/nba/ - Wew Kobe Edition

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how does he do it?

>>74374568

what part of at 500 do you not understand?

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time for real talk

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3rd for Pau Gasol should get his number retired in Memphis and LAL

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JUST

AHAHHAHAAHAHAH

Can't wait to watch the highlights tomorrow

Apparently they were losing in OT and then they didn't foul and let the clock run an extra 20 seconds

>>74374588
it probably will be retired for L.A.

>>74374605
Lol did these cuckheads lose?

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>>74374613
WEW

>>74374588
He barely did anything in Memphis.

He's getting it retired in LA without any doubt.

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>>74374629
Yeah they lost to Manute Bol's son in the playoffs

From what I see they were CHUCKING at the end according to reports

LiAngelo is about to rideeeeeeeeeee the bench at UCLA

a-are the Heat good now?

>>74374648
Based BolBol

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>JaVale McGee trying to stop the reign

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMrlnZaLeuU

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Pelicans BTFO

>>74374648
Bol Bol can ball

so what is he, like 7 foot already?

>>74374654
Post yfw the kangz literally won the trade.

Dmc is a cancer

Also post yfw based brow joins LA

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who here /BestBenchintheleague/

Do other teams actually think they could take on ALL OF US?

>>74374652
my sources just told me that LiAngelo went 3-15, 1-8 from 3pt for 7 points
>>74374659
Apparently 7'1

>>74374644
>He barely did anything in Memphis.
yeah, he was only the maximum scorer for Memphis and the first big guy to lead them to the playoffs.
Memphis was shit until Pau came and they sold him for Marc's rights, that also should get his number retired in Memphis

>>74374667
>LA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>mfw both their cancerous teams lost today
>mfw NO ONE wants to come to the Lakers
>mfw NO ONE wants to come to the Cloppers but shitty role players
>mfw Blake and Pail are leaving ASAP

>>74374672
1/8 for 3 in a hs game is embarrassing. When I was in hs if you're 0-3 from deep you stop shooting lol. This nigga shot 8 times only made 1.

Friendly reminder that lonzo is the only good ball brother.

>>74374683
>tfw blake makes my suns a playoff contender
if only

>>74374697
Your suns?


I'm sorry but what is your stake in the Phoenix Sun's franchise????

>>74374684
Yeah.. Lamelo still has time to grow but LiAngelo is about to get btfo desu

Lonzo going top 5 too

While you faggots are talking about the Balls meme we have a REAL family that's a threat to the NBA with their meme chucking.

How do we stop the Curry's?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIgEyJ2-Fno

>>74374697
you guys need far more than Blake

>teams that become a contender with Griffin

>Houston
>OKC
>Boston
>Memphis

unless you meant contending to make the playoffs in which case that is really sad

Why is Ingram so fucking bad?

>>74374703
im the official /sp/ shitposter

>>74374717
houston is already a contender

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>>74374697
hey im the OG suns fan here, you dont get to claim them

we dont want griffin, we want young players

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>>74374726
>houston is already a contender

https://streamable.com/wzlkh

men someone needs to check if Isaiah Thomas carries guns in the locker room..... that hand gesture wasn't normal.....

>>74374737
He's gonna get suspended by the NBA for this.

Isiah Thomas on suicide watch

>>74374726

Is this your first season watching the NBA??

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Who is the pressure on????

LMAO Fuck the Celtshits, they ain't even in our league.

Cavs SHOOK

>>74374752
no i just started watching yesterday.

Iblacka

>Isaiah Thomas on the flagrant foul by Carroll: "That's not a basketball play by any means. Guys who aren't factors in games do that."

Isaiah Thomas -19 +/-
Carroll +19

really gives the old noggin a joggin

>>74374772
he can't even say shit like that when his teammate Smart is far chippier and far dirtier

>>74374764
SKREEEEEEEEOOOOONNNKKKK

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>>74374772
>celticuck fans

If Isaiah Thomas wasn't a literal midget he wouldn't go flying from a minor shove like that.

It's funny because all the celshits fans immediately ran away after the game was over.

Probably locked themselved in a celshits discord to make manlet pasta or something....

between carroll, ibaka, and tucker the rapties have some pretty good defensive stoppers

The real question: what do the Raptors do with Valanciunas after this season?

Is Isaiah thomas actually for real, does he not realize carroll could literally eat him?

>>74374568
>LAK:Ivica Zubac blocks three shots in 27 minutes
>LAK:Jordan Clarkson scores 14 w/ four steals

>LAK

ITS LAL FUCKFACE, AND INGRAM IS NOT A BUST, GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

>>74374822
and PPAT
literal goon squad

>>74374830
keep him because we arent giving ibaka a max contract

>>74374836
This

>>74374841
He's so shit though

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>saltics
hahahahahahahahaha

>>74374836
That's how roto does it and Ingram is statistically and categorically a bust more fine than Diana à la Biche.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZEMbU-1xyg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLjURMq3BVI

>Ibaka is already the second leading scorer in a Raptors game
>PJ is the Raptors second best defender already

>>74374880

These bitches want niiikeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swUxL9QDVI4

ty lawson a fucking savage lmao *crying laughing emojji*

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NO MORE TANKING
NO MORE ELIMINATIONS
WE WONT TAKE IT ANYMORE.

/sixers/ report in

I'd say we have 4 future team starters on the roster right now.

>>74375000
>tank for eons
>throw it all away in one deadline

baka

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what did he mean by this?

My rapties won the season series against the celshits. There is literally no rematch. Let this loss marinate in your heads celshits fans. Better luck next year cuz you won't even make it out the first round to meet us in the conference finals hahaha

>>74375000
i hope you arent implying TJ McConnell is going to be a future starter

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>>74375000

right here senpai

i think though colangelo is the worst guy for our time at this moment, we need someone like a presti

colangelo is trying to make a name for himself so he can get another job when he gets fired from this one (probably by the start of next season judging by the way this is going)

roco, simmons, embiid, dario all look like solid pieces to me. assuming simmons will be playing point like he said, you got a nice piece in tj off the bench in a derek fisher type role and a good energy guy in holmes...need a good shooting guard for sure this summer, sauce isn't going to cut it

>>74375017
>trading Noel when they have three centers even afterwards
>thinking they could go on and keep him with a max thrown by the Nets
>implying it's not Hinkie's fault for trading him sooner when he was the oldest center on the roster

Yeah, kys.

Just found out about Blake getting it to the face, wewclops.

also isn't it kind of strange that Blake and cp3 mysteriously come back around the same time? just in time to get their conditioning and chemistry back for playoffs. hmm, really makes my almonds think.

>>74375053
Colangelo literally kept the Raptors shit for 7 years

Got to give him props for Lowry and Derozan though

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>This is the best shot the #1 ranked high school team in California can get on a set play in the playoffs

>>74375053
>simmons
>embiid
injury ridden busts

sorry dude your team is shit and its not getting any better

>>74375096
its a pass bro.

>>74375096
post sauce castillo senpai

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>>74375082
>colangelo is going to be in charge of the lakers pick if we get it

>>74375111

embiid is not a bust, injury prone perhaps

simmon's fracture is very hard to recover from, most of us expected he'd be out the whole season

weren't you faggots calling dario a bust too? lmao

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>>74375116
>>74375127
me on the right

>>74375142
on the right where? literally tons of ppl on the right canuck.

>>74375142
that was an oop for his teammates

trash baka

>>74375140
>embiid is not a bust, injury prone perhaps
He will never play a full season in his career. You are a bust if you can't stay healthy. Oden was a bust. Embiid is a bust.

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>>74375156
I'm the really tall black guy beside the rim

>>74375142
>pointguards who cant shoot stilll get drafted

>>74375187
>>74375142
Bol Bol is as spooky looking as his pops. I hope he doesn't have too many health issues. Those legs look like they're gonna snap any minute. We need Clips4lyfe to force feed him ASAP.

>>74375142
Someone post that pic with the 3 brothers photos next to each other so I can laugh at his ugly face

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>>74375142

Wew lad.

Once the screen is set and #21 correctly pulls away, Ball just has to bounce pass inbetween them, let #21 drive to the hoop and make a cheeky pass to #23 for a wide open three.

I mean, that's what? 35 feet? Look at his fucking form too. That's some cancerous shit, I'd hate to be that coach.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Laonin9hDgw

>"If he cherry picking 92 times, then shit i love cherries"
-Lavar Ball

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What did he mean by this?

Keep in mind this is OT of the playoffs with about 1:30 left in a tie game

It kind of reminds me of the Curry to Klay turnover in G7

>>74375187
Why is he bothering to jump and risk his legs literally shattering? Just stretch out your arm kid.

>>74375242
god fucking damn mullatos are ugly

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>>74375172

>You are a bust if you can't stay healthy

You can't really project a career based on one season, lots of guys had injuries and had great careers. Ron Harper fucked up his knee, went on to have a great career as a roleplayer with the Bulls and Lakers. Livingston, Big Z, McGrady, Hill. Even if Embiid had a Yao type career, that's enough for him to drastically change the future of this franchise, much like Yao and McGrady did for the Rockets.

You could say, Embiid may never fill his potential because of his injuries and that may be true. That is not a bust, however.

FUCK THIS IF YOU'RE ON /NBA/ READING THIS YOU MUST MAKE A CHOICE! AND MAKE IT THIS VERY SECOND


YOU TEAM /BOLBOL/?
OR
YOU TEAM /BALL/?

>>74375277
/bolbol/

>>74375277
Is Bol Bol dare I say it, /ourguy/?

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>>74375277
I AM NOT ON TEAM MEME CHUCKER

FUCK YOU STEPH CURRY YOU HAVE RUINED THE GAME OF BASKETBALL

>>74375277

call me when there's a hs prospect with an elite midrange game and an afro, then we'll talk

embiid was drafted the same year as john wall and has only played 30 games that's sad

>>74375292
9/32?
8/33?

are you fucking with me? then it is decided BOL BOL is /nba/ tier, The balls are reddit tier

BEHOLD OUR OVERLORD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCIhnUhUcrM

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I think it would make sense for the NBA to take the 3 pointer out of the game until the last two minutes of a quarter.

I'm really tired of watching these games (my own team is guilty of this) where one guy shoots 7-30 and goes 3-15 on three pointers for 17 points.

It would reduce the amount of shitty blowouts because someone hits 5 threes in a row and then other coach gives up and pulls his starters

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>>74375316
Wait a minute it gets even better

They were running a 5 (FIVE) man rotation in a playoff game

>>74375296
Fake news

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>>74375353

what am i looking at here

>>74375363
>what am i looking at here

see>>74375292
and look at the right.

chino hills btfo

>>74375353
wait canada, IT GETS BETTER, LETS HEAR WHAT JOHN WALL HAS TO SAY ON THIS BALL BUSTING MEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnAqhYKCW8k

>"Someone's got to be better than Jordan, why not you?"

-Lavar Ball

LOLOLOL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1SR-AsaWno

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>>74375388
Daily reminder that John Wall got btfo by PRE-NBA Autism Rivers

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How many points Buddy gonna drop next game?

22? 19? 30?

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>>74375388


AHAHHAH john wall a savage lmao finna RT this one sec

>>74375423
ucla alumni here

lavar ball is a real fucking piece of work, but I suppose alford will put up with him as long as he gets decent players for little to no recruiting effort on his part

lonzo isn't anything special, not anymore special than shabazz mohammad was told he was going to be the next lebron (literally who?????)

and you can't even start judging kids in high school yet because they aren't even fucking fully developed yet in body and brain.

Time will tell, but I'm not saying lonzo will even perform well in the NBA. If I were him, I would be learning some euro language like turkish or something as a plan B to play in case the NBA puts you on your ass

>>74375445
dude scary how you posted this, i was thinking that Lonzo is like Austin Rivers, im going to look at austin highschool mixtapes, if im right, and im hoping i am, they have a similar game, stupid looking handles lol.

i cant wait for these faggot rich kids to get their shit kicked in kek

>>74375276
>You can't really project a career based on one season
It's Embiid's 3rd season though

What would the nba be like if you could loan players to other teams like in euro soccer?

>>74375555
Lebron would never lose

what is the /nba/ approved detergent?

>>74375570

i get the dollar tree shit

>>74375423
Sucks for his kids. Setting them up for failure while he sits back and asks for their money when they get there.

>>74375585
>Sucks for his kids. Setting them up for failure while he sits back and asks for their money when they get there.
What? Even if they all end up busting and bouncing around the league as career journeymen it'd still leave them with a salary of over $6m a year.

I'd have loved to get set up for failure like that

>>74375631
>euro
>loving to b set up for failure

build the wall hiro!

>>74375631

I don't see the middle one getting drafted at all, maybe someone bites on the little chucker who shoots with 2 hands in the 2nd round.

Ball has the best chance at a career but I wouldn't him at 2 or even 3...his passing looks good enough that I think he'd translate well enough to play beyond his rookie deal

>>74375658

His dad said all 3 brothers are going back to back to back #1 overall lmao

>he doesn't moisturise twice daily with Aveeno

Kek.

KEK.

>>74375669
is there video of this?!?!

>>74375658
lonzo is good, the other two are meme chuckers, the seth currys of the ball familia..

>>74375680

nah but source

>But they’re completely in character for LaVar, who told The Times in November, before Lonzo had played his first game at UCLA, that he would win a national championship, and that all three Ball brothers would be No. 1 overall NBA draft picks. LiAngelo is a senior and LaMelo a sophomore at Chino Hills High.

its behind an adblock wall

http://www.latimes.com/sports/ucla/la-sp-lavar-ball-20170219-story.html

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>>74375675

this stuff is the shit, its marketed for diabetics but does a miracle to prevent scaring even for normies

i got my hand caught in a chain net playing pickup and sliced my finger real good. shit is like magic

>>74375675
How does one even moisturize?

Feels oily as fuck and gets on your clothes and shit.

>>74375550
It's his first season and his third year since being drafted technically.

>>74375658
Honestly I feel a bit bad for the two younger brothers, actually all of them
Their dad is fucking retarded

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honestly if you don't use Downy fabric softener you need to get the fuck out of my /nba/ right now

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>>74375834
>>74375675
>>74375731

>>74375834
s-sory

>>74375708
dude is over hyping it man. It's eithe A they use it as motivation to not fail or B they fail. Anthony Bennett rolling in his grave right now.

>>74375829
well, yes. But it's only his first season because he was seriously injured before, so those 2 years are definitely relevant when judging his ability to stay healthy

Irving/ Deron Williams
JR Smith/Korver
LeBron/Shumpert
Love/Jefferson
Thompson/Bogut

RIP Eastern COnference

>>74375919
moment of silence.......

.......


......

yall niggas seriously don't use moisturizer, what the fuck

>>74375958
whypipo don't really need it

>>74375958
i dont even know what it does, make your skin smooth?

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>>74375989

yeah, i get ashy as fuck not even black though

>>74375983

makes sense i guess

>>74376015
might consider getting some for my Lonzo Balls.

>Russell Westbrook is the third player in the last 40 years with 17-17-17, per Elias. Rondo 18-17-20 in 2012. Magic 24-17-17 in 1989.

Wow! That's interesting. Also remember when Rondo was elite and the next Jason Kidd?

What Chinese team will Rose play for next season senpai?

If Jimmer is dropping 70 a night, how many will Rose get?

>>74376105
remember when deron williams and derrick rose were the best pgs in the league

>>74376105
1/5 for 3, and 4/18 overall
topkek

>>74376136
92 points

>>74376140
remember when your mom wasn't a whore?

>>74376146
woah woah woah, lets take a chill pill, there is only 1 person in this world that can score 92 and that's Mr. 92 pts himself, Lamelo ball, #1 pick of the toronto Raptors in 2020

If Deangelo Russell shows no improvement by next years trade deadline it's time to trade him.

>>74376158
he's from LA fagbait he's Lakers property

>>74376143
That's a typical Jason Kidd type game.

>>74376160
>expecting a 20 year old to be the best

get the fuck outta here kupchak, you aren't in charge anymore

now if you're going to say the same about ingram, then I'll agree with you. In fact, that bust should have been dealt before this trade deadline passed

>>74376160
>literally the future of the Lakers

>>74376140
Remember when Shabazz Mohammed was hyped up as the next LeBron and Tyson Chandler was one of the best centers in the game?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_basketball_players_who_have_scored_100_points_in_a_single_game

Look at all those literal whos who have scored 100 points in a high school game, expect Lascrubby Ballhog to be one of them.

>>74376160
I wouldn't trade him unless the Lakers get a better PG in the draft.

I don't think Dlo just on a personal level is capable of leading a team at all.

>>74376160
Agreed, he has the end of this seez, the off-season and by the ASB next seez. plenty of time to get his shit straight or to pack his shit. It's a good thing, too we're going to need to free up some salary for the Ball Bros and the ushering in of the Cherry pick Era. RIP meme ball.

who /cherrypickbasketball/ here?

The bottom line is if my Lakers want to move forward and start winning we need players who can actually score with some efficiency. We don't need Ingram shooting 36%, we don't need Deangelo Russell shooting 39%. Maybe trade them for a star next deadline.

Lamelo Ball
Lidonky Ball
Lonzo Ball
Paul George
Demarcus Cousins

WHo can stop us!?!?!

What people need to understand is you should draft players based on their personality first and skill second.

Especially with a PG.

You need alphas that can lead and aren't afraid to speak their minds and willing to listen.

Not shy spoiled rich kids that snitch on their teammates.

>>74376212
common sense

is LeBron gay? is that why he hates himself?

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Whats up nerds I heard you was talking shit don't make me come fuck your girl

>>74376229
yes

>>74376231
gets more pussy than all of /nba/ put together

>>74376231
lol, herd muh boi BOL BOL fucked you in the ass in the playoffs senpaitachi, FOH.

>>74376219
>because everyone in the NBA is mature
you got 100 year old Paul Pierce acting like a 16 year old girl

>>74374715
Houston is way more bonkers in terms of chucking. Morey basically modeled the entire team to compliment Harden's game.

>>74376341
still never win shit

>>74376310
Nah, you got a 100 year old acting exactly like a 100 year old.

>>74376341
>modeled around a flopper

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>You're with your friends playing ball, chucking up some shots at the local rec center when these 3 guys come up to you talking bout they got next.

What do you do?

>>74376380
nigga mad he's not Kobe. literally nobody cares about him retiring

ingram is the biggest bust ive ever seen

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>>74376404
cock da join bah and bang it on em

>>74376411
He should thank Draymond because now everyone has a reason to care about his retirement

>>74376404
tell them to go buy acne cream and continue balling out

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I just updated the pastebin for those interested :^)

It's 3 in the morning and after seeing this >>74376425 picture it's kind of crazy to think we're watching grown men play a schoolyard sport at a high level for millions of dollars with global influence

>>74376436
>>74376412
>>74376422
>>74376424
all you?

>>74376442
yes

>>74376366
Hopefully never.

>>74376448
thought it was uno

>ywn be so mad that you spend hours making a paste bin out of sheer ass pain
lmaolemello

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Opinions on this haircut?

>>74376883
It's pretty effay but the dude scores a 0/10 from /soc/. He's one ugly motherfucker.

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>>74376467

>hours

literally one click on this button, though

and updating the pb is simple as copy and and paste, about 5 seconds

>>74376883

a little try hard with the lines and the slash eyebrows, he's a young kid copying his brothers though, that's to be expected

>>74375731
>>74377068

AHAHAHHAHA AUTIST IS A DIABETIC NO WONDER HES ALWAYS SO BUTTHURT THE NERVE PAIN RUNS ALL THROUGHOUT HIS BODY CONFIRMED FAT FUCK SUGAR SLURPER

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>>74377114
i'm not diabetic m8, i thought I made that clear when I said

>but does a miracle to prevent scaring even for normies

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>>74376883
It's cool. I like it. Needs to get his teeth fixed. Looks like a young retarded CR7.

>>74376425
This is the most epic picture, I wish evil LeBron would come back.

>>74376231
The fuck, it looks worse from the front.

>>74376197
I swear I saw someone post this on /r/lakers earlier...

>>74377114
Did you failing reading comprehension 101 in college?

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>>74374830
JV will retire after this season. He then will continue doing what he does best:
1. Making small figurines of himself dabbing.
2. Driving under influence.

>>74377114

>calling other people autistic when you spam in all caps laughing like a sperg

The lack of self awareness in this post is shocking, shocking, i tell you

>>74377251
>>74377189
>>74377365
slurp that sugar suga

Can someone redpill me on this wew kobe and kobe sons memes? I'll admit I'm new here and lurking does no good since no one explains memes.

>>74376434
>yo we got next
>nigga go get some acne cream

*acts like nothing happened and shoots fadeaway jumper from the top of they key*

>koooobe

>Over past six games, Dario Saric is averaging 20.5 ppg(52%), 8 reb, 2.5 ast.

wew Embiid actually might not win ROTY

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Gooooood morning /nba/ General!

What game we watching tonight

>>74377665
I'll be watching GSW stomp the Nets while worrying about playing the Spurs in 2 weeks.

>>74377426
>redpill

You must read the lore scrolls my friend

>>74377687
where are the scrolls located?

>nobody talking about Gary Harris
/nba/ slow on the draw once again. No one seeing how the Nuggies have slowly turned this raw late 1st rounder into the perfect 3&D wing.

Can we talk about how Brandon Inzy straight scammed an NBA team into drafting him just because he was skinny?

About to go into Subway, someone recommend a good sub to order

>>74377959
I always get the footlong chicken tikka on hearty italian with chipotle sauce

people always say i have shit taste in subway though so don't just trust me

>>74376219
>expecting a rookie to be your emotional leader
That's how you recognise a team that will spend forever in the lottery.

>>74377959
chicken teriyaki/sweet onion or steak & cheese/chipotle

>>74377959
i hope subway is better in the UK because its shit in the US

>bulls wanted to trade Jimmy straight up for Booker


Kobe's son confirmed for better than jimmy buckets?

Was Lou Williams a good pick up?

>>74378048
Subway is our most popular fast food place statistically, never had it in the US but it's pretty good here

>>74374880

>tfw even this Chad-looking bastard gets cucked

Is there even a point to dealing with women anymore?

>>74376231
>>74376404

I garun-fucking-tee you I get more pussy than these ugly ass mulatto Ball boys.

all the money and talent in the world can't fix an ugly face. Being handsome and decently well off >>> being the worlds ugliest future NBA player.

I wonder if he got his gap in his tooth from his dad abusing him. Something just seems off in that family.

>>74378103
Just don't go after sluts and you should be alright.

>>74378067
Our front office is so inept that its not even funny. Butler will walk for nothing in his contract year. I don't care anymore

>>74378182

How are you supposed to know whether or not they're a slut until it's too late?

why don't people appreciate SWEET Lou Williams?

Literally a Top 10 scorer imo. Livewire points and energy every night. He'll probably win a ship for the Rockets.

>>74378216
See how long it takes for you to get laid whilst giving it your best shot. Anything below four months is slut tier to be discarded.

Brandon Ingram was such an obvious bust to anyone that watches college ball regularly. What are NBA scouts doing if a British NEET is a better judge of players than they are?

Lonzo Ball is another obvious bust. MCW#2

>>74378090
>most popular fast food place

I better see some pictures. Subway is fucking trash here.

>>74378231
Men.. between him and Gordon, that's an automatic 35 points of the bench

>>74378263
I ain't going all the way down to Subway just to show you a picture of a sandwich

Maybe the other brit might take a pic but he's probably finished it by now

>>74378283
American Subways, or at least the ones around me, are terrible because their meat is so rubbery and processed. The bread is alright, I guess

>>74378216
Checking out their Facebook profile or asking them what they do in their free time should give you a good idea. Just make sure that you know the person well - before getting into a relationship with them.

>>74378302
Oh yeah that's true here too, but our standard for rubbery and processed is higher than America, so it's probably better than in the states. You exactly don't go there for haute cuisine

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How was Ibaka last night Raptors bros?

>>74378315
>Checking out their Facebook profile

Are you dating middle aged women? No young people have Facebook.

>>74378397
pretty good and clutch

>>74378423
Where do you live m8? Nearly everyone that I've met in uni has a Facebook account

>>74377707
vault 7

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>>74378397
He and Tucker were great. The Dinosity starts now

>>74378606

having an account =/= actually using it to socialize.

most people just have an account to talk to their grandma and that's it

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>>74378691
>dinosty

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just bought these for $300 off ebay. did i fuck up?

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Don't mind me, I'll just be posting new bulls memes for my bullsbros.

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>no Lakers game today

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>have nothing to do
>check incoming rookies since I know nothing about them

>>74374717
>OKC
OKC needs more shooters, not another guy to clog up the paint

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>Bombston and LA just drafted a SF in 2016
>Philly has Saric

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>>74379868
>when MCW dunks

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>>74380270
more basketball related

>>74374605
are they even good? they feel like some meme the media is payed to push

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>>74380332
whoops forgot to clean up his head outline

>>74376219
Thats how OKC got Westbrook and Ibaka
They knew Ibaka's story and they asked Pac-12 players "who they feared the most" (it was westbrook)

>>74378103
>not knowing how to cuck guys in the military

>>74377959
BMT with American Cheese, Lettuce, Jalapenos, Mayonnaise on Wheat.

>>74374880
need sauce on video or link

>>74380261
Saric plays the 4 more than anything else.

I really can't see Philly not-drafting a PG this year. Fuck, if they win too many games, i could even see them reach for Fox. Most likely scenario for them: they miss the major PG prospects and end up with that french nigga with the weird last name.

>>74380560
Don't know if I can post porn links on a SFW board but search for "PREMIER PORNO DE SELENA GREEN-VARGAS" on pornhub

>>74375387
That Mater Dei PG looked really good with his footwork, dribbling on left and right. His freethrows came through in the clutch as well.

Are Raptors fans this stupid? Do they really think they won't get raped by the Cavs?

>>74380591
thanks brother

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>>74380364
>tfw too intelligent to score

>>74378691
>that cheeky powell

>>74379694
*tips fedora*

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>>74380682

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>>74380893
fuck too big

>>74378691
Is this from the Heat title in 2013?

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>Kobe's sons

The inferior family

>>74374880
Is that her bf with the 9 inch or half of that?

Because in the video she mentions her first bf had a 9 inch cock and her 2nd bf had half of that.

So if that is the guy with the 9 inch then jokes on her. She's the dumb bitch that million saw do porn and he's the nigga with the 9 inch.

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>>74380916

>LeBron questionable tonight with illness.

LeDecline IS REAL LADS. It's fucking OVER, AHAaHAAHHAAHAAHAH

LGTSS

>playing your most important player who happens to be 32 years old 40 minutes a night

HAHAHAHAA I FUCKING TOLD YOU FAGGOTS THIS WOULD HAPPEN I'm SO fucking HAPPY RIGHT NOW LEBRON IS FUCKING DONE GET RECKED

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>>74381045
>Spring time for Zipser and Germany
>Winter for opponents not friends

>>74376185
Fun fact: Paul Arizin knew my dad and used to come to my family parties. He was a pretty quiet dude but his wife was fucking nuts.

Didn't know he scored 100 points in college though, that's pretty sweet.

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>>74381231
wtf is that line doing lol

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>>74381258
fuck

So why didn't the Celtics make any moves?

>>74381334
dude drafting guards lmao

Isn't Gordon Hayward going to the Celtics?

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>>74381284
>when CAM3RON hits a 3

>>74381334

Why would they need another superstar? They lost to the raptors by 10 last night lol you think Jimmy Butler would have helped?

fuck that just tank man lmao

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>>74379868
>>74380364
>>74380682
>>74380916
>>74381045
>>74381284
>>74381414
I'm done for now can't think of anymore bulls memes. Hopefully >we can beat the Cavs tonight.

Why are the Rockets trading assets for players? They can't beat the Spurs in a 7 game series

Why are the Raptors trading assets for players? They can't beat the Cavs in a 7 game series

>>74380682

top kek

Why is any team even trying?

Nobody can beat the warriors or cavs in a 7 game series.

>>74381773
>who are the Spurs

>>74381773
The Spurs could definitely do it. Maybe the Rockets if they got lucky.

>>74381792

Good question. Looked at their roster the other day and realized I had no fucking clue who literally any of those players were other than Kawhi Leonard.

>>74381827
they have a lot of old guys but not all of them are literal whos you retard

Serious question, the Lakers need to tank so they don't lose their draft pick. Why don't they just give the ball to Ingram and let him chuck it every possession? They get sure up the loss and there is a small possibility that ingram loses his bust status.

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>>74381747
Tell that to me when we're in the finals my man haha

>>74381845

Let's go through this then

>Aldridge, LeMarcus

debatable, somewhat recognizable dude

>Anderson, Kyle
>Anthony, Joel
>Bertāns, Dāvis
>Dedmon, Dewayne
>Forbes, Bryn
>Gasol, Pau
>Ginóbili, Manu
>Green, Danny

never heard of any of those guys

>Lee, David

Only recognize him because I'm a huge basketball fan and he used to play for the warriors. Casuals wouldn't recognize him

>Leonard, Kawhi

Only superstar and recognizable face on the roster

>Mills, Patty
>Murray, Dejounte
>Parker, Tony
>Simmons, Jonathon

Literal d-leaguers and guys who played in the 90's before half of us were even born

So that's 2-3 actual recognizable talented players and the rest mexicans and europeans from the d-league. I'm starting to see why Pop is praised so much considering what little he has to work with.

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>>74381999
>Gasol, Pau
>Ginóbili, Manu

>never heard of any of those guys

>>74381999
>Gasol, Pau
>Ginóbili, Manu
>Green, Danny
>never heard of any of those guys

Shit dude, if you've watched like three spurs games you should know Dewayne Dedmon too.

>>74381892
Luke doesn't want the team to lose. He plays to win.

I have a good feeling that the Lakers will lose this pick. Women intuition

Jaylen Brown is such a bust its almost heartbreaking watching him try to play basketball against real NBA caliber players.....

>>74382127
Yeah he's no Brandon Ingram

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you now remember Royce White

>>74381708

because they can beat the spurs in 4 straight games

>>74382177
What a huge waste of a draft pick

>>74382177
lmao

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/23059631/#23069390

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Jaylen wasn't even 100% just wait till the playoffs Rapturds

>>74382550
Lowry wasn't even in the game.

>>74382550
you finally decided to come out from hiding after getting shit on yesterday night? hahahahaha sad!

>>74382550

>lose to the raps with the best player on both teams out

nice

>>74378039
>>74376310
>Westbrook
>Tim Duncan
>LeBron
Even Paul Pierce ended up being the leader of the Celtics at a young age.

Rondo even did well.

>>74382723
But IT is better than any player the Raptors have

@74381999
this is a really awful post, you don't deserve a (you)

really though, not sure if you're a dilettante or if you're being intentionally deceitful/stupid.

>>74383072
>manlet that can't play defense
>better than Lowry

stop posting

>>74380018
Don't worry, the lakies will lose to the spuds tomorrow.

>>74383204
doesn't mean he played poorly

>statfags

>>74383229
>defending a giant goose egg performance

>>74383260
I would need to watch the game to know if he played poorly

he might have played an excellent game and he might have dragged his team down, looking at box scores is like looking at a plot synopsis. The why and how is more important than the what, and all the box score gives you is the what.

>>74383204
you can't measure intangibles

>>74383204
I bet his basketball IQ is off the charts

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>>74383204
Is he finally ascending to the next level?

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>John Wall isn't the best PG in the Eastern Conference

>>74383284

THIS. I frequently put up 0/0/0 games at the Y all the time, yet I still know deep down I'm the best player there because I provide the intangibles and can read the defense properly to set the correct screens and get hockey assists. Plus I'm the only guy who plays defense and hustles, yet they don't even have a stat that properly measures that.