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India vs Australia, First Test Day 3 - Official Match Thread

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Australia 1st Inn 260 All Out
India 1st Inn 105 All Out

Australia 2nd Inn 4/143

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http://www.news.com.au/finance/work/at-work/tradie-sacked-for-shower-dildo-pic/news-story/a81b93046dc7624af5cbb9f3737fb839
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SOK Pty Ltd.
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>>74372141
Unfair dismissal 2bh.
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feeling good lads
mitch marsh and steve smith on century watch
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>>74372211
Marsh will be out in the first three overs
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Starc's dismissal of Kohli for a duck was much more important than SOK 6 wickets desu.
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NSW 114/3 (31.5 ov) v Tasmania
Queensland 70/2 (28 ov) v South Aust
Victoria v West Aust
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>>74372250
Truthy.

sok shitters on pooicide watch
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What time AEDT does it start?
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based fucking Behrendorff lads
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Is Australia elite?
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>>74372130
Good thread.

>>74372141
>>74372186
Unfair dismissal for sure.

>>74372157
Good post.

>>74372211
Marsh will be out first ball.

>>74372225
*first ball

>>74372250
Correct.

>>74372257
>domestic cricket
KEK

>>74372266
Agreed.

>>74372297
2.30pm

>>74372308
Literally who?

>>74372324
Nice.

>>74372331
Yes.
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>>74372331
No.
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Stream where?
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Just woke up
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>>74372141
kek

KEK

K-E-K
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>>74372141
Very generic looking bathroom.

I doubt she could have been identified from the photo.

Was retarded to report this to the company.
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/afl/ is up lads
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STREAM
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>>74372373
>>74372429
Good posts.
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>>74372420
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Foxtel Master Race reporting in.
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Roosterman STILL hasn't joined the sc league.

Worried 2bh.
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rc, you here m8?
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SOK > Indian SOK
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>>74372468
Yes
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quality thread lads
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>>74372515
What will the series result be?

2-1 to Australia for me.
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>>74372515
Based fucking RC.
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>>74372515
hey mate how's it going?
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Based Behrendorff exposing the WA rejects lads
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>still half an hour from starting
What should I do until 11.30, lads?
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>>74372569
you can stream the shield games from cricket.com.au
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>>74372532
3-1 India
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>>74372569
>western australia
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>>74372569
Is literally everyone in these threads from Worsten Cuckstralia?
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>>74372582
>Australia will win the series
based
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You will be watching the Australian Club Championship today, right?

You aren't a poorfag public school babby, right?
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>>74372599
No I'm tipping India win 3 and Australia pinch one. Not even ruling India out of this match yet.
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Australia to have a cheeky poolapse today and give them 350 to chase which they'll do but they'll lose about six wickets in the process.
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>>74372609
yeah I know, that's why I'm celebrating Australia's inevitable series victory
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>>74372609
Based RC.

What will you do with your upcoming Australian of the Year award?
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kek you can just feel the peelanders trembling with jealousy at the elite truthbombs and camaraderie present in this thread
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>NRL starts in less than a week
>AFL starts in 2 weeks
KEK, enjoy your dead cucket threads, bogans.
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>>74372644
autism
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>>74372618
My test cricket tipping record is tracking at 97% but ok
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>>74372644
Why not just repost them all here?
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>>74372652
your test cricket tipping record is LITERALLLY made up of an Ashes series where you were COMPLETELY wrong and tipping Australia to win games against New Zealand and the West Indies at home
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>>74372141
I've seen worse in my time as a tradie.
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>>74372582
Thanks based RC, gonna win big on a bet for series win by Aus
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>>74372655
because he is too autistic to actually put it all in one picture for easier reading, i only read two of them before his autism stopped me
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Will we be the number 1 ranked test team when we win this series?
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>>74372644
this is literally how krazyrapist spent his morning
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Geelong vs Wollongong.

Who wins?
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>>74372720
at a glance yeah
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Question for Indian

Does kohli smell like a typical Indian with shitty BO? Or are rich Indians clean smelling and nice to smell?
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>>74372735
always bet on the /gong/ m8
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>>74372598
>>74372587
Stay seething you east coast fucks.

Enjoy your niggers, gooks, muslims and abos.

Based WA carrying white Australia.
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>>74372757
Been to Northbridge yesterday? As many viets and chinks here as anywhere else
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>>74372765
Western (Whiten) Australia is 97% white.
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latham needs to stop appealing
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>>74372795
KEK back to your containment thread
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>>74372795
Mark Latham hasn't been relevant for 15 years. Why bring him up now?
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who /behrendorff/ here
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>>74372789
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>he still falls for bait threads in 2017
sad
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>>74372786
wrong buddy, more like 96.8/9% at best, that is if you include Italians as white


English 848,230 29%
Australian 724,360 24.8%
Irish 187,038 6.4%
Scottish 186,475 6.4%
Italian 111,894 3.8%
Indigenous 69,664 3.1%

In terms of birthplace, in the 2011 census 33.2% of the population were born overseas – the highest proportion of any state or territory. People born in the United Kingdom (230,410), New Zealand (70,736) and South Africa (35,326) were the largest groups of immigrants, accounting for 45% of the state's overseas-born population.[19]

Perth's metropolitan area (including Mandurah) had an estimated population of 1.729 million in 2011 (77% of the state).[21] Other significant population centres include Bunbury (64,385),[22] Geraldton (31,349),[23] Kalgoorlie-Boulder (30,841),[24] Albany (26,643),[25] Karratha (16,475),[26] Broome (12,766)[27] and Port Hedland (13,772).[28]


You lot also have more people born overseas
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>>74372803
just picked the first thread to be honest
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>>74372869
>what is rounding up
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>>74372869
>WRONG mate, you don't have 97% white population, it's ONLY 96.8%, so haha CHECK MATE
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>>74372882
>rounding up in statistics which often work on percentages

That isn't how it works, it has to equal to 100% not 100.1% or higher

>Worst Australian education
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97% white and 3% non-white
versus
96.8% white and 3.2% non-white, which rounds to 97% white and 3% non-white
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>comfy low 20s in the eastern states
>disgusting, humid, hot and sweaty 35 degrees in Perth

worst Australia BLOWN OUT AGAIN
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Is there some kind of Indian /sp/ or cricket forum they use?

I want to see the butthurt and them calling everyone a mother fucker.
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>>74372945
t. Mohamed Li
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>>74372945
>20% humidity
what did he mean by this?

Perth summers are objectively GOAT.
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>>74372949
literally any cricket-related facebook page, especially cricinfo
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>>74372917
I did say at best

Time for some truth bombs

>The Chinese and Indian communities are comparatively larger in Sydney (3.4% and 2.0%) and Melbourne (2.3% and 2.7%) than in Perth (0.9% and 1.6%).

>However, Perth’s Chinese population grew by 210% between 2001 and 2011. This is compared to 154% in Melbourne, 81% in Sydney and 123% nationally.

>Some of the other fastest growing overseas born populations in Perth included: the Philippines (209%), Korea (177%), India (129%) South Africa (117%) and Thailand (116%). All of this is a clear sign that the so-called “Asian century” is gathering demographic and economic momentum in Perth/WA.

I was only giving you the benefit of the doubt to crush you later on
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>>74372949
the cricket australia facebook page
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>>74372944
You don't round percentages

That isn't how it works also check this post >>74372965

the previous post was statistics 10 years ago
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>>74372945

Perth doesn't get that shitty humid hot weather that you guys do. the summers here are GOAT.
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>>74372959

HOT as FUCK
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>>74372995
35 C isn't hot
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>>74373003

It's factually hot las
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>leave Englel to us
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>>74373026
It must be hard to understand how a lack of humidity affects temperature
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is Ashwin white?
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kek the /rug/fugees in the other thread are having a meltdown lads
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Based fucking Behrendorff lads
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GERARD WHEATLEY
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morning lads
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just woke up lads
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>>74373138
>>74373159

what did you two get up to last night?

:3
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>>74373168
>:3
Kys
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>>74372053
>>74372135
>>74373030
>>74373049
>>74373120

keep in mind there are two (2) australian posts in the entire thread and both are polite truthies on Wellington's Australian counterpart
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>>>/asp/
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12 minutes lads
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>>74372897
epic use of memes lad
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>>74373186
I just pity new zealanders and their terminal inferiority complex. Be nice to them, let them banter, its all they have.
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>>74373173

(ง •̀_•́)ง

>>74373193

(ง •̀_•́)ง
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Is New Zealand worth visiting for a holiday?
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>>74373228
do NOT ask a new zealander this question
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You guys said this started at 2:30 you lying cunts
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Who /comfy/ here?
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>>74373238
Did you have to wake up early?
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donald

trump
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>>74372587
That porn was pretty good
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>>74373246
I just spent 2.5 hours prepping vegetables & meat and finally have my chili on the stove simmering, only 8 hours to go
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>>74372869
Apparently we have 69,664 too many people.
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>>74373228
south island for sure
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>>74373256
what in the cunt are you on about you drongo?
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>>74373293
trying too hard
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>>74373293
wincing
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Should Western Australia be allowed to secede now that the mining boom has finished?
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>>74373306
the sooner the better Tbh

sick of carrying this shitty cricket team
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fucking hell
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>>74373306
fucking hope so, can relax blood marriage laws
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>>74373326
wrong state la
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7 Burnout
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12 when I come around
13 In the end
14 F.O.D.
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>>74373331
no im from wa
u mean tassie?
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>>74373334
Why is this a meme?
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what's up with Clive Palmer lads? A bit worried 2bh
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>>74373345
y
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>>74373345
he's more entertaining than he's ever been Tbh
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Has this test been kino?
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got a phone call from sudan lads

didn't pick up
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>>74373345
he used to be a big guy
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sweating lads
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Marsh has some nice shots Tbh
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Selectors should replace Shaun Marsh with Agar next test Tbh
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>>74373418
absolutely fucking retarded post even by your standards
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>>74373428
Shaun Darsh

>>74373339
It's not, he's just an autist

>>74373362
Yes, yes it has
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>>74373428
Why, he's been dogshit. I'm sick of the >leave the team alone if they win meme. Put Agar out there and he'll probably take some wickets
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>>74373439
>multiple replies

get a load of this freshie
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>>74373451
Agar is superfluous
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what's for dinner lads
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Remove Western Australia
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>worst australians
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fuck off and never come back marsh
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>>74373098
10 News.
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What's a safe lead lads, 400? 450?
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>>74373506
what >we have now is plenty

but no point declaring with almost three days left
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>DARSH
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>>74373481
cock
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>>74373506
already there desu
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DARSH REEE
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>>74373506
105
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>>74373514
There's no point declaring because you'll probably get bowled out soon anyways
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>>74373481
chili
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>>74373539
so much time left in the game too. Australia could comfortably bat out the entire day without any problems
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>>74373548
>Australia could comfortably bat out the entire day without any problems
by that I mean they would do it if they could
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>>74373539
depends if india ever hold a catch off smith lmao
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Who /hawks/ here?
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>>74373557
basketball has to be the worst fucking sport in the world
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>>74373565
t. manlet
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>>74373565
rude desu
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wade won't make double digits calling it now
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Bill Smith
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>>74373572
6'3"
It's literally the most shallow game in existence
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>>74373588
>6'3"
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So the last team to beat India in India were England?
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>>74373616
England were beating India for 300 years
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>make nothing but cricket related posts
>based jannies give me a 15 minute ban
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>>74373616
Are you from the sutherland shire?
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>>74373629
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>>74373578
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>>74373648
5 runs to go m8, hope he proves me wrong
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>>74373660
I really don't, want him gone Tbh
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>>74373640
no, I'm a true seppo
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>>74373660
oh, you meant runs. fucking so say next time fucking idiot
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This touring squad is fucking retarded. Any extra bowlers are going to be surplus, even Mitch Marsh is useless. Ideally you want to replace him with a specialist bat, but the only batsmen in the squad are Khawaja who can't play spin to save his life and Maxwell who can't play full stop.
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CA has to drop a FAT STEAMING DARSH from this test side

Which Darsh goes? and Usman is coming back.
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(I called Maxwell a batsman because his """spin""" is worse than Smith's)
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>>74373674
>Head was left at home

Meme 40 run innings win series
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>>74373674
>and Maxwell who can't play full stop.
casual
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wasn't expecting this at all lads
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>>74373674
>>74373685
What about the idea that part time pie chuckers like Smith,Maxwell and Agar would do better than average on these tracks because the ball turns so much?
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>>74373670
I said won't make double digits, how can you interpret that as balls faced if you know shit about cricket retard
hes on 10 now anyway so u win fgt
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Is this the Crusaders v Brumbies match thread?
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>>74373715
why bowl them? Australia wasn't running out of bowlers. You can just keep bowling O'Keefe and Lyon whenever you need to, there's no reason to bring out a worse bowler in their place
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>>74373726
back to your containment thread
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>>74373715
You still need to be able to bowl well, pitch regardless.

Also I don't think it's wise for smith to be bowling leggies, don't want to throw out his back and JUST himself like Clarke was at the end of his career.
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>>74373727
It's hot as fuck there and might be a good idea to rest Starc and Hazlewood. That's why I was surprised they haven't bowled Mitch Marsh
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>>74373735
Clarke had a bad back for his entire international career, Smithis never going to have that problem
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>>74373741
It's not that hot in Pune, it was like 32 C yesterday without any humidity
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>>74373783
They would've wasted it if they did, that was clearly off the helmet.
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smith the absolute madman is actually going to score more than the entire indian first innings hahaha
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>>74373791
I know, it's just funny cause they think they're getting umpballed
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http://www.theroar.com.au/author/suneer-chowdhary/
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what does starc need to do to be a viewed as an allrounder in the selectors eyes

sick of this allrounder in the team meme
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>>74373806
get his batting average over 30
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>>74373806
By your definition was Watson the only true allrounder ever?
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>Wade
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>>74373799
Yep haha its great. Wade must've given the ump head in the locker room.
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The umpire is racist
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umpballl aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Kohli on ropeable watch
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>>74373726
/cric/ BTFO
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>>74373820
yes
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How is what Wade did different from what Stuart Broad did?
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useless shit
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>>74373845
nothing
ppl are just sooks
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U M E S H
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>wade
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>>74373851
suck a fuck umpire
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>>74373845
nothing, facebook posters were the only people that hate stuart board for what he did
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>>74373859
tbf yadav only appealed when the slips went up, I don't think the umpire could have heard the noise
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>>74373866
he's an earpiece and yadav dont.
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Smith & Starc.

Name a more iconic partnership.

I'll wait.
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haha this thread is slow because we are all too busy actually watching the cricket
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Umesh is our best bowler Tbh.
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>>74373930
I think it's cause it's not being broadcast on FTA channels.
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>>74373936
poor /cric/ fans too stupid to know where the streams are
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>>74373881

He doesn't get sounds from the mics you dumb fuck, it's for communicating with the 3rd umpire
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>>74373948
he does you dumbfuck
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Is he, dare I say it, our guy?
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>>74373947
Poor /cric/ fans too poor to not be able to afford foxtel.
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>>74373973
>Willingly giving money to /jewscorp/

kek

KEK
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>>74373951
not the other guy but no they dont you dumb fuck
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>>74373973
Dont you guys have some online streaming service for sports ? We have hotstar which has movie, tv show and live sports streaming for $3 per month. It also gives live streaming for free with 5 mins delay.
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BASED AUTISMOTH
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>letting a literal special school autist get a hundred
Ishygddt
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your move, kohli, you little sooky fucking shit
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Steve Smith 127* leads India by 22 runs
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>headband

such a shame, I liked him
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>>74373988
Oh don't worry I hate foxtel with a burning passion. Dad refuses to get rid of it though.
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>>74374016
Just drop him 4 times please and he can get a century ;^)
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BASED SMOTH
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Reminder India have 0 reviews
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>>74374031
don't blame stove for you team's 2000's tier fielding skills
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dropped 4 times
holy shit india you fucking suck! haha xD
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>>74374031
Doesn't make Smoth a bad batsman, just shows how bad India is in the field. Smoth being able make a ton after all those missed opportunities goes to show he has temperament

Were they doing busy doing a poo on the field to catch Smoth?
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>>74374058
I'm not blaming him just asking for return of favour.
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Me on the left
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>5

No. of 100s for Steven Smith against India in 5 consecutive Tests, including this. Before this series, he had hit a century in each match of the 2014-15 home series.


How can one man be so good?
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DLF MAXIMUM
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If this was the 1st session of day 4 would you declare?
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Is Starc elite?


Fuck man, putting the Darsh brothers to shame

>tfw they will still pick the Darsh brothers because of the 'Le, don't change a winning team meme';
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>>74373721
i know where this is
what do i win
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Starc is unironically a far better batsman than Marsh
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>>74374087
fuck no, not on a track like this

You would declare the last session right before the 10 minute time you need to start on time so Indian openers have to rush to get ready to start
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>>74374089
Starc has a better batting average than both of them
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>>74374105
if only

he does however have a better average than the "all rounder" Bitchell Darsh
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>smoth
wasted a review.
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I want to be PAJEETED
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my nam jefe
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>>74374127
>indians

Not even lad, still one the bank and 5 overs left to get them back
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>post yfw Virat and co chase down 450 ;^)
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>>74374127
>that flag
>review advice
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>>74374105
Shaun averages 40 or something
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WALLOP
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>>74374141
I'm a little worried desu. 500 is the lowest score i'd be comfortable with.
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>post yfw when SOK gets a 10fa
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Based Ashwin made his century lads
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>le don't change a winning team
>le why fix it if it's broken
are the Australian selectors delusional?
>>
ashwin on outscoring india watch
>>
So why were we worried about coming to India again?
>>
>>74374157
yes, but that is not news
>>
>>74374156
TYBA
>>
>>74374157
Yes, yes they are and everyone knows it

if something ain't working, replace it should be the mentality they have but i swear, The Marsh family is bribing the selectors
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>>74374157
*isn't broken
>>
>>74374156
>statpad against New Zealand and England at home
>"the best test bowler in the world"
>get exposed by the Big Strong AusGODs
>>
>>74374160
New look team that failed against Pakistan in similar conditions not even a year ago
>>
Why are you guys watching test cricket when T20 is the future of the sport?
>>
You should never drop a player on the back of a single game.
If SMarsh fails next game he will be axed, even if the replacement is objectively worse
>>
>>74374175
he's been unlucky Tbh, fielding didn't help either
>>
>He didn't have his life savings on Winx today.

Explain yourselves
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>>74374185
20/20 > Test > ODI
>>
Starc is the Bradman of btfoing the Bradman of Bowling
>>
Is Starc a cow corner babby?
>>
>>74374190
would you say 4-109 is good on this pitch?
>>
>>74374191
That's a pretty good tv show
>>
>>74374183
It was Sri Lanka you absolutely seething casual
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>>74374202
that's what I said he's been very unlucky. So many catches dropped.
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>>74374208
It was naruto but for girls
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>>74374186
This wouldn't be a problem if he was new to the team

The problem is he is essentially the next Watson, will keep on getting picked because of one good series or test in a year. He just doesn't perform consintely enough to warrant his spot especially when Bushman Koala played well earlier in Australia.

Even if he can't play spin well, why didn't they back Bushman Koala for this game? Especially when he performed the precious series.

It exposes how stupid the selectors are, if he didn't play well this game then bring in Shaun Darsh, it really doesn't help a batsman confidence when they don't get picked after a good series or game
>>
>>74374185

when does the Fast4 Baseball start?
>>
shit feilding isnt luck you spastics

when a batsman tries to wallop for 6 and gets caught at mid on is he unlucky?
>>
Steve Smith WILL average over 60 for the majority of his test career

Mitchell Starc IS an all arounder

Australia has NEVER lost a series in India when both Marshes were in the XI

This makes /cric/ SEETH
>>
Final three digits of this post is Lyon's score
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>>74374224
Bribing truly is the only rational explanation
>>
>>74374224
>it really doesn't help a batsman confidence when they don't get picked after a good series or game
What do you think has been happening to Shaun Marsh? This is the first game he's failed in since the Ashes
>>
>>74374245
When he bowls

HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>
>>74374249
>The Ashes
never should have been allowed to play again desu
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Just found out were having Fish and Salad for Tea
>>
this is the team we should be playing

renshaw
warner
khawaja
smith
handscombe
head
neville/whiteman
starc
SOK
lyon
hazlewood
>>
STEEF KEEF
>>
>>74374256
>living with your parents

>>74374260
>khawaja

can't play spin you fucking idiot
>>
What a shot
>>
bloody indians appeal every second ball
>>
>>74374260
>Head
No
>Khawaja
No
>>
>>74374242
shit field is bowlers bad luck. And that's called a trap you casual.
>>
>>74374260
>khawaja
>>
>You will never get Jadeja'd

Why live
>>
India will win this match, lads.

Double ton from Kohli coming up.
>>
>>74374270

I bet hes regretting all his nigger antics now kek
>>
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Voges should be at 6
>>
Will O'Keefe score a run?
>>
>>74374264
should have been given this test to try and prove he can, its not like marsh made any runs in his place. the next best batsman they took is agar ffs
>>
>>74374282
Will O'keefe is Head of Channel Development at Eclipse Busniness Media m8
>>
What happened to Hilton Cartwright?
>>
>>74374272
What does that constitute?

The inability to differentiate between cumming or not, and berating you loudly either way?
>>
>>74374282
Will O'Keefe is a track athlete from Illinois m8
>>
>>74374282
Yeah I think he's in with a chance
>>
>>74374282
>>74374291
Good original posting lads
>>
>>74374297
White privilege too high, visa denied
>>
maximum lads
>>
>>74374307
?
>>
Does O'Keefe have the greatest career strike rate in test history?
>>
hahahah you know you're a shit bowler when lyon hits you for 6
>>
>>74374297
He was shit and should have never been selected
>>
>Indian fielding
>>
LYONNED
>>
>>74374319
The 's' at the end implies more than one lad
>>
>>74374319
Are you thick?
>>
>>74374325
in fairness the fielder threw it over the boundry
>>
>>74374336
>>74374339

s-sorry
>>
>>74374340
Yeah I forgot about that Hilton is actually elite
>>
behrendorff just took 9-37 against the dirty vics in his first shield game back what a lord
>>
PARTY TIME WALLOP TIME PARTY TIME WALLOP TIME PARTY TIME WALLOP TIME PARTY TIME WALLOP TIME PARTY TIME WALLOP TIME PARTY TIME WALLOP TIME PARTY TIME WALLOP TIME PARTY TIME WALLOP TIME PARTY TIME WALLOP TIME PARTY TIME WALLOP TIME PARTY TIME WALLOP TIME PARTY TIME WALLOP TIME
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>>74374345
>stuttering

Literally shut the fuck up before I ram my fist down your throat you piece of literal shit

Or should I say:
L-literally shut the f-f-fuck up before I ram my fist down y-your throat you piece of literal s-shit
>>
>>74374359
*pulls down your pants*
*sucks your cock*

what now, kiddo?
>>
NZ is getting assrammed as you read this
>>
>>74374373
I enjoy looking at their graveyard thread every now and then
>>
nothing like watching a true batting bunny trying to play genuine pace
>>
Did any of you catch Steve Smith scoring a century this match?
Because the Indians didn't


XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

Well technically they did evenutally
>>
>Australia can't score 300 in either innings
>Wins in a landslide
>>
>>74374412
Even better when Indians try and rig the pitch and they get BTFO instead.
>>
what's with the new headband meme?
>>
>>74374424
le gyprock man set a trend
>>
>Camera cuts to Indian fielder
>Can't even see their face
Can't make this shit up
>>
These Indian ads are insane, Indian men like to wear perfume?
>>
Excuse me what time is it

uhhh my watch says it's uhhh

what time is it what time is it
>>
>>74374444
I didn't mind the one where the husband calls his wife wide when he's checking the griget score
>>
Who /AMradio/ master race?
>>
>>74374444
Checked
>>
>>74374461
I couldn't understand the shitskins
>>
>post yfw when Australia lose this match
>>
>>74374444
>mfw after watching 2 and a half hours of Indian deodorant and men's perfume ads
>>
India to last how many sessions?

I am going to say 4

They will lose 3 quick wickets in the first but then go on to put on a respectable 240 but will start losing wickets in the second half of the third and then go on to lose the 10th right before the end of the 4th session i predict they will last to
>>
>>74374461
Literally the only Australian radio station I used to listen to was ABC Newsradio but I can't get over the bias now.
>>
>>74374475
After watching that movie I would not give a fuck if those chicks killed me, put a fork in me, I'm done
>>
>>74374474
2/441 it's happening
>>
Matt Renshaw scores 10 from 59 balls and everyone praises him as the future great opener of Australian cricket. Shaun Marsh scores 16 from 55 and he's a spud that should never be picked.
>>
just totally btfo'd some seething seppos lads

>>74374494
>>
>>74374495
Gr8 b8 m8 8/8
>>
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Can we win this lads, or is Kohli gonna get a triple century?
>>
>>74374514
1, 2
>>
>>74374514
I didn't realise Joe Burns was so much taller than Usman
>>
Anyone watching Poo Peeland get btfo?
>>
>>74374514
SOK gonna expose Kohli lad, i have been converted to be a SOK believer
>>
>>74374482
Krazy reckons abc is unbiased
>>
>>74374495
68 & 31 versus 16 & a duck.

Hmmm....can we just dump both Marsh brothers forever?
>>
Reply to me with the most reddit post you can think of
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>>74374538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yThfdrdFL8
>>
>>74374536
No they are together, the next Shane Watson

>tfw i don't have any of my old /cric/ memes involving Watson
>>
>>74374538
BASED CENTIPEDES

BASED R/THE_DONALD

MAGA
>>
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>tfw Renshaw is the greatest Australian opener of all time at the age of 18 while i'm doing menial minimum wage work in my 30s and achieved nothing
>>
>>74374560
What is happening here
>>
>>74374560
dog ded???
>>
>>74374538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSvG-dYs0aM&t=11s
>>
>>74374560
reminder technology is an evil Zionist exploit
>>
>>74374538
Usman NEEDS to be in the team, Shaun Marsh is SHIT
>>
>>74374600
Just woke up lads
>>
>>74374606
If logic and reason are Reddit, i'm Reddit now.
>>
Reminder that India used both their reviews that innings on Mitch Marsh
>>
good morning
>>
>>74374637
They know a danger man when they see one
>>
>>74374646
Hey mate how's it going? Got work today or so you have the weekend off?
>>
>>74374655
feeling alright, i guess. what about you?

>Got work today or so you have the weekend off?
i've a proper job, which means that i never work on weekends
>>
That Indian presenter is thicc
>>
>poo pee
>>
>>74374666
Yeah I'm feeling great thanks mostly to this game, I haven't seen Australia play this well in India for over a decade
>>
>>74374669
that's Stuart Binny's wife.
>>
Garry Sobers is getting interviewed on Fox lads
>>
Everyone keeps talking about Indian commercials and stuff, wheres the stream at?
>>
>New Zealand 61/6 (20.6 ov)
lol
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>>74374681
FUCK
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>>74374693
http://www.cricket-365.tv/livevideo-2.html
>>
>REMEMBER THE KOLKATA TEST LADS
>>
>>74374475
>>74374485
whats the movie name?
>>
>>74374718
knock knock lad
>>
Excited lads
>>
>Wade
>>
>DUDE BOUNCERS LMAO

Lobotomise Starc
>>
>>74374718
>>74374723
Actually watching Funny Games right now on the telly. Pretty much the same movie
>>
Jesus he takes it off the lad and drops it off the bat
>>
Will New Zealand Score A Hundred?
>>
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These openers are settling quite nicely
>>
>>74374800
>mitorn kangaruo ki maa chod aaj
>>
>>74374760

Daniel has returned lads
>>
>>74374795
Will New Zealand was a 16th century explorer m8.
>>
BASED FUCKING O'QUEEF

PLUMB LBW
>>
what a selfish review
>>
O U T
U
T
>>
Warnie must be fuming about this SOK devastation.
>>
>india lose 7/11 in POOney

Is this pottery?
>>
>>74374824
As good as Warnie was at Cricket, he's actually a really fucking stupid bloke.
>>
>>74374835
He's bizarre. He knows a hell of a lot about crickey tactics but he's completely retarded when it comes to anything else
>>
kek

KEK

K-E-K
>>
LOL waste it again please
>>
>poodia
>>
Really great reviews
>>
K E K
E
K
>>
LYON STRIKES LYON STRIKES LYON STRIKES LYON STRIKES LYON STRIKES LYON STRIKES
LYON STRIKES LYON STRIKES LYON STRIKES LYON STRIKES LYON STRIKES LYON STRIKES
LYON STRIKES LYON STRIKES LYON STRIKES LYON STRIKES LYON STRIKES LYON STRIKES
LYON STRIKES LYON STRIKES LYON STRIKES LYON STRIKES LYON STRIKES LYON STRIKES
>>
just some of the best viewing around right now
>>
>India in charge of reviews
>>
Baseball is far better btw
>>
>India losing two 50/50 calls
The stars have aligned lads, India getting a reality check.
>>
Burning of Smoth effigies and Australian flags when?
>>
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bring a tear to your eyes
>>
>subhuman coloured so frightened by based SaxGOD he chooses to hide in the poo peeland thread
KEK

Exterminate yourself
>>
Really really glad I'm not Indian
>>
this is what happens when you start using the drs system a decade after everyone else
>>
If the digits repeat India will not last to stumps
>>
off to work lads
>>
>>74374882
this is the truth lads
>>
>>74374893

Great post m8
>>
*hides from AusGODS*
>>
Is Australia certified the no.1 Test side in the world?
>>
Who is Australia's greatest ever Chinaman bowler?
>>
>kohli takes a single
>whole ground erupts in voluptuous cheers that can be heard from colombo

What did they mean by this?
>>
>>74374902
Saffas
>>
Anyone got links to the Indians saying we gonna lose hard as worst test team ever? I want to laugh.
>>
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Hehe you dumb Aussies have fallen into the GOD Kohil's master plan to get 400 not out and lead them to a victory, while proving that he is the true GOD of cricket unlike this bhenchod Steve Smith. Trust me Aussies you will be crying by the end of tomorrow.. :) :)
>>
At the ground lads. Kohli just got 5 and out
>>
>rank turner
>impact on off stump
>hitting off stump
the absolute state of DRS
>>
>>74374922
DAMAGE CONTROL
A
M
A
G
E

C
O
N
T
R
O
L
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>>74374922
mate that was plum as fuck was a retarded decision to review it
>>
>>74374903
Brad Hogg mate
>>
>>74374922
Did you watch the ball after it bounced? There wasn't any revs on the ball so it barely turned
>>
21st century killing machine
>>
Madeline Slattery on the nine news is looking hot as fuck lately
>>
>>74374903
Richard Chee Quee mate
>>
>>74374903
thats racist lad
>>
whats a good poo in loo cric forum lads

i feel like reading some seething
>>
>>74374902

If we can win 3 tests in this Series we become no.1 just in time to pinch the Annual Championship
>>
>>74374930
>>74374934
talking about Rahul's wicket lads. only 10% of the impact of the ball was on off stump.
>>
I want an Amanda Shalala gf
>>
>>74374954
would have been out if 10% hit
>>
>>74374964
>>
>>74374949

r/cricket
>>
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>Yatz: "Everyone!! Re: DRS use, give some benefit of doubt to the Indians. They are no where as experienced as other teams using it. Give them some time, slowly but surely they will learn it. "
>>
Anyone here used to go to Cricket:1 on Yahoo chat?

That place would have been absolutely seething right now if it still existed.
>>
>WADE
>>
>>74374961
that's the point it shouldn't be, umpire's call need to go, On the same ball you can be out or not out based on umpire's call. That shouldn't happen either you're out or not out.
>>
Wade currently the highest runscorer for India this innings.
>>
Someone put the Shane Watson DRS pasta over Rahul's face
>>
POOICIDE
O
O
I
C
I
D
E
>>
>>74374975
umpire can overrule DRS if he thinks the third umpire got it wrong

how is this not common sense?
>>
>>74374975
The system isn't meant to overturn close decisions. It's meant to overturn shockers. If it comes down to umpire's call, then it wasn't a shocker
>>
99% of patients regrow their very own hair
>>
>>74374985
Because Indians have no idea how DRS works because they basically never use it
>>
It’s easy to understand why American Idiot was so universally adored. Part of the reason might’ve been because the folkier ‘Warning’ – which stands up surprisingly well now – provided Green Day with a lower bar to clear with fans who felt they’d gone soft. But while it’s certainly of its time, and the title track, sadly, still describes the state of American media and political culture with the blunt accuracy of a sledgehammer, the thematic narrative doesn’t work at all. You can’t just throw in a bunch of characters called Jesus “this” and Saint “that” and pour over a stew of American iconography and call it a story. Shopping malls! Suburbs! Soda pop and ritalin! Basically a narrow, petulant little slice of everything The Hold Steady likes filtered through bad teenage poetry. And yet it was hailed as an awakening, then turned into a Broadway musical and possibly, yet, a film. Given the state of the political conversation in 2004, the protest record of the year didn’t need to be smart or literate; it just needed to carry people for a bit, thrashing dumbly until they could get their shit together.
>>
Tbh if Kettleborough gives me out I'd just walk
>>
REMOVE PESHWARI NAAN remove peshwari naan
you are worst pakistani. you are the pakistani idiot you are the pakistani smell. return to bangladesh. to our bangladesh cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,sri lanka we will never forgeve you. muhajadeen rascal FUck but fuck asshole pakistani stink sri lanka chakde chakde..pakistani genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead pakistani..ahahahahahSRI LANKA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget t20worldcup .sri lanka we kill the king , sri lanka return to your precious bangladesh….hahahahaha idiot pakistani and sri lankan smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE PESHWARI NAAN FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. aus+england+india+westindies=kill sri lanka…you will t20/ tendulcar alive in india, tendulcar making cricket of india . fast bat tendulcar india. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tendulcar… you are ppoor stink pakistani… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
tupac alive numbr one #1 in india ….fuck the bangladesh ,..FUCKk ashol pakistanis no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. tendulcar aliv and real strong wizard kill all the pakistani farm aminal with bat magic now we the inda rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and sri lanka wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. india greattst countrey
>>
Rate my new meme guys:

>NICE SOKKY!
>>
>>74374988
>>74374985
Thats the thing needs to be changed. The system should be to get correct decision. No matter the what's the umpire's call.
>>
>>74374999
haha!
>>
>>74374999
I think Facebook might eat this one up mate
>>
>>74374999
Trips confirms elite new meme I guess
>>
>>74375003
How is it supposed to know a hypothetical? It makes a trajectory based on how the ball is known to have moved up to to point where it hit the pads. Anything past that is just an extrapolation.
>>
Why are Indian crowds so buttblasted
>>
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If Australia can get Kohli out here today, they should be set to go on and win this match with relative ease
>>
>>74375007
how many times can you masturbate in a single day ?
>>
Kohli WILL get out next O'Keefe over after this one
>>
Ahhh fuck me
>>
>>74375003
>Indians in charge of DRS

No.
>>
Having suicidal thoughts lads
>>
SOK summoning the will of the Kettle.
>>
>>74375012
4 is my record why
>>
Last three digits will be India's highscore
>>
>>74375012
I went for six once when I was 17
>>
>>74375020
Haven't we all? jog on cunt
>>
>>74375020
same lad, wanna kill yourself with me?

We can make it a lovers double suicide
>>
>>74375029
>>74375023
just checking
>>
>>74375020
What's wrong lad
>>
>>74375005
>>74375006
>>74375007
I'm grateful for you lads being my quality assurance. When I get a publishing contract I'll give you royalties in the form of KFC vouchers
>>
>>74375020
you're just experiencing the possibilities of your freedeom lad
>>
>Umpire reviews remaining India 0 (0 successful, 2 unsuccessful); Australia 2 (0 successful, 0 unsuccessful)

kek, Indians in charge of knowing how to use DRS
>>
Kohli was out lads. Smith didn't take thecreview.
>>
>>74375020

KEK, to think you spent THAT much time typing up those lies to feed your massive ego and seek attention on 4chan.

You really are a loser, and you have been EXPOSED as a liar.

You were NOT diagnosed with depression by anyone but yourself.

You are NOT clinically depressed.

You are NOT going through a hard time in your life.

You have NEVER experienced any hardship.

You ARE a young cunt idiot with a massive ego, who pretends to be depressed on 4chan for attention because you have no one in real life to attention seek to because you have alienated yourself by being a delusional vain cunt who thinks he's smart, when you are in fact a retarded idiot who has achieved NOTHING in your life, and you NEVER will.

Stop posting here

Stop coming here.

Stop breathing.

You are absolute human garbage, and a fucking leech on those who are actually worthwhile.

You are nothing and should seriously just kill yourself you retarded piece of shit.

Please reply to this with yet another attention seeking post, you fucking loser.
>>
>>74375051
>Someone, sometime ago took the time to create this pasta
>>
>>74375051
Judging by the formatting its copy pasta, but its fucking hilarious either way.
>>
>>74375051
>You were NOT diagnosed with depression by anyone but yourself.
>You are NOT clinically depressed.

not him, but i am diagnosed by a doctor with major depression

>You are NOT going through a hard time in your life.

>implying that is how depression and certain other mental health issues arise

Fucking educate yourself, normie scum
>>
>>74375057
It literally and unironically shook Daniel to his core
>>
>>74375057
And somebody once took the time to cum inside your mother, and look what we ended up with
>>
NEW THREAD
>>74375061
>>74375061
>>74375061
NEW THREAD
>>
Hasn't been Kettleborough's best test match tbqh
>>
>>74375063
Get a load of this fucking freshie lads
>>
>>74375063
>Go to GP
>"I'm depressed"
>Get diagnosed with depression
>>
>>74375065
What was that hilarious final comment in reply to Daniel's goodbye post meltdown by that Aussie?

I remember losing my shit over it
>>
NEW THREAD REMINDER
>>74375061
>>74375061
>>74375061
NEW THREAD REMINDER
>>
>>74375085
No that was just one about how he had a massive fucking ego. This was made during some shitty blog about how Daniel didn't have a gf or some shit. He did reference it in his goodbye post as a post that would "drive a lesser man to suicide" or something like that
>>
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>>74375051
look youre not wrong but your not quite right either your in the grey area
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