams
All other Animals Division: Dolphins, Browns (they're dogs, right?), Bears, Cardinals
Humanoid Conference
Supernatural Division: Saints, Giants, Chargers, Titans
Wild West Division: Cowboys, Redskins, 49'ers, Chiefs
Americana Division: Packers, Steelers, Jets, Texans
Maritime Division: Buccaneers, Patriots, Raiders, Vikings
Thank me later.
>Patriots
>Not in Americana Division
>>74378211
You'd have to reorganize the rest of the Americana and the Maritime divisions. That and the Browns as animals are the only parts I'm not satisfied with.
>>74378101
>Wild West Division: Cowboys, Redskins, 49'ers, Chiefs
6 guaranteed wins a year
>>74378101
Actually not bad anon. Not bad.
>>74378385
Implying >you could beat the Cowboys and the 'Skins twice.
>>74378101
OP here, figured it out.
Americana Division: Steelers, Packers, Patriots, Jets
Outlaw Division: Raiders, Vikings, Buccaneers, Texans
>>74380174
Ubermensch-tier reorganization.
>>74378285
Bills are humanoids. they are the Buffalo Bills, not the Buffalo Buffaloes.
Browns are also named after a person.
Jets definitely do not belong in humanoid division.
>humanoid division
>jets
>>74378211
This idea is so gay that NFL fans might really enjoy it.
>>74381948
keked mightily
I thought the chargers were horses.
>>74382436
Chargers short for super chargers. Like a concentrated lightning bolt.
>>74381880
OP here, I actually live in Buffalo. Hoped nobody would notice that. The logo is a Buffalo and half the people in this city don't even know their team's history, so let's just roll with it.
>>74381948
Well they're made and flown by humans... also I was running about of ideas desu.